SML Movie: Cody's Magic Wand!

so guys what do you want to do tonight i don't know dude i'm hungry yeah junior what's for dinner yeah i need some grub scrubbing my tummy you hear that tummy we better get some grub junior please tell me you have some grub for joseph's tummy well i think i have some cereal downstairs you want to eat some cereal cereal junior cereals are breakfast food you can't have breakfast for for [ __ ] dinner are you crazy psycho well it's the rules dude it's not against the rules oh yes it is look right here in

the eat handbook um let's see it's right there see rule 1746 they'll shout not eat breakfast foods for dinner time especially not bacon eggs pancakes and cereal well guys what if we don't follow the rules what if we did it anyway junior you naughty naughty boy oh i feel so dirty and not because i don't wipe come on guys let's just eat one bowl of cereal but junior what if the food police catch us snap out of it cody the food plates are not going to catch us they're too busy solving crimes like how does

arby's still have customers let's go eat some cereal this is so good hey chef pee pee oh junior you're just in time for dinner ew what is that it's finished tomato pizza spinach tomatoes grill for my tummy yeah exactly spinach tomato pizza why couldn't you just make regular pepperoni pizza i'm trying to cook healthier junior and the tomatoes are like pepperonis no they're not well well we don't really want this we kind of want cereal for dinner oh cereal for dinner junior what's wrong with you that's against the rules oh i'm gonna call the food

police no please don't oh okay please don't call anybody we'll eat your stupid healthy pizza that's what i thought junior all right guys eat up eww it's all healthy yeah these tomatoes are gonna make me throw up what's wrong cody junior i hate tomatoes hate them yes they're just disgusting add that to my bio cody hates tomatoes that's a new character trait they're just gross and they're all mushy when you bite into them this garbage water comes out it's gross yeah can we just eat cereal yeah let's just eat cereal but but guys chef pee

pee is gonna call the food please well maybe if we eat really quietly he won't notice so guys go grab your favorite cereal okay now that's more like it dude yeah we all get to eat our favorite cereals this is so illegal oh dude i'm eating cookie chris it's cookies for breakfast for dinner and i'm eating cinnamon toast crunch the taste you can see you know i never really understood why they said it was the taste you can see i don't see anything you can't see the taste dude i can see it yeah i can

see it too no what's it look like it looks like sparkles and glitter whoa really yeah look i don't see it you have to look closer i can't look any closer i'll help you out more like the taste you can feel your mama wait what's you eating cody i'm eating froot loops because i'm fruity okay that joke's getting old you say that all the time yeah i think it's something new go get a new cereal but i really do like fruit loops no you didn't make a funny joke so go find a funny cereal that

you can make a joke about okay okay guys i got lucky charms what's the joke um they're they're magically delicious that's their slogan that's not a joke well yours was just a slogan too you said the taste you can see no i slapped your face into the cereal and said the taste you can feel that's what made it funny yeah but you didn't know that was gonna happen yes i did cause you're gullible and you're a dweeb and i thought your big gullible dumb face was gonna come do it okay look what do you want

me to do okay let's just eat our cereal no go find an original cereal that you can make a joke about what other cereal would i possibly find go find one all right guys i got magic treasures magic treasures what kind of odd brand lucky truck is that that's all you had in there okay what's the joke um they're magically suspicious [Applause] okay finally can we eat now yeah let's eat our cereal i'll just pour this wait a minute what's this there's a magic wand in there a magic wand well you could be like harry

potter and do like magic spells no i'm pretty sure it's just a toy no but what if it's real what if you do like magic tricks oh dude that'd be so awesome yeah like magic spells like guys come on if it were real i could give joseph three eyes by saying something like beehive's knee-highs give him three eyes joseph don't freak out don't freak out but you have a third eye i know dude i can see a whole nother universe dude when time travels backwards my dad gave birth to me fish can actually walk in

the full police are gummy with the food please are coming grab the wall let's get out of here cody that wand actually works i know joseph how do you feel about your third eye oh dude i'm getting used to it what do you see right now oh oh jfk just assassinated lee harvey oswald wow that eye sounds crazy yeah everything's in reverse whoa so that means you're a wizard cody oh yeah i guess i am what are you gonna do with that wand well i don't want to use it for evil but i might see

how far i can shove it at my hoo-ha you should do something cool like you should do really cool spells like oh my god you could give me a really deep voice like a really cool manly voice um okay okay i guess i can try uh bad boys bad boys what you gonna do give this man a bad voice did it work i don't know did it work whoa dude what you sound like elmo yeah you do wait wait do the laugh oh my god it's totally elbow yeah dude you sound like elmo okay junior

