Joe Rogan Experience #1907 - Protect Our Parks 6

[Music] by night [Music] night what was I doing yeah we used to do all the shows live streaming so dangerous Boys Hey fresh from the club suck at Neil deGrasse you big fat Cliff imagine going from that to this imagine going from a legit astrophysicist head of the Hayden Planetarium to this podcast he's a sweet guy he's a great guy we talked about the James Webb Telescope and new capabilities and it's pretty wild [ __ ] imagine caring well it's a cute photo it's colorful it's pretty cool it looks like Bejeweled that video game imagine

if no one was paying attention to space if everyone was like us I'm like I hope everything up there is good yeah whatever that is I don't know what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] is Just don't attack as long as no attacks I'm fine even the Native Americans they would look at it and they would make [ __ ] out of it you know yeah the constellation oh yeah everybody did all the constantly it was pretty TV off the show the dots are so like weirdly connected too Archer yeah Archer yeah you're

trying random lines in yeah you're just deciding Orion's Belt oh there's a lion that's not a lion you [ __ ] idiot that was Like it was like shitty porn remember you watch porn it was scrambled guys were whacking off the constellations [Music] no doubt about it a bit rounded do you remember when you would stay in these shitty little hotels and they would have like you'd have to pay money like through machine to watch porn yeah there were some hotels a bit about it because he was like his Porn wasn't working but he goes

so you have to call downstairs but he's like I have a very recognizable voice that was Gilbert he did there yeah yeah it's a Ray Romano hey all right he's a sweet sweet man he's the best he's a good dude man it kind of like made his money and just said just let my [ __ ] feedback yeah were you around for the attention the vibrating bed with the quarter yep yeah I never saw that I thought no I never Saw I got I got on one of those once just to feel it I put

the quarter in by myself as a kid my mom would put him in for us I don't get it Michael J fox hated it yeah some places you would go and they would have the spinning bed what of a circular bed and it spun that was like the honeymoon suite like in the 1970s there was a there was a house that was for sale um that uh who had it let's stay in one Position and look at different walls Will Chamberlain had this [ __ ] house that was for sale in the Hollywood Hills and

it was just like all decked out just for [ __ ] like he had a whole room with like mirrors that's amazing he was just banging I bet that's crunchy as [ __ ] though oh it's just if you got like one of them black lights ran it through that room it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting That's What I Call Wilt Chamberlain jizz Everywhere black light but Lisa Ann said John Sally had the biggest dog she'd ever seen look at the size of them yeah but you never gigantic John Tyler's like he's got

to be close to seven feet tall right six to nine six ten still tall but of course he's got a giant dick yeah even if he had an average dick for his size yeah it would be gigantic I heard Shaq is uh very uh underwhelming that's what I've heard I know his hands Are as big as his table how is it possible I think it just looks you know a lady I know a lady that's sawshack's dick yes and she said in college fine I don't know if this is this should be out there but

uh he's still coming into his own I think and into her but I think you uh you expect you know a [ __ ] Anaconda yeah and then when it's just proportionate you're like well you also have to deal with a girl who like I [ __ ] Shaq he ain't [ __ ] yeah yeah lying yeah Bragging they do that to me all the time every one of them a negative review yeah they're just trying to get at me thank God there's no [ __ ] yeah felp phelp they had a review for teachers

and I felt like they should always have to put their grades in before the review yeah uh Professor yeah like oh you don't like to do what did you get oh a d and you don't like him uh-huh strange we were talking yesterday about how hotels you get in trouble for smoking but you Can jizz everywhere it's in a weird system well you don't get secondhand jizz that's why what are you kidding it's all over the drape it's just like get into your lungs ah uh well yeah next up next tenant see what I'm saying

I hear you but what would you rather guy blow smoke in your face or jizz in your face smoke well why do I have to choose it's a tough choice can we get both are we here at a party why are you guys pausing It's definitely supposed the answer is smoke certainly smoke which guy though yeah John Sally John Stamos I'm taking it you take one a hot one in the face is your guy Greek yogurt I'd switch in a second for Stamos State you would trade lives with John Stamos no no genders you would

you gotta be used to switch genders yeah just demos just to be with you well in a lot of Prisons you can do that now that's true what a fun trick who would not do what Dumb [ __ ] in prison are they going to the is that your guy full head of hair he's like 70 years old now too yup wow that's great he's a [ __ ] hunk is he married yeah married kids man he's handsome beautiful guy beautiful man hey I got one bring up that guy in white lotus's dick from season

just a little pups two hours donkey let me see how I'm doing if I'm okay if I'm slacking Fired Up 3 45. that's too heavy halftime Adjustments we got a full five hours to go when the fun guy kicks in yeah we're all fun guys where are [ __ ] guys that was good dude that was Mark Norman like hey welcome you a good Special by the way congratulations thank you everybody again your specials at four point what now 4.5 million yeah in four weeks wow that's incredible great we can hang out with you again

yeah I've never seen a change in personality Like this well you know what the popped what you got on stage last night was extraordinary yeah it's a lot of people having seen it yeah and I guess enjoying it well all the people last night are comedy fans right right so you got to assume those people some of them we thought this was a bar yeah you're full of [ __ ] man you didn't have a good time last night it was fine you had a great Saturday we just had high Standards last one was better

no those chicks to the right words right they were tough you couldn't look at them they were just like there's a chick to the right that just the whole show she looked like a lesbian and Scooby-Doo Velma Velma yeah do you guys still concentrate on people in the audience that aren't laughing you just noticed them in one group yeah just sitting there that's why it's good to go on stage high yeah you're throwing your own Little head that's how we work one guy's not laughing you're killing you focus on that guy used to yell at

people and they did that [ __ ] your problem you used to look at this [ __ ] guy yeah he used to I'm sure he still does look at these Cuts over here what color are you from you [ __ ] you should be [ __ ] killing it if one person wasn't paid attention he'd be so [ __ ] bad fight oh yeah do you hear about the story when A guy was on his phone it was flip phone days and he took the phone and put it in his diet coke yeah wow

oh my God you got to be able to fist fight if you do that yeah because that's like that doesn't work after that it's not like an iPhone iPhone's weren't waterproof till like three years ago that's right I used to wet the bed [Laughter] would you ruin a phone with your picture oh nowadays it was in your pocket Overnight it definitely would have ruin it right yeah to be able to send your iPhone to a company and they would waterproof it they would like dunk it they would dunk it or spray it in some kind

of plastic yeah and then they thought him out for the sequel yeah he's not dead well it wasn't remembering killed him what's Luke's thing he was in a birth movie we're off to a hot start again yeah did You have a stinker no oh okay no he's just [ __ ] on Star Wars yeah Mark Hamill got a crazy uh motorcycle accident between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi was it a car accident or a motorcycle it was motorcycle that's why his face is a little banged up yeah oh interesting pull it up

I think it was a car accident but yeah oh Mayo's car car accident was it yeah ah [ __ ] yeah he wrecked his face right oh you look different oh he looked real Bad look at look at Leno taking pictures with nurse staff can I get a picture like I'm just formed yeah how bad does it look how bad is Leno scars he's fine it looks like an allergic reaction he's already on stage yeah he was on stage at comedy magic club the other night Arsenio Hall uh tweeted about it I heard his set

was fire I'll see myself out how old do you have to be where you can't say fire anymore look at it where he goes oh so he's got Some like pee on the skin Oh I thought that was dolazole so that's him in the that's him in the hospital with the peeling skin the denim what is with the denim and he's got every pocket full you know why that's a guy who literally doesn't give a [ __ ] what he looks like you're telling me he cuts his hair he's never worked without a day in

his life and he just likes working on cars full head of hair though by the way never been happier he's a [ __ ] different Human being man nothing's on the show yeah man this is what he loves [ __ ] okay he was burnt up man his hands are all [ __ ] up oh it looks like a [ __ ] addict that guy has 11 warehouses filled with cars you've never seen anything like it in your life what a crazy thing to collect like that's gonna be your collection that's what he calls that's

why he shows so good it's like everybody's got a thing that they really Like and that guy it's [ __ ] cars if you go on his show you you go oh this is what he should you should have been doing this the whole time everybody would have had a completely different opinion of Jay Leno because they thought he was this mild sort of bland talk show host who's a very nice guy good joke writer and you'd always hear like legends about back in the day when you stand up yeah he was the murderer said

he was the second best comic behind Prior yeah everybody said he was a [ __ ] straight up killer and he always wanted that tonight show that was in our you know in the before for our time well my time I'm the oldest right so it's like even before my time what everybody wanted was The Tonight Show they wanted this if you could be the host of The Tonight Show they knew that Johnny Carter or Johnny Carson dementia's kitchen Johnny Carson he was the guy one day we'll kick in right yeah It's a bummer yeah

I'm 55. one day I'll be like 80 and it won't work so good it'll be a smile it's gonna be nuts pretty smart 80 year olds on the podcast I'm you know I think there's you tend some people I think it's a roll of the dice I smoke too much weed I'm not gonna make it you know if you know once you get Dimensions it's because you didn't take the vaccine in the 20s you should have been boosted yeah hilarious well you can just keep Talking about aliens and elk and yeah you could yeah no

one will notice it'll go right in yeah it's gonna be better if it gets bad you're talking about Sasquatch and Aliens while you're dementia that's gold I met Sasquatch was wrong on this show I've had guys on the shows that said they saw Sasquatch there's a lot of earthers too it's weird how many flat Earth there's a lot out there there's a Lot out there you would Flat Earth yeah he was that's why he bailed on that yeah it's like guys that's what he's into yeah you guys understand how crazy what he did was I

talked about it already before in a podcast but he posted a link to a video that's it dot say this is awesome didn't say this is terrible he got a five game suspension a bunch of other things but the [ __ ] video is still for sale on Amazon that's the Thing no one cares that it's actually out no it's not like he's hidden publicly available that they're selling it on Amazon for forty dollars it's all narrative [ __ ] it's all narrative they made a narrative that like oh you're then they don't look into

it they just go this is the narrative this is the new thing the new thing is if someone is anti-Semitic man they just come for you this is the new thing this is our this is the latest like yeah like clean No no suppression yeah they're not gonna beat you up but someone they know runs the media but if if there's a thing though like there's a thing that's in your [ __ ] brother if there's a thing that's in the news you can't deviate from right now that thing is anti-Semitism yeah if you expressed

any sample and which dude it's like you hired him I would say crazy [ __ ] right because if you think about the anti-Semitism comes out all this [ __ ] Hate Kanye people are searching the words yeah yeah who would have thought they could like remove his position with Balenciaga and Adidas and all that Balenciaga yeah but it's crazy but all this happens and then you put out juice it's perfect you and Ronnie Chang he came out during the day yeah he was pre-asian hate they weren't really hating on Asians I still hate them

because Ronnie was like big before the pandemic yeah that's true That special was before the pandemic that's a great [ __ ] special by the way he's a classic example Ronnie is a classic example a guy who has his own personality on stage oh yeah like no one's doing what that guy's doing on stage the way he does it accent and it's his personality like you get into his mind and his Vibe and he just takes you on a ride he really keeps it ruse out there can I get that lighter lighter yep yeah One

two three go can we talk about Artie's changing and he's happy now I mean you put this specials big nose I said let me get my dog it's hard when everybody's doing well it's hard and your shit's not going well for you it's hard it's going quite well now people haven't watched intros I'm very happy feeling it yeah he did it all the right way too and you you took a bet on yourself yeah and you [ __ ] won Four and a half million views in [ __ ] less than a month that's amazing

um [ __ ] believable and it's about a niche top I never thought that would happen about a group that people hate that's a group right now no one saw this coming no no one's all your success yeah people like how do you think he's gonna do I'm like I don't know I thought 20K he told me hey man I told him six Million and he goes no that's great I'm like you're missing the joke and now we're stuck I'm going so guys if you're watching as soon as it gets just get it to six

million improve Joe Rogan wrong everybody watch right now doesn't believe it's six Jew on YouTube Joe does not believe in the Six Million and uh black and gay were in there by the way I didn't get that Holocaust Joe's joking until right now really literally I'm so done I mean you said just get it to six Million I'm like oh he's selling himself short I really think you should have texted him I was like Joe instead of six weeks and eight million wouldn't you reverse those it was no I believe it'll be eight million I'm

like I said Joe pretend like you're a comedian for a second and look at my numbers I didn't get the reference I didn't get the reference you never believe in it you know big Jay's old joke you ever you know they have that Bread it's called a challah yeah he's like I used to go into delinga how much is the Holocaust oh yeah that's cute it is but I'm bumped it's crazy though that's the topic du jour right now yeah we pick a group every couple months it is crazy yeah everyone has to make change

their Facebook you know Avatar it's just this wave this wave of groupthink that goes across the country I think white men are next we'll get some some love no no yeah probably not We're [ __ ] we have plenty of advantages just leave it there yeah yeah huge dicks it's like being a richer I want birthday presents relax can I say about Kanye West though like people don't take into a crazy food Black Skinhead was one of the greatest songs of all time yeah the beat that comes on at the beginning of that is so

[ __ ] he's [ __ ] Sensational dude he's a talent let's play some of that play some Black Skin just from a minute second one Maybe Kanye can sue Spotify get some money back don't put up the Long YouTube version just the Spotify version oh there you go yeah the uh he's uh I mean look he's a brilliant artist it's just like stay off Twitter he doesn't read right that's part of the problem and also he's his style his style he like openly talks about he doesn't read books but his style of like talking

is like his style performance which is so unbelievable overpowering stream of Consciousness Beautiful lyrics but he was like dominating it right well he tries to do that with conversations and when you do that you know as well as I do when you just talk wild you say [ __ ] and then you gotta like you get one you defend it yeah you're not gonna back down do you double down and maybe you're saying some stuff that you heard some other influential person said right so [ __ ] good yeah bro he's got Banger after Banger

These albums are legit he's a concert on Amazon watch it it's it's [ __ ] incredible when he's got the whole Tron outfit he's a real artist that guy [ __ ] he just walked away they were talking about anti-Semitism but why did he I don't understand his squat his Squad dude his Squad Milo and the other guy what they're together they're chilling dude whoa no oh no I love that on a private jet he didn't Put respect on the name so he was like I got out of there it is uh it's a fascinating

turn of events this is a weird time it's the weirdest time ever because to see uh Kanye like now he's saying like they're freezing his bank accounts and the FBI wants 75 million from what it's dude 75 million and they they say owes 50 which is like if he owes 50 why'd you freeze 75 like interesting like I don't know I don't understand any of it but Like he's he's got to be still positive hundreds of millions of dollars what he said in the beginning I'm going Defcon or Defcon whatever on the juice I'm positive

I'm firing my agents I'm positive that's what he meant I don't think that's what he meant I think it is but he wants to kill you guys look at that well he's not doing it who's the twink on the left is that Dan Bulger who is that looks like that that's a new Booker for The Comedy Store Is that Milo no yeah it's Milo he's reading the Bible straight now my left straight now it came back out back into the closet is that true yeah I think he prayed to God oh and he's got his

uh wait a minute wait a minute that's got to be a calendar he's like organized no that's a body that's a Bible but you'll see the thing at the bottom where the Telly stays straight that's how he says Yeah wow Old Testament so is that for the photo I mean Milo is a troll Milo is the Troll he's he was a great great great troll back in his day you know and he was the first guy that removed and everybody was happy yeah you gotta remove him and once you start doing [ __ ] like

that it just gets slippery and slippery and then you just keep going further down the line what'd you say about Ivermectin you're gone what'd you say about you Chris slippery you're gone What'd you say about this get out of here yeah he was the first one they took away his ability to make a living oh yeah super popular man wasn't Jewish okay he's everything they should love well it's he's his like he was it was an amazing place to be to be a gay conservative who's a witty guy you know who's very funny we're talking

Tim Dylan dude he would just go to college campuses and Bill moms anger people when Bill Maher had him on that show he said to um you are you remind me of Hitchens Christopher and everybody's like what is he saying it's true there was a moment where people were saying like this is this rabble Rouser really smart gay Republican guy who's hilarious he's for sure a rabble right Catholic he's the best nice congrats we got one foreskin we're the best dude more of them you see these crypto guys Joe Biden that's the Second one that's

died um is that what's happening yeah so they're taking out crypto guys give it a good job how about these people that put all that money in FTX and now they say that they hired someone to hunt this guy down to find him oh boy I don't know what anything is Larry David's very confused you don't have those FTX things I heard about it I have no idea what it is it's a channel it's where I used to have Louie before you show his dick crypto founder Unexpectedly dead at 30. unexpected I mean come on

it's all coming to life is the uh because of death try to be trafficked at me does it say why no they won't let you know right in the sleep dying to sleep what the [ __ ] dies look how healthy he looks too he's hot yeah look he's all thin and healthy yeah 30 years old dies in his sleep fentanyl you think maybe fentanyl there's a new one uh with the Helicopter crash it could be it certainly could be that's the kind of [ __ ] they cover up nobody wants to anybody wants to

say their kid died of a drug so they just go I died and sleep we don't know well they've been actually it's like the numbers are so hot it's one of the number one you're not dying a fentanyl yeah you are yeah look another guy Russian billionaire the third top cryptocurrency Traders did die Suddenly in recent weeks you think that's a new wife for the original wife that's the that's the awesome 2.0 that's a great wife that's the step up very lovely lady yeah she looks good how to wiping trumps look at him yeah he's

a disaster [ __ ] dead he's dead now dunzo 53 and barely hanging on with a bombshell dude I want to make fun of a guy for dying dude I don't want to make fun of a guy for dying in a helicopter crash that would be uncoof untoward who Died in a helicopter that guy did yeah no I thought he died suddenly guys pretty quick I thought he was a helicopter don't crawl out of that well I like you when you were depressed now you don't return calls yeah my ratio of Blues to whites and

that thread is staggering [ __ ] that dude Blues to Whites Whites always win but you don't use the dark screen for your text messages what are you a Savage what's a dark screen dark mode what does That means when you're text show up they look cooler like look here's when when you send me a text yeah I'll show you what it looks like mode like that yeah but look at your Blues yeah blues and Oh you mean but it's still white Blues to Black interesting yeah it's like a dark gray oh that's cool that's

exciting better it's better I can't wait to get drunk and turn this thing up we're getting lit up you know what we like we had a hard Workout last night we were both we all got a little excited I didn't even realize it I know I got excited I was like the band's back yeah yeah baby you know it's a fun thing to do when you're listening to this podcast is Click forward in two hours but listen to the beginning R Kelly yeah so just to tell you what this FTX thing is they had this

cryptocurrency and then they had this thing called tokens it's Very difficult to explain all of it yeah but the tokens weren't really backed up by anything it's all like it's basically a Ponzi scheme well this guy was in competition with another guy who ran ran another cryptocurrency exchange and this guy decided to [ __ ] that guy and dump all of his tokens oh so he sold all of his tokens crashed the market and then people started trying to pull their money out and they realized there's not enough money the whole thing falls apart This

is a very meat head non-economist version of it and I apologize for being uneducated about this but that's what happened and so they went from this guy went from being worth billions of dollars to like [ __ ] nothing wow like instantly like within a week and now some Bitcoin people who lost a shitload of money because billions of dollars are lost billions are missing uh-oh there's billions My coinbase app I used to have some money in here also some of it got moved to another company you just crashed everybody's currency like that well this

is not real currency this is the point of all this you know this is what you don't have Giannis on Giannis was like it's they're making it out of thin air and then it goes away of course it [ __ ] went away it's not based on anything but people are using it but everybody has to agree and no one's Agreeing with this like the the Bitcoin is a stable one without a stable ethereum US Dollars this still is like this is oh all right I got some crypto right it's more it's more Bernie Madoff

type Ponzi scheme I'm ruined than it is uh I'm absolutely ruined I lost about 90 of mine like if anybody can have a crypto you can all make a crypto coin well then we got a whole weird situation it's not like now we have Bitcoin oh let's all Use Bitcoins decentralized that makes sense but then now you have how many coins are there yeah exactly it was Bitcoin now it's like it's like tops when tops is the only trading card in town and then Donruss and Fleer came in and it was like nothing's worth anything

yeah we want tangible now because everything nft and all that horses zero sense to me but you know what makes sense is like that people thing that he made for us But that's not end but that's art that's a piece of actual art it's something there and it is you you own it as an nft if you got an empty wallet even during all this crash say that again Jamie during all this like Nike's launched a platform to sell some sort of nft stuff it's still going straight it's still happening why what is that who's

buying them it's supposed to be a useful thing right didn't you Gonzo didn't you Gonzo make Like a million dollars sure there's a lot of people that made a bunch of money because there was a hype that people thought they could make like Beanie Baby Run they thought they could make money off of this everyone who was just greedy wanted to make money but it's not necessarily the use that they were supposed to have got it so the use they were supposed to have was just to make it so that someone has the intellectual rights

to digital problem they could Make money off of it if it was sold later that was really bad it is a good way to protect artists where they go and they have this in the UK If you resell a painting the artist gets paid again you can't sell something for 30 grand have it sold seven years later for 200 million and you're like I get nothing that's good I like that yeah beanie babies went through the [ __ ] too I wonder if they've changed insurance cards baby babies were you a fifth Grader he's like

uh [ __ ] Beanie Babies a tank find some Pokemon I got you what is that whoa more shrooms bag of mushrooms jamo um I what were you just saying Beanie Babies anti-semites no no no Diva [ __ ] I used to love beanie babies when I was a kid I was a gay kid protecting artists really it's like one of the last things I liked it like that was gay that is good I was like old for liking beanie Babies that's weird I could never buy them I never got them my friends had a

bunch of them how old 25th sixth grade sixth grade tool for that that's way too old I never had them I would go to my friend's house and he had cool baby babies it makes sense though Milo what who are your friends shut up so weird thing to keep is a 17 year old grader it was weird is he special needs no all right dude what are you talking About Beanie Babies we're all the rage ah not amongst boys uh not amongst boys as much I don't really think they really were I like the cool

