hey everyone it's Ducket here um it's time to get down to the Brass tax big corporations suck ass now if you're a human being that lives on this planet called Earth then you probably already know the shady [ __ ] that goes on behind these companies you know such as Verizon charging his customers $1 just to make a couple hundred million and not have to worry about anything because the lawsuits way less than how much they made or how about craft mac and cheese adding Rocket Fuel chemicals to their food such as par flma wherever
the hell this thing is but it doesn't matter because the chemical is used to make rocket fuel I mean I guess it's pretty cool that the mac and cheese I'm eating has Trace Amounts of rocket fuel in it that's pretty cool so long that you're not worried about your uh thyroid gland being affected by it but yeah you got a bowl mac and cheese or how about you know your favorite clothing brand using Chinese sweat shop workers to make clothing fractions of a penny and then up charging it thousands of percents just for you to
buy it and you know wear it maybe once but there is one company that really grinds my gears and that's Apple I can already hear the comment section actually Apple's the best company if I take that back now I do agree with you Apple was a good company when this guy was still alive you got a guy like Steve Jobs right you know making the first phone touchscreen it blew any other phone out of the water but in today's world Apple's pretty [ __ ] first we need to talk about iOS now in your regular
Android phone if it gets a virus you just take it to Jimmy you know you'll fix it up for a few bucks and you're all good to go now apple on the other hand if your phone gets a virus you either take it to a certified Apple dealership and there's people that say they pay a couple hundred bucks to thousands of dollars just to fix their phone meaning if your phone is a virus and you don't have the money to pay for it it's pretty much a brick or how about the three generations of iPhones
that they have made and if uh you ask Apple what's different they I have no clue but then in less than a year spans they somehow created a new generation of iPhone spoiler alert there's nothing different besides them taking the iPhone 15 and just literally rearranging the camera layout on the front and then slapping a brand new quote unquote a18 chip in there that requires more RAM for the phone that's all that's different now I can go on and on about this [ __ ] you know but there's one thing that got to me and
I heard it on my car radio going to work and it is sick predict now apparently this app that is integrated to your Apple watch it can predict uh you getting the flu or the common cold now tell me Apple how the hell does that [ __ ] work hey Jim is that the new Apple w well actually yes it is uh it actually can tell you if you need to go see the doctor if you're getting sick Oh oh my God I I got to go doc you got to help me my watch has
been telling me I'm about to get for the flu what the hell are we even talking about my my watch has been telling me I'm about to get the flu wow holy [ __ ] I guess I don't need a job anymore um I guess you could just take these pills I guess thanks Doc you're a lifesaver thank you so much ja a watch that's not how this [ __ ] works that's like me just telling you that you're about to have tuberculosis and if you don't see a doctor in 3 days then you're just
you're you're just dead and another thing what if it just gets wrong readings what the hell my heart rate's at 250 Apple watch retake heart rate now you need to go see doctor no I'm not going to the doctors what you about to die go to the doctors how am I going to die what what what are you talking about just go to the doctors man all right fine I'll go to the doctors now it's crazy to me that Apple charges $4 a month for users to use this and there's about 100,000 users so Apple's
making $2.9 million a year just by people thinking that they're sick but yeah that uh wraps up why I think Apple's the shittiest company um uh I I got nothing else to say uh this was Ducket and thank you for watching [Music]
