You've got more wins than losses You've seen off several people! Ya think you're gonna do me in? Not even in your dreams Ya little bitch Three bullets to the head For my grandma, for my grandpa And one for my cousin You ain't won the war Barely scored a service medal Little foot soldier Left hook, right hook, Front kick, foot sweep, penalty kick A month, three months, one year, five, 10, 20, 30.
. . I'll take any amount of time free of you Yeah, I paid the price It's hard for me to write it, And just as hard to say it Weakened - But still standing!
Until the last cry Fucking disease As long as I'm alive, I'm undefeated Still undefeated. Being alone is not easy And it's been years now Judging is easy Especially when you've never tried it The hardest part Well, it's the first time Now what's hard is deciding When will be the last time It's true, I'm not against A little tenderness at times Maybe this time around We can do it with me insulting her Everything is negotiable in this life, If you got the money And after all, I'm probably her best customer But hey! Leave my mom alone Yes I know She's not perfect, it's true She's a hero And I will always speak of her With pride I'll speak of her with pride I'm a son of a bitch As they say After everything she's done for them Forgive them, they're dumb Oh dear Mom!
They dehumanize you It's easier for them But they also court you And everyone looks the other way Why does everyone hate me? I'm the one feeding them Their lives would be way more mediocre Without me Their lives would be shitty A place to sleep safely That has a price, Missy In this life Everything comes at a price Nobody ever told you? They say I'm guilty of human trafficking But 50, 40, 30 or 20 percent Is not nothing They better not delude themselves And think they're models Ladies.
. . Or should I say: hookers!
But hey! Leave my mom alone Yes I know She's not perfect, it's true She's a hero And I will always speak of her With pride I'll speak of her with pride I'm a son of a bitch As they say After everything she's done for them Forgive them, they're dumb Oh dear Mom! They dehumanize you It's easier for them But they also court you And everyone looks the other way I know that it's your job But I gotta do mine, don't I?
The difference between us two Is that I pay my taxes Move along now, woman Take back your ID And what's left of your dignity You're pathetic Find yourself a real job! But hey! Leave my mom alone Yes I know She's not perfect, it's true She's a hero And I will always speak of her With pride I'll speak of her with pride I'm a son of a bitch As they say After everything she's done for them Forgive them, they're dumb Oh dear Mom!
They dehumanize you It's easier for them But they also court you And everyone looks the other way Looks the other way. Good evening! What a welcome!
My mouth is really dry. I'm a bit stressed, not gonna lie. But I'm super happy to be here, really.
We'll be playing some songs from the new album but also from the last album. The last albums, I mean. This one, for example.
You men are all the same Macho but cheap A bunch of unfaithful wimps So predictable No, I'm not sure you deserve me You're lucky that we love you You should thank me Let's set a date Let's set a date for our next dispute Let's set a date, let's set a date Let's set a date For that time of the month This time really was the last time You may think It's just an outburst Take one last look at my ass It's right next to my suitcase Say goodbye to your mother Who idealizes you You don't even see What you're losing It would be worse With someone else So now you want to end it, too? What next! I only said it to get a reaction But you actually thought it Let's set a date Let's set a date for our next dispute Let's set a date, let's set a date Let's set a date For that time of the month For that time of the month You might think that I'm sappy And that I like the blah blah blah But no no no, it's important What you call being on the rag You know that life means kids But it's never the right time When it comes to making them You'll be there But as for raising them Will you still be around When I've lost my looks At least without make-up?
Stop it, I know you're lying Only Kate Moss is eternal Ugly or stupid - It's never good Stupid or beautiful - It's never good Beautiful or me - It's never good Me or her - It's never good Let's set a date Let's set a date for our next dispute Let's set a date, let's set a date Let's set a date, For that time of the month For that time of the month Yes, all the same All the same, all the same We've had enough Yes, all the same, All the same, all the same We've had enough Yes, all the same, All the same, all the same We've had enough. . .
Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary Nice to meet you My name is Nicolas Let's have a drink together, yeah? Or maybe you want To get down to it straight away Have a quickie I'll take you home after Don't go anywhere, let yourself go For this night only You'll be my guest What's up? You got cold feet or what?
