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Lisa this is going too slow I jumped in front of your picture now it's ruined Bart this isn't a [Music] photograph not to worry what do I do Petty's going to kill me oh fine whatever I'll just keep cutting till I hit something salid actually it's kind of cute you look like Posh SP tce that's just what I was going for I can't believe I'm saying this Homer Simpson do me I meant my hair happened last night something that really changed me my mom put in the Finding Nemo so I'm going to finally Proclaim my

love for Lisa that's your takeaway from Nemo I hear this is the home of Springfield's hottest hairdresser I need a haircut and I need it in 3 2 1 now [Music] ow wow wow you sure you don't have a salon well I open a lot of crazy things when I'm drunk but I don't think so too bad oh hair I love you when you're old and gray huh well two can play at that game maybe I should open a hair salon well Newsweek magazine did say it's good to change careers right right after they laid

off all their editors let it be known by all Lisa Simpson is the smartest sweetest most perfectest scamed of you okay first of all it's never wise to use the word spew in a love song Lisa I love you is that love requited or un I'm sorry yeah it was romantic and it rhymed well I used a rhyming dictionary day long up who goes on about Lady Gaga who is doing nothing that raak Katan was not doing 20 the worst know it all I can't we the same socks for just talk on and never watching

I'm sorry honey all day long I have to listen to women talk not a good time why when a popular fifth grader like taffy be interested in a Millhouse like MH house oh yeah I know Kirk resents that the dog likes me more I don't want a conversation oh I just want you to listen while I talk about the loser I'm married to all day long they tell me stupid pointless boring stories when I look at you all I see are the foibles that drive your women crazy FES fibes home r can you make me

look fancy sorry Sarah I'm retired okay okay you win I'll teach you how to make love to your wife what no just cut her hair right suck of course genius cannot be stopped just want to know what she's up to with Milhouse a girl like her could get a fifth grader maybe even kylo Bianco it's time to get boots on the ground you like my boots once you get past the sister ick they're fine this ends now I need some highlights for a bridal shower you can start with a rinse sh please who'd follow Milhouse

around like that all right sister what's your game Lisa not her again yeah Lisa can't you leave me alone we're over it's because you'll always be in love with her he likes his apple pie warm and his all mode cold good luck Lisa does this mean you like me yes no Mr hermer and Mrs Marge bouier Simpson my wife has betrayed me with another hairdresser another hairdresser who is it we must know okay first five customers get a discount next five hear secrets about the first five come on get in line no it's time to

pay you [Music] back yes the p [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] why me why me what Simpson okay I'm going to put a stop to this ultimate punching you can't stop an entire sport no we need to take this into the Belly of the Beast Mr scalper give me a ticket I'm Marge Simpson and I will not rest until you tear down this septagon I am going to shut down this sport really if you meet me in the septagon fight [Music] me if I'm going to open a can of whoop tushy I better get in

shape with some rhythmic gymnastics now the first first lesson will be to work the tattoos flaming skull Obama Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo the second element of mixed martial arts is jiujitsu in which we use an opponent's strength back when I wrestled at Yale I was in the lightest weight category ether weight side mount take down Advantage reversal reversal clinch clinch I say Sir to a slam Aristotle's Dilemma nickak knuckle Breaky and so on [Music] I tried my best to talk you out of this but since you're going through with it I beg you just stay out

of his way and don't get Mar [Music] Simpson don't worry Marge I don't want to hurt you I knew it hit my mom will well I'm going to knock you out and moon your corpse heck I'll fight anyone except a man my own size that's my son okay I give I give I give you're better than me really oh thank [Applause] [Music] you me me hey this is one of the planets on Star Trek ah rattlesnake you fall for that every year Seymour greetings desert dwellers get out a second we let one trespasser on our

land then every God dang then them black [Music] helicopters Parks environment has been preserved free of invasive species except for one rock climbers oh I sprayed my ankle I'm going to die up here hang on I'm coming up for you hurry B Bar gets you fine gold better the Prospectors left naughty French postcards W [Music] Mama hidden dangers cacti poisonous snakes and most deadly of all scorpion these flowers saved me from a terrible fate not getting an A on my next science project check it out something pathetic is going on you can't throw me out

I'm not dead yet that's the deal man oh Abe that doesn't seem fair they won't let him Escape then they kick him out okay we're going to take turns having Grandpa's a roommate who wants to go first fine how's it going terrible I got this new roommate and he won't stop yapping Homer I told you he wouldn't sleep through it in my day women didn't make a sound of a wildflower makes these angry scorpions docile that's great [Music] honey and there's something else it might be good for good morning family it's such a beautiful day

