Zootopia explained by an idiot

welcome to zootopia it starts with a bunny making a school play about how animals are predators are now cool with animals that are prey they're getting along just fine now they stand on two feet and can be anything they want and she wants to be a cop which scares the gb side of our parents because they are with bags and try and persuade her to let go of her hopes and dreams and aspirations and become a giant loser like them and their 275 kids and just farm carrots all day if they have 275 kids even

if the older ones help out sometimes and take care of the younglings there's no way they can give all of them the same attention that they're giving julie right now which means judy's their favorite child or their horrible parents or both actually why not anyway she's like let me dream [ __ ] and she wanders off to go protect these kids from a bully wolf that tries to steal the tickets that's not a wolf that's a fox listen i'm gonna get a lot of animals confused in this video okay i'm a dumbass i'm just saying

this right now so fox ends up clawing her face this does not leave a scar by the way and she gets up with the tickets and gives him back and vows to become a police officer because he's a stubborn dumb [ __ ] then we cut to 15 years later she in cop training and this bear goes zootopia has 12 unique ecosystems and you have to train for all of them but we're only going to show you training on the hot one the cold one and the rainy one because we can't be [ __ ]

to show the audience more 12 ecosystems my ass whatever judy keeps filling up the courses but then trains in the sunset and watches rocky and starts doing well at them and passes [Music] cool moves right but what happens when you don't have a bunch of retards standing around that you can abuse to get over a giant wall of ice honestly this should count as cheating but the polar bear's a dense [ __ ] and doesn't say [ __ ] she passes and the man who's a lion couldn't be more on than those with this [

__ ] could you all right he comes to her [ __ ] cop graduation ceremony thing because she's the first ever bunny in his skull [ __ ] first bunny and her parents try to give her gifts protective gifts before she leaves to the big city which is utopia like this fox taser how's the fox taste it different from any regular one doesn't matter she takes some fox play as a compromise and goes on a train to zootopia which isn't that far away because it only takes her one whole song to get there and we

see only three ecosystems where the other nine you [ __ ] she makes it to her newer apartment which is just a bedroom of sick stuff bro then gets her first day of work and apparently there's bunny racism in this movie because you can't call a bunny cute it's offensive for whatever [ __ ] reason then she goes to roll call and no way nah in this scenario she slides off the slippery seated chair and the chair doesn't move a [ __ ] inch off the ground ever heard of physics or friction your garfunkel [

__ ] whatever chief bug roll comes in to do roll call they got 14 missing memo cases so we divide them up among the officers i thought detectives were supposed to deal with this [ __ ] detective stuff this is detective stuff right doesn't matter judy doesn't get a case and she gets to sign [ __ ] dude instead and she's like this [ __ ] and tries to go get one of the missing mama cases but he's just like nope don't care so she decides that her worth by ticketing a lot of parkings that

sounds right and wrong at the same time in my head so parkings are getting ticketed when she sees a sly fox that is up to no good so she follows him into this ice cream shop and it turns out that he just wants to buy an ice cream jumbo pop thing for his son but is being faced by some fox racism by this elephant like what does the [ __ ] say look at me all i can do is reference that memes and now i'm relatable officer judy plops sees this discrimination won't stand for her

and she's like hey fat [ __ ] serve this kind fox or whatever pop where i'm gonna tell on you for serving the ice cream with the side of boogers on it [ __ ] fat [ __ ] so dumbbell agrees and she buys them a jumbo [ __ ] and talks to the little kid like you want to be an elephant when you grow up you be an elephant because this is zootopia anyone can be anything no he can't judy it's physically impossible don't be lying judy then later on while being a parking ticket

menace she spots them melting the jumbo [ __ ] on the rooftop somewhere then she follows them to see them freezing it in the coal district or whatever and telling them to stupid business hamsters and keeping the sticks inside of them as construction material to mice and this dude is actually full going [ __ ] fox is some different type of fox maybe i saw him wanting national geographic i don't actually know what he is so she confronts nick the dick and he does a magic trick and i'm not the liar he is he wasn't

even running with that [ __ ] houdini fox everybody anyway she tries to arrest her for some stuff but he's like i'm about to whip a nina on your way watch this oh see that see that oh necessary [ __ ] stuck my ass when he gives a rally chicken calls her dumb bun and she's like i'm not a dumb buddy and he's like right and that's not what cement why did you only start singing when he said that she was standing in for like a good 20 seconds doesn't matter she goes home defeated that

day and facetimes her parents they find out that she's a meter and they're like she's a loser next day everybody hates her because no explanation needed no one likes to get a ticket and how the [ __ ] is this mouse gonna transport that ticket even if he folds it it'll take up half his car actually i have many questions about zootopia like is the death rate for rodents and cars sky high because even with their own lane they're getting [ __ ] squished right are all predators now vegan like where they get their [

