[Music] this is hon s and he just learned he got cheated on like my boy I show speed the worst part about this is that his girlfriend facetimed him to let him know she let a richer guy enter her Fresh Bakery and now she's dumping him but here's the thing bro is so broke that he ate Raymond Noodles 24/7 just so he could afford being a part-time simp turns out that was a waste of money and now the only thing Hing can remember is his dad's advice on putting his body to good use unfortunately his
dad's life force went to zero a year ago and now he's decided to follow his viice by becoming a construction worker however things don't go according to plan as he keeps getting treated like absolute trash and the pay is worse than he imagined as he can't even afford a McDonald's Junior chicken meal regardless things are about to look up for our boy as hang doesn't know his dad signed him up for something he never really expected over a year ago and ever since his dad's anime style disappearance into the void bro has been secretly watched
by a secret organization full of 10 out of 10 girls that is specifically looking for the next chosen one the one that wields the greatest weapon ever anyways after eating some more rayen for his dinner at a nearby convenience store honing heads back home busy thinking about how he wished to be a big stepper underground methods like a big dob but he's stuck living like a normie forever stuck doing the same thing for money over and over again but as if it was Destiny the purple-haired bong shell appeared out of nowhere and purposely bumped into
him while giving him the sneaky link look making his heart flutter instantly allowing hang to forget about his misery just for a few seconds a few blinks later she disappeared like my friend's hot Cheetos dust on their fingers whenever they finish up a gaming session where Hing then realized that the mystery girl slipped him a sussy calling card informing him that he can call her number if he ever needs money now me personally if this happened to me especially if it was a pretty girl with a Brazilian dump truck doing it then my Indian gift
card scammer or Nigerian prince senses would absolutely blow off the charts so he better watch out if he starts hearing why did you redeem it over and over again nevertheless bro heads home and slumps over on the ground against the wall since he's broke as heck with no chairs so he starts thinking about it although he feels as if the Vibes are off since why would such a beautiful girl coincidentally bump into him the same day his girlfriend broke up with him so as he keeps thinking about it his mind can't shake the image of
the girl who's totally his type so things don't look like it makes sense for him making him wonder if this girl is somehow two steps ahead like my boy skinny niiko avocado fast forward 2 minutes later blood began rushing down his Mount Rushmore after thinking too hard about the girl so he ends up calling the number since what could go wrong as bro already got nothing except a fat zero in his bank account however as he Rings up the number hang began to think that he just got pranked bro because no one answered and the
only thing that he heard was a beep before the call abruptly ended surprisingly after the beep he got an alert from his bank that he received the equivalent of $10,000 USD making him profusely Sweat Just Like Me on the toilet when I eat too much spicy food nonetheless after stopping for a few moments to take it all in bro pulls out a big brain move to actually check his bank account to make sure everything is real and much his disbelief his balance actually updated instantly our boy then continues to freak out busy thinking about how
much he could spend on door Dash now and how much Robux he can buy with leftover money as he wants to get dripped out to show off to his online friends but there's a catch he could get another 10 bands if he simply accepts the offer to work with the mysterious purple girl as such hon sang quickly pulled out his 169 words per minute typing skills to reply with Shore and upon sending it he instantly received another $10,000 to his bank account without him having to physically exert himself confused as to how they even got
his correct bank account BR doesn't question it and instead began jumping up and down as he can't believe he just made 2 years worth of his salary in seconds and if he wants more he just has to show up to meet her at 1000 p.m. sharp tomorrow fast forward to the next day we find hang visiting his mom at a care facility and like a good perfect son that is totally not involved with something very suspicious he proceeds to pay his late fees but also ends up paying for an entire year in advance after paying
for everything like an absolute Chad bro finally goes to see his mom but it's revealed that she pulled the Spanish or English move on him causing bro to freeze on the spot but then she fell asleep and forgot who he is because she got dementia and to make matters worse for our boy after hang's mom fell asleep the nurse delivered some heart-wrenching news where our boy discovers that not only is her battle with dementia a losing War but now she also procured some heart problems that requires more more advanced treatments which cost a lot of
money 20 grand isn't enough and that kind of money can barely buy a brand new iPhone Sigma Pro 420 so bro decides to lock in and head to the meeting spot just so he doesn't mess up his one in A- lifetime type of opportunity regardless bro forgot he still has six bands in his bank account so instead of taking the subway he got stuck with his habit of running through sketchy Alleyways at night causing him to trip over garbage left and right as he tries his best to take every shortcut he can eventually hang made
it right outside has designated spot with a mysterious purple girl barely on time but he's shocked that the address left him at one of the fanciest hotels in the country of course with time taking Dam and bro not used to elevators hon sing goes for the stairs and makes a scene by proceeding to run through like a maniac pushing everyone aside hoping he makes it before the timer ticks to zero clearly his plan was very boneheaded but it worked it was too fast and too strong for any of the workers to slow them down for