Beanie Babies dude I'm not gonna back what was the coolest one was your top collection shut up black bear that's fun bring up the black bear baby for me boys could have dolls but they had to be action figures that's right they didn't flick damage on people yeah yeah they had a GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip That's a good that's a good bet that is cute cute little bear tell me you don't want that guy that's just a [ __ ] tough time that's fun it's Beanie Baby they're Asian right when you were

fifth grade they had what like [ __ ] wooden horses we had small toys in your [ __ ] Village who do you think read more religious texts you during your prime or Milo trying to fight off the gay that's a good question I bet he's Reading that same page over and over again he just can't get it what no what you read a lot of religious stuff I was headed a certain way yeah all I did was study all day Shiva day and night it didn't pay off though how long did it last two

solid years in Yeshiva ex-gay Milo traumatically interprets Bible verses networks audiobook oh is he doing an album boy it still looks gay though right it does look like it it's almost Like you can't pray it away well it's like you you're never gonna get rid of that face I mean you're you're stuck with the Jew forever yeah I got the beak yeah you got propaganda face my special should be in three days those pray the gay away things are always a bunch of gay guys like hugging you from behind getting boners yeah telling you could

fight it off yeah but it is I read a whole story on that once when this guy infiltrated one of Them played the gay things pray the gay things away and you know he's like what is going on here and he like did like a behind the scenes reporter thing this guy was like hugging him he had a boner pressed against his back damn because when you think about it who's at an anti-gay Camp all gays Chelsea yeah right wasn't uh was it Bruno that went and did Ali it's so crazy that they still do

that he's the best they don't they tell you You should just pray it away yeah why would you I mean gay is good one of the weirdest conversations I've ever had with people I have I've had a couple of them on here when I talk about gay stuff and like gay rights and I'm like well what do you expect a person to do if they're gay well there's a lot of things that you you know want to do that are sins I was like so do you think that people are actually gay do you think

it's a choice a lot of people think it's Choice I'm like you're this is just religious nonsense you're talking about you know you really don't know any gay guys yeah they're gay and they're like gay as hell they're like us now we want to [ __ ] God they're lying imagine Richard Simmons saying no you got it wrong Richard you're not gay oh okay imagine it is weird though just because you're like dick differently that's strange you don't have the lisp is odd But there's a lot of guys who don't I have Josh zaps my

friend Josh zebs Tim Dylan you never know a lot of a lot of guys are just like regular guys they're just gay and that's why it's nonsense to tell people that they can't do it they can't do what they can't be gay like just or they can't get married like that's that's weird so [ __ ] stupid and they want to say your marriage is only for procreation like he says who it's a made-up yeah but then you go like What about people what about people who are Baron uh exactly how to watch that conversation

he said that before yeah you watch it you [ __ ] thief yeah he's too high on himself last time I made fun of him he was like now he's like next time he's going to be wearing a Rolex I should come in with a robe put that [ __ ] leader of the world one YouTube special you've changed He's gonna have a Rolex get him to protected third rape happened at the pocket park we didn't protect is a dark [ __ ] under construction place now I don't know it's just construction the park is

it's a rape Haven if you're a rapist head on down also what are you wearing under that you've got something plain you've got multiple layers how many layers of clothes there's something underneath This this is the shirt I found at a thrift store guys I don't know better not be a Jew star what is this what is this just a shirt I found in a thrift store sorry America is full oh Jesus it's Trump oh my god with a bathrobe and a Beer's full where did you get that yeah that's amazing that's where I got

it where Mexico that's amazing yeah it's the greatest shirt ever made that's a great shirt for the print it fits like a Glove oh yeah one of those shirts if I was buying that my wife would be like don't don't buy that you're not wearing that I was gonna buy it for a little more friend and then I'm like it's to it I can wear it too this is so [ __ ] fun and ironic that's so good you're gonna [ __ ] up a Christmas party what's up in Brooklyn 600 pesos isn't it funny

how they have him in a bathrobe with a beer but Trump is always wearing a suit and he doesn't even drink he doesn't drink Thank you oh it's basically that oh it is oh that's even better is there is he holding a hose as well no it's the shutter hose yeah I didn't know what it was until your guys told me that I was like that's the second level hilarious yeah that's from Christmas Vacation right made in Mexico what a great [ __ ] movie that movie holds up it's like a time machine though it's

like you couldn't Even make a movie like that anymore no just the way people behaved with each other and yeah yeah yeah yeah you can but it it does that guy was great he was oh man I mean you go to 2013 and movies are nuts isn't he isn't he bat [ __ ] now yeah he like crazy like way they got internet dude is that what happened yeah he was kept talking to people who don't know him no no no he went nuts but I thought it was Like some wacky conspiracies yeah and then

but he went deeper because everyone's like you're wrong he's like [ __ ] yeah they started arguing with him is that what he looks like that is that David Letterman that's cool that looks like a guy I'd have on my podcast talk about aliens It's Like A Duck Dynasty or something he'd be a guy well there's nine specific kinds of aliens how the [ __ ] did that happen those guys Always go too far they start off in a way deeper Place taking into custody in Vermont trying to cross the border into Canada 2015. frequent

frequent free my man he was a funny guy though man yeah he was great in movies Cousin Eddie that's [ __ ] me up I couldn't remember his name in that that's because you see what Jim Carrey just left Twitter and left the craziest note why don't they ever just leave they Always have to say to everybody because they're still in the system let's say to everybody look at me I'm leaving gotta be funny what did he say I don't know Jamie will find it Sam Harris left too that's Jim Carrey appalled Biden called him

a neanderthal I got the most in the NFL looking picture for this how did Biden get out the word Neanderthal I don't believe it I was a native Texas called that our president I was called they called me a Neanderthal 23andMe has verified I have no Neanderthal answers this is not to say Neanderthal lives don't matter just saying a lot of us Texans have grounds for a class action suit what a psycho Texas I think Biden probably called Texans neanderthals I think we need to stuff Randy up with some mushrooms and bring him in foreign

[Music] They're all so good in it yeah imagine trying to make a movie like that today fairly Brothers yeah with the Amish they were at the top of the game for a while so here he says I'm leaving Twitter but first here's a cartoon I made with my friend Jimmy Hayward it's based on my painting of a crazy Old Lighthouse Keeper standing naked in a storm summoning the angels and shining his lamp to guide us through a treacherous night I love you all so much He posts this thing which is like a lighthouse with like

crazy lights and then it's a naked guy but you don't see his dong let's have fun it seems healthy got the middle finger up oh yeah let's do the souffle looks like McGregor now [Music] so bizarre love you all here's this Weird cartoon of a naked guy screaming in the rain maybe we should get some of these beanie babies going again here we go yeah fired up dude I have every Star Wars action figure that was a hot item yeah use a real lighter that one's [ __ ] ass slider you see the thing I

was saying about the monks yeah crazy dude they kicked out these heavy bro they kicked all these mice They kicked him out of the monastery because they're all high on meth yeah there's always something every monk in the Thai champ Temple defrocked after testing positive for meth every monk look at her she's got a mask on outside outside I want to try that meth they're going off around the white the green it's beautiful they never talk the hardest thing in the world they have a man with silence they're meditating they were Trying to like figure

out how to meditate longer and when we need some amphetamines up in this [ __ ] but how do you not have a convo you ever done meth no one shuts up Jamie can you bring it what is it 50 cents it's only cost 50 Cent 50 cents is nothing cheaper in Mexico Yaba sell for less than 50 cents meth in Yaba can easily be found in every corner of Thailand Supply is up everywhere and at this point a tablet is cheaper than a Beer you and Doc's Jeffrey Douglas Thai Inquirer good time last month

Hong Kong reportedly made its biggest ever seizure of meth finding 1.8 metric tons of liquid mass wow hidden in cartons of coconut water in route for Australia wow how did they know someone's a rat yeah authorities in August found two tons of meth hidden in Marble tiles wow ship from the Middle East to Sydney and what police describe as the largest ever seizure of illicit drugs in Australia Also in August Mexican soldiers seized almost 1.5 tons of method 328 pounds of apparent powdered fentanyl at a checkpoint in the new Northern State of Sonora what did

you know I'm a [ __ ] 328 pounds of that'll kill everyone on this [ __ ] planet I know and meth makes you horny so they must have been really plowing in the temple in July more than 5 000 pounds of meth was found in a record-breaking seizure in Southern California go back to the girl like in The top of the video with her wearing that mask I don't even think she's outside I think she was outside just click on that pause how old is this this is a we're gonna look at this in

the future how old is this like last week no yes 2022. why are they still doing this now this week excuse me because they're crazy this is back on my specials 4.1 million Dad I've said it before I'll say it again that mask is a [ __ ] Democrats Maga hat that's what They're doing interesting the the fact that she thinks she needs to wear the for sure that lady is boosted and tested and they're working on it very attractive Johnson balls there's gonna be videos that we look at in the future there's going to

be videos we look at in the future that we're going to hear the the mouth with behind the we're going to go what the [ __ ] that time place it'll really Market time for sure yeah kcal9's la right Now you still have to wear them dude in the bay everyone's hiking with mass wide alone it's just like they're still holding on to it is a badge of honor um it's hilarious masquerade it's hilarious and if everybody else is the best one that's a pretty good one everybody's doing it you feel like you have to

do it if you're a piece of [ __ ] yep like when we went to see Roger Waters we had to wear masks I'll do this but only because We're backstage I would love to see you putting that thing on the guy oh I made everybody put it put it on I was one of those guys put your [ __ ] mask on bro but the guy who was the uh security guy there you know I was talking I'm like what's going on he goes they just it's just the way to let everybody know that

you're a leftist yeah everybody that's what he said that guy was great yeah it was like it's just a way to let everybody know you're a Leftist I'm like that is what it is yeah we bought a bunch of blow and uh on my bachelor party and we tested it for fentanyl that's right I made them oh man it was you I made your test oh good call yeah all of it how do you know you test one little chunk it doesn't have it it's not like there's a [ __ ] even distribution no fentanyl

Shake It Up do we know that listen is they're not making this stuff in the Same places they make yeah no but don't they they mix it into yeah no you have tester kits they work on kids always use tester kits yes but if what I'm saying is merch if you're buying this stuff you don't know how it's mixed you don't know if you're getting like one piece from one batch and one piece from another batch we scoop up a piece you just gotta let you use it in the same place they make Tylenol no

but still you shake up the bag and then scoop the bag and touch That you find the one person that you could live without they go first you go here do you want a bump all right Tony dude I got 10 hits acid once and Jason utilization Jason Rouse is like where'd you get it from like just some guy I don't test it he goes we're gonna test for you yeah so I gave him one and he came back two hours later it's great I'm like here's your tip here's another one for later yeah I

mean legalizing it would Save everybody yeah it would be so yeah you could just get it from CVS but yeah definitely be people who died oh yeah the question is like do more die from it being legal than die from it if cocaine's legal that would be wild it would be pure yeah it's not like it's expensive to make do you say you just say I don't mean I don't know I mean it's expensive to make but it's not like you can't sell it and make a profit yeah like Dia said the only people reason

People overdose is because of the cut because in the pure days nobody OD'd on it really that's what he says he's more of an expert than I am um fat cokehead he knows things exactly but it's one of those things where you're telling me I can have whiskey but you're telling me I can't have pot you're telling me you know and then we'll pop we're gonna leave the large part what about mushrooms oh we're not ready for that yet who are you who are you yeah who the [ __ ] are you 55 years old

who was some other man my age to tell me what I can and can't do shut the [ __ ] up it's America dude let's go I pay my taxes [ __ ] I'm a good citizen [ __ ] off this is nonsense it is and if you let them do it with that then they can do it with other [ __ ] but when they got you wearing a mask while you're on KTLA what does other countries do don't don't know other countries allow heroin and [ __ ] Portugal dropped ways They decriminalized things

they saw a much lower case of of uh addictions violence violence crime drops you put the same money you were put into fighting the crimes fighting the drugs you put that into rehab and like therapy for the people can't handle I like it which is what we should do here yeah I would try heroin in a second but it's not going to help I just want to see what it's all about clean heroin just a little snort now We're talking yeah shut up Mark you won't even eat that chocolate oh yeah Mark well I don't

want to see you boy I don't want to go full Michael Richards on it no Michael Richards I've lost a few people to those pills though which pills Oxys red pills oh yeah oh yeah those are bad and no one cares about that it's like a huge epidemic scary [ __ ] because the Senator's wives are all doing them oh so many people are doing them oh my Back it's hard to say like you guys gave me painkillers now I can't stop yeah help me out and if you got a if you had a mild

dose every day just mild scooching through life for the liquor yeah foreign yeah I think I think he sent it to a comic I think that's what the girl who became a comic yeah she became she became a comic after she saw his dick this is funny that our dream is everyone's last ditch effort On her way down he's like they can't seem to get rid of those guys I mean he'll be one of them yeah Brett Favre's dick is minuscule wait a minute come on minuscule he's gonna want to come on the podcast and

defend himself listen I was oh I feel great oh that's the one he's looking at the top left listen I was on pills I was really tired I just got out of the shower dick size means nothing Brett Favre is the man other than you know embezzling some Money out of the state of Mississippi what did he do he made a lot of I think he he took five thousands give me one of them pouches we brought a ring that cooler in here every time I've tried to use one of these I go the taste

of it is what gets me let's think we got you got a nicotine you got alcohol yeah this is mushrooms whiskeys [Music] Is it like a meth monk those guys must be going wild thanks sir oh off the mic folks yeah Brett Favre is the man dude I forgive him for what he did in Mississippi welfare funds for a volleyball who wrote this article Pittman Anthony Pittman and William Pittman his brother's husband what did he actually do did he no he took a bunch of money first whatever and then he put He made a volleyball

stadium for his the college he went to Southern Miss is that so wrong so allegedly did he know I think it was just a fund he put his name on I don't think he was like embezzling it right imagine if you're a part of something you don't know how they're running it and then you find out they take welfare money yeah people are like like starving to death and they're homeless girls volleyball and my kid this is the school we can get the money this way we just like a couple of lines I don't know

enough about it About what the alligator let's just make up facts I feel like he was just barely associated with it he wasn't running it out there of course he wasn't running if you're in Mississippi and you're turning on far you suck you suck [ __ ] the only thing he ever did wrong was giving up that free sack to that guy to set the record ah that was [ __ ] you ever hear him talk about how many concussions he's had no he talks like Biden oh it's crazy Said he's had like a hundred

wow CTE no joke I know we talked about it recently there was an article recently about how many concussions he said a thousand nothing thousand that's wrong from an astounding 1 000 concussions how do you know it's wrong okay let's do the math and so recently he believed he only suffered three concussions because that was the number of times he was knocked Unconscious 50 a year wow so he didn't want but dude he's he's playing football all night you guys understand concussions he would be dead no do you understand what a concussion actually is do

you know if you get punched in the body you can get a concussion okay here we go no literally easily would you would die cussed by that harsh statements funnier since it's a perfect time for you this is your Time Ari you're having a moment misconceptions about concussions concussions require head trauma while severe Blow To The Head will often result in concussion it's not a requirement for the diagnosis a person can have a concussion by sudden acceleration or decelerated change of movement most commonly this is a whiplash motion I got hit in a lip in

an Uber oh I'm in a lift and uh and uh somebody hit us from behind it went like That the whole rest of the day I didn't want to say Lift yeah it's cheap no more lists she's doing better now that I have four million hits that's fine but anyway the whole rest of the day I couldn't concentrate um it was just like it was cloudy concussions can cause you lose your memory it's possible to experience some memory deficits particularly of the events leading up to a moment of concussion however memory loss is not Required

for a diagnosis now if you just take into account how many times he collided with enormous men in one day can you have can you have seven in a practice oh yeah in the three-hour practice Yeah you 100 can sparring a day dinged up sparring and gone right back in with another and Paul we always used to do that we used to get rocked it's like several concussions yeah you've had I Don't know I've had a lot of them I know I've had a lot of them I've only been I've never been unconscious but I

got tko'd in a kickboxing match so that's definitely one kick to the head no it was a punch and then I got dropped the left hook then he finished me off with an uppercut after I got up and that's that is just one pull it up but that's nothing compared to all the other times I got hit and just training yeah he said Brett Favre says you get tackled and Your head hits the turf you see flashes a light or ring in your ears but you're able to play that's a concussion yeah wow so based

on that he said I've suffered thousands had to be because every time I headed the turf there was ringing or stars going flash bulbs but I was still able to play guys I was wrong I admit I was wrong I'm a big man um thank you admit that I was wrong five rules and I had over a thousand we are sorry I said his dick was minuscule dick That's an absolutely fine penis imagine if every time you got punched your dick shrank a little bit oh that's that's my excuse imagine that if you guys you

could be the champion of the world yeah every time you got punched even if you win the fight every time you started with 10 inches and every time you get dang ding a quarter inch yeah you like do do a press conference like how'd you feel your performance was it was good because I lost like 80 Seconds I'm pretty happy look at him he's like [ __ ] gotta get better to get back okay how hard did it go down good for him look at him stiff neck stiff arming this guy what a [ __

] Warrior get rid of it helping girls volleyball oh bam does his head go down oh my God and he's just holding his head just bounces off the ground and those helmets supposed to protect your face mask no no it doesn't really oh my God that's such a hard hit they did start Protecting quarterbacks oh he holds his head yeah oh my God look at him boy I think full of pillows yeah it doesn't it's not as bad as your skull hitting the ground but the impact in the brain is the same it's hard so

it protects the skull but the impact inside of the head is the same it's worse than the helmets with the leather helmets they actually had less concussion I don't know I used to think that too but then I read this thing about rugby guys those guys are Getting [ __ ] also back in the day back in the day dudes would die no yeah oh yeah Whitey yeah ladies kill each other ladies are kind of the best at killing are you taking notes most people the genocide the British my God stop doing this dude it's

a podcast yeah I'm telling you he got funnier dude he's better all his jokes are like I'm gonna say something crazy you feel better I feel better getting this thing out yeah yeah I got it out people need it they're loving it but we just like feel personally better you seem like you feel better you're lighter yeah it was an incompletion that I you know and now you gotta ride it you gotta ride away because you can slope down again yeah this could fall apart I hope you save your money you're good you gotta ride

the wave especially right now you're not gonna leave for like a month or anything I am going for a few few weeks out what are you doing I'm just gonna get along right in the way if I just did a Joe Rogan episode crying and there goes your career no one deserves it less honestly here here I can't believe it's working out for you all I saw I was like in there trying to like you know respond to comments and keep the thing going a lot of them was like Joe keeps talking about this guy

and I was like finally I'll Give him a chance and I guess for once he was right yeah I didn't know you'd be like this what about the sex is it better now that you have some uh some money yes I got twenty two thousand dollars on YouTube Six better how do you got some money which isn't green uh it makes it worse yeah it was fun poor [ __ ] the poor fucking's great poor [ __ ] is the best [ __ ] is only great when you're not poor anymore when you look back

oh That poor fish is amazing you're [ __ ] me like God I hope I didn't get her pregnant what time is it I'm hungry how much money do I have in the bank five dollars that chlamydia pill is not cheap either yeah and a lot of stinky veg also you're happy but you're not happy because you're still you're you're trying to get to the thing right the thing is like people get they get a little bit of success to get London ah it was fun back In the day when I didn't know but it

wasn't then it's only fun now it's like secondhand fun right yeah it's like SEC what's it like there's there's levels of fun Steve rinella taught me this there's like fun where it's fun where you're doing it like a roller coaster but you never talk about that remember when we went on the roller coaster yeah and there's certain things that [ __ ] suck while you're doing them but then afterwards they're fun to talk about Yeah for years I remember I used to open for Louie and he'd be like I would kill to be in your

position just running around doing sets you know you know they're laughing at you because you're actually funny it's not because you're a celebrity and then when he got canceled I was like hey you're back he was he didn't like that it is true you just have to focus on the good parts all those the young Comics like you should appreciate it there was some Great times with those young Comics is we don't know if they're gonna make it yeah that's one of the scariest things about our business we are salmon going up that waterfall and

there's a [ __ ] ton of bears up there yeah almost through in the pond most of us don't make it you got out of a bear's mouth I got right there oh yeah your people love salmon I [ __ ] hate you guys if you don't get canceled by the comedy community if they Still they're still [ __ ] with you you you just you just get through it just get through it yeah you got through it now people get to see now like what's the big deal well they see like oh he's a

[ __ ] talented artist Shane [ __ ] said the groundwork for it for real you're an artist I don't know about artists it's just we're a weird kind of artists it sounds gross when you say it autistic Integrity every other artist is happy you call an Artist yeah you call it comic an artist what are you doing with these words he was a funny guy oh he still is he's great Dom's an animal sounds great Don Barrera from the Roddy Dangerfield special that's what we should bring back at the mothership those were killer do

you like a Ronnie Dangerfield style comedian special yeah Clark I think he was on Bob Nelson and Sackets and they're funny but they're doing like That style that 80 style and kennison's like hey I'm gonna completely mix this up oh yeah you see his Letterman it's unreal he goes into the audience Letterman's just like it's because you know he saw him at the store yeah and so he goes guys this next guy like he's presenting to a crowd let's play it yes enjoy yeah Chris Rock said he's the first guy to change the format he

did yeah he was the first guy to let me know that you Could do that before he played that hold on a second he was this is a story that this is how I've told the story on the podcast if you've heard it I'm sorry I was working as a fitness trainer at the Boston Athletic Club I was 19 years old there's this girl that worked the front desk she was hilarious as [ __ ] real Boston girl she was like a volleyball player big [ __ ] strong girl she was hilarious though sounds hot

she's hot she was hot I like the Boston Accent so her and I were talking she goes oh my God you gotta see this [ __ ] comedian Sam Kennison I saw him last night it's so funny she goes outside in the parking lot and she redoes his bid about homosexual necrophiliacs we're paying money to spending time with the freshest male corpse this girl's on her stomach in the parking lot going oh Oh you mean life keeps [ __ ] in the ass even after you're dead it never ends I am doubled Over laughing just

me and her in the parking lot and then I went then I went and found the special at like a video store that's nuts a recreation of it yeah wow that's crazy her Recreation nothing got me into canister wait wait before you press play he looks exactly like Demi Lovato giving a tour of her house that right that's what he looks like look at him he was a funny guy uh okay well uh we're in for something now my next guest Is making his Network television debut tonight and we believe it's long overdue he is

one of the streets and most original comedians working today brace yourselves I'm not kidding please welcome Sam Kinison that's a great intro do they already know him he's got screams look at this Swagger look at the Swagger car accident [ __ ] his head up and he changed he used to be a bastard [Music] there's still time to call the church And call all this off I know a lot of you come here you watch TV you wait every night for somebody to come on here and give you an answer for your lives waiting for

someone that'll come and say hey this is it I don't have to settle for defeat anymore myself I don't have to lose I can win there's something inside me that's not gonna let me go down anymore but I'm not the guy No I don't have any answers for you but I can tell you about one thing oh yeah yeah you think you're safe huh you people here you think you're safe do you think you're safe what's your name let's do a crowd work Lou you've been married the confidence it's like all right give me a

favor well this is a bitty used to do if you ever think you want to get married if you ever think you've met the right woman you want to settle down you want to get a house you Want to get a car maybe raise a family do me a favor will you Lou remember this face foreign [Applause] are you married what's your name bill John the fish six months off that I get to go back to work and go get us desperate to me yeah where's this guy that's not me all right I'm trying to

help here I'm trying to do a good thing I was married for two years my life was so boring I actually worried about my yard [Laughter] we're doing things for the lives I was out there looking for crab grass weeds and stuff going I have a responsibility to the neighborhood there's a weed here and then that doesn't happen you have Kids you've seen those guys those guys in the malls with the strollers have you seen them with that look on their face like they Envy the Dead it's so harsh [Applause] it's so Bleak [Applause] it's

so Bleak I buy it every time though I swear I do I buy it every time I love women I can't Help but I buy it every time love comes from me goes come on come on yes this is love yeah yeah good I know you've been in love this is love I wouldn't lie to you eight times in a row come on let's see what we have for you [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I keep going for that same kind of love Too man that van Gogh kind of love you know we walk into go hey

