The DreamWorks Movie That Changed History | The Croods

You know, looking back at 2013, it really seems like that's when everything cool was happening. We had such iconic things like Iron Man 3. What kind of crappy suit is this?

GTA 5, and how could I forget the Smurfs, too, 2013. But that's when DramWorks was really in a creative boom. They would release banger after banger after this thing, and yet so many of them would flop at the box office, almost sending them into complete bankruptcy.

However, there was a film that was a critical financial and historical success. It was Grug. It was the movie with Grug in it.

He's loose. Release The Crud. The Croos has really stood the test of time and become one of the most iconic films in their entire legacy.

But how much of that was genuine and how much of it was people who thought thunk looked funny? Will the cruds be remembered for the next hundred years or are we just stuck with trolls boss baby garbage forever? This one's been a long time coming.

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So, our film starts out with the Universal logo where Super Nintendo World is. It's a me, a Mario. Now we're in Disney World with the pedals from Coco, I think.

I hope you die very soon. And we're shown some cave drawings that explain the history of our crude family. And I really like how Grug looks here.

Bro hasn't even shown up in the flesh, and he's already making me smile. But we're told they sit in their stinky cave all day because they suck at finding food and drugs over it. It caught it.

Oil corrected Grug to drugs. And we're told that they did have neighbors at one point, but they all died due to like ligma and like SGMA and AIDS. But the crew survived because they followed the rules and they only stayed afloat because they fear anything new and innovative like the Pokémon Company.

I want a divorce. What you got? But then we get the introduction of Hollywood's most iconic, most beautiful man that has ever graced the earth.

That of course being Grug voiced by Nicholas Cage of Spider-Man Noir and like uh uh the movie with the meme of Pedro Pascal. Fantastic. Oh yeah, Willy's Wonderland.

Also Willy's Wonderland. But then slowly and surely, the rest of our iconic family guys make it out into the sunlight. However, our man Thunk refuses to come out because he plays by the rules.

And he demands to hear the single from Grug to make sure that he's not an impostor. Is she going to show me her hoohoo? And then thunk comes out and makes Grug die again.

Though he is happy to hear that his mother-in-law is finally still alive. But then we get the most hardest action scene of ever all times as Grug wants to see some real caveman action as we get our epic title. And then we get this beautiful shot, which gets funnier every single time I watch it.

And our team looks out at their current objective, which is breakfast. It's, you know, it rhymes with Grug. As Grug annihilates the elderly in order to tell Thunk that he's in.

And as he runs over and grabs the Hatchimal with ease, he gets knocked out. So they call in the big guns. Release the baby.

Let's go. And as Pan Sandy is chasing down the big looking ostrich thing, these two little glump shows decide to mess everything up. Also, these thing like that the existence as one of these things would be like hell.

Jesus Christ. Here comes here. When the old lady's down, she calls in E for support.

And as she gets attacked, she's got to yeet the egg over to her old man. And now like 27 people are after this damn egg. Man, these egg prices are getting out of control.

But then they awaken this big giant magical beast thing about to gobble them all up. Then the gang all hop onto this giant like leopard elephant looking thing as they all have to destroy their ankles in order to bring it to a screeching halt. Eventually reaching the entrance to their iconic cave as they all go flying into the air and Grug comes crashing down back to Earth with successful food in heist hands.

However, after all that he gives it to Thunk and this [ __ ] idiot just breaks the damn thing. I'm so mad. Papa got a brand new bag.

And this means they've all got to suck up the egg's contents one by one. And as they all leak, they realize they've only got a single little drop for the big man. Oh, that's all right.

I I ate last week. But then Grug realizes that the sun's about to go down. So, they've all got to rush back to their cave for protection.

However, Ug starts beating a family senseless because they weren't holding a place in line to pre-order the Switch 2 at Walmart. But meanwhile, outside, E just like climbs the whole goddamn thing vertically like a goat. These climbing skills would have been useful earlier, Emma Stone.

