I'm Kelsey and I'm reporting from Baltimore if you think you had a bad relationship with your mom wait until you hear my story but before you get your mind blown make sure to like And subscribe also we've got some super cool MSA merch just for you I'm talking awesome bottles and notebooks perfect for your Daily Grind don't miss out check them out in the description below have you ever heard of maternal Instinct well my mother hadn't literally her first words when I was born were not now she was so absent in my life that when I was a kid I used to believe that my nanny was my mom mama I love you oh no sweetie I'm not your mom but good luck with that she was almost never at home and when she was she spent the whole time on her phone or engrossed in her Mac Mom it's really late can you tell me in I can't criminals don't sleep kid I have to take care of the city mom for the last time you're not Batman no she wasn't but we were as rich as him my mom was a hot shot judge who dealt with high-profile celeb cases and was always on the news she was like a celebrity so we lived in a huge house and she drove a shiny Rolls-Royce my childhood was like a big winning streak fancy gadgets and futuristic toys check anything to mute the tiny human private visits to the Planetarium and Zoo check are you sure I can't just leave her here that's the lion's cage is that a no despite the money my life was far from being great I didn't want expensive toys I just wanted my mom to give me a little attention so since I was a kid I tried to get it any way I could let's just say I was a bit of a troublemaker one time when I was visiting Mom at work I got bored of finger painting and went to her office which was strictly off limits to me you can probably guess what happened next I took my finger brushes and turned her aesthetic office into a huge four-dimensional twister board she didn't yell at me at that time but I did hear her scream at the nanny who was supposed to be looking after me I told you never to lose sight of her you're f a few years later in school this girl was breaking into some teacher's office she began to shuffle through everything in search of some papers I noticed her shoelaces were untied so I walked into the office to warn her hi your shoelaces but when she heard my voice she got so scared that she jumped out the window she dropped some papers and I grabbed them turns out they were math exams at that exact moment the teacher came back from lunch oops the next thing I knew I was invited to the Head teacher's VIP lounge and Mom arrived giving me the side eye mom you're not going to believe what happened you're right I won't so save it I only got like a 2day suspension but either way my mom decided to take me out of that school and put me into a much stricter one to make me a responsible adult before my first day at my new school she only said one thing to me this is your last chance I didn't know exactly what she meant but I knew my Mom hated having to deal with the problems I created so I figured that all I had to do was stay out of trouble easy right well not really staying out of trouble meant not having any fun and it's not like I had anyone to spend time with of course I always wanted a sibling but I never had one what about friends you might be wondering well I guess I wasn't exactly popular at my new school but it was not my fault the school my mom sent me to was very prestigious and traditional for boring wannabe perfect rich kids so my reputation was not the perfect hook for new friendships I tried at least to make one friend but each kid there was either completely afraid of me or so boring My Last Hope was Laura the resident Brainiac of our class she knew every answer and loved going to school although weirdly sometimes she'd have a couple of days off and never looked sick don't get me wrong she's as dull as ditchwater but for some mysterious reason I like her not that it was Mutual we were paired together in science class but it was like an experiment gone wrong please I can't be with her I can't get into trouble come on we're going to have fun I tapped her on the shoulder to encourage her but that made her drop the test tube she was holding luckily it wasn't that toxic nah I'm just kidding it was really toxic and the school had to be evacuated I was really trying to stay out of trouble but trouble seemed to chase me outside the school while we were waiting for the men in suits to take care of the hazard a boy started to pick on Laura with his little drone he kept flying it closer and closer to her Laura covered her head and threw herself to the ground while everyone laughed stop leave me alone he didn't so I had to step up for my new friend I picked up this big Stone and threw it at the Drne but turns out my aim is not that good as I bided into the head teacher's car window when my mom found out that I had started a chemical disaster at school and vandalized a teacher's car on the same day she was absolutely Furious let's go when we get home you are going to start packing packing where are we going we are not going anywhere you are going to boarding school I thought she was joking she was dead serious mom no stop let me explain there was this drone and I tried to defend my friend Laura and stop lying for once you're out of control and I'm on the biggest case of my career you need someone who can straighten you out then just like Voldemort when you said his name someone interrupted our discussion hi I'm sorry I couldn't help it over here I'm Laura's mother Kelsey's friend great she's going to defend me I can take her in if you want I'm a specialist in child behavior what this must be a joke spoiler warning it wasn't I'm sure I can turn your little Kelsey into a perfect student like my Laura I looked at Laura and she looked at me with some despair as if she was trying to tell me something without speaking she subtly shook her head what is it she wants me to go to the bathroom so what do you say it sounds ideal before I could protest my mom had already arranged to pay a generous sum of money to straighten me out I was immediately shipped to Laura's house only with a suitcase of my possessions I didn't even get to say goodbye bye to my mother how could mom do this to me if she'd taken the time to listen then she'd know I did nothing wrong this can't get any worse okay you might think that staying with Laura's family sounded better than a boarding school right well trust me it wasn't it was much worse let me spill the tea on Laura's parents the dad was never there always working just like Mom did I didn't think I saw him even once the worst part he was the good parent there because Laura's mom she didn't love if my mom had a cold heart hers was a certified Iceberg lights out at 7:00 p. m. breakfast 5:30 a.
m. sharp then it's silent study until school silent study talking unless invited means losing privileges after school it's silent study again until dinner when can I use my phone breakfast 4:30 a. m.
tomorrow wait what but 3:30 a. m. for both of you then I saw Lara with her finger over her lips desperately trying to get me to shush hand me your phone all social networks are completely banned what I can't miss my day daily dose of MSA I need to get out of here and fast I thought being Laura's roommid would help in devising an escape plan but to my surprise Laura was used to this she can't starve us whenever she wants shush she'll hear she is sup Sonic hearing come on don't be ridiculous breakfast at 2:30 a.
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