20 WOMEN vs 2 SIDEMEN: MARLON & LACY EDITION

Welcome to 20 versus 2. We have two Americans, Marlon and Lacy. They will both have to agree which of the 20 girls they would like to say yes and no to. >> Bring on the first girl. >> Here we go. It begins. >> How you doing? >> Hello. Hello. Hello. >> Um I'm Ruby. I'm from London. I'm 25. >> M 25. >> How many inches are those heels? >> Like six. >> Six inches. >> Good size. >> Why are you worried? >> No. Got it. So, we can still go out with heels. Shit, I'll wear

heels, too. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> I'm saying yes. Yes. Beautiful eyes, by the way. >> Thank you. >> Beautiful everything, as a matter of fact. >> Thank you. >> Hi, boys. >> I'm Meg. I'm 26. I'm from West Yorkshire. >> West Yorkshire. >> I like that accent. It's nice. It's very nice. Yeah. Yeah. >> Speaking of me, the style a little bit. No, >> it's got to be No. Yeah. >> Take it. >> Oh, my least favorite bitch. >> Keep walking. Yeah. >> Keep walking. [Music] >> I'll kill you, Dad. >>

What? Whoa. You'll kill who? >> Right. >> I have Tourette's syndrome, so I promise you. >> Holy fuck. You just scared me. >> Oh my god. I thought my dad had Threatened. >> Oh, fuck your dad. >> You're going to fuck my dad. >> Well, if if you ask nicely. If you ask nicely. >> What's your name? I'm Anita. >> Anita, nice to meet you. How old are you? >> She's the goat, man. Fuck. >> I'm 35 and I'm from Devon. The >> fuck Is 35? >> I That's experience. I like >> I like that.

I like that. >> I like that. >> You know what? I'm going just go straight for the question. If you're in bed, >> how does that really work? >> It's like, oh, fuck daddy. Like, look back or >> fuck off. He's off. If he's bad in bed or she, then I would be distracted. >> Bisexual. >> Mhm. And uh if I'm distracted, I'm more likely to tick. So you'll only hear me tick if you're bad in bed. >> Oh, really? >> If you're bad in bed. >> So she's really enjoying the strokes. She'll she >>

How come? Whatever. How come you're ticking more when I talk? >> So I also have a spanking tick. So don't bend over. >> A spanking tick. [Applause] too far. Luckily, [Music] [Laughter] >> you kiss you. Kiss you. >> It's very dangerous. >> I love you. It's a yes. >> I want to marry you. >> It's a yes. >> It's a yes. >> Yep. See you soon. >> I want to marry her. >> I want to marry shit. >> You know how interesting life would be. >> She won't do it. Her first line was, "I'll fuck

your dad." >> After their decisions have been made by the boys, the girls can pick which one of the two boys they want to date. But the Simon will be in their ears to guide them to true love or disaster. >> Hello. >> Hi. >> You look like somebody. >> Do I? >> Yeah. And your voice is like soothing. >> Oh, >> I'm 23 and I'm from the world. >> Where's the whirl? Yeah. >> Oh, she looks like something from Harry Potter. >> I love the walk. Love the hair. >> The wamping world. The wamping

world. >> Hi. >> Happy Tuesday. >> Happy Tuesday. That's a saying. >> I'm Jeff. >> She said Jeff. Jeff. >> My name Jeff. >> I'm 28 and I'm from London. >> London. Yes. No. I'm sorry. I Happy Tuesday. I'm Jeff. >> Wow. You're you're an you're an asshole. >> Oh, so I'm an asshole now. I'm a fuck. >> Hey, I just said no. >> Hi. How you doing? Hi Georgie. >> How are you doing? I'm How you doing? >> She going to crash into the co. >> Good shit. Stumbling all across. Look drunk. She staggered.

>> What's your name in in Asia? >> I'm Georgie Bara. I'm 27 and I'm from Kent near London. >> You're staring at me. >> Listen, it's a yes for me. It's a yes for me, too. >> She just got her tits out under that. >> Yes, for me. Yep. You're good. You're good. Her tits need falling out. You're good%. We'll see you in the next one. I'm catching them all. It's falling out. >> What's going on? >> They almost popped like >> Wow, she's a ball of energy. >> Wow. She's two balls energy, matter of

fact. You know, >> hello. >> Hi. I feel like you'd like put like a snake in my bed or something. [Music] >> Oh, what the fuck? >> Yo, her tongue split into two. Wait, that means that both of us >> say Yeah. >> Oh, my fault. They be quite close together, wouldn't they? Yeah, you you be touching me to that point, bro. >> Uh, my name is Laney Aisha. I'm 30 years old and I'm from East London. >> So, how'd you get is that like a thing you were born with with your tongue or Is

that >> Don't run with scissors. >> I like her. That's a yes for me. That's a yes. I like you. >> Big yes. >> I Everything [Music] >> How you doing? >> N you know what? You are beautiful. Gorgeous. Actually, >> no. My parents come from Brazilian Portuguese. >> Portuguese over like this for lacy. >> One, two, three. >> Yes. >> Absolutely. That way right there. >> We'll see you in a little bit, though. That's for sure. >> Give up, man. Give up. You might not. >> You won't. >> Hi. >> Hi. My name's Bella.

I'm 25 and I'm from London. >> I really like her. She seems sweet, gentle. You're a gentle girl, aren't you? >> I can be. Okay. What the fuck? >> Well, I can't get to know. >> You a gentle girl. That's what I say. You a naughty girl, aren't you? >> All right. I'm sorry. >> Sorry. That's weird. That's a weird thing to say. >> Oh, no. >> I'm sorry about that. >> I'm sorry about that. >> It's a yes for me. >> It's a yes for me, too. Yeah. >> See you later. >> See you

later. >> You're a naughty girl, aren't you? >> How you doing? What the fuck? >> Whoa. >> Oh, what's your name? Where you from? always like bounc. >> I'm 23 and I'm from London. >> Wow, you are something. >> Thank you. >> You are a lot. Matter of fact, >> I'm kind of matching the outfit to the feline. >> The cheetah pants. >> Wa. >> Wa. >> Yes. >> Thank you so much. >> Yes. >> That's all it is. >> No questions needed. Big yes for me, Too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You What the fuck? Jesus.

>> Yes. >> Yes. >> She turned around and bounced twice. >> That's all you need to do, bro. >> That's what guys did. Shoot their cock. >> Yes. >> What the fuck? >> Yo, get on the spot. >> What the fuck is that? >> Oh my god. >> Okay. Uh, do you speak? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Oh, you are a girl. >> Yeah. That's what you're done. >> Oh my gosh. >> A furry. >> I want to put you in doggy. Who is that? >> Oh no. >> No. No. >> What the? >> Yes.

You said yes. I respect it. >> JJ, who is that? >> I have no idea. >> Is it hot in there? >> Fuck me. Yeah. >> Fuck me. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you a lot. Matter of fact. >> Oh god. You're like a surprise card almost. It's like a pack you want to open. Just rip apart. >> Yes. Yes. >> What did he say? Yes. >> Wa. >> Can I film that tail? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Shit. >> Wa. >> That looks crazy. >> What is this? What was it like? >> It was nice. Saw

furry. N. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> All right. She's through. >> Whoever's in that thing is through. >> What? >> Oh, we're giving you >> I just get friend-zoned by a furry. >> You fucked her tail. And I got a I got a handshake. He did fuck. >> Hi. >> How you doing? >> Hi. >> My Where's the fucking thing? >> Yeah. Be careful. Where's the fucking thing? >> My name is Laura. I'm 22 from North Yorkshire. >> The Yorkshire ones today. >> A lot of people from North Yorkshire. >> What? >> What?

Uh what's the two three on your jacket for? >> Oh, well, I don't know. I'm 22, so I'm lying. >> Also, we're lying about age now. >> No. >> Yo, fuck no. >> It's a no. I'm sorry. It's a no. >> Okay. She does have blue eyes though. >> I don't give a fuck. Uh, >> hi. I'm >> too and I'm from North Yorkshire. >> Well, what's the >> What the Nice to meet you for your >> I like your pants. >> Thank you. >> I don't. >> No. >> No. >> You don't feel >>

Hi, boys. How you doing? >> Hi boys. >> So my name's G Zeno. And if you don't know, get to know. >> Your name's Cheese. >> G Zeno. >> G Zeno. They got to say >> G to the E to the E. >> She raps. >> You know what Zenchenko is? >> Don't have any left. >> Zenchenko. >> Zenchenko got a mean fucking left foot. >> It does. It fucking does. >> Do you got a good left foot on you? >> I've only got a right foot. Sorry. >> Fuck off. >> No, I'm not even

kidding. No. Oh no. Off the promise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Up the promise as well. Oh, I said no. >> Hold on now. >> I swear I've met you before. >> Never. No. Never met you before. >> Why is she leaning so far back? >> So, my name is Daisy. I'm 23. >> How'd you acquire this build? >> You have a face I wouldn't be able to forget. So, I'll tell you that. >> Oh, that's an automatic. >> That's an automatic yes for me. >> Yeah. No, I I need to talk to you later. I need

to talk to you. >> Oh, I will. >> Hello. Nice to meet you. >> Nice to meet you. I'm Rihanna. I'm 22 and I'm from London. >> What do you do for a living? >> My umbrella. Ella. Ella. Yes. Yeah. There you go. >> I didn't like it. >> He can't sing, by the way. I sing better. >> I didn't like it. >> Under my umbrella. >> Go on, lazy. >> Oh god. Hell no. >> I like your voice. >> Appreciate that. >> What? >> It's a no for me, obviously. Yeah. I don't care. >>

