Have you ever wondered what mobs would do if they had jobs? Would they deliver pizzas or would they hunt you down if you broke the law? Well, it's time to find out.
Step one, slashkill. Because this world is hardcore and I died when I respawn, the mobs shouldn't think I exist anymore. Now, we're going to get to see what mobs are doing as jobs when they think we're not here.
All right, what are we going to find first? Oh, we got cows. Is this cow mowing the grass?
Glad I don't have to eat this stuff anymore. I mean, typically, you know, everybody knows cows eat the grass, but now they mow the grass. We're going to sneak around cuz we don't want to see that and we do not want to get caught.
If cows are cutting grass, just imagine what the other moms are doing as a job. All right, there's a lot of We could run into chickens, pigs. Oh, freak of the devil.
I've seen some piggies. No, there is a restaurant selling pork chops to pigs or pork chops for sale. Fairly priced.
I'll say them in. I expect this kind of behavior from zombie piglins, but not regular pigs. I mean, I'm just going to get in line.
I feel like we got to we got to try one of these pork shots. Oh, bro. If you're wondering why they were all afraid of me, it's not because I smell bad.
It's because I look like this. I'm not disguised. Okay, you see the sheep over here?
If we kill that sheep, we can get them as a disguise. >> I don't look this way. >> Ladies and gentlemen, I am now, bro.
Just like that. Look at them. Looks like the player is gone.
Yep. Let's get back in line. I'm starving.
Can't wait to eat my brother Timmy. Oh my gosh, dude. It's not just like a couple of pigs.
This is like the food truck that I go to. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?
Wa! Somebody just took some items. Wait, what did this fox just steal from the the restaurant?
Hey, somebody stop that guy. He stole my pork chops. He's a Where did he go, bro?
Just stole the pork chops and bolted Oh, there he is. There he is. Come here.
Come here. I'm following him at a distance cuz I want to see where the heck he's going. Hold it there, Mr Fox.
Wait, an iron golem. This is the GPD. You're under arrest.
They gave him the iron handcuffs, too. This is perfect. All right, let's get you to jail.
Oh, shoot. We got to go. Golems, come here.
Wait, why is there a villager talking to him, bro? He just left them in cuffs over here. But I got to go.
Like, I got to go check that out. You know what I mean? Oh, dude, look, there he is.
There's the villager. Wait, is he like the boss or like the mayor? He's ordering the golems what to do.
What could the job be of a villager? I mean, it could be anything at this point. Oh, bro.
Okay, look, I got to tell the fox about this, buddy. Listen. Did you know that?
Where are you going? Yo. Hey.
Hey. Yo, GPD, come get your mans. He's boosting.
GPD. Hello. Just let him get away, bro.
How's he going to get the handcuffs off? Yo, GPD. Uh, where did they go?
Dude, y'all can't be doing this. This is giving the GPD a bad reputation. Dead end.
We got to find a village. I need to know what job that villager has. Man, he's bossing the GPD around.
Will they be the mayors? Are they the politicians? I feel like they're in some kind of job that has power.
Oh, we see something Pizza Hut. There's no way, man. All right.
What mob is working at the Pizza Hut? Maybe the pillagers. I could see pillagers working at the Pizza Hut.
Oh, I don't know. All right. Um, coming.
I just didn't expect it. Enderman out of all the mobs in Enderman. Welcome in.
I just need to deliver a pizza real quick. Okay. Uh, I'll be back in 1 second.
Well, we all know what that means. It's going to be like 5 minutes. Oh, he literally meant 1 second.
That took forever, but I'm back. What can I so fast? I mean, Enderman can teleport, right?
So, they can make the fastest deliveries. Okay, look. Uh, I'm not here to eat.
I'm actually looking for a village. Can you tell me where it where is He looks like just a nice guy, dude. Sir, this is a pizza store.
Chill. Hold on. I got my dude.
Laves the store. Fine. I'm leaving.
Uh, one star. Kind of hurt my feelings. Still looking for a village, by the way.
Oh. Wo. Wo.
Wait. Is this a villager? Wait, wait, sir.
Sir, hold on. I have a question to ask you. I need to know where your people are.
Can you come, dude? Come back here. Where did he go?
Where did he go? Where'd he go? I mean, I'm at the top, but where is he?
What was he doing? I mean, the guy's gone now. I didn't really like it.
I get this weird feeling that he was watching us and then uh we blew his cover. Oh, who cares about him, huh? I spy with my little eye.
>> This is perfect. I've been trying to figure out what jobs do villagers have and we can finally get the answer of this village. Oh wow.
Wait, there's a forest fire. Oh no. Okay, some firefighters.
What? No way. Is this a llama?
