*10 HOURS* OF SML MARATHON! (FUNNIEST JEFFY VIDEOS)

All right, Jeffy, it's time to go to school. >> Daddy, let me TELL YOU SOMETHING. I DON'T LIKE SCHOOL. >> I know you don't like school, Jeffy, but every kid has to go to school. >> Except for me, because I don't have to. >> You do, Jeffy. You do have to go to school, Jeffy. I don't have time to play games. You're already running late. Look, I'm going to go wait in the car. You better be out there in 2 minutes. >> I have to brush my teeth first. >> Then brush your teeth really fast

and then meet me in the car. Okay, I'm going be outside. >> All right, daddy. Now I'm all out of toothpaste and I can't brush my teeth. Oh well. [Music] Come on, Jeffy. We don't have all day. You have to go to school. Get your ass in the car, Jeffy. It's time to go to school. >> I don't have to. >> You do HAVE TO, JEFFY. YOU do have to go to school. Get your ass in the car. I'm giving you a spanking. >> WELL, YOU BETTER CLAP THESE CHEEKS, DADDY, CUZ I'M NOT GOING TO

SCHOOL. GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR, JEFFREY. I'M GETTING I'M TAKING YOUR FORTNITE. FINE, DADDY. You win. Oh my god. So annoying. Where did Jeffy go? JEFFY, WHERE'D YOU GO, JEFFY? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? UH, I'm going to leave without you. Uh, after school, I was going to take you on a on a toy shopping spree, but since uh you want to play games, uh, you know what? You're not going. SO, I'M LEAVING WITHOUT YOU, JEFFY. Leaving without you. WHAT WAS THAT? JEFFY, WHAT'S WRONG? >> YOU RAN OVER MY LEG, DADDY. >> WELL, WHAT WAS

YOUR LEG DOING BEHIND THE TIRE? >> WHAT WAS YOUR TIRE DOING IN FRONT OF MY LEG? >> JEFFY, WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR LEG ANYWHERE NEAR A CAR TIRE? >> CUZ I didn't want to go to school. >> Well, was it worth it? Was it worth not going to school by breaking your leg? >> I don't know, Daddy. Do I have to go to school? >> Let me call A DOCTOR. JUST COME ON, >> JEFFY. It's okay. I called the doctor. He's on his way. >> Daddy, I think my neck is broken. >> Well, stop

swinging AROUND LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT. >> HEY THERE. SOMEBODY call a doctor. >> Is that a chicken leg? >> Oh, yeah. You caught me on my lunch break. It's okay. I got time. What's up? >> Well, I accidentally ran over my son's leg with my car. >> How do you accidentally run over your son's leg? >> It's a long story. We We just want to know if it's broken. >> Well, if it's broken, why is he chewing on it? >> Jeffy, spit that out. >> It really hurts, doctor. >> Well, how do you even know

it's broken? >> Well, uh, Jeffy, are you sure it's broken? >> Hold on. Let me MAKE SURE. >> WHAT? GIVE ME GIVE ME THE HAMMER. >> WELL, if it wasn't broken, it definitely is now. >> Well, well, what do we do about it? >> Um, well, let me take an X-ray of the leg, and I'll be right back. >> All right, so I got the X-ray. >> Is it broken? >> Oh, no. It's perfect, actually. >> Really? >> Yeah. Just look for yourself. Oh, man. Doesn't that look delicious? Look at all the meat on there.

It's going to be so Good when I take this first bite. >> What are you doing? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO X-RAY MY SON'S LEG. OH, YEAH. YEAH, that'd be smart. I should probably do that, too. >> Why would you X-ray a chicken leg? >> Oh, well, see, I'm paranoid and I X-ray all the food that I eat, you know, in case somebody tries to hide some glass or razor blades or something in there. I'm like a walking Chernobyl from all the radiation that I've eaten. My balls Have balls. I have a tail. I pee green slime,

but that's that's probably from something I did in college. You know, wrap it before you tap it. >> All right. So, what are we doing about my son? Like, are you going to X-ray that? >> Yeah, sure. I can do that. But uh first I'm going to I'm going to eat this. What? How rude. Just x-ray my son's leg so we can see if it's broken. >> Fine. Okay. So, I got the X-ray. >> Is it a chicken leg again? >> No, it's your son's leg this time. >> Wait, so it's broken? >> Yeah, his

fibula heel looks pretty bad. It looks like a chair after my ex-wife sat on it. Broken cuz she's fat. >> All right. So, how do we fix my son's broken leg? >> No, it's fine. We'll just put a cast on it. It'll heal on its own. >> A cast? >> What the [ __ ] >> What? He doesn't have any toes. >> Jeffy, you don't have any toes. My little piggies went to the market. That's what my mommy told me. >> Yeah, they must have wee wee weeed way the [ __ ] home. They must

have loved roast beef. >> Well, can we give them like a toe transplant? >> A toe transplant? What are you going to donate your toes? I don't have any to give. Okay, let's just get back to the Leg. So, you have to put a cast on it. >> Yeah, I guess I can put a cast on the leg right now. >> All right. So, how's the cast coming? >> Oh, it's coming pretty good. I'm almost done. Uh, Jeffy, could you hold that down for me? >> Yeah. >> All right. And done. Oh, look at that.

It's just like new. Now I can finally eat it. What? Oh, come on. I JUST WRAPPED THAT. >> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WRAP MY SON'S BROKEN LEG. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, I guess I could do that, too. >> Just do that. His leg is broken. >> All right, fine. All right. And done. There's the cast. >> How's the cast feel on your leg, Jeffy? >> There's a big ass sock, Daddy. >> It's not a sock, Jeffy. It's a cast. There's my baseball bat. Batter up. You just got hit in the head with my pee, Daddy.

16 in of Jeffrey pipe. Okay. How long have you wear the cast for? >> Uh, probably about 6 to 8 weeks. >> 6 TO 8 WEEKS. That's forever. >> What are you, 5 years old? Oh, that's forever. That's what you sound like. >> Okay. What about him going to school? How's he going to go to school? >> No, he can't go to school. He pretty much just has to sit in bed and not move. Just get him whatever he needs. >> I already do that for him. >> Oh, good. Then this shouldn't be too hard.

All right. Well, I will see you again in forever. >> Jeffy, look. Let's just get in bed so you can't move. All right, Daddy. Pick up my PP. You're touching my feet, daddy. >> It's your leg. >> All right, Jeffy. Look, you're going to stay in your room for 6 to 8 weeks until your leg gets better. So, if you need Anything, JUST CALL ME. >> DADDY? >> WHAT? JEFFY? >> DADDY, I don't want to be in my room anymore. I want to go back to the couch. >> I just brought you to your room,

Jeffy. Why didn't you tell me that when we were leaving the couch? >> Cuz I just got lonely when you left. >> All right, let's go to the couch. All right, Jeffy, you're back on the couch. Well, now, Daddy, I want to go back to My room. >> Well, no, Jeffy. You're not going back to your room. You were just in your room, and you want to come to the couch, so you're staying on the couch. >> Well, I changed my mind. >> Well, I'm not going to help you walk from here to your room

over and over again. >> Well, if you didn't break my leg, then I would just walk to my room myself. >> I did not break YOUR LEG, JEFFY. >> OH, OKAY. DANG. WELL, I guess a ghost was driving your car and put your car in reverse and backed over my leg. >> Jeffy, I would have ran over your leg if you didn't stick your leg under the tire. Well, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING MORE ATTENTION, DADDY. I >> I guess you're right, Jeffy. I should have been paying attention when I was driving, so I guess

it is my fault for breaking your legs, SO I'M SORRY. >> WELL, APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED, DADDY. >> WELL, WHATEVER, JEFFY. If you need anything, JUST CALL ME. >> DADDY, WHAT? >> OH, I'M HUNGRY. >> What do you want to eat? >> French fries. >> You're not eating French fries for dinner, Jeffy. That's not healthy. >> Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit here with my with my broken leg that you caused and just starve and think about French fries. All right, Jeffy. Fine. I'll get you French fries. >> We're green ketchup. >> Green ketchup? >>

Yep. >> There's no such THING AS GREEN KETCHUP. >> WELL, THEN FIND IT, DADDY. >> FINE, JEFFY. Just lower your voice. All right, Jeffy. Here's your French fries. >> Where's my green ketchup? >> And here's your green ketchup. >> Oh, hell yeah, daddy. Give me. Hey, daddy. I'm about to sneeze. >> Well, you know what, Jeffy? You better eat all of that. >> I'm not eating that [ __ ] Looks like boogers and poop. >> WELL, JEFFY, I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE STORE. I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE STORE TO GET THAT.

YOU'RE BEING A DICK HOLE. >> You broke JEFFY'S LEG. AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING JEFFY'S A DICK HOLE. I didn't ask for my leg to be broken. >> Okay, Jeffy, what do you want me to do with this? What do you want me to do WITH IT? >> THROW IT AWAY. I DON'T LIKE IT. >> JEFFY, I went all the way to the store to get you green ketchup, and now you're not going to eat it. >> I can't believe JEFFY'S BEING ANNOYING. I'M COMING, JEFFY. DADDY, WHAT? JEFFY, CAN YOU give me my cat piano? >>

Where's it at? >> It's right behind you. >> Jeffy, why didn't you JUST GET IT? >> CUZ my leg is broken. DADDY, I'M SORRY, JEFFY. WELL, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROKE MY LEG ONCE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO KEEP TORTURING ME, DADDY. OH, LOOK. LOOK. Here's your cat piano. I'm sorry, Jeffy. Thanks, Daddy. JEFFY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING it with YOUR BROKEN LEG? DOESN'T THAT HURT? >> OH, it hurts real bad, Daddy. >> Well, then use your hand. >> Oh, yeah. >> All right. If you need anything, just call me. >> DADDY, WHAT? JEFFY, >> I

love you. >> I love you, too. Look, look, look, look. Instead of screaming my name every time you want something, look. Here's a bell. So, every time you want something, just ring the bell and I'll GET IT. >> OH, HELL YEAH, GANG. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEP. SO, that's how it works. Every time You want something, just ring the bell. All right, sir. I'll see you later. JEFFY, STOP IT. I WANT SOMETHING, DADDY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> A bowl of ice cream. >> You're not getting a bowl of ice cream cuz

you didn't eat your French fries with the green ketchup. >> Ice cream. >> No ice cream. >> Ice cream. >> No ice cream. >> Ice cream. >> NO ICE CREAM. >> ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. FINE. I'LL GET IT, YOU LITTLE [ __ ] >> FIRST YOU BREAK JUMPY'S LEG, THEN YOU CALL HIM A DICK HOLE. AND THEN YOU CALL HIM A LITTLE [ __ ] OKAY, I'LL GET YOUR stupid ice cream. >> All right, Jeffy, here's your ice cream. What do you want now? >> A new daddy. >> WHY?

>> CUZ YOU'RE FULL OF [ __ ] >> WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, JEFFY? >> WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM AT, DADDY? >> YOU never said you wanted chocolate ice cream. You just said YOU WANTED ICE CREAM. >> I ALWAYS EAT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. >> WELL, NEXT TIME SAY YOU WANT CHOCOLATE ice cream, SO I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. >> Chocolate ice cream. >> I'm not getting you chocolate ice cream. >> Chocolate ice cream. >> You already have ice cream. WE DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE. >> CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. >> I'M NOT GETTING YOU CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.

