oh summer school's going to suck God it's so depressing in here there's nothing on the walls yeah it reminds me of my room at home hey Mikey can I sit right there so I can be near my friends no I said here buts go find your out feet come on Mikey we don't even like you well that's too bad sorry Freddy it's okay wait why don't we just move seats there's no other seats is it okay if I st here with you guys sure oh man Annabelle summer school is going to suck but at least
I'm with you did we really have to sit with the Nerds yeah unfortunately but if any of them talk to you I'm going to punch them in the face you got that nerds if you talk to my girlfriend I want to punch you in the face I'm scared you should be finally my favorite time of the year summer school make it s oh I love that sound oh it's music to my ears it's like ASMR oh you know why you idiots are in this class during summer school because you're dumb dumb as hell and your
parents don't love you neither do I and you know why this class looks like a prison because you're a prisoner in it welcome to my hell hole and if you try to escape you're going to end up like my little buddy here Jason oh he was such a sweet kid oh poor Jason oh he came to summer school every year every year and then he finally decided to hang himself cuz it was better than being here so we got plenty of work for you guys to do many books for you to read so enjoy yourself
in my hell hole I will be enjoying myself at the beach toodles oh principal styck I actually wanted to talk to you before I started teaching what is it well you see are you sure there's no one else that can teach summer school I mean someone other than me there's a lot of things that want to do this summer but these stupid kids fail because of you so your punishment is to teach in this class for all of summer school but but but they're not even all my students see oh I wasn't looking at the
students I was looking to see if I had a [ __ ] to give and I don't so get a teaching or you're fire all right class welcome to summer school now class I don't want to be here any more than you do but it's all your fault if you were just smart enough to pass your own grade you would have be here right now and I would be on a beach slipping pan glotus with Enrique you're cheating on my dad Mikey I was never in a relationship with your father I was in a tight
spot and I needed money my father said he paid money to get into your tight spot Mikey hush all right class today is Friday we started summer school on a Friday to ruin my weekend but also class today is June 14th which is also Flag Day Flag Day yeah Flag Day Oh I thought she said something else I was like they have the whole month already and since it's Flag Day I thought it would be a fun assignment for you all to design your own flag like pretend the American flag never existed and that you're
Betsy Ross designing a flag for America now keep in mind students there's 50 stars on our flag to represent the 50 states and there's 13 stripes on our flag to represent the 13 original colonies keep that in mind oh man man guys it's going to be so much fun what's your flag going to look like Joseph oh dude I know how to fix America all they got to do is put me in charge well I got big plans for mine big plans really oh yeah my noodle is rattling well don't copy off me guys cuz
my flag is going to be crazy nobody's going to copy off you Mikey oh I know which one I want to do it's going to be insane so Cody who's Betsy Ross she made the American flag she's made every single American flag no she just made the first one oh so doesn't she make like cooking pots no that's Betty Crocker not Betsy Ross oh so she has like a cooking show no that's Rachel Ray it's not even close so then who had the talk show that's Oprah Winfrey so what did Betsy Ross do she made
the first American flag then why can't an Mama make syrup anymore that's what I'm saying dude nobody's talking about that show my girl some respect put on a 50 cent piece or [Music] something what time is it oh oh time's up class class I'm going to call you up one by one to present your flags in front of the rest of the class oh mommy can I show mine first yes Patrick come up first yay okay Mommy I made this super cool Spider-Man flag oh dear God Patrick uh uh why did you choose the red
background and the white circle I mean where's blue for Spider-Man you said time was up I didn't have time for blue well honey I think your flag might hurt some people's feelings who the Green Goblin yes yes it might hurt his feelings so we should throw your flag away but it's Spiderman I know I know but I you should go sit down and throw your flag away do I pass yes you can a for effort yay Spider-Man man bully why don't you come up next all right teach I wanted to make a flag that strikes
fear into the hearts of nerds oh well what does this represent it represents me taking your lunch money see that's my fist and that right there is your lunch money and that's me taking it well that's not very nice bully I don't give a [ __ ] I want to live in a country where people give me their lunch money and I currently do okay why don't you go sit down okay but first give me your lunch money what give me your lunch money oh okay okay just leave me alone go sit down oh who's
