Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

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Visit him. He's having a good old time. I'm sure he loves doing that.

Just [ __ ]>> Wish it didn't piss me off. >> It pisses you off that he that he just checks out. What pisses you off?

>> I love it. I love that he does it. >> No, it's just art.

It's fun to,>> but it's like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is. It's like people know who you are, dude. >> You've been seen by millions of people.

You can't pretend you're this like anonymous backpacker anymore. You [ __ ] weirdo. He comes back.

My favorite was a couple years. He like when he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back. He like came back and we were like, "Oh, what's up?

Ari's here. ">> We talking about like, "Guys, you haven't seen me in so long. " I was like, I don't see any of my friends.

>> Yeah, you were saying like see everybody every six months. >> I forgot you left,>> right? I only see Norman every 6 months.

Maybe maybe a little more when we we get popping with Protect Our Parts. >> It's not the same without them. >> I know it's not.

>> I'm still getting drunk, but>> it's a little sad though. >> It's a little more pathetic. I'm drinking by myself.

>> It's a little more sad. I've had a few drinks. I had a a whiskey before a show recently.

I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day. >> But it's the most I've had is two. >> But the days of like drinking at nights.

>> I thought I had you last time we had the mother show. >> The problem is health. >> I I'm too interested in health.

I know. That's the problem. >> It's like the the price you pay is legitimate.

>> Yeah. >> And I'm I I'm too interested in health. >> You know, I do too much to stay healthy.

You work too hard to>> you get I'm getting old, dude. Right. I'm 58.

The the reality is like when was the last time you saw a really fit 78-y old guy. 78 years for me is not that far. That's>> Trump's jacked.

>> Bro, that's 2005. Okay. 2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor.

That's 20 years ago. Yeah. That's nothing.

>> That's like that time just flies by. All a sudden you're>> my age. >> Yeah.

Exactly. >> Damn. >> Yeah.

Exactly. How old are you now? >> I'm I just turned 38.

>> Yeah. See, so think of that. >> Yeah.

>> That's 20 years difference. You to me is 20 years. >> But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.

78y old guy is a dead guy. >> There's the difference. >> So I've been uh consciously thinking about that.

Like don't let it get away from you. That's the thing. Don't let it get away from you.

Like look at Jelly Roll. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] insane.

Incredible. >> Yeah. >> That dude just added decades onto his life.

>> Oh, for sure. He was>> dec. He was on his way out.

>> He was close. >> He was on his way out. >> Yeah.

>> 40 500. >> 40 lbs. Yeah.

>> Same talent dropped it too. >> Did he? >> Yeah.

>> How much did he drop? >> [ __ ] ton. >> Oh, no [ __ ] I haven't seen him.

>> Well, I think he did. I don't want to speak for I think he took one of the things like it was empty. >> Fine, man.

What do you whatever you need,>> bro? Just what are you doing? And he was like, I was going to die.

I was like, all right, fair. >> Yeah, you get too big and then he probably has sleep apnea. So, he ain't getting any sleep.

So, at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms. >> Yeah. >> And Sam,>> I'm going out from sleep apnnea for sure, bro.

>> I have to wear a mouthpiece every night. >> I wear a mouthpiece every night. >> I found a great pillow, too.

>> You think it hurts to die from sleep apnnea? >> Uh, no. You just choke.

You stop breathing. That's it. It's a wrap.

Probably didn't hurt at all. You probably just go in your sleep. >> Yeah.

So, what the [ __ ]>> I don't It's not the one of the worst ways. >> What are we talking about here? >> Listen, let it ride.

>> It's just the problem is you're going way too young. It's You're going because someone's killing you and that that someone's you. >> Yeah.

But>> see,>> a lot of football players get it. >> Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Reggie White died. >> They have giant necks. So, the giant neck when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in.

And then you got this big [ __ ] head and this big ass tongue and it just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness. >> Now you're talking my language. >> Well, listen.