__ ] protein what do they eat are eggs still a thing butter milk is that calcius chicken assists did they go to court for that stuff like honey and the bee movie a lot of unanswered questions man anyway back to point the weasel steals some [ __ ] from a pagan as judy's time to shine so she gives chase of the weasel and once again all laws of physics and gravity get bent over and raped by a [ __ ] cactus because the weasel throws the stolen coats over the road in town fence and it

should clearly continue an arc-like fashion in this direction but instead he crawls through the entrance and it drops like a rock then they have a chase in tiny mousetown and these buildings must have no foundation for them to do with this domino [ __ ] effect then judy saves the mouse from a donut and then arrests the weasel with the same nut of dope and brings them back to the police station only to get chewed up by chief butthole for doing all this reckless [ __ ] only to stop weasel from stealing a few not

onions then the lady otter comes in like plus found me husband and bunny be like i'll find him for you then bob was like oh you'll do no such thing but assistant mayor bell with her comes in like yes she will and he's like oh [ __ ] my ace he doesn't believe in her right and he gives her 48 hours to find emma daughter and if she doesn't find him then she quits challenge except that she says and she starts working on the case with her limited clues and she gets lucky because in the

picture she has she finds him sucking on some dick i mean a popsicle from mixed popsicles thing so she finds they can see she's in the mouse lane they have to swerve to get out of the way if this were rush hour she killed like seven mice there anyway nick wants her to [ __ ] off because time is money and he'd be making two removes every single day since he was 12. so she makes some quick maps and figures out that he made over a million dollars in profit and paid zero tax which is

illegal as [ __ ] and she record everything he said on a plastic carapan and if he's so rich then why isn't he on bigger and better hustles or retired what a [ __ ] stupid dumbass fox anyway if he doesn't want to go to jail and get the camera recorder he'll have to help her on this case and [ __ ] fox comes out laughing like so nick takes her to the last place he shot shipment otter guy which is a nudist natural club but there ain't no genitalia shown because kids will so just

pretend there's a bunch of dicks and [ __ ] all over the place and they luck out again because they get a lot of input from this [ __ ] guy i don't know what he is but he tells them that emma got on two little one the [ __ ] even remembers the license plate of the limo [ __ ] lucky as [ __ ] some [ __ ] cow doo doo right there but okay she's not into zpd systems so she can't use the zip pick dick resources and she can't want to play

but nick knows a lot of people and she once again twists his hand into helping her so he's like hi [ __ ] i gotta pal the dmv it takes you to the nba and they're all sloths comedy wise funny gag mate dmv slow what a nice slap but logic wise who on their right mind would think this was a good idea whatever he takes it to his guy and he wastes a lot of time for her and they finally run the plate at the end of the day but they still go to the limo

service place which is locked now because no [ __ ] is in a date and she has no word to be in there so she goes all right here's your hair and throws over the fence and he climbs over and she digs under and gets the care before he does and she's like pretty sure i just saw scum of the earth low-life criminal climb over the fence so i have probable cause to be in here so onwards with my investigation [ __ ] and mix balls stay at the end of a very short leech and

i'm 99 sure that there exists rule 34 porn of what i just said they find the limo it's unlocked what kind of retar business doesn't lock their limos even their own parking lot space compound whatever place doesn't matter they investigate and nick goes oh [ __ ] onions this is mr bix car we gotta get out of here because i'm not exactly on good terms with them so we gotta go holy [ __ ] they get taken by some polar bears turns out nick sold mr big a little skunk's ass and when they get to

wherever the polar bears are taking them we find out that mr pig's actually a mouse and we get a nice little godfather bit like you coming to my house [Music] to be married why is he russian he's not russian then he tries to kill them but azar comes in like ah [ __ ] dad that's this cop that saved my life from that donut and now because she saved his daughter judy's best friends with mr big and he tells him what he knows about emmett the otter which is that he went bonkers in the limo

and attacked the driver so they go over to driving the rainforest district to do some more digging and driver's eye is all scratched up and he tells him something about knight howlers and when he opens the door for them he turns savage and for some reason now he can use his [ __ ] eye because wild animals have no emotions and they don't feel pain very well known fact anyway he attacks them and they try one away and she calls for backup but only gets the cheetah receptionist is that because she's not in the system

yet or whatever or does everyone who calls for backup good connected to the front desk that's just stupid don't matter they shackle up the driver escape him and a hell of a response time for the roses they come over and go to see the savage j but he's not there anymore she's like what and chief ho ho tells her you had 48 hours now hand in your badge but next like she will do no such thing you gave her 48 hours right so that means we got 10 left to find daughters so that's what we

all know good day but i said they get into this thing and she thanks him for sticking up for her and he tells her that when he was a kid he was a victim of fox racism and he gets his brain wave that they can use the butt load of security cameras all around the city to see where the jaguar went so they go to assistant mayor's sheep to use her computer because she has access to all the cameras apparently i don't know if that's a thing assistant mayors can do but i don't give a

