-Are you sure you'll be okay carrying these on your motorcycle? -Who? Me?
Yeah. I got this under control, man. I've never done it before, but I'll only be driving on the highway.
So take care, man. [ Engine revs ] -Steve! You forgot the part where he pays!
Again, I know you're the high-school quarterback, but this job needs to be a priority for you, okay? -This job is a priority for me. It goes football, school, my boys, weed, my boys, my sneakers, a few other things that I'm forgetting, then this job.
-Well, look alive. Another one's pulling up. -Okay.
He's here. Steve's working. -Okay.
We're just gonna ask him straight up. -Okay. We'll say, "Steve, you want to go to the dance?
" -And he'll say, "Yes. " A resounding yes. -Resounding yes.
We got this. -Okay. We're ready!
We're ready! We got this! -Great.
-Okay. -Hi, there. That'll be $18.
97. Order 23, right. Oh, wait.
I know you guys. We go to high school together. -God broke the mold when he made you!
-Looking fabulous, Steve! Perhaps a kiss for the lady! Maybe on the front?
Drve, drive, drive, drive! -Drve, drive, drive, drive! -Drve, drive, drive!
[ Tires squeal ] -Steven! Did you not even give those people their burgers? What is going on?
Why are people speeding around the building? -It's just these two girls from my high school. -Do you know them?
-No, but I know they're the only two members of the school's quidditch team? -That went perfectly! Oh, my God!
-Whoo! It felt amazing! -Oh, my God.
-You were shining! -Oh, my God. Thank you.
-We have him wrapped around our finger like a snake! -How could he say no? -I mean, he's getting a bargain.
He's a 10. We're two 5's. -Okay.
The deal of a lifetime. Okay. We've set the bait.
Now let's reel him in. -Hey. It's you guys again.
Do you guys want your burger? -Well, Steve, the burgers are good, but what about the boy, they say. I would like to crunch you up like a bag of chips.
Okay? Sounds like a plan? -How about I use your ass as a table?
Put my elbows on it. Not a manner in sight. Did I say ass?
I meant to say ass! Drve, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive! [ Tires squeal ] -Steve, what is going on?
! They're racing around here like a NASCAR track! -It's not my fault.
-Am I on "Impractical Jokers" right now? Am I being impractically joked upon? Because I cannot let that happen again!
-Whoo! -Oh, I feel amazing! Oh, my God!
What's your next move? -I think next time we, uh-- we just say like, "Hey. Dance?
" Like, simple as that. -Simple as that. Okay.
That's perfect. That's perfect. Okay.
-Hello, Steve. So, does your penis-- No. -Drve, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!
[ Tires squeal ] -Steve, those girls are doing freaking donuts out there! [ Horn honks ] -Mister Burger. -Steve.
-Hey, did you guys want your burger? -Um, Steve, I'll tell you what I want: to ride you to death, of course. -I'm a virgin, but I have a book that tells me exactly how it works!
-And, Steve, if we went all the way and if it came down to it, I want you to know I wouldn't keep it. -What's going on with you guys? -[ Sighs ] Look.
We got nervous. But we came here to ask you something. -Both: Will you go to the dance with us?
-I would love to go to the dance with both of you guys. It's the deal of a lifetime. I'm a 10.
And you guys are both 6's. And two 6's add up to, like. .
. 11? -Both: Sixes?
! -Oh, my God! He called us 6's!
-He thinks we're beautiful! -Well, I'll see you two at the dance. -Dancing the night away with you, Steve.
-Sounds like a plan. -Excuse me! -Whoa!
-I crashed the motorcycle! Can you two 7's take me to the hospital? -Both Sevens?
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