For a lot of those guys, uh it's all preventable. You know, you could sleep with a seat machine, which sucks. >> Dude, my dad my dad has a sleep machine and he uh he doesn't [ __ ] clean it.

>> Oh no. >> He gets like eye infections. >> Oh god.

You just see him. He shows up with double pink eye. You're like, "Yo, what the [ __ ] bro?

" I tried that thing once. One time. >> How do you sleep with that?

>> Can't Can't do it. I I can't sleep with a lot of noise. I want to be able to wake up quick.

I wake up quick. >> That's funny. >> I'm one of those wake up guys like if my wife grabs me, she like if she has to wake me up, she has to like be kind of,>> you know, ready>> that I don't grab her.

Yeah. I I don't know why I've always woken up like that. So, I don't want any noise.

>> I listen to noise when I sleep. And then I I have that thought though. It's like if somebody breaks in.

>> I want to hear everything. >> Sure. >> Well, this is like I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs.

I used to have like multiple pitbulls. I used to have>> I Yeah, me and him both was sleep apnnea. But it's I wanted I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if like something was at the door like living by yourself in Hollywood.

>> I never lived in Hollywood but I lived in North Hollywood and then I lived in Enino and then I moved further out. I ke just kept moving further and further out. I even thought about Santa Barbara.

I'm like why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara? Get the [ __ ] away from everybody. >> But like I don't want a machine going Yeah,>> you can't you're not hearing [ __ ] I would be paranoid.

I'd be feeling weird. >> I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here. Who gives a [ __ ] dude?

>> He You got I've gotten sleep a I get sleep apnea when I'm hung over. That's when I get it,>> right? >> Like uh>> And do you sleep?

I've got it on my planes. Oh, I'm waking myself up. >> So embarrassing.

>> I had to wake this dude up and not wake this dude up, but tell him once, we're we're on a long flight like going to Europe or something. And this poor dude was choking so bad. He sat up and I said, "Hey man, you have sleep apnnea.

" I go, "Have you ever been tested for sleep apnea? " He was a younger guy. He was like in his 30s but real overweight.

And I go, "You got to go get tested. " I go, "You you legitimately have sleep apnnea. " I go, "I know cuz I have it.

" And I told him, I'm like, "You you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time. " I watched him. It was crazy.

>> I got to be honest, that's I mean, don't get me wrong, you did the right thing. But that would that would bum you out. >> Well, he was already friendly with me.

Okay. >> We were already friendly cuz he was like, "Hey, I love your show. ">> Waking up to like like a in shape dude being like, "You're fat.

" Be like, "Dude,>> I told him I have it, too. I have it, too. I was informing him.

I'm telling you. " I go, "It changed my life. " And I just told him, I go, "I got a mouthpiece that presses down in your tongue.

It keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's a game changer. ">> I go, "Dude, you'll feel so much better.

" Cuz I I watched you choke. >> Yeah. >> And so>> the mouthpiece is tough, though.

Like if you're laying with a your lady>> Oh, that's a problem. >> You put the mouthpiece in. >> Yeah.

And she go, "Well, hold on a second. >> All of a sudden, I'm hard. >> We should probably have sex right now.

" That>> take that mouthpiece out. Yeah. You got to take it out.

>> Go. Hey, baby. Are you awake?

>> It's just uh another thing is uh mouth tape. Have you ever tried that? Were you breathing out of your nose?

>> I got a deviated septum. It wouldn't>> You should get that fixed, dog. >> I'm never going to fix anything.

>> Oh, you should get that fixed. I got mine fixed. It was amazing.

I didn't get it fixed. I was 40. Yeah.

>> I had it my whole>> You just got a nose surgery? >> Yeah. >> It was awesome.

>> It was The result is awesome. I mean, I I gained like instantly gained like 10% cardio. >> Oh, damn.

>> Yeah. Cuz you breathe out of your nose now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever.

I broke my nose when I was five. I fell down a flight of stairs>> and then uh it was always crooked like it's like the bone got [ __ ] I got [ __ ] I probably should have went to a doctor but you know in the 70s they just [ __ ] dusted you off. >> Yeah.