SPONGEBOB TOYS. >> SPONGEBOB. I'M not getting YOU SPONGEBOB TOYS. GO GET IT. NO. HOP ASS, DADDY. >> I'M NOT GETTING SPONGEBOB TOYS. SPONGEBOB TOYS. >> I'M GOING. WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? [Music] >> All right, Jeffy. This is the only Spongebob toy I could find. >> Dang. What's wrong with Spongebob? He looks just as cracked down as you are. >> Jeffy, look. It's just a fun toy. Help me stretch it. >> That's what she said. [Applause] >> JEFFY, WHY'D YOU LET GO OF IT? >> Cuz it was annoying as [ __ ] >> Well,

Jeffy, that was the only Spongebob Toy I could find. >> MORE SPONGEBOB TOYS. >> WELL, LOOK, THEY DIDN'T HAVE SPONGEBOB, but they had Patrick. >> Daddy, that was my face when I saw the girl with the fat ass. It was also my face when I found out that we didn't have any chocolate ice cream. Well, Jeffy, those are the only two toys you can play with. That's the only ones I could find. >> Fortnite piñata. >> What piñata? >> FORTNITE PIñATA. >> IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. WHERE AM I GOING TO GET A PIñATA AT? >>

FORTNITE PIñATA. >> OKAY, I'LL GOOGLE IT. I'LL FIND IT. All right, Jeffy. Here's your Fortnite piñata. >> Daddy, where did you bump your head at? >> What? >> THAT IS NOT THE FORTNITE PIñATA. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT FORTNITE IS. >> GO PLAY FORTNITE AND TRY AGAIN. >> All right, Jeffy. HOW ABOUT THIS? >> OH, HELL YEAH, DADDY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. GIVE ME [ __ ] >> YOU WHY WOULD YOU BREAK IT, JEFFY? >> JEFFY, >> why would you BREAK IT? >> I DON'T KNOW, DADDY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET IT

OPEN. WELL, LOOK, there's cool stuff inside it like like whatever those are. And >> toys. >> Yeah, look. >> Fortnite toys. >> Look, there's some at the door. So, look, just just play with this and I'll be right back. >> Thanks, Dad. >> Uh, hello. >> Hey, I'm Jeffy teacher and I see you no come to school today. And I hear you break your leg. >> Yes. Uh, Jeffy broke his leg and he's not going to be able to come back to School for 6 to 8 weeks. >> Oh, just because he broke his rig

doesn't mean he doesn't have to learn. So, I bring you 6 to 8 week worth of homework and he has to do it or else he fail. >> Oh, yes. He still needs to learn even though uh he broke his leg. So, I'll make sure he does this. Okay. >> All right. Thank you. >> All right. Jeffy, >> who was at the door, daddy? >> It was your teacher. >> What did his ass want? >> Well, he brought you the next 6 to 8 weeks worth of school work. >> School work? I'M NOT EVEN in

school. >> Yes, Jeffy. But just because you broke your leg doesn't mean you can't learn. >> Well, my brain don't work. >> We all know that, Jeffy. >> I'm not doing it. >> Yes, you are. >> No, I'm not. >> Yes, you are. >> Eat my ass. >> You know what? NO MORE BELL. >> NO, DAD. HOLD ON. I GOT TO DING IT. I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. [ __ ] YOU. >> NO MORE BELL for you, JEFFY. >> DAVE, THIS WAS MY FACE WHEN I SAW ALL THE HOMEWORK I GOT. >> AND THAT'S GOING

TO BE your teacher's face when you finish all this homework. A >> All right, Jeffy. You only have a few more pages of homework left. >> Kill me, Jeffy. I think that's the doctor. It's been 6 to 8 weeks. I think you get your cast off today. Yay. [Music] All right. And there you go. The cast is off and your leg is back to normal. Well, back to normal for you. You no toe heaven freak. >> Well, doctor, thanks for fixing his leg. >> Jeffy, I hope you learned your lesson these last 6 to 8

weeks. >> I sure did, Daddy. >> Now, get ready to go to school. Okay. >> Okay. [Music] Hopefully Jeffy learned his lesson. WHERE? JEFFY, WHERE YOU AT? JEFFY? JEFFY, what are you doing? Daddy, you better hurry up and run these [ __ ] over cuz I'm looking forward to another 6 to 8 week vacation. [Music] Jeffy, it's time to go to school. Wake up. It's time to go to school, Jeffy. What? Riddle? Santa Claus lands here? Wait, Jeffy, we don't have time to play games or solve riddles. You have to get ready to go to

school. Santa Claus lands here? What does that even mean? The fireplace. It's the fireplace. All right, Jeffy. I'm tired of your stupid games. It's time to go to school. Jeffy, Where you at? It's the fireplace. Santa Claus lands here. He lands in the fireplace. If it's not the fireplace, where else could it be? Santa Claus lands here. Santa Claus lands the roof. [Music] >> Jeffy, what are you doing on the roof? >> I don't want to go to school. Get your ass inside the house and get ready for school. >> If you make ME GO

TO SCHOOL, I'M JUMPING OFF THE ROOF. >> JEFFY, you're not going to jump off the roof. >> Bet me $5 then. >> I'm not going to BET YOU $5. >> CUZ YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE $5. >> NO, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU JUMPING OFF THE ROOF. >> LOOK, ARE YOU MAKING me go to school or not? >> Yes. Jeffy, don't you jump off that Roof. If you jump off the roof, you're grounded. >> Literally. >> WAIT, JEFFY. JEFFY, BUT >> are you okay? >> Oh, no. >> What color is my hat? >> D, you

know I don't know my colors. >> All right. you. That's kind of normal of you. Um Oh, you know, I'm going to call a doctor just TO MAKE SURE. >> WELL, I WANT MY FIVE BUCKS. >> YOU'RE NOT GETTING FIVE BUCKS, JEFFY. >> THEN YOU BET ME $5 I WOULDN'T JUMP OFF THE ROOF. >> I DID NOT ACCEPT THAT BET. YOU JUMP OFF because you didn't want to GO TO SCHOOL. >> WELL, I STILL WANT MY FIVE BUCKS. >> ALL RIGHT. LOOK, I'M GOING TO CALL A DOCTOR and then I'll give you a stupid five

bucks. All right. >> All right, buddy. >> Then I'm giving you this bill for $10,000 for wasting my time. >> For $10,000? >> NO, D. NO, DON'T CALL THE DOCTOR. WHY? >> CUZ HE'S GOING TO CHARGE YOU A LOT OF MONEY and then you won't be able to get ME MY FIVE BUCKS. >> OKAY, LOOK. The doctor has never charged me any money. He's my friend. Okay, so look, come on. We have to get you checked. >> Oh, but this time he's different. >> Hey there, somebody call a doctor. >> Oh, thank god you're here,

doctor. My Son jumped off the roof and landed on his head. >> Oh my god. Is he dead? >> Uh, no. >> Well, is he bleeding? >> Uh, no. >> Does he have any broken bones? >> Uh, I don't think so. >> Is he in any pain at all? >> Jeffy, are you in pain? >> No. Oh, then what am I doing here? >> Well, I mean I I wanted you to check him Because he jumped off the roof and landed on his head. So, I just wanted you to check him and make sure he's

okay. >> Okay. Hey, kid. You okay? >> Yeah, >> he's okay. >> Well, I just wanted you to like double check and make sure he didn't have like a concussion. >> He's wearing a helmet. I'm pretty sure he's fine. You know, I could be at the Hospital right now saving lives, but instead I'm sitting here on your couch looking at a perfectly unharmed kid. >> I'm sorry for wasting your time. >> Yeah, me too. In fact, I'm so sorry that I'm giving you this bill for $10,000 for wasting my time. with $10,000. You've never charged

me before. >> Well, I'm getting really tired of coming over here for stupid reasons. >> This wasn't a stupid reason. He jumped off the roof and landed on his head. >> Well, he didn't get hurt, though. I mean, I bit my cheek eating breakfast this morning, but I didn't call the doctor. I just said, "Ow." And I kept eating and I just chewed with the other side of my mouth. You know how it goes. You've eaten before. >> I'm sorry. >> Yeah. Well, I want my $10,000 and you can pay me right now. >> Well,

right now? >> Yep. >> Well, I have to go to the bank and get a loan then. >> Okay. Oh, wait. >> Jeffy, it looks like you're not getting YOUR $5. >> DADDY, I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. >> WELL, LOOK, JEFFY, LOOK. Get in the car. I'm going to drop you off at school on the way to the bank. >> All right, Crash. I got a SURPRISE FOR YOU. NO HOMEWORK FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. >> YEAH. >> NO. WHY? The reason you guys have no homework for the rest of the

year is because we did a study and we realized that homework is stressing the kids out. They don't want to do homework at home. They just want to play Fortnite. They only want to learn in school. So, no homework for the rest of the year unless you guys start misbehaving and then I'm going to erase The no. So, that means homework for the rest of the year. You guys got it? No homework for the rest OF THE YEAR. THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. >> I KNOW, JUNIOR. IT'S SO COOL. >> HEY, CODY,

you want to throw this ball? >> YEAH. >> NO, JUNIOR, DON'T THROW THE BALL. >> WHY? WE WANT TO HAVE FUN. >> CUZ SOMETHING BAD'S GOING TO HAPPEN. >> NOTHING BAD'S GOING TO HAPPEN. >> GIVE ME YOUR BALL. >> CODY, THROW IT ON JEFFY. >> UHOH. A DAMN IT CRASH. WHY YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A [ __ ] BIG BLACK [ __ ] HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEAD. WHY YOU DO THAT? DAMN IT, CRASH. BECAUSE OF THAT, [Music] THAT MEANS HOMEWORK FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. ALL YOU GOT TO KNOW

IS [ __ ] HOMEWORK. 100 PAGES OF HOMEWORK EVERY SINGLE NIGHT FOR THE REST OF THE [ __ ] YEAR. HOMEWORK FOR HITTING ME IN THE HEAD WITH BIG BLACK [ __ ] 100 PAGES OF HOMEWORK EVERY NIGHT. SEE, JUNIOR, I TOLD YOU, JUN B WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. >> WELL, JEFFY, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. IT'S MY FAULT. IT'S HIS FAULT. HE'S THE ONE WHO THREW THE BALL REALLY HIGH. >> WELL, I ONLY THREW IT really high cuz you were in the way. >> Yeah, Jeffy. He only threw it high because you were trying to

stop us from throwing it. We were going to toss it between our desks. He was never going to throw it that high until you got in the Way. >> I knew this was going to happen. >> Well, if you knew it was GOING TO HAPPEN, THEN WHY'D YOU STILL DO IT? >> I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. JEFFY, YOU'RE so stupid. Just don't talk to us. >> We're trying to stop it. [Music] >> Hey, Daddy. Can you help me with my homework? >> Jesus Christ,

Jeffy, why do you have so much homework? >> Cuz some kid threw a ball and then the ball hit the clock and then the clock hit the teacher in the head and the teacher got pissed and gave you a bunch of homework. >> Jeffy, were you the kid that threw the ball? >> No. >> Jeffy, tell the truth. >> DADDY, I DIDN'T THROW THE BALL. I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD THE KID NOT TO THROW THE BALL. >> WELL, JEFFY, you better get started on your homework cuz it's a lot of homework. >> I'm not

doing that [ __ ] I wouldn't even do that [ __ ] if it was one page. >> Jeffy, maybe if I told you what I ordered for dinner, you'll get happy. >> What are we having for dinner? I ORDERED PIZZA. PIZZA? YOU hear that, PEE? WE'RE GETTING PIZZA. PIZZA. PIZZA. JEFFY. JEFFY. Hold on, Jeffy. That must be the pizza. I'm going to go get it. All right. >> All right. Pay me. Ah. >> Thank you. >> All right. >> No. DAY. >> UH, HELLO. >> Hey there. You order a large pepperoni pizza? Uh, yeah.

