Ladies and gentlemen, WWE 2K26 is off to an electric start and today we are booking our first go home shows of the new year. We've got the standings right here. It's kind of nice now that we know that we can back out during emails. We get this nice screen at the start of an episode which is very fancy. And on that fancy screen you can see that myself Cody currently I am in first is Sensational Sherry XT 2.0. Second place is uh the robot Xavier Woods at NXT Mutiny. Then we have a real person controlling
uh a robot type character uh Canada. Hello. Hey there. How's it going? See how robotic he sounded right there? He's conforming on the spot. But the anonymous GM and XT in third. And then in fourth place currently we've got Cheek. Hello Cheek. Hello everybody. Hop on the bandwagon now while I'm at the bottom cuz once I start climbing up, do not jump on you [ __ ] Oh, hell yeah. Stacey keyboard running that ECW brand. We're going to continue forward and this is where we're going to learn uh will it be the same person each
time that starts that would have started at the end of last episode. At least for this first one, it is going to be me and Riad Saudi Arabia. Just a quick little Road trip ahead of battleground. Angelo Dawkins, he's thankful. Got his tag title rematch and new champion. Um, and apparently this few the tag titles are just gonna probably be on the line again because Kofi can't believe he lost his title in the last show and as a former champion he's reenacting his rematch clause. So, um, yeah, they're the the tag team rivalry. So, easy
enough to pursue that. And I guess in that case, we get just kind of free morale boost. Ooh, if we have a handicap match, they get a two bit arena. We'll probably do that. But that's pretty exciting. Yeah. Um, oh dang, special promotion so good. I did get one though for my commission goal last week and so I might not jump on that. Fix match I am going to grab without hesitation though. Um, the old Canada card. Hell yeah, baby. Don't need it this year. We'll see. You might fall in love with somebody new. That's
that's what life's about. But I think it's a good card to grab um in case I need to like fix someone's morale or if someone says, "Oh, I better win my next match or I'm gonna throw a hissy fit." Okay, so if we go This is I just I assume all of these count. They would all classify as handicap, but I just want to see like if I were to go two on three, like what if I did this and then they just had a random partner. Okay, so once I add in the partner, the
tag feud came off the bottom. So, I'll show that again quick because I trust that I have time. We're We're still kind of testing like how rivalries might work in these new matches. So, it shows the rivalry bottom right when I'm like this. But the second I toss in another person that goes away, which makes me think probably can't advance rivalries in these. But also maybe it's just vual glitch and you can advance them. So, um, I'll go one on two for now. And I think my move here, assuming I have someone with bad morale.
So, we've got everyone even. Jordan Grace was starting to look annoyed, but we got her a win. So, I'm thinking if I can get a win to two people that are just kind of straight laced on morale is is where my brain is going. So, I think we're going to have the Usos go up against somebody here. I've got both both of them. Whoops. The resorting when I sort is is a thing like it it's fine, but it for some reason really threw me off right there. So, we're going to have the Usos in a
handicap match, And we're going to have them beat up somebody naughty that is just really loving life right now. And that is going to be, you know, we'll have him go Bron Breaker. It works with the story. And we can make something of that. That takes care of our commissioner goal. We get that two bit arena. Um, okay. Nothing on the open promise outside of New Day, get next shot tag titles. I think we're going to go tag team call out with Yeah, cuz these guys are all tuckered out cuz we gave them back back
Stippy matches. So, we'll actually let's go the other way. Let's have Let's have New Day call them out. We're going to give the full rest uh to the Street Profits. Then Kofi can rest next week. And I'm thinking these guys are going to be my PLE match. And then maybe because we got all the new match types for the helmet, I'll add someone else in. Um, okay. So, elsewhere. Let's sort by stamina. We had Fatal Influence take on Charlotte and Alexa. We tried to start a feud with them and it didn't work, but we did
get Charlotte in a singles feud with Zelena. So, I think we're going to go Fatal Influence, but we're going to give them a tag team that's not officially together and just hope we get really Lucky with chemistry. So, we're going to go Fatal Influence. And then, let's see. So, Alexa Bliss is there as an option. I'm thinking maybe Alexa and Tiffy team up here. We could do Ria in there as well, but I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Alexa Bliss and Tiffany Stratton as a team tonight. We'll see uh how they do. We got a
lot of stamina there, so we can throw a stipulation on that if we feel we need to. Um let's see. Let's see. Looking at feuds right now. Thinking about, you know, go home show. what can be done. So, I think trying to move this feud again makes sense. This could be a quick blowoff at the go home show because I'd like to have at least one feud that can end at the go home to boost it. And I might put other people in there just to try to trigger a rivalry. Uh we've got Jordan Grace
and Jada Parker. We could also make that kind of a quick feud. So, I'm going to toss that on the card. And then Kurt Angle is here. And he's getting involved right away. If I can sort by roll. What naughty person does he want to fight? I'm just like angle and Gunther just feels like it'd be fun. So, I'm thinking that's what I'm going to go after. And then I could sprinkle people into one of these matches just to kind of give it a little bit of a change up. Um, and we have that triple
threat challenge anyway. So, I think I'm gonna make this one a triple threat. And we're gonna bring in sort of by stamina again. Thinking Alistar Black because we had him cut that promo about about Kane last week. So, I think it makes sense he kind of he's crashing the party here for this one. Watching over Kane and Noa Femi. Then for our promo slots here, we have a self-promo challenge. We have a charity challenge, advertising challenge. We also have an invasion challenge, but I don't know if I want to drop one right now just because
I'll probably want Stippies next week and PLE. Um, so let's go self-promo for We're going to go self-promo Rollins. We've got the solo call out challenge. We're going to have Javon call out Rollins. Then charity promo is going to be I'm thinking Ria. I don't have her in a feud yet. I want to keep her involved. I could also go Charlotte to kind of keep that going. I might make this a bigger match just in the name of trying to get some other feuds going since we do have pretty good Stamina overall. So, I'm going
to get Ria Ripley in there. I'm going to get China I'm going to get Jasmine Nicks. That will drop the rating some because we do have a couple level zeros. But it gives them the opportunity to get out there. Gives Ripley a chance to maybe start a rivalry with one of these two. If China and Jasmine Nicks start rivalry with each other, I could turn one baby face. Um, and then Jordan Grace Jada Park have a chance to go level three. So, I'm cool with that. Now, I didn't look at power or yeah, I did
look power. Um, okay. So, I I still don't think I'm going to buy the special promotion since I got one. We've got our handicap match for the two bit arena. tag title match will reward later. That doesn't have to be this week. It's just that the next tag team title match uh has to involve the new day. I feel good about that. I've got time right now, so I'm going to check these. Um so yeah, 10 shows of the invasion promo, 10 shows of the call out, an advertisement. We're very promo based here. All promo
slots filled. That I mean, barring me really messing up, that'll just happen week 15. Um two for two on drama curves. That makes me sleep better at night. 25 match with three stars, 15 promises will happen. 20 superstars to a new rank. That's every five uh levels gets considered a new rank. We'll get there for that. Um 65 popularity, that'll happen. 10 tables matches, 10 triple threats. Uh 10 shows of tag team call out. This is the one that I might I might do a run in and make that women's match up fatal four-way just
to see if I can knock one of these out because it is a random card that could end up being really good. 53 stages of hell. Um that card image is crazy. Just a cake on fire. That's what it looks like to me. Hell yeah. And then 10 rivals with title match. That'll happen. 10 trades will probably happen. Charity promo. We're doing self promo. we're doing. Okay. So, yeah, a lot of mine are promo based, which is a little overwhelming at the start, but as we go, that'll be a good thing. Um, cuz it just
gets me a lot of random ones, and I like I like the rando. Okay, so let's make this a fatal four-way. And we're going to try to have I'm going to put Jasmine Nicks in the match. I like the idea in my head cannon of China versus Ria more. So, I'm gonna have China try to run in on Ria. And hopefully between that or Jasmine Nix in the match, one of those triggers uh the feud. There is what I'm thinking. Um and if we do start the feud courtesy of the runin, we only got to
do that four more times over the next 47 weeks. Um let's do I didn't look. Can these be stipulations? Okay. Tornado tagger backstage brawl handicap matches is kind of insane. It's crazy. Okay. So, that'll be normal. That'll stay. I think this Oh, nice. We got a table specialty in here. So, that goes to tables. Is it Kurt? They're not as uh Yeah, it looks like Kurt. They're not as obvious as last year, but yeah, it is Kurt. So, he's got the little bit of a kind of like the orange sheen behind him. That's not the
Splatter of the logo or like a little gold behind him that Gunther doesn't have. So, that's how you can kind of visualize. Obviously, you can also just check the superstar cards as you're booking them. Then for this women's tag, oh gosh, Hell in a Cell is a specialty here. They do have a lot of stamina. So, do I want to book spend that much? I don't think I want to spend that much yet. Uh because I do want to make logistic upgrades at some point here. So, I think I'm going to just double up on
tables. Put titles on the line. What do we get here? We got a minute left. Backstage brawl. Last man standing. Steel cage and gauntlet. Submission and tornado tag. I think I'm going to grab the fog effects here early. Steel cage can end rivalry early um and get you some extra fans. Or if you can't get rivalries to end, it can help you end it whenever. So, I think I'm going to grab this now. Boom. We got 60K going into next week. We'll hopefully make some money this show. And I think I think think we're golden.
So we're going to go ahead and send it in. NXT, baby. Here we go. Okay, big breath. And we're starting the week. Okay. JC Matteo says it's embarrassing to lose a superstar. Bad as The Miz needs to be said. He wants to fight him again tonight or next week. We'll make It happen. Don't know when. We'll make it happen. All right. Going into here. Let's see what we can pull out of our butt. Uh we're going to have we're gonna have uh Brock Lesnar probably passed him already. No, he's Oh, I did. He's going to
call it CM Punk again. There you are. There you are. There you are. And then we're going to have Maybe we don't do that actually. Well, we we'll see. And we're gonna have Andre the Giant. He's making his debut tonight. Oh, baby. And what he's going to do is possibly a 1v3 against Pat McAfee. So tempted to put Grog in there, dude. You coward. I'm going to do make him make Andre the giant walk the plank, [ __ ] Dragunov. That plank would snap. And we're going to do Carmelo Hayes. So, I think I'm going
to take out our boy Pat here. He's actually pretty hurt from that three stages of hell. And we're going to put instead. We're going to put in Ridge Holland. And then we will have our boy Sean Spears call out Ridge yet again. Where is Sean Spears? I get so panicked when I'm looking for people now. Okay, I got to slow her down lots of times. What we're going to do is get this get schooled too. We're going to need that. And like Cody, I'm going to look at a logistics. But what I think I'm going
to do is I think we're going to get 3,000 more seats at 50 cents more a ticket. That's going to bring in more money faster. We got a little bit of money to play with more than more than most. So, let's go ahead and upgrade already to the concert hall, baby. And again, hidden agenda is right here. Will I use it this episode? Stay tuned. Okay. Actually, I didn't. What other power card? Oh, yeah. Bad pub. Tempting. I think I'll leave it, though, cuz it's only one. If it was a two, I might grab it.