I'm vetoing this. Yes. >> Let him. >> Good man. >> Let him. >> Okay, fine. You go, I guess. >> I'll talk to you later, Rihanna. >> Hi, guys. >> Are you a dancer? >> No, I'm not. >> I saw the tutu. I thought it was like a ballerina. >> It's called a skirt. >> Yeah. >> This guy. >> He knows what it is. That means he's been around a lot of girls. >> Oh, >> I'm celibate. I've been c about 6 years. >> That's right. >> You've been celibate for 6 years. >> Yeah. 6

years. Keep that a temple. You know what? A temple. And then I would love to invite you to my temple and then go from there. Yeah. >> Sixth time he said that. By the way, >> it's a Hey, it's a yes for me. >> It's a yes for me as well. Thanks. >> Bye. >> A temple. [Music] >> Hello. >> How you doing? >> Hi. How you like it, too? >> You're from North London? >> I'm from South London, actually. >> Why you making that noise? >> Oh, yeah. My name's Sim. Get to know. Get

to know. >> I'm I'm an East boy person. >> Sh. I like you. your skin tone. I like your hair. Like, you know what I'm saying? You look good. >> Yeah. No, it's a yes for me, though. You look beautiful. Yeah, it's a yes for me. >> It's a yes for me as well. >> Yeah. Can I give you a hug? Is that possible? The >> hug strap. >> I just want to feel. Okay. What the fuck? Like, that was not for you, bro. >> It's a yes. >> No. Lego Facy, by the way. >>

Oh my god. Big Bomba, how you doing? I'm doing good. How are you? >> How tall are you? >> I'm 5' 10. >> Yeah. You know what? That don't even matter cuz I'm 6'7. So, it's like >> you have very big personalities. >> It's a big yes from both. >> Big yes. Yeah, >> it's a big yes. We'll definitely be seeing you. I'll tell you that. >> Yeah. Two yeses. Three, matter of fact. Shit. >> Hi. >> How you doing? Pleasure. >> Pleasure to meet you. >> Pleasure. Keep it just the >> very You're very

calm and like I like your energy. Yeah. >> Why is she so close? Why is she looking up like that? >> Like calming. >> Oh, >> why is she so close to them? >> Yeah. Let me show you your spot real Quick. >> Right here. >> I'm actually too close to you. >> No, I love being you being close to me, but I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. No, for sure. >> Just mesmerized. >> What's your name? >> Georgina. >> You're fucking funsized. Like you're funsized. You know what I mean? >> Fun size. >> Throw you up

in the air. fucking leave you to here like fucking fun sauce. >> Not very talk. You're not a talkingable, huh? >> I'm just asking for some more questions. Come on, give me them. >> No. >> Do you mean no? >> No. >> Why? >> Okay. So, basically, he he's a little He's a little acoustic. Um, what he meant to say is that it's a no because he don't really like your looks or personality. >> Oh, no. >> Or glasses or dress at all. Like, so really >> got to be Yeah, that's what he said. It

would be yes for me 100%. So, it's like >> it's okay. I don't really like the way you dress either. >> Come on. Come on. Keep it moving. Keep It moving. >> I don't like that slit in your eye either. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying, right? I know. That's what I'm saying. >> Oh, it's okay. I saw your head. Nice to meet you. I thought >> she told us she's ready to go anyway. Back on the tree. You go. There we go. Wrong way. >> Don't like the way I dress. What's wrong with the

way I dress? Huh? >> I love how you dress. I'll be honest. And I love your slit. >> Appreciate that. >> And I love your fucking eyes and your hair. >> Dang it. You're handsome. You look so What? >> That's it, boys. >> That's it. >> We did it. >> All right. Well, you're excited to see um them get to choose you. >> Oh, they're all choosing me. They're all staying. They're all choos >> and then who they want >> and then and then when they come one at a time, then they >> Lovely. Absolutely

love. Do you have any early favorites? >> I like the girl that that said she was going to kill and fuck my dad. >> I really like her. >> Is that what you're into? Yeah. >> Did you like >> I mean, she was funny. She had a good per she was jerking off on the thing. >> What about you, Mo? >> No, I like I like the furry. I like the furry. >> You like the furry? >> And now the girls have the power to decide whether they want to stay or leave. Let's see what

they do. >> Fucking nerve-wracking. How y'all doing? You look worried. Don't get worried. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay, boys. Close your eyes and girls, if you'd like to leave, leave in three, two, one. >> No one leaves anymore. Mar >> and Lacy. He's calling them. >> Hey. >> Hey. Oh, stay. Okay. >> Ain't no way. There's too many. >> There's too many. Yo, stay back, bro. >> I'm going have to >> relax, relax, relax, relax. >> Anyone else in the world would hate this, JJ? He lives for it. He lives for it. >> You're

gone. I'm sorry. >> You're gone, >> JJ. What the fuck? >> And you as well. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> bye, SL. >> Oh no. >> Oh my god. She said bye sluts. >> She's the best. >> I don't know how she >> Well, I mean, yeah, you are. >> I want her every week. >> See you guys. >> Oh my gosh. So, they're gone. >> Nice. Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you, man. >> Oh, bye. >> I don't think I don't think that was a tick. >> She looked her dead in the eyes and

said, "Bye, slut. Let's see who she picks. >> Who would you rather go on a date with? >> I'd rather go on a date with Marlon. >> Fuck. >> Fuck. >> Fuck off. >> Fuck. >> Fuck you, man. Why are you having to look like this? >> Fuck. You're actually >> Y'all match me up with Thanos. >> Who's going to say no to him? >> Yes. >> So, for this one, you go out there hyping yourself up. So much so, you spelling salts. your reaction and you're trying to get yourself amped for this date. >>

Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. Here we go. Let's go. Let me go. Let's go. Let's go. >> He's already high. >> Your time's coming, bro. Your time's coming. >> Hey, you know, you know, time to do some fuck shit on the mic. Like, uh, yeah. >> Hi. >> How you doing? >> How you doing? >> How you doing? What's your name again? >> Oakley. >> Oakley. Oh, that's beautiful. I like that. I like that. >> Nice to meet you. Yeah. >> I'm just like very like >> nervous. >> I'm nervous.

Like >> I'm trying to really like get my get myself hype right now on people. I know. >> Hey, do you have an energy drink or something like that? Like >> No, not on me. >> You ever had >> Bro, I heard you need some help. >> I got you the good stuff. Enjoy. >> Thank you. >> Beer 47. Unbelievably strong gym smelling salts. That fucking do the job, won't it? >> Yeah. Go on. [Laughter] Jesus. Oh, I'm crying. >> Shit. Should I smell it? >> No, thank you. >> I have one more time. Fucking

>> Oh, I'm sensitive. >> Thank you. >> Fine. I'll have to eat them. >> How do you feel? >> I feel quite relaxed actually. How do you feel? >> I feel good. >> Start overly complimenting yourself. >> I think I look good. >> I think you look nice. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think I smell good. Feet good. Tall. Handsome. Good features. >> Same. >> You feel like that too? >> Yeah, I feel like that. >> Feel like nothing. >> His face is like >> ask why her her hair is red. What? So, [Laughter] >> go

on. >> Yeah. Fuck you. >> Your hair is red. >> Why? >> It is. It's ginger. >> Ginger? >> Yeah. >> Why is that? >> Um, I was born this way. >> So, does does that mean your head hurts? Does that mean like your your head hurts? >> My head hurts is like what people would call a ginger if they don't want to say ginger. >> Is your head like on fire? >> So like does the light on fire or? >> No, it doesn't. >> So is that is your hair red everywhere then? Or >>

is that how you talk to? >> Um just you mind your business. >> Yeah, you keep that to yourself. >> Do some more sipping insults. >> I'm beyond I just get really nervous around y'all thing. That that's why that's why I'm asking like these fucking weirdass questions. Uh, another one. >> Um, woo. It's just like, >> oh shit. One second. >> Please cry. >> His eyes are watering. >> Fucking eyes after that shit. Third time smelling it, you know. >> Yeah. >> Shout give me pom pom. Give me pom pom. >> Stop. >> No. No.

