my sister assaulted my fiance 2 weeks before the wedding and got herself Uninvited the day I told my sister Britney I was getting married the first thing that came out of her mouth wasn't a congratulations but rather a demand that the food at the wedding better be vegan something to note is that Britney is one of those insufferable vegans she got our dad fired from his job at a steakhouse for protesting non-stop outside it is currently banned from our local Walmart for putting on a cow costume and harassing customers at the meat Isle and is
so insane that she's banned from most vegan Facebook communities in the county when I told her that the food at my wedding would not be vegan she looked at me like I told her we plan to drown at the altar she angrily said that if I have meat my wedding would be celebrated with murder and told me if the food wasn't vegan she wouldn't go I responded that if that's her choice then so be it and she looked at me so offended you'd swear she was a Jew being asked to give an interest free loan
after some back and forth we reached a compromise there would be one vegan starter one vegan Mane and one vegan dessert and she could pick what she would like a day later she came back to me with her list and boy am I glad I didn't have to eat this too she picked a pickled beet and mango salad with tofu croutons for the starter spaghetti squash with nutritional yeast and charred brussels sprouts for her man and for desert avocado and black bean brownies with sea salt the wedding preparation started soon after and that's when Britney
did something I was not prepared for she wanted to take control of the planning and suggested that we do a vegan wedding she insisted we hold the wedding at a forest so we can be close to Mother Earth and that way the animals that we eat will restart their life cycle in a purer form needless to say that idea was quickly scrapped majority of the planning actually went okay but then it came time for my fiance to do a final fitting for the dress Britney came over to our house unannounced and told us she has
been thinking about something she said she apologizes for the short notice but she needs my fiance to buy buy another wedding dress apparently she did research on the dress my fiance intended to wear and found out it wasn't made of vegan materials she then said you need to have a vegan dress otherwise your wedding symbolizes the suffering of animals and makes this marriage based on suffering my fiance told her to shove her vegan dress where the sun don't shine and Britney got irritated she raised her voice about my fiance being a murderer one thing I
love about my fiance is her sense of humor instead of verbally responding she took some Pudo ham from the fridge and ate it in front of Britney Britney was far from happy and yelled at my sister to put the ham away right now or else my fiance asked if that was a threat and Britney boldly claimed yes I tried to step in and deescalate the conflict but it didn't work my fianceé stared straight at Britney and took out another monstrous slice of Pudo before slowly eating it m this is tasty want to try it she
asked well that's when Britney exploded she lunged for my fiance's hair and grabbed it and my fiance grabbed her hair back my fiance then slapped Britney hard and Britney grabbed a glass off the counter at that moment I stepped in with the intent of separating them but given that Britney was already midswing of the glass it connected with my temple and smashed red started pouring everywhere and my fiance instantly rushed to me she screamed at Britney to get out and then if she tries to show up at our wedding Security will escort her out I
ended up being okay other than my eye being bruised for the wedding and as far as Britney she did actually try to show up not to attend the wedding though but rather to protest the meat consumption happening she was escorted out anyway