the red ones the regular people can do the specialist can do the ones that only the uh Slackers can JC I'm sorry he keeps talking about you like that I just look back to you tears in my manager has to say can you guys stop making out I'm so sorry so attra all right [Music] any hello dude why do you guys all look the same hey Swagger who's moaning I I need to leave dude this is too much you look like a I look like a what what do I look like huh your your hair
G it looks like someone just sat around the rim of your head dude you know I've been receding for a minute all right you need to stop pointing [ __ ] out I wish it was away from oh [ __ ] it's a meeting get in here hi hello you do Super Cuts who [ __ ] your [ __ ] up sh you wearing a neck p on your head it's not important shut up hey hello talking down me sorry sorry sorry Mr doy I please proceed you have now been promoted oh my gosh oh
my gosh oh my gosh this is huge hi everyone I'm the assistant manager now I would like to uh manag hi hi my name is Fitz I would like to create a new policy um the new policy is you go some to say buddy huh you you made a comment you did make a comment I heard it I was I didn't you said something about my hair we should we fire this guy yeah let's fire this guy no no no you know what that's a warning that's a warning all right God new policy you coming
on my [ __ ] hair you're coming up my hair you get smacked give you one too you [ __ ] oh my God what what happened here what happened here help someone my god do I just use it use the fire extinguisher you fool oh my God Chase get back get back here get back here you [ __ ] oh my God this is complete chaos hey FZ oh my God are you saying that you cannot say to that's so that's so bad you're getting I didn't [Laughter] mean hey manager look what I've just
found on the floor some this is evidence someone's clearly been have stolen your keys and suchu so maybe a promotion to me for noticing that all right oh what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I am rock hard right now rock [Laughter] hard what the [ __ ] what's the meaning of this boss what the hell hey gang feels great to be here can't wait to you know make a good positive impact on this on this crew that we have here oh my gosh you're really going to that was unbelievable um how do
I okay yeah that's fair that's completely valid yeah all right you just smacked me in the work actually the rest in the workplace for everyone you know what you know what you really stood out lately thank you so much I will not let you down this time doy what's going on man come here come here we need to talk about something okay so I've just noticed lately that give me one second give me one second me boss I really don't feel oh just give me one second I'll be right with you okay you know what
give me one second yeah no you take yeah I should wait outside maybe yep no no I'm going to need help wiping I'm going to need help wiping okay I'm I'm going to need help wiping just uh first thing I got to say though is I mean you've been absolutely great I like to shake your hand I appreciate I mean I didn't wash my hands yet I yeah I feel like maybe we should oh I kind that's not even an option are you smoking inside dude it's a stressful day you know dude I know we
talked about about that downstairs but I was just joking I didn't think you actually had the audacity you want a cigarette yeah [ __ ] it oh yeah that's let me just get over here that was a good drag that was a good drag there you go okay it's hot box with nicotine yeah that sounds really yum yeah just inhale it just inhale it pass dude quick the B I think the boss is coming the boss is right there put it up step on it step on it hey hey assistant he just spank you like
15 eye out we have no idea the Slackers are dude can you relax holy [ __ ] are I'm not trying to spank you please don't say spank it makes me feel weird I oh it makes you feel weird oh well that's great you're ever think about how she feels you should be supporting me I'm trying I'm trying to support you by letting you know oh my goodness I'm sick of being jerked around by you man I'm sick of working with this [ __ ] company sick of pitting those cats downstairs and smoking cigarettes in
the cubicle when I'm supposed to be working I'm sick of all of this [ __ ] I'm sick of shaking your dirty ass hand after you fart and [ __ ] in front of me got all right all right you are now one of my Elite employees what lost his job looking ass get to work bro dud you need to you need to stop that dude I've told you about that multiple times in our email chain need to knock that off I'm serious I'm serious oh my I'm drunk as [ __ ] right now this
is crazy I [ __ ] wasted off one beard bro how are you even doing that I need what our boss fired what wait what what just happened got man I think he wasn't good enough hey everybody else oh hey Swagger hey Swagger you look great no more of this no more of this di [ __ ] only people who are qual oh well well well if it isn't the new manager and assistant officer follow me they're drunk he just he just peed in my chair dude oh man we need to unionize I'm serious look