[Music] But she gets all sad because the sun goes down and she doesn't know if it's going to come back tomorrow. We on that North Sentinel leaves mindset grind. I'm never going to forget when I found this exact image and I started losing my mind because I realized that the North Sentinel paint themselves to look exactly like the Far From Home upgraded suit.

Guys, million-dollar idea. We live stream going over to North Sentinel Island and we set up a big drone show of Galactis and we make them think that Galactis is going to destroy the world in real life. [Music] And he's yelling for E to get down, but no scopes the thing right the goddamn eyeball.

Jesus Christ. And just barely gets E indoors before they get turned into Scooby snacks. And then yells at her and tells her to never not be afraid of everything.

And she's giving him the silent treatment as Grug takes it all out on Ug. And she says, "Hey, Grug, why don't you tell us all a story? " So Grug grabs his little bear doll with a Slender Tubby's face on and starts telling a story of how Mr Bear was always playing by the rules and he was careful and most importantly he was afraid of everything.

However, one day he got curious like my homie George and because of that he died fighting Spider-Man. How you like the noo-noo? I want a party.

Please take care cuz as Grug's Twitter circle gets into a cuddle puddle, E is still being a [ __ ] and won't get down from her stinky ledge. So Grug just falls to sleep like a sad little boy. But meanwhile, cut to the dead of night where the Wild Things Pop Mart looking thing is just like standing outside their cave.

These like these labu popart things. Lab boooo sounds like a like a fake thing from like a cartoon to parody stuff like this. That sounds like it's from Phineas.

Dude, [ __ ] this. Get the Teletubbies blind boxes instead. That good.

But there's this magical orange glowing light awakening the ester. And she looks outside to see it all engulfing her cave, confusing the hell out of her as she tries to locate it within Thunk. But she sees it all coming from the outside.

So against her kug's best wishes, she heads on out and as she parkour her way through the cavern like Sonic Lost World, she's able to locate the magic death light and this big shadow of a cave person thing on the cave walls and [ __ ] Climbing up everything and seeing these little tiny sparks and little lights everywhere that are magical. But look out because live action Seth Rogan's right behind you, isn't he? But she catches on and performs an RKO to ensure survival.

And as she's about ready to cut a [ __ ] she sees it's got hands. And as it takes off its mask, it's revealed to be Ryan Reynolds. Oh, Canada.

And as the two squabble, she realizes it can speak unless Hugh Jackman's yelling at it. And me, the coolest smurf in the whole village. And she starts sniffing and poking at him out of curiosity until she sees Belt, iconic character.

Learn about Belt so you know about the DVD combo pack people. Also, he gets to bite E's toes. It should have been our two dumb dumb pops are squabbbling over the right to yield the flame.

But eventually, E caves and lets him tend to the fire because it's going to die. And she's like, "You make this. You make more.

Make more for me. " Well, I'd rather keep it a secret. I dare you.

And as our man's dying, Belt's got to do some CPR, but our man finally introduces himself as Guy. I'm not your guy, buddy. He's not your buddy, friend.

I'm not your friend, guy. But as he tells EP that the entire world's about to end and the darkest days draw near, I'm calling it the end. Also, I just want to point out this scene has like that iconic 2010s DramWorks like harsh orange lighting scenes that I'm the only one who ever notices.

That's all. I don't mean to sound too dramatic, but and then Spongegar tries to get EP to come with him. She says that she can't, so he gives her a magic conch in order to call him if they both survive.

And as he leaves, Eat backs into the man himself. And then she just like completely admits that she left on her own. Now she's going to die at the hands of Grug cuz you know it's strangulation.

It it rhymes with Grug. And as our duo head back to base camp, she tells the gang that she found something new, which causes an absolute mass panic. And then she tells her squad away, "Hold on, I'll call him.

" But then the entire gang just destroys her iPhone 6s to see if 10,000 grs will protect an iPhone from a 100ft drop gizmo slip. And then she's all pissed off rightfully because that was my private property. [ __ ] you want to see dangerous hair?

And then EP just crashes out and the entire world's tummy starts rumbling. Get to the cave. I'm going.

