Under One Roof S3 EP1

doly I found City rest of people so exciting who City my best friend in the camp why she could really cook man she used to buy me lots of things and follow me around like my shadow wow must be a very big Shadow all the boys in the campong they used to hang around me know they call me the campong butterfly even TI's boyfriend wanted to catch me wow must be a very big net C roll all this just for me hey come the best one is the luxa extra Lama W shoot man hey can

we have the recipe how big is my shadow small how big is the net very small in there K let R now your big po no need mine's [Music] bigger [Music] [Applause] [Music] but bunny I already bought the tickets no don't cry yes you're still the fluffiest bunny one byebye Mom I'll be back for dinner after all bunny Wy stood you up again she got a pimple and she thinks it might give her dangy fever dangy fever from a pimple let's see what would you get from a beasting athletes foood very funny well that's what

you get for going after shallow bimbos shallow is there a deep kind oh there to chim for you hey you're talking to the king of Chim yeah chimp pan hey maybe you can find yourself a trainer at the community club hey bunny wants to a community club course what bunny hopping for beginners hey this one looks good this is the one for me Orchid appreciation class the Orchid appreciation teacher Emily Chow I could really appreciate her I bet she's smart how do you know look at those legs women with great legs and high IQs yeah

and the guys who go after them have low IQ I think I'll sign up I've always wanted to grow a mustache chest hair a brain plants oh like lettuce and carrots to feed [Music] bunny [Music] Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie are you all right mhm so as you can see there is nothing quite like the first time you see an orchid in its natural habitat wild naked proud well that's all the time we have for today I better let you all go home class the SM don't you have a home uh yeah you want to live sure

do you have a car no a motorbike no bicycle no no so why' you ask just making conversation it's all right there's a straight bus from here to mcui Reservoir M Richie Reservoir what's a nice girl like you doing in a reservoir like that I'm conducting nighttime experiments aren't we all on Orchids interesting I wouldn't mind taking a nap with a vandom is jok in myself I've had enough M so these L is delicious right there yeah like it didn't be enough now but this is my biggest part watering it again it's brown it's drying

up no drowning it didn't used to be green yeah it was green when I first got it from class I think Emily gave me a bad plan do you think she's singling me out from who aren you the only one in the class yeah well that means you stand a 50-50 chance of being first or last in the class and uh judging from this plan Denise Denise this isn't about marks gardening is good for the soul already I can feel myself growing into a blooming [Applause] idiot oh ow stop scratching a mosquito B you're making

it worse it could be infected you better see a doctor tomorrow Mom you don't need to see a doctor for a mosquito bite you haven't seen this bite it must have been a big mosquito not as big as a Gong butter [Applause] fly remember orchids are living beings too so talk to them play the music but no K well that's all we have for today thank you class missed you were very talkative today you were discussing my favorite subject reproduction oh wonder you knew so much my brains are like the roots of an orchid they

absorb everything no Orchid Roots only absor all water and air so you are right your brain is like an orchid rot you know I'm just surprised that a guy like you is interested in Orchid appreciation well I have a wide variety of Interest I guess I'm just surprising I'm a surprising Singapore rean I'm just glad somebody's in this class I have this Grant and part of it says that I have to teach Community Club classes so you're doing me a favor by being here well I guess you you owe me one you're such a great

teacher you make orchids so interesting especially when you stand beside them by the way U what are you doing Saturday night I thought we might do a little Orchid viewing together at the botanic gardens I'm flying off to kantan this weekend I have to collect Poland from an orchid what are you some kind of a jet setting Orchid groupy what is wrong with being passionate nothing passion is good imagine seeing one of these In Bloom the grace the form you're flying to kantan for that looks like the one I have in my living room Electro

sagata really oh it's beautiful yeah I've never seen anything quite like it the blossoms are stunning can you see it now no I mean uh better wait till Monday when my parents are when my flowers are feeling a bit more fresh you're right or kids are very sensitive just just like me I'm sensitive and hungry how about dinner sure good I could really go for a big thick bloody tofu Burger how was I supposed to know it was a rare or kid well well you do Denise you're a girl right I mean you know about

