hey you guys uh is monica here no no all right listen um i just bought something i'm not sure she's gonna like it and it's gonna seem a little crazy but this is something i've wanted since i was a little girl you bought sean cassidy no i wish okay you ready yeah yeah okay oh my god what what is what what the hell is that it's it's a cat that is not a cat yes it is why is it inside out excuse me but this is a purebred show-quality sphinx cat how much would you pay
for that well it was a little extravagant but i got a pretty good deal huh how much thousand bucks on a cat it's not a cat all right listen ball boys my grandmother had one of these when i was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing i mean it was so cute it would sit in my lap and just purr all day long and i would drag a shoestring on the ground and it would chase it free cats do that too you know it's not a cat ugh look you guys i'm really excited
about this okay i don't care what you think i'm gonna go set up a little litter box for mrs wiskerson what am i gonna call her fluffy [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't worry guys it's not a cat oh my oh good god i give up you guys i don't know what i'm gonna do with this thing baking it didn't help huh so why don't you just take it back to where you got it i tried they won't take her back maybe that's because she's a minion of the antichrist great why won't they take it back well
they said they would but they would only give me store credit and i mean what am i gonna do get a thousand regular cats look if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it no mon that's not the point i'm out a thousand dollars i'm all scratched up and i'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand show cat quality show cat show cat oh my god what's wrong with your baby it's not a baby that's a cat ew it's creepy looking oh no
no it's actually it's very sweet it's very sweet yeah do you want it oh no i hate cats well so then what are you doing to me okay just get out of here all right move on geez wow what an unusual cat yes thank you exactly you want it maybe i was thinking about getting a cat i was just gonna go to the shelter but okay why not oh terrific that'll be two thousand dollars what okay a thousand i thought you wanted me to adopt your cat well i do but you're just gonna have to
actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat okay yeah i just wanted a cat yeah okay okay obviously you know how to haggle so i'm not gonna try and take you on okay so eight hundred dollars and i don't call the cops which i should because you are robbing me blind blind you're acting like they're just take the gas leave the money and run away just run away damn it can't you at least smile or something okay did anybody just hear that anybody [Music] rachel what is your cat doing in one
of my bowls it's not i'm defrosting a chicken oh i sold uh mrs wiskerson oh thank god did you get your money back yeah fifteen hundred dollars wow you made a profit [Laughter] i just came for the red velvet pillow oh yeah there you go thanks rachel yeah and uh don't forget you you can come visit her anytime you want oh good great i'll keep that in mind hey so what is this some kind of snake or something [Music] you
