of course all the Plastics are in the same gym class where are the Plastics 1 royalty if North Shore was US Weekly they would always be on the cover that one there that's Karen Smith she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet Daman s exra in English last year she asked me how to spell orange and that little one that's Gretchen weeners she's totally Rich because her dad invented toaster strudel Gran wieners knows everybody's business she knows everything about everyone that's why her hair is so big it's full of secrets an evil
takes a human form in Regina George be fooled cuz she may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing faced ho bag but in reality she is so much more than that she's the queen bee the star those other two are just her little workers Regina George how do I even begin to explain Regina George Regina George is Flawless she has two fendy purses and a silver Lexus I hear her hair is insured for $10,000 I hear she does car commercials in Japan her favorite movie is Varsity Blue one time she met John Stamos on a plane
and he told her she was pretty one time she punched me in the face it was awesome she always looks Fierce she always wins Spring Fling Queen who cares I care every year the seniors throw this dance for the underclassman called the Spring Fling and whomsoever is elected springling king and queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee I would say yeah I care wow Damian youve truly outgate yourself here this map is going to be your guide to Northshore now where you
sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there you got your freshman Ry guys preps JV jocks Asian nerds cool Asians Varsity jocks unfriendly black htis girls who eat their feelings girls who don't eat anything desperate wannabes burnouts sexually active bands the greatest people you will ever meet and the worst Beware of the plastic hey we're doing a lunchtime survey of new students can you answer a few questions okay is your muffin buttered what would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin my what is he bothering you Jason why are
you such a skis I'm just being friendly you were supposed to call me last night Jason you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us 3 days later she's not interested do you want to have sex with him no thank you good so it's settled so you can go shave your back now bye Jason e
