oh yeah oh yeah yeah better luck next time are you oh yeah well well at least I have a little planet you mean a moon Dingus are you moonshaming us now yeah I am the only one with a moon so I'm the real winner well I have moons oh I'm sorry you mean those two small Pebbles Phobos and Deimos if those are moons then Pluto is a planet come on don't be like that asteroid so you kind of just proved my point you blew it hey guys what are we talking about we're just discussing how
I have a moon and none of you have one but hey you're cool man I kind of always saw you as Venus's lost moon or something me what the Mercury Venus how dare you I'd rather crash into the sun surface okay I get it you're proud of your moon good for you it doesn't mean you have to be mean about it look Jupiter has like 70 moons and he's not showing off 80 moons to be exact the gas giants don't count says who says the planet with the biggest moon not counting gas giants because they're
weird now if you'll excuse me I have more important matters to attend to and you guys think I'm a pain in the core you know Venus for once you're not the planet I hate the most nobody cares pipsqueak okay I take that back I mean I get he was bitter about losing the game but I think he took it too far maybe we need to Humble him down a bit I think I have an idea hey you are you looking for a new space related game to add to your collection yes I am omnipresent voice
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game oh not at all Earth I can compare myself to your glory and uh whatever huh you finally came to your senses Venus yes yes in fact why don't you ask Astro dude about The Mirror's ball Armstrong left on the moon mirrors ah sounds interesting mirrors just watch okay doctor said these pills will make the talking planets go away maybe it's all all in your head yo Astro dude mine coming out here for a second uh yeah I'll be there in a sec uh planet Earth okay I'm losing my mind hi hey Venus told us
you know something about some mirrors mirrors yeah on the surface of the Moon oh yeah we use them to measure the distance from the Earth to the Moon we shoot a laser from Earth and calculate the time it takes for the laser to return well that's lame it's around 238 000 miles right ugh you earthlings and your lame ideas wait no it's more interesting than that you see we discovered something about the moon it's drifting away [Music] myself thanks Mars yeah uh good job yeah that's nice Mercury so we gonna talk about it talk about
what about you drifting away for the first time I was proud of having you hanging out with me but now I hey I didn't know I was floating away either why is this now my fault please please my gravity is pulling you in not pushing you out so it must be you that's trying to escape or something hey if I was trying to escape I'd do it right away instead of how fast am I drifting away one centimeter a year one centimeter a year in the great scheme of things that's fast how can my earthlings
become a Type 3 civilization if you're gonna leave and cause a cataclysm it's not my fault guys you want to know the truth about why the Moon is drifting away I don't need a lecture from you Jupiter okay the moon hates me simple as that Earth shut up for a second will ya okay listen the Moon is pulled by the Earth's gravity right right and the Earth is also pulled by the moon's gravity uh huh guys the moon may be smaller but it still has a gravitational force that affects the Earth but I'm bigger and
everything pulls on everything else I pull you you pull me even Astro dude over there pulls us toward him big things are just way better at it okay okay okay so the moon pulls you in and there's always one side of the earth that's closer to the Moon right right I don't see the problem yet Jupiter well the problem is that this side is always changing oh because I'm spinning yep and very fast actually so the side of the earth that's being pulled by the Moon is changing all the time why does that matter we're
all spheres so that you're wrong we're not perfect spheres in fact we all stretch based on the gravitational forces that pull us but you're also rotating so instead of looking like this you look like this so we're never really aligned nope you're always re-stretching because you're rotating this actually slows down your rotation but that's a topic for another day Jupiter friend all I got from this is that I'm pulling the moon to my Center so my point still wrong the moon's not being pulled to your center it's being pulled towards this weird spot that's what
accelerates the moon into higher orbit wow so I guess it's kind of my fault no well I think it's just the way things are but hey I don't mind we should focus Less on the fact that I'm slowly leaving and instead enjoy the time we have together hey Jupiter can you lend me one of your moons when mine abandons me what Yep this was a waste of time we hope you liked the video thanks to Star Trek Fleet command for sponsoring this video the game is available for free on IOS and Android download now by
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