I think we will leave. You guys have contracts. We'll just We don't know. We're going to save that for now. Who's going to use the first power card? Ah, no. You know what? We've been working on Petroic. Probably Woods when he steals Seth Rollins from me. He's going to steal the giant. I'm going to give it to Carmen yet again. Our girlfriend Toronto. We're going to we're going to build her up to a superstar and then manage roster. Somebody has a Oh yeah, she just went to level five. Ambulance or gauntlet eliminator? I'm feeling like
the gauntlet eliminator. I think she's going to have more matches that are full of people rather than 1v ones. So, let's do gauntlet eliminator. I didn't even look. Can if you end up getting time, I don't want to throw off your plan here, but since there's now like sixway and eightways, can we book eight gauntlets? I haven't paid enough attention when we're booking those. Eightway gauntlet is there and eliminator. Dang, those could get saucy, dude. That's crazy, dude. Okay, what else are we going to do? We're going to do JC Matteo wants to fight the
miss. And of course, Damian Priest is also waiting in the wings there. What I want to do is I want to get Dirty Dom and Josh Briggs going. Although this is I just realized it's heal heal. So, what we're going to do instead is we are going to do a roll change and we're going to get we're going to get Well, since Dirty Dom claimed that Rey Mysterio is his real dad, that means he's a face. I thought he was a face for some reason because I think that's just cuz he gets cheered for all
the time. They're like, "That guy's a face." But no, ain't nobody cheering for Josh Briggs. Yeah, I know, right? We're gonna get We're going to do a tag team call out with the Alpha Academy calling out a town down under. We're going to need a peg match. Let's set this up. I would like to get this uh secret hervvice their rematch back. So, let's do let's see if they can win a 1v one against the current champs first and then I think we're going to do some would like to maybe boost this up to a
triple threat and throw somebody in here with some stamina. Uh where is stamina? There it is. Stamina. Maybe like an Ethan Paige just to get him some work. Of course, he's kind of in the tag division, but give him some some solo work, too. Well, oh, Rich Holland is the one he's going after. Okay. Yeah, let's throw Ethan Paige in here just to get a little something going. Although, I would like Oops. I would like to get two faces in here. We had that email saying, "Oh, faces works better. Way better." Let's get on to
Chase in there. We We don't have Chase um in the main event. So, Let's do that. And then I think what we're going to do is possibly a fiveway match. CM Punk, Damen Priest, JC Matteo, maybe either two other guys that have a feud going or two people without a feud going. Jamus and who's the we got Grayson Waller has more stamina. I could throw throw Grayson Waller in here. Let's do that. We're going to keep the title off for now running this week. Stripped. Oh yeah, let's change that up real quick. What's stripped? It
removes all your titles from a cup holder on your brand on my brand. That's pretty handy. Yeah, this is a new one this year. So, it's if you have a champion get injured, you're you have an option that isn't release them or just not have the title on the line forever. But I I like that that's a power card, too, though. Like, otherwise, if you could just strip, it'd be too easy. Yeah. What we're going to do is we're going to throw Does that mean you can't release title holders then? Do you think? I mean,
you probably still could, But release uh release your champions and see if it works, but you got to actually hit release talent to test it. I know. I'm too scared. I'm too scared. I'm too scared. Can't do it. No, I'm sure you still can. I'm either going to throw a stip on this, maybe like a ladder match. If anybody but the Miz, if the Miz wins, none of these guys can go after his intergonal championship. But let's call this a uh number one contenders match for that title. And then opening this one up, I think
we're going to do like Otis's picture. Yeah, he's in the tongue twisters, too. A lot of tong in the roster this year getting exposed. Okay. And actually, I think we're going to take uh we're going to put Ethan Paige in instead of Carmelo. And then we're going to get maybe we get our first intergender match going here. Carmelo versus Oh man. It's like he just gave Otis a compliment and he's like blushing like he's sticking his Come on. You know what? We're going to put Ivy Nile. She's been dominating with this Bever Championship. So, we're
going to put her up against Carmelo Hayes. Um, I think that's actually not going to What we're going to do is we're going to put this first. We are You know what? We're Going to give them their their title rematch. I think that's probably going to be the best thing to do. Even though I just changed the stipulation, it removes the title. I got to always remind myself that screwed me out of PLE the last time. I think what we're going to do is think we might put it in Hell in a Cell because we
got enough stamina here that even if these uh girls fight next week at the go home show, it's not going to end the rivalry and this could potentially be our PL matchup. And I think leaving this one unless I have somebody more popular than JC Matteo to throw in here. I could throw in or not JC Matteo, I meant Grayson Waller. I was looking at JC Matteo's big ass. If I put in Dirty Dom, he's going to he's going to double up today, but I think he could have enough stam stams to do it. And
then what we'll do is we'll have a call out. We'll either do No, Damian Priest is too low. I think what we'll do is I'd like Melo to be somewhere. Maybe he can go in instead of Elia. Wait, Melo. No, I didn't book I did book the intergender match. Okay, never mind. We're good. We'll keep that. I just don't know what call out we want to do. Maybe we'll just do a self promy and have the miz or possibly Big E. You know what? We'll do Biggie. We're going to give Bigg E. He's doubled up
tonight. What else is he doing? He's in this match, but he's got 90 stamina, so doubling up is not that bad, actually. Oh boy. I got I got time. I got time. I'm just thinking Dirty Dom's not going to be great for his match at possibly the PLE, but I think I'll keep him. I think we can I think we can rock this. What we'll do is we got enough money to buy a hell spa. I think we'll rock a hell spa just in case we need it. 20,000. Okay. And we got belts opening the
show. No belt ending the show, but it's a good stippy with five great superstars in it. I think we're doing okay. We got 90 less than 90 seconds. So, take a quick look at what we can do here. Captain Grog, we can send him by two weeks. That's a move. and seven available. Oh yeah, true. Two. Okay, we will not use it this week, but tune in next week where we might be doing our GM power card. All right, locking it in. I'm feeling good. Good. Looking good. All right, here we go. Oh, so Owens
is getting a little injured. We had that big Hell in a Cell match and Triple H is just reminding us of the rules and guidelines for how stamina works. All right, Joe Hendry says, "Thanks for the title rematch. I'm a little disappointed I sucked ass, but that's on me. You held up your part. I didn't follow through." That's right, Joe Hendry. You didn't believe in yourself, you piece of [ __ ] Uh Nia Jax getting tired of winning all the time. She wants a bigger test. Wow. And I don't mean in a tag match. She
wants a triple threat or a fatal four-way match against them. Wow. I want to go up against Ren and Nikki. We'll see. All right. Nia Jack shooting her shot. All right. Rock bottom prices. All match costs discounted by 50% this week. If I don't book the most popular giant that might be Maya Jax, unfortunately. Who's a good giant? It is. Oh, it's IR by a hair. So, he's got a lot of hairs on his chest. Yeah. Oh. Um. All right. So, cool. So, I cannot book the Vikings, but I want to look into what the
hell Nia Jax is on about. So, she wanted a triple threat for Fatal Four-way against Ren and Nikki Cross. Let me see what some of the stam stamps are like. So, Ren's got stamina. Nia's got the stamina. Where's Nikki? She's got it. Is there anybody else? You know what? I might just give her just that. I'll give her Nia. Where's Nikki at? Dang it. All over the place. All right. and Renifer. So there we go. Gets her wish. Uh but we have a go home show coming. So we got things we got to do. So
we got to have the Tongas. They got to call out the Vikings because we got to get this stippy up. I cannot book. So, I can't do the double call outs, but we at least get that. We'll try to shoot our shot. See if we can get that increased. We have the promise resolved. Oh, okay. So, purgatory. Three stages of hell goes higher if I want to drop 50k. Equal opportunist. Intergender matches do not impose the additional fees. So that's pretty cool. Is it worth 20,000 though? Cuz if you were if you think about it
cuz it was 5k I think. Yeah, it was like five or sixk. Well then you could do a whole card full of intergender though. Yeah. Matches. Oh yeah. H I got to ponder that. See if it'll be It's one that I'd want to have just on intrigue, but I don't know. You'd have to have a full card for it to be worth even then. Yeah. I feel like that's a really great card to get as a commissioner goal, but I don't know if I would buy it. Yeah, agreed. So, but speaking of buying things, I
think I'm going to follow in the footsteps of my fellow Canadian and I'm going to nab the concert hall as well. I think the extra ticket price is very attractive to me. So, I'm going to go ahead. We're going to get this thing juiced up. All right. So, now go back through. I don't think the Purgatory one's interesting. I might buy it if I have the cash, but I'm going to book this show real quick. Kind of see where we're at with everything. So, Kevin Owens is about dead. Uh Joe Hendry is dead. I don't
know how these men did not get hurt. So, I'm petrified to book them this week, like do some call outs and such. So, I'm going to let them rest. I'm going to let them live. I want to see if I have I don't have spa A for them. So, it's okay. Um maybe next week we'll get something in the store. So, I got to look at some other rivalries I want to juice up for the Go Home Show. Um I might have to do another tag team call out with sadly I might have to double
book Ren Sinclair. Um, I might do that. Get them called out. Try to get this up a little bit. Is there any other ones I want to pursue? We have Jeez, got a bunch of one stars. So, okay, we're going to fill out this car. We're going to do some tag team wrestling. We're going to get Hank the tank. We're going to have them go against Tyler and Peter. Get that. I want Pentis. Sweet cheeks. Yeah, this can fly. And actually Yeah, I'm just trying to think of what I want to do in terms of
double call outs. Do I want to try to get that to level four? I want to try to get certain things escalated or just fill out a nice card. Um, we have I think we're going to have more tag team wrestling. We're going to get this back on the card, back into action this week. Let's see what we can do with these guys. And then one more match. Should not be hard. I'm just trying to be mindful of morals. Be mindful of where I'm trying to land this plane at. Let's have more tag team wrestle.
We're going to have Fraxium. Pretty deadly cow into the fold. So, okay. Then the last things last. Let's go through here. I think we're gonna have Lyra call out Zel and we're gonna have Tony D'Angelo Ray Phoenix. Where's Raven? He's only two on the mic. I think I'm actually just going to have Another training sesh for Miles Bourne. So, I think that's the card. Just let me flip around the script here. Don't know. I think if I do this with a stip, I think we're going to be all right. Let's have a title match. Let's
have a tables match. I think that'll be okay. We get commissioner goal. I want to check this right here. Nick man. Let's see if we can search for our boy. Let's see if we can find ace facra. Damn. Look for a giant. I think there's any I don't know if he was a giant. I'm not saying it. Maybe he's a specialist. Maybe he's a cruiserweight. Uh, I mean I think it's a fair bet to try giant. Yeah, I think he was a giant actually. Actually, just a giant man. There is bring our king home. I
would love it if they made him like a 10 or something like that. That so funny. How much for the season? 27g. I think I'd rather buy that than spend 20 grand on the powerup card for the intergender matches. So, I think we're going to lock in. The king has returned. Triton is back and better than ever. Um, okay. And do I want to drop 50k for the purgatory? I don't have a lot of money. I don't know if this show is going to generate, but I guess it'll be good to stash it. So, I
think we're good there. I don't think there's any other stipulations I want to add on. So, I think we're going to let it ride in Saudi. All right, 2.0 is going to kick it off on the Saudi tour with a tag team tables match for the women's championship. Fatal Influence. They previously tried to call out Charlotte and Alexa and didn't work. Nothing nothing happened. And Alexa Bliss, you know, saw them in the locker room and was like, "Oh, hey, actually, I'm you know, Charlotte's been really busy. She's women's champion. She's dealing with Selena Vega. So,
uh, I do have a new partner. And Tiffany Stratton pops around the corner and goes, "Who me? You look like a rat and you're probably still a virgin. Shut the up." Who me? And then everyone gets super excited. Tiffany Strat, Alexa Bliss, they're teaming up and they're getting a women's tag title match on night one in the tables match. It's not elimination, just just one set of tables. And in that confusion, Alexa and Tiffy, they didn't realize that it was elimination. So Alexa Bliss was in trouble. She was about to get put through a table.
