here are 15 of the most hilarious moments in talk show history from brutal insults to epic fails this video has it all let's dive in no one likes a backhanded compliment they're just insults and disguise you carry yourself with the confidence of a much taller man and Joan Rivers she absolutely despises them so when another celebrity threw one her way she fired back without hesitation I hate when people say like U oh they're 77 years young I met Vanessa Vanessa PHS and she said to me here's Joan she's 77 years young and I want to
say and here's Vanessa and she's 350 lbs [Applause] thin 50 Shades of Gray shattered records upon release with women worldwide rushing to buy the book it's not exactly a title most men would seek out except for this guy and his review simple and absolutely hilarious how many women here have read the books okay and how many men have read the books there show yourself did you read have you really read the books did you enjoy them no they're during Johnny Carson's final late night show Don Rickles barged in and roasted him like never before even
after all these years it remains absolutely hilarious a true Testament to their legendary friendship summer it's summer I know but you're dressing like some Chinese yo-yo or something you look like Hong Kong Charlie Hong Kong Charlie I'm so glad I was backstage everybody's packing it's a year they got a year yet everybody guys say what are you doing I'm getting the hell out of here before before he decides to come back well where are you going to work when I [Applause] leave another classic Johnny moment was when he interviewed the 12-year-old actor Emanuel Lewis this
bit had everyone dying of laughter for some reason I thought you were going to be taller me too me [Applause] too my uncle put me in a cup like in Disneyland oh yeah those uh yes cups that spin around yes and I thought I had some Baka you what some Kaka you did a little Kaka in the cup and when Carson asked him about his education and the problems they have to solve in mathematics the kids's response was either incredibly witty or just completely confused yeah they teach math I think a little bit differently now
don't they than at least when I was a kid they're different system can you do you know how they how they teach it now is it decimal system or something yeah decimal how does that work can you explain it what would be a kind of a problem you would have I don't I have too much problems yeah after spending days together on their road trip show Gordon had some secrets to spill about Gino but Gino fired back with an even juicier secret about Gordon 2:30 in the morning this little in my sleeping banket say he's
spooning me I couldn't hear no like you did you should we talk to Jonathan the way you wake me up in the morning by bashing your Willie on my foot should we say that should we take this to another level now I told you I needed a pee oh so so don't you wake somebody up by doing that I mean that is not true even though they starred in the same movie Harrison Ford just couldn't remember Ryan Gosling's name and not just once I read about the character that um uh Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan um
why don't we see if we can get um Ryan Ryan Ryan goling yeah and they said oh uh I don't know howling um goling Brian got that on tape Ryan while Cameron Diaz and Kylie Mano were discussing how easy it is for men to ask them out on a date Richard AO hit them with a question that left them completely speechless can guys ask you out yeah but how how is that possible you just ask what's the ratio of people asking you out to you saying yes good question when Kevin Hart was passionately explaining how
he wants to raise his kids without spoiling them and instead teach them about his humble beginnings Naomi Scott hit him with the perfect impromptu follow-up question um uh parenting is something that I take pride in um you know I want to make sure that my kids understand the value of hard work and and what the meaning behind it should be so we take a trip you know we take a real trip to Philadelphia uh and you know we land and I said I'm going show you where I grew up so you can understand land in
your priv life lesson right the lesson didn't start till we got off the obvious Conan is known for his sharp punch lines and signature humor and when Ava Mendes joined him on his show he did exactly what he does best and you gain a little weight I fluctuate between 5 and 10 lbs you gain a little weight it's not all bad it goes to the fun areas as well right so you have to embrace that let's talk about that the fun areas I don't think about that but it would it would go to other are
about my fun areas well no I didn't say that but I guess the lady you know they can see my fun area doesn't get bigger when I [Applause] eat and Salma Hayek she got the exact same treatment if not even worse you like irish guys is that the case Richard Harris is Irish right I love Irish men I have this thing for what is it about Irish men you like so much oh they're very passionate they're almost Mexican almost Mexican oh wait a minute you're Irish aren't you yeah I'm as passionate as any Mexican guy
that's what I said yeah yes you're single right uh yeah I'm hello hello how are you I'm fine when Graham Norton was interviewing Morgan Freeman he couldn't resist asking him to narrate a part from the Sha Shank Redemption undoubtedly one of the greatest movies ever but instead of obliging Freeman flipped the script and roasted Norton in his own legendary style and now we have got a little kind of sha shank mashup so would you mind lending your voice to it product shortages have been the norm and this one may have steam coming out of your
your ears what could it be like a cartoon oh there you go yeah s this is you know is always a staple in my fridge how about you I don't even know what it I thought this was something girls wore on the beach or over their bikini are you serious yeah I didn't even know what srra was Sriracha srir what's the thing girls wear on the beach a thong no over that oh s Jee if you're going to flirt just don't take any tips from Steven Merchant hello ladies hey looking good saw you on the
xfactor Nicole oh that's cool yeah Jesus that was enthusiastic you know that this is I'm not actually hitting on you excuse me who wait who are you it's a joke it's a joke forget you I'll talk to your more beautiful friend in the middle okay wow okay this is getting this is getting tense all right just a matter of time she's not lonely I apologize I apologize move you're lucky you let us know which clip had you laughing the most as always thanks for sticking around until the end and we'll see you in the next
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