[ __ ] she gets called in by mayor reinhardt to be abused by him and then nick and judy check out all the cams and see that two wolves came over to take the jaguar then they did a house so they're not howlers and put them in the car drove around a bit and drove over to this generic evil layer on a cliff slash waterfall number nine so judy nick go over there and sneak past the guards for too busy howling and sneak into the evil layer place through the [ __ ] shoe turns out

this is an old hospital and they go swoop around a bit and find a bunch of caged tavage animals drivers there and so is otterton and all the other missing mammal cases do then they hide because the mayor walks in with this dr mole hedgehog some animal i don't [ __ ] know and they start talking see animal's been going savage and they don't know why so he collects them for study and to fix them and put them back on streets but they can't fix them because i don't know what's wrong with them doctor doesn't

know what song and she goes on to say that since they're all predators this might have something to do with the genetics and he doesn't want that to get out because no doing keys the [ __ ] lion's gonna look bad for him i just realized that means that others are predators which i can't believe just look at them they're so cute did you know that otters hold hands in the water so they don't drift apart when they're asleep that's [ __ ] adorable anyway you would've been filming this whole convo and gets a call

from her lame ass parents ruining their stealth missions so place goes on lock down when guards come in but once again they use the [ __ ] shoe to their advantage and escape through it judy calls boho the cops come the mayor gets arrested like you understand i was just trying to protect the city shut up pukeman and we played through a press conference where judy gives nick the pen and an officer application form because she could use a partner yeah let's just forget about the whole tax evasion thing and the possible criminal record then

she goes up to the stand and gets shaken by the media and just saying that it might be in the predator's dna to go savage and nick gets offended by that and when she's done he'd be like [ __ ] you judy boo you can clap the own ass cheeks [ __ ] and he leaves that's how he even tried to go for the fox play when he was testing her after that zootopia becomes zooey mama or whatever is the opposite of utopia zoo dystopia doesn't sound as good but whatever it becomes zooey mama we

get a lot of predator racism going on protests and stuff they start calling them pretty tells instead of predators and it's strong independent predator called martin leopard king comes over and okay i'm making this [ __ ] up but there is predator racism and there is no cue for the savageness yet and mayor bellwether she may know wants to put judy's cute face on a bunch of posters but she's like i'm no hero i ruined this city and she quits the zip goes home to farm cares for the parents who are concerned like you are

not fine your ears are droopy of course they are look at the hat she's wearing you think she can get a stiffy with that on dumb [ __ ] anyway she support her parents to work with the [ __ ] that bullied her as a kid and he'd be like i'm sorry judy i was beer [ __ ] back lane then her dad mentions that he used these plants that make you go nuts if eden to repel bugs and apparently her uncle terry ate one and went crazy and bit her mom and the plants are

called night houses and she's like my house are not wolves their plans give me the keys and she drives off to zootopia without asking what happened to their [ __ ] uncle terry did they cure him or did he go to the farm do they still use that saying in the universe we'll never know because [ __ ] you can ask anyway she goes over finds a millionaire nick chill on a [ __ ] launcher under a bridge and apologizes to him they make up and apparently she's standing on his tail here although on this

shot it's all the way over here then the drive he eats her berries not sexual he ate actual berries they drive off to go find the weasel thief because not only and he was stealing we're actually night howlers and they integrated him using the help of mr big to find out who he was stealing it for by the way now that judy and mr big our best buzz is she gonna turn a blind eye to all his illegal activities later on doesn't matter it turns out that the nighthouse are for a hit ram who's running

a matlab an old subway car making magical make me go savage bullets and targeting only predators and they snuck into and found out all this stuff and while he was making a breaking bad reference for these two guys they could come out and try and steal the car and we end up having real [ __ ] chasing where this ancient piece of [ __ ] still runs and no one dies even though the car derails and [ __ ] explodes whatever though all the evidence explodes except for the briefcase with the gun and the bullet

in it and they end up somehow in the natural history museum and mayor fluffy heads there like you did a great job judy now hand over the briefcase but bunny decides otherwise because sheep's kind of suss and they run away from her and her bodyguards judy gets her and they hide while mayor belen explains her evil motives slash plan pretty simple actually she's just sick of being pushed over by predators so now she's gonna make them all look bad by making them go savage then they make another break for about get pushed into this exhibit

thing whole place and she shoots nick with the savage gun calls the cops while nicole savage and tries to kill judy and fluffy [ __ ] continues her evil plan speech then nick kills judy but they're like death blood blue and scene you see it was a ruse she got hustled because nick switched out the bull with a bunch of berries and they record the whole thing on the carapan the cops arrive who gets arrested they develop an anti-hello antidote nick becomes a cop and flash of dmv's law somehow has fast enough reflexes to go

street racing this movie gets 17 zoomy mamas out of three thousand oh ease [Music] you