do me a favor say the word of the day is big schlong the word of the day you did the laugh okay i guess i can try uh mickey mouse clubhouse fix this man's squeaky mouth okay that should fix it oh thank god i was getting tired of that school wiki voice huh oh no dude you sound like mickey mouse i do not sound like mickey mouse huh yeah you really do well take your dang mousekatool and change my back okay okay i'm trying to figure it out hold on i just need to get the

right words uh okay uh eggnog big hog uh burpee burpee frog um oh what's wrong cody what did you turn me into a frog uh yeah oh well um how about you change me back dude you sound like kermit the frog oh i sound like kermit the frog do i look green yeah do i look like a frog in a log okay jeez i'm gonna change you back you know what the good news is cody now i can date your mom because she's miss picky okay okay i have to fix this uh okay can't be

that hard uh lunar boonier make him junior oh thank god you're back wait say something cody i'm so mad at you that's better you need to throw that wand away it's dangerous yeah i probably shouldn't have this but before you throw it away get rid of my third eye i thought you liked it no dude no girl's gonna want to date a guy with three eyes maybe three legs but not three eyes all right cody take it away uh okay uh let me think uh and do it do it right oh okay okay uh three

eyes goodbyes uh get rid of that thing on his head dude i can't see anything i think something happened to my eyes jesus christ what did you do cody i don't know dude what does my face look like you don't have a face it's just a hand a hand give me a high five that was pretty good he spins really good you know if he tried to brush his teeth he'd give himself a manicure you're so funny cody why aren't you that funny in the series you remember when you showed me all right stop fighting

we gotta figure this out okay okay no seriously we have to give joseph a hand okay okay no seriously though joseph we have to change you back oh i don't want to change dude i kind of like this you know what i'm gonna eat my cereal that looks terrifying when he does that yeah okay so joseph doesn't want to get changed back so what do you do now oh i'm gonna go and apply it for a job apply for a job yeah well if you get the job he could be a job as a hand

so he would have a hand yeah oh okay so i think we should get rid of that wand yeah i think you're probably right after we mess with chef pee pee oh yeah of course jesus christ simmons look at this crime scene another case of people eating breakfast at dinner time a bunch of serial killers they didn't even use milk those animals what's this magic treasures i don't know we're dealing with one desperate son of a [ __ ] who do you think did it like i don't know let's search the house and see what

we can find oh hey mate you still got my shirt from thanksgiving no i burned it you burned it why that was my lucky shirt simmons i don't want to talk about it anymore that day didn't happen oh i hate cleaning the stupid kitchen all right junior what do you want to do to chef pee pee i don't know you know be really hot is if you turn him into a girl oh he's already pretty hot i know but imagine him like as a girl he'd probably be really hot okay what do you want cody

um chef pee pee linguini get rid of his weenie what what did you guys just change me into a girl what yeah ew what do you mean you she's really hot hey chef will you kiss me no i won't kiss you actually i look pretty hot you know what i can make the only fans and take the easy way out in life good for her or him or them i don't know okay okay look let's go do one more thing with the wand and then we'll break it okay okay all right junior what's the last

thing we should use this wand for i don't know you should do something for yourself like what's something you've always wanted to change huh oh i know uh let's see yeah peter piper picked a peck of screw it give me a big wiener oh jesus christ look at that thing it's like a coke can oh yeah i can work with that sup i got big wiener energy now oh can i use that thing stop right there you two oh no the food police yeah what do you guys want hey mike i found a big bowl

of cereal over here oh you two are so screwed thought you could just eat breakfast for dinner don't you know the rules oh we're so sorry no sorry's not good enough i hope you two are packing because you're gonna need it in food jail i'll be okay oh no i can't use it real quick oh look we have to do something to get out of this situation uh okay am i a piggy yeah we all piggies might if i wanted to be a pig i just go to the buffet hey mate what's your piggy name

mine's porky pig cause of what i do with your mother what i guess i'm charlotte from charlotte's web hey charlotte was the spider in the movie mate well i hate this i hate pig stuff why would they name it after the spider and not the pig it's about a pig this pisses me off i'm gonna be mad about this all day i'm just i'm gonna go home and oink it my wife and i'm gonna go see your mother i'm glad we got rid of them yeah me too wait what are you doing looking at chef

pee pee's only fans ooh let me see yeah why couldn't he have started one before i turned him into a girl i know so i just realized something cody i don't think you had to say all that wacky stuff when you would do a spell i think you just say what you wanted really yeah okay let's try it uh oh i know what i want i want five guys inside me wait wait where are the guys oh i just burped up a five guys cheeseburger that that's not what i meant at all okay how about

this i want five human men inside me what the this isn't what i meant either but i'll roll with it [Music]