no I love the the new wom I know the new women they're great aren't they you know the new ones we've been seeing lately the the ones with beards and they're as good as they're as good as gold I love them uh well with me I uh ever since uh I've been hit with the cancel culture a bunch of times I think twice but I do it anyway here are six times comedians took woke culture ripped it apart and left the pieces for the crowd to laugh at kicking things off with beer Dos who delivers
a fiery takedown of privilege and performative activism with zero apologies getting offended is something privileged people do and we just got privilege last week it's very exciting now in the west you've had privilege for years you've taken taking offense to another level like Americans can get offended on other people's behalf it's a it's a very American thing I'm offended for you what you went through is so stressful I'm going to take the day off watching this unfold is like watching someone argue against gravity while standing firmly on the ground but his next punchline lands even
harder and no one sees it coming but in the west you're very uh what's the word woke that's that's a word I learned woke that's the reason I travel to learn new words it's not to expand my audience I'm Indian my audience is expanding as we speak right now [Applause] I asked a college kid I'm like what does it mean to be woke she was like to be woke means to realize to recognize to organize and then to vocalize that describes everything from a book club to a Nazi rally all right I want to be
one of these comedians who can write woke jokes for woke people I've tried do you want to hear them yeah knock knock well if you need to hear the sound of somebody's voice before you let them into your apartment what is that say about your elitist privilege huh this is the kind of absurdity that doesn't just make you laugh it makes you wonder why we're even here in the first place if you thought ver doss's critiques of woke absurdity were sharp wait until you see Samuel beid handle a Heckler who thought interrupting was a good
idea spoiler it wasn't it's very important it's good what's that said need to stop picking off people start doing real jokes I'm just going to repeat what he said and and I'm not lying he said you need to stop picking on people and start telling real jokes what now why are you applauding yourself you my brother okay look I'm a person you're a person I'm talking about real majoring in math did that Palestinian Jewish roommate did that family from Beirut did that this is all real brother this is all real this is my life of
course this is my life you don't like talking about race are you you don't like talking about race is that your thing it's the cheap way out it's the cheap way out man well you know what race is a reality to me man and it's a reality to most people and I'm making light of it I'm making light of it brother there's a special kind of confidence in interrupting a comedian with a take as flat as weak old soda it's almost impressive almost but Sammy doesn't miss a beat and what follows is pure comedic Justice
why would the majority of the crowd be booing you if it's did I have a turban no I do not have a turban however I will say okay I was look you had a turban growing up I did it is that what you're saying I get mistaken for being Indian all the time and I it annoys me too because there's a difference bro people like you're Indian I'm not Indian you can't just pick any brown person and call us Indian you're not Columbus that one's for you that one's for you ah dead there's nothing wrong
with being Indian all right me get out me do one no no no no I'm not stopping you I'm stopping you you are handled let him finish his set thank you but that was a master work honestly trying to dictate what's real comedy at a live show is embarrassing for everyone involved but at least the audience got their money's worth I won't pick on anyone I won't do any more racial jokes okay I'm just saying my best friend is Indian so it's an arranged friendship and we're very close and I was born here in Oakland
and I was raised in Fremont Fremont it's a lot like Oakland let less Urban more turban if you know what I mean and that's um thank you so much my name is Samuel bab this is real this is real real thank you so much some people walk into a comedy show expecting a TED Talk and leave with a lesson in humility instead but that's just the beginning up next Ricky dvas Dives head first into the heated debate on gender pronouns delivering a brutally honest take that's as hilarious as it is uncomfortable oh women not all
women I I mean the oldfashioned ones you know the oldfashioned women oh God you know the ones with wombs oh those dinosaurs no I love the the new wom I know the new women they're great aren't they you know the new ones we've been seeing lately the one the ones with beards and they're as good as they're as good as gold I love them few things are as risky as tackling modern pronoun culture but Ricky Jas doesn't just take the risk he doubles down it's a master class in saying what everyone's thinking but no one
dares to say and just when you think it can't get sharper Ricky's punch lines hit even closer to home now it's the oldfashioned and now the old fashioned they oh they want to use our toilets why shouldn't they use your toilets for ladies they are ladies look at their pronouns what about this person isn't a lady well his her you bigot what if he me what if she you you Turf when words lose meaning the punch lines are already built in leaving the absurdity completely exposed and trust me this isn't even the most awkward moment