If you're not down, I'll find another girl One-night stands are my daily bread But it's hard for me To trust someone and talk It was nice But we'll say goodbye tomorrow Maybe I should find myself Some counselling The problem is the daily grind When all the days feel the same The real killer is boredom Will we stay together? Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary My love, it's been eight years It's not easy every day Though it's not a matter of feelings We love each other but differently We sleep in the same bed But we're slowly drifting apart It seems like I've become transparent What if you found yourself a lover? A night out or a weekend trip Forget it, it's too exhausting If we're staying in all weekend Will you still find me attractive?
The problem is the daily grind When all the days feel the same The real killer is boredom Will we stay together? Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary Since she's been gone I feel so stupid I can't think straight I don't know if I'm OK I even miss our arguments Now I'm constantly complaining Since she's been gone Maybe I should stop it By the way, my name is Nicolas Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary Being single makes me lonely Relationships make me weary. A little louder.
And again. One last time. Thank you.
In my house, a cancer By the window stood Saw a vaccine running by And the vaccine said: 'Cancer, cancer, open up We're gonna get you anyway' 'Vaccine, vaccine, please come in Come and shake my hand. ' Oh yes, we know each other well You even tried to get my mother Starting with her breasts And my father's lungs D'you remember them? Cancer, cancer Just tell me when Cancer, cancer Who's next?
Cancer, cancer Just tell me when Cancer, cancer Who's next? You prey on little kids Really, nothing can stop you Stop playing innocent On cigarette packs Smoking kills What a surprise! But you're helping me get there Cancer, cancer Just tell me when Cancer, cancer Who's next?
Cancer, cancer Just tell me when Cancer, cancer Cancer when? Cancer when? Will you stop advancing?
Cancer when? Cancer when? Will you take a break?
Cancer when? Cancer when? When are you thinking about that?
Cancer when? Cancer when? That will give us a break Cancer, cancer Just tell me when Cancer, cancer Who's next?
Cancer, cancer Just tell me when Cancer, cancer Who's next? Who's next? Who is it?
Tell me Tell me who is. . .
Tell me who is. . .
Tell me who is next Tell me who is. . .
Tell me who is. . .
Tell me who is. . .
Tell me who is next Who's next? Fill my glass up to the brim Because it's half-empty. .
. Leave me be. .
. Help me I feel so lonely Leave me be It's my right to feel depressed And lie on the couch Mornings like these are such a pain When even the weather outside is gray And the mood inside as well There are off days There are good days I bet you This one's gonna be bad My morning shit has ended badly I'll be scrubbing endlessly I'm bored as shit, which doesn't help And as they say, one's man poison. .
. Everyone has their own shit I get it Help me I feel so lonely Leave me be It's my right to feel depressed And lie on the couch Another great shit day A lockdown kind of day A birthday kind of day When you're past 35 What's the point, frankly? Like me, nobody cares When I'm gone Are they gonna be sad?
Fill my glass up to the brim Because it's half-empty Pessimistic? Me? Not one bit!
Help me I feel so lonely Leave me be It's my right to feel depressed And lie on the couch There should be light At the end of the tunnel There should be hope for a better tomorrow Oh well. . .
I'm tired of feeling down And feeling tired brings me down What's the point of waking up? I'd rather sleep the day away Than live through such a nightmare Oh tell me why I'm more depressed Than other people While others have no issues In fact, aren't they the real problem? Those selfish bastards Their happiness is obscene Help me Help me I feel so lonely I feel so lonely Leave me be It's my right to feel depressed And lie on the couch There should be light At the end of the tunnel There should be hope for a better tomorrow Oh well.
. . Oh what a good day it is!
I woke up on the right foot And everything will be OK today I will rise to my feet And enjoy the dance of happiness Waking up was easy And my morning shit perfect, No wiping needed It's a universal feeling The sun's shining outside, and in It's a birthday kind of day Up to 35 years old My style is over the top Not even sure how I pulled it off I feel like I'm 20 Do you know how it feels? Obscenely good I'm laughing for no reason Grinning from ear to ear Life is a piece of cake An end-of-lockdown kind of day No thanks, I'm good My glass is half-full There are off days There are good days I bet you this one's gonna be good Oh what a good day it is! I woke up on the right foot And everything will be OK today I will rise to my feet And enjoy the dance of happiness Compatriots, how you doing?