They've got a crisis city mock speed section. This [ __ ] that thunk's carrying a car. But as Grug sees his family about to be obliterated, he has no other choice than no scope thunk.

Kind of a running theme about that nozzing. And Grug takes on the full blast in order to save his family, sacrificing himself and ending our film. And after the debris field, Grug sees his entire estate completely destroyed.

But then EP crawls up and says, "You guys really need to see this. " That was in the That was in the trailer, I think. You really need to see this.

Nicholas Cage, Ryan Reynolds, Emma Stone, and the gang look out to see Darth Vader's castle in the back. That's just That's just Darth Vader's castle. And as Grock says that they ain't moving nowhere, he's kind of forced to because the big thing comes back jumping off of the Gruglands and falling into the trees like Avatar 2009.

I'm the only one who gets that reference because it seems like I'm the only one who gave a crap about the movie that made like $2 billion. Who's And as Sandy Cheeks rushes over to the bushes and grabs this weird elephant mouse thing, that's floor [ __ ] right there. That's three floor [ __ ] drugs all peeved out and says that they can't stay in the open for too long cuz they're going to get picked off.

However, as the gang try to find a new cave, they're sent alerts to this big ass cat thing and blah blah blah. They just run around and try to find a new cave and wind up in a monkey field of monkey monkey field, but they all go away because they see the iconic cat of death looming upon them, backing our crews into a corner and not even being phased by Grug side special. Wait, I just realized someone should mod someone should mod Grug into DK Bonanza when that game comes out.

Please, someone do that. I'm actually begging now. Please, Jesus Christ, do that.

Hey yo, Grug, I'm stuck on this level on DK Jungle Climber. What do I do? I'm climb climbing.

All right, thanks, bro. But they all run away using the legs of this giant creature thing. And they all hop into a brand new cave only to realize and as he gets spat out of the blow hole like in spite out of water.

But as Jake the dog's on the horizon, he's about to tear him a new one. Believes after becoming scared after the sun goes down as all the surrounding animals start going into sleep mode. Also that these little birds can start rising up and they just murder the whale and there ain't no afterlife in the cruise world takes matters into her own hands and calls up her boyfriend and like he just so happens to be like 100 ft away.

How very convenient for them. The crews writing is too smart for us. But as he turbos speeds into the battlefield and lights up a flame, he performs the coolest scripted segment in gaming history.

As all the smelly birds just completely avoid him and we're winning the day [Music] guy, you do not have the right to say that word. As we go through the same song and dance again with the fire and all that, the whole game congregates around the fire where Grug tries to get everybody in check and pure pandemonium sets in in one of the most iconic scenes in animation history. try hid you from it in the tall dry grass.

I win. When all the people on Twitter say animation is cinema, now you know what they're damn talking about. And as they all become projectiles in the big hobborn of death, it all explodes and the results make fireworks somehow.

I don't know how this works. I'm not going to question how life was 50 billion years ago. I'm sure the team did their research.

No, no, don't eat it. It's new. Nintendo YouTubers when the Switch comes out for some reason.

And as they all wake up, Guy tries to make a daring escape, but is denied. And Grug says to let him go, but Eep tries to convince him otherwise, eventually realizing that they're going to need his fire. So, he inserts him into an iconic log.

You know, log cuz, you know, it it rhymes with Grug. And Guy pleads with the big man to let them go to the big Vader Castle in the distance instead of a cave. That thing's going in the mammoth meatball machine.

And Gorg says that they should go to uh to that Vader's castle over there. I'll never live long enough to get there. Let's do it.

And he convinces the whole gang that they got to get in their very marketable pose and that was on the album cover of the theme song we'll get to later. Here, I'm going to do what I think all these what all these sound like here. Here.

Right here. All your knees will be hungry in a minute. Took a five hour engine earlier.

It's [ __ ] paying off, man. If you drank all that, you had enough for the energy to run around the whole world. Okay, I'm done.

