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have four different versions of me wait what is this video called [Music] [Applause] one two three [Applause] well you didn't even do it right I thought we're just classified no it's no it's not um [Applause] hey welcome back to whatever the hell This is Friends Edition wow we look everywhere it's a different kind of nightmare but not in a bad way this is like so good you actually just like Phoebe and uh Joey it's insane it's like we're the same people we were last week you know like before you know that blonde wig is good
I feel fabulous it's popular Phoebe yeah and Chris is over here being Chandler do you know do you watch friends can I be honest with You yeah um not a lot I've seen like I've seen I I think I'm a casual friends Watcher like if it was on TV I would watch it I'd laugh but I'd never like sought it out I never watched the full season I don't really know the name let me guess you like signed up for somebody who doesn't want friends that was very Chandler the way he talked just now well
like I didn't really watch it I didn't I don't know I didn't really well the only Thing you need to know is that Chandler is very sarcastic he's actually the opposite of you very sarcastic kind of mean shut up the camera adds pounds huh so how many cameras are actually on you oh throws cheap shots okay and he says like could it be any blah blah could we be more white trash so you're thinking could I be any gay or like that can you be any more Peruvian so it's a lot of that um and
then over here we have Rachel hey You are like I don't you transformed today because ever since I put that wig on you and that makeup on you you've kind of been are we on a break or like what maybe we should just take a break actually I'm like really into you I don't think I've ever seen you with a tie on casually well I'm Ross my wig didn't fit I tried to cut it to make it fit my head and that didn't work so I don't have my wig on but yes I'm Ross anyways
you're very quiet are you okay Yeah I don't I just I'm like I didn't even know it's hard to live up to Rachel you know like I don't know how to be Rachel you are Rachel it's a lot of pressure oh my gosh you think I'm that wonderful come on you've been wearing that wig all week I know comparing all week he by the way it was very weird every time he puts on this wig and that skirt can you show your skirt oh um you might have to like sit up a little bit oh
Wow look at that can I just say he's been getting randomly hard every time you're talking about you literally he was like I was like oh can you try it's not it's on the skirt he puts on the wig and then he's just and I look over and he's rock hard I'm like what are you doing he's like I don't know he's doxing me I'm not I also I've never looked more like Jared Leto to me you look like Jared Leto and Dallas Buyers that's a compliment I finally see it Jared Leto's like 80 looking
like he's 12. not 12. like 30. he's like 45 you know oh he's like 60. he sleeps in a sleep chamber for sure he's like older dude if he's 60 he's the best looking 60 year old no he's 80. he's 51. still pretty crazy for how young he looks wow dude um Okay sandy you're back we're so excited what has changed we have so much to catch up with Phoebe slash Sandy you started your channel you're [ __ ] Killing it you're making videos you're posting them people love you we're excited tell us about your
life I'm loving it I'm loving the love I'm getting and I very Phoebe of me I've also taken singing lessons many cats so you know I'm just I'm I'm loving life right now are we gonna get a performance of smelly cat possibly not during the show do we need to like embrace our characters a little bit so like Jared your thing is that you flirt With everybody how you doing you're trying to [ __ ] everyone um and you're always hungry perfect got one of them knocked out yeah Phoebe you're crazy in a good way
and also oh my God you kind of are Phoebe because into like spiritual medicine holistic yes and cats and singing That's everything I like yeah uh Chris yeah remember be more of an [ __ ] oh no why not people the assholest version of yourself today yes anything mean that Comes to your mind just scream it out yeah oh no let's get into some fights and I'll just be really um annoying and insecure and on edge so me there we go I don't know where to start because I have so much first of all friends
is my favorite show of all time I've seen every single episode 5 million bajillion times I know all the trivia I know everything about the show oh I prepared okay if you don't remember the one with the trivia game everything Is called the one with Chris so it's like the one with the fight about the blue dress you know that would be an episode of our podcast the one with Shane and Ryan fighting that's all of them so the Friends episode the one with the trivia game do you remember this one it's the one where
I do I do I can see they're all in like the girl's apartment playing it yes they're on the girls apartment and they have this game prepared and it's like a trivia game and It's the boys versus the girls and Ross leads the game and he prepares it on a big board with all these cards and everything and the winner of the game gets the apartment so whoever wins I do remember that gets remember when get this house gets this house good luck I think we have rats um okay the trivia game are we ready
it's about friends so there's no prize nope okay see you in 20 minutes okay so I haven't Separated men and women and the categories are fears and pet peeves ancient History Literature and it's all relative it's all relative so girls Rachel and Phoebe versus Joey and Chandler hey it's in the bag okay so who wants to go first girls or guys ladies first okay that was classy okay um so ladies uh Rachel let's start with you okay uh do you want to pick a category fears and pet peeves ancient History Literature or it's all relative
It's all relative yes those are gonna be hard okay so it's all relative we just answer I'm gonna give you the question okay I'm sorry I'm being annoying but that's because I'm Ross okay what is the name of the grandmother of Shane and Jared who passed away in 2010. can I answer it too yes oh my God yes oh Louise Bruce oh my God you know her middle name and everything can I be honest I didn't know I know that's why I put the question thank God Sandy is a Woman of the family wow good
job that was really good thank you good job okay boys team pick a category losers fears and pet peeves oh okay oh this is fun look how they're excited I'm nervous okay what is rylan's biggest pet peeve do I know yeah you answered this yesterday can I give you a hint please I'll give a hint please it involves the kitchen oh um uh is it when you leave your Underwear on the kitchen that's that's my picture and around the kitchen counter okay because I get home from walking the dogs and I can't have underwear on
