All that sweat's making me wet, baby. >> I'M UNSTOPPABLE. >> NO WAY.
I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE. WHAT? >> INDESTRUCTIBLE IRVING.
PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. >> You look pretty destructible to me. >> Looks can be deceiving.
I once ripped the lid OFF OF PANZERS OF FOUR DURING THE BATTLE OF PUFENDORF. PULLED THE DIRTY KRAUTS OUT ONE BY ONE THEN HEAVED THE RUSTY LEMON into the river. Mind if I work in with you?
>> That was like a hundred years ago and probably a lie. [ __ ] off, grandpa. >> WHAT WAS THAT?
SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR. >> JUST LET HIM TRY IT, BRAD. Best case scenario is he dies and you don't have to keep arguing with him.
>> Fine, but my dad's a lawyer so don't even think about suing me when you're dead. Come on. COME ON.
OH, [ __ ] >> OKAY, OKAY. Put it down before you seriously hurt yourself, MAN. >> YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU FASCIST PIG.
[screaming] HE'S NOT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT. >> WAIT, is this turning you on? OH MY GOD, are you okay?
DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH [ __ ] WEIGHT I JUST PUSHED? >> OH, YEAH. HOW ABOUT WE HIT the showers and you push some weight into me?
>> What the [ __ ] Tiffany? >> Too young for me. KEEP YOUR LADY IN CHECK, PLAYBOY.
