-It's this way. -No, look over there. .
. Hey, man, how are you? -We want to go to Bairro Alto.
-It's the second on the left. . .
-You're Brazilian. -Welcome to Lisbon. -Thanks.
-Thanks. We just got here. It's our first time away from Brazil.
-But this is Brazil. -What do you mean? This is Great Brazil already.
After the migration, we included Lisbon. -Because of the Brazilians. .
. -Good joke. It's true.
Look. Cleiton, Astildes. .
. Isabele, how are you? This one I don't know.
I think he's Bolivian. Almost everyone is Brazilian. But there are Portuguese people.
I don't know any. The ones who survived fled to Europe. -Survived what?
-Us. The Brazilians are here, we're loud, we park on the sidewalk, we drive on the roadside, so they went crazy. Then this turned into Copacabana, with people selling freezies, hanging clothes on the window.
. . Then Luana Piovani came.
After that, it got fucked. Then Paula Lavigne came telling everyone to post things. Sertanejo in bars.
Every bar has a big screen with Luan Santana. -The Portuguese people left. -That's crazy.
. . The last straw was switching Fernando Pessoa statue for Romero Britto.
-Hey, welcome to Lisbon! -He's Portuguese! He's not Portuguese.
This is Marcao. I realized it was this guy. He pretends he's Portuguese to get change in the street.
We need to survive, right? -Have a nice trip. -Improve your accent, asshole.
Just clear something up for us. The tourist sites are still Portuguese, right? Not really.
Belem Tower is now an Universal Church. Jeronimos Monastery is now an Havan store. That fucking old guy spends the day saying shit.
We want to go to City of Fatima. Bernardes? It's right here.
She lives up there on the left. Be careful, it's a militia area. Gas Celsinho runs it.
C'mon, c'mon! Little lettuce. It's the new season.
. . My accent is so bad.
It's Porta Afora's new season. Porta Afora with Fabio Porchat? And Rosana Hermann.
What just happened here? Did you have a stroke? Porta Afora.
We have a new season. There are many videos for your to watch. It's all in files.
It's all on the website Porta Afora. . .
-On the site! -On the site! -Fuck this.
-Watch. Fucking fuck me. Watch them now.
It's fun. But there'll be other videos. The sixth season starts now.
This is so impressive! I understood everything.
