on the first day of Christmas to cousin Merry Christmas old be oh relatives how did you get past the guards well we just thought we'd pop by to wish you a very Merry Christmas Merry Christmas I'm a Puritan I don't celebrate Christmas in fact I've had it banned well you won't say no to a spot of Christmas dinner will you we brought you a goose GS what are you doing Christmas dinner is banned it's sinful I've ordered the Army to confiscate all roast geese Gods whoa whoa whoa whoa we'll lose the goose we'll lose the
goose it's fine um why don't we all go down the pub or something Gods what now pubs are banned they are sinful fine fine why don't we all go to the theater Gods let me guess Bann yes it's sinful all right all right well why don't we all go and have a festive kickabout in the park Gods oh what you can't ban sport it's sinful you have to understand these frivolous events distract us Puritans from our devotion to Christ well we have to do something I mean Lucy's all made up with makeup yes Gods oh
cover make up his sinful especially that ey Shadow with that top what nothing wait a minute I've got it why don't we all go to church I mean Church isn't sinful is it no of course not well then let's all go to church God seize them it's against the law to go to church on Christmas Day take these sinners to prison what what wait yes happy Christmas oh now lock them up and throw away the key horrible hisor