>> He's just like like give me pom pom. Like just give me that pom pom. >> No. We're just nerving the fuck out of him. >> Take a breather. Everything's fine. >> Do you cry? >> He looks >> Yeah. After that fucking smelling all I do. >> Yeah. >> It's so sad. >> I'm an emotional man, you know? >> Yeah. I love emotion. >> He's coming. >> I need you to be a donkey, bro. >> I'm sensitive. >> Just like just like personally me when I get nervous like >> Yeah. >> He's so dumb. He's

not. I just like getting it out like that personally in my opinion. >> Yeah, it's quite attractive. >> Is it like that? >> I love that. >> You know, I appreciate that. >> Do it again. >> Again? >> Do it again. >> Oh, this is great. >> Ask her if she'll ride you like a donkey. >> Do you like donkeys? >> What? What did you ask? >> No. Do you like donkeys? >> Donkey? >> Donkey? Yeah. >> Uh, to be honest, I've never even seen one in real life, so I don't know. >> I can

be your donkey. >> You want to show on the back of me? I'd love that. >> Let's fucking do it then. >> Yeah, >> right now. >> Yeah, right now. >> Okay. >> No, wait. What? How's this working? >> Yeah. Fucking get on me back. Yeah. >> I I don't I'm scared if I'm >> No, no, you're fine. You're fine. If she Gets on, you got to just start crawling around and saying eh. >> Just like get on like this. >> Yeah. Put your legs up, love. >> I'm happy. [Music] >> Okay. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. All right. Okay. >> You're cheeky. Am I heavy? >> No. No. You come here. You want me to carry you in? >> No. >> None of that. I am scared of the embarrassment. >> So, are you okay? So, you think I would drop you? Is that the embarrassment? >> Show me your muscles. Let's see how strong you are. >> You want to see your muscles? >> Oh shit. >> Yo, he's just crawling around. There's no way. >> He's like half, man. >> I think of like one arm. Like one arm Like little flex like

you know what I mean? Like >> wow. >> Something like a little >> if she wants to touch them. >> You want to feel them real quick or no? Uh, you know, do you know what? I'm just going to let me imagination run wild. >> Oh, no. He's got to wrap up the day. >> Yeah. Wrap this up. Say you're boring. >> No, >> I think um >> you're in love. >> No, you poor girl. >> She's been fun. >> I'm in love with boring love. >> Oh, okay. >> That's fine. Just let him style

that out. >> So, obviously like this was very fucking boring and I love it. >> Oh, I don't know how this I hate these. Come on. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. >> How does she still want him after him Saying, "Eat off." >> Get in there. Yeah. Of course. Of course. Of course. Okay. See you soon. Okay. >> All right. See you. >> I'll take I'll take smelling salt with me. You sure you don't want to smell the whole one time? >> No. Thank you. Okay. All right. All right. Cool. Okay. Thank

you lots, love. >> All right. Love. See you later. >> Bye. >> Bro, I'm fucking sweating, bro. >> I can tell. >> I was fucking sweating, bro. >> Got you nervous. How did you find the date? >> Date was interesting. >> That's it. It's just interesting. >> Yeah. I feel like there's more to him than he gave me. >> What? >> I'd love to see a little bit more. >> He was on the floor being a donkey. >> Would you go on a second date? >> I would go on a second. >> That's not even

fair. >> That's not even fair. >> She would go on a second date. >> Nonsense. >> After acting like a fucking donkey on the floor. That's insane. >> I got to get picked this next one. Come on. >> It's coming. I'm going to ask you who you want to go On a date with. Don't say yet. >> Okay. I haven't got toothpaste around my lips, have I? >> Lacy, this is the one for you, bro. >> You got to pick me. >> This is you, man. >> Come on. >> Would you rather go on a

date with Marlon or Lacy? >> Uh, I'd rather go on a date with Lacy. >> Let's go. >> It's game time. Come on. >> Take a seat in my head now. >> He's been benched >> with this. I want you to throw up gang signs every time after every sentence. >> Every sentence. >> Every sentence. And then uh we're going to tell you a certain emotion. Every time you hear that emotion, you have to do it. So let's say you're just talking like happy. You're just extra happy. >> Okay. It's my first date. >> Come

on. >> Come on. Get your head confusing. Watch. >> Go get it. Lace. >> Hi. >> Hi. How you doing? >> I'm good. How are you? >> Have a hug? Yeah. >> Oh, you smell nice. What the hell did I >> What was that? >> What's that? >> What's that? >> That's my rap. That's what I That's what I It's my set. >> Yeah. >> How are you doing? You How you feeling? >> I'm okay. How are you? >> I'm good. You look great, by the way. >> Thank you. You like >> I just something

I just I don't know. Something about you is just pissing me off. >> Pissing you off. >> Yeah. >> What? >> I don't I think it's just the way you're Talking. But any skip past it. Where? Where are you from? >> Uh, Ken near London. >> Did you London? >> Is he just going to be fucking mean? >> I'm not being mean to you at all. >> Who you are? >> I'm not being mean to you at all. >> Pick the other one. >> Could I change my mind? >> No, you can't change your mind.

>> Why? >> No, >> because I said sorry. I >> You're fucking brave. >> I'm I'm sorry. I'm really nervous. I I I haven't really talked to a girl before. You can tell. >> You can tell. >> I'm a little shaky as you can see. I'm sorry. >> What is that? That's my set. >> Your set? >> Yeah, it's my gang. >> Okay. I don't like you anymore anyway. >> So, made my mind up about that one. >> Why don't you like me? >> Be really sad. >> Because you're rude coming here talking to me

like that. >> Fucking hell. >> Well, I didn't mean it in like a bad way. >> I actually thought I'd give you the chance as well cuz all the girls are Definitely going to pick you Marlon. >> Do you know what I mean? I thought I give the short king a chance. Do you know what I mean? >> Oh, the short king. I'm the short king. Do you >> angry? >> So I'm the So you're saying that you don't want to give me a chance and all the girl their girls are going to pick Marlin,

huh? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, I'll tell you something. You look like you should be out on the street. How's that? Huh? >> Yeah. >> That's rude of >> coming here stumbling, doing this, doing that. You want to talk shit on me this? >> Well, I got news for you. The other girls aren't going to pick Marlin. They're going to be picking me, Lacy. >> Okay, let's see. There was a bet going on out there. >> Just be really happy. >> I'm going be honest. I'm just happy you're here. I I don't know. It's something

I buy. >> Your smile is beautiful. >> Oh, wow. Hazel, you have beautiful eyes. Oh my gosh. I love your outfit, too. >> Thank you. >> What do you do for a living? >> Only fans. >> Sexual. >> No, no, no. >> Only fans, huh? >> Yeah. >> No, no, no. >> I bet I could put you in hella positions. >> Oh, I bet you could. >> Oh, I hate what you've done. I hate what you've done here, JJ. >> You ever heard of the Jack Rabbit? >> No. Who was it? >> The jack rabbit

is called quickstroke. So imagine I got you like >> No, no, no, lad. >> The jack rabbit. >> Hey, you're one of them. >> And then be apologetic. >> I'm so sorry. >> Oh my god. What? >> I'm really sorry. I I didn't mean to offend you or come out here and hurt your feelings or do any of that. I >> We're going to marry you. You're going to be proposed. >> I'm so sorry. Can you please forgive me? >> Yeah. >> Excited. >> Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. >> I don't

even know how to react to you. Thank you. Sorry, I'm getting really distracted right now. You're making me really You're making me really excited. Really excited. >> I don't know how to react to you. You caught me off guard. >> What do you think about me? Come on, be Honest. You can be completely honest with me. >> I don't like you at all. >> What? Not even a little bit. >> No, she's a ghost. >> Oh, come on. You >> had your 5 seconds of that. When I going to decide if you're electro or not.

Fuck that. >> Yes. >> I don't like you at all. >> Oh my god. >> No. We would be great together. >> No, we would not. >> Yes, we would. >> Angry. >> Fuck you. >> Bipolar. >> You. >> Fuck you. >> You >> double you. >> Triple you. >> You Leave. Leave. Oh my god. >> Just leave angrily. Just leave. >> Do you feel better now? I feel better. >> Oh, I feel better. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what. I don't feel better. I never want to fucking see you again. >> Bye. >> Oh

my god. Fuck you. >> That was crazy. >> What the fuck was that? What was that? >> No. No. Normal. Not angry. normal. I'm still angry. I'm still angry, >> dude. That was the worst ever. >> She was so mad. I don't like you at all. >> Oh my god. >> How did you find the date? >> Fucking awful. >> That's it. Full stop. >> Would you go on a second date? >> Absolutely no. Not a chance in hell. But thanks for having me. >> Yeah, she was great. >> Oh, she was so good. >>

She was actually hot though. Like she was like mad at you for real. >> Yeah, she was mad at you. >> I gave you a chance. >> You sabotaged me. >> Ladies and gentlemen, are you not entertained? Well, be sure to subscribe because we have even more entertaining videos coming up every Sunday. So, don't miss out. Now, let's continue. >> Moment of truth. >> Don't let me down, Rihanna. >> Come on, Rihanna. Who would you like to date? Marlon or Lacy? >> Uh, Maron. >> Hey, Lacy. >> Hey, you want an assignment today, bro? >>

Let's go. >> All right. So, >> don't start already, bro. No video. This isn't just a date. >> All right. So, with this date, all you have to do is say yes or no. >> Oh, >> that's all you got? >> Like, no introduction or nothing. >> No, not just yes or no. >> Hi, how are you? Yes. Let's see how powerful you really are. >> Hey, so you were the one who said no to me. >> No. >> Yeah, you did. >> No. Why did you say no? >> No. >> You trying to use

different variations Of no. >> Uh, yes. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> So, tell me more about you. I feel like I've told you about me. >> Oh, no. >> Okay. >> Mhm. >> Yes. >> Right. >> Yes. Yes. >> What? >> What? You want to suck yourself, bro? >> Yes. >> Huff. >> Wait. No way he saves this. No way he saves this. >> Quite weird. Okay. >> You're not even going to answer my questions? >> No. >> No. >> Yeah. Why not? >> Yes. >> What do you mean? Yes. >>

Yes. >> Yes. No. Is that what you going to say? >> Yes. >> Okay. Do you like men? >> No. >> Yes. >> Do you like food? >> Yes. >> Do you like me? >> Yes. >> Okay. You need to answer other questions than saying yes and no. >> Mhm. >> Where are you from? >> Yes. Yeah. >> I don't know if this date is going to go anywhere. >> Yes. No. >> I'm so confused. >> Yes. No. >> To you? No. >> At this point, no. >> No. >> No. This Dave is going nowhere.

