[Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen Pat stack and Vanna [Applause] White thank you I've been doing this show for 60 years and I stopped caring 58 years ago let's meet our contestants [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wow wow what's what's your name sweetheart oh well I am face I I I was actually talking to the pretty one but go ahead go ahead okay well I am a homaker great great and who are you hi my name is Aubrey sell once again once again once again I I am talking to pretty but go uh yeah finish okay uh I
am a high school teacher got it okay who do we have here uh well my name is Lexie vanc Canon you're very funny you're very funny thank you you're welcome I'm originally from Miami oh can I say hi to some of my friends yes yes okay um hi leasa hi Sierra hi Cherry hi Ros Alva hi Sienna hey actually Pat if I could say hello to no okay let's get the game started let's give it a spin Lexi oh oops Pat I think I won the toss backstage oh are you Pat Sage oh I'm Pat
say Jack okay I forgot I'm Pat say Jack so you'll be quiet and Lexi will spin we're looking for a famous person Lexi give it a good spin all right there you go oh that's a good spin that is a good spin is nice that isow okay come on Thousand don't you take that keep your dirty fingers off that wheel I'm sorry Lexi I'm so sorry please go spin again really go ahead there you go no it's well it's stuck no give it a just try it again try it give it a give it a
real good tuong give it a nice tuong TI stuck yeah Bruce she says the wheel is stuck can we fix that maybe what's that I should take my hand off of it it's fixed oh great okay fantastic fixed there we go there we go all right give it another spin there honey there you go there we go well it's it's what's happening it's it's sinking it's sing I I don't know I can't in the floor I'm sorry I don't know what's happen it must be magic Lexi oh like Harry Potter yes Harry Harry Potter oh
man there you go there we go 300 300 yeah no you I think the wheel's still spinning well going there there you go a thousand it's still spinning it's still I don't know why it's still spinning it's still spinning well well that's cuz you're moving it pat I'll prove it schnotz excuse me when is it our turn you know what maybe never Aubrey smell in fact for interrupting for interrupting Lexi gets $5,000 in a new car yeah a new car [Applause] [Applause] don't don't don't don't you're you were em no no no please boo roll
that back again in slow motion with a little music yeah yeah yeah can someone email me that clip please thank you okay what's happening what's the the show yes the show Lexi do you want to take a stab and solve the puzzle uh yeah is there a k yes there's a b is there a z yes there are two L's Andy that's cheating I shut up shut your mouth don't you ever interrupt me ever in front of Lexi how dare you you want to see cheating you want really want to see what cheating looks like
Vanna uh show me an R show me an H an M an N but I'd like to solve the problem I want you to Madonna that's [Applause] correct wait wait a second no no this is an outrage this is an absolute scam the only reason she's winning is cuz you got a boner of course I do Aubrey somal of course I have a boner look at her look at her take a good look at her but it ain't nothing I ain't seen before oh yeah well Bruce roll that clip again yeah oh my god I
think I'm straight oh my God I'm a lesbian I think that's all the time we have good night [Applause] [Applause] everyone here's another classic Price's right episode from 1986 wel to the most totally awesome game show and all of TV where you can win some totally R prizes for sure if the price is right now here's your [Applause] [Music] host it's time for us to start the show there's a out the he's the best for and here [Music] [Applause] hello and welcome to the price is right oh Bob your face is like a ski resort
it's covered in three in of powder Frankie says relax we have a terrible show for you today not actually we're going to party like it's 19 1999 which is still 13 years away and if there's a God in heaven this show will be off the air by then yeah yeah that's the ticket hello all you John litz Fans Say r I think our audience is totally spazzing out to get down to contestants row T Harding come on come on karmon now Jeffrey dber come on I leave now wi Frey come on feel the [Applause] noise
and Martha Stewart Hungry Like the Wolf down welcome to all our contestants let's take a look at our first item up for bid it's Shu cellular telephone the talk about 100 for Motorola boasts a variety of features from its lightweight 10 lb design to its fashionable easy to carry battery shoulder set just charge it for 10 hours and enjoy up to four full minutes of cordless conversation and it can be yours if the price is right Tanya Harden what do you do for a living I'm totally a student right now but my passion is ice
skating and I'm a fierce competitor and I'll do whatever it takes to win my V's $22,000 okay ice skating is a nice wholesome activity at least you won't end up in some amateur sex video Martha Stewart what do you do for a living I don't work I'm a homaker and I love it I want nothing to do with the business World women who dabble in business end up to be power hungry [ __ ] not me Bob wow well she just Blinded Me With Science Martha what's your bit $2,000 I'm sorry Martha but Tanya already
bid $2,000 no you misheard me Bob I said 2001 no you didn't Martha yes I did I'm not a liar okay take it easy you power Hungry [ __ ] Jeffrey dmer what would you do with that phone probably order some food so hungry I could eat my own hand $1,500 [Applause] Bob Ro Wayne Brady what's your bid of uh come on Wayne come on Pi you something uh I I I can I'm not really quick on my toes I got nothing that's okay Wayne you don't have to think on your feet it's not like
you're ever going to be a talk show host or an imp rational comedian so our actual retail price is $201 Martha Stewart you win [Music] [Applause] comeing right this way Martha I sure wouldn't want to run into you in a prison shower all right Martha why don't you take a look at this most excellent prize it's a new home video gaming [Music] console the Atari 2600 games look sound to play with unbelievable power in realism with its plastic case and wood grain finish it's not just a video game it's a piece of furniture and it's