And then they're all going on a magical mystery tour of Oz or something in the yellow brick road. And they're arguing back and forth and being insufferable douches to one another like your average whatnot reseller when he brings his family to get in line at Walmart at 6:00 in the morning so he can buy up all the Pokémon cards and sell them for a $2 profit. I need a good head count, Timmy.

It's two per person. And as Grug sees food in the distance, he begins an assault. As him and Thunk try to steal a big egg from a big ostrich looking thing again, eventually settling on this big scorpion thing instead.

And guy's like, "What about the bird and the egg and all that? I need my protein. " And Granny's like, "I'm still hungry.

I need more. I need more food. That's what Boogie said.

Listen, all you need is you better string. Get ready to clean. " And Granny starts eating thunk again.

Godamn you. Zep's got to get the stick. But as this is all going down, Guy tries and fails to escape again.

But he says to Eve, if she lets him go, he'll let her hunt. So the two go and set a trap so they can catch the beast and feast on its young. So they create a fake puppet and pretend that it's going to try to hook up with the big bird over here.

However, they get pretty sloppy with the puppeteering because they have to upload three goddamn videos a week. We make two videos a week. Some of them are going to suck.

And the ostrich thing catches on and it tries its damn hardest to end Guy's existence. And Grug catches him in his iconic log. And as he sees Eve about to be swallowed by the Thanksgiving turkey, it steps on the trap.

And now is the Thanksgiving turkey. Batch, we're going back in time to stop the cave from being Sometimes I'll let Grugs burn down my fingertips just to feel something. Anything.

But as they'll devour every scrumptious atom of the bird's carcass, guy's just sitting there scared out of his mind. Also, all the food here is cooked and you cannot convince me that these guys would have waited more than like 10 seconds to eat that bird. I They want to eat them raw.

But as Butt Plug decides to make the entire classroom listen to a story, it's your average grale where Thing disobys the rules and dies. And then Guy says that his stories never end like that. So they all line up ready to hear a guy tale as he tells the story of the little tiger girl who could.

And despite her peers warning, she would always go out to the cliff. And every day she'd get closer and closer to that magical edge. And one day she jumped.

And as the gang all thinks that she's dead and the story's over, Guy tells them that she flew into the forever sun or whatever Rocket said in the Guardian trailer. One last time and that she chased tomorrow's son that was so bright and a bunch of metaphors and crap. I don't understand cuz I'm a [ __ ] head.

Cuz you're a [ __ ] head. That's fair. And as Guy tells the gang that he's going to go to tomorrow, Grug's pissed off as per usual cuz he's not the center of attention as they all get some good old night night.

Oh yeah, then Ryan Reynolds almost takes a tumble. And then they all go to walk again at the sandy shore. And Ape really wants to get her boyfriend out of his log.

So she causes a diversion. Oops. He's loose.

And Grug decides to step on these little tiny spikes coming out of the sand, causing a chain reaction where everyone needs to prove themselves to their leader, Grug. That is until he realizes that goddamn guy's doing it right now. And Gro so mad cuz he doesn't got shoes that are protecting his fees.

And just as he's about to grab the log, Guy makes his grand escape and nobody can catch him cuz that snail is too damn fast. Maybe if Guy Gier had the rugged good looks of Grug, he could have beaten the snail in the Indie 500. But then he realizes that he can't leave Grug all alone.

He needs a mother. But this means that the log ride is over. So he forces Greg to throw away his favorite toy into the stratosphere.

And for an act of reciprocity, he gives epic fees to all of our friends. Then Azep does some screaming for money. They ask guy where he gets all these crazy Shark Tank ideas from.

I'm calling it a brain. Ted, I don't have a brain. Patrick, you've been wearing the same Keemstar underpants for the past 3 years straight.

What do you call that? A bold reverber still not convinced and says ideas are for weaklings. But MF's still out here using the cricket wireless mascots that guy gave him for his beat.

And as they traverse to the next town, they give a bunch of bananas to a bunch of monkeys. And it's really funny because there's an entire plot point in the second movie where it's like how Grug never ate a banana and he really wants to eat a banana and it causes like the entire end of the movie. Like it's like so comical because like he did like they make such a big deal about it in that movie and he's holding a goddamn banana in this movie.