>> Just fall on your knees and shout no at the top of your voice. >> No. I really broke your heart that bad. >> Yes. >> I'm sorry. >> Just keep saying no to yourself. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. >> Are you okay? >> Kick the chair. >> No. >> Oh god. >> Oh, that was close. >> Okay. You need to chill. >> Yes. >> You need to chill. Yes. >> Yes. What? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> You going to propose? >> Yes.

>> What's the ring? >> No. This is my ring. >> Yes. >> No. >> Oh, >> I'm not. I'm not. I'm sorry. >> All right. I think you can go. Just You Can leave. You've done it. >> Absolutely not. >> Is that it? No, >> no. >> You finally nerfed him. He's >> the only way. >> Yo, J, what the fuck, bro? >> Yes. >> Fuck you, JJ. >> Yo, no. She just kept saying no to me. Like, goddamn, bro. Like, what the fuck? Okay, well, I'll take it. I'll take I guess she still didn't

pick you, so I don't care. >> Yo, crazy. I guarantee they went out and asked her who she'd go on a second date, but she'd probably still pick you. >> How did you find the date? >> Um, bit weird. Like he just said kept saying yes and no. >> Well, no fucking shit. Like like >> and I was like, okay, this is not going To go anywhere. So yeah, absolutely not. >> Would you rather go on a second date with Marlon or go on a date with Lacy? >> Is that the short guy? >> Oh.

>> Um, yeah. I'll probably go on a date with him. Sorry, man. >> A short guy. >> Oh, please. >> Who would you like to date? Marlon or Lacy? >> I'd like to go on a date with Marlon. >> Don't worry, bro. >> You know what? No. Sit down. >> You go. >> Just be your Marlo right now. >> Adopt his personality. ran or a farm the whole time. >> Let's go. Let's go. >> Show her your six-pack, bro. >> Lace, you hear me, bitch? >> Mhm. >> They say, "Oh, you smell good when you

hug her." >> Marlin. >> Marlin. Nice to nice to see you again. >> Can I have a hug? >> Of course. Yeah, for sure. >> You smell amazing. >> Oh, thank you. Thanks very much. >> Take a seat, though. >> Just start talking to her. Hong Kong. >> How you doing? >> I'm all right. >> Where you from again? So, I'm from here. I'm from >> Oh, how you like it out here? >> Yeah, it's I mean I've I've always been here. >> Don't fucking sit like that. Sitting on the >> just home. You seem

very nervous. >> No, I'm not nerv I don't get nervous around girls. I talk to hella girls, so I don't really get >> Even though you said I was exactly your Type, too. >> You are exactly my type. You know that. Come on. You know that. You know that. >> I don't even fucking speak like that, bitch. >> How do you describe your type? >> My type I would say I love brown hair, bangs, pretty brown eyes. >> Thanks. Big bunda. A big bunda. >> A big bunda. >> A big what? A big >> big

bunda. >> Ah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> You have a big bunda? >> Yeah. >> I can take a look. >> Yeah, of course. I will. Because I'm a dancer, so she can't know. >> I'm a dancer, too, actually. >> Oh, it works. >> You ever seen You ever seen this move before? >> Mhm. >> No, no, no. That's not >> Okay. >> Yo, you little bitch. I'm a fucking sabotage this whole fucking thing. >> I don't think I have. So, you've done it the best I've seen someone do it. >> You know, you know, I

like your toes for real. >> I'm a ballet dancer, so I normally don't look at my feet. >> I do not say that. >> Listen, lock in, bro. Listen. >> But, um, yeah. What kind of dance do you Do then? >> I be twerking. I be twerking on Tik Tok. >> I be I be twerking on Tik Tok. >> Shaking ass. Really making it move for real. >> And show her. Get up and show her. Get up and show her right now. >> Nice. That's a little different to what I do. So, I'm like classically

trained. >> I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. Yeah. So, I basically poor >> guy. >> Get up and throw it. >> I was giving you a pass, but if you want to, then go. >> I'll be I'll be I'll be on a TikTok. You know, I'll hit a few moves like I just said, like this one. >> You that little shit lit a little dice rolling it. You know, I'll turn around. I really shit. >> Shake my shit. >> This is very impressive. >> I bet I can do it better than

you. >> Yeah, you can. You've got You're better at doing that kind of dancing, too. >> Appreciate it. Appreciate that. I appreciate that. I'm from Sweden. >> Yeah. Tell her about Sweden. And listen, your goal is to get a number. >> You ever been to Sweden? >> Never been. >> It's the most special place. There's good food, good vibes, great women. Let me tell you, I've been around out there. >> Yeah. Better women than you. >> It sounds like a great place. >> Honestly, better women than you, too. Cuz you know me, I I'm going

to be honest. I'm going to keep it real. I've been celibate for 6 years. But >> that's what I tell people. I lie about being celibate. I really fucked like last week. bitch. Fucking not. >> So, we're starting this on a lie already. >> Well, no. I'm just I'm being honest with you. At least, you know, I >> tell her I think you're fucking chopped. I think you're chopped. I think you're chopped. Say it then, bitch. >> I think you're chopped. >> I'm what? >> You're chopped. >> What does that mean? >> And tell her

that exactly what that means. Go ahead, man. >> You ever heard of a chopped cheese in New York? >> No. >> No, it's not that. It's not no fucking chopped cheese. It's that you ugly. That's what it is. >> It basically means delicious. >> Okay. >> It means delicious. >> Okay. I'm just kidding. You ugly. You ugly as fuck. >> Thanks. >> I had you for a sec there, huh? >> Now look, now tell her tell her I'm joking about all this stuff. I really Would like to get to know you on a deeper level.

>> I really like the connection we have. I think we have this dynamic of being able to joke around and be serious at the same time. I really want to get to know you on a deeper level. >> How would you propose that then? >> I'd say maybe I could take you, I don't know, on a helicopter. >> Okay. >> Over the city. >> And after that, we can go eat a dinner and have a little slow dance at night. We could go get a dinner, a little slow dance at night on a beach with

music playing >> and then shoulder and then get up and shower like this. I'll show you. Stand up. >> You dance, right? >> I do dance. >> Gosh, can I take you? >> Yeah. >> On a slow dance. >> Let's go, ladies. Let's go. >> You got to lead though, cuz I don't know. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'll lead. >> Is this >> What the fuck? What the fuck is that? >> You're not. >> If you looked uncomfortable before, you look more uncomfortable now. What if your left hip on your wall? [Music] Hit it

like this. Hit it like this. Ready? >> Why did he twirl? >> Spin me like that. Twirl. I like that. >> Sit down. Try and save it one more time. If you can, just walk out. >> You see a future with me or no? >> Um, >> I think you're a little nervous. >> Just trying out those eyes you have. >> Thanks. Well, you're the one with the blue eyes. >> Just start moing her. I have green. I have greenish blue eyes. >> Greenish blue in this light. It looks pretty blue from here. >> In

this light, it looks pretty blue from where I'm standing. >> Would you like to go on a another date? Get to know me more. Take me on this helicopter. >> Oh, yeah. >> Would you like to go on another date and get to know somebody? >> Well, I just I just asked you. >> I just asked you. I said Margo. >> So, this is slightly less attractive. >> No, I said Mog, not Mog. >> Slightly more immature vibes. Ah, I see what you're saying now. Yeah. No. Okay. Okay. I'm going be honest. >> Mhm. >>

You're not on my level. I'm out of your league. >> I mugg you. >> You're You're what? >> He's He's mugging. That is what mugging is. >> Yeah. Okay, that's fair enough. If you feel that way, >> this isn't mugging. Really? What is that? >> Okay. >> All right. Thank you for the slow dance. >> It's slowmo walking out there. >> This fucking show, man. >> Yo, I thought you said Mark. >> What does that even mean? >> Mark, like just >> No. No. That >> I thought you said Mark. I know. She asked. She

asked you on a date and you said I love her. >> She was feeling me too. What did you think of the date? >> Um, I think I was confused for most of the date. Um, I don't know whether was just a bit anxious or Yeah, things went on bit of a strange tangent. >> Would you go on a second date with Malon? >> Um, I don't think so. I think >> No, >> thank you. >> I twerked for her. Yeah, now you shook. That was a high point as well. Yeah. Oh, with the snake

>> with the two tongues. She got the two tongues. >> Who would you like to go on a date with? >> I would like them both, please. >> Oh shit. Wait. >> Oh shit. Okay. >> Can she do that? >> There's no rules. >> For this date, >> we want you to keep score every time you make her laugh. 1 z 2 0 3 0. That's all you have to do. And you're sharing the chair. Go. >> Okay. Fuck it. >> She doesn't look like the type to laugh very much. She looks serious as hell.

