[instrumental music] Excuse me. It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.

Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you'd know that or we'd be in the predicament room. [Chandler chuckles] Hold on.

Fill these out. Sit over there. Look, look, look, I don't want to make any trouble, okay?

But I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented. Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

Well, how long do you think it'll be? Any minute now. [scoffs] Hey, miss.

. Hey. .

(Ross) I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window and her face had the most incredible glow. Yes, the moon, the glow the magical feeling, you did this part. Could I get some painkillers over here, please?

He's right. Enough already. What is the big deal about today?

So you slept with her for the first time. So what? You slept with her for seven years after that.

Look, it's just a little more complicated. Well, what? What?

What is it? That she left you, that she likes women that she left you for another woman that likes women? A little louder, okay?

I think, there's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you. Then what? My first time with Carol was.

. [whispering] It was my first time. What?

It was my first. . .

time. With Carol? Oh.

So in your whole life you've only been with one. . .

oh. Whoa, boy, hockey was a big mistake. There's a whole bunch of stuff we could have done tonight.

Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? I think it's great. You know, it's sweet, it's romantic.

. - Really? - Nah.