No, this is a camel. What is this camel doing? Oh my god.
Wait. Bravo. Bravo.
Finally, a job that makes sense. Hey, you missed a spot. You maybe put your spit over there on the the right up.
Hey. Yeah. Yeah.
There you go. Was it fast? No.
But he did get the job done. Oh. Whoa.
Whoa. Hey. Oh.
Wait. Where the villagers at? All I see is a donkey.
Sir, uh, Mr Muley, have you seen a villager or Okay. Okay. Well, I don't think he has a job.
Just stop sniffing me. This is weird, man. Like, it's like what?
Nobody's here. Wait a second. Oh, I know this guy.
That's the guy that was spying us in the forest. Hey, come back here, buddy. I'm not letting you out of my sights.
Oh, we're trying to beat around the corner. Huh? Not going to stop beating.
This was not in the village when we were looking at it earlier. Oh, shoot. Oh, I got distracted.
Where'd he go? Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
Finally, I've caught up to you, buddy. You got nowhere to go. I got some questions for you.
Only villagers are allowed in here, buddy. Sir, I Hold on, boys. This is a big misunderstanding.
Listen, I am simply here to ask a humble question. Okay. Oh, so emotional.
All right, I'm backing away. Taking a step back. How do we get in there?
Dude, this thing's like a fortress. How am I going to get in? If only there was some beautiful convenient way for us to sneak inside.
And there is a pizza delivery enderman. You thinking what I'm thinking? We have questions and we need answers.
I'm sorry. Hey, I got 10 HP now. Oh, now we can actually deliver this pizza and get past those iron golems.
H, I got a pizza delivery. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no problem.
Our policy is always a direct handoff to our customers. Oh, please believe this. Come on.
Fine. Make it quick. Yes.
Pleasure's all mine. I know we're looking for that villager, but look at this cubicle rooms. What's inside of it?
I can't fit through the door. Oh, we got the elevator though. Okay, elevator down.
Elevator up. He's got to go up, right? Yeah, he definitely went up.
Whoa. Whoa. Oh, it is.
Look at him. Look at him. Wait, is he looking for us?
He's got to be. Why else would he be looking down from that window? Oh, he's stuck now.
Oh, you got nowhere to go, brother. Sir, I have a question for you. Ah, I'm just a businessman.
Cap. Calling Cap. Don't hurt me, please.
I don't want to have to call the golems. Whoa, whoa, hold on there, buddy. I do not want to hurt you.
I simply have a question. What do you want with me? You were following me.
I I homie got it all wrong. Dude, you were totally following me. I mean, do you trust somebody with eyebrows raised like that?
That wasn't me. I am working here. My desk is behind you.
No. No. What?
You got the wrong guy? Wait, I said that the guy in the forest had glasses on. I remember I made that comment.
Does he even have a desk here? Oh, he does have a desk. Oh, I think we may or may not have the wrong villager.
All right, we're going to let him get back to business. All right, he's wearing a suit. kind of believe him, but he could be lying.
We might as well go look at the village. I brought shame on my whole family and my Pizza Hut restaurant. Whoa.
Whoa. Hold on. Rewind.
Tell me this room didn't just like change shapes or something. Something suspicious was going on in this cubicle room. Dude, I know it didn't look like this.
I know it. I know what I saw. Hey, you can't go in there.
Well, I wasn't even I wasn't trying to go in there. Scram. Okay, buddy.
Fine. Fine. You don't have to do that.
I wasn't going to come back again. I know they're doing something weird in that building. I can't put my finger on it, but I know they're up to something.
It's just like even the size of it and being okay. How about the fact that it just disappeared in like a second? Well, now we're going to solve the mystery.
I don't think that they're actually businessmen. Those villagers are up to no good. Pigs, tell me you saw what we just saw.
Yeah, classic Pigsley. It was right here. I swear it was What is this?
Building has been relocated. Where was it relocated to? Huh?
Maybe next time leave an address. All right. Like we're already here in the village.
We might as well keep checking it out. There could be something that gives us some clues. Oh, where did you guys come from?
We found the freaking frat boys. I guess we'll ask them where they the building moved to. Hello, gentlemen.
Do you know where the uh business was relocated to? The finance bros have got to give us an answer. I don't know.
You shouldn't be asking about things like that. So, now you guys are all in this together, huh? You're trying to hide this building.
We knew something was up here, but this just confirms it even more. Well, now I know for sure that something is up, which means I'm going to go ask their enemies, the villagers, if I can get some information out of them. Yeah, this is where the enemies of the villagers are.
We battle with the mansion, baby. This is perfect. I got a lot of questions.
[Music] Why the jump scare, bro? What the heck? Careful.