Tiffany Stratton was trying to go save her. Alexa's like, "No, it's fine. Just go put one of them through a table." So she ran to go get Fon Henley and Jason Jim put her through the table. The bell rang. They were super confused. They're like, "What the hell?" Uh, so it's two and a half star match. But the rivalry began and Alexa and Tiffy, they were just like, "Hey, we misunderstood the rules. We want another shot in the future. And speaking of wanting another shot in the future, the New Day come out to the ring
and they're trying to call out the Street Profits. They say, "Hey, we beat you for your gold, then you beat us for the gold. We want another shot. Come out here right now and accept our challenge for the PLE." And the Street Profits, they don't answer. They don't come out. They're actually sitting home after, you know, the couple crazy matches, the TLC match, the tables match. They're they're tuckered out. New Day's like, "What the hell? We showed up. Why couldn't you?" Then it is Jay Uso. Jimmy Uso. The Uso is taking on the bronze. Or
so we thought because Bronson Reed was unable to get to the ring. He got attacked back in the locker room and Braun Breaker said, "I don't care. I'm a badass dog. I'll fight both you." And the Usos are like, "All right, we we can do that." So, the Usos get a handicap match here against Braun Breaker. And Braun Breaker puts up a great fight, but I mean it's one-on-one. What was we truly expecting here? The Usos get the victory, but Bron Breaker impressive in defeat. I coming out to the ring because I wanted to fight
Kurt Angle. But unfortunately, Seth Rollins, he got into a feud with Javon Evans. And Seth admits that even though Javon Evans wasn't the man that he thought he'd be fighting to start off on NXT 2.0, he's up for the challenge, he's ready to make Javon Evans a star, but don't let that be mistaken. It does not mean that Javon Evans is going to be beating Seth Rollins. Seth will just make sure he looks good in defeat. And then it's Kane and Oba Feimi. They're about to compete, but Alistar Black makes his way out ringside. He
expressed some intrigue to the big red machine last week on NXT 2.0. And the ref is like, "Are you are you in the match?" And Alistar Black's like, "Maybe, maybe not." And he's sitting in his chair watching things go on. And Kane and Oba Femi are going back and forth. And Kane tries to Google Oba Feimi for a choke. Obafi swats his hand away, throws him off the ropes, hits the fall from Grace. But then Alistar Black slides into the ring, hits the black mass on Oba Femi, getting the pinfall, and then he places a
simple envelope onto Kane's chest. No idea if Kane's going to be able to read, but worst case he can take it home to his dad, Paul Bear, and Paul can can read it for him. And we have no idea what that message may say. Two and a half stars Kobe go to level three. And then Javon Evans makes his way out to the ring and says, "Hey, Seth, just so we're clear, you know, you wanted to talk about me, but you were mostly just trying to hype yourself up. Let me hype up the match that
you and I are going to have cuz when we're in the ring one-on-one or potentially in a 37man match because of how big the rosters are in 2K 26, I will outshine you. I will outperform you. I'm the young blood. I'm that future generation. you are not freaking ready for me. And people are like, "Oo, he said freaking." And that's in Seth's name. That's so intriguing and interesting. So, the rivalry goes to level two in the process. Fatal four-way action. It's Jordan Grace versus Jada Parker versus Ria Ripley versus Jasmine Nicks. Ria Ripley's been trying
to find a dance partner. Jasmine Nicks has been watching her Fatal Influence partners have tag team success. Jordan Grace been dealing with Jada Parker, but during this match, China runs out and starts attacking Ria Ripley. But despite that, because there's no DQs in Fatal Four-way. So if if Twitter says this match ended in a DQ, then the Twitter in this game is a lie. But China tries to run and attack Ria Ripley, but Ria Ripley just throws her to the side like it was nothing. In fact, the runin was so poorly done by China that
it doesn't even start a feud. Uh, Enri Ripley gets a two-star victory, pinning Jasmine Nicks after a rip tide. Then the charity promo Charlotte comes out to the ring and says, "I just want to be clear." So, you know, even though Alexa Bliss is teaming up with Tiffany Stratton, her and I, we have no issues. In fact, we want to bring Tiffany into our fold. We want to be a dominant trio because the three of us would be better than the three ladies in Fatal Influence. But while I got to deal with that, I also
do got to deal with Zelena Vega. I have no worries. I'll keep the title. They'll gain the titles for Fatal Influence. We will hold all the gold of the women's division. Doesn't that just sound amazing? And 2,000 fans agree joining the cause for 2.0. But then in the main event, Gunther is out in the ring. He had heard about the signing of Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle coming soon and damn it, Kurt Angle is here. The Olympic gold medalist is in the ring and it's going to be a tables match to kick things off. And in
this tables match, Kurt Angle, he ends up locking Gunther into an ankle lock kind of in the corner. And Gunther, he's trying to climb away and he starts climbing himself up the turnbuckle while Kurt Angle keeps the ankle lock locked in. Kurt Angle climbs up beside him and then sees the opportunity at the table below. So while holding Gother in the ankle lock, he just leaps off the damn rope, pulling Gunther off the turnbuckle, landing him through the table for the victory, refusing to let go of the hold, but Gunther would not tap out. He
would pass out from the pain, but he refused to give the Olympic gold medalist that fanfare and the crowd loved it. Three Star match and the rivalry begins to close the show. Oh yeah, and over on Raw, the anonymous GM, there's an email on the screen and the message reads that the brand NXT is currently sitting in third place, which is GM says is completely unacceptable. The ro roster wants to climb the ratings. The show has to start making statements and that's exactly what they're going to do right now because the opening match, the Dungeon
Dolls, Natalyia and Maxine Depri will defend the women's tag team championships tonight. But the challengers, they get to pick the stipulation. And the challengers, the secret hervous, they reveal it's going to be hell in a cell. And that's exactly how the show is kicking off tonight. And we're going to have the secret hervis getting their t or tag titles back. The cell got heavily involved and that's because they broke through the cage, climbed up to the top, and Piper and Nevin slammed Natty right through the top of that cage. They both went down to the
ground. And because they just didn't even move, Piper was just laying on top of Natty. And that's a one, two, three, four star main or opener. That's how we do it. Backstage, Jackie Redmond is interviewing Paul Heyaymon and asks him how he feels about, you know, essentially being the prize in the upcoming match at Battlegrounds between CM Punk and Brock Lesnar. Heymon immediately dismisses it and says he's not worried because Brock, When Brock Lesnar's involved, there's no debate about who's walking out the winner, especially at a PLLE. and he says he's offended by Punk's statements.
He the wild accusation that he has some secret influence over the anonymous GM. He has no idea who it is. And even if he did, uh the fact that he could pull favors is kind of ridiculous. So he's he's ready for CM Punk's challenge. He's ready to be at Battlegrounds. He will be there. And he says CM Punk is living in a fantasy world. And that's going to grow the rivalry to level three. But the commentators, us boys in the booth, we're announcing that a massive new signing is coming down. It's the glitch. Andre the
Giant, he is coming down to the crowd. He's just throwing up his arms. The crowd loves him. But three men interrupt. It's Ridge Holland, it's Elia Dragunov, and it's Ethan Paige. They're not impressed. They say Andre is a legend, but these the NXT belongs to the newcomers, baby. And so they're going to be email comes on screen. It's going to be a one-on-ree handicap match if the boys can do it themselves. Of course, we'll see here if Andre the Giant. No, that's unfortunate because I guess as everything goes on. I mean, the chaos is going
around. Men are flying all over the place. Andre just couldn't, you know, he's it's like a bunch of little flies coming at you. It's I guess it's Maybe it's, you know, uh one man versus 100 children. Um 100 third graders. That's kind of what it is. But the third graders won this time. It's only a two-star match. to Andre. If he wants to be the glitch, he's got to prove that maybe maybe three men was too much. Oh yeah, Sean Spears ran in and uh I guess he kind of got scared at Andre cuz it
didn't it didn't he didn't do anything to uh Ridge. It didn't grow their feud. So that's cool. Big E is so pumped to be back in the ring. He's getting out of retirement. He's cleared to be in the ring and it's and in fact he's going to be in the ring tonight in a triple threat match and he's so pumped to lace up the boots again and be back in an NXT ring, baby. And five people are like, "Oh yeah, Big E." So that's that's pretty dope. Carmemelllo Hayes is in the ring running his mouth,
bragging about how nobody on this roster is going to be able to touch him. It's going to be his year. Mellow Mania is coming back, baby. And he doesn't care who it is. Anybody wants to take him on. Heavyweight, cruiserweight, tag team, anyone in the back. And he he keeps repeating anyone. Anyone. He very much says anyone. And that's when the divas champion Ivy Nile walks out and commentary us on commentary reminding everyone how dominant Ivy Nile has been. And Ivy says, "You wanted anyone? He got anyone. This match is happening right now, baby." Oh,
I really wanted Ivy Nile to take it. But Carmelo Hayes, even though Ivy Nile was really showing up, showing out her power, I think maybe Melo kind of pulls out some dirty tricks while the ref wasn't looking. pokes her in the eye and uh rolls her up for a win. That's why it's only a a onestar match. And Ivy Niles confused, pissed. But we'll see uh see how she she handles that. Dom has been doing a lot of thinking lately. He just realized something. The fans aren't booing him because they hate him. They're booing him
because they they expect better out of Dom. And Dom says Dom says he will be better going forward. And everybody in the crowd's like, "Aw, all right. Yay." And they cheer, "Dirty Dom." And Biggie said it tonight. He's returning to the ring. And here he is. He's in the ring tonight. Trick Williams been talking [ __ ] saying this grandpa is coming back. He's going to put him back in the retirement, back on the IR, back on the shelf where he belongs. But Andre Chase has inserted himself into this match. For some reason, he's been
trying to rebuild Chase U. And I think he's realized that nobody's going to see him as a leader if he can't win some singles matches. So, he inserts himself into this match tonight because the superstars run this show. It's not just about the GM and Andre Chase maybe showing off the leader that he is because Andre Chase, I mean, I guess maybe Big E and Trick are getting into that heat exchange. They start brawling maybe outside the ring and then Chase capitalizes. He's going to catch Trick um with a nice uh with a nice uh
I actually don't know what Andre Chase's finisher is. I didn't look that up. There's so many people on the roster. But he hits him with his finisher outside of the ring rolling back in. And then Big E, as confused as he was, he just maybe isn't ring or in ring ready yet. Got some rust to take off. He loses Chaseu, but Andre Tase maybe is that leader. Two and a half stars and Biggie and Trick Williams go up to level two. Alpha Academy, they're not in Riad tonight. Actually, they're calling in from Sydney, Australia, because
they were told by a town down under that the water goes uh the opposite direction. It goes counterclockwise when you flush the toilet in Australia. So he that's what a town Down Under said. So they're here to prove it tonight. They're in front of a toilet. They hit the lever and that's all just a lie. The toilet water runs the correct way weighin in Australia. That's an urban myth. It does not go backwards. Alpha Academy is pissed off and they're coming back uh to NXT with some fire against a town down under for being a
bunch of big fat phony liars. Big fat phony. You're a big fat phony. That's right. You're a big fat phony. to level two, baby. This one's kind of been all over the place. JC Matteo uh was calling Miz trash and saying he wants another shot at The Miz. Bisexual Undertaker is saying that JC Matteo doesn't even belong on NXT. Doesn't even belong in a WWE roster. He can head back to whatever whatever bloodline hole he crawled out of. He can go way back there. And then the situation gets even more worse when Sheamus comes out.