[Laughter] I know half America right now is going what are we watching yeah what kind of Comedy is this is this the man that would prophesied them come out of the sea he could throw this out no I'm just a comic with some weird fashion choices but uh show you what those chocolates happening You're not safe but I'm trying to help I do the best I can folks I swear I do I do the best I can like this world hunger thing I'm really involved with it looks like you guys see the same commercials for

little kids out there you know it's nice hungry now watch this on TV and I'm home I'm going gone you know what I'm saying let's throw it in how cool because I know the film crew could give This kid a sandwich this is like the evolution of that bit right you see in the early early stages of that bit come on you know as a director five feet away going don't feed him Carlin said he saw that bit he was like oh [ __ ] he got nervous wow we're losing daylight we are losing daylight

but I'm not trying to make fun of world hunger if you want to do something about World hunger uh I think I have an answer I think that a lot of people are adopting this attitude you want to do something about working hunger stop sending them food I know it's Network television I'll be the first okay stop sending them too man don't send them any more food you want to help these people send them U-Hauls send them boxes you know some luggage Cinema got there he goes hey Hey you know we just drove 750 miles

across the desert with your food and it occurred to us that there wouldn't be world hunger if you people would live without food [Applause] [Applause] oh the swing how much time did he do let me see he went as well they played him in the middle of a word he did two bits they're like he's done he's done get him off he did marriage And then the food bit es what year was that Jamie Foxx 31 no 85. [ __ ] I found out about him when I was 19. I found out about him in

86 when he did HBO I think that was his first television appearance period what were there 18 Comics back then there's like a thousand now there's probably like 50 then the Ball sent David Letterman to go down in the middle but if that was in the 80s you got to realize like that was the comedy boom there was comedy clubs everywhere there was a lot of comedy clubs there was five of them in one block area of Boston Jesus in 88 in Boston there was Nick's comedy stop then there was a comedy connection and then

above the comedy connection was the comedy club at the Charles and across the street was uh Duck Soup It was called Duck Soup and then a half a block away was Dick Doherty's comedy Vault yeah there had to be somebody going hey I'm gonna be the guy who talks normal who's not like a comedian not Cosby yeah not like doing the standard [ __ ] and it was he just saw a void well he was a preacher right he figured out a way to take that preacher energy and convert it into comedy and then he's

hanging out with all these rock stars Because he did these late night sets at the store that's how he became infinite people Infamous people would come see him and they would like where's that where's that guy what time is he going up and it was like a word of mouth thing yeah they would go to see the Kennison set to this day they call it the Kinison the late night the late night really they come in at 12 30. no one cared drunk with his friends with like six or seven like top levels no no

no no no I Got there years after uh when did he die he died and I want to say like 92. oh yeah somewhere around then they said bring him from the Rainbow Room they'd all party so no one cared because he's like you're not really bumping anybody uh it's 12 30. there's just Poppins anyway right and he'd make it suddenly get hacked he died in 92. and he died I remember when he died because I was in um I was in York and I was in my apartment and it was on MTV News Oh

my God I remember not hearing about it because I was in the Yeshiva so you got to realize it wasn't even a 10-year run so from 86 to 92 is when he was big and he was already cop topped off not just topped off heavily declined yeah if you listen to his first special and then uh well he's got like hell the album's good Louder Than Hell is good you can only get it like on cassette I got that one on vinyl well yeah that's a good thing Then there was the special the HBO special

what was that called young comedian special oh no oh maybe that one's Louder Than Hell no no no Louder Than Hell is definitely what's the album okay and then there was the HBO special and then it was like a year and a half or so later he put out a new special it was not it was rough was that the girls on chains yeah it was like he bought into who he was exactly he he got audience capture so Louder Than Hell was 86 breaking the rules was 87 and that one was not good have

you seen me lately 88 also not good those the rest of them are not good yeah and that is that's sad huh well it was he was just partying yeah you've ever read brother Bill Bill Bill Kennison wrote it his brother Bill it's really good Brother Sam is called the book's called Brother Sam but his brother wrote this book about like what happened and he's real honest about it He's like he stopped writing yeah you know he used to write constantly he always had new material but then he was like partying and doing coke and

hanging out with John Bon Jovi making music videos he was the Talk of the Town he forgot the work that goes that's every Star they just forget the work that goes into it but it wasn't even 10 years man it was right away that's what's crazy 86 to 92 that's his 38 and a half Comics back then no you're right there wasn't Many damn didn't he get hit by a drunk driver yep after he jumped about drunk driving we're gonna drink we're gonna drive we're gonna pull it off because we do what happens he's coming

the other way you ever think about the amount of times you drank and drove and just made it I came back from a Stanhope show at king king or somewhere in Hollywood running back to the comment store for last call yeah drunk hit something in front of the Saddle Ranch what and I was like oh this exchange Assurance of trying to keep it together a cop slowed down and I was like okay we're good we're good yeah holy [ __ ] we're good Dan I sideswiped a bunch of cars once with my mom's Lexus and

she was like what happened I was like car was parked somebody sideswiped me wow she knows now she knows don't believe yourself God damn it she's dead Jessie oh she played a lot of football yeah oh yeah she loved Those black players foreign hey Public Service Announcement if somebody hands you a joint you don't smoke don't [ __ ] talk about your own Public Service Announcement just [ __ ] pass it on Ari shafir Jude it's available right now on YouTube I was in the middle of a talk on climate change this guy was talking

about climate change he's bringing up charts and grab Mike I'm setting them up I'm like well how bad are candles well candles candles Like oh terrible terrible thing because Ari shaffir all the candles pitch and hold a promo into a [ __ ] problem with a scientist that was great you can see him not knowing where to go he's like okay let's hop into that moment I've been like totally straight asking questions so what is it about that and what's causing it what percentage is this and yeah and then we cut to Ari shaffir Jew

on YouTube and he's sitting there not Knowing what to do what do you say okay well the Bears are dying if you're not Jewish and someone starts talking about Jewish people right now people just shut the [ __ ] up yeah oh yeah just shut the [ __ ] up and let him talk don't interrupt oh yeah right now it's hot buttons let them run that way yeah we had the hot oven hot button oh let them let them go you got to promote you know Netflix if you do a Netflix build I don't think

they push you you know what man it's not Worth it anymore if you're a guy like Ari the best possible way if you're a guy can get a big chunk of money like Dave Chappelle I get it or low level but yeah it's if you're but even if you're low level if you get on YouTube and people find out about it yeah but the thing is like it gets demonetized as long as they're not taking them down though really your purpose is getting served YouTube is good about it for stand up they should be can

you they Should be I mean stand up is look it's just like movies you know when Clinton Tarantino has Brad Pitt smashing some girl's face into a mantelpiece yeah is that really happening no it's not happening yeah do you still enjoy the movie Yes you enjoy the movie because it's not real the same thing with stand-up these aren't real opinions you [ __ ] someone over there explain to me their algorithm let's stand up where it's like oh you said this word and this Is a negative this is a hate speech whatever and they go

look again it's on stage like okay let it go that's good they just they're the best ones well that's good though they should be they have a wealth of stand-up material if you go like if you've been if you're a comic and you love classic comedy there's no better place on Earth than YouTube no [ __ ] special that's ever been all the Kennison specials all the Bill Hicks stuff everything's available Yeah you know what I watched the other day I've watched his uh Bill Hicks his um it was like a uh one night stand

remember they used to do those oh I love those it was like you did they call them one night stands what are you gonna do your next special where are you gonna put this one I don't know man YouTube channel come to the dark side I think I might come to you I haven't even put your own [ __ ] out you can do your own network like a movie thing or just Put it everywhere for free yeah yeah YouTube 100 million people will see yourself a hundred million people look at my Twitter inbox [Laughter]

I bet there's some hot ladies in there we'll find out Mark Norman yeah look around I'll jerk off to that and I'll give you the passage please yeah I don't know I don't know what to do with my I haven't even had to I just Wanted to record it I recorded it and when I got a sufficient amount of new material where I can do like a new set yeah I probably got like 15 minutes now that seems to be working then you'll put it out then I'll I don't know what the [ __ ]

I'm gonna do for you I love being able to do whatever the [ __ ] I want to do I'm enjoying that I'm enjoying that people are talking about like we're just joking and doing like they can't offer them enough money To change like I can't give them 700 million dollars for a special no so like it's not it's not about the money it's about what people are saying it well that's one of the reasons why I decided to buy a club I was like like if you if you were that guy and you had

that kind of money and you could do something like that yeah you if you were a comedy like God if I had that money you know I had left to do I'd love to open up a club and do it the right way but no one ever Does it right right right so you've got that you're supposed to do it like I have to do it it's like part of the the plot I gotta do it so even when I'm there like where we're there today we're looking around I don't believe it's real you might

just can't be real I just have to tell my God I just had to keep keep acting you got to get a monocle that's real Jamie what are you chewing on he's nibbled on some some caps Shane are you gone right now is that what's Good sorry I haven't talked once I've been sitting there going yeah it's a nice feeling I mean it feels good I don't know how good it is for the listener they're gonna be fine they're having a great time yeah another time just will be on tomorrow if you're a guy who's

like sitting there with his headphones on doing some menial task you're in your [ __ ] girl yeah she's nice you're having fun yeah do you Guys consume pods I listen like five a day I I yeah I've been doing a lot of audiobooks over the last six or seven months but uh before that I was I was really pod to have you I probably listened to six pods total in my life I really love Tim Dylan uh Tim Dylan's one of my favorite guys player on this podcast um trying to think what else the

the mencio ones on Marin and then maybe a [ __ ] This American Life One radio Live and then see one's killer that was that was Bobby Lee confronted Mencia on an app and that was was that tense he calls him out it's it's fun Bobby Lee's funny huh I hope you put something out he's been saying he's going to it's not gonna happen it's not his style he's putting stuff out on his podcast he's definitely doing that what's this closer right I don't want to give it away go see Bobby Lee Or not we

might have ate too many mushrooms yeah we ate too many mushrooms dudes we're gonna get this sucks I'm just getting started no no no we'll get through this we'll be honest I think we can drink our way out of this you got that right I think we definitely can Brian Simpson was challenging you to a drinking contest I was scared for him he's going with it he said he could do one shot for every bug later Damn crazy that is he would die but Brian's game he was ready he's ready to go I was like

you're a marine dude of course you could don't dug his heels in he dug his heels in and he was ready to go are we wearing sunglasses I knew you guys are good the room's getting a little fuzzy you know what I mean I said this is not gonna that's I should cut the dice glasses whoa uh Anthony Aiden uh Bobby Kelly hooked me up with this guy he looks like Bobby Kelly Adam Bobby had a pair of my Bobby's glasses are beautiful he's like oh I'll connect you but Bobby did a cycle there it

is yeah he's got to do more than one Bobby looks good he looks great he got it sucked right out of him yeah it's uh it's nice to see he's getting healthy he's got a special out yes he does kill box we were talking about the the little room at the mothership like that's gonna be a kill Box oh that's what I got the name good looking room him and Louie came up with that concept because he was like you know Louie was like what kind of room do you like to work in he's like

just a [ __ ] kill box yeah just tight low ceiling and so they just made that that wasn't even at a comedy club taping two shows taping two specials during his first taping of the first uh purse taping a woman has a [ __ ] seizure Ten minutes tell somebody to help her help her he's like what what Julia seizure and so they take this lady away [Music] is that right yeah he had it I'm out dude is that a joke or no no no I think it is Julius Caesar was epileptic what about

the cell yeah for sure I don't know about the salad check out the salad there jamo you would think That someone who ran the Roman Empire would get a better salad yeah yeah it's like the best salad it's not a Hall of Fame salad all right I never feel like I'm getting nutrients seizures he suffered from seizures foreign like that sweater Tijuana even maybe I think Caesar salad starting in Tijuana that's crazy Norman just took us on a dark turn well we used to have assassinations like once every eight years or so we haven't had

One see you stand up you walk her out you start looking around do you want to Mexico dude all right stay seated don't get up the levels but it did go away I stood up and I went to the bathroom and I thought I heard your dog crying and I looked for your dog in the bathroom for a long time your wife's here Caesar salad invented in Tijuana Mexico in the 1920s the green salad of Romaine With a highly seasoned dressing of pounded ingredients olive oil lemon juice and parmesan cheese ingredients with a salad on

a podcast okay you know remember when I got hungry I changed my tune halfway through it was like if you were taking drugs and just stared at this [ __ ] ceiling constellations the Indians were on some peyote or some eating some leaves or some [ __ ] when they were looking up for the Stars 100 Everybody was yeah every culture every culture that had access to psychedelic drugs took them they all did no one was like hey this is not good for our productivity or our hunting and Gathering let's leave these alone nobody left

them alone they all didn't they had rituals man bro you know what I just saw did you see that the Viking movie yeah it looks cool oh that was great I had no idea it was that hardcore yeah [ __ ] hardcore it's true [ __ ] too That's how they lived Sabers whoo that was a hot guy too I'd heard it was very hot I heard it was good but I really didn't expect he's lucky I wasn't one of those villagers that he raped you know what's great about that movie too there was no

one that had our morals no more no there was no like Sam moral before I get too far just no you should have a bathroom right out here oh no I got one it's literally down you should Build that I know but he should build him right there take a walk [ __ ] wouldn't it be nice though you're laying you're laying in here you're laying on your hay the Vikings are coming we're all gonna get raped you're like [ __ ] and then the door swings open it's that guy like all right that's you

can't walk 20 Paces yeah right [ __ ] yourself about them right here it's hard Kidman well I don't have a bathroom right here dude this movie's the [ __ ] oh It's really good oh is that Willem Dafoe he's got a huge hog this is a very intense movie give that a goob jamo Ethan Hawks in it too oh yeah Hawk's good bro it's a wild ass movie Wild I liked it it'd be bombed in theaters it shouldn't have everything bombs in theaters no it's like you you know watch this [ __ ] at

home it's worth watching I enjoyed it yeah because I was kind of skeptical going into it I was like is this going to be like a television show About Vikings no but it's yeah it's just enough like fantasy and just ruthless reality and you know no one is a normal person of today in that movie they all represent those kind of people that were just sword fighting and dying out there the way they talk the way they behaved everyone was sketchy yeah it was a wild Primal movie it was a good movie man it was

a really good movie because it was it wasn't a you know 2022 person in the Viking yeah well they nailed it you know What's weird is whenever you see a movie without phones you don't think about it you're not like where are the phones you just enjoy the movie right and then you never dream with your phone either what like you never ever dream where you're on your phone yeah but we all we're on our phones eight hours a day but we still don't really are you talking about there's no phones in the movie about

Vikings well I'm just saying you don't know what the [ __ ] you just say you Watch uh well obviously oh what but I'm saying if you watch a movie now I'm trying to catch up he's trying to defend it I'm saying obviously there's no phones in a viking movie but if you watch a movie made today then there's not a lot of phones in it you don't go where are the phones you just it just it's just a movie hmm that is true that makes sense if you do watch a movie today about today

everybody should be looking at their Phone the entire the whole show yeah you're right to it whatever you know it's so weird when you go to a bar and you see everyone on their phone everyone it's so strange New York Subway it's just phone phone phone it's wild everyone's just paying attention to something else other than what's in front of them I know and you can't help it it's yeah it's hard I get my notes on my phone all right the phone notes I use Paper writings sure right do you write on paper I do

yeah that's a good move crazy they do say that when you write on paper that you oh that's hilarious don't read those folks look at this joke we'll do some editing that's normal this is amazing I can't believe you can carry this around with you 90 you can get a bad back oh I got a bad sciatica yeah that's from sitting on this you dumb [ __ ] yeah my wife's on the other side this is his Notes that were in one of his back pockets and I go bro you're gonna get a bad back

this is like the Dead Sea scroll craziest way of like marking and writing down your material I've ever seen ever and I've seen the newest one you can tell that the newest one is the new material they're not as tattered exactly this is the good one yeah dude you need a fanny pack just to carry those around with you no fan back what Am I gay hey yeah we sell them on higherprime8.com because it dice dice came in with the sweatpants on and I've always been a fanny pack Enthusiast and he had the same fan

that's the nicest fanny pack I've ever seen okay where'd you get that I mean if I I could if I had to it's kind of cold outside that's great it's amazing it just keeps doing he's Shameless he did that to me years ago and I thought he was Seriously he's the original troll it was not mine he is a choice oh he's the best troll because he was a troll that filled Arenas yeah oh yeah he was filling [ __ ] a Regis with a character and he's just as happy now being a troll look

listen please do this I'm I'm not your driver sorry for the beginning yeah hi you are the driver that was waiting for the picture I'm not a driver sorry Because of the Hat you're wearing the yellow hat from my film you wanted the picture no totally awesome 80s liked it I'm sorry I'm not sure what you're talking about that guy's terrified he's being very nice oh look um dice is a big guy he had this big guy that just my Molly [ __ ] you in the middle of New York City Molly [ __ ]

what a great job brought it back it's a solid one no one's even said this thing Making a psychedelics remember when uh the South Park guys went to the Oscars on acid yeah I've seen a blink was the best the Legends they really are they're they're so important for the the like the state of Comedy because they can get away like Kyle Dunnigan and Kurt Metzger what they can do with the face swaps we were talking about it last night there's something about something not being real you can get away with so much more so

With South Park and with like the face swap thing because it doesn't look at all like real people like you know it's not really bill more but it's hilarious or the Jeff Goldblum one or the Stallone one they're [ __ ] hilarious and he could have these people saying the most outrageous [ __ ] it seems one step off from reality yeah damn Ari that's a giant Advantage you ate a bunch of those I was lying I didn't need as many I can't believe You ate more oh yeah a couple how many do you have

more yeah you're in trouble hang in there don't think about it don't think about how high you think about it just just go with Jamie call the picture of how many use my special house 4.5 million I don't know oh man damn don't be [ __ ] lame dude you're right he's really living here did you think the Chappelle monologue was Auntie Sam I didn't see it I don't know I assumed it was fine I didn't catch it was a comic Because there's no problem at all I don't know I liked it I thought the

whole thing in the beginning was hilarious yeah where he reads this thing so who's watching anti-Semitism in any way shape or form yeah and that Kanye West is how you buy yourself some time yeah that's very funny I love the Ferguson genius was everybody actually upset 20 people and then everyone's arguing about the 20 people that are fake Upstairs no one cares no one cares well it's a we're living in a weird world where everybody can have an opinion and if there's a thing that is in somehow way shape or form connected to anything controversial

there's gonna be people people that get upset about Dave Chappelle is the number one stand-up talking about Jews today I give you a pass it's over you're not anti-semitic it is over go on with your life Dave Chappelle 4.5 million It's a lot of views that's worse than the [ __ ] picture always lost he's lost in the world of success and mushrooms you gotta drink past these shrooms man you like Angry are you better you're more of a fan of angry are you yeah well sad Ari was better I look sad already sad already

was always down to talk kept your mouth shut yeah now he does his phone's on [ __ ] silent and he goes he's like what brings his dog place I can't wait To see Ari posing with no shirt on wearing a fur coat getting on a leadership yeah I constantly posted my shirt on no shirt fur coat don't defend him McGregor no shirt getting on a private jet somebody photoshopped me in O'Connor McGregor picture Conor McGregor's latest pictures it's great pull him up if I was you saw it I'd be like this like when does

this guy get yeah he doesn't look like is he Fighting him no no you saw it is the U.S anti-doping age he's so funny that's a wild little fight Connors Connor's been killing on Twitter though really oh my God he's so funny he's an animal he's so funny he never stops he's he's clearly intoxicated having a great time saying some funny [ __ ] the funny things are listening to him talk because you know he's from Dublin and when he gets drunk and starts talking like the white look how Jackie Is wait that's him no

yes 100 I thought that was Cyril gone oh my God these roommates with the liver King proper 12. what the [ __ ] book look at that photo there's also wow yes that's not real this whole video of him from here that's good but go the other one from behind the next one back the next photo look at this look at the size now great caboose is that right he loves posting a [ __ ] kind of a boner in every photo bro look At the size of that guy he's in my wife's DMS he

looks like hey he's 200 plus pounds he's got a mass Joe get him he's a man he's recovering from a terrible injury though that's why it's that's why he's so wrong and that's probably why he's uh working his upper body yes broke his leg in a fight yeah against poor yeah that's what he was yelling about right and the fibula both of them snap so that's a it's a horrific injury To recover from Jamie Jamie you dog he's wearing a cup I believe look at the legs yes that would hurt focus on that so that

left leg the one that's all that's the one that broke and it's jacked as [ __ ] now yeah keep those kids on what the [ __ ] go down what it's a cup it's a cup it is a cup World Cup no get him get him in his street clothes it's so funny it's very funny yeah he's having fun He's a wild boy there it is wait there's a oh that's actually yeah it is he had a he had a boner oh that's a Flopper yeah yeah I got one of those it might actually

be hard that Savage those Paul guys are winning fights what Ken Lewis goes oh guys are winning fights dude 100 legit yeah knock down Anderson Silva that's the end of the discussion like that 47 years old who cares he Agreed boxes very well he still moves very well and just the skill level alone the fact that he was able to catch him knock him down that's a big deal damn it's the end of an era it's a big deal it's an end of an error for sure but it's also like that guy's a legit fighter

it's not just a YouTube guy he'll he moves like a fighter you watch him in fights he's not boxing like somebody fights like a current young fighter oh Tyron Woodley no no but like Someone like 30. what is this Jake Paul offered Patty the Baddie one million dollars to spar and pimlin didn't back down but he's way bigger than him this weekend then he'll fight him he'll Spar him on Monday's like five four or something no no no no no no no he gets up to like 200 pounds yeah he's balloons he balloons he's a

really good Grappler the difference between the two of them is like uh like boxing Patty is uh you know He's got good hands for sure he's good oh good Striker beautiful beautiful kid but if he gets you to the ground he's nasty imagine oh wow really bad badass emission so if they're gonna fight if they're not gonna fight an MMA fight to spar though yeah but it's gonna they're gonna fight dude if you're calling it sparring and you're gonna film it and everyone's gonna watch it and you're gonna do one round come on you want

to spawn me for it I'll give You a million dollars to spar me yeah both those guys are stuck guys they're not gonna yeah what you're doing is you're having an unsung you a million dollars to have an unsanctioned fight yeah damn I mean God's boring no you wouldn't fight Jake no you could kick him for one round no that kind of [ __ ] me up he's good he's a good boss he can fight man I don't tell you he's upset big dangerous young fellow and he Hits hard yeah he's knocked out Ben asgren