so I take the underwear oh wait that means am I not allowed to say another uh that because that was getting closer I'll give you one more chance okay I don't know other rules um is it dishes not being put away oh Even closer but no you're wrong dang it oh okay I don't think we can give him a third chance Jared could have one chance okay one chance uh leaving food out oh no both wrong but close uh rylan's biggest pet peeve is when people leave the cupboards open yeah it's so personal like when
somebody leaves a cupboard open like if they come over they leave a cupboard open and they Leave when they leave he's like why the [ __ ] did they do that what is it if you do it once I can see past it if you do it once I'm like oh that was an accident but if somebody recurringly comes to the house and leaves it open I'm like they have something again do you have someone in your life that has done that yes I mean that sounds like crazy people like chronically we had someone in
our life who that sounds dark they passed away metaphorically I know We had somebody in our life who would literally like we I'd come downstairs and I'd look and every like a ghost took over the house like a demon every [ __ ] cabinet in every drawer was open I'm like how is this happening and then I was like how's this happening and then I saw the person do it and I was like oh it was like going from thing to thing to opening them and looking for something and leaving and then leaving them all
yikes dude wow I wouldn't be Friends with them after the first time and we're not yeah [ __ ] all that um okay uh girls let's have Siri Phoebe let's do ancient history yeah that's fun okay practice okay what is the name of Shane's first ex-girlfriend I know Nadine oh I know oh no no no oh yes yes uh no Nadine was right oh good job how did you remember that I I don't know I know things about my man's wow Queen idien shout out she has babies now really she gave she like yeah she's
Messaged me when things have happened in my life that sucked and she's very nice so shout out needy okay boy she gets eight now I know I said no right Mom no no no no anyways um okay boys uh Chris literature what is the name of my first book I hate my selfie wow wow I think wow I read it on a subway actually because I had no uh connection when I was going to my editing job in downtown And there was like nothing to do wait [Laughter] at least you got a point and it
gets worse I just have a hard time getting through Reading I can't I don't know you didn't finish it no I did it was the first time maybe the first book I ever finished where is it now okay that that makes sense that's kind of cool if it's the first book you ever read yes hey sorry to interrupt the show but I wanted to give a big shout out to our First sponsor of the day which is hair story also okay really quick before I start talking about her story which you guys know I love
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I've read them you definitely have not read them I read them I took a picture with it just like everybody so Rachel very Rachel of her um okay boys uh let's go ahead and do ancient history this is pretty fun yeah it's a lot of fun okay ooh what was ryland's first gay sexual experience oh you got this one you guys black out while listening podcast many times I know Chris has Heard it on my podcast and this podcast what I'm pretty sure about it all the time Audrey's a broken record I'm pretty sure him
and some dude were jacking off in a car they were exploring themselves yeah they did yeah that was one of my favorite moments wow good job I think nervous R.I.P to mincy Phoebe yes uh let's do fears and pet peeves this is fun I hope you guys Aren't bored I'm excited okay what scares the bejesus out of Chris scares there's two options to this question oh it's a multiple choice yes if you got both of them double points Oh I thought you were gonna give us multiple yeah I feel like you're a little [ __
] so it's gonna be like spiders no the other like every time Shane sees a bug he screams like a little girl and makes me come kill it this is Chris I know but I just wanted To let everyone else know that I'm a little [ __ ] well I feel like you guys might be similar in the bug Department okay are we thinking bug or are we thinking more like oh that wasn't an answer okay experience um okay what scares I feel like he loves horror movies so I don't know if that would be
like an answer of his and so yeah I'm thinking it's a a bug or a spider or a snake because he's a little [ __ ] what do you think I'm thinking More of like experience like losing someone oh he is close close very phoebec you know feeling the vibe and that's what I'm getting negative energy I think maybe just losing parents oh that's so close don't don't submit the answer again it might involve something like losing his significant other oh um [Music] someone in his life I feel like you steered Us in the wrong
direction I didn't I really didn't think more um personal at least losing grammar dying yes yes Chris uh his biggest fears are sharks and or uh dying I think it's actually swimming in pools because of sharks oh my gosh I should have known wasn't it did it taste wow you can't even get a jacuzzi without thinking there's a shark in it at one Point if it's a pool and it's a big enough of a pool sometimes for a second I'm like I don't know I don't know I remember that conversation wow Jared really does listen
to us I am shocked at how much he remembers to be quite honest because that does not happen thank you Jared if you'll see hey okay here's where we are girls Four Points boys two points yikes you gotta catch up come on boys yes all right boys category suck it's all relative okay let's do it All right what is rylan's middle name oh my gosh frightland has a middle [ __ ] Matthew no no would be a fun guess but not gonna be my guest what do you think Chris that was just a fun thing
think okay I'll give it I'll give a small hint as you guys you know we've got a minute okay yeah yeah okay this name is a little kind of significant in our family as well oh Edward no that was a good guess though Eugene no Josh Thomas no the answer was Bruce I thought You were gonna say my dad's name which is also his dad's name which is also our mom's maiden name is technically wow I was trying yeah I was trying to think of your dad's name because that probably was it damn all right
girlies so I'm asking the men ancient history okay how long was Chris with his ex boyfriend ten years yes not I feel like not really that big of a surprise because I feel like we've talked about it before on the show but That is pretty good to get it right off it's a decade I know oh good job okay yeah um boys fears and pet peeves for 20. what is Sandy's biggest fear oh don't worry but he won't get it oh really you're on Hazard I would say it's very uh it's very specific I was
like okay you're gonna make me laugh is it maybe what you were guessing for me losing a significant other or family member why would I laugh at that oh and It's laughing at this time it made me laugh failure is that it cows I mean that would be funny no that she hates cows but she's not afraid of them you do can I give him a hint Yeah well yeah you guys got the whole death oh my God I feel so bad we're winning yeah give it a hint give him something this is something you