you'll see today watch as Gilbert gotfried tackles cancel culture with his signature Fearless style Prov that comedy is at its best when it refuses to back down and I'm curious to know how you feel like comedy uh is going to weather this this Epoch are we you are we going to have comedians who walk on eggshells um are comedians going to fear the woke mob will they be less funny will they be less edgy or will they look at this as an opportunity to make even more headlines uh well with me I uh ever since
uh I've been hit with the cancel culture a bunch of times I think twice but I do it anyway cancel cultures obsession with sanitizing language feels like rearranging deck chairs on a sinking ship pointless performative and oddly hilarious when you stop to think about it and it only gets more hilariously uncomfortable from here and uh it it's very strange how there are certain words I it always made me laugh when people say use terms like like the fword the nword the CW and I'm thinking well when you say those terms the person hearing it is
saying it aloud in their head so uh who's it being hidden from there's a certain absurdity in censoring words while expecting people not to mentally fill in the blanks it's like putting up a do not enter sign and leaving the gate wide open completely pointless just when you thought the conversation couldn't get Bolder cancel culture never sleeps and neither does Chappelle's razor sharp wit what follows is both hilarious and brutally honest I want to see if you can guess who it is I'm doing an impression of all right let me get in a character you
got to guess who it is though okay here it goes duh hey D if you do anything wrong in your life duh and I find out about it I'm going to try to take everything away from you and I don't care when I find out could be today tomorrow 15 20 years from now if I find out you're D finished who who's that that's you that's what the audience sounds like to [Applause] me that's why I don't be coming out doing comedy all the time cuz y'all is the worst I've ever tried to entertain in
mying life when outrage becomes this obsessive it's hard hard to tell if it's accountability or just desperation honestly this level of overreach would be impressive if it weren't so ridiculous and now it's time for a reality check Malik alasel takes on the ridiculous contradictions of modern woke ideologies with a sharpness that turns the entire conversation on its head and that's my therapist Helen I've been with Helen for about four years that's and we get into arguments it's like I'll fight with Helen cuz like she just tries too much like two new age of ideas it's
not practical this is when I knew like I have to find someone else is when she asked me what my astrological sign was in the middle of a like my therapist was like what's your star sign I was like Helen come on we can't both be mentally ill you know it's got to be we're just too crazy people yelling at each other now we don't need to be in an office she's like you're an Aries and I was like you're good Helen you're good you can stay when logic takes a backseat and ego drives the
conversation the result is a car crash you can't look away from cuz I get angry a lot so I'm trying to figure out like what's good what's the right thing to get angry about cuz I like you know there's stuff that's like not worth it to get angry about like it's just this is when I realized I I had to stop doing it was when um Kyrie Irving got in trouble when Kyrie got in trouble that was that was big cuz like cuz he was like my favorite basketball player he's one of the best basketball
players of this generation and he yeah he got in trouble cuz he shared an anti-Semitic documentary on his Twitter it was wild like he you know like in the documentary like denied the Holocaust it was like nuts and like they wanted to kick him out of the NBA and I agreed I'm like this is no place for that but then I I caught myself in the middle of it and I was like wait a second why am I even mad at this guy a year before this he said he thought the Earth was flat like
if a guy tells you that he thinks the Earth is flat don't ask him about the Jews like what are you doing what did you think he was going to say Sometimes the best way to tackle absurdity is to match it stride for stride watching logic and nonsense Collide is a spectacle in itself and Elisa delivers with pinpoint accuracy and just when you think it couldn't get more ridiculous the contradictions ramp up to a level you won't believe there's no woke flat earthers there's never been there's nobody who's like the Earth is flat but you
know I love everybody on it we're all doing our best on this frisbee ride in space man that's traveling upwards to stimulate gravity we're all doing our best and we got to pay attention cuz it's heating up the disc is heating up and the water's going to rise it's going to pour off the size we got to be careful people don't usually double up on causes like that they're like the Earth is flat and there's too many Filipinos on it and it's going to tip over if we don't find the edge that the Jews are
hiding from us and push the like who cares he's a basketball player it doesn't the Collision of these ideas is like watching a train wreck in slow motion messy chaotic and impossible to look away from don't miss our next video and don't forget to subscribe for more laughs and Truth bombs