Tyron Woodley knocked down Jake Paul I mean knock down Anderson Silva rather that's that's a big deal man that guy can crack what's with the legs breaking didn't know mali's leg break no he got um kicked in the leg and uh what's it called perennial nerve that was called and that nerve shut off his foot his foot just stopped working and he started getting this it's called like drop foot and he actually did commentary Foreign and he had these tight ankle wraps on and you think that might have uh accentuated it and not allowed the

circulation to get back to normal yeah that's embarrassing it is hard well you just flopping around on the mat it looks bad it's happened to a few guys it happened to Michael Chandler in Bellator he got that that happened to him it just happened to a couple of guys in the UFC they get kicked in the leg And their leg just doesn't work right anymore what about that guy stops working he kicked and his leg wrapped around the guy's shins yes Anderson was one of them really he did that with Chris and then Chris Weidman

was another one Chris Weidman just did it recently not recently like over he hasn't come back from it it's been over I believe over a year is that correct yeah yeah it just slaps against a leg and just like breaks Happening kickboxing too it happened with Tyrone Spong fought gokonsaki and Saki checked his kick and snapped his leg in half here we go through his heart oh perfect freeze Jamie perfect freeze I can't do it I can't wow that is an antelope leg why are you doing that who's doing this oh he looks like a

stretcher man you don't even blink ah Jesus it's already broken there so many of them back on track it's so normal for Me to see people get beat up but I mean damn that's a bad one though that I've seen that happen one other time he's he's since passed away but he had fought on The Ultimate Fighter he was a very tall thin guy who's the other guy who had a leg break Jamie in the UFC it was a long time ago it's making me yawn dude hand me that Bodega Davis guys you guys are

all talking over each Other you know I can hear a [ __ ] word sorry I say the yawns is the mushrooms yeah that's a thing I never didn't know that oh yeah he was the first guy to get his leg broken in the UFC Corey Hill yes Corey Corey Hill and who was that who's that fight with right there on the screen oh God who's Corey Hill why am I doing it rounds back that up a little bit real quick Back That Ass Up Dale hart Dale hart Corey Hill that's right that's for Round

number two fight schedule for so he throws a kick same deal right there Jeffrey didn't notice it the referee did notice it so we were screaming stop the fight he throws the kick his leg snaps Dale's showing a lot of head movement eats a nice kick oh Corey fell down Lord the fight is all over Corey oh so the referee didn't notice broken we had to just screaming yeah how do you do it dude you're killing me jamo that was really hard to watch You so that was the first time that it ever happened in

the UFC oh come on jamo he pet the uh class pet too hard I bet you like a little killer yeah what kind of weird world are you creating just for one joke we had a hamster in there it was again every class oh you go to math class make sure you pet the [ __ ] hamster I'll get creative on the shrooms man did you see the bizbing dock I did When he talked about getting his you've got his eyeball knocked out right away but he said he woke up in the uh in the

what do you call it the locker room and he goes did I win that's how bad these Knockouts are it's like time travel they have no idea sometimes they don't know what happened people have to explain to them what happened in the fight they don't remember the fight at all sometimes they don't remember the whole day they don't remember like getting up In the morning brushing their teeth taking a [ __ ] I don't remember anything the races I've had some bombs just shuts off it shuts off everything and then when it comes back your

your memory is just real sketchy quite a few Fighters have said after they got knocked out that they have no memory of that day at all it's a good way to [ __ ] another lady I don't have any remember yeah let's go to every one of these podcasts I wake up in New York like what the [ __ ] Just what was that dude flight tomorrow going straight to Boston mistake big mistake doing the Wilbur it's gonna be a oh that's not let me apologize now to the people who came to that you have

to Wilbur tomorrow night two of them it's gonna be a train wreck yeah Crush you're gonna be fun I'll take an Adderall maybe you can hit me with some NAD or some [ __ ] do you take out the roll sometimes I'm Not feeling good I don't really touch it I used to take over hangovers and I just get too cracked out does it really work for hangovers oh cleans it up two set rules you [ __ ] and you're just flying yeah everything what is the come down like it ain't pretty it's ugly the

mental anguish oh my God it is brutal and talk about not getting it up you got Bobby Lee dick on Adderall well that's an amphetamine thing right I'm sorry Bobby so now I'm taking Bluetooth on top of the Adderall then you try to drink it away when the show's over you get it it's hard out there for a [ __ ] I'm gonna get that Merchant he looked like a joke he's scary look at this Adderall see the problem with Adderall what scares me about it is it's effective it works and I if I started

taking something that was effective like that I don't know if I'd Be able to go no no let's go back to that troll yeah yes it works and I have some on me if you guys want to straighten out how straightened would it make you well look at this guy are you certain he's going to Betty bites he's certainly that combination is a good combination that might be like really bad for your heart I'll just dose myself who's this guy imagine that oh no that's the shooter's [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah you don't

even Know this guy I don't know you don't know okay if you don't know the story there was a Colorado shooter and then when they interviewed his dad it turns out his dad was uh his dad was on yeah he did and um and he was a legitimate MMA fighter back in the day and then he became a porn star and his reaction to finding out that his son was was a shooter is the craziest thing you'll ever see watch this let's play is that worse than gay dude it's great Don't put that back in

your pocket I'm telling you I've been living with him he doesn't even have jack [ __ ] it's not even yet no it's not it doesn't work like that I see the jokes I swear to God varying density what are you gonna do I just want to hold him I've never seen anything like that wow [Laughter] not the answer what princess die yeah it wasn't really early it works it is It's instant and you'll get immediate results good people probably he's all jacked up well I guess we shouldn't be pointing and laughing right now we

don't do gay we don't do gays okay this isn't the real edit is it no this is a weird edit it's [ __ ] up I love my son I don't know what this is really [ __ ] anyway We don't people can go find it if you want to but he's uh it's a very severely troubled yeah he's I mean he's a mess he's on something right you know what the thing about those notes is no one can read them it's like I could read them some hermetic text yeah I write them in Sanskrit

it's like my own script so no one else can why not Market though front pocket's too small the thing's a bummer but it's even more of a bummer the rest of it yeah I got it what but yeah he said the same guy said he jerked off 10 to 12 hours ago he was on uh interventions yeah yeah what for Jerkins yeah he's not another show too right yeah what was the other show he was on Divorce Court yeah he had a [ __ ] run that he fought in the UFC yeah he's on the

intervention Divorce Court yeah this kid becomes a horrendous ending yeah but you got to go back I think he did pornography as well yeah he Definitely did pull it up just imagine you know that's your dad imagine you're that kid imagine what where we live live in 2022 with that kind of thing where there's shootings mass shootings multiple times a week it's wild yes shut up dude he's talking about [ __ ] all right it's very strange that's what it is one guy saw oh we can shoot people now and that's then they just do

it I think it's copycat what does it say we need an episode on The Colorado shooter's father a drug smuggling meth using MMA fighter turned porn star yeah hell yeah hell yeah that soul patch is a red flag is that the kid yeah that's the kid leader of Limp Biscuit oh this one got set we got it we gotta clean it up stop it come on with the skulls USA one they beat the uh women hating Iranians did you see that this guy got assassinated in his car he got assassinated shot for cheering he Was

cheering for USA the Sherman bear is a very last time shot do something there we go a dunk contest he was just a fan of the USA beating Iran he was just uh celebrating Iran man said killed by Security Forces while celebrating World Cup lost to us does he care about soccer there's a lot of people that are angry in Iran right now they're angry at the government So uh he was honking his horn and they just [ __ ] shot into his car and killed him shot him in the head and we talk about

America being shitty so that's a guy next to who works at cafe after Trump got elected black guy uh he started going to everybody goes we did it he started trying to get high fives denied the election we did people like what Trump yeah they're confused damn I ran huh and uh I haven't peed yet I'm gonna out last year I bet I cannot last yet I believe you all right I believe in you trying to get something going here JoJo no I believe in you all right you're done with competition I can only compete

so many times on who has to pee all right it's not a smart thing to get involved with really well it's like a gambling addiction as a bedwetter I can I got a bladder like you wouldn't believe seriously my dad wouldn't let me pee After 6 p.m oh Jesus Christ really well he wouldn't let me have liquid after 6 p.m because he was worried about me wetting the bed oh he's old school yeah that 6 p.m was the limit yeah so I'm just thirsty eating Doritos yeah the alarm clock uh bedspread uh no but I

had the thing that I clipped to my boxers that it felt wetness and it would beep beep I just drink water when I'm thirsty and I drink water with electrolytes at night and I know I have To pee and I'm like this is a stupid move yeah no this is a stupid move I'm drinking water at 10 p.m I'm chugging a giant thing of water 10 p.m but I don't care I'm like right now I'm thirsty yeah and in the middle of that I'm like you dumb [ __ ] stupid three o'clock in the morning

I have to pee I'm like you stupid [ __ ] well you won't be hung over at least yeah it hydrates but it's not even I do it all the time anyway yeah well you don't take sleeping pills No I'm hooked you're hooked I need them you love the weed which ones you take well I take Edibles just to conk out and then I take Seroquel no really is that bad I don't know anything like that let's find it doesn't sound natural lucky we have Google definitely ain't natural I'd like you to say give it

a goo give it a goog Jambo but I can't sleep without it I'm not a sleeper I've been up all night but don't you think eventually he'd fall asleep Yeah but then you gotta wake up at you know eight he's hooked but don't you think that eventually you get into a cycle where you could just go to sleep and then wake up not sleep without it no the brain it just keeps going it's like a Japanese game show it keeps going like you so you're mine okay so it's like an idea thing like so you're

like flooded with ideas and you have to lie down and you're lying down you can't stop thinking can't the memories the Childhood the jokes the the mean stuff you just can't hate it you're just tired as soon as you shut your eyes it goes you say like the mean stuff and the hatred is that no meme meme stuff or mean stuff mean stuff he said mean stuff mean you know mean you're worthless you know all that [ __ ] um there's a risk of tardive tars is that am I saying that right dyskinesia thank you

dyskinesia uncontrollable repetitive facial Movements associated with antipsychotics including Sarah quill you're taking an antipsychotic significant weight loss has been reported although may cause weight gain in some people okay may precipitate a manic episode in people with undiagnosed bipolar disorder I don't think I have that well there you go it's undiagnosed so I'm all right so are those the only side effects that's not bad uh your doctor should monitor Progression uh potential long-term side effects of Seroquel which can include cataracts oh weight gain blood sugar high cholesterol and tardive dyskinesia you already got it what's Seroquel

do you know what I told them I said well just stay up until you can't sleep anymore or stay up until you can't stay up anymore then go to sleep we're in a different time zone every day I'm drinking the flights the shows you're Right how would caveman survive without Seroquel well they weren't doing they didn't do the Chuckle Hut either they didn't do the funny bone and uh Omaha great room do you do it because you love it do you love that you can take a sleeping pill and Conquer out and it works doesn't

it [ __ ] you don't you get like [ __ ] wild ass dreams crazy dreams yeah crazy Kevin James told me when he Was um he used to take the what's the other one ambient Ambience bad news you can't see woke up once he he had made dinner in the middle of the night and didn't know about it and he went downstairs like who the [ __ ] made this ah like who cooked yeah look at Roseanne she had a career oh yeah dude Ambien is bad bad it's like you disassociate you don't know

what the [ __ ] you're saying oh yeah are you what are you thinking about I want my dog in here There's a lot of electronics bring that dog in here I think they're listening in the lobbying the new dog choose one of the wires we have a real problems kick him in the room he doesn't see gender is over is he or she what is it it's a he oh it is I'd say oh [ __ ] you got a real Elliott page on you huh sweet dog dude yeah that's the best snars is

the name of the rescue snars on the Way to Sal's uh wedding thank you it's a grape great Sal's wedding yeah some sucker adopted her and then uh the some [ __ ] inbred kid was allergic gave it back whoa bro their loss is my game are you talking about kids all right well wait a minute every dog's a rescue now I've never heard of a guy say it's not a rescue how could they all be rescued how much do you pay for your dog yeah exactly Louise is not he's a golden retriever but we

wanted a very specific Kind of rescue golden retrievers yeah they are they're French Bulldogs everybody those are not rescues like gold rescues I feel like no way although the people that would have a French Bulldog would say it's a rescue yeah but it's not certain dogs like they've just engineered them to be love machines yeah Pomeranian yeah yeah those are dogs that are just they're just [ __ ] love machines I just want to love you come here that's all we want because they Used to hurt sheep and [ __ ] kids or whatever but

now they they don't want that anymore we just want to hug yeah right same with cats what do you saying [ __ ] kids I ate half of it well no they would have no Pond no that's funny all right I like what's going on guys we're fine we got a good thing cooking Excel Ari's out to lunch I'm back It's like a career feeling good it's making me laugh watching you together we don't see each other we don't see each other like until every four months yeah we just got to be careful with like

the crosstalk because it makes nobody can understand anything anybody's saying this episode is brought to you by cross talk [Laughter] ah What happened Will Smith is done he's not done he's got to make a big comeback talk to Kanye he's got a movie coming out does it and he's worried about the attendance what are you saying Jamie I'm just agreeing yeah he's good I think it's an apple movie though well I'm sure they probably filmed it all before that isn't it like a action movie uh it better be he plays a slave disc Escaping I've

never heard of that before it's an action thriller it's what it's listed as so yeah it's emancipation maybe the guilt will kick in we'll all go see it so [Laughter] the hard part is Chris Rock has a lot of pressure to ride a a chunk on that all right not gonna don't let him [ __ ] say what you do what huh he's not gonna let him like all everyone's like now we Want a bit about that because I was already writing bits I'm not doing this I'm just murdering it yeah I heard from everybody's

Merchants I went on the road we went to Philly together how long ago was this a few months two months ago nice yeah how was it that was incredible it was like one of those moments it was one of those moments in comedy where you're like God damn yeah this is crazy that's Good stuff yeah but he had a joke about it and it was uh incredibly funny okay yeah thank God he didn't [ __ ] heed your advice [ __ ] exactly I heard he's back to like bring the pain levels the phones are

locked up right and he said crazy [ __ ] out there he was saying correct Colin Quinn's like elbow like oh my God and I was like I know I felt like old comedy again yeah well if anybody can do it he can do it after getting Slapped like that and they they give a standing ovation to the guy that slapped him so much [ __ ] phonies bro it's a mind virus and if anybody didn't know it if you watch that just pattern and behavior how that all plays out and how that makes any

sense to anybody like that they get that's how crazy those people are they don't know what to do nobody yeah let's get a dog in here wow already Quarter Two to quarter right away It was a quarter straight for a chord no oh it's ice cubes I I give him cheap treats that's the first addition to this this group is that dog the only person we've let in uh what'd you just say see how Brian Simpson was trying to get on he was trying so funny just to go do a drink contest with you I'm

like what are we doing here not on my watch Bry look at that sweetie there's only four mics that is a nice dog [Music] that's gross that's white people [ __ ] don't put a cat all right you're out of the group that'll get us like what is this guy doing no the dog's gonna get high you ever hear big Jay's joke about Michael Jackson had dog belly no oh my God that's great oh man Big Jay funny guy be the best you can't have her running Around here brother no she's fine she doesn't chew

cords oh yeah but that's what you say you don't know she's gonna chew a court she never chewed a cord before excuse me I gave her eyes uh According to Jim don't you feel better what did you say it just goes According to Jim I got the cord in there all right jamo bring it up According to Jim Has a reference I want a image of it it'd be nice please Jesus Christi song show right according to Germany According to Jim those shows you try to watch those shows try to watch like one of those

like really Bland sitcoms yeah oh man that's just Norman's brain they're talking about chords down there to take the kids be like happy and jovial the wife's always too hot and he's always an idiot it's like every Show prototype try watching one of those now oh it was like like you're watching like some people wear powdered wigs in the 18th century the laugh tracks it's so fake now so weird it's so weird it's cooking it's well it's you know the thing is like once you get used to doing podcasts and talking like this and talking

normal yeah that guy rules he's growing weights put the Jerry out he definitely rules he left Hollywood to launch a pod Farm [ __ ] yeah he gets yeah that's hot he gets it good for him that's smart listen who might have judged I was on Fear Factor for six years good point I would have done that stupid show news might have been his brother I would have been his wacky Brother come on man let's go to the club that would have been as cool yeah you're right listen when back in those days and especially

in the 90s when people offered you roles on sitcoms You said yes of course made a career out of it yeah well I was on news radio with them how was he he was funny he's a funny guy he's funny he's [ __ ] talented [ __ ] man we we had scenes and I couldn't stop laughing I couldn't keep it straightforward there's a scene in news radio that I always point to it's them bearing a rat and then Joe not able to they didn't get any good takes without Joe laughing really yeah you got

to find it's them bearing around and Someone's like we should say a service to the rat and then he's so funny and jokes like they're like Joe just say nothing I'm sure right yeah I just couldn't I was I was just hanging in there as much as I could we did like six takes how was it being on that set that might be you got Phil Hartman you got the other guy Andy Dick was the funniest really yeah it was a different kind of funny so like towards the end like uh David Foley yeah Was

very funny I love Foley no that's what everyone's around later but right before this it's right before this friendship what is it this for Our Kind it's camaraderie a conversation but for those poor creatures seeking out A Hard Scrabble existence every day it's something else entirely manual together tasty beans so has we bid farewell to Mike or Mike's friend we'll never know for sure we must Remember um that we someone had an overnight pickup hey buddy we're in the middle of something here okay yeah I'm sorry if you can just give us a moment thanks

all right I guess all right did you bang any cast members just she's got a bot on her just Dave I think we might be playing too much of this it's right after this yeah yeah [ __ ] enthralled yeah I like it I'm bored and it's me no but if it was me I'd say please turn this off I think that's the wrong one it was it was you're a stupid [ __ ] watch again why dude it's a Timex there's so many things are so confusing to me never stops ticking but it also

makes sense [Applause] isn't that weird that chocolates kill dogs that's crazy it's like uh does it yeah yeah I love it they eat enough You've seen it I did it what I didn't know I gave him a Twix really yeah when I was a kid wait what the dog died it really flips it spazes it's wild wow like a horse with a carrot it's uh theobromine content which dogs are unable to metabolize correctly if your dog eats chocolate you should monitor them closely to see and seek Veterinary attention if they show any symptoms or if

they're very young pregnant or have Other health concerns there you go what happened to what happened to the dog what kind of dog was it a lot of yacking it was uh Shadow like a like a Wizard of Oz dog you ever hear about that bear that ate the cocaine yes Pablo Escobar yes that's a great joke I wish wait what was this what was the bear there at the coke yeah like some dudes like drop some dealers Oh Jesus coked up bears killing everybody it's probably the best movie you'll ever see what the [

__ ] are you talking about yeah this movie rules why would you ever not be watching this movie five packages of coke based inspired by truth his last move was cocaine bear oh look at that the bears eating the coke I Never and the guy's yelling at the bear cocaine this is silly a bear it was far hey oh come on guys that's the height of Comedy this is pretty [ __ ] shitty yeah what's the name of that cocaine creative enough to change it companion for bad movies that's a great idea mystery side come

on that might be the Movie to do it cocaine bear they should have gone the other way and have the bear be like we should start a bar this is the best out of our Lives we're having a great time have you gotten into crypto yeah FDX that FTX thing is crazy because so many people were spokespeople for it is having a rough [ __ ] that didn't break up his marriage I'm telling you she was like oh we better split split ties right now there Tommy because it's about to get ugly but fortune favors

the Bold who's that huh that was oh my God Matt Damon for which which Bitcoin who cares uh I forget which one crypto fortune favors the Bold [ __ ] Teamster I think they own the Staple Center when he was he was comparing it to people going to the moon and I'm like bro they named it well of course they were talking about Jane corrects me real quick for you they were Talking to me I said they don't own it we can't have three different conversations going on kids when they were talking about uh somebody

said kids he was doing that commercial where he's like comparing it to like space travel yeah talking about innovators groundbreakers look at this telling all these [ __ ] barely making people I think Matt Damon fans who almost adventured who almost achieved But ultimately For them it proved to be too much you still have regular people to be Galileo yeah these [ __ ] losers we're talking about people who embrace the mode that guy's not embracing mode that guy's a crazy [ __ ] climbing up Glacier that's not smart this is cheesy the Wright brothers

mere mortals oh funny those guys admitted flight and grind them out and they're like gay guys guys Wasn't it it's true there's four simple words that have been whispered by the Intrepid since the time of the Romans fortune favors the brave wow it's not really braved by crypto well it is now now it is yeah but when something like that FTX thing goes down where you watch billions of dollars just disappear yeah I lost a fortune the fortune favors Braves that would you be doing that with that well I'm just saying I lost a lot

of money did you Lose a lot of money yeah yeah you really did put money I did I'm trying to tell you oh I thought you were joking no no I lost a ton how much I don't want to get into numbers here it'd be impolite how much but uh enough to disturb in the that was the first time I checked I lost like 15 grand in the tens like that this year yeah I thought it was the right thing to do I saw the commercial dude I was never gonna take it out of there

so people are suing Larry David yeah he was just in the commercial because he did a commercial for them they're suing there's a class action lawsuit I think it involves uh find out what it does Tom Brady Larry David they're saying why'd you tell us to do this I don't know that it's going through yet I think they've talked about it so some people are saying but then there's also the people that are like where's my money yeah and this guy is Just gonna go to some New York Times uh thing that they're doing this

week right tomorrow all right today there you go yeah they've got some New York Times thing where people are speaking Yeah and he's going to go up there hey I [ __ ] up right now okay you know marching positions opened with that's probably gonna be very important yes uh this year when they shut down This guy's a weirdo that means you know I I think it was over collateralized um positions um but positions that involve substantial size and substantial US dollar size this is nuts it looks like Oz right I don't like it don't

look fast you couldn't get this guy a better plants put the headphones on so you could hear this guy no it's bizarre was consistent Um the dashboard what this could be um I would go yay what are you talking about foreign but you would agree yeah much look at him shaking we connected um I think he just shakes of FTX International bro he's tricky then previously understood yeah look at the pupils are huge I mean given the size of the position I think it was like adults it's not in intention it was in effect I

tied together Substantially more than I would have ever wanted it to be this is weird um and the same original people but most of the remaining nexuses you said have dropped nexuses I know the people from Alameda decently well almost as if you don't know what's happening there and there isn't like a large amount you know of ways remain that we are actively working together anything like that Alameda is a wholly Separate entity they're different offices like different principal offices we don't have any shared Personnel we're also not the same company we not all are

under the same corporate umbrella or anything like that and yet it seems like Alameda people we're living in the same Penthouse where you may very well be right now I guess it seems that way those are an [ __ ] yeah right um uh most of Alameda was not uh was not there uh I I don't live there now but uh or You know not there now I have not uh lived there um but you know I did live with with uh one or two members of Alameda for a little while um and I'll also

say that you know as I was you know earlier this summer looking at the relationship and this is really autistic exactly I can't recognize my own and so when I was like yeah like a betta fish [ __ ] this guy But in terms of positions and balances refraction this is so I don't even know he's talking about everybody I'm just studying his mannerisms yeah he's tweaking out like Hitler tweaking out yes that got a lot of pressure very Under Pressure also the most pressure tweaking from that for sure imagine billions of dollars are missing

gone yeah that's live dude he's getting billions billions of dollars and you know they're they've got like all these Tweets and [ __ ] different things that they've said in different statements that he said about his company that just seemed to be untrue live updates and stuff he was saying during it too uh but the thing that he was just discussing there was this another company called Alameda and apparently they gave in they'd move 10 billion dollars over to Alameda and they don't know like how that was done or what it was done but it

was like a company that was connected to Them initially he lied about it and said he didn't work with those people and they were all banging each other yeah that was last week he's gone yeah they had he lived in a house with like 10 people they were all banging each other influence every time Bitcoin every time and they were all doing amphetamines this lady who was one of them was on she wrote on Twitter this was like one of the top people at his Company wrote on Twitter that after you what was the exact

quote we talked about it yesterday find out find her exact I don't want to paraphrase because I'm high yeah you know you're on shrooms when the screen is all funky I feel like I watch things and they're not even there I know I could just picture things happening so he's gonna Cry he's going down it looks like fried is [ __ ] damn Yeah he looks like he's [ __ ] the way that wasn't great I didn't understand one word I don't remember freed rather is [ __ ] nothing like regular amphetamine used to make

you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal non-medicated human experiences this is in April 2021 and this is like that's a reaction we just saw she was one of the top dogs over there she was one of the top people over there and they were all banging each other every time on speed banging Each other making videos take the money away from the people I don't know what happened man but whoa yeah that was chamberlains 40 million dollar Penthouse and now it's listed for sale all the dorks are [ __ ] in this school [