do oh what the [ __ ] and You're afraid of it text and drive I don't know what that if you have that I don't know if someone break it in the house oh that's not funny what have you ever broken into that I don't know you break into the house I'm scared but no like I struggle like that but I startle you and I'm sure it'd be startling if someone broke in the house is it just Jared dang this is rough man I don't know what is it a random person outside of her Window
it is scary like I'm scared not thinking about it but like how did you get to that point because I think well especially at night when like you can't see out but they can see in a picture somebody just staring in and Jared does it all of the time he does yeah I'll be in the living room and I'll just turn around he's just staring at me from outside it's terrifying wow your house [Laughter] oh okay what are we doing Sandy's girl uh I'll do it's all relative all right how many siblings does Chris have
oh that's so easy zero yes zero we're just destroying us we're just so thoughtful and listen so intently we are at girls have six and boys still only have two um okay Chris me oh ancient history okay this one's about me nice this one is very this should honestly be word Tuple I'm gonna say this is where two people oh great because this one is very specific okay even your husband won't know I don't think so wow what is the name I can't even read it what is the name of the competing movie that Shane
went up against in 2014's the chair I just watched it like not even a year oh my God [Applause] [Laughter] how the [ __ ] did you remember that That's crazy that's insane did you recently watch it too no I've never seen it actually I just the TV show not the movie the TV show the TV show I saw the TV show is good it's really good thank you yeah um girls you have only two left fears and Pet Peeves in literature literature this is a good one what is the name of Jared AKA upwards
first rap album that's all Sandy I am music yeah that's it That's it where you around you know what I mean like did you know him when he released it yeah I was there at the release of album release party yeah yeah um okay we are at girls seven boys four we only have a couple left boys take the category literature or it's all relative literature what is Sandy's favorite kind of alternative medicine you have to think about it acupuncture is that a medicine that's only a Question I didn't answer not true not right no
favorite type of alternative medicine it's a suppository remember chamomile wow a tea you guys are dead in the water it's like yeah yeah okay hold on you do have a chance for a bonus point do they should we get a bonus point if they wait wait wait okay it's a kind of a tea that I got her think very vague and big Drinks our favorite is dream [Laughter] ing it's like yeah yeah I'm gonna give it the point plants and herbs herbs that is Alternative Medicine by definition I guess we got Chris's biggest fear in
the same way so it's fine yeah okay hold on thank you he did say spur Luna which is it's like a plant Okay a bonus Point can you name one of her doctors oh yes I can what's this thing instead of the acupuncture person what's his name Terry James [Applause] we're so close we have girls have seven and boys have six no they don't yeah they have four before we started this round we gotta bonus points that was two Terry Chang well then we get the bonus point for our Last round it's okay we like
a challenge until they lose unless we lose fears and fears and pet peeves girls what is my biggest fear me leaving the house don't I didn't submit that answer but that is I'm just saying you're lying if you didn't say that okay but why would I say that um we need another hand I was gonna say ghosts don't leave the house there's too many ghosts again uh okay I'll be okay I'll Give you a tiny oh should I not give a hint you have to you gave them 500 hints to get to the last one
okay you're not completely wrong but why would I be so afraid of you leaving the house you don't want me to die car accident yes I knew that why am I happy because I'm being raped so it's easy really that's more of a fear for you than a plane yes anytime I hear an ambulance or anything like after you leave the house I'm like oh my God I Have to call you and be like hello are you still okay wow you are going to be my mom as a parent my mom called me every single
time there was an ambulance growing up yeah yeah okay so we're at six for boys and eight for women and we got a Bonus Point too so there must be a bonus point on this one all relatives oh there is a bonus Point okay the last question of the game this is oh I'm so excited okay get this we win no you talked and then there's a tiger How many YouTube channels does Ryland have damn girl oh three oh three bonus can you name them all oh that's so cool well isn't that what I'm doing
yeah Ryland Adams uh-huh Ryland Vlogs Simpson [Laughter] wow oh my God we're tired uh worth it's the Sip podcast with Ryan Adams and Lizzie Gordon so you didn't get it right Oh okay here we go what is in America the average size of a flaccid piece such a weird okay now it's gonna be a blank point blank blank inches that's so so three numbers 3.5 inches 2.58 inches three Point what a dick move why are you gonna do that damn dude you would say 3.67 2.89 Okay so we're going with Price is Right rules so
you can't go over the the dick size so it's whoever got closest under the dick size I hate that Chris Might win oh I think this sucks okay yeah Chris that was addictive and the winner of the game is because the answer was 3.61 inches and Chris was the closest without going over at 2.89 but that was the closest technically but I'm shocked that it's that big soft because how big is so that means the ticks are growing on average like two inches when they're hard I guess two and a half we don't gotta make
this [ __ ] calculus dude it says the Average oh my God you're right the average five penis is 5.16 that's five wow I thought five five three point six one when you really think about it like even if your flaccid Dick is like really grower and flaccid if you like push around and like whatever and like actually stretch it it's like I'm a three points um all right well that was fun I feel good about that good job you guys hey welcome back and look it's daylight Outside I'm filming this before three in the
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sleep and I will see you later bye [Music] okay now it's time for my favorite part of the show and this one is very exciting because we have some very good Voicemails we're doing the viewer section where we uh answer your guys's emails and um voicemails and I still don't have a name for this I think it's too big for a name you know generalizing all right so our first email is from Kimmy and this is very exciting uh she wanted to let us know that she just graduated from Cal State Long Beach she's looking