next I'll go next oh Freddy now that's very interesting why don't you tell us about your flag so I put a poop on my flag because that's what I do in my pants and the yellow represents P because that's what I also do in my pants Freddy that's disgusting oh I'm so sorry Freddy I didn't mean that I mean maybe we should work on potty training this year okay okay why don't you go sit down and uh Annabelle why don't you come up next all right Annabelle Let's see what oh dear God what is is
going on here I love my boyfriend oh okay well what does this have to do with America my boyfriend lives in America and I love him okay Annabelle why don't you just go sit down Cody why don't you come up next oh wow Cody now that's a nice flag good job thank you I think it speaks for itself it certainly does there's so many colors what you couldn't decide which one was your favorite what what do you mean well it's just so colorful you have so many different colors well yeah you know what month it
is right yes it's June yeah and what's special about June oh I get it Cody it's summer these are all the colors you see in summer and sometimes you see rainbows in summer too yeah a lot of rainbows more than normal actually well this is just great Cody good job yeah it's the pride flag oh you are so proud of your flag I love that Cody no I mean it's the lgbtq flag Cody that is not how you say the alphabet go sit down this is what you're in summer school God damn it I hate
it here Mikey get up here and we'll get you over with mine's the best oh dear God what is going on here I drew a picture of me crying cuz my dad won't stop drinking Mikey you were supposed to draw a flag but this is a flag you were supposed to draw a flag that represents America well I live in America and my dad won't stop drinking and there's a lot of people in America who had the same problem well I guess you're right Mikey um good job go sit down yay Junior come up here
next oh man she's going to love mine oh wow Junior look at that flag why don't you tell us about it okay so I drew a dinosaur holding a cheeseburger on a McDonald's rocket flying through space that's truly amazing Junior now can you tell us why that represents America to you well I'm pretty sure 100 million years ago dinosaurs lived in America well Junior 100 million years ago America didn't exist but the land that makes America existed and I'm I'm pretty sure a few dinosaurs stepped on this land okay I see your point continue and
America invented McDonald's and we also have rockets and we have cheeseburgers and we also have been to space well Junior I think you have the best flag so far good job go sit down yeah suck that Betsy Ross in your cooking show uh okay uh Joseph why don't you come up here next I'm going to show you how America really supposed to look oh wow Joseph now that's an interesting flag yeah this is how the American flag's supposed to look oh well why don't you tell us about it yeah see the American flag was a
little too white for me it was 50 white stars uh six white stripes we had to throw a little cut on that bit Yeah add some black to that hoe now it looks good you know how black is superior we make the best food the best music and we have the best athletes oh yeah that's very true Joseph you make some excellent points good job why don't you go sit down all right I think that's everybody oh oh oh my that's a that's an empty desk oh oh do we have a missing student oh I
better call principal sebeck huh I wonder who the missing student's supposed to be uh principal sebeck yes I noticed there was an empty desk and I was wondering if someone was skipping summer school fly on the [ __ ] plan is someone skipping summer school who's skiing my class did you say someone skiing my class no one skips my class well there's an empty desk in the corner empty desk who is it I don't no let me check the roll he Jeffy the students in is Jeffy Jeffy oh mvin I'm so excited to go to
Hawaii for summer vacation and learn how to surf yeah I can't wait to get sunburn on my bald head oh coconut tits Jeffy don't say stuff like that well that's what they do they put coconuts on their tits I don't know why they do that oh Almond Joy dick covered in chocolate with coconut in the center and [ __ ] jimy stop saying stuff like that I don't understand how you pass school but by being that dumb well I did D take a look at my report card again all yeah I see the all play
we understand you're really smart let's just go to the airport Jeffy where are you what was that noise sounds like someone broke in Jeffy wait Jeffy isn't that your principal from school yeah he probably came by and said that I did a good job getting all age on my report card your son is skipping summer school no one skips my summer school wait wait wait wait wait Jeffy doesn't need to go to summer school look he got all Aids on his report card wait let me see this you really can't see this he he changed
his F into a a with a crayon wait he he didn't do that wait a minute oh oh oh you you you goober you you goofball you you pulled a fast one on me guilty is charged on the fast one oh what about our vacation we can't go because look at this look at this goober well first of all I say we still go on vacation because I'm 19 and [ __ ] that noise no it's against the law you can't skip my summer school class well the law can suck the all-encompassing area between my
ball sack and my [ __ ] oh God you're going to Summer schol come on oh my god get in there I don't think you guys heard me the first time no one gets to skip my summer school class the next one that tries I guarantee you I will hunt you down like a tiger and kill you with my own Paws you got that h perfect thank you get back to class all right class well that does it for our first day of summer school and you heard the principal none of us get to skip