>> So and then I broke my nose who knows how many times after that>> of course>> bunch of times. >> Yeah. >> The most recent one in my 40s I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu in my or in my late 30s rather.

I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu and it was [ __ ] pouring blood. I mean look bad though. No it's not that bad.

It's not flat. too much because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22 23. I did a little of it when I came to LA again.

I I did a little sparring but not too much. But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again. This piece of cartilage eventually collapses>> and then you get this like flat thing there.

>> Yeah. >> Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters. It really does.

It bums me out. >> I know. So sexist.

Uh it does comes out. >> Until you until you want to look pretty. You're straight.

You go, why don't you even look pretty? >> There's certain fights where women get like really badly cut and I have a really hard time with it. >> I know.

I should>> I mean>> where I don't have a hard time with dudes. >> It Well, it's hard to watch women get beat up. >> It is>> like the [ __ ] that Iraq video we were watching.

>> Oh Jesus. >> It's hard to watch. >> What are you doing?

Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman. Yeah. >> There was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive.

Like remember like even after he knocked her down, she she jumped up and tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back. >> She was very aggressive, but this dude beat the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] out of her. >> She was She did survive the round,>> I guess.

Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it? >> I think that I could be wrong. It looked like the second he was in his corner.

>> Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good. He wasn't good.

It was ridiculous. >> Also, he Yeah, there it is. Don't Jamie, don't make me watch this.

>> This guy's just I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy. And anybody who thinks it's not is just [ __ ] delusional.

The difference between a man and a woman is so big. Even like a a strong woman like Amanda Nunez, she probably knock out most dudes. But she's not sparring a guy her weight that's gonna go full blast.

It's that's [ __ ] Even like a big power puncher for a woman. It just doesn't compare. >> Oh, there that's the end.

>> That's horrible. >> That's crazy. >> Horrible.

>> But I think they were just in like Fallujah, so [ __ ] it. >> My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out. She used to she knock me out, dude.

Bro, I'm telling you, this girl could could knock a man out. Uh Tommy was always telling me how hard she hits those uh punching bag things. And he's like, "Let her hit your hand.

">> So I go, "Okay. " So I put my hand up. Bro, she blasted my hand.

And I went, "Whoa. ">> I was like, "That is real. " I go, "That's a real problem.

" I go, "Did she'll knock you out? Did not get in argument with your girlfriend. She's a big lady.

Not not like overweight, but a strong, stout lady. ">> I was shocked. >> There's girls out there that could flatline you.

But not that one,>> bro. How much would that suck talking to a girl? You're like, I this is my house.

I'm making>> She just [ __ ] crack. >> She chlores shields you. Just [ __ ] drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a a nice>> couple hammers on the ground.

>> Oh, [ __ ] that. >> Think of talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance. >> Oh my god.

>> A boxing stance. Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL? What's her name?

Dakota JVA. I don't know how to say her last name. Uh, I don't know.

She's from England. I don't know what her ethnicity is, but she is like most of her fights win by knockout. She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty.

She's real pretty and like slim and slender and she sounds awesome. >> [ __ ] these girls up. >> That's f these girls up like combin.

That's her>> combination. DTO. Say that name.

DVA. DVA. I don't know.

I'm probably butchering it. A lot of those names you you can't really pronounce them the way you read them. Like that.

That trips me up so hard at UFC weigh-ins. >> Like I have to write everything out phonetically. Just cut cut to like when she's Yeah, she's tuning up this girl.

>> And she tunes up all these girls. She's nasty, man. Look at that knee to the body.

Like>> And she's pretty. She's pretty. She's got a nice body.

If you saw her at a club, you would you would say, "Wow, she looks really fit. " Like maybe she's a CrossFit or something. >> Yeah.

>> You try to hug her, you get put in the clinch, get [ __ ] elbowed. >> Just [ __ ] up. >> Yeah.