right we have a college graduate and the audience very very Exciting wow congratulations very cool guys um okay this next one is from Caitlin all the emails said was Jared and Sandy so um there it is and I was like you know what wait yeah I could see it so I think a fat guy with a beard well thank you Caitlin I mean Sandy's looking good though yeah okay and then Elisa sent us a picture of her in the merch and she says she loves the Podcast she's been watching for over seven years I guess
not the podcast but me so thank you so much Elisa and here's pictures of her rocking the conspiracy merch wow she makes that merch look good wow and then um we got an email from Emily where she said she has a new ick unlocked um it's similar to something we've experienced recently she said her new ick is watching people try to get onto pool floaties oh Oh my God and I remember last time you guys were here I forced you guys to get on the pool float that we have in the middle of the pool
because I was like oh no it'll be easy just jump into the middle and then you did and then you gave us a false sense of confidence that it would be easier than it was yeah for sure I wouldn't say you forced I mean for I I feel like it's very hit or miss with people you know they either get on perfectly or it's there's a massive fall I was very excited very deep if you think about it until I jumped on I felt like I just wet myself and I sat in it for like
20 minutes and then I jumped in it and completely flooded it and felt exactly like I wet myself I felt like I was in a wet bed and then fun fact uh we had to get naked to change and rylan's Mom saw my left butt cheek she walked in on you what she walked in on me changing yeah and they mysteriously disappeared for about 30 minutes I came out and they're telling rylan's family about it and I was like no she didn't see anything she didn't see anything and you're like no she did I'm like
no she didn't and then his mom walks out and says I didn't see anything it's like obviously oh yes okay let's do some voicemails here we go Jason Shane Dawson podcast my name is Caitlin so I have a quick question um I was interested in getting my boyfriend one of those thrower Sweatshirts do it but the thing is I know he's a grower because I've seen it but like I don't wanna like hurt his feelings but I think it'd be pretty funny and like really cute if I got him a sweatshirt so how should I
go about it should I just like can't get him one and just hand it to him be like here you go or just like leave it as a surprise well thank you guys bye your merch is ruining lives however you do it we'd love to have you filming this is so Awful this is like the worst Trend that's not even a trend yet it's so awful like you're shaming right now yes you're shaming right now there's nothing awful about it this is how the beginning of a revolution feels I think okay no I understand the
same to him it's the like your girlfriend walks in with a present you're amped up you open it and it's like oh is this an insult is it a joke art I think it's educational it's Amazing I think it's educational everybody loves an education it's normalizing something that maybe that man his whole life is felt a certain way about right or maybe it's like saying here Empower yourself yes you're a grower yeah I actually think it's positive I think it's a great gateway to have an educational conversation but you don't have a grower I guess
it depends okay my last piece my last sentiment okay it depends on how uh Uh outwardly like obsessed you are with the growing penis like if you've like made off comments about it before it's like oh it's kind of small when it's not hard you probably shouldn't be surprising your boyfriend with grower merch yeah you could grow if you're giving them grow or merge you got to be very obsessed with the grower and yeah yeah all right moving on uh I just did the psychopath test on my Husband and he guessed it right immediately oh
[ __ ] I don't know if he's gonna kill me or if I should divorce him divorce him uh I'm scared help bye I love that she ran to the other room to call a podcast voicemail when she's dealing with a psychopath who's probably looking in her windows at night okay here okay first of all girl we're with you but no I mean being a psychopath doesn't mean you're gonna you know you're not gonna kill someone if You're a psychopath I mean some do maybe but maybe ask him two more you know also maybe if
he is a psychopath he might become a good CEO and make you guys a lot of money for you and your family there you go yeah he also might not be a psychopath right because no those tests are 100 accurate what are you talking about get him some grower merch think about that question right it's over baby he's definitely a psychopath 100 oh my God I'm so excited speaking of psychopaths so this is the fun new segment that is really just a rip-off of am I the [ __ ] from Reddit but this is a
segment because a lot of the people watching are women not excluding the men today's uh today's new segment is called am I a [ __ ] am I a [ __ ] for that yes okay so I have some different voicemails and we're gonna listen and their question is am I a [ __ ] I mean you made them question That hi so I just saw your Instagram story and you wanted a story about asking if I'm a [ __ ] so I'm currently in a relationship right now um and I used to be a
cam model and my boyfriend doesn't really like that but I want to do it again because the money's so good or like be a stripper or you know be a bottle girl or something but he doesn't want me to but I'm thinking about applying and going through with it without telling him am I a [ __ ] let me Know okay love you guys bye it's a [ __ ] move I don't ever like I don't want to say someone is a [ __ ] but like that's active that might be acting like a [
__ ] just tell him because you know you keep it a hundred oh you know don't be a [ __ ] I agree you gotta tell the guy the [ __ ] move is doing it behind his back I think you can do it you just have to be Forefront about it because what's the next move he finds out and you lie which is a [ __ ] move right or you know you You [ __ ] hurt this guy's feelings and who knows just be honest Sandy as the woman in the room I I
agree I think you have to be open and honest with it and then you can tell them hey I want to do this I want to be a bad [ __ ] and get that paper you know what I mean positive but yeah enjoy the club um yeah but I think just being open and honest and communicating the the Positive yeah yeah and once you get the money from being a cam girl buying some grammars just bonus advice maybe reassure him uh why ever he doesn't want you to do it which probably has a lot
to do with maybe some insecurities whatever he doesn't agree with it you know if that's part of it reassure him that uh it's not gonna lead to you doing anything shady or nothing like that I think that's what most guys are worried about and you gave three options I think You should say I'm gonna do one of them so which one do you find I would say don't strip yeah right why uh unless it's like a really high-end Club you know what I mean danger zone just go right to porn or whatever that's usually what