look what I just did look what I just did to the assistant's computer he's going to be so pissed he's so pissed now all of his information is being recorded by a scam Farm in Southeast Asia he's going to be so mad when his car c details get stolen your hair looks like one of those uh you know those like crowns uh that go around the head like those Greek gods that had like the crowns but it's just like a brown like a log of of of feces I I don't mean to say [ __
] that is that is what you look like I I didn't even hear what he was talking about but I came in at the end of the conversation you know all three of you [ __ ] you [ __ ] Muppets look the same you got no hair you got no [ __ ] you got you don't even have a mouth so I'm not even interested in listening to what you have to say if you excuse me I have a meeting to attend I have a meeting to attend hey sorry I'm early issues perance lot
slack a lot of people hey you worry about my performance outfits we got three Slackers here three to be exact them I count this room 1 2 3 4 5 6 I'm just a janitor being fired why are you here then I'm the janitor actually really good question why are you here by the way by the way you this is his meeting his meeting you don't need to my PPE up you know get out get out I'm leaving because I want to get out excuse me excuse uh I I'm I feel very ill could I
take a sick leave yeah yeah no problem of course really oh really it's like it's like that here okay look at him you're sitting right next to I know I I'm I'm actually feeling like I might be coming down with what he had okay so do we go back to work though or good all right hey well great meeting boss love it love the energy Love The Vibes all right I'm going to keep smoking and playing mind sweeper you ever wonder why we were all here like what are we doing really that was yeah no
yeah no of course I didn't start that by the way I just came in you tried to put an infected floppy disc into your PC into where which PC into your PC into the manager PC just trying to do that how you doing it's uh it's cam just from down the down the hall why would you do that yeah just wondering if you know this is a crazy quit do you know what the [ __ ] is going on so everyone we've been having some productivity issues yeah a certain worker that hasn't really been doing
a lot of work if everyone would please turn their heads to them them as they walk out the door Excuse excuse me manager manager yes uh we will need the woman for the for the diverse quota and the company and for the breeding that's [Laughter] what wait okay that's rude him out yeah everybody she actually was a slacker is that the first slacker that's been fired with all due respect that's embarrassing time to buy myself a an apple hey yeah be careful this uh that's uh yeah no I like it I like that it add
a certain Ambiance a certain what's up Baldi [ __ ] gaggle of bald men just left the office feel like I've been in here for like eight hours is a noral work day is that how that works I think I'm supposed to be working this much I think we have to go oh [ __ ] all right sober up hey sober me up sober me up oh God yeah wa sober up sober up Chad by the way this is what I look like this is why everyone keeps talking about my hair in the [Laughter] game
yeah I should have shown you this at the start there was no way for me to go to third person but this is what I've been looking like the whole time wow J JC no no no no it's not even black face I'm an actual demon this is my actual comp this is my complexion oh I look like this what you guys got him you're like a piece of charcoal oh my God we've got some new faces in the office everybody's looking good does anyone want to introduce themselves nope hi my name is Aaron and
I'm here to make sure that you guys all abstain from inappropriate comments what the hell is even that what's on your face good point what the hell oh God sorry Ken I'm sorry I heard you apologize I I thank you for your apology you can take a sit next to me baby okay um before we get started really quickly I yes what's your question I'm a little uncomfortable that everyone stared at the black guy and said you can't do that I agree with that it was pretty odd yo snitch snatch excuse me we ask what
your question question can can we get new chairs my ass my ass is in pain you look in pain from the multitude of spanking going around in this office and guys I just want to say it's not cool you okay everyone I will demonstrate exactly what you cannot do in this office anymore dir [ __ ] oh I see how it is I need to get out of here there's too many voices open up oh my god oh Monday Monday Monday yeah Mondays oh the wife oh after this I'm going to go down to the