But why is it opened? >> H >> Why is the box opened? >> Oh, well, I got bored, so I started counting all the pepperonis. >> Okay. Well, how many are there? >> Uh, 45. Well, actually 46 and then I ate one. >> Okay, >> that'll be $9.95. >> All right. Well, here's $10. You can keep the change. >> Really? 5cent tip. I drove all the way over here and counted all these pepperonis and you given me a 5-cent Tip. >> Okay. Well, one, I didn't ask you to count the pepperonis. Two, you ate one.

And three, I gave you 10 grand earlier when you were a doctor. >> Yeah, I guess that's fair. Okay, pay me. Ah, here you go. Oh, GIRL. OH, JEFFY, LOOK WHAT YOU DID. >> OH, I KNEW THAT WAS going to happen. I was just trying to prevent it. >> Oh, you know what, Jeffy? No eating for dinner. Since you want to ruin this Pizza, come with me. You're eating green beans. A >> All right, Jeffy, since you want to scare me and make me drop the pizza, you're going to eat green BEANS FOR DINNER. >>

DADDY, I ALREADY TOLD YOU. I WAS TRYING TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING. >> NO, YOU WEREN'T, JEFFY. YOU CAME UP BEHIND ME AND scared me on purpose. So, you're going to eat green beans. Oh. >> All right, Jeffy, open wide. >> That makes sense. All right, Jeffy, open wide. >> Jeffy, why would you go? >> That's it, Jeffy. YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR GREEN BEANS? WELL, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK AND YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR ROOM. >> WELL, that's fine, D. I like my room. I'M JUST GOING TO SIT RIGHT HERE AND PLAY FORTNITE. >>

FORTNITE? WELL, you know what, JEFFY? I'M TAKING YOUR TV, TOO. OH, HELL NO. DADDY, WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE CRACKPIPE DOWN AND I'LL TALK ABOUT IT LIKE [ __ ] ADULTS. NO, JEFF. IT'S TOO LATE FOR TALKING. I'M TAKING YOUR TV. HOW ARE YOU, >> DADDY? STOP. DADDY, GIVE ME MY TV BACK. >> NO, JEFFY, YOU'RE GROUNDED. GET AWAY. >> NO. DADDY, YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT. >> I'M NOT GOING TO BREAK IT, JEFFY. I'M JUST TAKING IT. >> NO, DADDY. I'M TRYING TO STOP IT FROM BEING BROKEN. >> I'M NOT GOING TO BREAK IT.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID, JIMMY. DADDY, THIS IS YOUR FAULT. I WAS TRYING TO STOP IT FROM BREAKING. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU, JEFFY, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. >> Hey there. You call the police? >> Yes, I did, officer. My son's been a very bad boy. He broke his TV and then he threw his plate of green beans at dinner. >> Now, what do you want me to do about it? >> I would like you to give him a talking To. >> A talking to? >> Yes. >>

I'm a police officer. I arrest people. I don't do talking twos. You're his father. You're supposed to punish him. Ground him or something. >> Well, he doesn't listen to me, so I thought he'd listen to a police officer. >> What? Okay. Hey, kid. You know that thing you did that you weren't supposed to do? Don't do it anymore. There. I Talked to him. Oh, feather. >> You know, you've been wasting my time a lot today. First, I came here as a doctor for no reason. And then I came here as a pizza man, and you

just threw the pizza on the floor. So, that was a waste of my time. And now that I come here as a cop, you want me to discipline your kid for you? You know what? You should be banned from using emergency services. >> Oh, daddy. >> What? >> He's going to shoot you in your leg. >> He's not going to shoot me in my leg, Jeff. He's a police officer. He wouldn't do that. What are you doing? >> There's a fly in here, and I'm going to shoot it. I hate flies. All right. Oh, there

he is. >> STOP IT. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET HIM. >> I'm going to get him. Don't worry. There. There he is. THERE HE IS. >> WHAT? STOP IT. >> Not quite. What? >> Okay. Okay. Just hold still. >> NO. NO. NO. OH, FEATHER. GOD DAMN IT. >> I GOT HIS ASS. >> OH, DADDY. I TOLD YOU THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. >> OH, I got your leg, too. >> Oh, god. Why would you do that? >> Sorry. I I'll go get my doctor outfit on. >> Oh god. >> There you go. You're all bandaged

up. >> I can't believe you shot me in the leg. I'm >> sorry. I just really hate flies. >> And Jeffy, you predicted that he would shoot me in the leg before it even happened. >> Oh, come on. But I shoot lots of unarmed people. He probably just saw it on the news. >> Well, that's what I've been trying to tell you, Daddy. I've been seeing things Before they happen all day. >> Oh, yeah. Well, then what are the lottery numbers tonight? >> Well, I can't pick one. I see. It just happens. >> Oh, yeah.

That sounds real believable. >> Well, I mean, all day he's been saying they've been seeing stuff before they even happen. >> All right, stand back. >> I don't know. I don't think anybody can predict the future. Cuz if they could, They should have warned me not to marry my ex-wife cuz she was a [ __ ] Is that a bat in your house? >> A bat? THERE'S A BAT IN YOUR HOUSE. HOW'D A BAT GET IN MY HOUSE? >> I don't know. But I have the perfect thing for this. This is my bat that I

used to kill bats. It's my bat bat. I use it to bat bad bats, not good bats. I only bat bad bats with my bat bat. You see all that blood? That's all the blood from the bad bats that I batted with my Bat bat. All right, I'm going to go kill this bad bat. All right, stand back. Oh, my bad. >> JEFFY, ARE YOU OKAY? [Music] JEFFY, are you okay? Doctor, can you check to see if he's okay? >> Okay. Hey, kid. Are you bleeding? >> No. >> Do you have any broken bones? >>

No. >> Are you in any pain at all? >> No. >> Okay. Well, in that case, here is another bill for $10,000 for wasting my time, and you can pay me right now. [Music] >> Oh man, Thomas, I can't wait to watch Dofy the Dragon. IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER. >> All righty, kids. It's time for >> DOFY THE DRAGON. HEY KIDS, it's Doofy the Dragon and today I'm sitting in an electric chair because my life sucks and I want to die. Turn it on, JIMMY. [Applause] THAT'S SO FUNNY, DOFY. OH, MAN. THOMAS, YOU SEE

THAT? WHAT? THOMAS, where'd you go? Thomas, where'd you go? Wait, where am I? >> Hey there. Is this your blue hot dog? >> WAIT, WAIT, THOMAS. THIS IS MY TOY TRAIN. >> OH. OH, I thought it was a hot dog. Everything that falls down here, I think It's food. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who are you? >> I'm Hansel. I've been living in your couch for about 3 weeks. >> Why don't you leave? >> You can't. The couch is too deep. >> Wait, you can't leave. >> NOPE. HOW DO I GET OUT? >> YOU CAN'T.

WHAT do you eat down here? That >> what? >> Yeah, I just been snacking on all that stuff. I just ate a random pill I found and now I can't. I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE. I DON'T WANT TO BE TRAPPED IN THIS COUCH. HELP. HELP. HELP. HELP. [Music] M. Fried chocolate chip cookies. My favorite. Oh, let me cook this. Oh, YEAH. JUNIOR, THE DOOR IS RINGING. OPEN IT. LET ME get back to the cookies. JUNIOR, I SAID OPEN THE DAMN DOOR. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. WHO IS THIS? [Music] >> HELLO. WHAT?

What do you guys want? >> Is Junior home? >> Yes. He's probably in the room on the couch. Just come in. >> Okay. [Music] Get me out of this couch. OH MY GOD, THOMAS. We're stuck inside the couch forever. I don't know what we're going to do. Help. >> Yo, >> where is he? Cody, I >> I don't know. JONAK, >> GUYS. GUYS, I'M TRAPPED INSIDE THE COUCH, GUYS. >> WHERE IS HE, CODY? I >> I don't know. Jonia, >> maybe he's in his room. >> Maybe. Let's Let's check there. >> No way, GUYS. DON'T

GO ANYWHERE. I'M INSIDE THE COUCH, GUYS. I'M INSIDE THE COUCH. >> JOSEPH, where is he? Oh, >> I don't know, dude. >> He's not in his room. He's not in here. Where could he be? >> I don't know. Uh, what if something bad happened to him? >> He's probably fine or dead. >> What? Or dead? >> Yeah, but I mean, even if he was dead, Would we really even miss him that much? >> I don't know, Kyle. He is our friend, right? >> I mean, I guess, but he's mean to us all the time. >>

Yeah, he he always whines about his Thomas and and always talk about winning. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he makes fun of my mom and he calls her a pig all the time. >> Yeah. And he makes fun of my mom. She's dead. >> Yeah. Yeah. And that's messed up cuz your mom actually is dead. >> Yeah. Dude, >> Junior's an [ __ ] >> Yeah. I don't think I like him. And I only come over here to watch TV, you know, cuz my house doesn't have power. >> Yeah. Yeah. And he's always like trying

to hit on me and throwing his delicious ass my way. And it's like, "Back off, man. I'm taken." Right. >> What? They They've just been using me to watch TV and they don't care if I'm dead or not. Oh, hey kid. How long was I asleep? >> Oh, Hel, can you do me a favor? >> Yeah, sure. >> Um, can you drag those two people on top of the couch inside here with me? >> Okay, I'll try. >> Seriously, Joseph, you ever noticed when we're hanging out, Junior's like all up on me and trying to

kiss me and stuff And it's like, back off, man. I have a boyfriend, you know. >> Cody, literally, I never seen that happen. >> Hey, guys. >> Junior, you've been in the couch the whole time. I think so, dude. >> Yeah, I heard all the mean stuff you were saying about me. >> Well, yeah. Like you use me for my TV and you think I'm hitting on you. >> Well, you are. >> I mean, you do have a good TV, dude. >> Well, you know what, GUYS? I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS with you anymore.