happens the camp girl strippers only fans porn bottle service is a good compromise for to be with somebody who doesn't want you to do anything yeah cardi B went from stripping to being cardi B oh there's Nothing wrong with stripping but I do see how like in a relationship you could feel a certain type of way about your partner stripping at it yeah I feel like strippers watch shout out I think there's a chance though like a lot of people don't want to say these things to their significant others because they're significant others already made
it feel like it's not a safe one also who knows if this if she has goals as a couple or just to her personally financially you Know I think talk about that and I think the only [ __ ] move here is doing it behind his back because then you break his trust we all agree don't lie lion is a [ __ ] move um okay we have one more and this one is from a male [ __ ] okay this is an am I the [ __ ] basically um back in like August or
November I went on a date with this guy who literally did not have a tooth like he was toothless like he had to wear a Retainer that had his missing tooth in it it was so weird I'm confused I I ghosted to him like am I the [ __ ] yes yeah I think so bro yeah dude okay listen one tooth missing is so like I feel like I've seen so many people with the retainer with the tooth on where do you think it was is he talking like front tooth does it matter no one
of my favorite girls that I follow on Instagram I know who you're talking about based Off of what you just said and she pops out her dentures and she's like yeah I don't know that's the thing and then she goes and then she pops him in and she's like yeah I'm a baddie Baddie I'm gonna pop them out it's iconic losing the two things that hard too like that guy you could walk into a you can get punched tomorrow and lose a tooth and that's what everyone's gonna drop you on your date that's [ __
] up that's a dick move could also be the love of Your life and you're writing him off because there isn't a tooth there's always fix it you can get one veneer you know it's like I don't maybe I don't think you're uh very secure with yourself to a degree if you're not willing to be with someone just because of it too so maybe do some inward work and don't be a dick maybe he's a teeth guy um okay we're gonna take a quick little break And when we come back we have 90 snacks that
are definitely gonna kill us and conspiracy Corners here in a second hey okay I promise I'm almost done interrupting I know this is annoying although wait looks like a candle let's like set the mood I want to tell you guys about my sponsor today and that is oops I just broke something and that is rocket money the candle has nothing to do with this why am I doing this sorry it just smells in here so yes if you Don't know what rocket money is let me explain it it is incredible it has saved my financing
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gonna do in a minute is we have a part two to the Fruit Roll-Up Tick Tock hack that changed our lives Sandy was not here for this so basically you take a fruit roll-up you unwrap it and then you put ice cream in it fold it and it turns into a hard shelled like amazing treat well part two of that is people have been freezing gogurts rolling it in the Fruit Roll-Up and it turns into a beautiful a Go-Gurt blazy a Gogurt Bliss what's nice and that what's nice about this is it's already like fully
formed For you to wrap yes okay so these are a little cold and Frozen so we're gonna warm these up with our hands yeah just a little bit and while we're warming these up I have our second snack I'm so excited I can't believe I found these Pepsi came out with Pepsi clear oh yeah is it these are from Canada and I guess Pepsi in Canada did a limited release in 2022. so these only expired a year ago so it's not too bad That's Crystal Pepsi wow very excited about this smells like Pepsi smells like
mine had no Fizz when I opened it it's only a year old I feel like it tastes like Pepsi it's like flat like on a serious tip I guess I don't know really wait wait but if you close your eyes it tastes like soda to me it tastes it is just Pepsi but it's clear that just shows you what the [ __ ] are they putting in Pepsi yeah to make It that brown it doesn't need that color I do wish I was experiences so were they just hope because it's hard for me to taste
it taste it I think it's flatten yeah and then they'd spend less money on food dye whoa conspiracy hey girl whoa okay because I know food does cheap but when you're doing it producing it at such a mass volume I'm probably gonna low-key throw up because my cap it looks Brown what like My do you see it no it looks it's brown is it not brown shove the camera I don't know I don't know I can't see it it looks discolored well these were from a very um reputable girl in Canada [Laughter] Canadians would never
try to poison us they're so sweet I will say though mine didn't when you know when you opened up something for the first time and it breaks the seal mine didn't uh There's some random send us a bunch of Pepsi that's clear and we drink it are we gonna die yeah okay so here we go well first I guess we got to open up the Fruit Roll-Up yeah strawberry I would do this guys as a technique I'd start here and I'd start pushing and then I'd gradually just go down it's always good to start pushing
this is I think this is oh yeah oh here she comes wow it looks so good I think mine's too Warm oh [ __ ] okay here we go okay yeah I made mine a taco look at that wow uh oh I have sensitive teeth so it kind of hurts oh you don't like yogurt it's very cool it makes up like so chewy that it's stuck in all of my teeth yogurt sucks no eat the yogurt bites I don't hate it when you bite into it's almost like I would imagine biting into Glass Tater feels
like okay but it's good um okay I have one more food item but it's also kind of not a conspiracy I would say it's more of a myth I could eat I guess our first myth Theory yeah okay so there is a myth that you cannot drink an entire Lacroix or bubbly water without burping well I hope you enjoy oh yeah we're all gonna have to chug it as fast as we can well at least It's really cold because that makes it easy okay we could have got like room temp levels this is a challenge
unto itself I got a bottle of water earlier like a 16 ounce and I dreaded jugging next to the gas station and I got to the point where I could barely breathe and I spit like half of it up on my shirt it looked ridiculous oh I hate these you suck these are holes yeah right you steal Them every single day well yeah because I put my little like flavoring it and then I go to the fridge and they're gone and it's like the flavoring in it it's not illegal yes okay fine that helps but
it's a bunch of carbonation of course you get a burp well but there's a theory that what is the theory yeah you can't do it without you you can't do it without burping can I do it with a straw of course I don't want to mess up my lips carbonation sure but we have to do It as fast as we can and we have to see if if any of us cannot burp the whole time this is gonna be disgusting for everyone listening so some people might jack off to it I would oh [ __