flowers and girls help me please oh all right so you help me find this blooming Orchid no but you just said yes I just love to see you beg I'm this close this close last night she held my hand she held your hand what was she thinking she was passing me some money who would have thought the bean Cut and vegetables could cost so much I swear she touched my hand she could have put the money on the table I think she really likes me then why did you lie to her about the oret I

don't know I was just trying to make conversation huh anyway how am I supposed to find this electric Saga saggy saggy titty before Monday morning I know maybe I can get her hooked in time so she'll forget about orchids get her hooked on what on me you know after Ronnie tan there is no other man you mean there's no other man as dumb as Ronnie tan this is no kind of bad poetry hey what do you so long why you so s what say which question you want me to answer first Woody for what I

don't have an infection but the blood test show my cholesterol a bit higher high cholesterol from a mosquito bite who' you see Dr quack this is no time for bad jokes this is no time for good food take the tri fat durian ice cream away from me now anyway it could be a mistake I have to go back for another test don't worry take from now almost I will cook you only healthy food lots of carrot and S Telly better invite bunny W [Music] over if that's supposed to look like electrical Sagittarius is not working

Picasso it's Electra sagata and even the Royal London Botanical Society doesn't have it they've got orchids from every Orchid growing country in the world but none from Borneo what else can I do well you could pretend you had an epileptic seizure and ate the blossom call it a seizure salad think of something sensible what if I put it in a dark box then Emily can't tell why don't you just spray her eyes with paint and she can't see anything look it's like trying to turn anosa into Anita SWA all I'm doing is a little cosmetic

surgery like giving it double eyelids or something more like triple bypass surgery and the patient's already dead hey we just tell her it di I can't do that she'll think I'm an orchid killer and I'm her favorite student besides it's not dead it's just in critical condition and I have till Monday to pull this off I know if we can just keep her near the front door when she comes I'll tell her you have chicken poox so she can't come in and and you stand there sort of waving and blocking the Orchid distracting her so

[Music] em Emily Chow she teaches orid appreciation class orid yes appreciation hurry up I'm waiting for the K to call with my T results appreciation a p p p as in Phillip not FP that's it the one on Tuesday and Thursday nights no I already paid I just want to tell her I'm sorry I'm sorry no not you forget it I said forget it no don't tell her that goodbye I said no wonder I was the only student in class nobody else made it past the Clark you mean you expect Emily to talk to you

after you lied to her humiliated her let her down and made a complete total fool of yourself yes you know all the people you could have tried conning into believing in you about your stupid orid why did you choose an expert I don't know I was just trying to make conversation how was I supposed to know that she'd be too excited to wait until Monday you know Ronnie I've often wondered about this but now I'm sure you must have been adopted yeah it's all your fault huh you see breeding mosquitoes to buy your own father

dirty water on the day oet made me go for a blood test and now I can't eat my favorite food but Dad I was so close you don't get too close to me huh hey why you carrying a CBO around to remind myself why like is worth living anyone called yet no I'm reading also Eat to Live eat to live live to eat what's the difference I'm still [Music] hungry I wouldn't have come today except that I feel a sense of Duty towards my students as cruel and unappreciative as they may be Emily Miss child

to you torturing an innocent Orchid to death a common variety maybe but still an orchid look Emily Miss child look Mr Tan okay okay I'll go I'm going I did I say class dismissed class dismissed Miss CH I know you're angry with me I don't blame you I acted like a typical jerk I was going to say mail but jerk is fine too Miss child I just wanted to impress you because I think you're the coolest most beautiful chick girl Oran appreciation teacher I've ever met I can't stop thinking about you Ronnie will you please

