SOILDERS, TAKE YOUR GUNS because today we go to the war the gender war why? . .
. why everyone hates everyone why they hate the people that have diferent tastes the straights hates the homos the homos hate the straights AND THE TRANSEXUALS HATE THEMSELVES EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE except the asexuals, the asexuals didn't even care (high pitched voice) nah i don't even care bu, but this is wrong. .
. is wrong nononono look, let's get to the important the first thing everyone born being male or being female and that's how it's gonna be even if some people don't like BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT you can like whatever you like even at this era you can chang your private parts HEY BUT I DONT WANT THIS THING! WHAT'S THIS I DONT WANT IT ant there's no problem with that, that's ok what you like or do with your body its ok IT'S REALLY OK BUT DON'T HATE OTHERS FOR THAT, THEY LOOK LIKE KIDS kid1: gimme a strawberry ice cream kid2: and give me a vanilla ice cream kid1:HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER kid1:WHY DO YOU LIKE VANILLA?
! kid2: AND WHY DO YOU LIKE STRAWBERRY? !
(tipical disscusion) (mortal kombat 11 trailer) WHY THEY DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE! ? ?
IM'NA CUT YOUR DICKS I'M GONNA CUT YOUR DIC- (sigh) let's start by part first the heterosexuals long ago straight people hate different people for some reason HA HA! LOOK! A WEIRDO!
! wa-what? ?
why is a weirdo? CAUSE HE IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I LIKE HA HA! IM SOO INTELIGENT!
! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! !
! ! !
THAT'S A DUMB WAY TO THINK, WE ARE ALL WEIRDOS WE POOP, EVERYONE POOP everyone likes what i don't like AND I DON'T LIKE WHAT OTHERS STAHP STAP STOPE let me tell you that god GOOOOD make one man and a woman (TRIGGERED) the fucking priests they fuck, they violate kids MAN WITH MAN IS GAY how dare you? HOW DARE YOU YOU ARE GONA-(SMACK) I SAID SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP(TURNS INTO TRIGGERED BALD GUY) (ded) no, don't be like this, no AND NOW THE HOMOSEXUALS EEEverything was ok the love won rainbows everywhere pictures of kisses and hugs EVERYTHING BEAUTIFULL ahhh. .
. but now there's a HUUUGE HATE TO THE STRAIGHTS because of the past Is that love? ''the love wo- IS THAT LOVE!
! ? i know that there still being people that hate gays BU- BU-BUT YOU ARE SHARING THE SAME HATE NOOOO DON'T DO IT, DON'T BE the same shit like the others imagine you are on a trip EHH!
can you tell me where's this place? yeah look first you go straight, go straight and the hete hete? !
HETEROSEXUAL! ! ?
IM NOT GONNA BE HETEROSEXUAL, NOT GAY NOTHING (crying) (sob) NO NOO don't hate others for what they do in the past nooo that already happen look, im straight i like women I LIKE THEM, THEY EXCITE ME you are straight! ! ?
(pain) IM GONNA UNSUSCRIBE LIKE AND subbed YOU'RE A (gender) NAZI! ! YOU LIKE THE KOCK CLUCK CLKAN AND THE POOP (sorry this joke can only be understand if you speak spanish) CUT THE PELO!
! CUT THE PELO! !
! (sobing) NO HO HOO and your flag represents the rainbow WITH THAT HATE! !
! . .
NO HOHO NOO! and the worst is that some of you hate the transexual. .
. BUT WHY? ?
! emm because they are like thiiis and thaaaat and BUT THE TRANSEXUAL ARE THE SAME AS THE GAYS THEY ARE JUST EVOLVED but they ar- SHUT UP! !
JUST SHUP UP! SHUSSH GO SHUSSH and now the transexuals well the transexuals emm well nothing, they just decide they will change their gender, that's all amm well, i don't like this sausage im gonna take it off but there are some trans that hate another trans BU-BUT WHY? ?
because they are different, because they could have change or because they use make up wha-what's that bull shit! ! ?
? NO! imagine that you change your house hmm.
. . i think i will change my house *stomp*WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
WHAT YOU MEAN THAT YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR HOUSE? ? well, well i just don't like, i don't like and im gonna change it, more beautifull and i'm gonna put- *stomp*NOOO, I DON'T WANT YOU CHANGE YOUR HOUSE HEY BUT, IT'S MY HOUSE, I DO WHAT I WANT WITH MY- *extreme makeover home edition* well now you don't have a house NOOOO MAI HAUSSS!
! ! what?
? past mokey? ?
let's save krimah *SCREAM* *ANOTHER SCREAM* there's more, forget everything i said, EVERYBODY HATES THE TRANSEXUALS WHY? ? ?
Everyone- (read script) do whatever they want- -with their body! ! !
mom, im gonna make me a tatto BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! ! IM, YOUR MOTHER, AND I DECIDE WHAT YOU WITH YOUR BODY I MADE YOU WITH MY OVARIIIIES and the kid grown up DAD i'm gonna change mygender BUT WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
! ! IM YOUR FATHER AND I DECIDE WHAT I DO WITH YOUR BODY I MADE YOU WITH MY DIIIC-NOO *santa sob* NO NO NO *good old table smack* NONONO STOP, IM TIRED OF EVERYTHING NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE, NOBODY!
WHAT MATTERS IF SOMEBODY LIKES SOMETHINK DIFERENT! ! THAT IT WANTS TO TRANFORM THAT THEY LIKE THE DOG, THE CATS THE HEXAGONS, NOBODY CARES SO JUST SHUT THE FU- NOOOOOOOO defending the weirdos,right?
? but you can *shot*(NOOO) NOW YES BUDDY! RIGHT IN THE DIICK (THIS IS REALLY SAD) *SHOT**GASP* it's just that i don't like your jokes *sob**SHOT* but you are bisexual yeah but i like more the women *sob**brick smash* I WILL GRAB YOUR CORPSE BY THE PUSSY (crying)NOO*shot**gasp* overused meme *more crying**shotgun* *SCREAM* friendly fire nooOOooo (this is more sad than the end of dead red redemtion) THE GAYS KILL HIM THEY ARE FROM THE DEEEEEVIL!
! ! FUCK, THEY KILL ME!
THEY KILL MEE! ! are you a men or a woman?
or a menwoman or a woman men? are you a dog or an hexagon? ?
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