But that video is wrong. The video in Iraq is just wrong. Don't do that.

>> Don't do that to that poor lady. That lady got a lifetime worth of>> She must have been talking so much [ __ ] that the whole Everybody agreed to it. >> Yeah,>> everyone agreed.

>> There's ladies like that out there. Just like there's guys like that out there>> for sure. You I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym>> for [ __ ] "Hey, I'm a [ __ ] street fighter.

They have no skills and some guy just [ __ ] talk [ __ ] to him while he's beating the brakes. ">> You can always tell though, just the way they move their feet. >> Oh yeah.

>> Like like kind of like on the balls of their like jumping around a little. >> Every punch they throw, they leave their feet. >> During the old days of martial arts, they used to people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar the best people there.

It would happen all the time. How what years are these? >> The 80s.

>> Yeah, that's cuz they were putting out those [ __ ] sick ass karate movies. >> Every single dude was like, "Hold on a second. >> Is that me?

" Yeah. >> Am I John Claude Van? >> I am that guy.

Well, there's a lot of like probably schizophrenics and delusional people. >> They'd show up at a karate school and just get [ __ ] up. It's horrible.

>> Having a manic episode be like,>> I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick. >> Horrible. Horrible.

>> Oh man. getting tuned up while you're having a mental break. >> You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break.

You're seeing elves and [ __ ]>> There's that [ __ ] elf right there. He's in the gym. >> There's a dragon hiding behind the quarter.

You just get punched in the face. >> Fight. >> Hold on.

The dragon's talking to me. >> He's got a trainer. It's a dragon.

>> You imagine being schizophrenic? Imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees cuz your your whatever is all [ __ ] up. And so you're just seeing things that aren't there.

>> No. >> Making connections that aren't real>> and you don't know. >> Kurt Manser is fired up.

Mezer is fired up. He'll get you. >> Mer's got a touch.

>> He got me at the holiday. He got me. >> He's got a touch of the skits.

>> He's fired up, dude. >> Bro, he is an uh an encyclopedia of conspiracies. >> Yeah.

>> You just draw go back to You remember that thing in the 70s? Oh, yeah. >> Yeah.

He'll he'll get it. He'll get it immediately and he'll tell you more than you know. >> He'll tell you too much.

>> He also talks about conspiracies with complete>> Oh, you didn't know this? >> Yeah, that's the best. >> There's never like there's a theory.

No,>> you didn't know. >> Yeah. >> And he gets over you cuz he's such a goon.

He like looms over you. He's this big [ __ ] dude. Giant eyebrows.

>> He's so [ __ ] funny. He's so funny. He's unbelievably funny.

>> He's such a character. Like, you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie. People are too over the top.

No, he's he's his comedy is>> Oh, yeah. >> Like my favorite. >> He's great.

He's a really great like uh he does the Jimmy Door Show and he he just jumps in with [ __ ] Jumps in. It's always like I'm always like watching this very serious thing. I'm like, "What the [ __ ]>> What the [ __ ] Mascara.

">> Mascara. He's come over to my house a couple times. He He likes White Claws.

He drinks white claws and brings his own and then he gets going. >> Yeah. He always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers.

>> Always two white claws. He's a two I call man. It's a good move.

>> He's such a character. He's always been that guy, too. He's so fun.

>> I had the worst one of the most embarrassing interactions with him. He just put out uh White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever. And then I saw him in LA cuz I I I was opening for like Big Jay at the store and Mezzer was there.

And I was like, "Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt. This is a big moment for me. " And I was like, "So, do you think when do you think your next special is?

" And he was like, "I don't [ __ ] know, dude. " He just walked away and I was like, "Fuck, I blew it. " There's so many of those.

So many I wish I could take back. >> Yeah, the meeting people for the first time being like super awkward. >> Oh, tell got me with a terrible one.

I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar. I just had a good set. Like I was feeling good and he was smoking a cigarette and I was like, "Can I get one of those cigarettes?