be sick of listening to everyone argue and he's going to just fight the first person he sees Dominic Mysterio off his role changes come out and says I want to prove myself. So you know what the Nemail comes on the screen. The GM is making a statement That they're all going to have a match tonight. If either of these four competitors win they are the number one contender if they can get the contract from the briefcase up top. But if the Miz gets that contract well ne neither of these four guys can ever challenge him
for the IC title. We'll see if there's a possible number one contender. And it looks like Sheamus is going to come out and come out. And he hits a nice little bro kick off JC Matteo. He's throwing Miz out of the ring. He's showing showing Dom what's up. Maybe maybe a kick off the ladder again. He climbs up. He grabs the contract. He's going to be your number one contender in a fourstar match. Gross. All right. Yeah. You love it. I love how Sheamus is winning on my brand and Kevin Owens is winning. What the
hell is going on? So, to get the taste out of our mouths from Sheamus becoming the number one contender, we're going to hop over to ECW. We're going to have the El Grande Americanos get back into the ring against Noam Dar and Walken Wild. We're going to have a good oldfashioned tables match EC Dub style. Can the El Grande Americanos finally have some chemistry? No, they cannot. They have just been running their heads into the walls. That's why Gnome Dar gets a big victory as he puts the original El Grande Americano through the table while
Keem Wild slaps hands with Nomar after the big victory yet again. The El Grande Americano struggled to get any sort of traction, but the rivalry does grow to a juicy level too. Speaking of tag team rivalries growing and possibly wastelines growing with the Vikings having a week off. The rivalry is going to grow to level three. We had the Tongas calling them out cuz they say, "Hey, you guys need to put some freaking shirts on, brother. This is getting horrible." looking at that pasty white skin and that hair just covering it and those protruding nipples
just and they're like, "You know what? We're going to take a week off. We're going to think about it. We're going to be back." But damn it, our rivalry does grow to level three. And then Fraxium, more tag team shenanigans on this brand. Elton Prince, Kit Wilson, pretty deadly. They got their nipples out. Fraium has something to say about that. And what they say is you should put them things away too cuz the rivalry is going to grow to level two. They come away with a big win. Praxium over. Pretty deadly. And then we get
the rivalry to level three. Ren Sinclair, she might be in a match later on tonight. Have her hands full. But right now she's got time to grab the mic with Soluka. Call out Nia Jax. and uh what's her what's her name? Dimes. Dames. Is he Is he dame? Izzy Dame. Yes. They call them out and they say, "You know what? We haven't gained our rhythm quite yet, but our time is coming. Nia Jax has become dangerously far too dangerously full of herself. That ego has grown three times the size of her own heart. And it's
going to come back to bite her. We're going to stay home. We're going to keep grinding in the gym and our victory is coming soon enough. And then Hank and Tank, what's not to love? They're just trying to keep working, keep grinding, but they're taking their lumps, though, cuz Tyler Bait and Pete Dunn are just too much to handle right now. This is what a professional tag team looks like. They know how it operates. So, Hank of Tank, they admire Tyler and Pete from afar, but you know what? They're working to become what they can
be, which is just a solid midcard tag team rivalry does grow. So, we've had uh like five tag team feuds grow just in the start of this card. So, this is a lot of fun. And then, hey, Fire Valkyy's like, you like tag team feuds growing? What about singles feuds growing? And everyone goes nuts. Even Zoe Stark from the back also just pumped to see all the action going on on this beautiful brand. And then Nia Jax and her boastful self, she contacted me directly said, "I need a triple threat match. I'm Calling out. I
want Renclair even though I'm already in a robbery with her and throw Nick Cross's [ __ ] ass in the ring, too." I was like, "Okay." So, let's see if Nia can walk the walk. Can she dominate these two ladies? No. And I told you, Ren and Soul staying humble, grinding in the gym, working their way towards taking down Nia Jax in the tag team form one day. But right now, she's going to steal a victory over Nia Jax because Nikki Cross doesn't even pay any attention to Ren Sinclair the whole match. She just goes
straight after Nia Jax. So, they're going to start a feud and then Ren Sinclair finally gets a big dub and makes a statement win over Nia Jax and humbles her ass and a big time win. And then Miles Bourne just keeps grinding, my friend. Waiting patiently for his time in the ring, but it is coming. He keeps growing. So, he should be on his way to a level three. He'll definitely be a level two in the ring. So, greatness is coming from Miles Bourne. And then greatness is already here with Chad Gable. Shoo she says
to Penta. Shoo she says to the haters. Shoo she says to Canada. Wow. I know. True. And he says he's just well he's got nothing to say. He shoots everybody else and then he shues himself because he knows it's time to fight. He's putting That title back on the line against Penta. Just a normal match. No stippies. Chad Gable just ready to dominate. He's dominated this rivalry even though Penta has the higher ring XP until tonight. Penta says, "I'm tired of shushing." But you know what? Even though I'm shush, I'm going to let my wrestling
do the talking. And it speaks a loudspoken word that is greater than any word that can be spoken. Because what's better than hearing the one, two, three, and that ring of the bell echo throughout the arena? And Penta raises up the TV trophy and walks out of the ring a champion. And Chad Gable left reeling. He's got to figure out a way. Can he at the Go Home show or at the PLE get that title back. And then finally, we head over to NXT Mutiny. The robots have something to prove. And in the last episode,
we saw Bailey and Precious Silver make their debut as a team and they took down Becky Lynch and Julia. So now they're trying to do it again. Title's still not on the line. Becky and Julia said, "No, no, no, no, no. You got you got lucky. That wasn't fair. We didn't we didn't know what that hellish thing was you brought to the ring and she had armor on. That's not fair either. But we're ready this time." And then they totally weren't ready at all. Bailey and Precious Silver could be a deadly duo in the women's
tag team scene. They take down Becky and Julia once again. Three stars. Gotta think they got a title of match incoming and Precious Silver said, "Hey Becky, You got issues with me, but Becky was still knocked out from the end of the match." So Becky couldn't respond. So it was just Precious Silver talking to a corpse. Uh so the rivalry doesn't move anywhere. Then Jacob fought too a few weeks ago. He said, "Get a load of this guy." And Charlie Dempsey, you didn't like that. So they started a feud. Now that feud is coming into
the ring. Can Charlie Dempsey get the victory night one? He can get the victory night one. He takes down Jacob Fod too. And after the match says, "Your bloodline's a joke. My bloodline is the real deal." And the rivalry goes to level two because of it in that twostar fair. Cruz Del Toro lets us know that hey, you know, double checked at the time of recording, what you have is still the world championship of NXT mutiny. And I want that. I need that. And as comes out to the ring, towers over Cruz del Toro says
there ain't no damn chance you're ever going to get it. Their rivalry goes to level four. Then we got the Wyatt 6 versus part of the MFTt. The tree branches are split all over the damn place. And that's why this version of the MFT can't get the win here. Wyatt 6 take him down. Two and a half stars. We do get a feud underway. And then Jacob Fatu out to the ring. or no what? No, this is backstage. Because he was already in the ring for the match. Backstage, he says, "Look, I know I may
lost tonight, but one thing I will not allow to be mocked is me, my blood, my passion, my drive for everything I do in that ring." And he gets four fans in the process. The people love Jacob Fatu Despite the L. And then Julius Creed going oneonone with Randy Autton. And he's got his brother Brutus out there standing ringside wanting to help him out. But Randy Orton don't give a damn. He hits the RKO on Julius Creed. Brutus jumps up, starts, you know, trying to get into the ring while he's trying to go between the
top of the middle rope. Randy Orton runs in, hits kind of like a low version of the RKO, taking him down as well. And then he gets the pin on Julius for a twostar victory and rivalry underway. and Nikita Lions, she was like, "Hey, do you guys want me to do the the gimmick with my buttocks?" And people are like, "Ah, you did that the last two weeks. Do something else." And then she's like, "Okay, check this out." And it's like when a little kid tells you to watch them do something and then they just
kind of like spin in place twice and then they stare at you like they did something amazing. But you know, when it's a kid, you're like, "Oh my gosh, that was so cool." But this is a grown woman. So there was one person that gave her support for her just doing little spins. Uh, but she's gonna have to get in the ring if she wants to start building up the fan base. And then the Mutin X Championship on the line. Rusev beat Ricky Saints the first matchup, but there wasn't a title on the line. Ricky
Saints won the second matchup and got the belt. This is the tiebreaker between these two. And it is going to be Rusev getting the victory and Mutin X gold in the fourstar match. And the rivalry goes Up to level three to close the show. So for those rundowns, NXT 2.0, we have Fatal Influence take down Tiffany Stratton and Alexa Bliss in a two and a half star tables match. Keeping the tag team gold, they begin a feud. The Usos take down Bronn Breaker in a twostar handicap match. Triple threat action. Alistar Black gets the victory
over Oba Femi and Kane. Oba Feimi and Kane have their rivalry go up to level three. Uh fatal four-way action. Jordan Grace, Jada Parker, and Jasmine Nicks come up short to Ria Ripley. China tries to run in, but the runin doesn't go very well. So nothing really happened uh because of it. Then in the main event, a three-star tables match. Kurt Angle puts Gunther through the table while hanging on to the ankle lock. Their rivalry begins in that three-star match. Call outs Javon Evans goes to level two with Seth Rollins. And then the New Day
call out to the Street Profits does not move the rivalry for ECW. It's going to be a two and a half star opener. Nom Dar and Ween Wild take the Grande Maros down uh in the tables match their rivalry up to level two. Then Fraxium takes down Pretty Deadly. Their rivalry up level two. The rivalry success continues as Cheek was saying during the show. It's a two and a half star match with Pete Dunn Tyler B. New catchup public taking down Hank and Tank. Their rivalry goes level two. Then Ren Sinclair in triple threat action
gets the impressive victory. Nia Jackson, Nikki Cross starting a rivalry in defeat. And then the main event, Penta getting the television championship off of Chad Gable around his own waist in that three and a half star match. The rivalry goes to level Three for the call outs. Lar Valkyia goes to level two with Zoe Stark, Renclar and Suka go to level two with Nia Jax and Izzy Dame. And then the TAS call out uh the Viking Raiders and they go to level three as well. Then over to NXT, the Secret Harvest takes down, what did
you say? Dungeon Dolls was the name for Dungeon Dolls. Yeah, Dungeon Dolls. H dude, that's sick. I like that. Four stars in the Hell Victory for the Secret Harvest. getting uh the gold back from the dungeon dolls. In the one-on-ree handicap match, Sean Spears runs out, causes chaos, and the trio uh still get the victory. Rich Holland dragging off beneath the page taking down Andre the Giant. One-star match. Carmemelllo Hayes wins the intergender contest over Ivy Nyle. Andre Chase gets the triple threat victory over Big E and Trick Williams. Big E and Trick Williams have
the rivalry go to level two in that two and a half star match. And then main event, four stars. Sheamus winning the fatal five-way ladder match in a future opportunity at the IC title over Dominic Mysterio, JC Matteo, Damian Priest, and the IC champion, The Miz, who was trying to stop it all from happening. Call outs, uh, the Alpha Academy goes to level two with a town down under because they're lying, cheating, liars. And then Brock Lesnar goes to level three with CM Punk. Finally, for mutiny, Press Silver and Bailey get a three-star victory over
Becky Lynch and Julia. They're already level two. Uh Charlie Dempsey gets a Twostar victory over Jacob Fatu. Their rivalry level two. New rivalry begins as the White Six take down the MFTt in a two and a half star match. Randy Orton begins a feud with Julius Creed in a two-star match. And in the main event, Rusev uh gets the mutiny X championship defeating Ricky Saints in a four-star match. That gets the rivalry to level three. And then for the call outs, Cruz Del Toro goes level four with Precious Silver's call out of Becky Lynch does
not move the feud. For NXT 2.0, No, it's going to be a 99 rating score, $35,000 fans, $21,000. And Seth Rollins, uh, who also cut a promo on the exact same show, says Javon Evans sure spends more time running his mouth and fighting in the ring. Uh, then Javon said, Seth Rollins took all the air time yammering away on the mic. So maybe Javon wanted a longer promo, but Seth Rollins. Yeah. So just two guys mad at the other person for yapping. We'll have to see what happens when they get in the ring. For base
NXT, it's going to be a 102 rating score for Canada. He's going to get $35,000 fans, lose $22,000. Trick Williams talking his trash on Big E. And you can see running show. That's funny that his name has runin in the in the name and he's talking about the runin of Sean Spears. Uh maybe that's all he tweets is like his whole account's just him tweeting about runins that happen at wrestling events. ECW going to get a 95 rating score for Cheek. going to get 29,000 fans, $45,000. Pete done talking some trash on Hank Walker and
no. Damn it. Wow. And then NXT Monster calls out the Ren. Settled the score with Nia Jax by uh stepping up in that triple threat match or the promo again. Just all over Nia Jax. Got her number there. 96 uh for AI Woodsy and Mutiny. They get 30,000 fans, $55,000. And Charlie Dempsey, you know what? Fair enough. He won the match after the FA two promo called him out. Says all bark, no bite. I was hoping the tweet about the champion would specify which title it was. But we're just saying it's mutx championship until we
know for sure which one's the world and which one's the men's. Also, Bailey and Precious Silver uh in their second tag team match develop their tag chemistry. For myself at 2.0, we get that two bit arena for having the handicap match. Canada going to get the stripped power card for I forget what you did to get that. Do you remember? Running. Runnin. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Then Cheek going to get the rock bottom prices for uh not booking his best giant in a match. And these are the standings heading in to our first go
home show. So I am up 10,000 fans on Canada. Canada up 1,000 fans on the AI and the AI up 6,000 fans on Cheek. But of course, again, we're at the top of the year. It's It's super tight across the board. We go from Saudi Arabia to Canada and Cheek off. All right, here we blow. Thanks for the match against Sinclair and Nikki. I kind of knew they'd have to team up and cheat to deny me my victory, but the crowd could see who the best fighter was. Hell yeah. All right. Oh. Oh, boy. He
knows. He knows if you want to get a big opportunity on Cheeks Brain, you got to be friends with Triton. Wow. Ray Phoenix says he's been talking with Triton a lot. He had a great idea. They should team up for a tag match. I actually think he'd make an awesome tag team. Wow. He might help him get some wins, too. Level 15 ring XP. I love how Ray Phoenix knows to ride the coattail. Yeah, that's that's a smart play. He He's That's just proof he watches the channel. He watched last year. He's probably a subscriber.