I can't tell if they're just like trying to mess with us. Like they it's right here. I'm so mad.

No. You guys know that uh the Crash and Bernstein uh set has the SML couch in it. And then as the gang use some stilts to get over the gorge, Grug's not doing too hot and almost dies.

And other comical hy jinks ensues with Grug losing at everything he tries to do with my favorite one being the awesome gif of him going into the water. Six-year-old Timmy falling into the deep end of the pool looking for the Krusty Krab. And then as our montage ends, we find ourselves in this giant labyrinth maze looking place.

And they all need to get handed out shells from their teacher in case they meet up with a stranger at the Chuck-E-Cheese field trip. And Grog Boy is appalled that guy thinks they should split up because screwed stick together. God damn it.

That is until the Earth starts having tummy troubles again and they all get shoved into the holes. And as Belt deploys his glider, they all got split up among the caverns and Thunk's got to find an exit among all the rumble and ruins. Guys, I just found this like really cool Easter egg.

If you like trace along like all the cracks in like the whole labyrinth maze place, it'll actually spell out cruds. Isn't that cool? As Granny, Ug, and Sandy all find this beautiful flowery wonderland and Thunk finds his new best friend.

And they all go along with their different paths as Grug struggles to make any progress whatsoever. And as they all have their super fun time, Thunk makes some memories with his best new mate. But finally, Eve and Guy make it out together and have a wonderful moment like Tarzan.

But it's interrupted by Man's best friend. Also, Ugga gets a new haircut that isn't dog [ __ ] And I mean that. It probably did have actual dog [ __ ] in it.

But then she goes back in to find Grug, who's throwing a hissy fit, and we see that Funk named his new pal Douglas. Of course, being a reference to Ant-Man 3. They did a fourth.

Would you come back? As long as I could die. But then Michael Douglas gets his wish.

Good boy, Douglas. And as Mo and Paw show up, Grug's pissed off because Guyy's stealing his family again. And Ugga dumps him because he's being such a doom and gloom Snider fan who won't accept hope.

And he looks up at his family who doesn't give a crap about him anymore because he's being a big donut hole. You know, you're being a real donut hole, Tails. I make the Krabby Patty.

And then Guy goes to claim his bride in order to ensure peak dominance and survival of his clan. That is until we see the end of days over the horizon. Dear Lord, we're going to die.

It's every man for himself. Help me, Leela. So, Guy brings up the entire crew up to the top of the trees just like Tarzan.

And we get the beautiful stars in the galaxy of Super Mario 3D Allstars. I beg your pardon, but that looks like the skybox to Starlight. And then Ep's like, "Yeah, I'm going with Guy because he knows what's up and he can provide for me in a studio apartment in Burbank.

I'd have a heart attack and die. " [Music] And as they move forward in the next morning, we see Grug wearing an epic wig. He got that shitty Puggo haircut going on.

Have you ever been on TV before? Once when I took those hostages and he's trying to imitate Guy in order to make up his own level of ideas. A ride rhymes with Grug.

Uh, that doesn't rhy. Shut the [ __ ] up, you piece of garbage. And as Gruggo Puggo thinks of a few ideas that don't drive that well with the rest of the family, they finally made their way over to the promised Mustafar land.

But none of that matters because they got to get moving quick. However, after all that, Grug sees a cave and ushers them all inside. But nobody gives a crap about the Grug angle and they're like, "Yeah, we want to go ride to tomorrow with Guy.

" And Grug's like, "Come on, guys. Dead by Dylan. I know what I'm talking about.

" and Eb crashes out to him and she says they'd be dead if they listened to Grug Guy Liquid Cheeseburger. That's all right here, right now on Diners, Drvings, and D. And as Grug chases after Guy for stealing everything he knows and holds dear, they don't get stuck in a Vatar.