__ ] it in there bro [Laughter] part of me is rooting for them part of me is like I wish they weren't stealing money I wish it wasn't a Ponzi scheme yeah man I wish because if it wasn't a Ponzi scheme easy if it wasn't a Ponzi he wouldn't succeed so right it's a chicken of the egg but that guy either goes school shooter or he's just gonna make crypto no it's not I'm gonna take these I'm gonna get closer I'm gonna get on a flight there's something about those crypto people it's like there's something

about people that are just venturing out into the world of like a new thing that you're just like are you sure where are you Going you know where he favors the ball they're they're like the Wright brothers yeah but I mean just people investing and I mean the people that are like the top Executives and they're involved in this it's like what a weird [ __ ] world you're navigating yeah so when you dosed bird how much you give them oh actual amount I gave him about a half of what I would what I would

do give an idea the other half in mind so I forgot Now I saw him that night he was having a blast he was having obviously he was on [ __ ] dogs just your dog just tried to eat something no it was his treats easy sure my dog's cool don't mix up the trunks I'm worried about your dog being cool your dog's very cool I just don't want your dog to actually Joe just doesn't trust you yeah I could trust his train this dog right she's so sweet the dogs look at that face oh

I have a big announcement to Make what's the announcement skank Fest is the last weekend of September that's a big announcement No One's Gonna remember that bro we'll do three or four protect our Parks between now and then it's a long time okay wait here's the question of all of us that's great exactly who died before well you're gonna be in Guatemala fighting the Pirates or who knows what if I die it Would be weird if I can be in a weird circumstances they get killed by an octopus yeah you can even China I've never

seen all of us that's a good question maybe jamo but statistically one of us pretty good yeah you're safe you're behind a desk I feel like it'd be me or Shane probably yeah you think die first yeah yeah we're taking chances all right [Music] Life Is For Living keeping it real How many Comics since we've started have died a lot Ralphie May [ __ ] fentanyl folk it happens hopefully suicide it's rough yeah what are we doing can we go back all right it's just you know who's the charger we're gonna be okay we're gonna

be okay uh it's just that that's you don't Appreciate you you don't want to live forever you see Alyssa Milano and a musk fighting that was fun it's adorable yeah she bought a Volkswagen yeah because she said there's too many Nazis on Twitter it's so funny that they're like oh yeah we don't care about recycling anymore was he was it yeah that was a Nazi company oh my God so is Adidas well maybe that's the one I'm thinking Adidas was a Nazi girl but there you go yeah Adidas that was the craziest thing about Them

for sure IBM spot because because of a tweet once but that I was like you made systems to process Jews faster yeah it wasn't didn't Audi make like one of the very first race cars for Hitler what was there a race car for Hitler that was made by yeah it's a dope looking car too yeah it's not the [ __ ] engineer's fault that they were stuck in Nazi Germany yeah but those guys are bad [ __ ] they made this dope ass car that was like uh it was supposed to like win the war

or win you know races for the Nazi party well he hated that Jesse Owens I'll tell you that I really did hate Jesse Owens that's the Mercedes but he had a race car oh that's sexy so why don't you just Google uh Google BMW and then that's it clicked on the wrong one is all that's not a race Audi did you try Audi I'm sorry oh you didn't hear me okay guys That's it that's it that's it the second one there right there oh that's cool so look at it have like the Audi symbol in

the front it's a dope little car man look at that cool car pulling up to the comedy club in there Brett Favre that's the craziest thing about this Engineers that's amazing but you got four five now don't tell yourself short the the thing about the engineering back then do you know how much better that Was than anything America was making this has the Mercedes symbol on it yeah that one has the Audi symbol yeah I think they were connected somehow there's a conspiracy to try to bring them down yeah I forget what the connection is

I forget what that word but I do remember the Audi symbol on the front if it's the same car yeah you know what's amazing this dog likes me dude he does like you it's a good dog you know what's amazing Is like how many people came out of that Nazi party that were [ __ ] incredible Engineers to the point where United States adopted a bunch of them the Soviets took a bunch of them they took all these scientists well they a lot of moved to South America yeah Argentina that's why they're very white down

there yeah because of the German jizz it's well there's towns down there that are like fully German towns is that right yeah they have October oh yeah yeah That's fun Tim Kennedy did that show called finding Hitler yeah it was uh with the the rumor was like the conspiracy theory was that Hitler had escaped and Hitler had made it to South America and that sounds ridiculous but but for sure Nazis made it to South America for [ __ ] sure also like this so that was where the robot came I could see it I don't

know now they found it did they did they kill they shot himself in the head they Didn't find his body though his body they burnt it he had his guys burn it he ate cyanide shot himself and then they burned the bodies Jesus Christ the victory because he knew we'd be on The Joe Rogan Experience going where the [ __ ] did that guy go ah where's this body what is he dude what's in the bag what's in the box yeah you you got to think about how many [ __ ] insanely brilliant engineers and

Rocket Scientists came out of that horrible regime Hitler and Ava bronze remains were burnt in a shell crater outside the emergency exit at the left who said it seems suspicious yeah I think Argentina is a better solution what do you mean oh go in Argentina let me just throw this out I'm not shooting ourselves Argentina imagine they all just live in this town together and they go like this what the [ __ ] just happened Our minds back there we've got to just accept everybody for who they are agree had a good run agreed I

guess they just settled down and now they just live there yeah they were tired like there's pictures on people's walls of like SS soldiers why do we talk about Hitler more than Mao Mao killed more people yeah yeah sure I don't know enough about that stop Vision hate yeah I don't know enough about Mao ah Mao Ying but it's also it's like what do You have the most video footage of right that's what has the big impact uh that's what it is without the footage and Hitler was such a compelling speaker that's such a scary

speaker he ruined that mustache forever Shane would like to rock it but he can't if if it wasn't a thing and you had that monster this is preposterous you could own that Mustang it makes your face even fatter little tiny thing that's true what's Must be Charlie Chaplin that's what he did after his favorite comedian what what no for real yeah well Hitler MJ brought it back and Jordan tried it for a while if anybody could do it he could do it and even he couldn't well he's the best at what he does as well

you gotta let it go but wait a minute I'm telling you chaplain was the reason no way really pull it up I heard so much Taylor loved Napoleon he's a great world leader took over dominated so Napoleon had this Tomb this whatever fine he's fine uh and he would make everybody he built it small so when you entered Napoleon's tomb you had to like lower your head out of respect and Hitler knew that and he goes in the Church of the Notre Dame and he goes uh build me a series of uh mirrors so I

don't have to lower my head I still want to see his [ __ ] tomb I'm not lowering my head of this [ __ ] whoa no and he was able to see his body standing straight up damn Jesus that's a [ __ ] dumbass he was so good yeah you know what I mean I feel Bavarian mustache the kind of extravagant chops you can hang a hat on however his superiors in the Bavarian Infantry Division ordered him to clip his mustache down so his gas mask would fit over his mouth properly so that's why

he had a mustache like that damn it oh my God what if that mustache was to stop gas mask to make a gas mask fit right yo Did you watch All Quiet on the Western Front no no how is it man I don't want to talk about it true bummer that was a bummer what do you mean the [ __ ] world war one was a bummer oh yeah well it doesn't get talked about because of the secret it was a troop oh my God it's like Terminator yeah that's why the sequel happened that's why

he was he was out there old Adolf was out there saying what the [ __ ] why'd we do this hmm because it was the worst most pointless War really I mean the worst was what they did two part two on the Eastern Front was the worst of all time why was uh oh hold on was that it yeah I mean there's no reason there was no reason come on there's got to be a reason we got talked into it they didn't know I guess what do they think the reason was that movie is good

allegedly it was he was shot yeah and then Germany was like all right we support your what was it it was an Austrian he was Austrian versus what Serbia who's in Serbia I don't know [ __ ] it I don't know history on mushrooms everybody jumped in on everybody's podcast history on mushrooms yeah he was the first to be like yeah you can't shoot him we'll we'll step in and then someone's like yeah if you step in now we gotta stand we all got to step in What's really crazy is that kind of warfare is

not that far long ago yeah man that that's how these two March towards each other that was one though right that was transporting there yeah but two 80 years ago but at least the Revolutionary War you know why it started but you know why they're doing it because it's slavery right now said to me last night there was intense Metzger goes he goes don't you [ __ ] notice it In video games the number one video game is a World War II game he goes is this the last one people feel good about winning you

could you can go back to World War II we were the good guys so that's that's the reason why you don't have modern weapons yeah you can't move quicker yeah there's no Ukraine in Russia everybody likes to Duke it out like they're in the 40s you have real now Warfare where they go like blowing Up holes in like Windows and like you're like sorry keep your [ __ ] hot dinner yeah we'll move on now it's drones yeah you're like some regular person and you get online and you play like one of those games against

these psychos that are on all day long all day long just kidding there's people that are hook you up there's people that are playing those games what new Modern Warfare I tried to play I tried to play them all the time What these are strong what are you guys talking about oh they're strong the mushrooms yeah they're strong as [ __ ] God damn video games are dangerous they can take your life absorb your life into a video game you're gonna have so much fun you're not even gonna feel bad about it but then you

look back you'll be like how many hours was that oh yeah uh Call of Duty war zone was built on Ukraine in a war zone and like it was way too close to reality there's some Real life places that was really there in a city called like Dante's yes that's the monkey on the left huh oh Jesus Christ from the stadium they have like different banks and whatnot oh that's damn insane different parts of the city and it's like it came out right when the pandemic started and then two years later there's an actual word

going on where all this is whoa are these like real maps of the area this is it's not a one-to-one Recreation but it's very close like these places exist people have like found them on Google Maps and whoa see we make fun of these Gamers we're gonna need them well I'm making fun of them but you know they do say that it does improve your brain function oh yeah like we wanted to say oh you have to play chess in order to make your brain function better like no no it's kind of anything else I

think it's any game puzzles solving things you know chest Pains all right but yeah no they're they're good for depression as well really is our video games yeah they have caused depression in me oh really yeah like what am I doing Candy Crush sometimes you get done with them and you're like what happened I know I was so funny to get addicted to someone I got rid of angry so like Zuma and Angry Birds yeah pregnant birds at home yeah you're always jumping over stuff It's so addictive I know you can't help yourself yeah you

could be reading but they're fun yeah you could be learning [ __ ] but would you be enjoying yourself as much that's the problem they give you something but we just want to Discount the enjoyment that they give you like we love all kinds of enjoyment but if you get enjoyment from a screen what are you doing where's your life goodness enjoyment just doing that yeah like if You just sit and meditate everybody's cool with it oh good job oh yeah that's true you sit in the same spot you sit in the same spot like

one way you're watching something and the other way you're like oh and we're like that guy's good yeah we've decided that that's better isn't that weird it's interesting same with a book you hold a book open you're like that's a smart guy getting [ __ ] done yeah you could be reading a Kindle and I Go oh he's on a screen because if you met I think meditating is good for you don't get me wrong but if you're meditating there's a part of you that's like I'm just going to just settle down and relax oh

that was good gonna find my center and then approach life from here wait what about this this might be the shrooms talking but what if we we have real problems in America what if we made them into video games and let Kids solve them and then it would solve problems all right well I'm just saying you know can you imagine if that's how well there's two movies that's a Project X with Matthew Broderick and Ender's Game thank God you're here these guys are about to Discount that well he wasn't going Jamie pulls out references thank

you jamos think he's playing a game but he's actually like controlling the whole [ __ ] Army he wasn't making funny all right well the whole thing just shut down yeah if they just keep making drones our drones fight each other that's gonna happen yeah remember we have like proxy wars going after each other we're trying to do a show here thank you entertainment we just got here God damn it he just got there yeah your face is this [ __ ] big Jesus Christ I thought you were Buddha You look like one of those

eastern island Cuts [ __ ] [Music] oh I've been so funny if we just tomorrow [Laughter] it could happen I just still can't believe you're piling notes man and you insist on keeping them in your pocket oh yeah I got some new stuff on here you're gonna get a bad back man tell me about the sciatica strong as an Ox I used to keep my wallet back there I had a guy when I was playing poker he's like hey I used to do that um it'll give you sciatica and I was like all right he

goes no I have terrible back pain all the time you should take it out right now really so yeah if you have like an image wallet on one side and you sit on it you're gonna get a [ __ ] up back really yeah it's a lot of pressure on one side of the disc so your your body's hinging all right so You're constantly hinging and you're putting like this unnatural weight on one side of your back because you gotta Rock under your ass like this so it puts more pressure on one side it can

cause bulging discs yeah you shouldn't sit with anything in your back pocket you have a solution just front pocket I got my keys in there oh that's good see how that guy's sitting with that fat wallet see how his back's All [ __ ] up that's like your back right yeah that is my back that's what I'm saying hold on trust me it's Tuesdays with service [ __ ] myself I tried and I squirted did you yeah can we get the dog in here this is too much that's perfect dude it was so funny saying

I'm like CNN or some dumb [ __ ] thing they go Joe Rogan weighs in on this and it was you and Duncan and I was Like oh but it was just you know in costumes and they're like ignoring that we were dressed like clowns and we had where the show was lit by candles every show we do really quoting you on a news cycle well gee they've quoted me before where I was dressed like one of the Patriots I was Dre I was the powdered wig yeah we had a power wig on I put

the costume on and we're talking about like freedom and liberty Eyes you are yeah oh my God it's a comedy show we're barbecued and then look look at that one I was dressed like an astronaut he was in a Ghillie suit that's great he's the best that's great I'm smart I do some of the best podcasts ever with him no he's so fun is this your first room ever oh no post Malone that was probably the first one I did post Malone yeah he definitely rules really I don't know he rules I'd Like Rules he's

great he's a great guy Nirvana thing was great he's [ __ ] great he's also really fun to hang out with we had a good [ __ ] time like it was a lot of fun we were laughing and he was talking about kicking Wolf's ass he's like I wish some [ __ ] ass wolf would try yeah but he was just talking [ __ ] and we were laughing hard man he's a funny dude man he's a funny dude like that dude could Be a comic all right no [ __ ] yeah he's a

funny dude he tells funny stories I wish a wolf would try I wish that [ __ ] ass wolf would try I mean we're barbecued and we're just talking nonsense I'm pretty sure we were drinking too it was a lot there was a lot going on in that episode but it was really fun but he's just a [ __ ] regular dude he's got a wild Talent well he starts really everybody's a regular guy exactly every single celeb they Started out regular yeah everybody and when they're not it's just a defensive mechanism exactly I feel

bad for the face tattoos how do you get a job he'll be uh kids like to face tattoos today Quiznos for some reason they won't hire me those face tattoos say I don't give a [ __ ] it's a red flag to an HR not a bad looking guy I guess he's a great looking guy good hairline yeah good hairline you gotta love the Hairline yeah solid look at those mitts your hands are [ __ ] wild dude yeah okay it looks like he's wearing the gloves yeah when I was little I had it was

very weird when I was young I imagine Joe Rogan blocks like when I first started doing martial arts I was skinny really skinny but I had these big ass hands and feet hmm it's weird days and dong it's dogs that's a rumor going around [Music] You know it's from that part of the world that's true if you're talking like us if you're over there if you're in England and you're doing like an impression of an American and you're talking like us it's probably hilarious but yeah it's funny that Boston is the transition it's still that's

still a little hang up from English yeah do you know sign language is different language in different countries oh no what a drag what a good chance to get it right here Communicate with each other yeah I had a chance to get that right gotta go to as soon as it gets scattered it's gonna be like Bitcoin it's gonna be like all these other dog coins like Irish Irish Thai language is different than English sign language and someone's probably gonna patent it and say no this is Ari sign language that's right everybody else is signing

language go [ __ ] yourselves but if you want to use this one I get a piece yeah What have you got arthritis too you can only talk to deaf people in Ireland that's a good point mark Normand I have a point that's a good point I'm just saying you're mute here's a true story Dave Foley from news radio cured his arthritis with CBD no really yeah I used to have like heavy arthritis in his hands like his hands didn't move well so you see you're taking CBD and it's just like completely it does yeah

yeah yeah I Don't know no 100 100 minimum at minimum it's the bomb but whatever it is rub that [ __ ] on sore joints it works like reduces inflammation did definitely reduces inflammation all right it definitely is good for you but that's your hike it's the best I feel the difference the combination of the two the thing is the big the big one is if you do THC with CBD that's always when I was in California and it was legal you could get these uh things from speedweed that were like one to one it

was like one THC to one CBD was phenomenal all right because it was like it would relax to you it's really good for the muscles but it also just got you a little tuned up and it's no side effects exactly and you can't get hooked on it and maybe an hour dude maybe have you ever tried those to help you sleep CBD like some CBD like sure C supplements I Have actually yeah that has helped it helps but it's not enough I need that punch I need a real knockout I know it's bad Ambien works

but it is rough like you wake up on the floor is less rough yeah yeah yeah I know a bunch of people that love the Ambien yeah bad news a lot of people in the production side of business or they're [ __ ] working constantly and they're overworked and over stressed and they gotta conk out because you gotta be Up in you know seven hours no matter what oh yeah pop it totally pop it let's go but it [ __ ] you you're wonky and if you wake up is it possible that you could wake

up and be fully ambient up still like like uh Venom right well that's those people were they were awake enough Venom in the Spider-Man yeah he was like yeah he would take over Peter Parker and then he like put him back to bed at the end of the night oh yeah I don't even know I was up crime fighting You haven't peed yet no it's dying to pee what's going on in this uh bubble you got here or you know this gun you got here I'm getting fried again uh how have you been with the

working out a lot of hoodies I've been good with the working out but if my food intake is off the charts also the also booze and we've been losing a little bit the problem with uh doing these like Sober October type deals yeah is when you get obsessed and you go through something for like a month at the end of it you want to celebrate and you don't want to do anything anymore and I've been trying to keep up the workouts and I'm going to make myself do five days a week but Jesus that's all

you got kids man it's not hard to do it you talk about your morning you aim for the [ __ ] Victory line like just stay strong until that Day then I'm good and then you take a week off and now it's a new habit now it's boozing boozing been boozing what about the kids not bad I'd like to have kids one day and I worry about the comedy they're gonna have some kids gonna go hey look at your dad's talking about pedophilia it's a real question well is that a thing it is a thing

now why do you handle that it's like Ed you you're an adult human being an adult human beings talk like that that's what They do it's an art form it's called stand-up comedy it doesn't mean he [ __ ] means those things right yeah you can talk a lot of [ __ ] in my house really yeah I let my kids talk all kinds of crazy [ __ ] oh that's fun I think it's fun if and if they crack on you and they get you it's funny that's healthy but it's also it's like teaching

them how to like banter with people so people don't make them feel bad now did they get [ __ ] from other people who don't like you Not that I hear about all right that's good to keep it to themselves a lot of bullies out there I still picture your kid like one years old so whatever I was just barely able to walk around yeah look it's bright it's super bizarre being any person that has kids yes like you're making little human beings that's the most bizarre all the other bizarre stuff the extra stuff that

comes with being famous that's not nearly as bizarre as just the making the human Being part that's wacky everybody gets that if you're if you're a parent everybody gets that which is the wackiest which is you just made a human yes and now they exist you got to teach them stuff and raise them and high-five them oh yeah and it's crazy you can do that on accident yeah it should be like one of them bad action movies where a president and the general have to turn the kids it should be that much it should be

