[cheerful, festive music plays] -[Cyn]: The creatures of Glitch Inn seemed happy and spry, making bracelets of candy -- a copious supply. Unbeknownst to those sillies, lurking outside the inn was little ol' Cyn collecting information. How are they so cheerful, and why am I not?
What is that they have that I haven't got? -[N]: Oh, Uzi! I'm glad my special fella is you!
-[Cyn]: That must be the reason! Cyn knew what to do. "I'll find my own fella.
I'm sure I can manage. " Then she left with a. .
. [KABOOM! !
] . . .
causing property damage. Cyn took to the roof and looked round and round. She looked left.
She looked right. She looked up, and then RIGHT. "Hello!
" Cyn said to J and to V. "Who's your special fella? I want one for me.
" -[J]: I don't need one. -[Cyn]: Said the brainwashed half-wit. -[J]: When you have JC Jenson, your special fella is corporate.
-[Cyn]: She then turned to V -- -[V]: Yeah, no. Can you actually go away, please? I hate you a lot.
[screaming] -[Cyn]: Then V flew to the heavens, never to be seen again. "I guess there's no special fella for me. Big frown.
Sad sniff. Punches angrily. " [SLAM!
! ] [mystical chimes tinkling] Cyn suddenly realized while standing in silence. .
. the special fella she needed was -- [singing] ♪ VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE!
♪ ♪ You're the one for me ♪ ♪ I'll steal your heart ♪ ♪ And then I'll crush it into smithereens ♪ ♪ You're my special fella ♪ ♪ We'll slaughter all our enemies ♪ ♪ And send 'em straight down to hell-aaaa ♪ The camera pulls out. Cyn completed her search. And now that that's done, let's get to the MERCH.
Now you won't be alone on special fella day with these MD Animiniz you can collect and display. With seven terrible options and one rare to see, they all don't matter, 'cause you can collect me. Get 10% off your Animiniz when you purchase two or more.
Failure to purchase me will end in family-friendly gore. Speaking of me, we have a Cyn hoodie. Make your special fella warm with delicious ASCII string, beautiful lines of code, and CALLBACK PING.
Now, enough about me. Let's talk about CYN. Pierce your special fella's skin with this cute and tiny Cyn pin.
Hey, that rhymed. Next is the Murder Drnes Volume 1 vinyl, with OSTs from Ep. 1-3.
Have fun committing violence with "KnifeDance. mp3. " -[J]: And no special fella day is done without this JC Jenson hat.
Show them all how much you love corporate. -[Cyn]: That is not Cyn merch. [KABOOM!
] -[J]: AAGH! -[Cyn]: Find your special fella and more with these items now over at murderdrones. store.