I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk ababe are you feeling all right Dad is there anything unusual in Grandpa's coffee here you go champ go buy yourself some rock and roll records to the Antique store and that's why you're acting so sweet and kind because Dad drugged you no what there are no guarantees in life we don't know if this um knife is safe come on come on make with The Laffy juice I want to take Grandpa to have his belly button pierced I can hang my Purple Heart from it yet

everything everyone just said is either obvious oh why don't you just make some more of the serum yourself oh because at least you won't tell me what flour it's from excuse me has your daughter found a drug that renders old people tolerable to us normals oh not so fast [Music] Fritz that one droplet I have synthesized 50 different compounds please identify the one that is AIT it I've isolated the molecule nerd huh this one didn't make me feel anything are they robots no robots can develop human feelings we're graduates of the Arizona State thank you

for the tour of your factory Mr Wonka I am not vly Wonka be careful if the wrong hands got hold of it a fortune could be made by selling this drug on the black market I got something to St that bag don't play or hate I'm just a business boy all right Bart what are you up to now and another thing the um it's okay Grandpa you don't have to act grumpy I know you're taking the drug wonderful wonderful scorpions too the flower essence must have the side effect of lubricating the eye sockets to the

point of popping chain him in the basement until The Circus Comes To Town sounds good at least no one else has taken this drug [Music] look so I guess we're all in the same boat huh 9 N see you are right as always the frisbee is the mirror to the soul but we sure do appreciate what you done for us and uh we were just hoping we could get more of that drug I will destroy the drug what well all you now if you'll excuse me I was supposed to be drunk an hour ago toos

together we survived a depression one a few Wars and put a man on the moon down those pills pop in your eyeballs and upside down them smile there can do we'll bail out our won't try every Simpson SP his [Music] skner Skinner Skinner you sure look good in chaps both love to shop at Old Navy the students of this school will be taking a ride on a nuclear powerered attack class submarine so you're all excited eh y well that's too bad because many of you will not be going to increase the tension everyone starts with

a clean slate but From This Moment On I am the law sweetie about the submarine what's your favorite food to eat when you're disappointed I'm going shopping tomorrow but real ding-dong you've already done so much bad stuff Skinner's never going to let you on that boat they're the ding-dongs what B sweetie this is an opportunity for you to turn things around yet again kid cannot go one week without getting in trouble now if you be so kind as to start my car for me I'm going to Mo what are you doing to avoid Temptation I'm

getting rid of all the things that could get me in trouble at school don't take my custom limo at least let me sniff my Coke out of the floor man brings you to see Uncle crusty crusty are you broke yeah all it takes us some bad luck at the ponies I'm saying is you could produce foreign versions of your TV show with actors from other [Music] countries G on the floor off the list and any troublemakers on our submarine not bad Simpson did you wash your knees front and back sir oh man 5 days without

pranking I'm getting strange red marks what no I'll be late Skinner will cross my name off the list [Music] all fixed [Music] up off the list for what muddy footprints on the school floor hello hold for the president this is Barack Obama is this a prank nope this is Barack Obama so love I like Ohio State you can put lipstick on a pig the man and they call Mr Monday afternoon crusty hey hey hi hi do the K crusty show in your country and send me 10% and send me another 60% hey I washed your

car like you asked I did your paper rout and I'm sorry I really am no here's itch man scratch a man J and [Music] scratch nice you're a hit all over the world this Chinese crusty beside showu and it's all thanks to you kid to show my appreciation I'm going to bring you with me next time I entertain the troops hello boy at times like this there's not much you can say especially if you don't know what happened where'd it go it was just imaginary I know a kid should never turn to his father for

help but I got screwed really help me get revenge yes what's Skinner's weakness everything good your next step is a drop well I'll be right there just saying goodbye to Mother Seymour I'm going out for a walk I did everything for you and you stabbed me in the back surprisingly Mother wasn't there beside me she was dead now I could investigate further but you don't want to sit in a jail all [Laughter] [Music] weekend and where's the Bonnie she's in a better place you want to head no no God no well if you change your

mind it'll be in my freezer but only for a week crusty I have some very bad news the foreign crusties are all hotter than you you are now the least popular crusty in the world what about Romanian crusty what you mean president for Life crusty Seymour the cops are on their [Music] way dick fidler gentlemen I can't run away from what I've done I accept and I killed my mother Seymour when this fat guy and his kid asked me to fake my death to punish you I said sure that's something to do I will do

a guest shot on each of your shows huh you know why did you even become a clown well I was supposed to be one of the