So, get out of my couch. >> Well, fine. We will. >> Okay. >> You can't get out, guys. >> What do you mean we can't get out? >> I've been trying to get out for an hour, and Hansel's been here for 3 weeks. >> Who's Hansel? >> The homeless guy over there. >> Oh, Jesus. >> Yeah, you can't get out. It's too hard to get out. >> We have to get out of this couch somehow, Junior. >> Yeah, dude. >> Well, I'm not going to help you guys. You guys are mean to me. You use

me and I don't want to be friends anymore. >> Well, fine. I'll just use my muscles to get us out. >> You can't. Your muscles can't get you Out. >> Junior, have you seen my muscles? They're extraordinary. >> Come on, CON. >> YEAH. OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS couch made of? Like titanium or something? >> Yeah. See, I told you it won't work. I've been trying to get off like the last hour. It's hot in here. I want to get out. >> What are we going to do? >> I DON'T KNOW. HELP. HELP. I

CAN GET LOUDER THAN YOU. [Music] >> Dinner served. JUNIOR AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS. THE DINNER'S READY. [Music] JUNIOR, I SAID YOUR DINNER'S READY. I KNOW YOU HEARD ME. GOD DAMN IT, JUNIOR. I SAID DINNER'S READY. JUNIOR. >> JUNIOR. Is that Shibbe? >> Yeah, I think it is. >> Yeah, dude. >> SHIBBE, COME OUT RIGHT NOW. IF YOU'RE HIDING, I SWEAR TO GOD, you mama bear. Who the hell is mama bear? [Music] Wait, your mom's calling Cody? >> Damn it, it's about the rash. >> Uh, hello. >> Hey, Cody Ken. This is Mommy. I love you.

>> This is not Cody. This is pee pee. >> Cody, I don't want to talk to your pee. Honey, I want to talk to you. >> You're not talking to Cody's Peep. This is Chef Peepee. >> Oh, that's so cute. Your pee pee is a chef. That's adorable. >> No, lady. Look, you're talking to Chef Peepi. I found your your son's phone on a couch. >> What? You molested my son on a couch? >> No, I No, NO, NO, NO. LIKE THAT. I FOUND HIS PHONE ON MY COUCH. >> WELL, WHOEVER you are, tell Cody

that he needs to come home cuz he's got a rash On his tushy and if he doesn't get his ointment, it's going to spread. >> Look, lady, I don't know where he is. What? You okay? I'm coming over there. >> What? Look. Fine. Come over. >> Wow. Guys, it's truly amazing. >> What? Dude, >> what? >> That a pig can use a cell phone. >> Damn it, Junior. See, this is why I SAID I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU. >> I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW your mom can use a Cell phone if she's a pig. Like,

>> damn it, Junior. >> All she's saying is oink oink oink oink. [Music] >> Uh, hello. >> Oh, aren't you a spicy little burrito? >> I'm Italian. >> Oh, my bueno. >> Look, what do you want? I just need Cody to come home. >> Look, I don't know WHERE CODY IS. >> WELL, WELL, where did you find Cody's Phone? >> Well, it was on the couch. >> Okay. Well, maybe you should uh let me in and show me this couch. >> Well, just follow me. >> Okay. You think it's okay to eat one of these

gummy bears? >> I don't know. Hel ate something. He passed out. >> Dude, I found a shop. >> Ew. Wait, whose sock is that? >> I don't know. >> No one wears. >> I found your son's phone right here on the couch. >> Oh no. Poor Cody. I don't know what I'm going to do if I can't find him. I guess I'll just have to make another one. >> What? >> Your mom AND CHEF ARE HERE. >> WE'RE DOWN HERE. >> OH, you you're so strong. I can just see your muscles poking out of your

jacket. >> I didn't even do anything. >> Oh, and this mustache. How long did it take you to grow that? >> Don't touch it. Just don't touch it. >> Oh, no. What? >> You got a stain on your jacket. >> Where? >> Right here. Oops. [Music] What the hell? What? What are you doing? >> Is Chef Peavey [ __ ] my mom? >> Dude, I think so. >> Hey, Cody, your mom's getting porked cuz She's a pig. >> Shut up, JUNIOR. >> SAVAGE. >> THE SAVAGE DANCE. >> JUNIOR, shut up. I hope it's not Junior.

Junior, I still had sex with your dad. >> Well, well, I mean, do you think your mom will let me have a turn? Oh, wait. SHE'S A PIG. JUNIOR, YOU STUPID. [Music] >> OH, you're my favorite person. I'm going To call you my little synchro de Mayo. >> I'm Italian. >> Oh, but we still can't find Cody. And we looked everywhere. >> Oh, we looked everywhere. You sure we looked? >> I I think we should call the police. >> Oh, yeah. For rape. >> I'm I'm going to go call him right now. >> Don't forget

the rape. >> Cody, why'd you have to hit me? I told you not to make fun of my mom, Junior. >> I didn't know pigs had feelings. >> Wait, wait, dude. They're calling the cops. >> They're calling THE COPS. YEAH. >> WAIT, HOW? >> OKAY, WHAT SEEMS TO be the problem? Oh, my poor Cody. He's missing. >> I got raped. >> Wait, what's this about? A rape? I didn't get a call about rape. >> Yeah, she raped me. >> What are you talking about, man? Women Can't rape men. What? He's some kind of gay. What?

No, she raped me. What? What are you talking? >> Okay, ma'am. So, when did your son go missing? Oh, I don't know. Like like an hour ago. >> Yeah, and Junior's missing, too. I called him his name and I couldn't find him. I don't know where he is. >> I like your mustache. Are you? >> Yeah. >> Come on, GUYS. BE SERIOUS. THERE'S PEOPLE MISSING. DAMN IT. >> HEY, GUYS. I THINK THE COPS ARE HERE. >> REALLY? >> WAIT, IS MY MOM [ __ ] THE COP, TOO? >> HEY, JOSEPH. LOOK, a pig is having

SEX WITH A PIG. >> MOM, COME ON. YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO EASY FOR JUNIOR. >> STOP. HELP, THOUGH. SERIOUSLY, we need HELP. YEAH. PLEASE HELP. >> HELP. HELP. HELP. >> WOO. Now that is what I call a cavity Search. >> The kids are still missing. >> Oh, right. Right. Yeah. The kids. The kids. Uh, yeah. I'm I'm going to go to the news. I'm going to put out an Amber Alert and we're going to get on this. Okay. Uh, does that work for you? Oh, yeah. Anything for you. Oh, you want one, too, don't you?

>> People, get the hell OUT OF MY HOUSE. >> UH, YEAH. Come on. >> WAIT. WAIT. GUYS. WHERE ARE THEY GOING? COME BACK. >> GUYS. GUYS. I THINK THEY SAID they're going to the news to get an Amber Alert. >> Okay. Well, that'll help. They'll find us eventually. No, they won't. Guys, we're stuck in a couch. >> I know that, Cody. We know we're stuck on a couch. Duh. >> Yeah. Where have you been the last 5 minutes? >> Yeah, stupid. >> Yeah, we're not blind like you. We don't Need glasses. >> All right, fine.

But we really need to get out of here. >> Well, Cody, there's no way out. Like, even if you wanted to leave right now, like even if your life depended on it, you can't get out. Like, you cannot get out of here. You're stuck in here forever, Cody. >> Guys, guys, is is is it getting really cramped in here all of a sudden? >> I mean, your mom's not here, so no, it's Not cramped. >> No, shut up, Junior. I feel like the walls are closing in. >> Those are not. They're exactly the same. Look.

See? What are you talking about, >> guys? I think I'm having a panic attack. I'm really claustrophobic. >> Are you afraid of clothes? >> No, Junior. Shut up. I'm afraid of small spaces. >> Wouldn't that be a small spacophobia? >> NO, JUNIOR. I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND I'M FREAKING OUT. I just I feel like I can't breathe. >> Well, I can breathe perfectly. Yeah, me too. >> If you couldn't breathe, you would die. >> We can breathe. Cody, >> you okay? Cody sleeping? >> Yeah. Cody, stop whining. >> Yeah, he's tired, dude. >> Jo, I'm getting really

hungry. >> Yeah. Um, me too, dude. >> Where those gummy bears at? >> A I ate them all, bro. >> YOU ATE THEM ALL? >> I GOT HUNGRY, MAN. >> WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO eat now? >> I don't know. It's Lynn or something in here. >> Oh my god, I'm really hungry. >> What are we going to do? >> I don't know. [Music] >> Breaking news, Mai. It has now been Several weeks and the three missing children have not been found. Gut, the police are saying they are determining the kids to be dead

and all searches will be called off. Gut [Music] poor Junior, Joseph, and Cody. I MEAN, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO GO MISSING? I mean, I hate Junior, BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE or go missing. >> Oh, guys, I'm so hungry. >> I'm dying, >> dude. We already ate the homeless guy. >> Yeah, we got to find something else to eat. We're going to have to eat one of us. >> We got to eat the weakest person. >> Uh, I'll be okay then. I'm hunky as hell. >> Let's do a group vote. Who should we

eat? >> Uh, I vote Cody. Do >> Yeah, I vote Cody, too. >> You know what? As long as you start with My ass, I guess that's fine. >> You know what? I'm going to change the news. I don't want to watch it anymore. It's too depressing. Where's the remote? Where's that stupid remote? It must be behind his pillow. No, I must be under this cushion. Junior, CHEF, >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THE COUCH? >> HE'S SAYING THIS. WE'RE SAFE. >> WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED INSIDE THE COUCH FOR WEEKS AND WE HAD to eat

A HOMELESS GUY. AND YOU SAY IT. THANK YOU, CHEF PE. >> OH MY GOSH. >> OH my god. >> Thank you. >> Okay, guys. Explain to me what happened again. >> All right, Chef Pe. I was sitting on the couch with Thomas and then he got sucked into the couch. What? And then I was sitting on the couch and I got pulled into a couch, but it was by a homeless guy. He was living inside the couch. >> The homeless guy. >> And And then we came over and then the homeless guy pulled us into

the couch, too. >> Yeah. And then we were stuck in there for weeks, so we had to eat the homeless guy. And I was about to eat Cody and then you lived out the couch. >> My butt. >> Wait, why didn't you just crawl out of the couch? >> It's a deep couch. >> Yeah, it's a really hard couch to get out of. >> It's half a foot. YOU COULD HAVE CRAWLED OUT OF IT. LOOK, WE WASTED RESOURCES. We had police SEARCHING FOR YOU. WE WASTED A BUNCH OF MONEY. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

WE WASTED ALL THAT MONEY JUST FOR you to be in the couch. >> Well, how do you feel that you had sex with a pig? >> GOD DAMN IT, JUNIOR. I'M GOING HOME. [Music] >> Oh man, I'm so full from eating Thanksgiving dinner. >> Oh, poor Mario. MAN, YOU WANT TO GO BLACK FRIDAY shopping with me, fool? >> What? >> No, Black Yoshi, cuz you're going to ask me to buy you stuff. >> No, I'm not, man. Everything free on Black Friday. >> What are you talking about, Black Yoshi? >> Yeah, man. Everything free for

black people on Black Friday. >> No, Black Yoshi, that's not what that means. Black Friday means that things are discounted, not free. Well, maybe it's discounted for you white people, but for us black folks, everything free. Black Ocean, where'd you hear that from? That doesn't make any sense. You just made that up. No idea, Mario. It everything free for black people because it's the white people apologizing for that slavery thing. So, we get everything for FREE ON BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK YOSHI, that's not Okay, Black Yoshi. Everything's free on Black Friday. Then why are there prices?