>> That's the challenge. >> Hey, hey, hey. >> Hi, boys. >> Hey. >> So, I don't know where you're going to sit. >> I'm a hugger. Hug on each other's >> laps. How you doing? >> You said on each other's laps. >> Yeah, if you want. >> I'll double that, actually. Yeah. >> Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course. Double that. >> Let's see here. >> Why did you choose both of us? >> Yeah, both of us. I thought it just be like a bit more fun for me. >> It's a split tongue, huh? [Music]

>> No. >> I mean, we've got the matching eyebrows. You're like really tall, so >> I appreciate. You know what? >> I couldn't choose. >> So, how old are you again? Sorry. >> I'm 30. >> 30. >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> What the fuck? What a damn. What a weird thing to say. Right. >> Right. >> I'm sorry. >> How old are you? >> Like four. >> One nil. I'm a funny asshole. Listen to this. One one. >> So, where are you from? >> I'm from London, East London. >> What's What is that? >> It's

a cobra. >> That's a spider. Oh, that's >> a cobra throw. >> Like, how old are you? >> I'm 22. >> I'm 23. >> Okay. >> You like growing shit. >> So, be a Were you born with that or did you snip that? >> No, it's a body modification. two two >> a body mod like a fucking Voxal Astra. >> Are those flowers on your breasts? >> Yeah. >> Wow. You >> Wow. >> 31. >> That wasn't even f That wasn't even Funny. >> Are you into like gardening? Is that the Is that like why

the theme is >> 32? >> That was mean. >> No, that wasn't mean. That was just me joking around, you know? That's how we That's how we joking. >> Uh is that on his Good. Sorry about that. Poor too. >> Tell her a joke. Tell her a joke. >> Listen, I got a joke to tell you. I Thought about for a very long time. Okay. >> Okay. >> What does the chicken say when they cross the road? >> Oh my god. >> Come on. >> Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. >> Okay. I got one for you.

>> 52. What does the gallon of milk say to the pasta before it's put in the oven? >> What? >> Intergalactic cross. >> I don't think I get it. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't use We're just so fucking compatible. It's crazy. >> 62. >> All right, guys. Just start fake scrapping. >> Yeah. >> Yo, can you stop fucking touching me? >> Can you stop touching me? >> I did. It's my fucking seat. >> Oh, it's your seat. That's why I've been on. As a matter of >> fact, get the fuck up. >>

Oh, what are you going to do about it if I do? What? What am I going to do about it? You get up. You stand up. You get up. You stand up. You stand up. >> Oh, you scared. >> I'll carry this. Are you scared? Stand up. Sorry. No. Stand up. Good boy. >> Oh, good boy. >> I'm a good boy. You're a little fucking boy. You're a little fucking boy. [Music] >> He's on his knee. >> He's not getting bumped. >> Stupid bitch. I'm just going to >> fucking idiot. >> Sorry about that. Now

you're good. You're good. >> Sit. Stay. >> What's your name again? >> A dog, >> bro. Just sit down, bro. Sit down. I I'll let you out of the chair. >> Start acting like dogs. >> It's so random. >> Are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. >> What the fuck? >> What did he do here? >> Good boy. Good boy. >> No, he didn't hear. >> No, he's done it on purpose. I think >> he's done. He done him in. >> I thought I was weird. >> Oh, definitely. >> Good. Good. Good. Good.

Hey, hey, hey. Careful now. Hey, careful. Careful. Careful. Good. >> Louder. >> Nah. Louder. Louder. Good boy. Nah. I think we're done here. Uh, so his earpiece fell out. That's why he didn't hear it. Thank you so much for your time. Yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you So much for your time. Thank you so much. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Can I come? >> Yeah, you. >> Oh, she left. >> Fuck was that fuck are you doing? Fucking bitch. My fucking tongue fucking curios. >> Fucking out of breath, man. >> All right. So with the

dog thing, you're both ready to do it, but your earpiece Came out. >> He said to act like a dog. >> You got confused. I was not good. He started doing that out of nowhere. Have him on a leash. >> How did you find the date? >> The date was kind of weird. >> No shit, bro. >> Uh, and who out of the two of them would you rather go on a second date with? >> I like the tall one. Uh, >> it's not even fair, man. >> They don't even remember your name. They just

say the tall one. >> Sorry, I've forgotten his name again. >> I think I have to go. >> Decide. >> Who would you rather go on a date with? >> They're both really lovely, but I think Marlon was giving me a bit more energy. So, Marlon, >> I can't, bro. >> Yeah, bro. I might as well sit on the couch thing, bro. >> Marlon. >> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. >> With this, whatever she says, >> tell her she's wrong. >> So, I actually tell her she's wrong. >> Just argue with her. >> Just disagree.

>> Or just constantly disagree. >> Where she from? South London. That's not South London. I know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Or if that's her name, that's not your name. >> Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Type beep. >> All right. Let's get it. >> Hi. >> How you doing? >> See you again. Yeah, I'm good. >> I see you again. What's your name again? >> Tyra. >> Tyra. >> How you doing? >> I'm good. How are you? >> Good. >> Good. Good. Good. How's your day? >> Yeah, it's been all right. It's been all right. Yeah.

>> So, um, where you like where you from? >> Like originally? >> Yeah, originally. >> Jamaica and St. Lucia. >> Really? >> Mhm. >> I don't think so. >> Well, I am. I don't know what to say. >> I think you're more like like South >> Oh, I Yeah. So, born and raised in South London cuz my grandparents are Jamaican and St. >> No, no, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't in North London. It was >> Yeah, that's why you you're right. You know what? I forgot I was born in North London and then I

was born in Brmley in Birmingham. >> She's just telling him he's right. >> Yeah. I was born at the same time. >> She could have Stepped into it. >> South London. >> Mhm. Ireland. Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Scotland. Yeah. >> She's on him. >> And what uh what music do you listen to? >> Uh I like old school R&B. >> The thing is I don't think you do. >> Oh, really? Yeah. You know what? You're right. What else do you know about me since you know everything? >> Oh god, what's his attitude? >> She's

on his ass. >> You got crazy I actually got crazy attitude. I'm not going to lie. >> Where I'm from, you know where I live. You know what music I like. What's my favorite color? >> Red. Duh. >> I guess it's whatever. >> No, it's not. It's blue. >> Yeah, >> literally blue. >> Ask her what she's passionate about. >> Uh-huh. And black and green. >> Okay. What are you passionate about? What are you passionate about? What's your passion? >> I mean, whatever I say. Are you going to tell me that? >> No. No. I

No. M. Whatever she says, just say wrong. >> I'm passionate about I like gaming. I like listening to music. I said >> that's wrong. >> Okay. So, >> you're more like a painter type of vibe. >> Yeah. I love Do you know you know what I literally >> Yeah. No, but seriously though, wait. Be quiet for someone second. >> When I was born, >> just keep arguing with her. >> Be quiet. >> I was born in a hospital. My mom told me the first thing I asked for was a pain. >> It wasn't It wasn't

even a hospital. It was literally a home bath. Like your mom literally fucked me. >> I was born in the ocean. >> It was one of those. She's not letting up a chance. All right, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've been trying. >> No, no, no. It wasn't ocean. It was a >> You know what? I've actually been to space. >> No, you haven't. >> I have. >> You literally have not. >> Cuz I was born there, too. >> Genuinely now. Like, for real. Okay. What is actually like your favorite color? Like seriously. Let's Let's start

there. >> Purple. >> No, it's not. >> Okay. >> What is it? >> It's red. I just told you that. What's yours? >> Red. >> No, it's not. >> Who are you telling me what I like? >> You like beige? >> I just said I like >> You like beige? That's your favorite color? >> I like blue. >> No, you don't. Where are you from? >> Uh, Sweden. >> No, you're not. >> Yes. >> So, who are you telling me where I'm from? >> You're from Russia. >> Yes. >> I'm from Russia. I'm from Sweden.

>> Okay. Now, Russia. Okay. What's your What's your hair color? >> Russia. >> Today is blown. >> No, it's not. It's literally black. I can see what's mine is blonde. No one's >> I can see that is that is blonde. >> All right, start saying everything's right. >> Let me be serious cuz we're being serious right now. Right. So, what do you like to do in your spare time? >> Uh, >> I like to play video games. >> What game did you play last? >> Uh, >> no. Call of Duty. >> So, are we done

telling each other? >> Yeah, we don't. We don't. We don't. We Don't. We're not. >> All right. Oh, she's mad. Oh, yeah. No, we're done. We're done. No, no, we're done. We don't know. We're not done. Now we're done. You told me we're done, but when I sit down, sit down. Sit down. No. Stand up. >> You got an attitude. >> No, you got attitude. >> I literally came in here and you just giving me all this. You were so nice in the first round. What happened? >> You're going through some things. >> You're right.