pub get myself a complete roast and pull the gravy without looking cuz I'm the absolute governor and my wife's [ __ ] at cooking that's fantastic C dude the ladies have a couch right what is a special treatment what what is this full like period cramps I think so I think it makes him feel better dude this is crazy we need to do some of this what my balls are aching cuz my wife hasn't sucked my [ __ ] in six months that only the Slackers can do J I'm sorry he keeps talking about you
like that [ __ ] sometimes I sh I just look back to you with tears in my eyes start manager has to say can you guys stop making out I'm so sorry so [Music] any keeps looking at me I'm not even looking I'm not even interested hey so like where are you from so I just don't know how to get along I'm sorry pretty sure pretty sure he's did did I say the wrong thing I'm actually really proud of you I'm just trying to make friends in this office I feel like no one here really
likes me [ __ ] wa do you really feel that sometimes sometimes I feel that way it's okay so Fitz Fitz has brought something to my attention people okay no no no no I'm I'm really fine I'm chill it's okay no no it's fine Fitz was crying okay what he feels like you guys I was not I was not crying I was made comment yes and you know we don't stand for that in this office we are a family here yes what's your question what's your question I've only seen him once and I felt like
we had a decent interaction and me calling him a loser was super out of pocket and I want to apologize to them here put it there buddy love that I can Round of Applause guys this is really good I love you I love you too you might want to fire someone sure meting off you know my brother-in-law is from Kenya you mind seeing me I I'm breaking this one up I'm just trying to socialize dude can you you got relatives yeah my brother-in-law you guys know what my job is no do you guys have a
purpose are you having an existential crisis right now yeah I'm a drift okay oh oh nice nice [ __ ] hair loser no no he hey come on okay it's okay I just I'm just waiting for the next meeting and by the way I'm from Minnesota okay okay I move got to take a [ __ ] how do I get to the toilet thank God the options just [ __ ] squeeze in here say again what is holy [ __ ] wait wait I fully missed that are you talking about my he's from Minnesota wait
wait wait what did you say said you're from Minnesota from Kenya who told you that what where my brother-in-law is from do you know him no I don't know you're brother-in-law word we need to fire someone budget cuts are are being made okay and somebody's got to go speaking of p c look at this guy [ __ ] hairry cutter okay all right right yeah that was pretty good that was pretty good I'm cry later we like to have fun here we like to have fun yeah we do we do hey before before you get
down to the nitty-gritty I got a Chinese finger trap that if anybody after this meeting wants to [ __ ] with in here stay R going to let it R so sorry I'm so sorry oh my God oh my God that was on cold for that dude was really I actually actually think it hey Jerry oh my God sorry didn't mean to Spook you Jerry just disabled the servers what's up with the what's up with the [ __ ] Jerry just disabled the servers what you I'm trying to get some work done what the [
__ ] are you doing I saw you do that Jerry you son of a [ __ ] you're not slick how do you do it how do you do don't act the this it now I saw you disable those servers I have reason to believe I have no idea how to even do it and you're framing me I ain't framing you for nothing I was in here disabled the servers Jerry disabled the servers disabled nothing he was laughing and acting all silly and then all of a sudden I think is brother go back to [
__ ] the manger with the three wise men you piece of [ __ ] you got me whoa wow yeah why don't you go back to the cross and to POS for me [ __ ] oh wow you got me it's almost like I do that for your [ __ ] sins Bud yeah why didn't you go back and get flailed by some Jews are we just going to that's what happened though that's what okay it's biblically accurate second somebody's fired everybody please sorry I took your all right who is not here cuz I feel
like we are missing some I think mentally been kind of checked out for most of the session and you know what that's okay because Fitz puts you under a lot of pressure on a daily basis and I can [ __ ] is that supposed to mean speaking of fits what I have is weekly reports here oh that's okay July 183 what year this is uh yeah check this out this oh I could sign it actually to drop that there he's not doing [ __ ] he's not doing [ __ ] yeah my brother-in-law is from
Kenya true why does it say you take cigarette breaks a day dude I I haven't smoked one dude I quit I got my onee uh coin what is this you're sexying employers via email are you they were reciprocating they were reciprocating that was with me I'll it that one was with me yep that's all about board okay all right I'll have you know I I noted every email with a kind regards his dingling out on his workstation you let that I saw Jerry disable the servers whoa sorry Jerry sorry Jerry that's a bomb Oh my
