Hello Welcome to Body Club. May I help you? Yes.

We want to see the prices to sign up. . .

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monthly payments and stuff like that. . Ah, of course.

We have all the packages here. Ah, great great. I actually want to train Monday, Wednesday.

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Sorry, sorry. . .

You said "train" huh? You're not going to train, ey? You're going at the MOST "workout" It would be totally ridiculous to say "train" like you did in your case .

. . and nobody wakes up fat these days and decides to sign up at the gym.

Just because you signed up in the gym, you thought you could become the striker for Vasco Geez. . .

. . This is true fitness!

The truth without beating around the bush! Yea. .

uhhh. . .

Do you have packages here that are only for women? Yes, we have them. We have the "Sexy" plan .

. . The "Sexy Plus" plan.

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. the "Sexy Premium" plan I can only do the Sexy plan? You can only do the Sexy plan.

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because the "Slutty" plan ended in the summer What's the Sexy plan like? Well, the Sexy plan has a set of what? Asshole workouts Eh?

The Sexy Plus plan has a set of asshole. . .

. . plus camel toe workouts .

. and the Sexy Premium plan. .

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has a set of asshole, camel toe . . .

and it has a bonus hormone treatment to give you a "super sexy" voice What's this "super sexy voice" like? It's like a duck. .

Eh? Like a tranny. .

A Formula 1 race car. . .

-Ahh. I see -Yea, that's what it is Umm. .

. Do you. .

Do you have a personal trainer? . .

Because Mariana is pretty lazy . . and she'd end up signing up for 6 months and only come 1 month.

You know? Ahh, slacker huh? Yes, we have them We have four types for you to choose from So, the "Suck Up" personal trainer: The one that wants to be your best friend.

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and a good person. . .

. but really just wants your money like all the others in reality. Eh?

We have the "Lover" personal trainer: He's going to fuck your alluring wife. Eh? We have the "Undercover Lover" personal trainer And what is the "Undercover Lover"?

He's the trainer that's going to act like he's gay to your husband's face. . But to his back, he's going to fuck you just like the other one.

. . And we have the "Stupid-Pointless-Dumb Conversationalist" personal trainer: That guy that's an idiot with no sense That still tells a stupid joke on wordplay So is your wife only good for watching or eating?

She's good enough to eat out for sure! We've got these 4 kinds. .

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So, what do you think honey? Mmmmm. .

. . I don't know.

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. Ok, thanks dear. We're going to think about it.

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. . If we have any questions we'll let you know Ohh, you guys want to think about it?

You all can go to the other gym next door then. Please and thank you Girl, where's the mouth at of this pussy laughing at me huh? ?

Where's the mouth at that's appearing there saying bye byeee :) to me? Make a ducks voice for me and say as I do: I am Felipe Massa! Go ahead!

I am Felipe Massa Not computing! Go ahead I am Felipe Massa -I am Felipe Massa Girl! Where's that pussy?

! Go ahead! Sing for me pussy!