Done. You're the newest owner of a Ferrari. -Enjoy it.
-Thanks. I just need to confirm some things so we're clear, ok? -Sure.
-It's a Ferrari Spider. Convertible, six gears, power steering, F1-Trac, ignition pin, and smart leather seats, right? -Exactly.
-Full name, please. -Alvaro Mansur Neto. -Okay.
Address? 36 Angelina Vita St. Penthouse.
-Okay. Social Security? -Number 085.
827. 517-109. -ID?
-Number 101. 687. 085-5.
-Dick size? -What did you say? -Dick size.
-Is that a joke? No. I need to know your dick's length.
Why do you need to know that? For you to buy a Ferrari, your dick can't be bigger than 2". -Two?
-Two. . .
-This doesn't exist. -It does. You can Google Images it.
No! I'm not saying its doesn't exists people with 2'' dick. I know it does.
-I know that's a thing. -It does. What doesn't exist is asking someone's dick's size to sell them a car.
It's not just a car. You're buying a Ferrari here. If I get a Porsche, I won't go through this embarrassment?
It's a Porsche, so you do, Mr Mansur. This is not our policy. It's the market's policy.
When it's over R$150,000, there's a dick size chart. It's even worse when buying a 3 million reais car. So, we have a problem because I have a 7" penis.
What's funny? I don't get it. Mr Mansur, if you had a 7" dick, you'd be glad to drive a used Honda Fit.
You'd make out in the back seat of a subcompact or of a Kia Rio. Maybe getting a nice blowjob on a '96 supermini with steamed up windows. A metallic green car at Lapa's overlook.
Then you'd clean your dick's head on an Uber X. You wouldn't spend a house's worth of money on a car. -Makes sense.
-So, hear me out. Let me help you. I need to sell, you need the car.
Tell me how big your cock is. It's 3. 15".
Mr Mansur, don't pull this on me. If you are a 3. 15, I'll send you to Toyota's dealership.
Maybe you can get a used BMW. Gilmar, isn't there anything we can do? I don't know.
But I'll be honest with you. To be frank, my dick is 2. 75" long.
There's a big difference between 2" and 2. 75". -It's just .
75". -It makes a big difference. Especially in the winter time.
Gilmar, is it 2" after a hard on? Yes, it's measured when it's hard. -I can make an exception.
-Can it be when it's flaccid? So, I'm getting a yellow and a red Ferrari.