] chairs cheating I just jumped a bunches pouring it out you can't drink without spilling all over yourself all right all right three two one you can't really chug them [Music] it hurts my teeth Everything there's no way you can chug it dude this is it right now and I'm pretty proud of myself for that this is a nightmare I totally why does it burn and that's part of what makes them fun like there's a tiny a million tiny bubbles blowing up in your throat I like to like push the bubbles up against the top
of my mouth and let it burn how about this so if you keep it in your mouth it's Good can we add that if it's in your mouth this sucks oh my God I'm pushing it down suck this sucks we're gonna have such bad stomach aches and have to fart if we don't burp oh my God oh my God it's like right here I thought we could hold it mine's like right here oh there we go who's left his left I haven't done it I'm still left I feel like that was it you're out You're
out there there it is Chris is the winner oh my God gross that smell like puke do you guys have baking soda uh yes yes you should put a little bit of baking soda in a cup with some of that and chug it dude you'll burp Your Brains Up wait let's do it no you eat that well we're gonna fix him somebody put him over a few moments later chug it it looks like combo okay just Chuck it all in one Simple I'm gonna get shot if that doesn't make you burp you're like not human
if that doesn't make him burp we're gonna do more things [Laughter] well keep us updated let us know throughout the rest of the show uh if you feel a burp coming I hope you do oh my gosh wow um okay let's get into conspiracy Corner okay this is what I just found out about and I can't believe I never heard about this this is so Smart okay there is a theory that you know when you go to Best Buy or any electronic store and they have all the TVs on display and how the cheaper TVs
like look kind of worse like the picture quality is worse there is a theory that the employees are instructed to go into the settings and make the picture look worse so that you buy the more expensive TV so this is really a cheap trick because it's telling you before you buy the cheap TV go play with the settings Be like can I get the remote play with the settings and see if it's actually a shitty TV yes guess how much I paid for a 32 inch smart TV with Netflix and everything like that how much
32 inch we recently had to get a new I'm 99 that's pretty close 105 bucks can you believe it or what that's it 105 bucks and I will tell you it's worth 20 bucks picture ain't all that great it never connects to the internet why did you get that because I just Thought I'm sure it's good you know I'm not going to spend another fifty dollars for a name brand right if I could just get this one but uh it's proven to not be great because it's gonna be pretty important though to me not to
everyone yeah no it is Shane's utmost priority in the house I would say it's also Jared's I don't think it is I was just feeling real Frugal in the moment all right no I I get it oh okay this isn't a theory I just forgot to say This in earlier in the podcast when we're talking about 90s food so I still want to say it so did you know that the co-founder of Ben and Jerry uh Ben Cohen has no sense of smell and no sense of taste how is that crazy I think he goes
off of mouth feel that's why all the ice Ben and Jerry's are like crazy like weird chunks pictures what that makes sense I knew a kid growing up that had no sense of smelling he would eat anything wow yeah he would eat just Straight mayonnaise out of the jar like he couldn't taste anything but he could only send the texture of wow he's really messy um okay oh speaking of 90s we have this was sent in by AJ so uh AJ said hey so I was watching an old Care Bears tape from the 90s there
are certain things hidden in this Care Bears tape help so if you can see cupcakes Okay so AJ uh thought that they looked oh that one come on I look like Hearts or vaginas dicks oh what the tops of dicks just the tip oh wait what I thought we were looking at these things on top of a dick with a heart in the mouth Yes I was seeing the hearts I didn't see the dicks you don't wow your minds are in the garden you guys loved it you see a vagina more than a pain you
don't see a [ __ ] oh there is look at him those ones yes and they're coming at the same time look at That big old one in the middle that pointy one okay yeah so that was uh that was a Care Bears anyway so yeah there's penises okay I have a Mandela effect so I got a lot of emails about this one it's kind of dumb but I'm gonna do it because it is a part of the early 2000s so it goes with our theme today yes L Woods in the movie Legally Blonde just
seen it for the first time so good okay what color is her car that she pulls up in when she Comes to Harvard gold first for some reason my brain's like pink or like just black or something I don't know okay I'm gonna say white well the car that L Woods pulls up in is black so you were right but everybody thinks it's pink I mean look at people are renting out pink cars to be L Woods they're having pink car parties where they're all L Woods in the pink car and that's how everybody remembers
it but it was platform that's crazy I think it's Because everything is so pink in the movie that you just assume isn't there too is it always black I don't know well in the second movie she was running for president I think and I think the car was blue and maybe they're like okay combining Barbie things because they're both like right what is the thing in that movie that that like the dance or something like that snap the Ben and then I remember that bro that was funny Snap okay so you know a few episodes
back when we were talking about Jenna Ortega we're talking about Jenna Ortega and we're talking about how she manifested being in Wednesday that clip that went viral um so I got a bunch of emails about this there was a clip from 10 years ago or more of Tom Holland and this is what he said what kind of superhero would I want to play maybe maybe Spider-Man in like 10 years time get ready for the reboot Of the reboot the reboot of the reboot if they made one how old is he what manifested it gosh these
people's manifestations work so much better than he also somebody asked him with his celebrity crush was back then and he said Zendaya you're no kidding away with her I know I need to talk to this man I was eating everything he wants I don't know if I said his whole thing wow good for him good for him good for him maybe just crazy and That's all he ever cared about is him die in Spider-Man well it works for that the best Spider-Man um okay this isn't really a conspiracy but it goes to the 90s theme
and I thought it was kind of crazy and Jared you probably already know about this because it involves prison so now that you okay okay but she just know a lot about prison so in the 90s see-through technology became like a thing right everybody had to see through phones and The TVs I finally had that phone yes and like little um cassette player so Jared do you know the reasoning for this do I know the reasoning why it's see-through in jail oh I guess I already gave it away I know because so you can't hide
