I am not following the new strains of covid after Omron I was like unsubscribe I don't want any more updates I followed the original but I don't want any offshoots it's like I watched all of Big Bang Theory but I'm not watching young Sheldon you know what I mean one thing even when this is all done completely behind us that I am not going to stop doing is a karate kicking the crosswalk button why why were we ever touching that disgusting City metal when this was on the menu this works it it works it looks
cool it looks cool you're kicking something the city owns stopping traffic then crossing the road like a pimp that's awesome why were we we eat with our hands why were we touching that disgusting nickel that you know an unhoused person rub their for skin all over yeah that's that's a confusing joke that joke needs to pick a lane I'm sensitive enough to say unhoused but I'm still like you know they're putting their dick on stuff those Precious Angels that's a dumb joke here's a smart joke my wife wrote it we were standing on the beach
not to brag we were standing on the beach we're looking at the stars my wife goes stars are like hipsters I go what do you mean she goes they're up there twinkling like you're just seeing this now I did that like a billion years ago I love being married you're not going to hear that a lot tonight I love being married she's my best friend the best part about being married you can show someone your real you it's too dirty for TV here we go you can it's real though it's true you can show someone
your real orgasm sound don't you leave me alone in a moment of vulnerability I'm bearing my soul in your like let's throw it in reverse [ __ ] you you can show someone your real orgasm sound that's real intimacy when you're dating awkward dating at dinner what's your favorite Harry Potter it's tense you go back and have sex and you're about to F you're about to finish I you're you know you feel it creeping up from the knee I've had sex before it's creeping up like a daddy long legs like a father long legs up
into the into this Zone and then a finale and you have to make a choice and you don't know each other that well so as a guy you want to come cool don't you back away from me you want to come cool cuz the seduction is not over you may be naked but you still want them to think you're a cool guy so you go oh no how how would Indiana Jones [Applause] Come and you do and you go this belongs in a and you do it like that but that that's not intimacy that's not
trust that's not sharing your life or bearing your soul I'll I'll show you how I do it with my wife for real even though I don't fully trust you I'm going to do it it's like this thank you one guy it's like something around there it's like I I trust you it's like that and if you haven't heard that you haven't found the one if it's been over a year cut and run that's a sociopath if he's still trying to do it masculine a macho finale it's not supposed to be macho it's not supposed to
be like I'm having a Joe Rogan Experience thanks everybody w