Why is there prices on this piece of paper? >> It's for you white people who can read Black. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. >> YES, it do. Bo, don't you take this from me, man. It's the only other holiday I get besides Martin Rufus King. >> Martin Rufus King. Martin Rufus King. >> Martin Luther King. >> Yeah. Black, you stole stuff all the Month of February cuz you said it was a it was a free month. You get everything for free that month. >> Yeah. Black History Month. >> Black Yoshi. If you go inside the

store and say you're going to get everything for free on Black Friday and try taking stuff, you can get arrested. >> No, I won't, fool. It's free. It said Black Friday right there on the top of the paper. Black, you just know what that means. Yes, it do. All right, I'm Going to go get me some free stuff. I'll be right back. Blacker. No. [Music] Black Friday sale. About to give me a PS4. Give me one. Give me two cuz they free. About to get a third one. I need the controllers. Hey, it's Black Friday.

Everything free. >> I know. Hey, [Music] got me the Black Friday deal. I can't believe I got all this stuff on Black Friday. >> Uh, excuse me, sir. Did you pay for any of this stuff? >> Uh, no. It's Black Friday. Everything free. That that doesn't mean everything's free. Black Friday just means everything's at a discount. >> Well, maybe for you white people, but I'm black and on Black Friday everything free. >> Sir, you stole all of this stuff. >> No, I didn't. It was free in Black Friday. >> Okay, so you're coming with me.

Come on. >> Everything was free. [Music] >> Oh, man. I really hope Black Yoshi didn't just go steal stuff. Of course. Of course he did. HELLO, MARIO. THE DAMN PIGS ARRESTED ME FOR STEALING FOLK. STEALING BLACK YOSHI. I TOLD YOU NOTHING WAS FREE ON BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK YOSHI, I TOLD YOU IT WAS DISCOUNTED. YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. BUT MARIO, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY AND EVERYTHING WAS FREE. NO, it's not Black Yoshi. Black Yoshi, what did you take? Mario, I took about about two three TVs. Uh uh three PlayStation 4. >> Three of them. Black Yoshi. Why?

Okay, look. Even if it was free, why would you take THREE PS4S? BECAUSE I NEEDED them both. They were free and I NEEDED THE MAP PACK and the map packs. >> And I took me uh some Turtle Beast's Headphones and uh oh, and some controllers that didn't have the controller in it. MARIO, PLEASE GO BAIL ME OUT, FOLK, PLEASE. >> But Black Yoshi, how much is your bail? >> About $15,000. >> $15,000. Black Yoshi, I don't have $15,000. I can't bail you out. But Mario, PLEASE. I DIDN'T EVEN DO NOTHING WRONG. YOU WERE BLACK FRIDAY

and it was free. Blackie, let me call up a friend and see what I can do. But I don't think I can get that money to bail you out. Hurry up, Bobby. I can't be in here. >> Okay, Black Ocean, I'm I'm going to call a friend. Uh, hello. >> What do you want at 2:00 a.m. the Friday after Thanksgiving? >> Uh, well, I hope I wasn't interrupted. >> Oh, you were. >> Oh, well, what were you thankful for? What was I thankful for? >> Yeah, >> I was thankful for my wife's big fake Tits

that I was grabbing when you called. So, whatever the hell this is, better be worth me giving that up to tend to this. >> Uh, well, come on in and I'll explain. Okay. So, the reason why I called you is uh I need to borrow money. >> Are you okay? >> No, you asked me for money. I'm >> I'm sorry. >> How much money do you need? Uh $15,000. $15,000. >> $15,000. >> Yeah. >> Hold on. Ask me that question again, but this time, let me squeeze my ball sack so hard that my eyes pop

out of my head and I look shocked that you're asking me for money. Go ahead. Ask again. Uh c Go ahead. C can I borrow $15,000? Did you hear that crunch? >> Yeah, that was you making me turn two balls into 28 balls. Wait, I have a Beanie baby ball sack right now. You hear that? That's my beanie baby ball sack smacking against your table. You did this, Mario. You turned my ball sack into [ __ ] maracas. Can I borrow the money or not? Mario, why on God's green earth, why on God's green [

__ ] would I lend you $15,000 WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN pay your house payment on time? >> Well, I was just hoping I was I was hoping. >> Well, WHY DON'T YOU HOPE IN ONE HAND and [ __ ] in the other and see which one fills up faster? >> I mean, I just really need the money. My friends arrested. I need the bill. >> I REALLY NEED YOU TO MAKE YOUR HOUSE payment on time. I I mean, look, look, I'll do you a favor. How about you? You lend me the money and I'll and

I'll do you a favor. Mario, what? What? You want to do me a You are you asking me if you can give me a tuggy under the table? >> A tuggy? What's a tuggy? >> Never mind, Mario. I mean, look, look. Look, there's got to be something you want. I'll I'll do whatever you want for the money. I I promise. Mario, you know what I really want? >> What? A normal Thanksgiving. What? What? Yeah. I'm rich. I'm rich as [ __ ] Mario. And every Thanksgiving, I spend it in my office looking at my bank

account. I don't spend it with my family. Ask me why. >> Why? >> Cuz they only want me for money. So during Thanksgiving, I'm just staring at my bank account. Hey, I don't have a good life, Mario. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE FAMILY. But all I need is money, Mario. And what I need from you? I want you to give me that Thanksgiving I never had. >> Really? >> Yeah. Thanksgiving I never had better be worth it. Better be worth it be better be better than looking at my money in my Bank account. If you can

give me that, Mario, I'll give you your $15,000. Wait, really? Yeah, but you have to pay me interest. 90% interest. Pay back in full within 6 months. O, okay, I will do that. So, you just want a Thanksgiving dinner? That's it? >> Yep. Okay. Um, okay. I I'll do I'll do I'll do everything I can. >> You better hurry, Morin. >> Okay. Thank you. >> Oh, man. I'm tired. >> Uh, hey, Chef Peepi. Uh, what are you doing? >> Oh, hey. Hey, Mario. Uh, I'm just cleaning up the kitchen from Thanksgiving. Man, it was a

mess. But at least I don't have to cook for another week. >> Yeah, well, actually about that. I was wondering if you could possibly cook a whole another Thanksgiving dinner. >> [ __ ] the [ __ ] THIS [ __ ] IS HILARIOUS. OH MY GOD. COOK ANOTHER MEAL FOR THANKSGIVING. GIVE ME HIGH FIVE CUZ YOUR ASS GOOFY. YOU should do some standup comedy, man. Oh man, Mario, you're hilarious. >> So So you WON'T DO IT? >> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. WHAT THE [ __ ] I'm tired. >> Oh man, chef, if

you won't help me make a Thanksgiving dinner, and I can't make a dinner all by myself, it'll take forever. And where am I going to find a Turkey at at 2:00 a.m. >> Hey guys, look, I drew a picture of a moose. >> Jeffy, this little moose has a turkey. >> And I need a turkey tonight. I just I don't know where I'm going to find one. >> Doodle turkey [ __ ] OH MY GOD, JEFFY. HEY, MR. YOUR MOOSE. WHAT WAS GOING ON? >> JEFF, HOW'D YOU GET A TURKEY TO APPEAR? HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW. >> Oh my god. Okay. Okay. So, I have a turkey. So, I can make it, but I mean, he's alive. So, so I got to kill him. Uh Jeffy, c can you get a knife? >> Why? Because uh M Mr. Turkey needs to needs to go bye-bye. Okay. There you go, D. Here's your knife. >> All right. Thanks, Jeffy. >> What are you going to do with Mr. Moose? Oh, moose. [ __ ] Uh, going to play tag with them. Jeffy, >> what's the tag? >> Okay. Okay, the turkey looks

done. All right, Jeffy, the turkeyy's all done. So, I'm going to let it cool off. I have to get a few more things for the dinner. So, I want you to watch it and make sure nothing happens to it. >> Nothing happens to it? >> Yeah. Just make sure nothing happens to it. Make sure no one touches it. Okay. >> All right, Dad. I can do that. >> All right. So, just watch it. Oh, hey, Mr. Caterpillar. What are you doing? You better not come near your Mr. Moose or I have to [ __ ]

you up. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh, [ __ ] You dead. Don't come here with your moose. Don't come here with your moose. BACK BAD. That's right. YOU BETTER RUN AWAY, MR. CATERPILLAR. All right. All right. I got Mashed potatoes. I got everything else. All right, Jeffy. So, all I need is the TIMMY. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TURKEY? DANG. A caterpillar flew on. JIMMY, CATERPILLARS CAN'T FLY. YOU MEAN A BUTTERFLY? >> YEAH, that's what it was. It was a butterfly. >> Jimmy, how did a butterfly get in the house? >>

How did a moose get in the house? D, I was supposed to have the perfect turkey. The perfect Thanksgiving. And you ruined it. How are we going to fix the turkey? >> Oh, D. I got an idea. Good day. All better. >> YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. [Music] All right, here's your big Thanksgiving dinner. >> Mario, this is just so [ __ ] awful. >> Wait, wait, what? >> This is disgusting, Mario. What the hell is this? >> What? This your big Thanksgiving dinner. That's your turkey >> with Cheerios on it?

>> Yeah, my my son thought that would be a nice touch. >> Uh-huh. Sure. Yeah. Okay. What is this? Grits? >> Uh, no. That's That's mashed potatoes. >> Yeah, mashed potatoes. And what is that cat throw up? Oh, no. That's That's Stuffing. >> Uh-huh. Sure. Placenta. >> Oh, no. That's >> That was the question. >> That That's cranberry. Cranberry sauce. >> Mhm. Okay. And what the hell is this? >> Oh, that's marshmallow. Marshmallow surprise. >> Marshmallow surprise. What's the surprise? That it's edible. >> Well, I mean, I I haven't tried it, but >> Marty, this

is terrible. The whole thing shitty. >> Well, you don't LIKE IT? >> HELL NO, I DON'T LIKE IT. SO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME THE MONEY? NO. NOT WITH A GODDAMN GREEN CRAYON IN MY GRAVY. How'd that GET THERE? THAT'S A BIG [ __ ] QUESTION WE ALL WANT TO KNOW, MARIO. HOW DID THE GODDAMN GREEN CRAYON GET IN MY [ __ ] GRAVY? >> My son must have accidentally put in there. I look Look, I'm so sorry. I can Make it again. >> NO, YOU WON'T MAKE IT AGAIN. This is shitty, Mario. >>

I really need the money. AND I REALLY NEEDED MY BALLS TO NOT GET HIT WITH A HAMMER. >> I didn't hit your balls with a hammer. >> Oh. Mario, my balls are now smaller than the dust particles on this damn turkey. Have a nice day. >> NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. I did all this for I really needed the money to what? What? Hello? >> Hey, Mario. I'm out OF JAIL. >> WHAT? HOW? THEY SAID I AIN'T DO NOTHING wrong and they let me go, folks. So, let me inside. Wh what? YEAH, F. THEY