anything in it as well yeah so what happened was phones TVs Electronics things like that people would bring them into prisons and hide things in them so then the prison started making it illegal and you had to have every piece Of technology be see-through so that they could see if anybody's hiding weapons or hiding drugs or hiding things inside of the electronics it's like backpacks nowadays yes so the companies would have to make see-through versions of their stuff TVs and phones and stuff and then the companies were like well let's just turn this into a
trend so we can just sell to everybody and make it like a 90s thing and it worked or maybe they were conditioning kids for prison Or that yeah and now it's making a comeback everybody's loving see-through again really I mean think about it you send your kid you know if it's a public school or something a big gated area with big buildings they get one hour outside they go home to a see-through phone oh you're saying kids are in prison already so yeah interesting um okay oh this is just kidding this is another thing you
know butterfly Clips like in the 90s very popular girls would put butterfly Clips in their hair okay so everybody have butterfly Clips right so this is something that I found out we were at the bank I don't know if you noticed this but the woman that was checking us out of the bank she had an orchid behind her and on the Orchid there was a butterfly clip yeah holding like the stem to the [ __ ] thing on the Orchid and I was like oh that's interesting it's like it works and it's Cute it's like
a little butterfly in the Orchid and then I was like wait a minute was that what those [ __ ] butterfly Clips were actually for and I Googled it and they were they're like four plants and then people in the 90s were like oh let's turn into a [ __ ] fashion trend because not enough people are buying our stupid Orchid butterflies no wow do you think Jennifer Aniston just put one in her hair and then everyone did it I mean maybe but but yeah I mean the Innovation of that I think it's genius I'm
not overly familiar with it but is this girl in the slide is that excessive or is that like is that how many butterfly Clips would be like oh yeah it's pretty nice chill I mean that's the vibe wow listen and I think that was kind of big on in my day you know what I mean when I was in school what would be like what you had to do was put them right here in your part put them right close to each other and like a little Bit far apart so it really wasn't doing a
ton but yeah wow we should figure out like we should look at a product that everybody's using for something and like come up create a new version for it and then wow that is an incredible because the TVs the butterfly Clips what's next that's crazy okay so this last thing I probably shouldn't just be throwing in like a podcast I feel like this is something that I really should do a deep dive on because it's [ __ ] insane have You guys heard of the arcade game polybius I probably pronounced Ollie Beast Olivia's polybius that
probably is what it is oblivious polybius no still no okay so polybius it's a 1981 arcade game that is a part of a conspiracy and an urban legend the legend describes the game as a part of government-run crowd-sourced psychological experiments based in Portland Oregon so what they're saying is in the 80s there was this game polybius and kids would play it and they Would get side effects they'd start throwing up they would have trouble sleeping they would start you know being hypnotized basically they'd have all these weird side effects and then the game just randomly
was gone and then years later kids would start talking about the game and everybody would be like that never existed what are you talking about but the kids that remember that game said yeah I would get sick I get addicted to it I was playing every Time you say sick or throw up I figured me too [ __ ] a Go-Gurt followed by swamin a Lacroix is rough on my stomach right now I'm feeling sick rough okay so a lot of them also remember there's been interviews of them growing up and they remember that they
were Man in Black like standing outside of the arcade they remember adults watching over them really weird so yeah they're saying that these games were created by the government as a way to Test psychological experimenting on kids like things that they would you know watch and get data from it and use it in mind control or other things that they were doing in the government which is pretty great can I ask if you guys remember that game I don't I don't remember it sounds like it might have been a regional thing to Oregon and Oregon's
pretty weird nowadays isn't that like that's their whole thing yeah Keep it keep Oregon weird or keep Portland uh weird so not to get too conspiracy about it but [ __ ] it why not I mean it's for sure real like Tick Tock obviously we talk about Tick Tock and how the fact that they literally are inside of your phone getting all your information getting your biometric data scanning your face or doing all these things getting your heart rate they're trying to see if they can get your heart rate from your fingers on the [
__ ] Screen like they're trying to get all this information Sandy shook I've never heard that one that was terrifying oh yeah like they want to track your face while you're watching the few page to see like if you're laughing now you're unloading yeah wow they're trying to do all that right like that is what they're investing in so it would make sense that back in the day in the 80s instead of phones kids didn't have phones they were all in arcades they were all playing They were all in front of that big screen playing
the games non-stop getting addicted to it so why wouldn't the government see that as the perfect way to get some data have you heard of MK Ultra oh yeah mind control right well it's when they basically they had a brothel and they would dose their water or their coffee or whatever with SD and people were jumping out of Windows and [ __ ] oh my going out of their mind but they wanted to see the long like What they could do to somebody under the effects of LSD so they do that the governments are [
__ ] like that so I can't imagine they don't like have an arcade thing we want to spray on kids yeah and it's not even just spying it's there's another article I read about it where they were saying they were trying to brainwash kids to want to grow up to be in the army or something which kind of makes sense because you started thinking about shooting games and you're Like damn shooting games really took over and every kid wanted to learn how to play shooting games and get better at it and then Time Crisis I
love Time Crisis right and then uh now not to I'm not like anti-gover whatever but I will say isn't uh the military they're like invested in film right in movies they pay for some movies to get like Top Gun didn't they invest in that movie like the military will pay to help create movies that are pro-military that would Make sense to make it feel cool to make it feel cool and stuff but also like you know it's like top of the world being a recruiter is like a job like it's a job for someone to