Like the people out there. If you're not subscribed, you should probably be like Ray Phoenix and hit that subscribe button. Yeah, why not? Ooh. Yes, you absolutely should. And we'll make the promise to Pretty Deadly to rematch against Fraium within the next couple of weeks here. So, okay. A lot of things going on, a lot of things happening. This is our first go home show. Oh, bad timing. If I have an extreme rules match, good time. Oh, all right. And there you go. A little fun note there on go home shows. Yep. And that's where
rivalries that are level three or level four will end if they get booked at the go home show. Um and just like ple if you if you end a rivalry you do get a little bit of a a boost um on that match for closing out the feud. A boosty boy. All right, let's do a tag team call out here. Uh good lordy suck on the mic. Um, where's Fraxium, though? Three. Two. Good lord, you people. Um, they got higher stamina, so we're going to have them call out Elton Prince. We're going to try desperately
to get this to at least a level three. um because we're going to put them in another match tonight and I think it might be the extreme rules match to get that card as well. So, we'll see. I might adjust on the fly here Um as we go forth. But real quick, obviously we're not getting any logistics. Talent scouts. Oo, baby. Stephanie McMahon. Helmsley. Oo. Shaking my head. I think that's really fun and interesting. But I have You guys are probably going to be pissed that I'm going to pass on her, but I am. I
don't need another jobber to build up. I just brought in Triton. Hey, better be pissed off than pissed on. Yep. Mhm. Exactly. I just brought in Triton and I just uh you know, I'm trying to build up Miles Bourne, so I kind of have my hands full. And speaking of, we're going to go ahead and get schooled. Get schooled. Oh, man. This one's good, too. Especially with us on the immortal difficulty. That morale is going to be tougher this year. Contract negos had in two weeks. That could be pretty clutch as well. But really, as
it stands right now, only got room for one more on the card. So, we're going to go ahead. We're going to get the morale. So, this is going to be a pretty tight show. So tight. Um, it's going to be tight. So tight. Um, okay. Now, next week Man, this is tough sledding. There won't be room for anything except for advertising. So, we're going to I'm trying to think here because Hendry and Owens have no stamina. If I fight him next week, they're going to get hurt and then I'm going to have a champion out.
So, my immediate thought is to pivot this into the following PLE. Um, that way they can build up their stamina again. So that might be the play for there. But then I got to have a good feud for next week. So that might be where Penta and Gable come in. So I might and because I don't have any monies clear this. My call out's going to be reserved. right here to get this to level four for next week. So, yeah, we're tap D. We're towing the line. We're tap dancing right on the boundary here. We're
going to make things work cuz that's what we do. And then we'll get the shirtless versus shirts. So, we got shirts and skins right there. Skins, baby. And then because of that, I think the extreme rules will probably be them. So, we're just going to pivot you. Dang it. I know. I'm I'm still like my brain clearly isn't used to just like sliding over to select match types. I keep doing that, too. Freaking infuriating. All right, there we go. So, this will be our finale. And then we're going to what do we got? More tag
team love there. And then I like it. I like it. We're filling out a solid little card here. Um, you know what? Let's get these ladies in the match. I like that. And we have room for one more. Who's going to get the nod? As much as I want to put Hanky Tanky in, I don't think Unless Unless Unless Hold on. Four-way tag. Can't do a four-way tag. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I was going to get wild. Wa. Wild. Yep. Nomar. Screw Nomar. Sorry. No. I am Dar according to the draft uh pronunciation. Yeah, which is
false by the way. Well, yeah, I didn't say it. All right, so we're going to do since we can't have a lot of fun because I have no money. Um, no monies. No monies, I think it is best to go this route right here. Go with a tested duo. But so we're going to get this promise here taken care of. We got three weeks though. So we can even do this after the PLE. We can get Ray Phoenix and Triton. We'll get them in the mix. Don't you worry those waiting at home. And then now,
so as we know, we can see here none of these work except for advertising. So we're going to get some money in. So I just need some of my best men. You're the best around. Nothing ever bring me down. All right. I just need my heavy hitters. I need people who are good on the mic. Oh, dude. What's Kevin Owens really great on the mic? I don't know if you knew that. Mr. Iguana. What isn't Kevin Owens good at? Good question, man. Probably crocheting. No, he slaps at that, too. Yeah, I could I could see
him being sneaky good. All right. And then I just want to see Nathan Frasier might not be bad to get in the mix. Uncle Howdy. We could actually have him on cuz he is kind of neutral faced. He's rowdy. Yeah, he is rowdy. Or Bray Wyatt. We haven't used Bray Wyatt that much, so we might as well have him do a little badizing queen. Yeah, I think we're good then. Why the hell is original Grande Americano so good on the mic? What are we doing? All right, but I think that's going to be the show.
We're going to get our card. We got our commissioner goal. We knocked out a promise. We have tons of good rivalries on deck tonight and we're Going to have a setup for as long as Chad Gable hits, we're going to have ourselves set up for a beautiful uh PLE next week when we get to Battleground. So, I think that's it. Literally, I cannot do anything else. I've given you guys my all. Is there anything? Oh, duh. Done. Journey begins. Yep. For our king. Tanking. So, there we go. All right. I think we're good now. That's
pretty good, especially for being in a place like Canada. Oh, I'm sorry. That was just a joke. Oh, it's okay. Speaking of Canada, baby, we're going to Calgary, right? Thanks for the rematch against Miz, but you suck. Didn't go the way. And Talia expects to be in on the show, which is tough because she was just in last week. Dang it. Uh that loser Spears attacked me. Sure. No problem. Let's get going. Running our most popular star for I know a guy. Um no, cuz that's going to be like CM Punk. Yeah, that's just that's
just not happening. We could make it happen, but I mean I know a guy three is not uh I don't know. It's not one that we have to get. You know what I mean? You don't you don't want to know any guys? No, I don't want no guys. Um, do do I have any level three feuds? I don't. So, except for obviously those two. So, what we're going to do is either tricksters. Where is Trick? There he is. He's only got 50 bow. So, that's actually okay. What we're going to do is we're going to
have Big E. We're This is the first time we're going to see if this works. And then we're going to have Big E versus Trick Williams. So, we're going to try to move that up to level three. And then we're going to try to end it in the same night. We're going to see if that actually works. Um, I think we might have to go over here and we're going to get Steph. Please look up some Jabas. Clint McTimber. Timber. Come on, man. I need to see somebody. Okay. Uh, okay. I'm going to grab this
quickly now that I see it cuz Superstars GM is definitely going to be needed in on this in this year. And what we're going to do is Oh yeah, we were buying somebody. We're going to get Oh gosh. We're going to look up this Abrica Slam coming on over. Who's that other guy? We're do we're going to do Oh, buddy. Let's do 15 weeks of Africa slam. And then who was the other one? You want flex menu yawn? Oh, for sure. I mean, I'd rather have somebody a little more timber. Dinky. I need a face.
That's my biggest problem. I'm going to go flip Timber. You know what? Flex. Look how jacked he is. You know what? We're going to do Flex. We're going to do Timber's pretty damn big, too. He is, but he's a heal. If he wasn't heal, we'd get We'd think about Timber. You know what? Just for cheek, we're going to sign Timber. Let's go, dude. Hell yeah, brother. Um, so let let us do our We said there was another one contenders match, so we might as well make that tonight. It's going to be The Miz. It's going
to be Sheamus. The title is going to be on the line. I wanted to see something real quick, though. I might as well test it out here. Um, here it is. One versus two. Um, I wanted the one to be like the champion. I just want to see just throw in two random people. Okay, you can't do a title match. I was wondering like you know how we've seen um handicap matches where the the person who pins wins the title. I thought maybe it could be something like that. Um but no, you cannot put up
the title in a handicap match. Good to know. Good to know. Uh what we're going to do is we are going to get Andre a W here And he's going up against Flex and James and Abrica Slam, baby. Let's see what we can pull out there. Uh Natty is expecting to fight tonight, so she's got to get in the ring. Where is she? Here she is. Might even just do it a one v one right now. Maybe up against a Lash Legend because Lash needs to get in that ring, dude. And then man main event
time will be it has to be Miz and Sheamus. And we will put it in a nice dip. It's going to be I don't have enough for three stages of hell. Quality boost. We're looking for a high and that's going to be either like Helena sells 50 but TLC gets not just a high quality boost versus a maximum. Um we're going to try to rock a TLC since you know the contract was in a ladder. Why not put the uh why not add some tables and chairs and put it up there then? That's that works
for me. And last but not least, we're going to try it again. This isn't going to end the feud, but I could potentially know Austin Theory is going to be up for injury if he fights this week. Could possibly do a double down and and have it ready for the PLE. I might as well. As much as I don't really want to do this. Oh. Oh, she's fighting already. Never mind. That was a thought of putting just getting them back into a match. But I think we'll keep that the way it is. And we will
put we'll put wish I had another level three somewhere cuz I can't put this at first cuz then it won't end. I need to do it this way to see if it'll end. That's going to be our potential only level three feud here. Maybe put it in a tables match. Or maybe not, cuz I actually might do better than whatever the hell I'm going to book in this match here. Almost regretting my call out last week cuz I could have had them fight this week. You know what? I guess what I can do is kind
of like do the Oops. either have them do the the opponents tag up thing. Can they coexist? Can they coexist against Timber and Captain Grog? There we go. Look at that. They can they coexist? Let's go. I don't know if it's going to be a great opener. Timber makes the plank that Captain Grog. No, I can't do this. Oh, that's good. That's good. Bore. I think the only thing I could possibly do is either like Lesnar and Tim Burr because you know Lesnar's like a [ __ ] lumberjack in Saskatchewan now. So that kind of
that's where he met Tim Burr. Tim Bur's Canadian by the way. Makes me think of Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Yeah, like Nightmare Before Christmas. And then maybe we throw something like this. Even though it would have to be more Cat and Grog would make more sense, but groggy like he's a little tired. My only gripe on doing this is that Pat McAfee and Timber suck, so it's not going to break that well. I'd have to do like a Dirty Dom and a Josh Briggs. At least I got five minutes to figure this out. This is
like my only thing. I'll leave that for now. We have to go book some uh call outs to get things ready for the PLE. we're going to do is we're going to have Dirty Dom call out Josh Briggs and possibly do a double down here to make sure we have at least one level four feud and then I guess technically um either do CM Punk calling out Brock Lesnar. I think maybe we'll do that. And then what else we're going to do is Eio Sky Chelsea Green in an extreme rules match. We can afford it
for the title. Okay. Still worried this is going to rate better, but I think with extreme rules and a title, I think we're going to be fine. Even though it's a and a specialty match, I think everything all considered, I think this is going to rate better than a 155, a 1510. Although that level three feud is scaring me. We'll see. We're just going to see have to see what happens. Unless I just take this out and have them feud until the next PLE, but I kind of want to see if it will work. So,
for the knowledge, I think we'll keep it. Maybe maybe we'll just add some people into this match. How about we'll get the champ in there. We'll get Blake Monroe getting a shot. Um, Kiana James getting a shot as well as I love how with the deep rosters and extra match types, you're just like throw people in. Throw these girls in. I think that's the move. Unless I wanted to kind of do an Ivy Nile challenge, But it is something where if you aren't doing that, like if someone's not getting booked, they're getting Yes. So, you
do kind of have to sprinkle in some Well, that's why I'm interested too at the trade sessions like are we just going to be dumping off a bunch of low morals every PLE or how does that going to look too? I know that's going to be real interesting. No, I think I need to do Eio Sky versus Chelsea Green just because that's at least a feud. That's doing something. And we'll put the world title on the line. All right, I'm feeling okay. I'm not feeling certainly great. We still got 2 minutes and 30 seconds. And
like I said, you if you stuck around, we were going to use our second GM power card, except it's not going to be the hidden agenda. We're going to use Cactus Jack on NXT. Yeah, get his ass 2.0 because we know that this year we we're going to have to book at least the minimum amount of people you can book is six people at the PLE. Last year, if you use Cactus Jack, somebody could just throw a a 1v one and then our our crossbranded matches. That's only four competitors. This at least Cody's going to
have to put five real people unless he wants to sign a bunch of jobbers for his PLE, which I don't think he was going to do. I was going to do this last week to this week and then I thought there's no way he can throw on a PL. He could throw a go home show. He ain't going to throw a PL. So, we're going to try that. see how that work. Crazy code it can be though. Wait a minute. Isn't Damian Priest in a match tonight? No, I'm going to keep because he's not. He's