summer school not you and not even me so I guess I'll see you Monday and the day after that and the day after that and all summer long wow guys the first day of summer school wasn't bad we got the color all day yeah pretty chill dude yeah it wasn't bad at all Mighty little [ __ ] his ass yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah hey guys hey guys what's your favorite color clown mine's gotton candy mine's eggplant what's that a winner joke in the first 10 seconds oh Cody you naughty dog look at this
one Piggy Pink I didn't know your mom's skin color was a crayon Cody shut up Junior my mom's not a piggy Junior hey Joseph what's your favorite crayon color g g the best oh bro can I borrow that please sure a thanks bro A bck J broke my favorite color C what are you going to do about it Punk crack yeah I also like being loud's Mom the piggy Cody's M the piggy all right everyone shut up you stupid Bratz because of you I'm stuck in this hell hole all summer long so today I'm going
to make you suffer so get out a piece of paper and I want you to write I ruin Mrs Fitzpatrick summer I'm sorry for being so dumb 10,000 times when that hand starts to hurt switch to the other hand when that hand starts to hurt switch again when both hands are hurting use your mouth to write and if you complain once you are starting all over I'll be over here scrolling on Instagram and wishing I was someone else what damn Junior who pissed in her Frosted Flakes tell it a thousand more times [ __ ]
get my ass jior what who whacked off in her Coco Puffs that's it Cody junor Joseph Mikey a thousand more times for all of you o she wrecked her asses all right Cody stop yeah bro chill out you're going to get us in more trouble hey junor Junior no stop Joseph Joseph dude chill Mikey I can make my Mike no I'm going to say it anyway who took a [ __ ] in her Cinnamon Toast Crunch that is it get your ass up here you're getting the paddle oh no not the paddle wink wink oh
no please don't spank me with a paddle and whatever you do please don't call me a dirty little boy and please don't pull my ha here come on teach spank them cheeks Cody yes him ow what the [ __ ] that wasn't hot at all it just hurt don't talk back to me oh [ __ ] okay I won't does anybody else want some of this damn guys I think she should be fired that was messed up I mean a regular spanking would be cool but she hit me in the face don't worry Cody my
dad's done worse to her with his F they're not going to fire for hitting you Cody principal steinback likes violence yeah you're right we should try to make her quit she wants to quit she doesn't have enough money to quit o well I do have this prank lottery ticket that makes it look like You' won the lottery when when you scratch it off maybe if I give it to her and she thinks she won the lottery she'll decide to quit that would be so funny if you did that yeah dude that's a smart idea okay
I'll go tell her I'm sorry uh Miss Fitzpatrick what do you want Cody you want another one no I just wanted to apologize for making you angry see my parents buy all these scratch offs and I steal them so I just wanted to give you one to make it up to you oh well I do have a gambling addiction oh I love scratch offs thank you Cody well I hope you win big I have a feeling you might thank you Cody go sit down and finish your sign okay but if you win make sure you
give me a big old yippy Caye go sit down Cody okay where's a quarter oh my God oh my God class class I just won a million dollars a week for the rest of my life I never have to see your [ __ ] faces ever again tell princible side back I quit I quit I quit I quit I quit [ __ ] you Mikey [ __ ] you oh now I feel bad she's so happy and when she finds out it's fake she's going to be depressed it's okay Cody everyone needs a little bit
of happiness in their life even if it's fake I hope she doesn't say anything mean to my dad he'll beat her do we have to stay in school now that we don't have a teacher no I think we can go home I'm angry oh guys I am not in a good mood no sir no sir Eva because you're your old teacher Mrs Fitzpatrick oh what's the words to describe her I don't want to be too rude I'm in front of children um she's an loyal [ __ ] for wanting to quit because she won the
lottery can you believe it guys the money controls her that's sad and she said some very very mean things a little bit on the racial side but I'm not going to judge her don't know how she was raised but you guys you guys you thought that summer school was going to be over cuz you didn't have a teacher huh stupid cuz I found a teacher just walking around outside how convenient right perfect timing yeah his name is Mr blink oh come on in Mr blink introduce yourself hey there're beautiful kids yeah he enjoys you guys
can you believe it he begged for the job cried for it weird weird as hell like I never knew somebody who actually beged for a job like this ever but uh anyway you got the job Mr blink teach these little brats please let them learn something God damn it o with pleasure so see you brat later oh yeah let me know if you need any help Mr blinko thanks principal Steinbeck I think I can take it from here hey there kids I'm your old pal Mr blink and I'm so excited to be your new summer