And as they all have a moment to calm down, Guy tells Grug that there's no getting out of this one as he learns that Guy's family was gameended in the tar pits many moons ago. Spoiler alert, they show that in the cold open of the sequel and then none of the rest of the movie has anything to do with this one. And they have a heartto-he heart and all that stuff and Belt's just kind of chilling here.

I don't really know what he's doing. He can leave. But Grug finally allows the guy to make an idea to get the hell out of here.

And as they create a puppet of Mr Tiger, yeah, remember him from like 30 minutes ago. Belt starts making a beat to grab his attention and they try their ding-dang hardest to seduce the beast. And we get the best line ever when he goes, "Hand me those acting sticks.

" And as Grug's masterful Oscar worthy will slapping performance draws the beast near, our gang gets yeeted out of the tar pit. But now they got another problem. But it's okay because the tar pit has grabbed another booty.

But now as the crews are all back together and the earth forgot to take its aderall, they all now need to make it to the end of tomorrow something something James Gun they they would all just be getting like blinded right now. Jesus. I'm going to look at the telescope and I'm going to say hi to the man on the tea.

You do that. I shall look there advertiser friendly. But the earth is having massive diarrhea because God's punishing us all for creating Pokémon scalpers and Pogo's pizzeria.

They're just about to make it, but they get blocked off by the terrain. And when Uga wants to leave and find a new cave, Grug is staring out into the abyss, and he has to make a choice. Go back to the cave like they've always known, or reach out to the new tomorrow.

And as Grug says that they need to follow the damn light, he says that he has a strength and that they'll be okay. And Nugget says it's too risky. They don't know what's over there.

Grug says it's a chance. So Grug does the noble thing and grabs Ryan Reynolds to throw him across the Grand Canyon, I think. And belt holds on tight as they get thrown over the gorge like Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson and Peter Simpson.

And as our boy made it to the other side into the new tomorrow, Grug's got to sacrifice himself to throw his whole gang over to live new lives. So he yeets thunk over to get him towards safety. And then Ugle along with Sandy, followed up by Granny.

And just as he's about to throw Eep, she says there's so much that she needs to fix with him and she doesn't have time. So Grug and Ben a new form of love called a hug since you know it sort of rhymes with Grug. And as he says that he loves her, they don't have much time and he has to throw her pronto.

and he says to never be afraid. It's like the beginning, but it's backwards. And as they all land safely, Grug's got to get to the promised land.

As he scurries away and winds up in Avengers Doomsday Land, I think. Yeah, that [ __ ] looks like fan for negative, though. And he's able to successfully make a fire just like Guy told him many years ago.

And as he's all alone, he does insult behavior and draws an entire fake family on his wall. But Rutro, he's got company. But as he's about to become a snacky time, the jaguar of death becomes his best friend because they're both scared of the dark.

But as Grud's thinking about his predicament, he hears the magic conch mean that they're all in trouble and he's got to get across that gorge. And he thinks to himself, "What would guy do? What would guy do?

" And he thinks, "What would Grug do? " And he says, "I have an idea. " 11year-old kids when they realize they could play GameCube games on the Wii the whole time.

So, him and his new furry friend go out to alert the death birds from earlier, going over into the dead whale carcass skeleton rib cage. And just as they're all about to devour him and his new friend, they got stuck in the tar, allowing him and Oomph to fly over to safety just as they're about to get over the gorge and he sees Douglas. Hey, I know that guy.

But he's got no time to spare as he sees a bunch of other animals and he keeps collecting them like Noah's Arc. I guess Greg was in the Bible, right? And as the explosion's just about to reach him, he gets blasted on out as we see E on the other side trying to call out to him as the rest of the gang need to break it to her that he's not coming back.

But they all start preaching out with the con shells as they hear something in the distance and realize he's doing it. He's riding the sun. And as he crashes on down, he rushes over to see why they're in trouble.

As we get beautiful moment between E and Grug kind. And as everybody's saved, Thunk's thankful to see that Douglas has been preserved. And now they have a new cat they can raise like one of their own.