Watch where you're going. Oh, great. The creepers are of course demolition crew.
I'll be thankful for the fact that we didn't get blown up, huh? Stay focused on the goal. Ask the pillagers where that house or tower relocated to.
I had an epiphany just now. Well, what if these guys are not even going to talk to us? Think about it.
Villagers are like the villains in Minecraft. They could be criminals, assassins, you name it. Are they even going to want to talk to us?
Uh, what is this? 15 emeralds for one session? What session are we talking about?
Like the the session of assassination? Okay, my whole reality is about to be shattered because if they are doing what I think they're doing. No, dude.
They're literally running a spa. It's a freak. Is this a Wait, this isn't a spa?
Wait, wait. It's not a spa. It's therapy sessions.
The creeper is talking to the therapist and says, "I love people so much, but every time I get close to them, things just things just seem to explode. " Okay, now like I know this is so unprofessional of me. I'm interrupting a therapy session.
I just need answers. So sorry. I just need to know where the villager tower relocated to.
Go ask my boss. He might have some answers for you. Okay.
Not a single mom has given me a decent answer here. So sorry, by the way, to interrupt your session. I know you have a lot of tension right now.
I apologize. I'm supposed to leave. That was close.
Head therapist room up on the right. Okay, this is where the boss is. Huh?
My gosh. What are these mushrooms doing here? Why so many mushrooms?
Oh, wait. Nah. I swear I saw the villager, the same one that had the glasses on at the beginning in the forest.
You were He was right here on this table, man. Rewind him. 025 speed.
Tell me there wasn't the guy with the glasses on and he was like cuffed or something. Right here at this table. They disappeared in an instant.
Is there like a secret room in here? Great. Pigsley the third.
Unless Pigley. Oh, Pigsley. That's him.
That's him. I told you I saw him. Wa.
Don't look at this. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
He's holding rotten flesh. Hey, wait. Come back here.
I'm not letting you get away this time. Oh, dead in, buddy. Who are you?
And what is your job? That's it. That's all I've ever wanted to know.
Looks like you'll never know. But why? That's what they Hey, they only do that in the movies.
Okay. He just poisoned himself so I couldn't get information out of him. You wouldn't do that unless you were in some kind of crazy secret job role.
Ah. Okay. Oh.
Oh, perfect. Yes. Uh, do you have any answers?
Do you know what his job is? Who is he? They might kill me for this, but go to the end cities.
The end cities? So, where am I going to go to the night? Whoa.
Wait, wait. No, I'm not. Where did you [Applause] [Music] Is he back or is there just more of them?
Stop killing my witnesses. I can make this. I can make this.
I can make this. Now tell me no. I'm being trolled every 5 seconds by these villagers.
Where did he go? All I have right now, the only clue that we have is go to the in cities. Would be really helpful to know how to get there.
Huh? He left that part out before he conveniently died. Okay, if we have to make it to the in city, is there anything here in the mansion that can help us?
Anything in here? Wow. Book and quill.
Okay. Look, you never know. My dad used to always say, better have it, not need it, then need it, not have it.
You know, sheep, I know you're not my therapist, but I just wish I had some way to get to the stronghold. Eyes of Ender. Anything that could just help us.
But all we have is a stupid Did you Did you order an Uber? Wait, is this for me? Who's in this Uber?
Need a ride? That'll be three apples. Yes.
Oh, buddy. I got three apples. Here you go.
Oh, okay. I'm coming in. This car is so much tent.
This has got to be illegal. Can you take me to the nearest stronghold, please? If you could get me there, get me there uh fast.
I got you with an extra apple. [Music] That's as far as I could take you. Peace.
Oh, you just kicked me out, huh? Well, how could you tell me maybe where the stronghold is? Dude, it's That guy is just horsing around.
>> You suck. >> Where is the stronghold? Did he actually drop us off on top of the stronghold?
Maybe. H. Oh no.
We might have got scammed. Oh, this is a onestar rating for sure, buddy. If I don't find a stronghold in the next five blocks.
Okay, the next five blocks. The next five blocks. The next five blocks.
The next five blocks. Oh, lucky lucky. All right, let me just All right, five stars.
Be careful around. All right, we're good. Love the review.
Uh, time to go to the end city. Toodles. Look, I'm excited to be in the end except for the fact that we have no way to get to the end cities.
No elytra. Uh, no ender pearls. We don't even have enough blocks to build there.
All right. Maybe maybe game plan, we just kill the ender dragon. Huh?
Where is the dragon? I see the end crystals, but there's no dragon. Uh, there's a pizza though at the end.
What is this? Like the headquarters? Okay.
All right. All right. This is like the gas station version.