Joy is truly the only thing in the world That increases tenfold when you share it I wear rose-tinted glasses Tell me Do you see the same thing? If the happiness of others makes you sad You're an angry bastard If the unhappiness of others Makes you happy You're an angry bastard You're afraid of being sad When you're joyful And you wanna be joyful When you're sad You never really live in the moment Actually you're prone to depression All I know is If he turns towards the sun His shadow will lie behind him And since he wasn't born yesterday He should know That rainbows only come after rain Oh what a good day it is! I woke up on the right foot And everything will be OK today I will rise to my feet And enjoy the dance of happiness It's the dance of happiness Your mood reflects your outlook The choice is not yours To look on the bright side or not There are ups because there are downs And there are downs because there are ups No debate of ideals needed Learn the steps and move like a fool To the dance of happiness It's the dance of happiness.
Are you ready? Four, three, two. .
. So enthusiastic! Can I get a word in.
. . ?
For the next number, I need an assistant. I already have one, but thanks for the offer! It's a little robot dog.
Put your hands together for my dog. Come on, sit up nicely! He can even twerk.
Sexy dog! Thank you. Back to your kennel now.
Make some noise for him! So, you know what this get-up means. .
. Tell me where he's from At least then I'll know where I'm going Mom says if you look hard enough You always find what you're looking for She says he's never far away That he often goes off to work Mommy says working is good Better than being in bad company, right? Where is your daddy?
Tell me where your daddy is Without even having to tell him He always knows what's wrong Oh, Daddy Tell me where you're hiding I must have counted on my fingers At least a thousand times and. . .
Where are you, Daddy? Where are you? Where are you, Daddy?
Where are you? Where are you, Daddy? Where?
Where are you? Daddy, where are you? Well, believe it or not There'll come a day When you'll stop believing Sooner or later we'll all be dads And overnight we'll disappear Will we be worth hating?
Will we be worth admiring? Gene spreaders or geniuses Tell us who's giving birth To these irresponsible men Well? Tell us who Everyone knows how babies are made But no one knows how dads are made Mister know-it-all was born clever Does it come From sucking your thumb or what?
Tell us where it's hiding I must have eaten my fingers At least a thousand times and. . .
Where are you, Daddy? Where are you? Where are you, Daddy?
Where are you? Where are you, Daddy? Where?
Where are you? Where? Daddy, where are you?
Where is your daddy? Tell me where your daddy is Without even having to tell him He always knows what's wrong Oh, Daddy Tell me where you're hiding I must have counted on my fingers At least a thousand times and. .
. Where is your daddy? Tell me where your daddy is Without even having to tell him He always knows what's wrong Oh, Daddy Tell me where you're hiding I must have counted on my fingers At least a thousand times and.
. . Where are you, Daddy?
Where are you? Where are you, Daddy? Where are you?
Where are you, Daddy? Where are you? Where are you?
Daddy, where are you? We have Yoshi Masuda on guitar. Emmanuel Avgoustinatos on bass.
Florian Rossi on piano. And on drums, Simon LeSaint. Where you been?
Daddy said: 'Where you been? ' Even Yoshi said: 'Where you been? ' Manoli said: 'Where you been?
' Even Florian said: 'Where you been? ' Simon said: 'Where you been? ' Even Coralie said: 'Where you been?
' Luc Junior said: 'Where you been? ' Everyone said: 'Where you been? ' Let's crouch down.
- Where you been? A bit quieter. - Where you been?
Go down, yeah. - Where you been? A bit quieter.
I said: 'Where you been? ' And let's whisper. 'Where you been?
' Again. I said: 'Where you been? ' Where you been?
Lower, madam, I said: 'Where you been? ' And up again. Where you been?
Where you been? A bit louder, I said: 'Where you been? ' Louder still!
Where you been? And again, I said: 'Where you been? ' I said again: 'Where you been?
' Again, I said: 'Where you been? ' Again, I said: 'Where you been? ' Where you been?
Louder, I said: 'Where you been? ' Where you been? Again, I said: 'Where you been?
' Where you been? Again, I said: 'Where are you? ' Where you been?
Where are you, Daddy? Where are you? Where are you, Daddy?
Where? Where are you, Daddy? Where?
Where are you? Where are you? Daddy, where are you?
It is time The time for dancing is over Dance Don't worry, you'll be dancing Swing Before they take a swing at you Go for it, before they ruin you You just want To get off your head While your mother wants To get on your case The judge wants To get on your case Everybody wants To get on your case You go out too much At least that's what they say They talk too much No wonder your ears are ringing Whose fault is it? It's somebody else's fault, right? It's somebody else You only want one thing You just want To get off your head While your mother wants To get on your case The judge wants To get on your case Everybody wants To get on your case.
Alright Stromae? - Alright. Feeling a bit tired or what?