not. So, we're going to keep this going. We're not Panicking on time this this week. I actually have some uh time. The titles are on. That's the biggest thing I care about. And did I do my Oh, no. It was just a thing. And Natty gets to make an appearance. Make sure I'm not uh three weeks to do that. That's fine. That's just like if I hopefully I can remember after the PLA to do that. Then Brock Lesnar's going to get a shot. All right. Punk calling out Lesnar. All right, boys. Good shot. I think
we can do this. And if I would if I would if we would have known if we can do a call out to um end a feud, I would maybe have saved this for the next week and done the first promo a call out and then try to end the feud the next one the next goound. But we don't know if it's actually going to work. So, this is my test subject to see if uh a call out before their match can end something. All right. And then we head over to 2.0. Ripley pissed that
China attacked her. China. I wish you would have been so pissed uh that you started a feud last week, but uh we'll make that happen. Uh similar what Canada just mentioned with the Rich Han situation. We can't do it after PL. Just got to remember if we have a hel. That's a really good card. So I think somebody's going to hell this week. Can't pass up a bad pub three. Um other promises right now the only worried about outside of what we just promised. Ria is new day get the next shot at the street profits
tag titles which is the plan. Um power cards here. We've already got a fixed match. Get schooled one is tempting. Uh, but we'll wait and see because we are going to be booking a Hell in a Cell. So, I got to see kind of how the show funnels here. I'm actually gonna look at the Ross page. It'll be easier for me to digest my feuds that way. So, I think the only level three we have is Obami and Kane. So, I think we're going to close out that feud. Um, I don't know if it will
be Hell in a Cell, but what I'm going to do, I think this will be the quickest way or I guess it won't be the I was thinking if I book a hell in a cell then I could like get marked who the specialists are but I would have to throw them in before they get marked. So I'm just seeing So Jimmy Uso has the specialty, Tiffany Stratton specialty. Um and that is it. So if I want to use rivalry for Hell in a Cell, I could have the women's tag titles be Hell in a
Cell or I could have Usos versus the bronze and Hell in a Cell without a title on the line. Um, and then for Kane and Oba, I quit for Kane. Oba's ambulance. We don't have those unlocked yet. So, I think let's go ahead and get the women's tag titles on the line. We almost threw this in hell in a cell last week and we didn't save money. So, I think I'm going to give them the hell in a cell match. But it does make me question what my curve would end up being in terms of
which one would be better between this or Oba and Kane closing out their feud. I think they've both been these ladies I know got three stars last week. I think Oba and Kane are turning right around three as well. I think they got two and a half last week. So I'm going to say if I give these two their specialty and the titles, I feel that can main that gets me a bad pub three. We got one as a random card from our draft. That'll be a second one. It's a good card to have as
we go through. And then um I think Oba and Kane is our opener. Um, what I'm wondering is, do I want to have somebody crash the party for the sake of a boost to the match or I could have I could have both Kurt and Gunther crash it. Um, Kurt Angle's got the tables match boost. Seeing who else maybe has a tables boost. That's what we're scrolling for right now. Can't be a lady in this case. So, yeah, Angle's the only one I have that has tables match boost. So, I'm thinking we make this a
fatal four-way tables Match. We let Gunther and Kurt uh get added into this thing. So, we go like that. Then elsewhere on the card, I think we get these guys involved. I think we go try to move that feud and then with what we've got left I think we go Zelena Charlotte title and then it's whether or not kind of same thing like we were talking about just adding people to matches just to get more people on the card. I could add someone to this or I could add someone to this just for the sake
of getting some people booked. Obviously, it does mean two people are losers in the match instead of one, but I think we've got the ability here to kind of just keep opening up opportunity. So, let's go. You know what? Okay, we're going to go triple threat here. The reason is we're going to also we're going to make two tests here. So if Canada's test doesn't happen, I'm also testing it. So we're going to go Jordan Grace, Jada Parker, title on the line. Then we're going to go with a call out earlier in The show. Whichever
one is better on the stamina front. 47. Jada's got 61. She has a worse promo, but we're still going to go this way cuz of the stamina. See if we can get that to level three and then close it here. Then we're going to go with a charity promo. And that charity promo is going to be cut by our world champion LA Knight. We are going to go tag team call out. This time we're going to have the street profits try it since Kofi is the one that needs the rest. This has a decent chance
to be the PLE match. I'm not 100% locked into what I'm going to do with the PL since we're only clearing one feud. We'll kind of just make a judgment call in the moment based on stamas and where everything is. Then I want to do a we're going to go with a selfpromo. I'm between AJ or Logan Paul. Logan Paul's in a feud. So I think we're going to have Logan Paul do the self-promo. And again, we're kind of trying to trickle our way through challenges. Um just kind of get moving. So call outs. We've
been doing advertisement. We've only got the one so far, but we've do been doing a lot of charity call outs, tag call outs, self-promos. I don't do a lot of self-promos, so I've been trying to knock those out quicker. Um because when I naturally book, I'm not thinking About self-promos. I usually prefer to do like ring XP, get fans, get money, or get rivalries moving. So, I'm intentionally doing the self-promos now. Um so, when I'm naturally booking later on, I'm not thinking about it too much. So, now we've got the stuff booked. Um, we're sitting
on 30,000. I think I'm going to hold on the power cards. Get gold one is definitely tempting, but I want to wait on that. Uh, because I might try to go for the concert hall at the PLE depending where the money is and what I'm booking there. If I buy that power card, that could be the difference. So, I'm fine not giving someone the five ring XP. So, we're good with Triple H's challenge. I feel good about this. I wish there was a I wish there was a way to see like a I'm not making
this triple throw. I'm just doing this so I can look. I wish there was an easy way to see who's not booked at all. Um, but I guess it would if I do. Yeah, cuz if they're in a promo, it doesn't mark it here because we've got the Street Profits called out. Cuz I what I'm intrigued by is like throwing someone in that isn't booked. But you definitely got to know it. But I've got time to kind of think about it here. So I'm thinking if I can go here, I know this is, you know,
the ultimate triple threat move is two baby faces, two heals. I could also turn this into a four-way with AJ to see if we get Styles And Vikingo in a feud. I think we are going to do that. We're going to still hope Seth wins uh because I'm sick of losing him every year, but try to optimize our roster usage. We have a triple threat. We're getting closer to getting that challenge done. Couple fatal four-ways. We're going to hope that we get this feud to level three for Jordan Grace and Jada Parker to close it
out, but I prefer the title to stay with Charlotte and Zelena, but we're willing to risk it there. Hell in a Cell main event. It's only a level one feud, but we've got the match sip boost and Hell in a Cell rates high on that. We've got tables match here uh for Kurt Angle specialty. He's crashing the party for the Ela Femy Kane close out. And then probably whatever I book uh Pely will be too extreme since we've got that card. Um but I don't know what feud is going to get featured there. We'll have
to find out. But I think we're good. So we are going to go ahead and send it in. Hey, I forgot I was first. So, here we go. Wow, that is still ticking. Okay, it stopped. All right, so El Grande Americanos, they are here. They are ready. They know this is the go home show. They're americanos and Canada right now. Here we are in Canada. We're about to put on a show. Can they finally beat Walking Wild and no Aam Dar? I think they do. I think this is the time. We find our chemistry and
we get a big victory. Let's go. The rivalry grows to level three and a good start to the show. Not only three stars, but because of our Americano friends getting their first ever tag team dub. And then yes, I needed it bad. I needed this call out to hit. And Chad Gable, he delivers. He shooes the crowd and he shushes all the doubters again. And he shushes myself because I doubted him. And he he says, "I'll get you to the level four rivalry." And he goes and he doesn't even need to say anything. He just
gives Penta the bird. He says, "I'll see you next week, piece of shit." And then the rivalry grows to level four. Pretty deadly. Nathan Frasier Axiom Fraxium going to get back into the ring again this week. This is truly rivalry renewed. Cam pretty deadly. Bounce back after a weak week last week. Try saying that 10 times fast. And the rivalry grows to level three after they do have a good bounceback performance. Good start to the show. so far. And then Penta, he comes out. He doesn't give a crap what Chad Gable has to say because
he knows that he's all talk and he's no Performance in the ring, which is why the belt rests squarely around luscious hips of Penta. He shows off the belt to everybody and they throw money at him. He gets us over 15,000 for our advertising king. And then Izzy Dame, Nia Jax back in their tag team format this week against Saruka Rin Sinclair. Ren Sinclair the big victory last week in uh triple threat fashion as she upset the heavy Nia Jax, the heavy favorite Nia Jax and we're here to see if the humbleness of Soul and
Ren is enough to overcome no Nia Jax just in that format. The rivalry comes to an end at two and a half stars and you could argue it wasn't much of a rivalry to begin with as Nia Jax just dominant in the tag team fashion carrying Izzy Dame over the finish line. It's a great experience for Izzy to learn under the wings of Nia Jax. But for Sinclair Soruka, they got to be doing some soularching now cuz they just keep coming up short as a unit. And then Mr. Urguana comes out and he's holding Yesa
up and the fans go crazy and they start throwing money at him cuz he's covered in green and well he loves green so they just throw green at him and mystery guana gets us a lot of green and that I like a lot. Yes. Yes. Yes. Indeed. And negative two on the pop though because Canada and Cody don't like to see me shine. And then Lyra Valkyia, they're gonna mix it up with Zoe Stark. They said enough. Let's take a break from all this luscious, fantabulous tag team wrestling and let's settle our hold our fists
like this rivalry once and for all. Well, actually, I don't think the rivalry concludes here, but Lyra Valkyia gets that rivalry to the next level with a big dub and an even bigger statement as she gets a huge win over Zoe Stark. And then Bray Wyatt says, "I'll show you how to put an advertising promo on Mr. Iguana without losing any pop and I don't need a damn stuffed yesa on my shoulders. I'll just go out, do it the oldfashioned way. He gets us $11,000 at the expense of absolutely nothing. What a promo for Bray
Wyatt. What a show for ECW. And it culminates here, my friends. We have finally reached the end. We are to extreme rules tag team wrestling. I wish we could spectate it, but you're going to have to imagine it for me. Imagine two big, sweaty, hairy, Slightly overweight men just getting in the ring and grappling on each other as the tongas come out and they're like, "This is kind of disgusting." They actually have those little towels like a quarterback would wear, like put it in his on his waist and they keep having to wipe themselves off,
keep wiping their faces off after chain rrestling with Eric and Ivar. And this is just extreme rules, but it's also extreme sweat and extreme grossness. But you know what? Eric and Ivar, they're the champs for a reason. It's because they know. Well, they knew. They knew they knew tag team wrestling, but they shouldn't have took a week off to rest last week because they came back a little bit rusty. And the Tongas proved once and for all that if you come out prepared, if you have a shirt on and you have a little towel to
wipe your hands, you can go far and you can achieve your dreams of being ECW men's tag team champions. And they conclude their feud once and for all. And they're looking for their next foe. And Lord knows looking at the card there's a lot of options for the next tag team. Who is worthy enough to take on the Tongas? Hell yeah. Over on NXT it's not going to tell me. I couldn't remember if Chelsea Green and Eio Sky was level one robbery or a level two. But it doesn't matter because Chelsea Green comes down to
the ring and she's complaining that she's been emailing and emailing and emailing the anonymous GM to no response. She Doesn't know who it is and she's looking. Maybe she should go to Paul Heymon uh because she is demanding a rematch. And you know what? It doesn't matter. The GM doesn't have to make a statement cuz Eio Sky comes down and says, "If you want a rematch, I'll give you a rematch." And she gets into the ring. And before that bell rings, you've got mail. And the anonymous GM has sent another email to the screen and
he has said that the women's division has so many contenders to ignore and that and that Eio Sky and Chelsea Green have been going back and forth, trading the title back and forth. So, he's going to up the stakes. Three more competitors are added to this match. It's low the vice. It's Kiana James. It's Blake Monroe. It's now a fivewoman extreme rules match for the NXT Women's Championship. Who's walking out tonight? Eio Sky. Weapons are flying everywhere. And uh you know what we have? You know, I'm just going to do it. Eio Sky pulls out
a trash can from under the ring and she puts it on herself, goes up to the top rope and everybody is standing down below on the ringside and they're all kind of bundled together looking up at Eio Sky and she does a I I think she did a swan. I don't remember if it's a swanton or a moon salt with the uh with the garbage can on her, but she does the exact same spot and she hits all women. She picks up somebody like uh let's she doesn't pick up Chelsea Green. Let's say she picks