recruit people you know and like that's why they have to at the mall it's like real cool no vitro yeah dude have some pizza man this is all we do and hang out and then they recruit you and it's like what the [ __ ] I worked at them all and there were two recruiters that would go every time you Were of a certain age a newer guy they would like walk up and immediately try to retry really hard to recruit you and they tried to recruit me and then I was like I'm very gay
and they were like and I'm sure there's some of them that really feel like it's they're doing a service and they're good and they're just trying to see who's interested have you ever seen Top Gun it's like in Top Gun dude have you seen Top Gun you know uh well yeah so if you Guys have any uh history with polybius or your parents do or anybody you know let us know send me some emails because I want to talk to somebody who remembers that game because I'm very invested in this because it scares the [
__ ] out of me um you know what else scares the [ __ ] out of me your husband you rock hard giving us a wreak oh my gosh this is so inappropriate I can't stand just yet okay I'm so excited sorry this is the Last time I'll interrupt but I wanted to show you guys a new merch and I know it took a long time to actually get this going but we finally have farmer merch so this is the farmer crew neck it's like a forest green it has like the farmer University Vibe I
wanted to do a crew neck instead of a hoodie just to switch it up we have the grower hoodies obviously so oh I don't know if we're doing this but we should package them right like you can get a farmer and then Get your boyfriend a grower wait that's a good idea or listen if you're not in a relationship and you just like to farm laughs you know what I mean or do you I don't even know what I mean whatever farmer Merchant so excited and yes obviously I'm giving a percentage of Sandy since this
is her idea and yeah I'm just really excited that we finally have it and something we've been doing a lot on the show lately is zoning out and realizing that zoning out really is a Superpower somebody's talking about something that you don't care about or if you start fighting about the blue and black dress again and you're over it all you got to do is zone out so we have this purple shirt which says sorry I zoned out and it's kind of like 90s like vintage Vibes and then my favorite is this black hoodie that
has the same design sorry I zoned out and Yeah it feels very like distressed and vintage and I love it so yeah check out the Merch code Farmer for 10 off and uh yeah hopefully you guys like it and I'm really excited about it okay that's it I'm done I will leave you goodbye oh I'm sick on my face but you know what I'm not sick of this crew neck okay I'm gonna go oh [Music] you have violence recap on today's episode of The Shane Dawson podcast the couch crew is dressed as the cast of
Friends it was the sitcom laugh or Applause [Laughter] um oh Sandy's Back in the best turn of events Sandy is back starring svb rylan's rock hard Rachel um oh um Tom Holland is a time traveler Tom Holland news manifest like that man who got everything he wanted and more oh uh being toothless isn't uh is cool we're good with it oh you are in fact the [ __ ] if you leave somebody for Being toothless yeah hey dude we have fans that have graduated college that's huge Cottage members of the graduated coach everyone who's graduated
college our hats are off to you we also did learn the average flaccid penis in America is three inches and 3.61 3.61 inches get your measuring tapes out Vicky's on my butt enjoying of enjoying potential Affair news my mom has come on to Jared's naked body that was a weird way of saying it But I like it what does that mean I think she was meaning like she liked it and she wanted it yeah I've got Joey rock hard right oh uh Sandy's biggest fear is random people in her Windows oh whose isn't well it's
because I do it on as a joke right I don't know if that's a joke do you feel like it's a joke I mean I do after you're scared then you're like I laugh but then what happens when it actually happens well he's probably uh testing my reflexes Right exactly how are they pretty good it's better oh I was texting and Tick Tock food hack fails you should not wrap your Gogurt into a fruit roll-up yogurt blazies aren't the business and we have discovered you can in fact not burp after drinking a whole can of
Lacroix bubbly or any sparkling beverage nerd seems to be the cheat code butterfly Clip Clips oh yeah butterfly Clips are actually for plants and for hair breaking news butterfly Clips Originated for orchids and now girls are putting them in their hair and evidently wearing like 10 of them is a chill amount it's a Vibe it's like thirty dollars of butterfly Clips um uh what the [ __ ] did we do Care Bears I don't know what the new story about the game is oh the boys won the game oh my gosh in shocking cheating scandal
news the boys won on technicality of getting a bonus that wasn't actually True but we can justify it because Chris did remember Hollidaysburg oh oh right he remembered that was the whole winner of the game right that was crazy that's why I can sleep tonight knowing you won you can't hate on that oh right we all drank expired soda from Miranda food poisoning news Shane's getting us expired food off of etsy or eBay and he's trying to kill us oh please God tell me that wasn't enough Etsy was it We're running for the toilets after
this I gotta go [ __ ] [ __ ] and burp Best Buy their TV quality oh my gosh and a cheap Pack that Jared did not follow himself no what's crazy okay all right well thank you guys so much for watching today's episode of The Shane Dawson podcast it's because I'm a shower and I'm not a part of your [ __ ] community all right everyone go follow Sandy on YouTube yes yay on Instagram we'll have It all Linked In the description section below are you working on new videos yes perfect Perfection wonderful we
love to see it uh listen to this podcast every other week on all your audio platforms on YouTube as well we love you so much thank you for watching and enjoying our show and we'll see you right back here in two weeks I'm Shane's show it's all of our shows oh it's called The Shane Dawson podcast I know I should change that to what I don't know Growers and Showers well there guys go hopefully enjoyed whatever the hell that was uh I did I think we had a lot of fun here we made a lot
of mistakes you had a cute little brother moment that none of us joined so what just now Chris Sandy and I were like out of the loop of whatever you guys were just laughing so hard about really I feel like everybody was loving it it was fun okay and uh we're gonna [ __ ] go right now Bye see you later foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music]