being a psycho and upon following the instructions to a te he ran into the same mysterious girl that bumped into to him the day before now that he made it literally right on time our boy stares directly into her soul while locking eye contact with her where he then asks what he must do to make more money as he's looking like he's more desperate than Danny Phantom fast forward a day later bro is an absolute disbelief after learning that his first job isn't going to make him do something sketchy like sell his liver or something
that's dead he must use his weapon of mass destruction to lay waste to people's bakeries in secret as such bro finds himself super scared to ring the doorbell at a a penthouse apartment worth more than $5 million as he didn't expect he would have to use his missile to land a direct hit on a lady nevertheless after pressing the doorbell hang gets greeted by a lady in a robe who swiftly opens the door and orders him to follow her closely without making any sounds since her baby just fell asleep nearby now don't worry guys hang
face was just like us when he found out that he's forced to destroy the rice cake of someone taken and married especially with a baby literally nearby but our boy got to make some sacrifices to make some bread so he takes a deep breath and tries not to think about it 2 seconds after trying his best to not think about it the two instantly begin their sussy one versus one duel where bro unravels his Ender Dragon causing the girl to gasp in awe allowing huning to finally understand what his dad truly meant when he said
to put his body to good use what's even crazier is that it only took a single sussy cheesy chilly hot dobic tack to almost wake up the baby in the adjacent room as the only thing you could hear is a high-pitched noise once his missile locked onto the girl's defensive base after landing a direct hit the two paused for a second causing the girl to shyly look away as she never knew she had it in her to bark like I show speed by accident since she has never experienced a battering ram as strong as the
nation of hang anyways now that bro knows the power he holds within his Prince Behemoth he tells the girl to let him cook and upon hearing his words she prickly holds on for her dear life knowing full well that the real roller coaster ride is about to begin within just 30 seconds of their sussy one versus one duel the girl admits utter defeat after witnessing Mo appear out of nowhere causing her to get up and ask how old our boy is allowing us to learn that she's only 2 years older than hen she also reveals
that her real name is wuin and since they are basically the same age she threatens him to never call her ma'am again as she's only 27 it's not like the milk jugs nearby would cause her to age over 40 years in 1 second nonetheless shortly after introducing herself to our boy the sussy turn tables quickly turn when wuan the banana girl swaps attacking positions with our boy allowing her to take control of the duel as she begins riding into battle like a force that could not be reckoned with and just like that hang's mind is
blown as he never knew someone could be so amazing that his mythical fruit actually activated and awakened by growing past its physical limits like a super limit break so he tries his hardest to make sure his science experiment volcano does not explode so now it's hang's turn to try and hold on for his dear life as wuin began relentlessly attacking his unevolved Beldum at full force and to top at Olive she began channeling her orange squeezing techniques making it even more difficult for our boy eventually hard eyes began to populate am wujan eyes faster than
I could drank on valerant so we all know this Oldtimer is experiencing absolute Bliss thanks to the weapon of mass destruction that our boy was luckily born with nonetheless after watching wuin get Crazier by the second bro ends up realizing she's speeding up her attacks faster than the speed of light against him as she wants him to call her beautiful to help her reach the climax of his Mount Rushmore as such our boy Rewards W her intense swordsmanship skills by complimenting her over and over and upon doing so she instinctively got close and locked eye
contact before they continued on with some air-to-air combat while hing's Costco hot dog charge on forward so now with time quickly fleeting faster than an unguarded candy bowl at someone's front porch during Halloween it started to get too real for our boy so he ends up following the footsteps of his Idol Goku and began charging up his final super Spirit Bomb against wuin he's then able to land a super effective direct attack causing his out of this world anime blast to absolutely fill up wujin's Time Chamber to its absolute limit marking the end of their
first one versus one duel after completing their sussy one versus one duel bro is forced to learn how to be a babysitter for just a couple minutes as wuin needed to clean up after their ordeal and since she didn't know how to be quiet she accidentally woke up the little homie next door however Upon wuin finishing up cleaning their mess that exploded all over her special Time Chamber she walks back into the living room only to find herself looking like she fell in love again as she didn't expect our boy to be Alphas skibidi rizzler
thanks to his upgraded skills in relation to the young ones so now with his first job basically complete bro stays with wuin for a moment to make sure she could administer some food in a very family-friendly way and let's just say he waited out the entire moment whilst busy sneaking a peak every couple seconds in the end as our boy continues to stare bro starts having some post explosion Jutsu Clarity making him think about the husband of wuin and whether or not this is the right thing to do just so he could make some bread
to save the life of his mother nevertheless after completing his mission Ro starts having flashbacks back to home base where he got to meet The Mastermind behind his Recruitment and it's the same blonde girl that his father met exactly one year ago there she began yapping about a special City he's going to be assigned to as a master Destroyer they call banam city a city where all the world's ights have decided to congregate in which includes a lawn musk and Taylor Swift but the only way for anyone to get in is a special card that
