my name is Rafi boss as you can see by my accent I'm not from here I am from Mississippi it's an amazing country now I am from Brazil I'm Brazilian so yeah I wax my vagina thank you I'm very proud thank you very much I am uh six seven in in Latino uh combination that is pretty common ridiculous when I hang out with my Latino friends I look like I'm the leader I'm six seven because my father is Latino and my mom is Chewbacca she loves this job by the way I think she loves this
joke she always laughs like [Music] people don't believe that I that I am Latino people look at me think that I'm a drug dealer from Croatia foreign [Applause] it's because my passport says that I'm a Latino but my accent says I'm Dracula maybe that's what people really don't believe that I am Latino let me tell you a story I got a number the other day okay with an Asian lady he heard my accent on the phone she got a little curious to know where it was from so she asked me where are you from and
I said I'm from Brazil I'm Latino and she said no you're nut you are not so if you're Latino prove it to me so I robbed her [Laughter] I'm just kidding relax I'm just kidding that's not you that's not true I'm just kidding I stabbed her she's dancing she's dead and we can all laugh it's okay tropical country so of course I I I hate your weather so much I hate your weather I don't get it you know I live in New York man it's comprehensible oh thank you yeah I come from Brazil I don't
care this is New York looking sucks I know the other day was 30 degrees in New York 30 degrees like very cold next day 40 degrees much colder what the is that what the so then I scroll down on my phone and I saw this little information 40 degrees feels like 18. so if it feels like anything it's 18. [Applause] well matters is what I feel okay not the number I'm trying to go out I'm not trying to plant corn oh man this is what I feel if you're a middle class and it feels like
you are poor you are poor though I'm sorry I uh I arrived here three years ago still learning the language English is a very difficult language and you guys make English even more difficult than it should be I don't know why I saw the other day a person saying don't call me [Laughter] Rich to learn I am you are his [Laughter] I worked very hard on this so change your gender but don't change your grammar please watch your grammar because it's confusing be whoever you want this is a free country and this is amazing but
this whole gender neutral pronoun it's confusing for me you know let me tell you a story I invited a friend to have dinner at my house the other day and he was like oh I'm bringing a friend and I said of course bring him he was like no no no bring them so I bought a lot of food I bought briskets and pizzas and pastas my friend showed up at my house with one person so I said where are they and he said they are here [Laughter] so you tell them that they are gonna eat
all of this thing the other day a guy came up to me and he asked me are you from Brazil you're from Brazil I heard that Brazil is a it's a very violent country and I said uh thanks for the information I never thought I would learn something new at Wendy's no wonder you're the employee of the mouse Travis sure that soon you're gonna be shining your talent at Arby's you are amazing I come from a violent country Brazil is a very violent country but let me tell you something America America it's also a violent
country it's just that our violence comes from different places yeah we are poor you are crazy we are hungry you are insane and knowing that you guys are crazy that's smart now it's for protection it's because I need to protect what I own have you noticed that people who say this are always the ones who don't own Jackson protect what you all well nobody wants your Toyota George [Laughter] nobody wants to break into your house and steal your fax machine it's a violent country but it's not dangerous it's completely different because I live in New
York and people like oh New York is very dangerous I have to be careful it's dangerous it's very dangerous oh yeah go to Bolivia it's not dangerous at all you know sometimes I leave a comedy club at like three o'clock in the morning and I go home and I see a girl checking her phone on a dark corner by herself having a laugh and I come from a third world country so every time I see this I think I'm gonna Rob this you're a lesson it's not dangerous no you guys are just obsessed with violence
you know you guys in this country you guys shoot guns for fun that's weird I may tell I was in Vegas the other day okay and my friend was like you know what let's shoot some guns and I said okay so who are we killing today which regime are we overthrowing and he was like no no no it's just for fun that's a pretty unique way to have fun because I've never had a gunshot in my country and I thought wow someone is having a great time Papa bachelor party [Laughter] I don't get it you
guys here are obsessed with serial killers you know have this obsession with Sarah I don't understand why you guys keep giving series and TV shows to horrible people in this gun you know people like Jeff Bundy Jeffrey Dahmer you know Ellen DeGeneres I don't get why [Laughter] I don't understand [Music] Killers they're just like comedians we are the same people we both dream of having a special on Netflix it's the same thing it's the same I could never be a serial killer I have ADD Ed it's too much planning too much organizing too much Focus
you know I can see myself killing a person spending the next four hours in a crime scene looking for my wallet is guys I'm sure learning and that's the thing you know I come here to this country to learn a lot and uh every day I learned something new uh I the other day when I arrived here as soon as I got here I remember a cab driver told me Mr Brazilian you can say wherever you want in this country but please don't use the n-word are people are going to kick your ass but he
never told me what the handwork was what a mystery so the past three years I have been avoiding all wars that starts with the letter which is making my life pretty hard the other they are very beautiful and strong man came up to me and he said can I your ass and I was like Maybe it was a pleasure thank you very much guys thank you thank you [Music]