Across these should have a sensor on your dick to make sure it's not hard yeah Bull and like he's getting close to hard he's he's his choices are getting very very touchy I have to pee but I don't want to look in the mirror it's going to [ __ ] me up I went and looked in the mirror it wasn't great yeah yeah we gotta look at that all day the small dick when you pee on yeah it wasn't great [ __ ] Blues Brothers over here look at these shades oh my God shade Gillis

ah shame girls Shake I mean you're doodling he's writing hostage notes you still have [ __ ] psychedelics was a good idea for this podcast I was like wait what I sure looks like the right size jar you did say no Good time zone Mark Norman I had a good time Mark's [ __ ] up he's [ __ ] up he's a weird [ __ ] guy I didn't know how weird he wasn't until you saw that stack of notes I'm reevaluating our friendship stack of notes [ __ ] [ __ ] up thing to

see why you're high too it's amazing insane well that's why he's so funny it's also like that style of jokes he has on stage yeah like he's off stage it's mine's still just going to this it's like but I mean Seeing that in the gym yeah like what one thing you have to miss you gotta admit you gotta admit that stack of notes it's like that's dedication oh yeah real dedication that's a crazy stuff it's crazy the way you organize it yeah but what this what he's writing down like that that amount of focus non-stop

he loves it yeah he loves it and he's he's great why are you so funny man yeah that's why he's one of the best yeah Yeah but he was struggling over like for that half hour he's actually giving Netflix I don't know and then at some point he was everyone's like you'll just write a new hour in like six months and goes oh yeah you're right yeah yeah it's so fast yeah he's an animal non-stop but seeing that thing I'm like dude you're gonna be walking real [ __ ] up you can't sit on your

ass like that with like one lump over here and one lump over there oh but the wallet bounces it Out you're not supposed to be sitting on it [ __ ] get a fanny pack [ __ ] look just like this they sell them everywhere yeah definitely don't get that there's another answer are you wearing fanny packs because I don't give a [ __ ] that's where I keep my keys you should care somewhat the value pocket what about your front pocket for your keys that's where the weed and the Fear Factor money goes still

laying them down yeah well guess what [ __ ] no man I like fanny packs because I don't like [ __ ] in my pockets you when you have to move fast if you want to like build up a flight of stairs and then you got this [ __ ] ChapStick in your [ __ ] pants go walk down an escalator it took him a minute yeah he tried to walk on it we were hanging out once you Commit to something like this halfway up I watched him the whole way I was like no way

he's gonna do this such a douchebag move too bad for all the people that are coming up they're like what the [ __ ] buddies like you're barely getting through the river yeah it was bad it was on the lounge too with a nice Lounge oh my God it was I was trying to go at the top we were going down he went down The escalator going up and he like I just said yes nobody does that it was bad uh yeah we make mistakes you know take that [ __ ] knot out of your

pocket please yeah just do me a favor get a backpack get something manly get something that you can live with manly what's more manly than live with pain baby you're gonna you're gonna [ __ ] your back up I'm telling you all right and once You do it's not good backs are real bad and doctors want to fuse them trust me I'll take the Percocet they want to replace discs you want to avoid that if you can all right if you can't scaring me now yeah yeah you want to listen to me let's go back

to the funny stories yeah you can't be [ __ ] sitting on a giant five it's very we were saying it's like it's an amazing like Testament to your dedication yeah we're being nice It's pretty dope we're like it's pretty dope it's kind of inspiring let's go back to this [ __ ] papers like that that's a lot of writing that's actually like yeah it's almost water it's all very old stuff don't be humble it's great humble you're a full-on joke writing psycho you are dude I just don't I love you I appreciate it you

just miss all of Them ninety percent of your shit's on discoveries is [ __ ] gibberish you hang out with him he's just right Gumball sometimes you're on the walk home you left Norman and you're just like no yeah I see what he said but dude it took me like a week and a half to figure out what your six million meant like believe in yourself I'm like dude you can make it you can get there that's Funny I'm giving him a pep talk I'm like I'm telling you eight million is real always back to

the Holocaust um so many complaints I was watching uh I watched that [ __ ] I might have talked about this before the devil next door that guy that was a guy that was a good movie I was high enough that it was very very funny is that a documentary like he was just an Ohio factory worker and somebody was like aren't you that SS card and he was Like what oh my God I was just [ __ ] Ivan the Terrible who's disabling old person he didn't go to Argentina he went somewhere else how

did he know the the look of a Nazi guy no no he was there a Bible this guy whoa that was a tough question here's the thing I was watching him for the first time it's very it's obviously it's extremely dark but it was funny just yeah if you imagine that he is just a factory worker that's just Like what yeah they're like no you're that guy he's like what if he's like yeah he wonder if he was not that I think he might be he's one of those guys that looks like Drake and you're

like that is him you're right and as you're getting older your face looks they're gonna [ __ ] playing to Jerusalem where they're gonna hang it yeah I'm telling you what a snitch but yeah that's not how he responded and every Single thing in the jury they're like are you with him he's like you're just like no yeah it's [ __ ] up do you think it was him last night yes yeah just because nobody if it was you on trial for were you the [ __ ] SS officer treblinky be like [ __ ]

no you think about the anti-back yeah it's me [ __ ] you guys yeah he hung in there Jesus too what happened did he get home now he got hung he hung In there yeah did they hang him they did no he died in prison oh he died wait did he die before five years since he died oh wait that's what happened he was appealing or something like that he died while he was appealing so according to their law he's not guilty this is that the thing he was not found there's not enough evidence to

find him guilty of being Ivan the Terrible but they did were like but we're able to guard I think legally Though once if you die while on trial you're not guilty oh I don't know isn't that a thing Cooperative innocent right but who cares you're dead anyway yeah you did but they try people uh yeah they no longer seek a determination as Guild or innocence yeah German legal system I guess German illegals when they have trials when people are done by your own rules huh yeah they've had like these mock Trials of people after they're

dead what are You doing oh sorry Ray Charles it's the true they've had those mock trials for people after this just so they can say like uh yeah what does that mean is that like a fake trial fake trial yeah is that just for publicity yeah are there actors Jamie's like slow down you know what I mean they'd like try people after they're dead they've had I feel like is that a thing they did something on TV recently I'm trying to find just so the Legal system can say like we all sir on the side

right right right we got a show tonight no no chance no cheers you're gonna have the best set of your life I'm definitely not going on stage tonight hungry I gotta eat let's do that too at about nine gram nine bars right now you can have an appetite for real I could eat [ __ ] Jesus show me your ways I'm not good at it I've gotten the tap a few times I got pissed too finally I have to pissed it I'll be right back all right damn it I needed 10 more minutes I could

Outlast it yeah six minutes I can keep going oh get out of here let's bomb beers competitive all right three hour mark we're three hours all right this is the cruising Zone holy [ __ ] what a [ __ ] podcast I don't know if it's good or bad up down left right gay straight but I'm having a blast I'll be honest man it's a very intense thing to be very high on mushrooms on the biggest one last episode in America then you just listen to the dumb [ __ ] conversation you're like what yeah

I was fighting through that thing that crypto thing I almost took a nap you know what I mean Jamie you go what the heck don't you sit around sometimes yeah that's what I do Jamie what do you want to talk about Dude nobody ever asked James that's true you don't want to know he's a quiet little guy he's not little dude Jamie's yes [Music] you got more guns than Rogan JD what time if you got let's let's do this you get to bring it up dude what's Jamie bringing up have you done an up they

need you on the the ones and twos yeah I've been on a show though sure oh Okay on all of them but yeah there's been a couple where I've been involved more oh that's fun without a guess but you're so mysterious The Man Behind the Curtis well let's keep it that way oh it's pretty good so I can't put it on me I'm just pushing between you oh we look like [ __ ] dumbasses oh what happened in the bathroom with Ari it's not great in there and Ari is in The bathroom peeing and his

dog is this far from the door and doesn't move the dog just sits there with with her nose and doesn't move that's the kind of love that you get from a rescue dog Ah that's not a dog that was like raised with love as a puppy that's a dog that's experiencing it's sad again it's dark again it's not dark it's a nice thing the dog loves him the dog loves the [ __ ] out of him but that kind of love you get that love it's A different kind of love that you get from dogs

that have experienced my wife was a rescue wait for the door it's beautiful yeah she's a nice lady a hell of a [ __ ] I like that picture of the two of you guys in that uh 2002 that old school BMW killer car and that thing runs like a top oh they're great cars man they're so well engineered you know that car saved BMW they were going under and that car brought them out of it Really yeah is it a manual oh yeah four speed it's a little go-kart it weighs like eight pounds yeah

it's probably pretty good to handle too right it handles great it's really it's fun to drive and those cars will [ __ ] run forever too oh yeah oh yeah I took it to the shop just to make sure and they're like it's perfect are you gonna spend some of that sweet sweet YouTube money on a nice car I think you need one son yeah with that money could buy maybe a Nice 16 one I've been trying to talk you into BMW for years you probably got like an 89 Jetta with that money you need

them nicely maybe a Civic a BMW M3 it's a four-door Ari shaffir v30 is nice it's a very sophisticated car it's very excited to Doodle BMW insignias when I was like in high school was it the ovens really yeah you should get one get it until you're drunk get an M4 get the coupe and see your your what is this your high society that's the M3 yeah They're so sporty oh that's right I just don't want to go through the trouble of just buying it yeah that looks like it's always been like three days buying

a car it's a lot of research just do the paperwork turn around look at that shingles well like that's an ugly color with that weird that's just a weird rap you want me driving that [ __ ] into that car that car is amazing guy yeah yeah you see that one that little silver one that Chevy Crew It's so well balanced the one that looks like it's been in an accident New York version of the same car oh yeah I guess everyone is ugly with these big openings yeah that's so ridiculous those things the grill

but that's what you need Ari that's what I did okay you know I need an E46 you don't need that you need to get a horse get yourself into the mountains around New York You don't even need the M3 the milk bucket he's more of a rickshaw guy get yourself a nice three series Chevy Cruze now we're talking now get some groceries in the back that thing's got some whip in it because it's going so fast [Laughter] overhead lights are going off automatically what's the card that brings the least excitement when you see it the

problem That blue color oh my God wait a minute I'll be honest that's a good rental you get a rental car [Laughter] [Music] Tesla came in and [ __ ] right in their face is that what the Prius looks like now they're trying okay that looks pretty good they got a lot better looking than the old ones look at that look at that one get it from the top That gold one uh right there the next one yeah that one it's a delete from the top and this was starving Elon Musk bro that's a Prius

now that's a good looking car I disagree no if you feel silly driving that thing you feel silly with that yeah why Kill Bill gets out of that car are you driving that do you dress like a [ __ ] that's a cool looking little car you guys are out of your mind it's too much just for normal use it's a [ __ ] Toyota it's too much what for Normal use because I'm six too much sex for normal use yes talking about sex I think uh it's sexy I think that's a good looking little

car I don't know the old ones used to look like [ __ ] Volkswagen round whenever Greg Simmons would show up in his prayer something like Gregory yeah yeah that's that I need a Mustang that's it that's the old one Larry David that one's ridiculous that does suck that's just like we don't give a [ __ ] what it looks like you're sensible just Get there you know your life's not filled with joy sounds going off we're at a stoplight it went off completely oh cool I remember that it was a big deal yeah everybody's

engine shuts off at every stoplight like what and that weird then it starts back up yeah or you just press that button override yeah I hate the button the fuel I like a real Yank A yanker you're driving like an ancient car Agents 50 years old Bavaria no no 2002 oh two yeah yeah and it's tiny like the person is next to you it's weird yeah but it's probably a lot of fun it's uh that's your daily driver you're driving that around I drive to gigs in Jersey and DC or you know Upstate once a

month once a month like a menstrual never [ __ ] up on you not once you got a good guy that fixes it I got a hell of a guy that's important yeah he's in Jersey look at the interior it's look at that Radio that's a stock radio look at the things dude that is [Applause] you're actually listening to the radio yeah dude you are [ __ ] up this is crazy he's listening to AM radio because that's the only option on that [ __ ] thing I can't afford a license plate oh you can

see it's leaning a little bit boys If if we were born 20 years earlier we'd be on AM radio but is it a great old ladies drove those to work like you had to just shift it up yeah crazy yeah well if you go to other countries they still do it in Italy everybody's still driving their manual but also there's no crumpled Zone on that come guzzling you're done you're doing an accident did you get hit it's there's not a lot there no you're done no airbag yeah not a lot there Those old cars are

interesting you ever had an airbag hit you no it sucks I bet it's not you get covered in powder really flipped in high school and we landed in a ditch and the airbag popped you hit your head pretty bad yeah we were upside down a what I undid the Buckle I fell I dropped before that it's like when you thought you were funny I was a preacher so badly Something that happened dude oh yeah we were tubing Louisiana [ __ ] with your brain oh yeah I didn't know how to write a joke before bro

how many Comics became Comics after head injuries oh Roseanne and Kennison yeah those are big ones maybe you too hon save their life because of it maybe you too good band maybe Shane how many times oh yeah you went to a good college I used to be smart well you know your history You know the Crusades like the back of your right now I love the Crusades I watch a YouTube video on it's [ __ ] fascinating Crusades is funny you bit about the dudes who like history is [ __ ] hilarious yeah you're just

gonna be I love it to be Republican yeah it's right if you go over a guy's house he's got a book on Thomas Jefferson's front shelf like that's so true this guy's voting red I love your Uh werewolf bit too I don't even do it anymore but I've been quoting that all over town yeah I gotta do it that's a great bit about how like becoming a Republican's like turning into a werewolf oh yeah there's so many black people in these commercials it's funny I went home for Thanksgiving I got to watch my dad watch

TV ah it's been so long since I saw an old man watching TV yeah it's great what was that like he's just got to watch the old Guys have to watch commercials all day that's who the commercials are for they're just grilling old guys yeah how Wild is that a lot of coin a lot of plates come over to plates are still going crazy watching commercials now yeah I get to see the Fox Fox News commercials are the best I'm Mike Lindell are you the victim of a conspiracy behind him is a picture of Jesus

[Music] Oh [ __ ] he lost his marriage over that pillow he made it in the basement the wife was like come up he's like [ __ ] you [ __ ] wow is that a quote yeah yeah it's on the pillow wow what a dude Jesus and the lion this is the [ __ ] and then an eagle and a folded flag together in that picture he's got the last supper at the back he's got the crossbow and I think that might be green Screen too no no no it might be dude that's his

office it's not green screen it's weird imagine walking in there you'd be like what the [ __ ] wrong with you dude Jesus with a lion you would know exactly what you can and can't say to that guy yeah oh yeah tell them you're transitioning he'll shoot you with a shotgun he really would yeah [Music] the door would slam with a metal gate And then you'll be done uh homophobia it's funny it's weird how prevalent it is that dude's actually with like certain right-wing people it's weird how prevalent it is like when I I've had

many conversations with people that just don't think that gay people should be allowed to get married I'm like what are you so are you anti-freedom like what the [ __ ] that's a good point about they just think they have a stronger like hold on they're Want to Define that it's only between a man and a woman that's what it means like it's like it's a made-up thing Jamie brought it up after uh Matt Walsh had left well he and I had a conversation where Jamie you brought up the like wasn't Nero married to like

man there's a bunch of all the Greeks or Romans yeah yeah it goes back to English yeah I think he said he had two husbands or boyfriends or something like that Nero yeah once in a while more pleasure Well there's a big difference in husbands or boyfriends boyfriends go [ __ ] themselves the husbands get a piece of the booty I mean by by that I mean loot Pirates yeah yeah yeah that was an accident that's where booty comes from yeah no maybe anyway I got seizures seizure that's too much the perfect amount here it

is Roman homosexuality was not Expressed with romantic love but with uh riotous orgies it's often linked to Notorious Emperor Nero a hedonistic ruler who married both women and men a man who's believed to have enjoyed penetrated being penetrated by his well-endowed husband Romo he just went after it Nero just went after it good for him wow live it up but that was her life that was also that was that at that time of the world that was Way more common I think why do you think that is I could be wrong but with Nero I

think that a lot of it could be like historians have looked back and been like maybe that was political like smearing like all the rumors we have about him that he was nuts and he did all this it's just oh really later yeah [ __ ] gay guy [ __ ] a bunches interesting yeah just the enemy's propaganda to survive but there are paintings of some real gay [ __ ] this is Yeah yeah for back in the day I mean for lack of a better technical term yes yes [Laughter] yeah no it's always existed

it's exists in like someone sent me something that exists in like more than um different animals doesn't it but we're the only thing I just saw a video of some kid talking about like he said 1500 in that video 1500 different animals are homosexual homophobic except like us I knew your dog was gay dude Girl bro they could be gay he's a Butt Bandit maybe I don't care I'll brace him oh you're a sweetie yeah there you go I was telling them you pick up the house somewhere if you've embrace my gay dog dogs lick

their own butthole they lick their own balls your dog waits outside the door to the bathroom well like only like a rescue dog ever would it's just because she was like like um she was born into captivity she wasn't even like Her mom was rescued but she was pregnant ah Skip's a generation her mom was rescued when she was correct yeah so she's never had any trauma so it's not really no no that's not a rescue it's it's from a rescue but it was born into a rescue well when did you get her how old

was she when you got her a month a month yeah maybe two and when she so she was in this rescue shelter for a month yeah that alone maybe yeah no for sure they were great They loved her I'm sure they're great I'm sure they're great about the whole winner they're all having such a blast man in some lady's apartment to know that oh it's an apartment yeah there was a good time there at that shelter they were having a blast I have not given her the same Life That's Good well the dog just loves

you then yeah that dog just sits outside I had it in my head I had a narrative all made up wrong because like it was a rescue dog You probably got it was three months old it's the best dude you come out I've been here for two hours and she's like what happened yes oh yeah how old is she three just over three and you've had her since she was three years old so so three late August to like late November so would she like right we sold this I'm like right after yeah good for

you you're happy you got a special you're ugly I mean you're doing great [Laughter] all right delete it accidentally deleted everything do you remember what Michigan played Ohio State all right you [ __ ] jerk I find it hilarious when dudes like get very hurt about a team where they don't even live in that place anymore um I [ __ ] love it dude it gives you hope I think it's fun It's better oh really what'd you say waste your time the cut guys I had a great time all right Ohio Stevens class dude a

bunch of class acts in [ __ ] Columbus Ohio that's a good City to Columbus really yeah Family Ties Columbus Ohio ah are you showing your age there yeah what what do they have there it's honest it's not a punch line they got a funnier funny bone is in Columbus that's great funny the flagship that's a Great one God hates flags have you ever seen the all roads lead to Rome like all roads lead the room I don't know how saturated this is wow is this real I've seen this going around it could be exaggerating

every road darkened some lines and whatnot you know looks Mike like my ex-wife's legs if that's really how the Romans traveled those now have turned into modern day roads and highways and Jesus Christ That's awesome it looks like arteries do you think that pattern just like at least yeah with everything it exists with blood oh whoa yeah I feel like this is how you draw it you can do all roads Czech Republic if you wanted I think they exaggerated this a lot because they darken the middle lines and they look like veins of a leaf

but the same with Boston it all comes back back to Boston it's all these uh outside stuff Worcester and I'm reaching it no he pulled it on you I asked the guy why are the Boston Comics so it's like Patrice and Louie and stano but all these guys Dane Cook and just Gary Goldman just keeps going it's just so many Boston guys and he said well it's because of the outside towns like we act like it's Boston but it's all the outside but I'm like still That's awesome it's a lot well that's enough people to

provide that's pretty good for what outside yeah the reason why it got so good is because there was a core guys of re really funny guys in the early 80s and everybody just kind of like imitated them and that was like Barry crimmins and then Clark and Don Gavin and those [ __ ] animals Sweeney yeah uh Mike Donovan those those guys back in that Chinese restaurant The Ding Ho they look established call me there It's a question oh it was apparently it was the [ __ ] and the guy lost it in like a

gambling match they had to close the place down but the place was the [ __ ] I missed that era but that era produced these Comics that were so [ __ ] funny and you go to see guys like Don Gavin live he'd be like holy [ __ ] I just quit comedy that guy was so [ __ ] funny dude it was crazy he would see him murder in like the 80s and 90s like I should just quit like why am I Doing this why isn't he famous movie He Never Left Joe's movie yeah

yeah yeah yeah I met him he's nice he's a great guy he just never left there's a lot of those guys who just never left never left yeah it was pre YouTube it couldn't get specials and you know in in town they were the funniest people you'd ever seen in your life they were so good they were and they made a great living in Boston and they they shattered the whole Nebishy thing these like Woody Allen kind of uh Dewey like oh we're all awkward and they're like no no we're doing blowing these guys were

all six foot two punching each other doing coke fighting with the cops like they were wild people man wild people that's why I got into comedy it's like it was a different sort of like thing in Boston and it was because of those guys like these people that started out in the beginning and then oddly enough Steven Wright oh yeah he was The Outsider there Steven Wright popped on The Tonight Show and everybody was like what is going on in Boston and then all these other guys like when is my turn coming up it's a

great documentary about it when you stand up stood out that's right because he was so the opposite of those guys you should stand up stood out yeah it's amazing it's uh fran solomita did it he was a comic from uh Boston and he made this documentary it's just all About that era where everybody was like scrambling to get on television and Gold Rush yeah yeah there's a lot of great comments when they do the whole uh how do you want to get paid white or green really to me yeah or cash I'm like just give

me the money look every time yeah but they sold it Coke every time yeah they sold it so it's like if I could do two weeks agree to actually turns out I need green Yeah yeah exactly like groceries who here has done Coke and then gone on stage nope Jamie not Jimmy no no never on stage Joey said it was the worst it was the worst really adderall's the worst because it wears off similar but Coke aware for 15 minutes then you're on stage on a come down uh I don't think that's what Joey was

saying Joey was saying that he was like there's No love Joe Rogan yeah there's no connection with those people you're just like [ __ ] you're just the coked up Maniac you're not making any connections with those people yeah but what about Robin Williams was all coaches apparently good point yeah but they were a good point we gotta we gotta ask him I don't think Pryor was getting coked up before he was performing like when he did that he was ready he was on coke he had a Party waiting for him when he got off

I'll be ready Rob Williams was on stage on it for sure oh yeah do you think Tennyson was later maybe later yes that we just saw yeah he was jacked up there's something to have that confidence I think that was just him at The Comedy Store every [ __ ] night the guy told him before and it's like dude we're gonna let you go that's you just be yourself here yeah yeah before That's wild he took all those great bits and took the cuss words out and they were still great yeah true they were great

bits man I didn't even realize how many bits he had done on that show there was a lot of [ __ ] in that bit oh yeah he's still murdered look at my face yeah but then Letterman years later wouldn't let Hicks do his joke and so he's like what what happened man he flipped he cut his whole set right yeah the Billy Ray Cyrus chunk wait why Ken is so set Because he had an abortion bit yeah and so he was in his hotel it is a moral enjoying a cigar in the bathtub yeah

who was Bill Hicks when he found out about it I think did his set did what he wanted to do the material went great killed goes back makes a bath lines in there lighting a cigar enjoying ourselves like [ __ ] we did it give himself a little bit of pleasure and then he finds out they're cutting it this is the rumor I Mean this is the the floor let's go with that because it's a great way they might have and they were like no your thing they're still fighting in an article mm-hmm wow you

know why would they cut it because it because of abortion because of the country at the time was like yeah yeah that guy that guy always had something to say whether you thought it was the funniest thing you've ever heard before or not that's not but he [ __ ] Always had something to say yeah yeah yeah sure always had something to say to the point where you would walk away you're like what am I doing like why how come I don't have anything to say nah people would like question how they were doing comedy

after they'd see him do comedy a lot of bad the point where the punch line in Atlanta they had a thing in the green room and said quit being Hicks quit trying yeah exactly yeah that's right so many guys wanted to be Profound they saw this guy but it's like they're [ __ ] jokes you got to be funny too you can't just be the preacher yeah awesome yeah yeah you know like uh I like I like preacher but I'm just saying people got too important yeah I tried doing this with this special I was

like you gotta follow Norman yeah at the style of this thing you got to be able to these have to be Normal jokes to follow everybody hey well that's why it works so well but I think back then there wasn't enough information about where the art form was going and so like people were just trying stuff and it hadn't been done before you got to be like Kennison branches out never been done before you have this new guy and then he comes along with Kennison he's in that Outlaws of Comedy so Kennison and Hicks hung

out together that's why they have similar Facial features yeah you see like that bit right it's very similar to the way uh when I first saw Kennison and then I saw Hicks I saw Hicks at the comedy connection I was like what like a lot of the sounds he makes so like the same kind of sound they just hung out a lot yeah they hung out a lot oh yeah so they you know whoever knows I don't know who was the originator of it but Hicks was very original oh yeah yeah man like that young

man on acid bed yeah Oh my God Google Bill Hicks young man on acid it's a [ __ ] genius [ __ ] his closer on the way I found the article about him getting banned and being oh there you go this is like uh here's the title comic I write yeah what is that does it say that he found out while he was in the top down or these ads are up top Yeah women the screens are downer oh he's in his hotel room yeah I'm pretty sure he was in the bathtub with a

cigar I said Dave gave him a vanish to guard during the break yeah that was it he decided to smoke that cigar in his hotel room Robert Morton called him up and said that hicks seven six minute set touched too many hot spots and in order to axed Hicks said Morton told him according to Hicks Morton said he fought tooth and nail to save it Late Show Representatives meanwhile are saying for the record that the decision was a joint one between the network and the show's Producers that it didn't fit into the show's set of