SAID I AIN'T DO NOTHING wrong cuz it was free on Black Friday. So, let me inside, folk. Uh, okay. That doesn't make any sense, but Okay. All right, Black Yoshi. So, explain to me real quick. I'm I'm confused. They just let you free. >> Yeah, boy. They said I ain't do nothing wrong. It's kind of like how you not supposed to be white after Labor Day. What? Black Ocean, that doesn't make any sense, Black Ocean. I I don't I They wouldn't just let you free. You stole so much stuff. >> But I ain't stealing, folk,

cuz it was Black Friday. Okay, I I guess let's just let's just watch TV and forget about all this. [Music] Breaking news. An inmate has just escaped from prison. He is a man that likes to steal things on Black Friday because he thinks they're free. This is his mug shot. If you have any information on this man, please call us immediately. Hey Mario man, that ain't me folk. That my cousin Doo ass. [Music] Oh, I'm so sick. Oh, my head hurt. Oh, I need to blow my nose. Oh man, that's gross. >> WHAT? BOWSER, WHERE'S

MY FOOD AT? OH, BOWSER, I don't know if I could cook any food today. I feel so sick. What? You're sick? You don't even look sick. Well, YOU BETTER HAVE A DOCTOR'S note or something. A doctor's note? Bowser? I'm too sick. I don't have a doctor's note. Well, LOOK, I'MMA CALL THE DOCTOR and if He says you're OKAY TO COOK, OH, I'MMA PUNCH YOU IN THE BUTTHOLE. LET ME CALL THIS DOCTOR. ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR. HERE'S the faker. Let me know if he's sick or not. >> All right. Doctor, I feel so sick. >> Hey there,

sport. You getting to be a pretty big boy, huh? Might be a football player someday. >> Wait, why are you talking to me like that? I'm a grown man. >> Oh, well, yeah. I've been working with a Lot of kids cuz I'm a pediatrician and a doctor and a veterinarian, so I pretty much heal everything. >> Well, can you tell me why I feel so bad? >> If you promise to be a good boy today and you don't cry, I'll give you a lollipop. Huh? How does that sound? Why would I want a lollipop? You

only get it if you don't cry. >> I'M NOT GOING TO CRY. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, UH, let me take your temperature. Ooh, you are burning up. You got a fever there. Uh, okay. Say ah, for me. >> Uh. Uh-huh. Uh. Uh-uh. >> What do you see? >> Yeah. You don't have any teeth. What? >> Yeah. Uh, do you mind if I take a blood test? >> Sure. Go ahead and take your blood test. As long as I can get better. >> All right. Just hold still and try not to scream. Okay. It'll be a

little bit of a pinch. >> Okay. It won't scream. All right, so we got your blood here and I'm going to go run some tests. Okay, I'm going to go give it to Buzz Lightyear and he's going to take it up into space to the intergalactic blood tester. How's that sound, champ? Can you just run the test, please? Okay, I'll be right back. Oh god. [Music] Guys, I'm really hungry. >> Oh, me too, dude. >> Oh, so you're hungry, Junior? >> Yeah, Cody, I'm really hungry. >> Well, in that case, I got some cheese balls

for you. >> Wait, what? You got cheese balls for me? Yeah. >> Oh, wow. Cody really likes people. >> GOTCHA. >> Scared me, Cody. >> Yeah, it was just a joke, Junior. >> But guys, I still am really hungry. >> Oh, me too. What do you got to eat? >> I don't know. I'm going to ask if you to make us something to eat. Oh, >> okay. Man, >> hey there, champ. How you how you feeling? >> I feel the same. I feel sick. Now, tell me what's wrong with me. >> Uh, well, uh, we

got your test results back >> and I I don't know how to tell you this, but it it looks like you have feline Leukemia. >> WAIT, FELINE LEUKEMIA? I'm not even a cat. >> Yeah. Yeah. See, that's the thing. Usually Usually only cats get it, but it looks like you have it. >> Well, how do I get rid of it? >> You You don't What? >> You're going to die. >> BUT I'M GOING TO DIE. WHEN WHEN DO I DIE? >> WELL, it looks like you only got about 24 hours to live. 24 hours. 24

HOURS I'M GOING TO DIE. OH NO. >> SEE, now you're crying. >> That means you're not going to get this lollipop cuz you're crying so much. So, looks like I'm just going to have to give this to an actual big boy. >> Oh man, I'M GOING TO DIE IN 24 HOURS. And I don't even get a lollipop. I can't believe I'm dying. Sh baby only had a day to live. Chef baby's going to die. [Applause] [Music] >> What's wrong, Junior? >> I just heard a doctor tell Chef he only has one day to live. >>

What? I didn't know he was that old. What's wrong with him? >> I don't know. He's sick or something. >> Chef Peepi. >> I don't want Chef Peabi to die. >> Well, we all die. Look at my mom. >> Yeah, look at Joseph's mom. She's so Dead. >> Yeah, but guys, I don't think Chef's had a happy life. >> Well, no, Junior. He's a slave chef. He's had a terrible life. >> Well, guys, I I at least want Shep to have a happy life before he dies. >> I guess so. Wait, wait. How about you

DO ALL THE FUN things never had a chance to do since it's his last day of living? >> That's a good idea, Joseph. We can do everything Sheff's ever wanted to DO BEFORE HE DIES. >> YEAH. >> YEAH, but what would he want to do? >> Well, uh, I've never seen Chef Pe with a woman. >> OH, YEAH. LET'S GET HIM LAID, DUDE. >> YEAH, let's get him laid. >> Why' you guys look at me when you said that? >> Wait, what? When you said we should get Chef PB laid, you guys you guys looked

at me like I bet Cody would want to do That. >> We weren't looking at you. >> I mean, I'll do it. I mean, it's fine cuz he's dying and all. I just I just think it's weird that you guys would like assume that I wanted to do that. >> We weren't assuming. >> No, no, it's okay. You don't have to beg twice. I already said I'd do it. You know, it's all right. I'll write him. So, when are we doing this? >> What? >> 24 hours. >> Chef, >> not right now, Junior. >> But

there's a girl at the door for you. >> Wait. Wait. one. >> Yeah. She says she wants to bang you. >> Hey there, big boy. >> What are you idiots doing? >> What idiots? That's no way to talk to a lady. >> That's not a lady. >> You're right. I'm a woman. >> That's Cody. I KNOW THAT'S YOU. >> SHUT UP AND BANG ME, PEE PE. >> I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOU. EW. That's weird. Look, look, Julia. I know you're trying to be nice because I'm going to die in 24 hours, but this is

weird. NO, THIS IS WRONG. >> YEAH, THIS IS WRONG. I don't want to be right. >> I mean, come on, Chef. You could look at her. She's really hot. I mean, I'd bang her. >> I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOUR FRIEND. >> WAIT, WHAT? JUNIOR, we should talk later. >> I mean, look at her. I mean, she's super hot. >> YEAH. >> IT'S A EIGHT-YEAR-OLD, JUNIOR. I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOUR FRIEND. >> ARE you sure? >> Yes, I'm sure. >> Oh, no. Are you sure you don't want to motorboat these puppies? >> I swear

to God, if you don't get the HELL OUT OF HERE, I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BEAT BOTH OF YOU GUYS ASS. >> COME ON, GUYS. Chef doesn't want a piece of that hot ass. >> His boss. [Music] >> Huh? Guys, why didn't he do it? Maybe he's gay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, maybe. >> Wait. Wait. Really? >> All right, guys. Let's think of something else. Uh, Joseph, if you had one day to live, what would you do? >> Dude, I go to Disney World. >> What? Disney World? >> Yeah, dude. >> Oh, yeah. Disney World.

Everybody wants to go to Disney World, >> right? >> Guys, we can't go to Disney World. It's too far away and we can't even afford it. >> Oh, yeah. You're right. It's too far away. We can't even afford it. >> Oh. Oh, I have an idea. What if we brought Disney World to Chef Peepee? >> Cody, you're stupid. If we can't AFFORD THE TICKETS, HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO BRING DISNEY WORLD HERE? YEAH, CODY, IT WOULD COST like quadrillions of dollars like to cut the park out of the ground and bring it all

the way here. You're an idiot. You're stupid. You're a dumb blonde. >> I'm sorry. I'm on my period. Okay, >> dumb. >> Wait, guys. What if we set up like like a little park inside the house and we pretend that it's Disney World. >> Oh, dude. That'd be cool, >> right? >> Yeah, that that's what I meant. >> All right, guys. Let's do that. Um, Cody, are you going to stay dressed up like a woman? >> Well, after what you said earlier, I'm I'm thinking about it. I mean, quick show of hands. How many of

you guys would take me to pound town? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we'll talk later. >> All right, let's do it. >> All right, cool. >> Chef Chevi. >> Oh, what is it, Junior? >> I got a surprise for you. >> What? Cody still dressed like a woman? I >> I mean, yeah, but that's not it. It's Something cooler. >> What is it then? >> Oh, no. Just follow me. I want to show you. Oh my god. [Music] This is so crazy. Have fun. Good. >> All right, Chef Peep, LOOK AT THIS. WHAT THE HELL

IS THIS? WELL, we wanted to take you to Disney World since your last day to live, but we decided to bring Disney World to you. >> So, you decided to PUT A WATER SLIDE DOWN THE STAIRS. >> YEAH. >> WAIT, WAIT. Is that Mickey Mouse? Uh, >> yeah. We got him here. >> Hey, back to the line. You two. No skipping. >> We have to go to the back of the line. Chef, >> are you serious? >> Really, Drew? You're the back of the line? I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE AND I'M IN THE BACK

OF THE LINE. >> WELL, it's like the real Disney World. You got to wait in line. >> I don't even know why I want to get on this ride. I'm already wet. The offer is still open. Beers, >> shut up, Cody. You know what? I'm not even going to stay in this line. >> Oh, Chevy. Hold on. Oh, we we can get Fastp pass so we get to the front quicker. >> Where did we get that at? >> Uh, from Goofy. Now, come on. >> Hey, Goofy. >> Hey there, kiddo. You want a bottle of

water or a balloon? >> Uh, no. We want the fastpass tickets. >> Oh, in a hurry, are we? Well, that'll be $300. >> $300, JUNIOR. THAT'S ALL THEY HAVE. >> WELL, I MEAN, you're going to die today anyway, so why do you need to save your money? >> I guess I'll die broke. Gosh. I'll just add that to the pile. Here's your Tickets. Chevy, can you give me a balloon? Wait. A balloon. IT'S $50. JUNIOR, I don't have that money. Oh, well. Uh, Goofy, can I get a free balloon? >> Free? You get the hell

out of here, girl? Let's get in line. Now that we got Fastpass, Jeff, maybe we get to the front of the line quicker. >> JUNIOR, WE'RE IN THE SAME LINE. >> OH. UH, CODY. >> YEAH. >> UH, where's the Fastpass line? >> Oh, this is the Fastpass line. Everybody has Fastpasses. >> Junior, I hate you. YOU MADE ME WASTE $300 JUST TO GET A FASTPASS TICKET AND WE CAN'T EVEN GET IN THE FRONT OF THE LINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M LEAVING. >> WELL, CHEF PBI, >> DUDE, THAT RIDE WAS AWESOME. GUYS, Chef PB hasn't liked

any of the stuff we've done for him today. >> Well, it's his fault. We gave him two good options. You see, this rack could have been his pillow tonight. You know, he could have gone down on that slide or he could have gone down on me. Why is he being so selfish? >> I don't know. I mean, maybe we're just not thinking cool enough. You know, Cody, if you had one day to live, what would you do? >> Oh. Oh, Junior, you you don't even want to know. >> Well, be serious, Cody. What would you

do? >> Yeah, I don't know. Well, I guess I'd get a really cool tattoo on my face. >> Wait, a tattoo? Well, you're going to die anyway. >> Well, yeah, exactly. I'm going to die, so I can just tat up my face as much as I want. >> Yeah, sound cool. >> Yeah, chef, you could get like a huge tattoo on his face because I mean, he Doesn't have to go out in public anymore. He's going to be dead. >> All right, but we can't convince chef to do that. He doesn't want to do any

of the other stuff we want to do today. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, >> you can say some things, right? I know you can convince him. You can do make him do anything, right? >> Yeah, we we could try. >> Yeah. Come on. >> Let's try to convince him again. Yeah, let's do it. [Music] >> Hey, Chef Eie, >> DON'T TALK TO ME, JUNIOR. YOU MADE ME SPEND $300 AND THEN YOU KEEP ANNOYING ME. >> WELL, CHEF, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOUR last day alive really fun. >> Oh, you are? WELL, YOU SUCK