I'm all here for it. Welcome into Pizza Hut. Would you like to order something?
Pizzas are on sale for five emeralds. Could you transport me instead of the pizza? Oh, I can deliver you for an extra 10 emeralds, I guess.
Okay. Okay. Nine.
And you got a deal. All right, buddy. Worth a try?
Okay. Now, please, please, please. We had a deal.
We made an arrangement. All right. You know the god was watching.
Hey. Um, is this the right entity? Because I'm not seeing the villager tower.
Did I just get scammed? Was the head vindicator therapist lying to me? Literally, there's nothing in here.
Why are there paintings? What the heck? Why are there paintings here?
And why is there a secret passage? And why is it left open? This is good, though.
This is good. We thought that all hope was lost. Hope has been restored.
What is this? An in city inside of an in city? Yo, drop me.
This is where it was relocated, bro. You guys moved across not even the country but to a new country. It's good that we found it, but the bad thing is guarded by all those stupid villagers with the glasses on.
Now, if we have to sneak in, what are the options? Okay, I could pretend to be a sheep. No, that's not going to work.
They don't like sheep. Number two, we could build to the top. No, that's not going to work.
They're going to notice that right away. Oh, hey, wait. Number three, we use the fruit of the chorus the way God intended to glitch inside.
No matter what, we are not getting caught here. Huh? That would risk everything we've been working on this entire video.
I'm not putting that in jeopardy. All right. Here we go.
This is it. This is it. Watch this.
Watch this. Whoa. Okay.
I didn't expect to go right here. Wait. This is one of those cubicles.
Yeah. Look, that's the gate. Oh, you can't keep a good sheep out.
Let's make sure that they don't see us through the gate. Oh, shoot. Okay.
Go. I'm in. Remember last time he was at the top floor of the elevators?
We're going in. You know what I hate about elevators though? Two elevator music.
[Applause] [Music] Finally. All right. Do not get caught.
Do not get caught. Hallway's clear. >> Going into the left.
Not to the left. Wait, it's one of the therapists. He's tied up.
Oh, that makes sense because this is the interrogation room. Let's go past. Just go past.
What's in this next room? What's in this next room? Another interrogation room.
Why do you need more than one? This room is empty. There's not even somebody in here.
Are they waiting to interrogate somebody? What about this one? Another one.
Oh, they got Pigley. Stay focused. Stay focused.
Pixley or not, we have to find that room that teleported from the room that changed. Cubicle number one, but it's not going to be cubicle one. Have to wait.
This was it. This was it. This was it.
Interrogation room. important. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. >> What does this mean? >> I recognize myself, but who are these other people?
Oh. Oh, wait. There's an interrogation room back here.
What is inside of this thing? Oh, questions by head FBI villager. So, that's what their job is.
They're literally FBI agents. These guys are literally Well, they're they're FBI. I mean, come on.
You ever seen it? Open up. That's them.
Oh, it's a book full of questions that they have. This is what they're asking the people they're interrogating. Uh, interrogation questions.
What do you know about the player? Oh, no. These questions are about us.
How is he avoiding detection? Where can we find him? All of these questions are about us.
That's why they've been spying on us. They think that I'm the player, but they don't have enough evidence. Or do they?
Maybe they do. I No, no, no. They would.
They If they did, I'd be arrested by now. I can't believe they did. Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Security system active. No, no, no. Hold on.
I was just making fun of you for doing that. Wait. Bad idea.
We can't go down there. That's where all the agents were. This way.
This way. Oh, not that way. No way.
Left is bad. This always go right. Always go right.
You know what would be really nice right now? Maybe a water bucket for a clutch. Oh no.
What do we do? Is that carpet? Oh, that's carpet.
We can jump up here. So long, suckers. Oh, isn't that convenient?
Oh, why are you guys down here, too? No, no, no, no, no, This a dead end. This a dead end.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Oh, we hit the coarse fruits. Thank god we got more than one.
Go, go, go. We're clear, baby. This is perfect.
The great escape. Call me Houdini. Finally, we got away.
We got the answers we needed. FBI agent villagers. That's their job.
Who would have literally thought that? I would have never thought in a million years. I'm running into something.
Hello. What is Okay, I'm moving, but I'm I'm running into something. What is this?
Is it like an invisible wall? Oh, it's breaking. What?
What is this? What is this? Wa wa.
Wait, have you guys been Have you guys been watching me this whole time? Wait, was I in a fake Was that I simulation the entire time? We've got him start the experiment.
No, do not start the experiment. Hey, before they uh start the experiment, could you please click either one of these videos? I would really like to not be experimented on.
I'm not a cow and you are not aliens. Don't throw me.