And EP once again looks out into the horizon and says that they really need to see this as Grug says that they should go there and embrace the new. And we get one final look at all the crews wearing their new clothes to symbolize them grown up I think or something that like they did that at the end of Brave I think. Jedi.

Also the grand return of the damn home mic problem. Yes. We're not exactly cavemen anymore.

And as Eep says that they no longer need to look towards the darkness and only towards tomorrow, they know that they never have to be afraid because they know that they can look towards tomorrow. And as they all run off along the sun setting beach one last time, the KT extension event comes on in and destroys the entire dinosaurs and everything again. And there you go.

There's the crudes. What an iconic film. I think you can gather how epic this movie is with just how locked in I was for that end part there.

This film is shoved full of nothing but heart and soul. It's very clear that they had many ideas when making this film and basically all of them got to shine. The idea of a caveman movie sounds so unmarketable and gross and weird, but they made it work so damn well.

Somehow all the characters keep saying these big words and it doesn't like break the immersion at all cuz you just love them so damn much. I mean, there's really no sore points in this whole thing. Every character gets a good amount of time to shine.

Plus the whole concept of early humans trying to avoid extinction. It's like dinosaur, but if anyone actually remembered or cared about dinosaur, you know, it's bad when they're replacing you with a Lucasfilm property in the big 25. And all the characters are just built to work off each other, and the actors do such a good job.

Ryan Reynolds snarky comebacks and demeanor just work so perfectly with the character who's clearly the smartest out of everybody. Nicholas Cage is perfect and can do no role wrong. And Emma Stone is funny because she died in The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

I mean, the guy who voiced Belt is the guy who created Lilo and Stitch, the good one. They know what they're doing here. Oh, yeah.

He also like wrote and directed the whole thing, but that's less important. The lady who played Ugo was the bad Evelyn lady from Incredibles 2. Cannot think of a worse downgrade.

Also, the guy who did the voice for Sandy is also the voice of Toothless. I'm no power scaler, but like besides that though, the visuals in this film have aged pretty well, I'd say. For the 12 billionth time, this film was created before they reached the peak of CG animation and forced them to either go hyperrealistic Pixar garbage or do more stylization.

But they managed to make the most disgusting, grimy character models ever. And not making them feel all weird and gross. I can't really describe it.

But there's just something about all these guys that's just not repulsive somehow. Even though all the realistic dirt and grime isn't like stylized in any way. It's just real.

Why does the model of the teenager with acne peeve me out more than the big sweaty hairy fat man covered in tar? Moving on from the movie itself though, there is something I need to talk about right now. I've been holding this off for months now until I made this video.

This is my moment. There is a commercial. So, look, I'm not going to describe what the commercial's about.

Let me just play this little old clip for y'all. [Music] I swear to God, I don't even know where to begin. How am I not making this up?

They get the cruds. They see a Kia car and they they they track it down. They get inside the damn thing only for them to go through a magical interdimensional time portal and they play the movies like Owl City theme song and we get a bunch of crude shots of them playing around with the car and they take a damn picture and they just have like a real picture of them in front of the damn car.

What is this picture? And then they got a bumper sticker of them. Ah, it'd be one thing if they just had like clips of the car, but they go through the magical time travel portal.

How much of this is canon? Like what? I don't even know, man.

I don't even [ __ ] understand it. The Jennifer Lopez home music video seems grounded in comparison. They get in the [ __ ] car and they just get they go through the [ __ ] time travel portal.

Yeah, it'd be one thing if they just shove the car in. The the time travel portal is sending me into spirals right now. This image will start wars.

I have a game theory, though. I fully believe that this commercial is canon to this other one where they go and get the McDonald's Happy Meal for the movie and they're just like in real life and they're looking for food. Yes, he's food.

Thank you, Bootleg Ryan Reynolds. Jeffy the puppet. Your mom is so fat.

Jeffy the puppet. Kylo Ren. These two things cannot be unrelated.

They have the ability to time travel. They had to have gone to 2013. Why didn't they just time travel to after the world ended?

Why didn't they call the Grugstice League? Are they stupid? [Music] No.