Standards spokeswoman Rosemary Keenan Bill Hicks said the show's producers had reviewed an okayed headset yeah a week before when he was bumped for time constraints from an earlier program he blames the network for what he considers a blatant Act of censorship and he says it's absolutely hick said it's absolutely stunning to me the contempt in which the Network holds the audience Hicks said the idea that these people have standards is laughable nice dude he said I performed this stuff for my mom on her porch in Little Rock Arkansas he said I even wore a delightful

new outfit with fall colors I didn't wear black he's mocking them he's like [ __ ] you I get it I'm fine I had a cancer eat [ __ ] well that was also like when one of his last sets right yeah that was a big moment oh really yeah yeah it was one of His last sets oh damn he smoked like a chimney yeah he knew that yeah pancreatic you ever see the ducky the documentary on him where he's a kid he's like I think he's 14 maybe doing stand up and he's funny yeah

really he's doing impressions of his teachers and it's killing I think when you're a guy like that and you're traveling around the world you're constantly creating and you're constantly trying to like [ __ ] Figure out a way to entertain yourself and entertain people at the same time and you're really smart yeah and you're working with a lot of people that are doing like really dumb [ __ ] that's what you get yeah you get a guy that's just like I'm happy to fill your lives with entertainment You couldn't possibly think up yourself and he

would say that and just the strut on stage like that yeah and he did hell gigs oh my God I watched him bomb at the Next comedy stop oh really I got a bomb like me and Greg Fitzsimmons watched a bomb cleared the room there's a guy named Larry Norton comic on a Harley and Larry I guarantee that guy murdered definitely a good guy too very nice guy but uh you know he's doing like the cartoon characters about cartoon characters smoking pot and [ __ ] he's murdering so uh and then and then Hicks goes

on afterwards and I mean clears the room clears the room there's like 50 People left and we were dying 50 people left we were dying and he never once cracked like it never looked like it bothered him in the slide was it sunny yeah it was funny man it was funny we were laughing we were laughing Fitzsimmons and I were laughing it was ridiculous he he was funny man and he didn't lose his timing he didn't lose his composure like I've had bombs playing to his audience which was you guys in the back yeah there

was Definitely that and there's 50 people still in the audience I really did enjoy it for just young people that were kind of wild but it was something happened between the shift from Larry Norton comic on a Harley to Bill Hicks the audience is just not ready they're just like whoa back then Nick's comments bro that was a that was a gentle one Knicks would set people up they would have like Billy Crystal headline for the Weekend and they'd put Steve Sweeney Don Gap and Lenny Clark all these freaks around the killers on in front

of them and they would destroy these guys are like the best Headliners you ever saw in your life and they only have to do like 20 minutes so they're coming out their guns Blaze Harley that's him man do you think hardly ever had to follow kicks and go oh I hate falling this guy's too serious don't put his material up there there's no need that but anyway so this Is the guy so he goes up that's a later watch nice guy by the way he goes up he goes up kills and we had it was

like such a lesson in the composure of a guy bombing because like it never affected him like it was wild because I you know I've never bombed and not felt terrible like why was happening that's the worst you feel like your timing's off you know you just stayed in it yeah he was like I know he was Smiling he was doing this bit where uh it's like John Davidson gets [ __ ] up the ass and like I already love it John Davidson was the host of like uh one of those show like that's incredible

like one of those shows and uh he gets was it that was Hollywood Hollywood Squares so he gets [ __ ] up the ass by the devil and the devil implants implants his scaly semen inside his body and then this guy has to [ __ ] it out on the toilet as he's [ __ ] it out on The toilet the hips is sitting there grunting and [ __ ] like and he and he looks around and goes Yep this usually clears the room people are just getting up in droves leaving it was pretty wild

I'm sure you played the [ __ ] video oh yeah yeah that's amazing I just love the idea of an audience member going to his wife like we should go right like yeah it's not gonna go back to him for like two minutes [Music] the commitment Fitzsimmons and I were crying we're 21. we just started doing comedy we have friends there was he I don't know man he just loved what he was doing I didn't know anybody on the show who was connected to anybody this is the cup this is the [ __ ] video

yes who yelled to someone in the audience and she's a [ __ ] I typed in John Davidson this is what Popped up yeah oh yeah [Music] well he wanted to elevate their standards and one of the ways you elevate someone's standards to feel like you're that guy Market are you mock yeah you might like get your [ __ ] [ __ ] together wear better clothes Listen to Better music shut the [ __ ] up yeah you know in a lot of ways Joey Diaz Mirrors those those those thoughts dude one time me and

Joey were at the La Jolla comedy store with Kelly Kirsten and I was too dirty and they were like you could tell people were like annoyed and so then after me Kelly was on stage and some old couple was out out in the side and they come out hey this is just dirtier and dirtier and Joey stands up and yells at him he's like get the [ __ ] out he hadn't been on yet he was like we Don't watch him here beat it wow oh it was great I was some young comic like you

could do that to people just get him out well it's real easy to go hey they're walking away I should change I should not be that guy the [ __ ] thing about Tommy when you come into comedy and there's you don't know who's going to be there so if you go to the coffee store on a Tuesday night and you don't know any of the people's names he's just gonna go And hope you see comedy the Styles go up and down and different right it's like see it's like it's a personal guy and go

oh I like this how about last night [Music] rubbing my arm I look up you're like well the Styles go up and down and they're different I can't do it dude shut up you know what it's like it's like music like if you have just Live videos no one would ever have live music we have rap music next to the country right no you're right I gave a rap yeah you would never you would never have all that on one show without telling people what's going no but he got Leslie Jones exited jesel neck it's

like what the [ __ ] is this right and then love that guy he's a [ __ ] beast how's he doing he's great he's great how does he pay those Escape Fest oh good yeah he Was yeah I saw a photo um he should be a national there's no chance I'm doing stand-up what do you mean you're gonna do it well it's only 5 30. it's not 5 30. be fine can we at least prep the crowd and let him know we've taken a lot of uh we'll be down by that three more hours

we'll be totally fine yeah we need boost to stay even no we need it we should switch the coffee what time is It the lightning [ __ ] so Ride the Lightning [ __ ] shirts yes Ride the Lightning [ __ ] is going to be my new special that's the name sacred clown because that's the name of the tour but now Let's Ride the Lightning [ __ ] I love it get a big unicorn I don't know if I can be on mushrooms sun in that Green Room you can you'll be down by then

three hours you'll be done true bro how about the Green Room we're Setting up that's a great new place shout out new Rogan Club it's [ __ ] great it's a beauty [ __ ] it's a peach people can't wait when I walk around in the man I don't even believe it's real The Comedians bars that's insane it's yeah that'll get shitty never been treated me it wasn't me I wanted every party I'm gonna fight you in there what is that nice they're building the you can see the building where we're all Gonna fight each

other yeah yeah how do we prevent all that stupid [ __ ] that's just gonna happen you're gonna be like a taken outside policy yeah deal with this not in here learn to be [ __ ] civil with each other you gotta fight on the tunnel fight in the tunnel go find the tunnel oh man come down the tunnel you're going on but we should have boxing gloves down there get it all out that's not fair because Then big guys who [ __ ] small guys ah good point it's like Vikings steal their girls yeah

come on Todd Barry put the [ __ ] gloves how horrible that is that's a terrible idea get the [ __ ] gloves out of here that can never be enough we'll just go tasers wow yeah you can yeah taste each other yeah get it out it's amazing how few people have tasers You imagine that should be something you have on you all the time yeah if some guy starts [ __ ] you can just shut them off with a button why don't you have that my dad my buddy my buddy's dad was a cop

and he had brought his taser out one night and we had a blast [ __ ] Louisiana but one of the most Louisiana things ever today we're like do the lowest setting and you put your ankle out bro he was studying He was playing football yeah cow Farms you would go touch the [ __ ] wires no [ __ ] way yeah you won't touch the why are we trying to heal yourself you hold hands with your friends and see how see how much you can all get shocked right yeah it's so funny did you

really so you all held hands until one of them touched the wire yeah oh my god did anybody It's like everything else like some people like a certain amount of time and I'll kill you other people take it every week and Seroquel apparently it's not good apparently not but we used to do uh we used to steal shrooms from cow Farms yep and then we'd get shot at like they'd be like God damn boy it'll be gone today yeah well where Duncan used to live in Asheville they actually started feeding the cows some Anti-fungal food

no microbiome so the cow I don't even know if it worked but the cows produce [ __ ] that fungus couldn't grow in bummer yeah you're adding money you're a [ __ ] overhead just to give people less Joy which you should do with those guys if you were like [ __ ] White Oaks pastures where everything is like regenerative farming you'd have a mushroom Harvester yep if you lived in a sane world you could sell those Mushrooms to your neighbors dude in Chiang Mai everybody start the hippies start going to the elephant pastures and

then they were like they were like why are uh why are these is coming on our [ __ ] elephant pastors out late night and they figured it out and they're like hey you guys are good we're selling this we're selling this yeah dude I wrote on those elephants they're great I wrote an elephant all the way to Chiang Mai down to the river what a Powerful experience what were you doing up there I was just [ __ ] up trying to do it I didn't want to do it my family wanted to do it

my one of my kids fell off a [ __ ] elephant because my perception is that like they don't want to be ridden they don't want to be ready but they don't give a [ __ ] because they're so big it's literally like a kitten on your shoulders right you don't feel like anything to them it's but I Don't think they like it I mean yeah the worst part is when they play harmonica and you're like that's not natural harmonica yeah you never saw him take a harmonica and start playing it really harmonica yeah yeah

they play harmonica then or they'll draw a painting with their Tusk I've seen that yeah with their their nose that's beautiful it's crazy that they can do that they can draw an elephant they're pretty good beautiful It's beautiful that's beautiful bro I went over this guy I went over this guy's house once he was like a big time Hollywood agent like and he had this house in Aspen beautiful house Harvey walked in his house and he had this he had this uh thing on the wall and I said I said is this from his kid

did his kid make this like and they go no that's uh you know whatever the [ __ ] it is some Famous artist that had never heard of before they just said some name I don't remember the name yeah and then what is that worth I go what is that worth they're like that's 150 000 piece that's worth 150 000 I go I thought of his kid without malice you're like that's nice I mean the number 150 I'm just making it up I don't really remember sure but it was something crazy like that where I

was like what are you Talking about it's a good investment I thought his kid made that the [ __ ] nonsense you people think I got a pile of [ __ ] on you all this is what happens to these people that have too much money they spend it on they just find yachts and [ __ ] houses and things yeah pull it up oh yeah we started talking about that earlier it's not the it's not Valencia it's somewhere who is an artist what someone who's a designer well hold on did you look at the

artwork put on Your [ __ ] thing I can't be seen seriously right now uh what does that mean wait so wait wait what happened that means this I can't be on camera stay strong hey hold it together I need you to stay strong I don't like it not a good sign I need you to stay strong what happened what happened with blizzard well blenciano had some [ __ ] up ad or like photo shoot but in the background they had the books of this one artist they All love this artist and the art the

artwork's like [ __ ] children it's it's bad dude pull it up I don't know it's really like the darkest weirdest art possible they apologize because they said that like someone made that and that was no what was in the background that wasn't the main but like this [ __ ] that is awesome castrated toddlers what the f wait are they bleeping out a painting what is this is castrated toddler and Kanye is The bad guy what scrap Balenciaga campaign features Background by painter whose work included castrated toddlers oh my God what the [ __

] bro it's just paintings who's this yeah but if you look at them all you had a lot of paintings of castrated beer what are you gonna do for the next 60 hours of your life Ari for sure like who the [ __ ] are you like why is that in here why is that in your ad Campaign anyone else hard is that's right you're all going well maybe it's like uh it seems children maybe there was like a message she was trying to convey with it yeah it's pretty bad news yeah don't even show

me this that painting is this is so cool like what what kind of messages is that what was he trying to say it's like is there a way that you can interpret that charitably we could Say like he's trying to say something about circumcision he's probably was probably something there right we're all served right yeah well if you think yeah that's a [ __ ] up thing man a lot of people lose their dicks huh yeah what when babies get circumcised a lot of them they get infections they wind up losing their penises it's a

certain amount of them every year well I will say there's a certain amount every year where that happens lose their dicks to The [ __ ] circumstances do it the right way let's find out let's find out what the number is yeah that's the problem when you don't suck off that dick well people died that way you're such a dick do you know people who've got shoes what what people have died that way which way to survive they have a long life charitable terrible life no no baby babies have died Rabbi from that right isn't

that true yeah yeah herpe JB can You Google the first one what was the first time history is one of the greatest Jamie juice crossing the street we've all decided the streets just across the street it was how many people lose their penises due to circumcision that's all so good that's also a good road we can even split screen Dudes crossing streets cheers what does that mean Jews across the street during a marathon it's like frog they just run through the marathon that's hilarious Flatbush Avenue and that was you you were doing that [ __

] we're gonna live in a place where there's a [ __ ] Marathon did you have to dress like that no no no why those guys those guys ruled I was trying I was a phony those guys ruled What are you supposed to do what are you supposed to do when a marathon goes by and you want to cross the street I've had this did you play Frogger like that when I live next to The Comedy Store that the LA Marathon came by there I was like I live right there can I park my car

and the cops are like no there's no break you can't man choose marathons for how long I don't beat it dude I don't know [ __ ] fill your time with something They shut the whole city down that is so odd only time to [ __ ] yourself in public that's right that's true you can just hold it in just for that moment marathons mccusker my buddy was talking about [ __ ] at the beginning of a marathon just right away and he's like you appear so brave he's been running with [ __ ] dripping

down his legs I'm scared of guns the king like he doesn't even bother he Doesn't even bother holding it in him that's a sketch oh my God you run me [ __ ] right away you probably have a wider birth people like get out of your way more those people what this is all that does that just tells me [ __ ] like this yeah and you're like oh no you have hours in this left so I'm really sick you're really [ __ ] sick what am I doing my life [Music] Wow what stunning that's

how half these podcasts every one of these podcasts ends with one of us like sorry earlier all right he's like you two half marathon that's 13 [ __ ] miles that was after 13. that was earlier because he didn't [ __ ] right at the end it's a photo yeah Max but even if you're doing 13 miles like if a marathon nobody else shits themselves it's very Nice it's very common it is but also oh look at this guy I know that face shits himself doing race finishes top of category anyway [ __ ] category

[ __ ] [ __ ] and running [Applause] [Music] all right do you get prize money half marathon another one I mean if there's money on this yes you got it for money you got to Go people people no everyone else there was not executed that was a Chinese marathon it's a Shanghai half marathon yeah oh so he's over there eating Shanghai food too an hour six minutes right yeah imagine if you knocking out of oil you fly over there you have some street tacos right before the race oh my God yeah you [ __

] yourself that's showing Commitment if you keep going I Am any one he beat the African that's all he wanted couldn't stand his own smell once he was running it is the eye of the tiger but also he started throwing up is that kind of a nice analogy I like you see the moment wait when's he beat him is this right when he's gonna he's getting torched by these Africans once you use the propeller fuel oh there he goes well it's happening right there it is Nope no he just runs where is it I wanted

to squirt he probably barely [ __ ] himself like Mark Norman did earlier Shark Tank yeah as he's running across that Finish Line like you ever see the guy that doing the flip and then they just play Black Horse with [ __ ] [ __ ] going back [Music] the most beautiful thing at the same time flip the [ __ ] and they just play it Backwards genius you sure that's not Stevo uh flipped and [ __ ] at the same time but it is a Stevo type of thing yeah I don't know there was

a moment where I couldn't stop laughing at everything oh man I was freaking out for a second yeah it was too much for a little bit to die now huh oh we're gonna do a show in time whoa yeah it's like a a missile don't watch on Ridiculousness watch it on uncensored Look at this look at that [ __ ] I love this guy on Instagram this guy that's insane because so much yeah what kind of confidence do you have in the ability to take a quick [ __ ] is he tensed up he was

doing it and then he just she just shot I understand but the volume the volume was quite a lot if you ask me can I reproduce that I'm like no sir no way no stop me if we've told this story before but my friend used to take funny [ __ ] in school oh yeah yeah did I tell you this Bro he was he would go there was no doors on the Stalls so he would come up with a new way to [ __ ] every [ __ ] day he would come up with a

funny way to [ __ ] so sometimes he'd be laying on top dude hold himself up in the roof of the stall like [Laughter] might have been like San Jose Improv but uh we go we go into the bathroom it's Joey Diaz Joe Rogan go take a look at where I left you I'm gonna go what what Are you talking about we I opened up the toilet and there's a log oh my God like like a drowning sailor that was pulled onto the shore at the time he was too big to sit on the toilet

[Music] [Laughter] the beached whale it was ridiculous there's so many milligrams of weed in that [ __ ] oh my God if you smelled that [ __ ] you could get high nobody can put Weed away with Joey not a human that's ever lived my buddy shut your mouth a psycho guy he would ruin parties and he we had these uh houses the grandfather clock and the pool guy you know and there was a house with a there was a heater Grain on the uh on the floor you know the heat would come out any

[ __ ] on the ground like a Hibachi just the whole party in about 20 minutes was like what the [ __ ] is that wait a minute you're talking to A guy who's [ __ ] in a tupperware and open it up on gang Fest it was not [ __ ] it was Avenged sevenfold's latest album it was just it was the best man what a stupid joke he also [ __ ] in a fish tank once uh my friend that's what I want your friend's [ __ ] a fish tank yeah he was

kind of a legend he got kicked out of college I haven't seen him since yeah I shouldn't a tupperware for Jay's birthday I cover it in paper rapid paper yeah you opened it up and it was just [ __ ] clear Mickey Gall was there it cleared Rob Bennington was there they were like what the [ __ ] dude yeah Jay was outside it was an Old Creek Jay was in the in the bar he goes what the [ __ ] is that oh my God you gave someone [ __ ] for a run back

yeah that's when he started wearing two glasses at once dude He's the best he's so crazy dude was he on the stage yeah oh my God you did that in front of him a day and a half earlier Ronnie Fez was a great show great show yeah that was a fun show to listen to yeah follow on a he has the unmasked man that was unmasked awesome you did one I did it on a mask it's he is the best interviewer the only eight days number one you know you think the fact that that those

two guys separated and just went completely Separate ways and yeah we were just watching it last night baby the baby bird well you think it's done it doubles down how much puke is Gonna Come All right you know that's the origin of everything we do everything was on air and then Ron and Fez yeah you think so maybe stern was before that it's definitely started for me with Stern yeah and then what Ona was that was different was it was a hang there's a hangout that's true for the Record this guy that has his head

tilted back said if you make me an intern that Duffy that's Pat no he was already an intern so I thought that's how he got to be no no no no no no I don't think so yeah I'm pretty sure he'd already like scrubbed his teeth with cat [ __ ] he'd done a bunch of other things really yeah I thought that's the day he was like I'll do this you might if you elevate me you might be right but I'm not sure but it's my it was my recollection that they Had a bunch of

stories about him already he ate uh puke that someone put Fruit Loops in yes that was that day yeah earlier that day he was like puking I have fruit loops and I'll eat it what is he drinking he's heavily diabetic and he took an eggnog shot a minute how many people were here from all over me you Burr hey who else maybe Voss this guy's a chance Patrice was not there oh I thought he was no it was uh Opie Anthony and someone named it the baby bird might have been Burr this guy it was

cumia [Music] [Music] oh who had to clean this they had a tarp set up [Laughter] [ __ ] incredible time it was an incredible time since this has come out but this was 15 years old Boys what those guys did was they started it off podcast it's a puker film yeah because they let us come on as comics and hang and be ourselves that's what it was like they let us come on and hang and that's what taught us how to be podcasters yeah they were pretty cool yeah oh my God that's too close way

too close that's way too close it's basically a [ __ ] you actually Want it less clear it's a puke oh yeah that was gross man there's mushrooms I saw burst like two weeks later they were perfect at the store I was in the um I was in a cover Booth I saw bird downstairs like in the front patio talking and I was like you're talking about the baby bird aren't you because yeah because you can just tell the air of someone who saw this crazy thing yeah You and I were there for like one

of the craziest moments in in media like that someone could actually do that they would lay down garbage bags on the ground yeah so that like the like Hefty bags everywhere they they like waterproof the ground and then they set up and then I said it almost as a goof I said why don't you have Pat Duffy lean back put his head over the dumpster and Pat from munaki throws up in his mouth and they're like no way he's like I'll [ __ ] do it like no this is definitely the origin of legion of

skegs yeah well that that's the Ona Vibe went through all of New York yeah it was a fun vibe it was a fun vibe you were stuck in traffic and you were listening to these guys telling people to climb face first in the dumpsters and [ __ ] it was something they were crazy they were crazy and they were doing something that was different and they would bring comics on and we would just hang and That's how we all got started yeah it's a good metaphor for comedy too because they had some misses homeless things

that were weird they did a lot of wild [ __ ] and they got canceled too they were one of the first people to get canceled yeah they got kicked off the air because they had a homeless guy on com come on and say that he wanted a rape Condoleezza Rice that's not so bad I mean they didn't even know what he was gonna say they got a crazy guy on yeah And I wrote a blog post about that before everyone did yeah what yeah I wrote a Blog defending them you know this is the

craziest thing I've ever heard in my life yeah if you think about all the terrible things that have happened in in churches a consensual Catholic churches and these two people decide to have consensual sex like how about you you want to get mad at people for that sacrilege what about the sacrilege of [ __ ] kids ah what Are you talking about of all the people that should shut the [ __ ] up that's number one good open letter especially back then before the internet before these documentaries where people didn't know the extent oh yeah

of sexual abuse but also she wants to do it Lewis Black got arrested Jim Norton got arrested what for what uh they went on a party bus where the women showed their tits and they got arrested they got arrested We were that far away from like the prohibition that just happened just happened 100 years ago I mean how long ago was Lenny Bruce as soon as they're off stage it's like come on you know what we're going to jail 15 busted on risque radio bus there you go 15 people were arrested yesterday aboard a raunchyrolling

radio promotion bus after its topless female passengers Drew crowds and stalled traffic cop said the butt the bus which is promoting Radio Bad Boys Opie and Anthony veered onto a Midtown Street cleared for a presidential motorcade but that wasn't the reason given for the arrests it was creating a crowd condition a police Source said they were flashing everybody so was that what they were doing um Flash Friday yeah wow yeah yeah Lewis Black and Jim Norton they hired him after that what a fun thing to get arrested yeah what year was that 2000. comedy was

Fun at one point it was fun it's still fun you're right sorry you have a question you have a quote that I tell to people all the time I said uh Ari says comedy's funny finally dangerous again it's the best those people leave angry and now they report us when it's like a time we're having a good time yeah it's just weird to report that's what I don't get like look we've all seen a thing we're going oh that's offensive they hurt my Feelings but why would you write about it or report it it's fascinating

it's reading it that's the problem there's three sides to it you think a joke is funny you think of Joe funny and then you're angry like who's gonna be on that side he loves that dog yeah well you like your girlfriend that much but some people think they have a right to be angry so they use it to be angry yeah you know there's recreational Outrage and now there's Kooks who get behind him and go yeah I'm angry too yeah and there's a lot of people out there the thing is it's like we're realizing that

everybody's connected now and it's starting to like grow in its understanding of what's possible and it got a little away from us I think oh [ __ ] and change media a lot of people got scared because they're they don't like the bad reaction to people that disagree with them so they just go with This mind virus [ __ ] read the comments all the time and it [ __ ] with their head you think that's reality and she's like get off there's too many people man you're interacting with too many people in a non-human

way you're interacting with too many people in text form that's not good for your health it's just not good for your health it's not good in any way it's only negative stuff only negative so like look at this art piece like wow What is hard to come by I heard Hans Ken's been reading the Reddit get off the Reddit Hans Kim don't read that [ __ ] don't do it I didn't mean what I wrote talented people like you know that can derail you yeah but what about these uh weirdos with the uh the art

installations where they throw soup on a [ __ ] painting it's so [ __ ] pompous for the environment you're just going to destroy Something Beautiful yeah go go help the environment The dummies in Germany they glued their hand on this thing and they didn't know the thing was portable so they just picked the thing up and took them into the back no they glue yeah they glued their hand on a railing those [ __ ] dummies they didn't know the railing wasn't they just want attention they're just looking for attention you don't care about

their cause themselves to the wall do a backflip With [ __ ] do you see what the Porsche people did yeah shut the lights off left them in there [ __ ] you good go shoot yourself they let them [ __ ] themselves these guys are glued to the floor like yeah we can show them bro yeah [ __ ] stop this climate this time climate change next to respect the marathon guys at least they [ __ ] themselves they do believe it yeah a lot of people believe you don't stop climate change right now

we're all gonna die it's Possibly true what's his face PBT no Pat Patrick tape yeah you got me he had one of them on yeah they called in really the the ladies they called in the ladies who did the uh that's what did they say that's the most important thing well the first of all their pronouns were he she they there's that I hate to be that guy yeah but they called in they were like well we're just Trying to save the world you know like these people are evil and you're like I know but

you didn't do anything you didn't do anything you just they did though because they're they're talking to people yeah well they've got Shooters that's a very good point this guy's making noise that bill x quote is gold and I love when a comedy club has a thing on the door there's a club I can't think of the name of it but it says you'll think of Something right on the way out and that really helped me and I bombed but it's nice yeah follow the fear is another one a dull clothes thing you said that

