you're a broy I hear you through the screen now claiming cap but you and I both know all I spew is facts don't worry bro I feel you so I'm lowkey going to teach you how to cook on the stock market and secure the bag type stuff first order of business words the amount of cringe words in the stock market is completely out of pocket and an absolute L it's giving Finance Bros just wanted new words they can Yap away and sound smart don't worry though we're going to break it down respectfully stock when you
cop a stock in a company you are literally coping a piece of that company so if you cop a single stock in a company called yapon you own a very low-key piece of yapon this puts you in your shareholder era making you a real one of the company how can this get your bread up well say yapon comes out with new drip that lowkey slaps because of this the chat might think bro let's go secure some yapon stock it's busting right now on gang so more NPCs start buying stock in yapon or in other words
the demand's body count goes hard and when the demand Cooks the price gets out of pocket but you bought your stock before the price went out of pocket so now you can sell that stock for more than you bought it for and secure the bag or if you think the stock is low-key still slept on you can let it live rentree in your portfolio like a real one and sell it later congrats you just finessed the stock market respectfully but that new drip from yapon could also be really mid and then none of the NPCs
would vibe with the stock demand drops your Ops start selling the price becomes a massive L and you fumble the bag that chat right there is risk and reward lore dividends a dividend is a very lowkey B that the company gives to shareholders every so often the size of the bag depends on the vibe of the stock and how much of it you coped so if a company has a 2% dividend and your bro cops $100 of stock the company will clap back with $2 periodically but if the company stock Sol lows and the price
gets out of pocket and doubles your Bros stock is now worth a Comm low $200 and the dividend will be $4 respectfully but if he really wants racks on racks on racks you're bro going to take all those dividends and just CAU more stock then the next dividend will be slightly more valid CAU more stock slightly more valid caught more stock I think you catch my drift this is compound interest lore bonds you might now think you're the CEO of stocks and dividends but you're not a real one unless you know why bonds are built
different Bond lore is when a company finesses your dough but instead of leaving you on red they give it back with a little some sprinkled in example if you give a company a calm L band they'll clap back with 20 bucks every few months and after a hot minute give you your whole back chat asks if this is an infinite money glitch while the risk is more lowkey than a stock bonds can still throw hand with your bank account see the company that took your Comm L band could just get cancelled and if they get
cancelled they become brokies and the bank account is no longer valid therefore they do you dirty and ghost you this is default risk lore bonds that are based also come with bigger potential bag but might get cancelled so you can do 800 credit score activities and secure a ton of lowrisk Comm low bag type bonds or you can put it all on black and go highrisk big money type bonds funds all right we F to speed round this ho index funds hedge funds mutual funds index funds the way to COP stock in a valid Market
or any company that passes the vibe check like the S&P 500 where you can COP stock in all the top 500 companies at once hedge funds the entire chat pulls their bread and lets a top G invest it typically with a super extra portfolio to get higher returns than single MPC could get with their own bag mutual funds a collab of the previous two where the whole chat pulls their money again but this time they let it live rentree in an index fund where a boomer decides what investments pass the five check W speed round
also it's low-key important to know you can't just COP stock in any NPC company some L companies live stream privately which means if you want a cop you have to catch hands personally and see if bro will let you in on it so what about companies that live stream publicly well when a company decides to boot up the stream and make that hope public they basically say let the NPC brain Rod Zombies come by our stock and give our company a glow up the two big spots companies live stream are the NASDAQ and the New
York Stock Exchange once they start streaming they declare how many banss one stock is worth cross their fingers and see if it cooks or turns out to be an L if NPC's Buy it cooks and if NPCs don't the bag gets deviously fumbled let's recap if your broop to yapon stock today he'd literally be buying a piece of yapon if the vibe for a single yapon stock becomes more and more valid your boy can sell the piece of yapon to some other NPC for a profit but if instead the vibe gets less valid and he
sells it to some NPC he loses bread yapon might also clap back with dividends every 3 or so months and pay your bro a percentage of the vibe of the stock now you lowkey know it's stocks are but how do you actually secure the bag What specifically should you do to win that bread start by investing in a tough tea from this merch.com to be a real one and help support the channel and get some drip in the process after that you got to know the two big stock market Vibes investing and trading trading is
what you see from the Ops here here and here this is when you cop some stock in a random company because it looks like it might cook and then when it does cook you sell immediately finessing that bag and repeat for a ton of random companies the reason this is an L is that it lowkey doesn't work it's mostly just pck me Finance Bros trying to sell you a course but it's speculative and you're respectfully going to lose just as much dough as you secure and so in my humble opinion it's not worth it investing
is a slightly different vibe this is when you COP stock in a company that you think is slept on and highkey underrated you cop with the intent to keep your dough in that company for a hot minute like 5 to 10 years this is what you see from these Bros it's the long boring way that will make you stupid Rich making your bag absolutely gargant you and actually not capping here trust that's the course chat also I charge for financial longevity and big money mentality and it's F to cost one subscribe we also have this
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