now that we're learning to communicate constructively let's put those new skills to use thank you I want everyone to write down everything about your partner that drives you crazy really the drawers are open diging sounds a little marriage Indy doesn't it yeah I mean it does but not for us maybe oh huh interesting Phil there's nothing that bugged you about Claire nope not even me likey what is he talking about I have no idea he says you say it a lot and it drives him crazy okay uh Claire yeah I love you know but when
you use that expression it makes me feel um icky but I've hardly ever even used the expression me likey Sushi me likey Game of Thrones me likey Shard it does hit my ear wrong but you know what forget it I'm sorry I got nothing to complain about me lucky Phil never apologize for your feelings I thought we're not supposed to say never good catch J thank you as the kids say it's going to get real up in here but trust me after that once I've guided you through the extremely specific steps in deciding what goes
back in the drawer and what gets thrown out you will be the best version of yourselves it always works don't say always thank you let's get writing nothing is off limits these are your private thoughts and you are entitled to them excuse me you think I'm too loud sh how am I loud well you take in too much air and you expel that air with large and sudden bursts that's how oh so you're saying that I am full of hot air no I'm saying just the opposite none of the air stays in you the lights
again now you've written it down I'm trying to stick to the small stuff oh well congratulations you nailed it because that's real small it okay it bothers me all right I I've asked you very nicely to turn off the lights constantly it's like we're londoners hiding from war planes why did you write down TP joke deor said these are my personal and private thoughts I love that joke I tell it all the time it's funny do you okay listen up guys this guy walks into his shrink's office and he says duck what's wrong with me
I'm a teepee I'm A Wigwam and the duck says that's your problem you're too tense do you get it too tense that's bad Claire that's really bad you made her like that if you let her feel things maybe she'll know what is funny don't care what you people think me like like what is wrong with me likey Claire I love you oh then stop saying it just seems a little childish really cuz you're the one who can't stop playing with his pogo stick you know what maybe you'd be happier if you played with my pogo
stick once in a while God what's sad is they're actually talking about a pogo stick what sad is you love electricity more than me it's like we have a deranged second grader bouncing around the neighborhood when did you get so old I mean I love you all right cam it's been a PPP people of mine since I was a kid and I've asked you so many times that when you ignore me it feels a little passive aggressive and when you nag me constantly it feels like I'm talking to my mother when I have to nag
you it makes me feel like I am your mother which could be why it's been a month since we played with each other's pogo sticks oh my God how do you think we feel Mitchell me this is not going the way it should be why don't you tell us how to fix this I'm so sorry I have to go no no no you have to help us put this back together it's a family emergency trust me it cannot be as bad as this one I'm sorry I'm sorry but I have to go pick up my
son because my idiot ex-husband loaned his car to his latest Tinder wh we paid good money for this no it was only $84 excuse me I would have paid more but nobody else was beaing that's great you know what I deserve it this is what you get for dumbing down 30 years of research for a trite analogy of a junk drawer just because my editor told me it would get me on the Ellen show you were on Ellen oh yeah yeah I danced my way into America's heart and that's why I'm stuck here on a
Sunday afternoon for 80 bucks wait you can't leave now all our junk is out [Music] [Applause] [Music] he [Music]
