today I messed up by sticking my willy in a crazy chick I hooked up with this girl I met online on Tinder I showed her how to make a couple drinks for an upcoming party of hers she recently got divorced so she was having a divorce party we watched a movie and she asked me for a calf massage then we went to the bedroom so she could give me a back massage she took off my shirt so she could use lotion one thing led to another I am 24 and she is around 40 something after
we went on demon time she wanted to spend the night and I said I wasn't comfortable with that she was not happy about that I suggested we snuggle for a bit and then I take her home she wanted me to take her home right then completely silent on the whole car ride I said sorry I just don't sleep super well with someone in my bed because of stuff in my past and she said I don't care you're never going to talk to me again you loser as we were pulling up to her place she said
you know what I'm going to do tonight go to the emergency room and I said why and she said you can think about why have fun in jail and got out