i'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early i have an engagement this month on the full moon when this happens it's not really something i fuss about but do you really need the book for this farm [ __ ] i have like 15 new clients waiting for heads to roll as shocking as it may seem blitzy my grimoire is actually incredibly important and it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty ins like yourself the harvest moon is a very special occasion it's been my annual duty to showcase it in the ring of
wrath it's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals wrath huh my employees are from there i've never really been here it's full of inbred chuckle [ __ ] oh why don't you all join me at the festival i can guarantee you all special access look i told you we're not bodyguards okay that was a one-time thing we did badly i'm simply offering a work-free day of fun i feel quite safe at the harvest festival it's the same every year well if you promise this isn't some [ __ ] fest invite it does
sound like it could be a blast and a half plus it's not like we can do jack [ __ ] without your book anyway oh i'm sorry your clients will have to wait oh [ __ ] my clients [Music] what do you want sir hey hope i didn't wake you max how would you and mills want to visit the wrath ring for some harvest [ __ ] this year the harvest man festival yeah well millie likes the idea wait where are you calling from mm-hmm of course oh how's my deadly little pumpkin spies doing i'm
good paw thanks for letting us stay here for the harvest jamboree it's no trouble we know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all win freelance parade lance pace bye mom we're doing fine it's fine anyway y'all remember my husband moxie greetings lynn joe how have you been now with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here we lost our old farm head to one of them tarots last week oh oh crumbs my bad i am so sorry i didn't mean to open that wound sir hey watch it i'm the sir here bucko oh yeah
y'all haven't met my boss blitz and his hellhound i'm not just his hellhound yeah she's my daughter only on paper y'all don't deserve to know my name it's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin you two raised a sturdy [ __ ] that we did so glitz is it yeah that's a fine name it reminds me of war nothing like a little war to make a strong man i like you people you know more battles were won by technological advances in warfare i've researched
the history of weaponry extensively and it's inspiring how for example the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of hell's combative i mean more fun guns get the job done but a man ain't nothing if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands he's right monkey you got cute widow baby hands like your baby did refrain sir speaking of strong hands y'all should meet our newest help hey striker [Music] well howdy oh looky here you must be the famous mildred heard some good things about you from
your folks little lady oh what are y'all doing so far away from imp city huh the free work and finally slowing down oh no freelance isn't free it's never mind we're just visiting for the festival the prince is our boss's friend millie i am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy boss huh oh so you're the boldem to start his own killing biz yeah well when you're good at something you should probably capitalize not many amps start businesses on their own that's pretty impressive sir oh yeah it i i guess i guess
it is isn't it so you even conned that ditzy blue blood into getting you to the surface well it's long and complicated but the short answer is yes but he's not like you know we're we're not like we're not doing a we what's between it's a transactional [ __ ] you see you know you boys should enter the pain games i heard games what games i'm in every harvest festival there's a competition to be the roughest toughest bastard in wrath yeah wish i could play millie you know you get too carried away the last competition
ended in 15 separate funerals i'm aware but i only caused nine of them how come sally may still gets to compete your sister doesn't have a neighborhood head count she so does it doesn't count if you don't find the body still you get to root for her and your brothers and now you can cheer on your boss you know she can also cheer for me wait you yeah i could compete can't i please sir boy but i don't think sensitive thespian types would last very long in the games i was born here too i have
some fightin me huh well then little fella why don't you help me wrangle one of them hogs for dinner simple watch me nah with these bullets can't pierce the shell you got to get the knife underneath them pry yourself an opening oh right right i knew that now just remember your rep with the in-laws is on the line here so no pressure at all you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your life go get em tiger oh max you don't need to do this oh he totally does
take its ass moxie [Music] yeah [Music] this is [ __ ] beautiful doing great moxie send me that video later [Music] oh my clavicle don't worry little one you never stood a chance hey boss man you want to help the men skin this thing for dinner oh i am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly man that's what she said what who said wait what [ __ ] is talking [ __ ] about me don't let him get to you and hey you don't need my parents to respect you they will eventually
no they won't what i'm right ain't i oh i'm an enter in those games how piss would you be if i bet on him [Music] dying to kick things off we have the great prince here to usher in this here pain game how kind blackfoot greetings tiny wrathring imps i hereby welcome you all to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continue to feed i'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest dimps to show their skill and dominance good luck to you all especially that sexy
little one there ooh [ __ ] me [Music] the winners are striker and my just say my name right [ __ ] dick all right so he has the physical advantage i'm better at other things like singing i'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song i wrote just now about me winning the day [Music] isn't this guy great it's gonna be nice working with him what yeah i asked him if he wants to join inp you asked but max i think you've had enough for now let's head back to the house and
get you clean yourself [Music] well that's troubling oh my crumbles a genuine carmine crafted blessing tipped rifle how how in the [ __ ] did he get one of these why don't you ask me little dude [ __ ] why do you have this mister you are aware this kind of weapon can kill demon royalty yes that no [ __ ] that's kind of the point okay while i i'm relatively concerned by your possession of this i'm also glad my instant dislike of you has been validated [Music] [Music] pathetic milly i'd kill y'all but i
feel like there's more leverage with your rodeo clown of a boss if i don't plus you little things ain't worth the cleanup millie oh satan moxie i'm fine i got worse than this during the flower tufts at my brother's wedding but i caught that [ __ ] bouquet and it was [ __ ] worth it you just have to get out there and [ __ ] up that brown nosing [ __ ] sucker for me but i can't break through it i'm not strong enough not with your hands baby use what you're good at i'm
not good with my hands oh right yeah yeah i i probably should have used this earlier huh i love you hun but for [ __ ] sake my dear commoners of the ring of wrath i stole us of the ars goesha hereby curse this year's harvest with the glow of [Music] uh excuse me the [ __ ] i thought you were still at the ceremony you thought i wanted to stand around with a bunch of hillbillies excited about corn and [ __ ] with a thirsty owl on stage huh now you seem disappointed in me
yeah well i'm not a fan of someone i offered a job to about to off my easiest lanky ticket to earth behind my back bliss come on you know the two of us are superior than most of our kind and you were so above sucking on a disgusting rich pompous goesha only to sneak topside for scraps and work for better sinners who could care less who you are when you could be slaying overlords why struggle to run a business that is rigged against you when you could partner up with me and kill the unkillable starting
with the one that treats you like a play thing oh that's kind of hot we could be the most dangerous beings in hell blitz wow that was a good [ __ ] pitch been workshopping you know what [ __ ] it i'm in took you long enough mox wow you should have seen your [ __ ] face okay cliche much oh you daddy [ __ ] [Music] you dumb [ __ ] lost the upper hand fast huh ha you seem to have forgotten something [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] damn it luna it's a
damn shame blitz we might actually have made a good team not well and your wet dreams you honky talk i still think it's embarrassing you're wasting a lot of potential relying on a weak lift you're gonna finish that [ __ ] sentence pardoner who's weak now [ __ ] okay i'm here maybe you'll get me next time blitzy [Music] i can't believe you let him trap you billy haven't we taught you better i was seeing red mom and he was slippery excuses you're better than that mildred you know she protected me and maybe i'm not
a strong beefy [ __ ] but millie has the strength enough for both of us you two are getting on our case about being hurt by a psychopath you hired shame on you oh moxie look at you speeching like a big boy with his big pants wow he noted he's never acknowledged your input before so is that progress i failed to kill the target at the festival but don't worry ma'am it won't happen again it'd better not i want this cheating prick dead i don't care who you have to go through make it happen understood
i'll get him next time sweet victory with everything i do with every talent i'm so much [Music] super cool man yourself