No. After that insanity though, I actually did find these neat Beta Cruds logos on this website. They're pretty neat all things considered.

I like this one with the little caveman in the center. That that that's neat. Nothing else to say about it really.

Just neat little oddities. Jesus. Though this website is kind of funny because it's just like of a graphic design company and they've just seemingly worked on like every movie of all time.

Like they made that first poster of Cars 3, Lightning McQueen just dying, dear Lord. They also made Turbo, Mr Peabody, and Sherman, Rebel Moon. Also, Ralph Breaks the Internet perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Also, I was scrolling on this website. We went back in time and we showed this movie to like actual cavemen. You think they could relate to like Grug's caveman unabonga struggles or would they probably just start like throwing sticks and rocks at the ground and shooting themselves?

Also, I want to mention the Crude's video game for Wii U. Very iconic. And like for some reason, this game like sealed in box and still shrink wrapped is worth like 150 bucks.

Like used, it's only like 30 bucks. It's not that bad. For some reason, when it's sealed, it's like people bitching about $80 Mario Kart when there's a $150 grug experience.

Also, there is that TV show and I was going to talk about it, but I watched it for like 5 minutes and it's just it's just slop. I'm sorry. I don't care.

I think I've always just had like a vendetta against these shows because they're not one to one like the movies. I was indoctrinated by a young age because Sherman looked like this and not this. You know what?

Here's a promise. Uh, when I do the Cruds 2 video, inevitably my water fell. When I do the Cruds 2 video, I will review the this this episode of of the Cruds 2 Hulu show that has eight [ __ ] season, eight seasons.

Instead though, I will talk to you about the FisherPrice Cruds toy line. Look at this. It's not too extensive.

It's just a couple of little simple figures with gimmicks. I guess they just got some of the characters and some playsets. But the odd thing is that they seemingly only made like one wave of stuff.

Like they made Grug, Guy, and Thkunk of all people. And then they just they just never made Eep, you know, like the main character of the whole series. Just Nope.

I'm just assuming that these toys didn't sell well and they were holding off on E for like a big wave two. They didn't strike while the crude iron was hot and these probably went to clearance, I guess. At least we got this beautiful guy figure.

None of you told me there was an official crude tenor section. We're looking at this now. Now, let me let me just play some very nice music and then I'll just do like a little slideshow of some of my favorites.

How about that? [Music] This Sandy plush looks like what Sandy and Spongebob make after their wedding night. And there's the end of our crud journey, boys.

My head hurts. [ __ ] [ __ ] Stupid Dollar General would only let me buy two packs of Pokemon cards. Damn these scalpers.

I've been bitching about the Pokemon scalpers in this video because this week's been pissing me off. I don't know why. I think that 5hour energy is cooling down because now I'm all tired and [ __ ] I don't know how much of that exhaustion is mental, physical, or both because I was screaming about thunkk for like 20 minutes.

Wait. Oh my god. I just looked at my email.

I just forgot that the new has been YouTube's figures. I'm buying these while I'm recording. Add do cart.

Bow chicka bow while uh entering my credit card number. Dude, $21 shipping, man. [ __ ] hell.

I'm going to go steal the nifty YouTube's like thunk stealing that big old egg. I bought this like Pokemon booster box as an investment earlier today also. So, that was that was funny.

I'm going to hold on to this thing for like 15 years and that's going to let me retire and buy all the cruds figures from FisherPrice. These endings of my videos have just gotten dog [ __ ] man. I don't even talk about nothing, man.

I'm hungry as [ __ ] man. I'm standing on my chair because it'll be quirky and different. It is kind of funny though cuz this is kind of like, you know, this is the end.

This is after all the This is kind of the last like original 2010 DramWorks movie that's like so iconic except Megamind because everybody's talking about Megamind. Who cares? I'm going to beat my mic with a big ass Hulk Marvel Legends figure.

Now, if you're still watching this, then um why why you doing that, man? You know, if you're damaging your brain enough to be still watching this crap, here's a teaser for next video. You earned a chief.

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