[Laughter] God I definitely think oh my God I'm [ __ ] hey Jerry put it there work get to work put it there put it there put it there put it there oh [ __ ] okay want to shake my head that's F here you go what a weird name for a cat a door stuck very interesting the scene of events that have happened here today you just following me hey I'm getting back to work run that's terrifying hello what is this I'm hearing about you turning off the servers excuse me no he did not
turn it off I was nowhere near the service assistant manager J here interesting interesting I was nowhere near the servers there's a yeah maybe you should be prioritizing look who's first look at all of us hey man long day huh yeah it was pretty tough dude long day yeah so J my trusted assistant manager has raised something to my attention Bitz apparently you've been causing many problems in the workplace okay is this is this you dude did you report me cuz I'm just trying to get to know you man no I didn't report you I
don't really have any agreement this is exactly what I'm talking about what what is this hostility I'm just trying to get to the bar you I want you know I feel like at first no one here liked me and now I'm just trying to get along with people and it's it's just totally back firing I don't know am I putting off a weird energy is a weird vibe or something I think I think it's your haircut hair it's there too Swagger gave me some toilet paper and told me to give it to you swag that
I can change that you know my son plays [Laughter] basketball I think this is it is it the hair I'm starting to think it's Jerry because every time someone makes a why is this door locked can't open open up oh [ __ ] they're going to think it's us here hey what going here oh we were just dapping each other up we were nice practicing our dab UPS yeah we're cooked oh yeah it's not looking good brother oh what excuse me dude how did we win after all that did you guys vote me off at
the end x what the hell I'm sorry accident I've been nothing but loyal to this company and this is how you repay me holy [ __ ] it's [ __ ] Jesus it's Jesus Christ oh my god dude my mom is the biggest fan what the how much she we got that huh papers you kind of look like somebody that's slacking off you are [ __ ] Jesus Christ dude you are a [ __ ] I don't believe in you you're not real go away send you the facts oh you trying to send the facts
as well yeah I'm just I'm just waiting on meeting time okay take your seats please take your seats please boys and girls may I present to you the new boss I'm here the new boss hi everyone it's me the new boss uh you can refer to me as Fitz you can also refer to me as Mr Fitz or simply what was that Senor turd head well look I'm proud to be your boss I'll be overseeing things from now on uh I know that some of you don't like my hair that's okay I can live with
that I'm hoping that I can get to know all of you individually you could just shave it off dude rocks the turd hair I thought those were ears you know Jesus you could have just not died on that cross you could have just not died but here we are righty hey I get back to life okay for the only reason you're not fired is cuz I just know in 3 days you're going to be [ __ ] back here with your shitty comments all right everyone get back to work thank you thank you thank you
bye bye bye bye hey you all right buddy oh he's he's asleep hey hey wake up Hey listen it's time to get back to work Buddy the meeting's over you slip right through it my fault it is your fault but you know that's okay I'm a very tolerant boss Jesus Christ made some comments about me I told him you know going to fire his ass but I just know he's going to be back in three days anyway so it was a little joke that I made wasn't it good Toby it was good it was really
good it was really everyone laughed and no one even commented on the fact that his hair looks like a turd does throw in like that or I'm I'm going go smoke a cigarette sir go y can I can I speak with you in your office yep right this way hey close the door please oh thank you I just um hey not a word yet not a word sit right there sh right there okay Jesus I've been needing one of these all [ __ ] day I swear to God all right what is it um I
was just wondering if I'd be able to get a raise you see my my I need to I need to be able to afford a home to see my kids on the weekends that makes no that makes no you need a home to see your excuse me I'm in a meeting right now one second one second 1 second 1 second 1 second 1 second one second bye bye bye bye private meeting bye goodbye close the door I'm so sorry about that he's he's so clingy it's my assistant you were saying about your kid yeah so