up the Lola Vice, tosses her in the ring, and gets a one, two, three. It's a three-star match. Okay, that's that's a good start. We're a little still a little nervous about this Big E uh Trick William match coming up. But speaking of Big E comes out and addresses the comments that Trick made last week about sending him back to the shelf, injuring him again. And it is level three. So Trick comes down and he He starts they go face to face. They start arguing. They're not even the mics aren't even up. So you don't
know what they say. And this match, I mean, like like the wrestlers, they own NXT and they're going to they're just going to make this a match and a ref comes running down. He slides in the ring and this one's already on the way. Who's going to take control and technically end this feud? It's big EB rivalry is complete. It did work. It's a three and a half star. So, actually not too bad. I last year the half star didn't affect your rating too too bad. I think I still get a good booking even though
this technically should have been our opener. Couldn't have been our opener cuz it wouldn't have ended the feud, but this certainly does. And Big E, he's back in the ring, baby. He's taking out trash talkers. Let's see what Big E does in the future. But the future is later. Right now, Dominic Mysterio is being interviewed backstage and he's calling out Josh Briggs saying, you know, he's he's looked on himself and Dom knows that he needs to be a better person, a better guy. You know who's not a good locker room guy? [ __ ] Josh
Briggs. He acts like he's the toughest person. Look at that stupid jacket. The man of mayhem. Yeah, right, bud. So, Dominic Mysterio, he's calling out saying, uh, you know, come fight me then, [ __ ] and we'll see how Josh Briggs responds. But after surprising loss in his debut match, the anonymous GM has sent an email to Andre the Giant saying that the expectations are higher for him. So, tonight, he's giving him an easier match. Instead of a three-on-one handicap match against NXT superstars, it is a twoon-one match against two local talents. That's Flex Minol
and Abra Kaslam. And I'm pretty sure Andre Hopefully can get this one done. Yes sir. The two men just like last week they start overwhelming Andre early trying to get on top of him. Both Flex Minion and Abrica Slam kind of lay on top and you Flex is doing his best man. He's a big guy. He's jacked. He's trying to hold down Andre but and it's no match for the glitch. He's pushes them both off and then kind of just chops them both in the head uh with both hands. double chops and both down go
uh flex and abl slam. That was an easy one, two, three pin on both of them at the exact same time. So that's really tough. Josh Briggs says he had to watch Dominic Dio's interview twice. He had to rewind it because he thought the first time he he listened to it, he thought it was a joke. And he says he is the man of mayhem and he's going to show exactly what mayhem is. And he he poses a challenge to Dominic Dominic Mysterio. says, "Hey, Dom, if you're so tough, brother, why don't you be the
NXT men's rep at the PLE?" How about that for one and only? So, Dom, if you're not, if you if you think you're tough, be the men's rep. If not, come at me, bro. So, we'll see if uh Dominic Mysterio takes on that challenge. And maybe he's our men's rep at the PLE at Battlegrounds. The show is in Calgary, baby. Natty has requested to come out and she comes out and of course she's horrible on the mic so she kind of she just kind of mumbling and nobody can really understand what she has to say
but it doesn't matter because the music hits and Lash Legend Is debuting tonight. A powerhouse athlete. Her size, her strength, her athletic background. She's going to take on Natalia in her hometown. It doesn't matter if the if it's the Heart Dungeons backyard because tonight is Lash Legends playground, baby. except now because uh Lasha is dominating early with the strength and Natalyia is looking like she's on the ropes but slowly but surely she's getting a lot of moves locked on her but out of nowhere kind of slips down and gets the sharpshooter locked in and unfortunately
Lash has no choice. She wasn't prepared for someone to lock in a good sharpshooter. Not a shitty little sharpshooter. It was a good sharpshooter. Dead center in the ring. Lash wasn't prepared. Had to tap out, baby. CM Punk comes out and he starts talking about Brock Lesnar. He starts talking about Paul Heymon. He points out Brock Lesnar's racking up losses lately. Hasn't even won on NXT yet. Lost in the UFC. Just a just horrible. He's saying that the beast maybe the beast isn't quite unstoppable as he used to be. Maybe the beast is getting a
little too old around here because best in the world the best in the world doesn't get old. It only gets better with time. Like a fine wine baby. So Brock's recent records any indication Punk says Battlegrounds is just going to be an easy easy match. But of course Brock Lesnar, he's not here tonight. He's in Saskatchewan training with Tim Burr. So he's trying to get he's trying to get Timber ready for NXT um action and that gross level four. So that's going to be ready for PLE. I don't know if you guys are ready for
this because Sheamus, he earned his shot at the number one contender. He beat I can't remember. Well, he climbed up the ladder. He beat a bunch of guys, climbed up the ladder, kicked off JC Matteo, but you know, he didn't technically do anything to The Miz during that match. So, The Miz says he's already proved himself that nobody deserves a title shot, but you know, the Anonymous GM, he's going to shut that down pretty quick. Send in an email saying the latter match was so good, he's adding in tables, he's adding in chairs. It's a
TLC for the Intercontinental title. Can the Miz retainer Sheamus? Oh, baby. Wow. Turns into a brutal brawl. And just like we see before, Miz starts slowly climbing up that ladder and he makes it to the top. Um, but there's a ladder leaning up against that ladder, kind of like creating a little bridge and and Sheamus runs up that ladder. Bro kicks the Miz right off. Miz flies out of the ring through a table and Sheamus climbs up, grabs the title. It's going to start a new feud. Level one in a four-star match. New intercontinental champion
with that white strap. Looks like a skin, baby. Let's go. Sheamus is our new Intercontinental Champion. And then we head over AI Woodsy has Mutiny ready for their first ever go home show and they're kicking it off. It's time to award the tag team championships. The Wyatt 6 defeated the MFT last week. Can they do it again when the gold is on the line? They absolutely can. The Wyatt 6 get the victory. MFTt has been struggling to start over on Mutiny side. It's a three-star victory for the Wyatt 6. That feud goes level two. And
then Precious Silver says, "Hey, I saw the word. I saw it on the interwebs. There's Going to be a women's tag team title match tonight. Just so you know, Becky, as much as Bailey and I love beating up you and your partner, I also wouldn't mind beating you up myself." And so that rivalry goes level two on the single side. And then Mutiny has not awarded their women's championship yet. So, they said, "You know what? We'll go ahead. We'll award that title tonight because it is going to be Raquel Rodriguez going one-on-one with Thea Hail.
Who can come out on top? Will be the Giant, will be the cruiser. It is the Giant. Big sexy Raquel Rodriguez gets the twostar victory, becoming the first mutiny women's champion. And that championship match brings a level one feud to the table. Charlie Dempsey, he lets Jacob Fatu know, hey, I saw this tech. Uh, I was watching I was watching NXT and and if I get the rivalry leveled up with you, uh, we we can be done fighting each other after tonight. And Fatu was like, "Dude, that sounds awesome cuz I'm sick of you uh,
in a big way." So, they go to level three and then they have their match right after. It's Jacob Fatu, Charlie Dempsey now closing the feud. And in that feud closer, Jacob Fatu avenges his loss from last week and gets a two and a half star victory. And then Fatu says, "Look, I know you've been seeing a lot of me tonight, but you see, I just disposed of Charlie Dempsey. And if you want to see Jacob Fatu climb the ladder of NXT Mutiny, you need to support us. You need to support the brand." So AI
Xavier Woods has no choice. And they get 3,500 fans for that promo. Oh, and then as is he in a level four feud? Yes. Is that feud booked in this match? No. The NXT Mutiny World Championship is on the line against the new feuding duo of Randy Autton and Julius Creed. Can survive the triple threat match? He cannot because Randy Autton, Randy is your new mutiny world champion. He gets the victory pinning Julius Creed in the process. Three star match. Randy Orton and Joyce Creed go to level two. And then Nikita Lions, she comes out
to the ring and she was like, "Look, I know y'all said, "I got to change it up. I can't be doing the same thing every single week, but watch this." And she does, you know, it's the trick where you like have paper and you rip it up into a bunch of pieces, but then you have a hidden newspaper like in your sleeve and then you unfold it and then the paper is is completely full again. I I I just was thinking about this magic trick because I saw, you know, after Lee Corso died, the video
of him doing it got posted or not Lee Corso, Lou Holtz. The video got posted like 30 times. So, it's fresh on my mind and Nikita Lions tried it and then someone's like, "You stole that from Lou." And so, that kind of hurt her ability to uh gain fans off that promo. And then the main event, tag team action, Bailey and Precious Silver have won twice over the women's tag team Champions. Can they do it when the gold is on the line? When the lights are their brightest, they can because the lights were so bright
actually that they glared off of Precious Silver's armor into Becky Lynch's eyes, causing her vision issues that are going to keep her out for 6 weeks. She couldn't see, so she had to tag out to Julia. Julia was stuck by herself. She couldn't get it done. So Bailey and Precious Silver, your new tag team champions in a fourstar match. And that tag rivalry, I believe, will be continuing. So, there's nothing there about it ending, but Becky Lynch will be gone for six weeks. And then finally, we head over to NXT 2.0. Oba, Fimmyi, and Kane
are getting ready for their North American Championship match, but Kurt Angle makes his way out to the ring. Sensational Sherry announces that he is included in this match because she was so impressed by what he did to Gunther last week. So, will the title change hands? It will. Kurt Angle. Oh [ __ ] that did better than I thought it would. All right, main event is going to have to really step up here. We get a four and a half star tables match here. I did not expect that because the Kurt and Gunther I guess
I mean it wasn't a feud, but Kurt and Gunther got three stars in their tables match last week. So, pleasant surprise here. Not mad about it. But Kurt Angle is your new North American champion. And the way this match ends, Kane goes to choke slam Oba Femi. He's got him on Brett's rope and he goes to choke slam off, but when he throws him to the table, Kurt Angle runs in and does kind of like a spear tackle while Oba's in the air. So, it actually ends up being Kurt Angle that gets awarded the victory
because he hit Oba Femi last. And Kane, you know, he he don't know what the hell's going on. He's just an ass kicker. So, everything was fine there. His morale's in a great spot. Jada Parker says, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." goes up to Sherry, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, I've got this idea. I saw it on NXT. I saw it on NXT Mutiny, so surely it works for NXT 2.0. Let me let me go talk some [ __ ] about Jordan Grace and and and get this rivalry cooking." And Sherry's like, "Okay,
that's cool." So, Jada Park comes out and says, "Hey, I saw what you tweeted. I literally actually saw this tweet uh the morning of the recording." Um Jada Park goes, "Hey, I saw that tweet uh you know, where you're posable with Chelsea Green. In the tweet, you said, "Don't look at my feet." And then someone screenshot your foot because you were all super tan, but then your foot was super white because you're fake. And I'm not fake. I'm real. And Jordan Grace is like, "What the hell? I told you specifically not to look at that
part of the photo." So the rivalry goes up to level three ahead of the fatal four-way later tonight. And then we get a fatal four-way here. Seth Rollins, Javon Evans Have been feuding. But Sherry wants to see more of the talent in the ring. So he delvingo and AJ Styles, they're added to this match as well. Seth Rollins and Javon Evans though, they are so locked into one another. They can't see anything else. AJ Styles and Vikingo, they start they're like, "Damn, no one's paying attention to to us. They're just fighting each other." And Vingo's
like, "Okay, well then you and I can just hate each other." And AJ's like, "All right, bet." So now AJ Styles and LD L Elingo cuz I I'm never going to be able to say all that fast when I'm not looking at it. Vikingo and AJ Styles, they start a feud. Seth Rollins ends up getting the better of Javon Evans, planting him with the curb stop, getting the threeount and the victory. But Seth looks down upon Javon and feels just the tiniest bit of respect. He's like, "All right, I don't like this guy, but he
does he does got a little something in the ring. Maybe he finds success in the future." And then Lite. Yeah. Yeah. We're recording this episode pretty quick after recording the previous one. So, I have not practiced being able to say more things as LA Knight. But, we're going with kind of the TNA version of LA Knight because I liked he'd have the button, he'd hit it and go he'd go, "Dummy." Yeah. And then he'd hit the button and it'd go, "Yeah." Again. Um, so we're doing that version of LA Night because I I want the
I I want him to hit the button. Dummy. Yeah. Yeah. Dummy. Yeah. Yeah. Dummy. Yeah. Yeah. Um, for the Yeah. Uh, but I can't say anything else is him. So, LA Knight actually just comes out the ring. He's just trying to sell his dummy. Yeah. Yeah. Button. And people love it. They're like, "Dude, no, that's so sick. That's why you got signed WWE, cuz Eli Drake was so dope." And so he gets 4,500 fans uh to the brand. And then it is tag team action. Bronson Reed is in the arena tonight. He couldn't make it
to Riad, but damn it, he was able to make it to Canada. And he tells Braun Breaker, "I'm I'm I'm ready for the ring tonight. I'm ready to make something happen. You and I are taking down the Usos. It's even numbers tonight. Were they successful in doing so? Hell no. The Usos yeet all over the place. Get the victory. Two and a half stars. The vision are struggling to get things rolling here early in the season. The Usos grab the win. But we do get the feud up to level two. And then the street profits