Yeah. >> I'm not I'm like I am. Yeah. >> Oh, she needs a hug. >> What? What's wrong? Talk to it to me. >> It's just like >> just like family things. It's just like it's too deep. I'm sorry. >> That must be tough. I'm sorry to hear that. >> I'm so sorry for acting like this. Like >> it's okay. I appreciate the apology. That's really sweet of you. >> Ask if she accepts your apology when she says yes. Say wrong. >> So like, do you accept my apology? >> I do. >> That's wrong. >>

Now sit down. Seriously. Seriously. Like sit down. >> Yes. >> No. >> Yes. Yes. I'm not going to sit down. What are you going to do? >> You got nice hands. >> Thank you, >> man. Of course. >> How is this working? >> Cuz he's still dropping game off. >> No, it's just >> Can we like start over like on a second date? Is that cool? >> Yeah, we can. >> We can do that. >> All right, Raphael, bro. You win, bro. >> All right. Can we hug it out at least? >> Of course. >>

Thank you so much. Okay, I apologize again. All right. I'll see you afterwards. Okay. >> All right. >> All right. >> How did that work? >> No, she she was close. >> She was good. That was sick. That was sick. She got you. She got you. She got you. >> You're literally unstoppable. But she Was getting hot in my throat. She's like, "Bro, no." >> How was the day? >> It was um interesting. He seemed a bit confused at first, asking me questions and when I gave answers, telling me what my answers were. >> Would

you go on a second date? >> I would, you know. Of course. >> Yeah, I can. >> Third play, bro. >> He's He's really sweet and he's cute. Do something. >> Yes, sir. >> Who would you rather go on a date with? >> Lacy. >> Bitch. You're a bitch already. >> Uh, we've got a pinñata for you. >> What am I doing with the piñata? >> Just say, "Let's break the ice. Let's play a game. You hold up in the air and say smash is open. If she misses and hits you, then >> get the

game, man." >> And then I think just goank. >> Maybe she could spank you with that. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> And it's so have fun with her. >> All right. Bet. Let's go, Lisa. Come on. Come on. Let's go. >> Okay. Question number one. What do you look for in a woman? >> Um, >> next number two. >> Absolutely. Go crazy. >> Yeah. Eliminate. >> Yeah. He's quite fit in it. I like the finger on the bomb. Hello. >> Hi. How are you? >> I'm good. Yeah, sure. >> Good. >> You see? Oh, okay.

I thought you see like spanking things. I thought we started off with a game. A nice little icebreaker. >> I love that. >> So, I brought a piñata and I want you to break this open. >> Okay. I'll hit your dick. >> Hit my dick. >> Just like this. >> You want me to hold it down here in my dick? >> Sure. >> I'll try not to hit it too hard. Okay. >> Okay. Yeah, go for it. Oh, wow. Jeez. Okay. Calm down, Anita. Okay. Yep. Yep. All right. I'm holding up here now. Okay. >>

Yeah. Break. >> Got good aim. >> She's having a bundle of fun. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. >> Yeah. Break it open more. >> Bend over. Okay. So, do I have to get in? Huh? Do >> you want me to bend over or I >> I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't have to drop the weapon. >> Oh, >> it's really strong. >> Oh, you okay? >> Yeah, I'm good. >> Okay. >> Okay. What do we have? >> What a bitch. Oh. Oh, >> you like the flavored ones, do you? Suck it. >>

Yeah, >> try your favorite flavor. >> You want me to try to suck the condom? >> Yeah, sure. I'm sure you picked flavors for a reason. >> Um, yeah, boy. >> No, we can't on camera. >> I'm sure you don't want to try it. >> I'm good. [Music] >> Finish it. Ah, >> finish it. >> Yeah, whatever you say. Yeah. >> Good boy. >> Good boy. >> Unreal. >> That does taste like pineapple, actually. >> Does it? >> It's kind of cool. All right. Well, that was nice of an icebreaker. Why don't you sit down?

Get to know each other. >> Okay. >> Have you ever been to the United States? >> Yeah, many times. >> Bitch. >> Why do you keep calling me a bitch? >> I don't know. You just bring it out of me. >> Do you think I'm a bitch? >> I don't know yet. We'll see. >> Uh, teach us some American slang. >> So, do you know any American slang? >> Not at all. >> I'm going to teach you some right now. Okay. >> Okay. Bitch. >> Um, that's got to be something that that's a consistent thing.

You've been You've been calling me a bitch. >> So, you How do I stop being a bitch? >> Um, I don't know. I I guess grow a pair. >> Work out. >> Okay. All right. I got it. All right. >> Is that the tick? >> No. No. No. That's how to say it. >> I'm going to teach you American slang. Do you know what uh the Huz are? >> No. >> Huz. It's like beautiful women. So like if you walked in, I'd be like, "Oh, look at the Huz over there." >> Okay. >> Okay. I'm

trying to think, >> bitch. >> You got to stop calling me. >> Bend over. >> Sorry. >> That seemed personal. You want me to Bend over? >> I mean, I wouldn't I wouldn't mind. >> What? What? How about you bend over? >> Not my thing. >> Yeah. You got to bend over. You got to bend over. >> So, you want me to bend over? >> Mhm. >> Okay. What are you going to do when I bend over? >> Nothing, unless you ask. >> She's got to spank you with the with the stick. >> Good boy.

Nice house. >> I want I want I want >> Nice house. >> Nice hat. Oh, thanks. You like it? >> Mhm. >> Nice. I want you to spank me with that. >> Okay. >> Oh, with aggression. >> It's like you've done that before. >> I have, actually. >> Oh, so you're into that kind of stuff? >> Well, actually, no. I have a friend who's a dominatrix and she taught me how to use all the different whips and all the different paddles. >> Okay. So, what would you Would you do Dominick with me? >> Sure. >>

Would you would you do Dom dominatrix with me? >> I don't know. I might have to go to the Corner. I don't know if I like the I don't like the turn. I'm going to stand in the corner. >> Ask her for some UK slang. >> Do you think you could teach me some UK slang? Sh. >> My first time in London. So if someone did something really really lucky, you could call them a jammy git. >> What? >> That's a good one. >> That's a good one. >> Jammy git. >> Like, oh, you jammy

git. >> Oh, you jammy git. >> Yes. >> Okay. What else? >> You could call someone a hussy if they were doing something slightly slutty. >> A hussy. >> Yeah, you you hussy. >> You little hussy. >> Perfect. >> Say, I'm a hussy. >> I'm a hussy. I'm a little hussy. I want to be your little hussy. >> Perfect. I want to be a jammy gate and be your little hussy. >> I want to be your jammy gate and be your little hussy. >> A crying word. >> Would you like that? >> You're cringe. Fuck

off. >> Fuck off. Fuck off. Sell out. >> Fuck off. >> I love you. You twat. >> You twat. Wait. So you just said you fuck. Fuck off. Flip me off. And then said you love me right after. >> Yep. >> Love you twat. >> So when you say those things, do you mean it or is it just >> No. With Tourette's, it's mostly not what you're thinking. I'm not thinking about cock. At least 70% 70% of the time that I say it, but I shout about dicks often. >> I want you to make me

your little hussy so bad. >> So, you said you think about cocks 30% of the time then? >> Yeah, I think that's about right. >> Me, too. >> Honestly, probably 40% of the time. >> That doesn't surprise me. >> All right, bro. Nobody told me. So, you said earlier that um >> dickhead. >> Dickhead. >> You said earlier that when you're very distracted in bed, your tick stop and then he just keeps going like >> Oh, no. When I'm very focused in bed, my tick stop. So, unfortunately, h it has been a bit crushing for

my ex when when I if I ticked in bed cuz it meant that I'd lost interest. >> Oh, so you have like most girls can fake it, but you can't. You have like a like a bat signal that goes off when you're just uninterested in the dick you're Getting. >> I if I'm not having fun, you'll know. And unfortunately, I do have a dick slapping tick. Um >> unfortunately, >> so if I was just standing in front of my dick out, you would just you just slap smack it. >> I like that. >> Only if

you were terrible in bed. >> I like that. >> I want you I want you to play a little Slappy slappy dick with me. >> Mhm. Little slappy dick, huh? Not not big slappy dick. >> The definitely little slappy dick. I'm medium little slappy dick if I'm being completely honest. >> The new rap name slappy dick. >> Honey, I don't even need a dick to be involved. I don't I date both men and women, remember? So I don't >> So would you have let's say we were dating. Would you have a threesome? >> We could

slap dick together. >> Depends on the >> We could slap dicks together. >> Imagine me and you in a bed. He stands up. We both give a double snack right on the dick. >> He's really into this. By the way, >> I could I could see it. >> That sounds like a plan. I think we should we should experiment with that. >> Fuck off. >> Okay, I I'll fuck off. >> Get out. >> Oh, you want me to get out? >> Yeah. Yeah, leave. >> Get out. >> Okay. >> What a bitch. >> New rap

name. >> I like her. >> Yeah. Yeah. I can tell you intrigue. >> She I'm very interested. Sweet and eat is the goat, man. >> Yeah, she's the goat. >> Were those were not flavored condoms, by the way. >> It tasted like straight lubricant. >> Oh, okay. >> What did you think of the date? >> Uh, he seems very stable, but a lot of fun. >> And would you go on a second date? >> Depends on what flavor condoms he brings next time. >> Oh, at least she wants you to bring. Yeah, that was a

yes. You'd love to see That. >> Hey, we'll take that. We'll take that. >> Okay. Who would you rather go on a date with? Um, if I had to choose, probably okay, Lacy. >> The short king. The short king. >> I'm not I'm not get it. >> I I've got a game without join. Let's go, Short King. You just go. >> You've been sabotaged so far. This is Your time. Go crazy. Go crazy. Go crazy. Go crazy. >> Let them know. Let them know. Hello. Hi. >> These chairs are so far away. >> I know.