- Yeah. I'm a big fan of yours. - Thanks a lot.
Want you to know that. Had a bit of a tough night? You could say that.
Drnk? A bit, yeah. I need some.
. . Yeah.
- Yes. . .
Do you want us to drop you home? No, I'll be OK. Alright then.
- OK. Take care. Amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing Oh, baby.
. . I mean, miss I'm not trying to hit on you Cross my heart Hell, I've only been single Since yesterday I can't give you a child So it's not.
. . Hey, come back!
Just for five minutes I haven't insulted you I'm polite and courteous Just a bit wasted But as for guys like me You've got better things to do, right? You should have seen me yesterday I was amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing Take a look at yourself So, you think you're hot stuff Because you're married? It's only a ring, man Don't get carried away She'll ditch you Like they always do What about the other girl?
Have you told her? I'll tell her if you like Then it's settled And the kids too If you have any Wait three years, seven years Then you'll see Whether it's amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing Hey, princess. .
. Sorry, I mean son You know, in life There are no good guys or bad guys If Mommy's a pain It's cuz she's scared of being a gran If Daddy cheats on Mommy It's cuz Mommy's getting old Why are you upset? Come back, kid And what gives you all the right To gape at me as if I were an ape?
I suppose you're all saints, You bunch of chimps Give me a baby monkey And he'll be amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing Amazing You were amazing I was pathetic We were amazing. You can laugh Someday, I'm gonna be a huge star I'll even win a Grammy I'll make loads of money I'll be so rich That everybody will be my friend The police will always escort me And I'll be traveling day and night My wife will be a famous actress Why should I dream small? You can laugh, laugh Laugh, yeah, yeah You can laugh if you want You can laugh, laugh Laugh, yeah, yeah You can laugh if you want I dream of having a swimming pool And a big detached house Three or four bedrooms A walk-in closet And a sporty SUV My goal is not to become filthy rich Just to have an exec's salary I won't stay here waiting For death to come In this lousy flat You can laugh, laugh Laugh, yeah, yeah You can laugh if you want You can laugh, laugh Laugh, yeah, yeah You can laugh if you want Someday, I'll have a loving wife And many children You know me I'm not very materialistic I'd just like a patch of land Not even in a residential area I'll build everything with my hands A garden, a bike, the Sun You know I will be satisfied You can laugh, laugh Laugh, yeah, yeah You can laugh if you want You can laugh, laugh Laugh, yeah, yeah You can laugh if you want You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want If I don't know Where I am sleeping tomorrow Well, it'll probably be OK You know me I don't need much to be happy As long as I get my ID What I'd like is to never feel hungry To eat well each and every day Also I wonder if, finally I could ever dream big You can laugh, laugh You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want You can laugh, laugh You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want You can laugh Well yeah, laugh if you want.
I'm not alone in feeling alone At least that's one thing off my mind And if I counted us There'd be lots of us Everything I've been thinking about So many others have thought it But even that doesn't help me Feel less alone Actually Sometimes, I've had suicidal thoughts And I'm not proud of it Sometimes you feel It'd be the only way To silence them All these thoughts putting me through hell All these thoughts putting me through hell Am I the only one with a television? And a subscription To the Guilt Trip Channel? Sometimes You need to take your mind off things Not too much, though Otherwise it will send your head Spinning again And it'll be too late to stop it That's precisely When I'd like to make it all disappear Actually Sometimes, I've had suicidal thoughts And I'm not proud of it Sometimes you feel It'd be the only way To silence them All these thoughts putting me through hell All these thoughts putting me through hell You know I've been thinking a lot I really don't know What to do with you Thinking a lot That's actually the problem with you You know I've been thinking a lot I really don't know What to do with you Thinking a lot That's actually the problem with you.
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Please follow these instructions so that you can enjoy the coming song. To perform the first move, please hold your arms out diagonally to the left, your thumbs touching your other fingers.
Rotate your wrists, bringing your hands to your mouth. Then do the same thing to the right. Once to the left and once to the right.
For the second move, turn to your left. Raise your left arm to 90 degrees. Then do the same with your right arm.
Now the legs: touch your right heel in front of you, then bring it back. Do the same with your left heel. Bring your left arm forward at the same time as your right leg.
Then right arm forward, and left leg. And so on. .
. Now you're ready to enjoy the next song to the full. Thanks for your attention.