they unless I provide a unless unless I provide a a stable unless I provide a stable home for them to be I um I think we have bigger fish to fry right now doy I'm not going to lie to you you're welcome you're welcome H yes what is it Han of course course yes please hand it over oh did I I signed it myself you see how easy that was you could just you just took care of it Hannah good luck with the rest of do it I need you to do it all right Hannah
give me that so sorry about that by the way that was not cool Yep looks good to me there you go hey boss can you sign mine too please of course yep I feel [ __ ] famous right now holy [ __ ] pick it up looks good great job champ keep it up you didn't you didn't sign you missed a phone call earlier by the way I answered it for you I appreciate that I'll definitely take note of that you need to sign Smitty is that what this is sign okay great you guys are
like a bunch of [ __ ] what is it now oh great we're going to call a meeting oh my God everyone take a seat everyone take a seat he everybody thank you so much for being here I just wanted to let you know that um I'm firing nopy firing nopy he's making a lot of snark comments I don't like his face and frankly I'm sick of it yep can I make a comment yeah I out please sir uh people of the office how do we feel about the fact that our Very Own Boss considers
basic human function like taking a dump as a slack off task boss think that we shouldn't be able to relieve ourselves in the workplace I know has a dump on their head [Music] oh take a seat take a seat take a [ __ ] seat you know I actually I I really like this guy's hair you know I I know I've said some things here and there but I I honestly think he's he's starting a trend nice try McNasty sit down I I need to let one of you go we need to cut cost I'm
going to do this in the most ethical way I can think of any me mo catch a take by the toe if you SC let him go it's it's five my God way to go all right we uh we hate to see it but uh back to minutes though back to work can you not call me a dumbass I that was it mean you did dude I heard you call me a dumb ass yeah what the hell you talking about and that's exactly the kind of attitude I like around here I did say it was
me 100% you're promoted yes man let's go how we feeling team how are the spirits we good that's what I like to hear everybody forcibly bent over by the janitor and spanked a bunch of times that's just the kind of attitude we like around here keep it spy I'll be in your office I have a document for you what are you doing appreciate that take a little look see here please have a little sign on that one please oh I will in just a moment man it's been a long day I need to unwind oh
I know I am uh I feel like I can talk to you about stuff right you mind if I can I bum one yeah bum one bum one go ahead it's fine oh man I feel like no one out there likes me you know I just feel like I'm I'm I'm [ __ ] up all the time I'm stressed about morale I don't know people like you right okay I hear them Whispering man I hear them wh they say things about my hairline they say things like you know oh he doesn't let us take a
dump I'm just trying to run this company you understand right you are you staring at my you eyes down here I'm serious all right I'm I'm serious I there was there's a bug there's a bug on the bookshelf okay God Jesus don't oh my God can you there's a bug on the bookshelf you know what you know what you're dismissed I need to play some mind sweeper can you sign my document there you go thank you very much get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] did someone light out the
fire okay let's let's V against them then let's V against them then I would say if I was is no one does no one care about the alarm oh it's in here it's in here I'm coming I'm coming oh I'll handle this oh I'll handle this oh my God good job good job yeah you you handled that so I got fired really oh no oh dear God are you going to do a thing where I have to keep eye contact you with you the whole time oh you're going to sit here and watch permission to
spank sir permission gr it permission to SP sir permission [Laughter] granted you guys I to fill up the toilet paper I'm just going to re this yeah oh yeah I'll use that thank you God the [Laughter] eyes good why am I actually looking away how many people you think we can tra in here shake his I wanted to be included I do get in get doy get in oh no no oh no we're getting he's going to do I have to [ __ ] now bathroom go to the meeting and see where the Slackers in
the bathroom I had to go I don't care if you had to go man I got nervous bro I know get nervous uhoh the m just here why is everyone why are you you missed the meeting just letting you know oh get out please get out please get out please get out oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God Jes by the way I'm making Smitty the manager God bless sh everyone sit in silence and wait for the manager he's coming back he's coming back [Music] backing have a good time all