" And he was like, "No. " just walked right back inside. >> [ __ ]>> He thought you were going to bond.

>> Meanwhile, he only had four left. >> Yeah, he likes [ __ ] with people. >> How is he still alive?

Like, he's does nothing to take care of himself. How much How many cigarettes does Dave smoke? >> He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

>> He's He's alive through pure laughter. >> Yeah. >> The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.

I was I was so lucky to just be like because they would always put me with him at the end of the night. >> So I got to watch him for a few years and it was like my favorite thing. >> Oh, he's>> But if I he just would make fun of me.

He'd see me in the room and be like, "Oh, Shane must have had a good set. He's hanging out. ">> Shane, where were you born?

On the corner of AR and 15. He's so good. >> Yeah.

But he Yeah, he [ __ ] really makes fun of you. >> Oh yeah. You stand in the doorway and he's like, "Look at you, you fat piece.

">> I love what he does when he'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening acts on on the stage at the end of the show and just riff and just [ __ ] on them like>> it's hard. It's impossible to keep up,>> bro. Ian just gets Ian fire gets he is but he gets just steamrolled.

>> Yeah, of course. Yeah,>> he like knows Dave enough>> to like know what he's looking for with the answer. I don't.

So, I'd be in the room and he'd be like, "Jane, you look like a sex toy guy. What type of sex toys do you like? " and be like, "Uh, vibrators.

" You be like, "Oh, good answer. Fuck. " I don't know.

>> The the panic when you're a young comic of meeting like an established comic is very>> so bad. >> Very real. >> This type of year when life ramps up and demands more of your energy, more work, more plans with family and friends and holiday travel, all while it's getting darker and colder out, you can let it all drain your juice or you can get out ahead of it with AG1.

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com/joan or visit the link in the description to get started. >> Yeah, I sent uh I opened for Bert Chryser in Helium. And then at Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled and I was like, "That was a good show.

I should. " And he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, "You should open for me. " And I was like, "Fuck yeah.

I'm going to email this guy. " I emailed him like five times. The first email was like, "I think you and mesh together.

We should. " It was brutal. So then I'm talking Me and Stanh Hope were talking to him about it.

This [ __ ] still has the same email account. So he brought it up. He read the email in front of me 10 years later and I was like,>> "How does he still have the same email account for 10 years?

">> God, that would be>> You got any of those? >> What? >> Like when you were a young comic just saying there's no emails back then?

>> No, no, no. But I mean just like saying something that you>> nothing too bad comic and you're like>> one time at MTV John Stewart was having a meeting with this executive and I had just met John Stewart like the first time and uh so I went in to say hi. I went in to say hi to the lady and John Stewart was there and I remember saying hi to him like, "Oh, hi.

" And then I I remember I went I go, "Wow, you got a great view. " I looked out the window and I knocked something over like a [ __ ] statue or some [ __ ] and I had grab it and pick it up. It didn't break and I put it back.

I'm like, "All right, I'll just get out of here. " I just felt like such a [ __ ] clumsy dork>> cuz I had to look out the I had to say something nice like, "Wow, you got a great view. ">> Yeah.

>> Knock this [ __ ] thing over and just like, "Oh no. ">> Yeah. Knocking something over that.

>> Like, why did I go back there to look? If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be>> Everybody be like, "Man, that guy was cool. Guy was cool.

No, he had to go to the window. Knock,>> bro. That haunted me for years.

>> I think about the knocking that stupid I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, "Oh, no. ">> Yeah, it's terrible. I had one uh I went to see Soders's he filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly and I had just done a showcase with him in New York.

Like I was like really excited that I did a show at the stand cuz I it was like the first time I ever did it and he was on the lineup. So we're standing in line and I was like, "You think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy? " And my friends were like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

" And I was like, "Dude, I'll kill myself. " Like right away. I was like, "I'm so sorry.

" You think I should tell like the people the security that I just did a show with them? >> Oh, it's funny. It's really embarrassing.

>> It's It is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally friends with all these guys. >> It's totally normal. That's what's weird.