On behalf of the whole crew, we wish you a pleasant experience. To those who don't have one To those who don't have one Rosa, Rosa When we make a mess You clean it up And you, Albert When we down our drinks You collect them up Céline the celibate You just take the coats Stop it, Arlette At the party You sit next to the toilets Let's celebrate Those who can't celebrate For once, I want to raise my glass To those who don't have one To those who don't have one Everyone! Good manners, you say?
Why should I pretend to care? In any case, she's being paid You think you're my mom? I'll be back in an hour It better be clean Clean enough to eat off Three hours I've been waiting Has he gone next door to make them?
Good thing I only want two Call your manager for me And hurry up You could be out of a job right now Yeah, let's celebrate Those who can't celebrate One more time, I want to raise my glass To those who don't have one To those who don't have one To those who don't have one Step two! Elbows at 90 degrees! Rubbin', rubbin' Better not rub me the wrong way Rubbin', rubbin' If you don't know me Scrubbin', scrubbin' Scrub all your plans Scrubbin', scrubbin' If you don't respect me Yeah, let's celebrate Those who can't celebrate One more time, I want to raise my glass To those who don't have one To those who don't have one To those who don't have one Airplane pilots and nurses Truck drivers and flight attendants Bakers and fishermen Here's to the ones With the worst working hours To the new parents Lulled to sleep by cries To the insomniacs by trade And to all those reeling from heartbreak Who don't have the heart to celebrate Who don't have the heart to celebrate.
So. . .
So. . .
So. . .
Studying means working Working means having cash Having cash means spending money Having credit means getting into debt Getting into debt means bailiffs And bailiffs mean deep shit Being in love means having kids Saying 'I do' means divorce Having loved ones means grieving Since trouble always comes in threes When we say recession We mean the world When we say famine We mean the Third World Being tired means waking up Still deaf from the night before We go out to forget all our problems So we dance So we dance And then you say it's all over Because the only thing worse is death Just as you think Your troubles are over And when it's all gone. . .
- There's still more! Is it the music or the problems? The problems or the music?
It wrenches your guts And boggles your mind And you pray for it to stop But it's your body It's not heaven above So you block your ears all the more And the louder you shout The more it persists So we sing Get your hands up! It helps me hear you better. I don't know why.
So we sing So we sing Are you ready? But only when it's over So we dance So we dance So we dance, we dance And then we dance So we dance. .
. All the way to Brussels So we dance So we dance And when it's all gone. .
. - There's still more! And when it's all gone.
. . - There's still more!
And when it's all gone. . .
- There's still more! Until tomorrow And the next tomorrow, forevermore When it's all gone, there's still more More, more, more, and there's still more All the way up to P12 And there's still more To infinity, and there's still more More, more, more, and there's still more. It's time to go home.
No! Yes, yes, yes. - No!
Those are the exits. Please make your way out. One for the road?
One, two, three, four. First there was Natacha But before her There was Nathalie Right after that There was Laura Then there was Aurélie Of course, there was Emma My Emmanuel and my Sophie Indeed, there was Eva And Valérie, but. .
. My love, my love You know you're the only one And that I'll love you forever My love, my love You know you're the only one And that I'll love you forever My love, yes, I promise It was the very last time And I promise I told you everything There's nothing more to uncover You won't find any more girls in our bed They got me into trouble Yeah, sure, I made my choice But I didn't pick them! My love, my love You know you're the only one And that I'll love you forever My love, my love You know you're the only one And that I'll love you forever Ever since you left Life doesn't taste the same The sheets don't smell the same Since I've been washing them Tell me What does he have that I don't?
Is he bigger than me? How often are you two doing it? And where did you put my underwear?
My love, my love You know you're the only one And that I'll love you forever My love, my love You know you're the only one And that I'll love you forever But why, oh why is life so unfair? Tell me, oh tell me What does he have that I don't? Oh tell me What did I actually do?
But why, oh why is life so unfair? My love. Thank you.
We're actually mad. Three of us filming each other. Welcome to our world.
Cool! How's tricks? Welcome to my crib.
Shall we make it a double? So, tonight then? It's a bit low for me.
French buses are made for short people. Fatality. Here we go.
We're off. Oh shit. - No way.
How do you say 'I'm happy to be here'? I'm gonna spill it everywhere. Shit!
My new suede shoes, covered in ketchup. I don't feel like jumping rope today. All good, yeah.
A bit stressed. OK, forget it. It's fine.
Subtitles: Babel Subtitling - babelSUB.
