TURISTA BRASILEIRO

We were supposed to turn there. Portugal is full of hills. We're lost, right?

We're not lost, I've been here before. -Let's ask for information. -No, that's complicated.

It's getting late, we don't know this place. . .

We can ask that guy. . .

-Nice to meet you. -This is going to be complicated. Are you Brazilians?

-How's this going to work? -Wait, let me do this. Mucho gusto!

Do you know dónde the Belém Tower is? -Belém "Torrecita"! -Yeah, the Belém Tower.

-Belém Tower. -Belém Tower. -He'll never know that.

Belém Tower. -Belém. Belém Tower.

-Belém. . .

-Tower. -Belém Tower. -That's what I said, Belém Tower.

We can't do this, this is going to be hard. Belém Tower. Walk down this street until you find the Belém Tower.

-He's not from here. -He must be lost too. Soccer, caipirinha!

Ronaldo, Rivaldo. . .

Goal! I'm from Lisbon. I'm from here, from Lisbon.

He. . .

I can't. I don't get it. You've asked a question and answered the same one.

-He's drunk. Let's go, I'm scared. -Wait, we can do this.

Dónde time is it? Le time? It's two thirty.

Portuguese are all stupid, babe. Let's go. Wait, we can be friends with him, and then he can give us a ride.

Yes, but what does it have to do with anything? How do you say driver? -I say conductor.

-Conductor. Uber. Uber driver.

I don't speak English very well, I speak your language. -He's trying to fool us. -Sir!

Do you speak English? -Yes. -Do you?

Could you tell them where the Belém Tower is? I remembered! Okay, the Belém Tower.

He doesn't know it. We should have gone to Miami. Everyone speaks Portuguese there.

Look, the airport is right behind us. It's no use. No one here is from Portugal.

Portugal is just. . .

a route country. Bread. Cachaça.

Spirit. I'm sorry, I don't understand.