will act as a key to open the Gateway to the rich people land and without it he's just your normal Joe that knew nothing of secret society and as long as he has this key he will act as a special gift for the VIPs that live inside the fantasy land of banam City so let's just hope bro ain't going to get unlucky and get ganked by a VIP that happens to be a dude regardless back to the present wugan falls asleep on her boy's shoulder after giving her kids some special milk and no cereal allowing
hang some more time to himself to think about whether or not he should continue rice cake smashing for crazy amounts of money however his gaze accidentally lands on some farmer markets melons right beside him causing his banana tree to rise from the ground and even though he tried to stop and hide the sussy Fire Nation attack it instantly woke up wuen as she felt the scent of a master Clapper pet dragon wake up now that she's fully awake again thanks to his Prince Behemoth Rising Up From the Ashes like a majestic Phoenix wuin blushes profusely
before asking our boy if he's ready for a round two of the rice cake destroying since it was his words not hers at this point the sun is already set so it looks like konang has been with the IP wujin for at least 6 hours and throughout the entire time her husband didn't even attempt to contact her once a bro says screw it let's go for another battle round with a brand new sussy one versus one duel now underway wuin goes for her patented killer combo she named the Legendary Ultimate Mountain Dew slurpie drinking technique
as she wants to pay back our boy for rewarding her greatly in their last duel so now it's time for Hing to be the main focus in their one versus one as such Miss wuin continually took on the impossible feet of destroying our boy's Ultimate Weapon with slow and very precise movement deep into enemy territory which proved to be quite successful thanks to the face whang made trying his best to cosplay Bella porch's iconic faces nonetheless with wua non-stop attacking bro's broadside main cannon at night with the most epic of proportions unidentified liquid began dripping
on the ground and even spraying onto nearby furniture left a million dooll couch sending multiple arrangements and toys to scatter throughout the penthouse eventually time pushed forward and under few hours but we end up finding the two still going at it with their intense anime style duel taking place everywhere including the kitchen island the bathroom bathroom number five and literally every other room you can imagine even the gaming room and her RTX 49 me were not spared the absolute destruction left in their sussy wake so bro ends up having to take a breather to ask
what kind of husband would leave behind one of the greatest wives he's ever seen unfortunately as kunen questions wujin's husband's true motives as no same man would happily vacate their relationship with a lady as perfect as her especially ones equipped with very Brazilian style dump trucks bro remembers that his job is to just be a present and nothing else soby shuts up and continues their duel this time though decides to use his special Dragon Z move for a way better and cooler beam since he wants to finish the night with something wuin will forever remember
as bro feels bad that she feels lonely and had to call in his help now finished with his first job ever bro get rated six stars out of five without a single hesitation but upon waking up the very next day our boy decided to just go B chilling but his ex tries to hit him up and since bro is now a sigma he moved to quickly block her from his life and since we all know how the saying goes once a cheater always a cheater even on Roblox so I am happy hang did not transform
back to his s self and as if Lady Luck was smiling upon him he instantly receives a phone call from his new boss after blocking the heck out of his old girlfriend it's then revealed that the boss had very good news for him so once he learned the news that wuin successfully leveled up by getting rid of his husband through a fast divorce R showed up to gank her in person just so he could congratulate her personally bro even brought flowers for her as he can't believe the city actually granted a quick divorce and to
top it all off they awarded her with a huge lump sum some the first things out of her mouth is her asking our boy for more rice cake destroying of course hen can't refuse her offer now since not only is he getting paid handsomely but he's also lost all his problems in dueling wuen as she no longer has a partner in crime legally nevertheless back at the secret society home base it's revealed that the only reason the quick divorce happened in banam city is because wujin's husband was caught in 4k with another woman in broad
daylight without the dude even realizing that he was getting tailed by a photographer and since wujin's father happens to be banam City's mayor they did not want any negative press coming out so they swiftly moved to make the divorce as clean as possible whilst also trying their best to get wuin the biggest bag ever so now that their separation is legally finalized the girls were able to relay the news to a very happy hang but the purple-haired girl which we learn is named Yuna wasn't very fond of the idea of informing him of what happened
since she doesn't seem to trust our boy however the big boss equipped with very large twin pyramids of jiza originally felt the same way but after his first ever Mission completion there's no denying that honing has very large potential especially since he was the main catalyst to actually get wuin to sign off on going after her husband as she initially did not want to anyways now that the secret society luckily drafted the number one Prospect in over a decade the big boss lady had the great idea to hand him off directly to unit so she
could help him transform into the most effective weapon the world has ever seen after hearing that she's now stuck with him she tries to weasel herself out of the plan but she ends up getting offered twice the money she makes now as long as she agrees to be his manager just so he could actually reach his true potential [Music]