We should move him closer. >> Hi. I'm a hugger. Hello. >> His mom is going to come out closer to you. >> Should we bring him a little bit? >> Yeah, let's bring him in a little bit. >> I feel like that's a little bit perfect. What was your name again? >> Uh Lola. >> Lola. You're very That's Lola. How old are you? >> I'm 23. >> 23. Huh? Sorry. I just want to be >> What about you? How old are you? >> Want to be even closer. >> Let's get in deep. How old are

you? I'm 22. Are you from London? >> I am from London. Yeah. Like outskirts of London. >> Have you ever been to the States? >> I've been to the States once. I went to Miami, but like I feel like I need to see more. You haven't really seen the States until you um >> Bro, what? >> Until you see like >> Jesus now. >> Vegas right now. I currently live in uh Los Angeles. >> Let's bring in the mom. Let's bring in The mom. >> Sick. Amazing. Lacy. >> Hi. >> Mommy's here. Hi sweet. >>

Hi mommy. >> My boy. >> Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi honey. >> Hi. >> Separate them. Separate them. >> You smash my mom. >> Oh yeah. I can see that's your gorgeous Me. My mom on the first date. >> Do you mind if I just move you over just a little bit? I just >> Were we a little bit too close? >> No. No. I just want to make some space. I haven't seen my boy for such a long time. >> Hi mom. >> How are you doing? for you.

Um, thank you. >> Sorry. What's your name, sweetheart? >> Uh, Lola. >> Lola. >> When did you get here? Mom, I didn't even know you were coming here. >> Okay, stop start stop judging her. >> Cute. >> Cute. I I like those shorts. Does she always do this? >> Um, >> they're very They're very short, aren't they, Lacy? Short? Yeah. >> I mean, >> I don't know. I could show you the back If you want. >> I can see if you want to see. >> No, no, I'm fine. Honey, quite enough. Was that too short?

>> I haven't seen enough yet. Mom very offended. Just >> I mean I could show you later if you like. >> You can show me as much as you want. >> Okay. Maybe just rain it in a little bit. Mommy's here, sweetheart. She's >> sorry. She's >> I could be your mommy if you like. >> Oh my god. >> Stuff for love. >> Oh my god. >> Lola. Lola. Like the song. >> Yeah, she was a show girl. >> Tell her to stop acting like a slut. >> You're very pretty. She is. But um can

can I be honest? >> Please do. Honesty is my biggest. I love That. >> It's giving a little bit I'm sorry, Lacy, but it's giving a little bit slutty. >> Sorry. I'm so I'm sorry. Sorry, Lacy. I'm your mom. I care about you and I I'm sorry, Laura. I got to see as I find >> I wear what I wear to make me feel empowered. >> No, that's good. >> It's not for men. She's for me. >> Tell her, "Hey, you've got to have a Look at my boys, Willie. It's so nice. >> You your

headlights are on." I know. I know. I can see what's going on here. And I know it's a little cool to hear, hama. >> You want to see his little chappy? You want to see his little chappy, right? Because obviously that's I'm sorry, Lacy. You know, you're dingling deserve. >> What do they call that in the UK? Willy, right? Willy Willy Wonka factory cock. >> Yeah. No cock. You know, all the above. >> Remember what happened? >> Oh, he won't be He won't hurt me. He won't. >> No, he Honey, he definitely won't. >> I'm

a redhead. Honey, he can't hurt you, >> Mom. He's a good mom. >> He's a good kisser. How the fuck does she know that? >> And that one just went by. >> I'm sorry, Lacy. I'm sorry. I'm I'm sorry. No, but he's good at other Things, I hear. >> That's what this >> That's what his friends say. Your special friends. >> Yeah. Anyway, >> I wish I was wearing a watch. How long has this been going on for? >> Tell her to leave, actually. >> Hey, honey. I don't sense any eye contact with me. Okay.

And I'm his mom. And I don't feel respect. I don't feel so I need to With you. And you need to go. Okay. >> She can stay. I don't I want her to stay. >> No, you can. >> I'm not leaving until Lacy carries me out of here. >> You can. No. No. No. No. No. >> She wants me to carry her out. Well, >> well, I don't know. Lacy, you want there for a day? Do >> you want this or your inheritance? >> I came here for a day. You know, >> inherited. >> Oh.

Um, I can give you some. >> Well, I'm just, you know, it's getting awkward. Yeah, I make good money. >> I bet she makes good money. I can tell how. I'll be your mommy. I >> I found a new mommy. >> Come on. >> I found I think I found a new mommy. >> Come on, baby. >> Yeah. Oh. Oh, >> okay. >> Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Okay. >> Dad's going to be so bye. >> Yo, that was fucked up. That was fucked up. >> She was feeling me. >> She

actually was. >> She was as though I'm not going to lie. You still got the W, though. You came out. Mom. She My mom thought she proud of the pinkies. He's not going to hurt You. >> He can't hurt you. >> How did you find the date? >> Oh my goodness. What on earth just happened? >> No, there's there's no way. I mean, he's so cute. I'm kind of I do want to be his girlfriend. I do, but I feel like if his mom is going to like like I've had, you know, some time to

debrief myself and I'm just thinking it's me or her. And when you're a Redhead that knows what she wants, it's always going to be me. Like there's no other option. Red hair's rule. And if you can't see that, >> it's you. Fuck my mom. Hey, mom. Fuck you. >> Oh my gosh. >> It's you. It's you. >> Oh my gosh. Thank you. I love you. Love that. >> I pick you. >> Cool. Should we have a kiss? >> Oh. Uh, not on the first date. >> Yeah. I was actually just about to say the same.

>> Okay. Well, >> I pick you. So, >> should we go for pizza or something? >> Yeah, let's do it after. >> Cool. Yeah, let's go. >> All right. Cool. >> Bye. >> Should we go get pizza? >> Fucking say this. She tried to kiss me. >> I know. He was like, "Oh, fuck no. >> Fuck no." >> She said, "I made perfect amount of money." Yeah, I know exactly what she does. I can tell everything about it. I could tell. >> Wait, this thing should be fairies for a day. >> No. >> So hot

in there. >> No. Do it in the winter. >> It looks It looks creepy from the side, You know. >> Yeah. I don't like that. >> Yeah. Creepy as shit. >> Please don't pick me. >> Who would you rather go on a date with? >> Uh Lacy. Oh, she picked you. >> Yes. >> Hey, go find out what's find out. >> Go find out the question. >> Actually, actually, >> no. Let's switch it up. >> Harry Re. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Harry's got some good

questions to ask. >> Just remember, speak clearly. >> I'll try. >> Hi. Uh, do you do hugs? I can. >> So, are you a furry? I'll tell you what else is furry. My bum. >> So, you're a furry? >> Yeah. >> I'll tell you what else is furry. My bum. >> That's That's really cute. I have a hairy bum. I like a hairy bum. >> Same. Honestly, I love hairy bums. >> Okay. You You have a hairy bum? >> No. >> You have sex in that costume? >> I do not. >> Everything is off. Booty

cheeks out. Everything. >> All right. I'll ask her. What's What's her What's her name? What's her dog's name? What? What's your name? >> My name's Riley. >> What's your dog's name? >> Uh, Choco. >> Choco? >> Yep. >> Feels racist. >> Feels racist. >> It might be, but you know >> what? >> What the fuck? >> All right. Um, do you get sweaty in there? >> Do you get sweaty in there? >> I do. I If I had balls through the floor, honestly. >> Just say it. Just say it. >> Well, if you ever need

someone to to Oh, never mind. That's grim. Never mind. Well, if you ever need someone to to to lick to lick the sweat, you know, just let me know. I can clean it up for you. >> You're killing me. >> Would you mind if I stroke your kneecap with the fur on it? >> Would you mind if I stroke your kneecap with the fur on it? >> Get over here. >> She said, >> "Say say, "Ooh, fluffy." >> Ooh, fluffy. >> All right. Say, "I'm a bit like a furry, too. When the full moon comes

out, I turn into a wolf. Watch me howl." And then howl. >> I'm actually a bit like a furry, too. When the full moon comes out, I turn Into a wolf. Ow. >> Is that sweet? >> Wait. Wait. Did you not like that? >> You didn't like that? >> I loved it. >> You seem taken taken back by. You're dressed in a dog costume and you were saying, "What the fuck to me? Help." >> To be honest, I just take pictures in it. People pay for it. >> People pay for it like that. >> Can