AT IT. >> WELL, Chef Eie, we have a really good idea. >> What is it now, Junior? >> Well, look, you're going to die today anyway, so how about you tattoo your entire face? >> Wait, tattoo my face? No. No, I'm not going to tattoo my face for what? >> Cuz it would look boss. >> Yeah, and you're going to die today anyway. So bang me pee pee. >> I'm no and no. I'M NOT GOING TO TATTOO MY FACE. >> BUT CHEVY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? LOOK, you're going to be dead anyway. It'd

be really cool to have tattoos all over your face. You never had A TATTOO. >> WELL, BECAUSE when I have my funeral, I want people to see my face. I don't want to see him like a gangbanger. >> Well, I mean, chef, let's be honest. No one's going to be at your funeral. >> Come on, Chef. What do you have to lose? Tattoo your face. Have some fun with your life for the last day that you have it. >> You know what? Forget it. Fine. Go ahead and tattoo my face. What do I have to

live for? >> Wait, really? What do you want a tattoo of? >> Surprise me. >> Really? Cody, do you have a tattoo gun? >> Oh, hell yeah, I do. >> All right. All right, Chevy. Just lay down right here and we're going to tattoo your face. All right. >> All right, guys. What are we going to Tattoo on his face? H. >> Ooh. How about we put Thug Life on his forehead with teardrops? >> Oh, yeah. I like that. I like that. >> Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'll put a penis on his chin that says skat

ski. >> Oh, I like that one. Yeah, I like that one. How about a poop on his cheek? Or or I heart [ __ ] >> Oh, yeah. That's a nice one. Uh, Cody, just be creative. >> Okay. Yeah. Hold still. >> And done. >> How does it look? >> Uh um uh. >> Come on, guys. >> Yeah, >> it it it looks pretty Oh. Oh, somebody's at the door. Uh I'll get it. >> Oh no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> HELLO. >> Hey there. Thug life. Huh? >> What? >> Uh nothing. Nothing.

I have some good news for you. >> And what is that? >> See, I I got your test results confused with cat test results. Wait, wait, wait. With a cat? >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah. See, cuz I'm a veterinarian and and I got your blood mixed up with cat blood. It's a whole thing. But but what matters is that you do not have feline leukemia. You just have the flu. >> Wait, wait, wait. I just have the flu, SO I'M GOING TO LIVE. >> YEAH, YOU'RE going to be just fine. >> Oh my god. >> I

really hope you didn't do anything too stupid, though. >> No, no, I didn't do anything too stupid. I just spent all of my money and then got face tattoos. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that. Well, anyway, uh you you have a good night and uh skate ski. Oh man, I'm going to live. I'm going to live. Woohoo. >> Who was that door shut? >> Oh, it was the doctor. And he told me that I'm going to live. I'M NOT GOING TO DIE. >> We should celebrate. Bang me, pee pee. >> You know what?

>> No, because I'm GOING TO LIVE. I'M GOING TO LIVE. I'M GOING TO LIVE. >> WELL, I'M glad Chef Peep's not going to die. >> Yeah, but what about his face, though? Ski, Junior. >> Hey there, Mr. Whiskers. Uh, all right. So, uh, turns out I got your test results mixed up and you don't have the flu like I thought. Uh, you actually have feline leukemia, so you only have about 20 foot. Huh. Okay. I I guess I'm going to go my bad on that one. [Music] E5 by the triceratops came out to play. >>

Junior, I just pooped my pants. >> Well, you should cuz the triceratops is the meanest, greenest, leaf eatingest dinosaur ever. >> No way, Junior. That's so cool. >> What dinosaur did you choose? >> Junior, let me show you. Only the biggest, fattest dinosaur ever. >> Jeffy, that's not a dinosaur. That's a That's a cheeseburger. No, it's not. It's the the the sesame seed bun. Yeah. >> The ses sesame seed or bunar. >> Yep. >> Well, well, my triceratops can't eat meat, so that's that's a big weakness for my dinosaur. >> I know, Junior. And you

want to see its number one move? >> Yeah. >> Let me show you that. Till your dinosaur, Junior, what do you think about that? >> Huh? Not my dinosaur is dead. My dinosaur was no match for your Cheeseburger. Um, so what game do you want to play now, Jeffy? >> Oh, no. Junior, why do you want to play? >> Um, you want to play rock, paper, scissors? >> Yeah. >> Okay, let's play. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. >> Now what? >> Well, you got to choose something. >> Um, that What is that? >> That's paper.

Jeffy, you beat ME CUZ I CHOSE ROCK. >> I DID? >> YEAH. >> HEY, JEFFY, you winner. >> I like this game. >> Let's play one more time. Let's play one more time. >> All right. >> All right. Oh, you're not going to beat me this time. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. YOU CHOSE PAPER AGAIN. YOU WON. >> YAY. DEB, YOU WIN. I REALLY LIKE THIS GAME, DUDE. I PLAY ONE MORE TIME. >> OKAY, WE'LL PLAY ONE MORE TIME. OKAY. OKAY. What do I choose? Okay, I've chose rock twice in a row. But he's not expecting

me to choose it three times in a row. I'm going to win this time. I'm going to win this time. All right, Jeffy. One more time. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. OH, YOU BEAT ME AGAIN. I'M THE BEST ROCK PAPER SH YOUR MAN EVER. JUNIOR, >> I should start choosing other things other than rock. Um huh. What? Jeffy, >> what? >> What? What happened to the pencil in your nose? >> What? >> The the pencil that's in your nose, it it's missing. >> My my pen? >> YEAH, IT'S MISSING. >> WHERE MY pen go? >> So,

where were you for like 2 months? >> Oh, what's wrong, Jeffy? >> Jeffy, what's wrong? I lost my pencil. >> You lost your pencil? >> Yeah. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, Jeffy. Calm down, >> Jeffy. It has to be around here somewhere. >> Jeffy, stop making that face. Jeffy, stop it. Jeffy, stop. Jeffy, where was The last place you had it, JEFFY? >> I DON'T KNOW, DADDY. >> UM, WELL, UH, I know where it's at, Jeffy. >> You do? >> Yeah, I know exactly where your pencil's at. It's, uh, it's, uh, right here, Jeffy.

Look, HERE'S YOUR PENCIL. THIS IS NOT MY PENCIL, DADDY. >> YES, IT IS, JEFFY. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE IT. >> NO, IT'S NOT. THIS IS NOT MY PENCIL. >> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR PENCIL AND THAT PENCIL, JEFFY? >> WELL, DADDY, THIS PENCIL DOESN'T HAVE BOOGERS ON IT. >> DOESN'T HAVE BOOGERS ON IT. >> NO. >> WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT UP YOUR NOSE, IT'LL HAVE BOOGERS ON IT, JEFFY. >> NO, IT WON'T, DADDY. I WANT MY PENCIL. I DON'T WANT THEM. >> YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A PENCIL ON YOUR NOSE, JEFFY. >> YES, I

DON'T. >> JEFFY, MAYBE YOUR NOSE WANTS that pencil. >> Yeah, >> Jeffy, STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD. JIMMY, I DON'T SEE MY HEAD UNTIL MY BRAIN COMES DOWN. JIMMY, STOP. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HEADACHE. I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ] >> MARIO, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HELP THEM FIND THIS PENCIL. >> HELP HIM FIND IT. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING TO BE AT. >> I DON'T KNOW, MARIO, BUT WE GOT TO TRY. >> JEFFY. JEFFY, WE'LL HELP YOU FIND IT. >> You want? >> Yeah, I I I'll help you find it,

Jeffy. Let's go find the pencil somewhere. >> Jeffy, we can't find your pencil, and we looked everywhere for it. >> You're just going to have to use a NEW PENCIL, JEFFY. IF YOU CAN'T BUY MY PENCIL, THEN I'M GOING TO SHAKE MY HEAD AGAIN. >> NO, JEFFY, STOP IT. JEFFY, STOP. DON'T DO THAT. >> MARIO, >> WHAT? >> WHAT IF his pencil got stuck in his nose again? >> What are you talking about? >> You remember when Jeffy got really smart and his pencil was stuck in his nose? >> You're a genius. Jeffy, hold still.

Jeffy, Jeffy, stop it. I'm looking at your nose. Um, I don't see it, but may Maybe it's really far up there. >> We could call a doctor, Mario. >> Yeah, well, let's call a doctor and maybe he can see if it's up his nose. Okay. All right, let's call a doctor. Jeffy's stomach. No, no, no, no. He He is not growing a mustache anytime soon. >> What? What? >> What do you mean? What? He's not growing a mustache. >> We called you to see if there's a pencil In his nose. >> What? No. Why would

there be a pencil in his nose? >> Well, you don't see a pencil in his nose. >> No, there's no pencil up there. >> Are you sure, doctor? >> Yeah, there's nothing up there. >> Well, can you take an X-ray? >> What? >> I'm sorry. Are you a doctor? Did you go to 12 years of medical school? >> No. >> Well, neither did I. But there's no pencil in that nose. >> Sorry, Jeffy. It's not up your nose, so we're going to have to look somewhere else. I want my panel back. >> Well, why would

there be a pencil in his nose in the first place? >> Okay, so he he keeps a pencil up his nose at all times. And >> Well, that's dangerous. >> Uh yeah, and he lost it and we thought maybe it was stuck up his nose, but I guess not. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so why don't you just buy him a new one? >> We already tried that. >> Yeah, he doesn't want a new one. He wants his old pencil. >> Okay, so just tell him to get over it. >> Well, we tell him to get

over it, but then he does this. >> But Okay, stop. Stop. You're going to Hurt yourself. Stop it. >> I don't give a [ __ ] >> Okay. Yeah. Um, well, okay, kid. Kid, uh, where's the last place you had your pencil? >> I don't remember. >> You don't remember? Okay. So, what if I told you I could make you remember? >> Wait, what? >> Yeah. Yeah. I have a machine that can let you watch his memories in the third person like you were actually there. >> Are you kidding me? >> Yeah, it's pretty incredible.

