- Good afternoon. After very strongly renaming the Gulf of Mexico as Gulf of America, we'll be making further changes, effective immediately. Europe will now be known as America Plaza East.
The Panama Canal will be known as Trump America Canal of Trump. And, of course, Turkey will now be known as Chicken. - [Reporter] Now, why are you renaming Turkey in particular?
- Why are we doing it? Because we can. What are they going to do about it?
Does Turkey want to beef over being called Chicken? We'll call them Beef. What else?
Oh, also, we're going to name Hungary, Thirsty. But don't worry, the prime minister there will do whatever I tell him. - [Reporter] What is behind this policy of changing everyone's name?
- Because America will no longer allow people to tell us what to call them. It's like the pronouns, it's over. Sorry, what's that?
Zelensky's on line three? Put him on speaker. What else do you want?
We're cutting off the aid immi- - Mr Trump, we demand that you call our country Trumpkraine. - Trumpkraine? Boy, I always thought of it more of a Mekraine than a Ukraine.
But, tell me more. - Greater Trumpkraine. - Greatest Trumpkraine.
- Deal. And we will also rename Donbas, Donaldbas, and retake from Russia. - Deal, deal, I love it!
Sally, tell Pete Hegseth to give these Trumpkrainians whatever they want.
