do you have any coupons for me that's what i ask you we all have our roles to play well you think you just found a cheat code for the store oh yeah i keep a few hundred percent offs back here for the smart customers bring your own scan must be free and you must be out of your mind i think you're the first person to say that you're not even the first one today don't worry about the scan i'll type in the product code and charge a double i swear i fake laugh at this job
so much i forget how my real one sounds you're open for 10 more minutes i'll be quick quickly moving to the exit this ain't a basketball game we're not playing to the buzzer you had the choice to hold a bunch of minimum wage workers hostage or go shopping tomorrow you chose wrong get out [Music] do you work here obviously yes how many people you know wear a name tag recreationally what do you think i'm behind the counter because i got lost do i work here no i'm just dressed like this because i'm going to the
midnight premiere of ikea the movie hi how are you i'm just looking and i'm just saying hi i'm not trying to sell you something i'm trying to have one interaction at work that makes me feel like a human being i have feelings too i'm a pisces