>> Like if I see John Stewart now, I give him a hug like, "Hey, what's up, dude? " It's like it's totally normal. He's just a person.

When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like when you're young, it's weird. >> It is. >> Takes a long time before it stops being weird, too.

>> That's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do. So, I'm always like, "It's all right. ">> You know what I Like the first time I met Norman and List, it was after a show and I was standing next to him and I was like, "You guys," it's funny, you guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts.

I listen to you guys podcast who the [ __ ] are you? >> Yeah, it's brutal. >> I mean, there's no way to be comfortable.

>> How can you be? You have to go through it. >> If you don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable.

You're going to be weirded out. >> No way around it. You want them to be your friend.

>> Oh yeah. >> You know what I mean? You want them to like you.

They have no idea who you are. You're like standing next to them. >> Yeah.

Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then it gets, you know, there's levels of weirdness, you know?

Like sometimes I've been I mean here talking to someone. I'm like>> that's [ __ ] Quinton Tarantino. Like how weird is this?

I mean sitting here talking to Quinton. Like there's certain guys that never stop being weird. Yeah.

It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous. >> Yeah. Mine's always athletes.

M>> it's always an athlete that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way. >> That's interesting. >> How special they are.

>> Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me. >> Yeah. >> I couldn't even talk.

>> It was [ __ ] recent. It was crazy. He's handed he was hitting batting practice before Phillies Yankees and he saw me.

I didn't know he knew who I was and he like looked over before he like was entering the cage and he was like, "What's up? " And I was like, "Oh shit. ">> And then he got done and he walked over.

He's like, "What are you doing back there, big man? " And I was like, "Oh, dude. " Oh,>> you were hit him.

Oh, yeah. He's a horse, dude. >> Yeah, it's a big>> Yeah.

You have no idea. I was uh full panic in that. >> That's funny.

>> Full panic. And then I think Yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did uh nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings. >> Jeez.

>> Okconor had nine seven hot dogs before the first pitch. Then he passed out. He didn't have any beer.

He fell asleep for a whole game>> just from the hot dogs. >> Seven hot dogs. And we were with my buddy H.

Foley and he was getting other food. >> He's a big [ __ ] guy. >> Other than the nine hot dogs.

>> Nine hot dogs was the challenge. >> I watched him get a [ __ ] cheese steak>> and nine hot dogs. >> How big is he?

>> He's as big as he's a big [ __ ]>> Big as it gets. Is that about>> I feel bad. I love him.

>> But for real. >> Jeez. >> He's about as funny as it gets, though.

>> Nine hot dogs and a cheese steak is crazy. >> That's a lot of volume. Just like the sheer mass of it all, you know?

>> Yeah, it was terrible. >> You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror, you're like, "Oh my god, I'm [ __ ] pregnant. ">> Yeah.

Every did it last night. >> All those plates stacked up on top of each other. Lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing like the last few days.

I don't think I'm going to stick with it. Today, I kind of cheated. I had a little bit of fruit.

But so last night I went to uh the uh>> if I had a little bit of fruit I'd be like I'm I'm the beacon of health. It's crazy. I had [ __ ] fruit today.

>> You don't eat any fruit? >> No. >> No vitamins?

>> I I take vitamins. >> You take vitamins. What are you taking?

>> Uh right now just D, B, and C. >> Okay. >> Now I got some zinc and magnesium in there.

>> You should go to waste. Well, and you know what they'll do? >> I did.

They gave me some [ __ ]>> But they'll give you one based on your blood profile. >> They did. They did.

They'll mix it for you. >> Yeah. Oh, it's the best.

>> It's great. >> You don't have to think. >> Yeah.

I went to ways as well fully going, I have to have diabetes. >> The [ __ ] as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got the results. I was in the green room talking to Simpson.

I was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right? He was like, "No, I just have diabetes. " I was like, "Fuck, I definitely have diabetes.

" Nothing. >> Wow. >> It's a good result.

>> That is a good result.