said, "Hey, hey, hey, new day. Let us show you how to talk that trash. Let us show you how to extend a feud. You see, we're not worried about who had the gold, who lost the gold, who got the gold back. The fact of the matter is, we're the champs. You're not. And maybe at the PLE, maybe in the future, wherever the hell it is, we will bury you two once again. It's time for the new day to be gone. We're going to be the ones that make it happen. And the rivalry goes up to
level two. Then we've got Zelina Vega, Charlotte Flair. They're in a level one feud. We've got Jordan Grace, Jada Parker. They're now at level three. So that feud is going to close. Can Charlotte hang on to her Gold? No. Jordan Grace is so pissed. She goes on an absolute rampage clearing the ring of Charlotte and Zelena. Charlotte and Zelena are genuinely thrown off. They get knocked out to the floor and it's the Juggernaut driver to Jada Parker. Jordan Grace gets the gold, but then after winning the title, she takes the XT Women's Championship and just
clocks Jada Parker above the head and she says, "Don't ever share that photo again." And Jada Parker is out cold. Zelena Vega shot flare. They do have the rivalry up at level two in the process. We have a new fourstar women's champion. And then Logan Paul makes his way out to the ring. And Logan Paul is like, "Who loves Logan Paul?" And uh there's a guy that's actually like trying to go to the concession stands and Logan Paul calls him out. He's like, "You you love Logan Paul, right? That's why you're standing up." And the
guy's like, "I just wanted to get some nachos." And Logan Paul's like, "Nah, bro. You're a fan. you're a fan and and he won't shut up. So, finally the guy's like, "Okay, I'm I'm a fan. I'm a fan." Just to get Logan Paul uh to move on and get off the screen. So, he gets one fan for his self-promo. And then the main event, oh [ __ ] scared the hell out of me. It's Tiffany Stratton and Alexa Bliss taking on Fatal Influence. It's a hell in a Cell match here. And we need at least
four stars here. If they bomb this match, uh, we we could be in trouble for Our first go home show curve. So, I'm too scared to say the stories going on here. We're just going to go to the damn match. And it is going to be a victory for Alexa Bliss, Tiffany Stratton. And we do get four stars. So, the opener would have been a better main, but it was only off by half a star there. So, we can take that. Very well done by these ladies. Tiffany Stratton and Alexa Bliss, your new women's tag
team champions. The rivalry goes level two. Fatal Influence surely going to be looking for a rematch in the future. So those rundowns see 2.0 close us out here. So it was four and a half in the opener. Kurt Angle winning the triple threat tables match over Femi and Kane. Kane and Oba close their feud. Two and a half stars. Seth Rollins winning the Fatal Four over Javon Evans. Alio Delvingo and AJ Styles. Styles and Vingo start a feud. Rollins and Javon go to level three. Tag action. Two and a half stars. The Usos take down
the bronze and they go to level two on the tag feud. Jordan Grace, your new women's champion, closing out her feud with Jada Parker in a four-star match. Zelina Vega and the former champion Charlotte Flair have the rivalry go to level two during the contest. Then the main event, four stars for the women's hell in a cell tag team match. Tiffany Strat and Alexa Bliss take down Fatal Influence to get the tag titles rivalry to level two. Uh, Street Profits go to level two with the New Day. And then Jada Parker, it doesn't say it
there, but her promo got to level three helping uh the feud. Jordan Grace close out on ECW. The Elg Grande Americanos take down Noom Dar and Wen Wad getting their first tag team victory in a three-star match where rivalry also goes to level three. Pretty Deadly. Two and a half stars take down Fraxium. That tag feud up to level three. Izzy Dame and Nia Jax close out their feud victorious. They continue to look strong as a team taking down Suka and Ren Sinclair in a two and a half star rivalry concluding match. Rivalry up level
three as Lyra Valkyia defeats Zoe Stark in a twostar match. in the main event. Four stars on the Extreme Rules contest. The Tongas take down the Viking Raiders. Four stars there and they also become tag champs in the process. And then Chad Gable calls Alpena for level four on NXT. Eio Sky in a fatal fiveway extreme rules match hangs on to her women's championship over Chelsea Green, Lola Vice, Keanic James, and Blake Monroe. And during that contest, Lola Vice and Kiana James, they begin a feud. Big E closes out his feud because he had a
successful call-out promo just before it uh against Trick Williams in a three and a half star match there. Andre the Giant successful in his handicap match this week. One and a half stars taking down Flexman and Abra Caslam. I had a hiccup sneak through there. That was intense. One and a half stars. Natalyia in her hometown able to take down Lash Legend. They begin a feud in the main event. TLC action. Sheamus, your new Intercontinental Champion over Thumbus with a fourstar victory in a new feud. CM Punk calls out Brock Lesnar for level four. And
then the double down on Briggs and Mysterio gets them to level four. And as mentioned, Big E got to level three with Trick before their match. Finally, NXT Mutiny. It is a three-star openers. Uh the Y6 take down the MFTt. two uh levels on the rivalry now as the Wyatt 6 become your tag chaps or maybe not brother because the titles didn't move over to them uh the way the other titles have been moving around. So maybe this match ended by DQ and those titles are still vacant for Raquel Rodriguez. She is your women's champion
taking down Thea Hail in a twostar match as they begin a feud. Uh, Jacob Fawatu with a successful call out promo before the match or excuse me, Charlotte Dempsey with the call out promo before the match. Uh, leads to this feud closing with Jacob Fatu's two and a half star victory. Randy Autton, your new NXT mutiny world champion, as he defeats Julius Creed and former champion as a triple threat. Randy Orton, Julius Creed go to level two. And then Bailey and Precious Silver, fourstar victory over Becky Lynch and Julia in the women's tag title match,
getting the gold. And then uh whoops, hit the wrong button there. Becky Lynch out for 6 weeks. And then again, Dempsey's call got the feud to end. And then Precious Silver called out Becky Lynch to get their feud to level two. For ECW, they're going to get a 98 rating score. They're going to get 58,000 fans, $82,000. and Director Lover thinks Soul and Ren Sinclair are cowards cuz they got disqualified in the tag team match to Close the feud on NXT. It's going to be a 98 rating score there as well. 56,000 fans and $11,000.
The question is what is next for Big E? Also, is everything all right about Blake Monroe? She's been looking frustrated. Wonder if something happened in the back. Ooh. Uh-oh. Mutiny going to get a 98 rating score. It's the theme of the episode. 98 rating scores. Uh 61,000 fans for them. $44,000. And you know, the worries out there, you know, for the Becky Lynch injury, of course, and uh New Age Machine. So, guess who's looking for a new team to support? He he doesn't want to support MFT anymore. And they did in fact get disqualified. So,
that was why the titles didn't assign to anybody. I also noticed too, um, I meant to say something and then I didn't want to cut off Canon and then I forgot to say it later when I started my show. If a title changes hands also, when you're in the match screen, uh, before you advance the show, the title immediately moves to the new champion. Just a little little thing I I noticed there that happens now. Um, and then for NXT 2.0, we get a 107 rating score. We're going to get 72,000 fans. We lose $19,000
in the process. Uh, but worth it. Jordan Grace versus Jada ended with a bang. What a robbery. Jordan Grace definitely the queen of the scene. I might force that to be her new gimmick. We love to see it. And then for our commissioner goals here, Cheek going to grab bad timing uh for his commissioner goal. I will get a bad pub three for my commissioner goal. And these are the standings ahead of our very first uh PLE, which is going to be battleground in the next episode. I am currently in first place with a 22,000
fan lead on AI Woodsy, followed by Canada in third, 3,000 behind him, and then Cheek 6,000 behind Canada. So, we'll get this pulled up just for the sake of uh pulling up the assistant here as we wrap up the episode. But the emails and everything, oh, we get this preview or no, no, they got to they got to participate. Yes, this is the week they participate and get hurt. Um, so we'll pull up our standings here. Emails will be at the top of the next episode, but since I'm the one that saw the chaos there,
I can go. We had a strong go home show. Um, nothing really changed with how I approached the go home show knowing that the power card's coming. Um, but uh, for the PLE, we'll see. I might go light lighter stars in the crossbranded matches. It depends what that battleground card is cuz at the time of saying this, I have no idea. Some of them, you know, that's a PLA we didn't have last year and I haven't looked to see what the card does. Um, so if it's a really great card, I might risk somebody, but
otherwise kind of my thinking is I could go lighter stars in those matches. Um, and then you know the midc card I'm going to book whatever uh I think is best and and take the risk and hope that we can navigate off of it. But the go home show was super strong. Um did really well there. We ended up with a four and a half star match, two four-star matches. Um some good things happening there. We still got feuds. I think we're all going to have pretty good feud depth throughout the year with just how
big the rosters are. Um so I think that'll be a common theme. And I'll also say based on my budget, we will not be getting uh the big arena upgrade. I don't know if I'll do the $50,000 one. Um, but I will not be doing the big arena upgrade since we ended up losing money to put on that go home show. Uh, going just going down the standings. Canada, I'll go to you next here. Um, you're sitting third place. Your first random generated power card from the anonymous regime gets you Cactus Jack, which is a
strong card. It's going to set me back. We don't know when the other one's going to come into play, but the roster is building and you've got a couple big feuds ready for Battleground. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I guess if you're a fan of Cody and you've seen 2K25, you know, we really sat on a lot of power cards uh throughout this throughout the series and then season 3 where we're all just kind of peppering each other. I mean, I don't even know if we technically know if power cards carry over. I don't know if
that was announced yet or not, if I missed that. Um, but what I'm going to say is I'm not sitting on them this year. I'm going hard. I'm going heavy and I'm making it I'm making it a rocky road for whoever wants to, you know, go at me. You know what I'm saying? So, here we go. It's going to be a great season. I'm so pumped for this PLE. And I know I teased it going into last episode, but I promise you that we will be be revealing what the second um anonymous GM card is
going to be. What that random GM card is going to be. I'm going to pop that at the PLE. So, if you're pumped for that, get ready and get tuned in to the next episode. And then Cheek again, very similar to the first episode. Still super close right there. Um and and for your side, you've got a lot of feuds now sitting level three. You've got Penta and Chad Gable that appear to be ready for the PLE. Um but you're in a spot where I think you will be uh the best feud-wise coming out of
the PL. So plenty of potential with ECW. Yeah, there's a lot of options there. Uh just got to find my rhythm a little bit, but like I said, got Chad Gable Penta coming up here. Very excited for the PLE. Very excited for what's ahead. We have our king Triton in tow and he's already level three. Our king is awakening and he is coming and I am coming for everybody else. Like he said, it's less than 10,000 fans between me and second place. So, not to fret, not to fret, we're not even through the first PLLE
yet. So, a lot of way to go. Hey, Chic, what was that shakeup you had last year uh that um got you fans every time somebody got injured? How many fans was that every time somebody got injured? I got 15,000 fans every week. One you're one injury away if you had that shake up from. Yes, that was a 60,000 fan swing. So, and there's anything can happen. Yeah. There's always tons of cards where or emails where you could get a 50,000 fan uh Mhm. drop on you from Triple H. So, you never know what the
the the fan fairy is going to deliver. So, I love that. We are very much just heating up. Like I said, hop on the bandwagon now cuz this train is leaving the station. And as we get geared up for that PLE, you know, at the top of the year, we typically do get a lot of new viewers in, which is always super fun. The returning viewers know it. The viewers that have stuck with us the whole way know it. But if you're newer, the PLE's are where we will spectate matches. So, the next episode is
just the PLE. We'll watch one match for each of our three brands as well as the crossbranded matches. The only time we watch the AI brand match is if uh sometimes one of us because of a power card or a challenge or whatever, we might do a runin or we might schedule something that we can't spectate. Um we've had one time in history where a match got accidentally simulated at a pay-per-view as well. So if something like that happens, we'll watch the AI, but otherwise we're watching one match from each of our brands and the
crossbranded matches. So you'll be seeing five spectated matches in the next episode. It's always a ton of fun. on those crossbow matches especially get very very stressful. But until that next episode or all the other amazing content that's being dropped on the channel here at the top of the year if we're following the calendar. I think when you guys see this episode, I think CTU has either just launched our universe mode or is getting ready to within the next day or so. Um so check that out. Uh tons of fun there. Our my Rise series
should have its first episode up and then of course you know my GM content throughout the year. So you're going to have a lot of amazing things to sink your teeth into and then we'll see you when you sink your teeth into the next episode of My Gam as well. Love youall. Appreciate y'all. Toodles.