hey hey how was it well i had a great time um chauncey on the other hand i will tell the story it was going great i let him win we were bonding he even said that i could call him dad and what did he ask you not to call him daddy all right look here's the story well we just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam i walk into the steam room and it's really steamy so i take off my glasses and that's when it happened guys over here have a seat son
[Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh my god chandler i can't believe it i know you gave my father a lap dance why do they put so much steam in there uh otherwise they'd have to call it the room room why okay why why did that have to happen come on it's not that big a deal not that big a deal there there was touching of things all right i know you wanted to bond with my dad but did you really have to bond to that part [Laughter] listen i'm sure that dad doesn't care he probably thought this
was really funny he'll be telling this story for years i don't want him to tell this story for years boom but he will he still tells a story about how monica tried to escape from fat camp i wasn't escaping then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire i was trying to help out a squirrel you were trying to eat it if that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off come on hello i'm sorry you have the wrong number okay i'll call you later dad i love you [Music] all
right i'm off to see your dad whoa whoa aren't you a little overdressed yeah and you better make sure he tips you this time look i figured i would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore and i figured the best way to do that was face to face and by face i don't mean his lap and by face i don't mean my ass [Music] so you understand i'd feel a lot more comfortable if you didn't tell people what happened you know i'm a little a little embarrassed about it i understand completely there's
nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws as a matter of fact when i started dating judy i was unemployed and her father asked me what i did for a living and i told him i was a lawyer what would you do when they found out they never did so if you ever see me giving them legal advice just not alone shall we so i guess we wear swimsuits in here [Music]