stop trying to make conversation by the way you failed the course okay you're right I'm nothing but an orchid torturing mosquito farmer I only took the cross because I like your legs I I mean your for I'm sorry Ronnie I may have overreacted all I wanted was for you and me for us to get to know each other better because I feel that I could really really get to like you that's really sweet Ronnie but we can't why I'm leaving I'm moving to the Amazon jungle to look for Teresa contus who's she a lost nun

no an or kid I leave next week next week for how long until I find Teresa contes sometimes you've got to follow your your heart no your orchids see you're just going to Trum everything in go yes you're so brave can I [Music] come [Applause] hi Dad huh what are you doing oh just looking for celery the clinic hasn't called yet um no no I hope they'll call before I die of hunger you think not Amon what I can only hear you chew I said do you think you star to death in the Amazon jungle

I'm starving to death in bishan if there was someone you really like would you go with her to the Amazon jungle in the jungle how to get T beef or even instant meat even your mother wouldn't make me do that that this isn't about food this is about what I should do what you should do is to stop breeding mosquitoes what if I'm going to a place with lots of mosquitoes then don't go what if what if Mom insisted on going why is a hard choice but you love her you can't live without her you've

got to follow her don't you then I'll have to suffer you're right to get what you want you have to pay the price thanks Dad I know what to do now so do I look at this your B SH now no it takes pajamas W so big h no no the stain is run down he city is random yeah and they finished the whole part last night so what it's good what I was so finish mine but he supposed to be on a strict diet only vegetables no problem City also has a recipe for say

Lo hey say Lo make me a big pot I got my blood test result my cholesterol is back to normal they said it must be what I ate the day before my first test what do you eat that day CH for breakfast and G for lunch for a snack but those don't have much cholesterol in them yeah and I only ate lxa for dinner lxa extra Lama so this recipe uses five times a normal amount of coconut milk so that's her secret not only the lxa all of City's recipes are rich high cholesterol high calorie

high fat ingredients high fat and she she make those dishes especially for me oh so that's how the kampong butterfly became the woman she is today and uh what a wonderful woman you are hi Emily wow you travel light so do you I only Bring the four Essentials for any jungle Expedition what are the four Essentials number one padded underwear you might want to bring a pair cell for those long bumpy Journeys in the Jeep number two wire mesh pants for bathing the river in case of piranhas number three parang chopping up jungles bow constrictors

and cannibals and number four my American Express card never leave home without it what did you bring um Maggie me four flavors you can't survive on that I know that's why I'm not going with you look my dreams are different from yours you go for Theresa contais I go for Ferraris and Maseratis you like jungle path I I prefer Fall Lane highways preferably leading from a country club to to a landed property in District 10 I'm not a man of the high seas I'm a man of the five C's I see so here's your Maggie

me in case you get homesick thank you oh and one more thing this is to show you how much I care about you it's my most prized possession Pamela this thanks but since you won't have anywhere to hang it I'll put it back up on my wall and I'll think about you every time I look at it thanks you're welcome [Music] bye hi I'm back you left wen't you worried uh go back out for a while and we'll let you know you didn't notice I EMP the cupboard of Maggie me see I told you I

didn't eat it where were you I almost went to the Amazon so exciting zosa is it no I nearly went to the Amazon jungle in South America with Emily why didn't you go who's Emily the girl is it ah that reminds me of a story long before your time in the southern province of China there was a young girl named auu auu dreamed of traveling to the Amazon no Northern province of southern China her family was so poor they couldn't afford to buy her any paded underwear no instant me so a have to make her

own handmade noodles every day she pull her own noodles though she long for the taste of instant me so she decided to start her own Factory of instant me and soon she became the Empress of instant me she was so rich she bought the northern province of southern China 10,000 heads of kettle and name a new dish after her go now do you know the moral of the story uh if you want to be rich use your noodle if you get an offer to go to the Amazon take it no you're both wrong the moral

is sometime the best meal is in your cupboard at home unless it's on its way to the Amazon oh [Music] a media Corp Studios Production for Channel 5