right baby here we go actually wait no that's bad for the workplace I disagree we're good we're chilling maybe you sit down and mind your own damn business okay hey [ __ ] you what you okay hey all [ __ ] Rush the stage I got to get me SE legs here hold on wait a minute are you good boss you're getting Mighty close to me this guy's drunk he's really our man all right the first order of business is I need to uh make an assistant out of one of you who wants who wants
in resp you guys need to prove it to me since all of you want it you need to prove it to me so do work hard want [Music] I'm going to start working hard right now just to get a head start I love working hard I'm the hardest worker you want to be my love interest it should be it should be marked somewhere on your on your uh your UI got it RP RP hey Jerry yeah sorry sir and sweet 4 how we doing hey soie look over here I got you hi can you see
me just want to let you know you're looking awful cute today might come slap that ass later youing even better okay goodbye paperwork bit of paperwork is that your dad um no I was just getting morale up I was calling sovie okay my dad's uh me let me stop you for a second good turn it down a little okay this is a professional workplace oh looks like you got the same jobs as me yes indeed two hard workers look at us look at us back in the storage room just stroking the puss oh what's up
Jesus you're in my seat um sorry where does it say fits on the chair my man can you tell her that's my seat hey fit is your two pay made out of paper mat bro I'm going to stay out of this this pleas resolve this in a timely manner okay are we missing anyone are we missing anyone okay I heard that I heard that I'm not talking to you sir just talking to this [ __ ] over here but that's [Laughter] that's all right uh What uh so how's everyone feeling how's everyone feeling first day
stinky W so good so good fantas we love to hear that now here's the unfortunate part got a call from corporate keep talking over me keep doing it it see what happens don't care keep you want to go back in the closet and play Hey supposed to pull people you're not that's really inappropriate damn it kind of kind of a Chad Mo I see anything like that again you guys understand he's my nephew sorry he's here temporary isn't that his seat's warm well I put in theet with computer sweeper anyway so I've got a call
from corporate and uh they it's not looking good so we're going to have to let one of you go today yes Toby oh I just wanted to you know point out to everyone in the room that you're standing directly in front of me and it's such an honor to be so 20 seconds Sir 20 seconds yes of course so um this comes with heavy heart but I'm going to have to let one of you go uh it's nothing personal of course please don't be me please don't oh thank God yeah let's go that [ __
] took my seat look that he eggs you said you were going to get me Cofe security my computer's across the damn oh what the [ __ ] really what the hell happen so quickly that was impressive did someone change how you up the percentage you know that crazy D I lost that mind sweeper twice time to lock in and get [ __ ] done ooh or I could play games yeah I'll Circle back next Tuesday we'll uh make sure that that's all good and yeah I'll fill you in on the the affidavit for next
week as well okay now you take care now okay that's great sir no I really like working with you as well I I feel I feel the feeling is mutual and how are the kids anyway oh that's this is not a law firm oh that's good no I yeah yeah I don't know I've just been you know dotting my eyes crossing my teeth so to speak uh you know trying to keep in line the new boss is kind of a dick so I can I can talk oh hang on I got a call uh be
right back hello you're doing anything productive over here bud I'm sorry sorry this got this annoying guy in my ear what was that I'm sorry I'm trying what you what are you doing over here man what was that I can't hear you what are you playing meet you in the closet okay there's a fire alarm going off but sure it seems like an appropriate time dude can you [ __ ] leave me alone I'm trying to do work um yeah I don't know if you noticed but I'm in here and feel like I'm being like
undervalued and underused by the manager who's trying to like make things right with me I don't know I I feel like I'm being made fun of in a way yeah yeah that's yep well yeah that's oh yeah that's tough man um yeah well I mean look on the bright side you got this great abstract art on the walls to keep your mind wandering so maybe it's maybe hey maybe this is PRI prize real estate you're only a stone thr away from the bathroom so that's convenient yeah maybe maybe I just need to do some work
my head out out of yeah maybe if you just lock in hit those spreadsheets hard you'll let those Heavy Hitters know that you're actually worth some something around here for sure for sure okay you you take care and uh I'll Circle back later yikes that dude is oh that dude is not in a good position that that office sucks [Music]