I pay Can I pay for it? Can I pay For it? >> What the fuck is going on? >> These are quite expensive, so you could always with all your money, you could just go and buy one. >> How much are they? How much are they? >> Uh, this one it was uh $7,000. >> What? You paid $7,000 for that? >> Is it made of real dog? >> Is it made of real dog fur? >> No. No. >> What the fuck? >> They just take a long time to make. >> That's pretty cool. >> That's

pretty cool. >> A lot of the fries are all really like fuck smart. They're so clever. Like scientists, all the tech. >> Is Jeff Bezos a fucking >> Why is he more nervous than the person on the day? >> Is Jeff Bezos into furries? >> Yeah, fuck it. Yeah. >> I feel like those clouds can really do Some damage. I can imagine him like scratching on my back, leaving marks. >> Well, when when you walk in this costume, do you go on all fours or are you a are you a a foot are you a

a biped? Come on, bro. >> No, I normally just take pictures. So, I'm normally on two or if it's hot, I'll just wear the hands and the head. >> If you've got your phone, take a picture of her like sneakily. >> And you sell the pictures basically is what you're saying. Like people pay for like a selfie in that. >> Yeah. I literally just They're all It's >> the least sneaky photo I've ever seen. >> Your fries are most of them are lovely, but you get the fucking You get the weird ones, you know. Come

here. Come and take that properly. >> Oh, do that. Do that. >> You think we can do a photo shoot real quick? >> I can. You want one? >> Yeah, let's do a photo shoot. >> Come here. Get your phone out. >> Okay. >> No, no, no, no. We're doing a selfie. >> Oh, a selfie. >> Yeah. Come on. >> Oh, all right. >> What is going on? >> I know. This is the best photo. >> Okay. Throw some gang signs with her if she if you will. >> Don't throw Don't us. What? >> And

then throw this up. >> If you're making me do something racist, I'm not going to be impressed. >> Racist. >> You said Choco's racist. >> That's not racist, but I am a racer. And then just run around circles going. >> That's That's not racist, but I am a racer. >> What the fuck is going on inside Harry's Mind? Oh >> shit. You like that? >> Be really proud. >> Call me the speed demon. I >> ask her if you were to be a furry, what would what costume should you wear? >> If I were to

be a furry, what do you think my costume would be? >> A worm. >> Say, "Oh, great. I can do the worm. Watch this." And be a worm. >> I can actually do the worm. It's funny you say that. Watch. [Music] That's got her. >> That's so good. You're so clever. >> That was good, right? That >> was so good. >> Well, this has been fun. Can I have one last big cuddle, please? And then I'll be on my way. >> Well, this has been fun. Can I have one Last big cuddle? >> Come on.

Oh, come on. That's how it's done. >> This has been a pleasure. Thank you so much. Goodbye. >> This has been a pleasure. Thank you so much. Goodbye. >> Thank you. What is she? >> What's she walking over? >> Is his dog? >> She said I'd be a worm. >> That was That was crazy. >> What did you think of the date? >> It was good. It was okay. He's a bit, you know, >> he's a bit I'm a bit dressed in a dark. >> You know, I was impressed by his skills and running and

the worm. It was okay. Would you go on a second date with him? >> No. >> No. >> Well, he he's a bit >> a bit what >> wormy? Different. >> I'm different. >> He's going to call you special. >> You're special. >> He's a bit special. >> I'm sorry. That was amazing. That's fucking That's everywhere, bro. >> Who would you rather go on a date with? I think I'm gonna pick Lacy. >> Go on, Lacy. >> Go on the boys. >> All right. All right. So, guys, as you can see, there is a button,

>> right? >> Every time we tell you to press the button, you have to swap out. >> Press the button and then swap. >> It's like tag team. WWE tag team. >> What happened there? >> It's cuz I was scared of buttons. >> Oh, yeah. And it's your job to have the Most fun of her. That's the challenge. >> So, I press the button when I want him to come in. We'll tell you. >> We'll tell you the most. If we're not feeling it, we we're not by you. We'll switch you out. >> Hi. >>

Hi. It's great to see you. >> Yeah. You want to be reminded of how tall I am? >> You were very tall. >> Did you just have to tiptoe? >> No, I had to tiptoe on top. >> Press the button. >> Oh, I love that. >> That was pink. You know, >> love I love this game. >> Hi. >> How you doing? >> Would you like a hug? >> Oh, please. Yes. Nice to see you again. >> Nice to see you. What was your name again? >> Ruby. >> Ruby. I like that name. My name

is Marlin. >> I got the impression you didn't like me cuz you were quiet when we first met. >> Really? Wait, so is can I ask you a question? Was that why you I picked him? Like cuz I was a little quiet. >> Yeah. >> Got you. So if when forward >> I have a hug. [Laughter] >> What was your name again? >> Uh Ruby. >> Ruby. Oh, okay. Cool. Farming. First mommy hearts. >> Okay, you're not going to leave me again, right? >> No, I would never leave you. I didn't even want to see

you go the first time. >> Press the button. >> Why did you [Music] >> Hi. How you doing? >> Oh my god. >> Can I have a hug, please? Yeah. Thank you. >> Just vomiting hug. Super nice to meet you. I'm Marlin. >> Nice to meet you. >> You know, so you didn't have a good like first impression of me, did you? Like >> he seems shy. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, you think he's more like bubbly? a little, but it's kind of my Perspective is changing a little now. You seem more confident.

He seems more nervous when he comes out. >> Yeah. No, I'm not really nervous. I'm just like happy to be here with you. You know what I'm saying? It's more like that, you know? >> Okay. >> Um, what do you do >> for fun? For work or what? >> Uh, I do fans. >> First of all, I don't >> You shouldn't. >> Hi. Can I hug? >> Of course. Hello. >> Hi. What was your name again? >> Ruby. >> Oh, perfect. Ruby, you said you thought I I was nervous. Yeah. >> Here's the thing. If

I'm nervous, that means that I actually care. And >> Oh, he's joking. >> I come in here confident. It just shows that I talk to all these girls, you Know, like someone else. >> Yeah. >> So, what do you do for a living? >> Only fans. >> Oh, that's amazing. >> Oh, you like it? >> Yeah. You do like uh partner videos? >> No. >> So, if we were dating, we wouldn't be doing any uh videos. >> You could film me. >> Hit the button. Say, I'll film you. I'll film you. I'll film you. I'll

fucking film you. I'll be >> So, would you say you would be like a fan for me? >> I'll I'll be your only fan. >> Me personally? >> Yeah. >> Be your only fan. >> Really? >> Yes. Only fan. >> I actually got you a present that I thought you could wear this >> since you're going to be my number one fan. >> Put it on. Yeah. Got to put it on if you can. >> That's for you to put on right now. >> Okay. Fuck you. Yeah. I fucking put it on >> once you

put it on. Say, "What have you done to me?" and hit the button. >> Go on. Just like stretch. Make it a stretch. >> Oh my god. What the fuck have you done To me? >> This looks amazing. >> Oh my god. >> I can ask if I've got a present, too. >> Hi. >> Why are you standing up? >> Because I wanted to get a hug. >> We've hugged three times. Sit down. >> Where's my present? >> Where's my present? >> Well, you left. You left me. I'm like a one guy kind of woman.

So, >> okay. Well, out of these two guys, which one you feeling more? >> I'm like a one fish kind of guy. One pound fish. >> I'm like a one fish kind of guy. One pound fish. >> It's pretty even, actually. You're both surprising me. >> So, how can I How can I really take the lead here and take the jump? >> Can you do a handstand? >> Can I do a handstand? >> If you can, that would impress me and it would probably give you some more points. >> Can I do a handstand? himself

out of Quenton. >> What do you think about that? >> That was pretty fucking neat. >> Now, imagine me doing a handstand in bed. >> Press the fucking button. >> Is that the kind of thing that you'd want to film? [Music] >> Here comes boob tube. >> You took the table. >> It It just didn't fit. Like, it really didn't. Come on. Oh, so I get another hug. See, now you're winning. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Appreciate that. So, I keep giving hugs as I win. >> Okay. >> Okay. Yeah. I got you.

>> Do you think you could do a better handstand? >> But in the top in the crop top, it's got to be on. >> It means so much to me. >> Yes. No. Of course. Of course. >> And you can sell this on eBay afterwards. It'll go for a lot of money. >> Because it's your name on it. Because I wore it. >> Because I wore it. >> Wait, you've worn this? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Good man. Good man. >> Yeah. Go for the handstand now. Now don't put that. Don't put it back up. >>

One, two, >> four. >> You actually can do it. >> This man. >> Fuck this guy. >> Snuff him. >> That m's dusted. >> That was pretty good. >> Hit the button when when there's a good chance for it. >> And I think you mean him should >> Why Why is his shirt off? >> He He started taking his clothes off. You don't want me to take them off? I fucking stink. >> You I think you should take them off cuz you fucking stink. >> I stink. >> Yeah. >> No, I said me. Myself. You.

Not her. Not her. >> Not you. Uh, you stink fish. You wreak of fish. >> I wreak a fish. >> Take off your clothes. You stink. >> Uh, just scream and run away and say date over. >> The date's over. >> Just end it. Just end it there. Just end it there. She stinks of beard. >> I thought you were asking to take her clothes. >> Who was the better date? >> I'm going to say Maron. He's the tall one, right? Him. Because I feel like he was trying harder to impress me. Lacy was trying

to act cool and I'm just not for it. >> What you doing, man? Why you or bro? Like that's just who I am, man. You know. >> Would you take Marlo on a second date? Only just He only just about made it, but yeah, just about. >> All right, that's a wrap, baby. >> We made it. [Music]