school teacher who needs to be outside running through the sprinklers and getting all wet and shiny when you could be in here with me learning now how about we all go around the class and tell me your ages I mean names but also your ages and your addresses and when your parents go to work and come home actually how about y all just write it down and put it on my desk and then I can drive all of you home okay this assignment's a lot easier yeah this is super easy guys does Mr blink look
kind of familiar to you Cody I think I would remember someone wearing a fake mustache and glasses and nose yeah yeah he's just he's just weird yeah oh what's this a spanking paddle your old teacher knew what she was doing I thought I was going to have to stop by the store and pick one of these up o yeah that's good it's good stuff oh Cody you mind looking up for me what thanks got it o oh yeah guys Mr blink just took a picture of me well maybe it's for yearbooks but jior there are
no yearbooks in summer school well maybe he's trying to put names to faces and that helps him remember maybe I just finished the assignment so I'm done for the day all right Mr blink I'm done with my assignment you don't have to drive me home I can just walk no no no no no no no you need to stay well you told me after I was done I could go home but we have a big group assignment coming up at the end of class it's a group hug a big old big old group hug can
I skip that no no it's mandatory it's a mandatory hug oh okay wait wait wait Junior it says here your dad's a stay-at-home Dad yeah he doesn't have a job oh that sucks that is very disappointing okay that's fine I'm not really that into redheads anyway oh no my mom's dead I think oh okay everybody hurry up with those papers guys the new teacher's kind of nice he wants us all to hug after class he's still kind of weird he's got a big nose dude don't make fun of a Jewish like that I think you
just did I need to go ask the teacher a question I like to announce when I'm getting up from my desk hurry up kids when you're done we can go to the gym and hit the showers hey Mr blink can I talk to you in private yes yes you can where do you want to talk in the closet or maybe out in the hallway or in the bathroom or maybe we can talk out in my car or at my house yeah we should talk at my house because the walls are completely soundproof so no one
will be able to hear us not even the neighbors it'll be extra private no right here is fine I just didn't want to be really loud and you're kind of yelling oh well what did you want to talk about well this famous streamer I follow has been sending me really inappropriate stuff like pictures of himself and he's been really weird so I just thought I should talk to an adult about it ew get out of my face I don't want somebody else's sloppy seconds that's disgusting okay I got to start being a streamer they just
have it too easy I miss the good old days when all you had was a van full of candy and a dream did you ask the teacher your question he didn't seem interested in my problem hey guys should I throw a paper ball at the teacher that'd be [ __ ] hilarious Junior a real hoot you want me to throw it what I can drop [ __ ] bombs Junior I can make it rain on that ho I'm like Tom Brady Jr know that thing so damn body you deserve this oh Cody you missed well
I guess I'm not Tom Brady I guess I'm some other quarterback that's bad at throwing I don't know I don't know Sports I'm going to make another paper ball Matt Schwab what is that one Matt Schwab I I I guess I've heard of that well I guess I'm Matt Schwab all right I'm going hit him right in the head I hit the are you Matt Schwab dude just give me the ball I'll throw it like Michael Vic you going to kill a bunch of dogs yeah I'm going to get the job done though here's my
paper oh my God you're mustache that's F it's Mr Winkle what a pervert that's right it's me now nobody tried to follow me or I'm going to stab her with this pencil and she'll get lead poisoning well they actually make it with graphite now but still it'll hurt really bad come on you know it would be really cool if you told the principal I quit and that I didn't kidnap a student somebody help oh that was a close one yeah dude he almost got high ass I mean he did take a student who's Mr Winkle
dude you don't want to know but I do though you know edp445 yeah he's like the white skinny version of him yeah the white twin dude oh I'm even more mad you can tell by T no why does it happen to me principal Steinbeck oh another one bites the dust Another One Bites the Dust look class your teacher quit another one I guess it is your lucky day since I can't find a second teacher just wandering around outside it was nothing but homeless people I tried but look I will have a teacher for you tomorrow
yes he will be meaner and more angrier and evil than me I love it already but if I can't I a't have to teach the class by myself I will I promise you I will and you won't like it cuz I bite I'm not nice so uh I guess classes I dismiss get out of my face I don't want to see you guys anymore yay we get to go home early hey Joseph I'm never going to forgive you for breaking my CT candy crab and what the hell are you going to do about it [
__ ] boy not a damn thing but cry to your mama huh huh that's what I thought my mom's [Music] dead hey guys it's Logan thank you guys so much for helping us reach our goal of selling 2,000 Jeffy pianos The Jeffy piano will only be available until July 31st so if you still want one go on SM merch.com right now and pre-order yours now thank you so much for being amazing fans we love you guys and I can't wait to make more videos for you