Del close the Improv Guru follow the fear you know when you're kind of in a thing and you're like oh I'm freaking out I'm Bob and I'm flustered and then you come out of it it's a great moment yeah that's great that's a common Buckle at The Green Room at the um Mothership it's gonna say Get It Together [ __ ] Jesus say to me right before I go on stage like get it get it together [ __ ] you know just go on stage laughing I had to follow him oh dang Birch thing oh

man it's great every time he would get off stage you'd be like show them Philly style [ __ ] he's a he's like a community guy yeah he's all about Community Joey calls you up to check in on you two minute calls like anybody I'm with like I gotta take This what are you doing [ __ ] sucker what the [ __ ] are you doing down there in Austin I miss you [ __ ] he just checks it checks up on you you check them out on him he's just he's a lot he's a

love lovely person a great guy and the fact that he thought he could sleep in a bunk on a busy snoring and farting [ __ ] big Jays farting and snoring dude It was literally the like if you thought of the worst people to sleep oh my God but it's like I want to be a man of the people I'm like get in the back of the bus [ __ ] fully the apnea tour yeah is that a fun way to do it that was fun we watched movies every night is it better to do

it in a busy thing yes it wears on you with all those guys but we had a blast yeah the way people talk about Sturgill talks About buses people talk about buses like man it's a [ __ ] great time it's like a constant party here's the best time of your life when we watched apocalypse I got a family the problem is like the weekends as well I do I go out at night like in in Austin but like I'm a weekend guy and I don't want to do every weekend when you got a bus

you're committed to going one two three four ten yeah you were always that way even at the store back before you were you'd be like Friday Saturday coming in yeah I balanced myself out it does I'll do spots during the week for sure always but it's like going somewhere to perform on the weekend I don't do it that many weekends because I just like you you you could crack it would be fun with five other Comics though and it's fun when you crack a little bit yeah yeah you know you're like let's go down to

Tijuana we're in San Diego yeah let's get some sweaters And Fentanyl these Royal chocolates yeah I mean Joey was it was fun Bert was fun I was jealous for real you guys all hanging out like that that was for real jokes that's how that sounded great it's such a great idea too to do it in those baseball parks yeah such a great birds are so good at thinking of ideas like you came up with a dress a movie idea he's still alive oh he's not drinking that's great do you know sober October Like basically knocked

him down 90 of his drink okay Joe he tells me yeah he's a yarn spinner yards so you don't think he's drinking I think he's drinking this is what he always does he goes I haven't even drink today and then Tom would be like what about those three drinks at lunch he goes oh yeah those fine he tells his version what he's thinking of he drank but it's Burke Chrysler you think he just suddenly stopped drinking If he did he would still be just as funny we'd have him longer true My worry is that he's

taking you know he takes medication and talks about it it's like that's just dangerous that scares the [ __ ] out of me while you're drinking and [Laughter] definitely does damn is there a better guy than Bert mate he's in touch there's like levels of guys there's no better I mean Martin Luther King Burt Chrysler he's a good dude he's such a good dude That like after we did that sober October podcast I called him up hey man you seemed worried about stuff that's not important like you're killing it why are you freaking out about

like stupid [ __ ] like he's like this person's taking advantage of him and this and that and I'm like dude you're the [ __ ] man right now you're killing you're doing Arenas you should ride this [ __ ] ride this [ __ ] like it's a giant white rhino and you got the rain yeah this is his Moment she's having them all you can't be like getting upset about trivial [ __ ] but yeah we invited him to uh Norman's bachelor party and I was like he's probably too busy but like just invite

him he goes oh what I'm coming matching outfits for everybody yeah he's just like this is my scene yeah he took over and it was fun he's an animal I'm glad we do sober October just to give him a shot that gives him two more years just resetting well he's the shirtless Drunk guy but people don't give him his due for how Innovative he is well we were talking about he came up the drive-in thing he came up with his baseball Arena he's just like he's a great marketer the way he puts together those promos

promo promo content in one blunt blurred and he takes his shirt off and it's the loudest pop that anyone's ever comedy if only he knew his kids what he did at the Vulcan the other Night we were like what the [ __ ] man he was here yeah I would love to see a collage of videos of him going home shirtless must be so healthy he comes in contact with so many other people it was cute so many sorry no I'm just saying so many fat guys like slobbering with their sweaty body taking photos because

they all take their shirts off for photos they love it they want the switch man that tour was The [ __ ] yeah by the way the mushrooms haven't gone away yeah I went and took a piss we have hours it was still right there yeah we gotta get some food we should get some food but I'm just yeah but yeah we can talk about it because you weren't invited to the the tour but just walking on the base Field baseball field at night like you get done with the set and then you're walking back

to the [ __ ] locker room to get a beer you walk you Literally walking in the Outfield during the summer night s going to that she [ __ ] loves him hey that's a girl bro is it a girl yeah she calls her boy he's crazy there's a dick there yeah look at that dog oh there you go jamo that is like a deep love and it's not anti-semitic it's crazy because I thought that was uh it was because she was a rescue dog that's just no that's his Ari well he takes that thing

to Guatemala and [ __ ] I've Rarely seen a dog that attached to a person it's really interesting it's so cool seeing Ari with a dog too he needed something oh my god well he was bombing so much you know that's good I'm different now he is he's been here baby when he went on stage last night that was inspiring well we saw him we saw him doing it I was trying to you know I was I I we watched him build that hour yeah it was like it is good it's good it's funny it's

good I Saw him every night at the stand in the cellar we would watch him do it every night be like dude Ari's good always is good I'm set up you know that's a set that he had prepared before all that [ __ ] happened with him and then he abandoned it wrote a whole new hour and then we talked him into doing it again I was like dude you can't not do that set that set's so good what are you doing with it and he's like oh nothing just looking maybe maybe I'll go back

to It I go dude you got to go back to it go back to it pick it up yeah again it's already done the time helped him though adding that extra time really helps man it really does it does like we were talking about those Kennison specials they're back to back year after year you can't do that man it's a kiss of death and you know he was like one of the first guys to realize that because he went on tour after he did HBO and apparently he was like trying to do some Of the

same bits and people knew the bits and they were yelling out punch lines and [ __ ] oh my God I have to write all new bits I think Louie [ __ ] that up for like Louie can do it because he's one of the best but like a lot of people thought I'll do an hour a year whatever it's like no they need to marinate they need to marinate there's no rush it's a like you're making a mountain out of layers of paint yeah It takes a little time sometimes it doesn't all right sometimes

[ __ ] bits come but sometimes you're like a year later like oh that's a better ending yes exactly like [ __ ] I already recorded it all the time that is that sucks after you're [ __ ] recorded something you have the best tagline ever like so it's easier to just like stop doing it your record is done you'll just torture yourself yeah sure but you have To bridge the gap if you're doing shows right if your special's coming out in a few months and you have to do shows you know as well as

I do like a [ __ ] real hour after you film yeah you have like 15 minutes if you're lucky within like the first month or so sure it's a girl lucky I was talking to Schultz about it same thing it's like I don't want to go on it's so fun though you know there's no way the show happens tonight Show's happening oh no no it already didn't Happen I called it a bomb threat I said I'm coming baby and they said Chuck me one of those I'm gonna give it try number I'm definitely did

a bomb threat yeah yeah that kind of guy he got in trouble for that one he apparently had like a legitimate brain issue he's a man yeah just rip that [ __ ] thing funny guy he's the man talented guy yeah he left a like a real show he goes I'm done with this yeah Silicon Valley Yeah what are you doing you're making money he goes it's done this is stupid I don't want to do this great bro no one can riff like that like I mean we talk about top ever in the world man's

up there no but on teams like ranting dude TGO go on [ __ ] obliterated and just with nothing kill empty holsters and just kill for like as long as he wants wow yeah I won't be able to go on stage tonight with rehearsed material yeah yeah I'm struggling yeah it's Interesting how people like there's you can go on and just certain times when people accept mental illness you know up to a certain extent and when it's not convenient we don't accept mental illness that's true you know like Kanye yeah yeah when it's not convenient

when it's not convenient we won't accept Mental Illness but when it's convenient we'll we'll give mental illness every [ __ ] chance it can yeah it's fun it's good art yeah yeah wait till you see Again Kanye's [ __ ] Amazon it's on Amazon what Kanye has a special at the LA Coliseum not a special concert Tim and Drake it was like the free Larry Hoover thing it's the best concert yeah he rules it has been for so long it's just something he's getting wrapped up in all these things that are not like what he's

best at you know these these kind of conversations about all the [ __ ] that's going on I mean Think about all the trouble that's caused him that's a insane amount of chaos that happened to his life in such a short period of time Coliseum in the background that's whoa him with the Tron outfit all this stuff he puts on it give me some volume Jamie who's Larry Hoover he's the Gangster Disciples in Chicago pray is that my Feet Don't Fail now [Applause] whoa it's fun to watch the set design is Unreal insane that guy

should get an award he did that's great probably a Jew probably Jew every song every song is a hit he's had like 20 years here's what was funny it was so small compared to that [ __ ] place that guy's Shoes stand up sets he's going through like a manic episode and people like Kanye slow down and then he's like no I'm God right right I'm in the middle of the LA Coliseum murdering Wow I'm literally get like but don't you think that some of what people would call mental illness it allows him to be

able to be that to do Dynamic on stage yeah and it's of course it's a gift but it's a gift that has to be managed he says it's a superpower well that was the thing like when they drugged him up remember when they drugged him up and he got chubby oh yeah oh yeah there's another one we had this crazy Mountain on the stage you made it Snow inside Jesus Christ his mom's house yeah that show was cool bro before he did the podcast when Jamie got covered unfortunately we had to like make things happen

quickly and we we had to use the set that we had he wanted to design his own set he wanted to sign yeah he had illustrations he wanted to design a set that looked like a womb and uh we're gonna do it in a warehouse somewhere and I was like you down for this Jamie Jamie's like uh I mean I [ __ ] I guess so and then and then Jamie got covered so we had to bring in Red Band had a feeling for Jamie and so I'm like I go Kanye uh our my producer

is sick so we're gonna have to do it with a step in producer who doesn't particularly know the setup as well he doesn't do it but let's just do it at the studio it'll be easier sir okay and to his credit he just let it go he thought our studio looked like [ __ ] but it did the red one oh that was a it was An idea it didn't work you know I thought it looked cool at first and then after a while I was like what is this it's like a toaster what does

this represent yeah infrared [ __ ] weirdo hot box right yeah you tried it yeah yeah yeah radio Raheem called The Red Pill I was like that's really that's been taken that's got so many negative connotations I know I know which one's a red pill go back in The Matrix the red pill is real life oh is that Right yeah the blue pill takes you back to the Matrix take the red pill means see reality for what it is there's a black pill now yeah that's death and destruction the idea is like you know like

if you're if you're a person who sees where it's all going yeah that was sick yeah he set himself on fire Jay Leno Jesus Christ dude that was like a replica how insane Family House how insane is the Production that he does and then they run up on him and douse him oh he goes back and performs look the guy real house there and they would let him he's on such another level on another level man I mean that kind of thinking he wanted to do a podcast in a womb can you imagine if Jamie

didn't get covered if Jamie wasn't cheating in the middle of the pandemic Jamie out floozying around how are you doing James some downtown Whiskey joint ah had an awesome for six weeks what am I supposed to he's out for losing around the point is like a bit of a Playbook that podcast could have been in a womb Cox man definitely has a big ass dick doesn't taste bad either all right all right fellas all right a lot of big hogs in here that is annoying when girls go it tastes so good I'm like it's skin

who says He smacked her [Applause] skin sucking Norman's dick and skin you cook don't lie to me oh it tastes so good shut up that'd be one of the greatest things someone's ever said you cook and then a gentle smack yeah I give a little raspberry Tommy Gun shut up [ __ ] I'm sucking your dick While she's holding a Tommy Gun you guys just robbing it back together imagine what those [ __ ] days must have been like when people were just driving around with Tommy Guns robbing banks oh those are the better days

bro people rob banks negative time Bonnie and Clyde yeah truly negative experience they figured out they could just pull guns on people and get a bunch of money and run away and there was no internet yeah just get away there's no fingerprints no Internet they all got murdered they didn't get murdered before they all got shots but they all try to have a shootout behind a mattress how many people actually got away with bank robbery so that's a getaway by the way I don't know if it's a great thing to promote here you can get

away I think if you rob One Bank you it's like 70 you get away with it really really yeah the guys who go for The Rush like if you go and get like a makeup specialist to give You a fake nose I think you're walking yeah ski mask they can't find you consequently many bank robbers same day clearance rate for Bank Robbies among the highest of all crimes at nearly 60 percent oh that's not great that's not a good rate I don't want to promote it yeah but you can walk into a banquet the craziest

thing is a 60 chance of getting away with it NASCAR is from Bootleggers yep is that insane we have a sport yeah It makes sense by these guys killing it they wanted to figure out better cars cars that could outrun the uh cops yeah so they they're hot rotted they should make NASCAR guys go drunk dude the first time I ever did radio in the South I remember them bringing up NASCAR I was like what are you guys talking about and they're like you didn't see what Dale did I go what happened what are you

say what are you talking about and they're like to them it was just everybody knew They cared so much more than we carried these people were famous it was like I was realizing this is pre-internet I was real like there's places we would go there's people that were famous you had no idea who they were we went you were with me we went to uh Charlie Goodnights in Raleigh North Carolina great club and then we went to The Honky Tonk bar do you remember that yeah what happened no nothing bad happened we're in The Honky

Tonk Bar and uh we're these [ __ ] Dorks from L.A where are these dorks from L.A and this song comes on and everyone knows the words and they're singing along and if you and if you ask Ari and I whether or not that was a real song really that's not a real song is this a flash mob no what's going on we were being pranked and we were like this is a famous song I don't really know it it's like I've never heard of it have you heard of this I've never heard of the

band never heard of the song Because this is like when the internet wasn't really popular it was Regional it was totally Regional these [ __ ] people all sang along yeah they're all dancing and [ __ ] and we were like whoa this is crazy we've entered into like original it was nice it was kind of nice I like reading you had a community everybody yeah like a bunch of Vikings together yeah yeah now it's all the same I think that's why they like Boston [ __ ] so much because it's like ah have it

Yeah like the LA Punk scene the DC Punk scene there was like they had their own thing yeah yes that's a good one that's boy is that represented by the [ __ ] climate huh oh yeah Power and draining yeah that's so true yeah it's just like respect women or whatever suicide rates higher in Seattle it's high as [ __ ] that you got to get outside kids get Some vitamin D in your system you can [ __ ] kill yourself why go outside you can just kill yourself that kind of sucks you just [

__ ] kill yourself I think the mushrooms this is goddamn Zen packs it's designed by the government but yeah we did that in the fully loaded we did a NASCAR track and the guy took us around the NASCAR and was like yeah he's like a hundred thousand people come to this every week we're like What yeah people Love it that was the largest college it's a tailgate yeah they're a big tailgate yeah it's a big tribal thing too everybody gets together right by my parents house I go I go people die there every year yeah

they get hit by tires right in the [ __ ] face it's fun to watch on video tires fly off and they just [ __ ] careen into the audience yeah they're doing the F1 in Vegas next year oh really on the Strip really oh my God is That F1 that's gonna be insane I don't think people die all the time in Nashville Tennessee the ones I went in at Williams Grove I went to a dude the car flew out and landed on a guy oh my God that was like two years ago oh my

God you saw that driver dot yeah really Jesus Christ I mean yeah you ever see those Le Mans those Le Mans in the sixth oh you saw that you saw a guy get hit with a flying car well I mean I was in the mob in the middle of the yeah he was Pounding that's what you're seeing in a movie the flying car coming at you it pauses and says let me tell you how I got here yeah yeah and then the movie stars yeah yeah they're not fast enough to really kill you Chevy Cruze

oh my God you love them you're committed Ari yeah you're gonna get a BMW a dude fell out of that nope no he's still in there he's done he's like a rag doll what is that Jesus Christ you can literally you hear this from my parents house you can see the lights and hear this oh my God every summer night I hear it like the greatest drivers of all the time why don't the Jews make a car good question why don't the Jews make a car they don't really make much are they in a manual

monitoring stuff they own whoever makes it yeah why isn't a Drew run car because always like when I grew up don't get a BMW What is it about those German and European cars that are so goddamn they're the best German specific though German and Japanese bro Porsche those cars are [ __ ] amazing they're perfect the new ones they just keep getting them better and better and better and then the new 911 is so good it's Sensational you drive it like I can't believe how good they they keep making the same thing every year better

it's like that's how good the 911 was 9 11 happened and They're like we're not changing their name yeah that's true yeah get over it yeah they sold a 2001 911 yeah and [ __ ] people always bought Broncos you know who had the dopest Bronco oh Jason OJ Simpson yeah did Mark Curry have a Bronco that got uh I think Mark Curry had a Bronco that a [ __ ] tree fell on it Mark Curry's a car a car guy yeah Carrie Underwood to show the image Mark Curry's Broncos dope Resto mod Bronco that

he had tricked out oh and he got he spread to The Comedy Store care what do you do what happened a tree fell on it tree fell on his [ __ ] truck man got it in 1995 and it got destroyed by [ __ ] nature he kept it and like updated it and tricked it out it was nice damn he's got insurance for a tree yeah that's what I was going to ask earlier do you think they had to change art insurance now that people are gluing Themselves to walls and [ __ ] oh

okay [ __ ] like that because they're throwing stupid paintings like you have to make sure that that painting is [ __ ] protected what if they don't know any better and they throw something that like eats through the whatever the protective layer is and and actually destroys the painting I think it's wild in in museums that it's not just behind glass crazy you can just walk up and touch it like Every piece but they've had that for [ __ ] centuries and these animals never glued themselves to the walls people are so crazy she

was So Posh too those girls that were on Patrick pet David they're so Paul I know do the [ __ ] Tonight Show do the Today Show yeah well it's called Progresso they whatever all right it does worry about them it does work I don't I don't see much on the internet that makes me actually angry that makes Me like when I see those [ __ ] dorks throw [ __ ] on a painting it actually makes me angry yeah you're not gonna help the environment after me oh I'll make some adjustments it's like oh

I'll make some adjustments the aggravate aren't insurers climate headaches yeah man you can't these people they just think it's okay to ruin art they have glass on every painting though I think but what they I think those two have ever hooked up yeah oh there's some Scissoring happening maybe but the thing is like that's such a dumb thing to attack they need another Vietnam why would you attack art why don't you just glue yourself to a [ __ ] whatever a power station would you have one why are you gluing yourself no no I don't

want to push the kids that did that come on man that's silly they think they're helping the world their frontal lobe is what's the weather what's the organization They couldn't do anything like that and do shrooms not on this amount of shrimps [Laughter] well they'll be doing only fans soon what percentage of the population will be on only fans by tonight bro if you're doing a show there's zero chance you know what I don't like cold cold water but I get it anywhere oh it's good for you I don't get it but I love it

cold water either it's good for you that too I also avoid that dude you Should do it just do it for like 10 seconds you get out you're feeling I like it I agree tense I agree just but weed's not 10 seconds weeds [ __ ] seven hours and I had a terrible set and uh yeah we will [ __ ] you up on stage all these drugs do it after you're done with your thing and it's mental yeah for me yeah man do it this way it makes you sad you start thinking about the

negatives no you don't I do yeah yeah you just switch up whatever you're on Think about the other side no I think it affects different people different ways for sure yeah I like substances yeah I love substances clearly I don't like that one yeah yeah no I get it I tried them all needed us down me and stand up always used to joke around with each other about that he's like just get blackout yeah he just doesn't like that feeling like ah which I like I like this yeah like life is [ __ ] crazy

I like That feeling I like that feeling of like paranoia and lack of control what a nightmare it's fun the phone rings I'm I'm freaking out I like it well you know his house burned down you see that yeah wow that's crazy what happened it seems like it was in the ceiling was it in the sea it was like electrical fires what are you doing that's the Jewish car yeah that's pretty [ __ ] badass yeah that's one where you have a monkey Driving it and you're in the back that's actually a cool looking car

very cool I changed my mind that's cool is there a star David it's hard to see what a car looks like unless you're standing over it [Laughter] Sam came out for like that's a wild place to live Shane Gillis it was right there so my house was on fire they still drinking 365 degrees is that Viral that should be viral how do you know how many people have watched that do you have to have a ticket number that is viral 35 000 35 000 is viral no that's how many views it has first comic I

ever saw live stand hope yeah I'm so good Sean Patton opened it was a hell of a shot damn yeah fun and I was like oh we can do this he just got drunk and said crazy [ __ ] wow and it was funny Damn he would go when I was a new comic in New York and he would come to New York it was like an event he would rent out he's like [ __ ] the clubs [ __ ] Caroline's I'm going to BB Kings yeah or some [ __ ] me and Nikki

Glaser went to see him one night look let's go across town let's go right now yeah it was wild family room only yeah never use a club yeah wow look at that foreign we're gonna film today me trying on all The different suits I might wear for New Year's in Vegas after I thought what would I take out in a fire [ __ ] my suits my suits and then the fire chief if you have a tarp I'll go cover up as best I can Jesus ending from burning down the house before the end of

the podcast we were good we got to the reality of a drunk Guy walking through his birthday we'll all be there one day he's got the norm disease where he wears oversized clothes yeah I'm a fan that's good that Troy conrado [ __ ] I'm so sorry [Music] that's great I [ __ ] love you hope everything's safe all right funny guy ladies and gentlemen that brings us to conclusion another projectile Parks we Have failed to protect parks poof Oh wait we're not gonna plug no one's listening wow we got shows we got websites we

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secret podcast there you go suck our dicks to all our enemies [Laughter] Brilliant sketches all right you guys that's it bye [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music]