the only video game system you'll ever own and it can be yours if the price is right okay Martha this is how the Rubik's Cube matchup game is played you manipulate six sides of the cube match up the prices on the horizontal with the products on the vertical and you win I'm not sure that I and ready and go wow [Applause] no one has ever solved the puzzle that fast it's almost as if you had prior knowledge of the Rubik's CU wait a minute aren't you friends with Rod Rody what are you insinuating Barker give
me my prizes Rod n n Bob looks like I'm in trouble guess I should do some break dancing [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] uhoh it looks like Rod has fallen and he can't get up I'm afraid that's all the time we have folks so until next time please help control the pet population keep your dog and cat from doing the wild thing later [Music] [Applause] much you're watching The Game Show Network get up off your fat ass and get a job you lazy butt ugly pig here's another classic pric right episode from 1134 [Music] BC people
we are ready this price right now here Price Right [Music] host hello welcome to show thank you welcome to show me very happy to be here me been doing show long time ever since walki wrecked hey Agra we need new contestants at four big boulders MOA off River calm down ji bone [Applause] musician this a link come down and Bernie Rubble come down welcome contestants let's take look at first item up for bid it new set of digging implements from Roy Hill these nice tools made from animal who attack Village you dig lot you dig
easy from Roy Hill and you get tools if a right price muga of river what bid me bid eight stones it's a living dead ey bone musician what bid uh me bid uh eight Stones one Pebble Missing Link what [Laughter] [Applause] bid Easy Link Easy Link just game sorry link you gave me no choice Barney Rubble what bid well rock my son bamb bam would really love those digging tools so I'm going to say two clams actual price of digging tools is eight Stones three Pebbles dead ey bone musician you win [Music] you play for
this and fire fire the all natural heat Source it create light for rate night cave drum make wet surface dry perfect for romantic iog sessions fire also worn away mud monsters but be careful fire burn not fire what can it do thank you a dead eye this game called matchup aat tell tell us a little about prizes first up it wheel it round be not sure it's us yet the Wheel from Good Year next how about some fish greas C with it putting hair cover wound fish greas from the people who brought you frog drinks
how about snack bag of bugs crunchy shells crispy Wings L cars snack bag of bugs by unco and finally it's a electric razor from Ronco with its Sleek design and Alo strip it's the perfect gift for dads and GRS welome making the future Moon thank you AR Dead Eye here are prices eight dead people teeth five live people teeth one nosebone and 42 mud balls match up prices with products go [Music] let's see how you [Music] did oh and I V musician you win fire [Music] [Music] I'm afraid that all time we have time what
that oh well help control mud monster population have mud monsters spade and neuter this is the all new English speaking aler Network quality Arab television and death to America bringing you the best in daytime television and death to [Music] America are you crazy Muslims ready to play the price better be rid or the streets will run red with your blood hi everybody I'm Aon Al and death to America Paul Abdul Jabar you are chosen [Applause] the Shakira O'Neal you are chosen the [Applause] Ser American tally Anderson you are chosen [Music] oh excuse me I don't
know what I'm doing here um I was in Vegas and I drank too many apple martinis and um and then the next thing I know I woke up in the Baghdad airport with a sticker on my ass that says do not ban and now here's your host bar B [Music] hello and welcome welcome audience and contestants hello let's get right to the bidding shall we and take a look at our first item a what someone is trying to Blind me with a laser light sorry baroo that's my new pilot pen for Bick designed to Blind
Pilots at a range of over one mile just to America [Music] go go let's take a look at our first item up for bid well baroo it's clean drinking water impress your friends by pouring a glass and drinking it without testing it first on the elderly no diarrhea no chalera clean drinking water qu your thirst without dying and it can't be yours but the price better be right and there to America Paul Abdul Jabar what is your bid oh my bid my bid Baro is is one bag of sand and three chickens okay next um
I want to be one bag of sand and three chickens and my eldest son death to America death to America death to America terrified American Tourist what's your bid uh the only thing I have my name is this empty Altoid tin and the actual retail price which was determined by two men haggling and gesticulating in an airless bizarre tent with a dirt floor that price is one empty Altoid tin [Applause] American to some else seriously give it to the lady oh I'm sorry but around here women cannot win prizes unless of course by prize you
mean having anesthesia before your rectomy Aon how about we all see what you could win next bar it's a brand new [Music] C from boy Hill this stylish wagon is ideal for carrying salted Meats vegetables and black market Soviet weaponry and it can be yours but the price better be right now we're going to play the either or game we call it the either or game because either you play or you die all right A Rod tell us about these next products please first it's the Sony sandil allterrain karaoke [Music] machine Amica all day hunted
by American infidels Cut Loose with the sand devil its dust and moisture resistant casing it's perfect for an impromptu cave performance the Sony sandil don't just say death to America sing it next from Nature's Best it's a rock can't find a grenade rocket launcher on the blink make your point with a rock rocks may still hurt and to America all right right now terrified American Tourist one of those products is more expensive than the other is it the karaoke machine or the rock I don't want to win anything okay I want to go home so
I'm just going to say the rock is less expensive than the karaoke machine obviously actually since we have no electricity the karaoke machine is rendered useless and the rock is more expensive congratulations American Tourist you have won [Applause] terrified American tourists go pull your cart and meet your new family and to all of you at home that's all the time we have for the price better be right or the streets will run red with your blood my name is Baro barcur and until next time please remember help control the camel population have your camel's balls
cut off thank you very much [Applause]