It's called a It's called a a memory lookabback machine. >> Sounds like you just made that up. >> No, no, I didn't. It's really really expensive. It costs trillions and trillions of dollars. It's it's really advanced technology. >> Well, it seems too expensive for us to use. >> Well, I mean, it's, you know, it it cost Millions, you know, per second to use, but you know, uh I got a special sale going on today. >> You have a special sale? >> Yeah. It'll only cost you about uh 1995. >> 1995? >> Yeah. Yeah. It's a

good deal, right? >> Yeah. And we can watch his memories and see when the last time he had his pencil was. >> Yeah. It's incredible. But only in the last 48 hours. Anything past that Doesn't work. >> Okay. Well, hopefully he had it for the last 48 hours. All right. Let's do it then. Do you have it with you? Uh, yeah. I'll go get it. >> All right. >> Here it is. The memory lookaba machine. >> Wow. Wait, it's already set up. >> Oh, yeah. We're all ready to look at Jeffy's memories. You see these

wires go into this iPad covered in tin foil held together by tape and then straight into Jeffy's brain so he can steal his memories. >> It's not going to hurt him, is it? >> Oh. Oh, no. Don't worry. It's only going TO HURT A LOT. >> WHAT? >> I'm just kidding, sweetheart. No, there'll be no pain. Uh, but he will be at an increased risk for brain cancer. >> Brain cancer? >> Yeah. I mean, you can't have a little awesome technology without brain cancer, But but hey, we're going to find his pencil, right? >> Okay,

so like what's the first step? >> Um, well, let's see. Uh, Jeffy, when's the last time you remember having your pencil? >> Um, yesterday morning. >> Okay, yesterday morning. We just set this thing for yesterday morning. And then take a look. >> Okay. [Music] Oh, good morning, baby. You ready for my pee pee? >> He was violating that Cheerio BOX. >> JEFFY, THAT WAS GROSS. E. >> OH, DADDY. You know I love me some Cheerios. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, that didn't help us at all. He still had his pencil. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, I

guess the only thing to do is just keep skipping forward till we see him lose his pencil. >> Okay, that that sounds good. >> I'm going to brush my teeth. Don't play. [Music] [Music] [Music] Well, I just got done brushing MY TEETH. >> JEFFY, YOU DESTROYED THE BATHROOM. >> YEP. >> YOU'RE A BAD BOY FOR THAT, JEFFY. >> YEAH, a real bad boy, Jeffy. >> You said Jeffy's a bad boy. >> YES, I DID. >> OH, DON'T DO THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO MESS UP THE MACHINE IF YOU WIPE HIS BRAIN. >> YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.

YOU'RE A BOY. >> GOOD BOY, JEFFY. >> GOOD BOY. >> You say Jeffy's a good boy. >> Well, yeah. Just just don't hit your head. >> Yeah. Don't do that again. >> Okay. Well, he still had his pencil, so I guess skip forward a little bit more. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Come on, Mr. VACUUM CLEANER. LET'S GO FOR a ride. >> THAT WAS FUN. THANK YOU, MR. VACUUM CLEANER. HEY, how did the pencil not come out of his nose there? I >> I thought it was going to come out. It definitely had to come out.

>> Jeffy, how could you do something so dangerous? >> Mommy, I just don't give a [ __ ] >> Okay. Well, let's just skip ahead then. >> Just skip ahead. >> Hey, green beans. I don't like you. You know what that means? FOR [Music] I HATE GREEN BEANS. I HATE GREEN BEANS. [Music] HE MADE THAT MESS. >> DON'T GET MAD, MARIO. Calm down. >> Daddy, I destroyed those green beans. >> I KNOW, JEFFY. I JUST SAW >> THIS KID has a lot of problems. >> I know he has a lot of problems. Can you diagnose

and tell me what's wrong with him? Cuz he has a lot of problems. >> But he also has a pencil in his nose. >> Yeah, he still has a pencil, Mario. >> Yeah, we got to wait for that to come I don't even know if I want to see what happens next, but just jump forward. Okay. >> Good morning, everybody. I'm about to wake everybody up with my raccoon noise. >> Did you guys see that? >> YEAH. THE PENCIL CAME OUT OF HIS NOSE >> ON THE ROOF. >> WE GOT TO GO CHECK, MARIO. >>

OKAY, LET'S GO CHECK. JEFFY, stay right there. We're going to go check. [Music] Okay. Where's that pencil at? >> Be careful out there, Mario. Don't fall off the roof. >> Yeah. Yeah. Don't fall or else we're going to have to call a doctor. I I said or else we're going to have to call a doctor. Get it now. You don't get it. That's fine. >> Okay. Where's the pencil? It fell on the roof, right? >> Um I I think it went over by the edge. Over by the edge. >> Be careful, Mario. >> I'm going

to be careful. Where's it at? I don't I don't see it. Where could it be? Wait. MAYBE IT FELL OVER. OH GOD. OH MY BACK. Oh god. Oh god. That hurts so bad. Oh great. You uh you look like you could use a doctor. Oh. Oh. Oh wait. I I I got a better one. I got Does anybody know a doctor? Cuz cuz I'm a doctor. But but seriously, you look you look pretty hurt. I'm coming down there. It was nice that the doctor fixed you up before he left, Mario. >> Yeah. >> I'm sorry

that you broke your butt. >> It hurts. >> At least you found Jeffy's pencil. Oh, >> hey, Dad. Guess what I have in my nose? >> Your pencil, Jeffy. >> Yeah, Dad. And I love it so much. I'm never going to lose it again. Thank you so much for finding it for me. >> You're welcome, Jeffy. Oh, Dad, you want to play rock, paper, scissors? Wait, >> rock, paper, scissors? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I want to play rock paper scissors. I love that game. All right. >> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. I won, DADDY. YAY!

I WIN. JEFFY'S your winner. How did you win? We both CHOSE PAPER. ROCK PAPER IS YOUR MAN IN THE WORLD. >> WE both chose paper. I WON. I WON. I WON. WE BOTH WON. We both chose. We both chose paper. Jeffy wins. >> Hey Jeffy, what are you doing? >> Oh, hey Junior. Look, I'm just coloring a picture of me killing GREEN BEANS CUZ I HATE green beans. >> Wa, that's such a cool drawing, Jeffy. You're really good at drawing. Thanks, Junior. I'm artistic, just like my daddy. >> Autistic? Don't you mean artistic? >> Yeah,

Junior. That's what I said. Artistic. My daddy was really good at drawing and painting. He was an artist. >> He was an artist. That's so cool. Do you Think you can draw me? >> Oh, sure, Junior. Well, let me get some paper. Okay. It's going to be so cool if you say really, Junior. Okay. And done. What do you think about that, Junior? >> Wa! JEFFY, THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. YEAH, JUNIOR. I told you I was autistic. >> Oh, I really wish I was good at drawing like you are. >> Well, Junior, why don't

you try drawing me? >> What? Try drawing you? >> Mhm. >> I mean, I guess I could try. It's not going to turn out as good as yours, though. >> Well, just try, Junior. It can't be that bad. >> Okay. Um, where's a pencil? I got to draw it first and then color it. >> Where's your pencil at? >> OH, JUNIOR. I KNOW WHERE A pencil is. >> Where? >> What? In your nose? >> Uh-huh. >> You want me to use that one? >> Yeah, Junior. Hold on. Let me get out for you. >> Okay.

I mean, I guess I guess I'll use it. >> Here you go, Junior. What? Ew. What's that green stuff on it? Bongers. Oh, okay. I guess I E. That's so gross. Oh. All right. Um, I need a piece of paper. Hold on. Get that. All right. Um, what Pose are you going to be in? >> Mm-m. >> That one? >> Uh-huh. >> Are you sure? >> Uh-huh. >> Okay. Hold really still. All right. Mhm. Oh, yeah. That Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. Almost done. And done. All right, Jeffy. What do you think about that? >> Wow,

Junior, that's really cool. Are you Sure you're not autistic? Because that looks really awesome. I I mean, I don't think I'm autistic. I mean, I could be. I mean, I don't think it looks THAT GOOD. WELL, JUNIOR, I KNOW WHAT GOOD IS. And that's good, Junior. If it wasn't good when I say this, DOODLE DOODLE PENCIL FART, JUNIOR, IS THAT ME? >> THAT'S A DRAWING THAT WAS ON THE PAPER. THAT'S MY DRAWING. >> WHY DID IT COME TO LIFE, JUNIOR? >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU SAID DOODLE DOODLE PICKED A FART, THEN HE CAME OFF THE

PIECE OF PAPER. LOOK, HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE PAPER ANYMORE. HEY, HEY, DRAWING. Can you Can you talk? WAIT, WHERE'D HE GO, JUNIOR? I >> I DON'T KNOW. BUT WAIT, WHY WOULD THE DRAWING come to life? Is it Does it have something to do with the pencil that was in your nose? >> I don't know, Junior. >> Wait. So, I'm going to try drawing Something else. If it comes to life after you say doodle doodle pencil fart, then we'll know that we can make our drawings come to life. OKAY, JUNIOR, LET'S DRAW SOMETHING. >> OKAY,

let me try. [Music] >> Mario, when are we ever going to do anything besides watch TV? >> Whenever you take your clothes off. >> What? >> Wait, wait, baby. I'm trying to watch TV. Stop bothering me. >> Jeffy, stop bothering me. I'm trying to watch TV. What doing >> Jeffy? I said I'm trying to watch TV. Do not bother me. >> I got a mayonnaise tap on my head. >> Jeffy. Jeffy, that that's really nice, but I'm trying to watch TV. >> Jeffy, if you keep bothering me, I'm going to put you in timeout. Okay.

>> Why? >> BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING BAD. YOU'RE BOTHERING ME. SO, IF you keep bothering me, I'm going to put you in timeout. So, leave. Leave. >> Yeah. God keeps bothering me. I don't want anyone to bother me. I just want to watch TV. Junior, what's that? >> Oh, it's my old imaginary friend Gumbo. He died and I want him to come back to life. >> Well, doodle doodle pig fart. >> GUMBO. GUMBO, YOU'RE BACK TO LIFE. >> JUNIOR, WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? >> I DON'T KNOW. I just one day I imagined HIM, BUT

NOW HE'S BACK. GUMBO, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. >> OH, that's cool. JUNIOR, HEY, I WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO I can come back to life. >> Okay, here. Use a piece of paper. You have to use your pencil. Uh, Gumbo, I think you're on the pencil. >> Uh, yeah, there it is. Yeah. Get the Pencil. All right. Now, start drawing something. Oh, Gumbo, I missed you so much. Whoa, Jeffy, what's that supposed to be? It's a piggy. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's a piggy. It's a piggy. >> Jeffy, make your drawing come to life. I

want to SEE THE PIGGY. D PENC the piggy. HE'S ALIVE. >> HEY MR. PIGGY, WHAT YOU DOING? WHERE YOU GOING MR. PIGGY? COME BACK. >> GUMBO. NO. NO. GUMBBO, you have to stay here. You have to stay here. Play with me. >> What game you want to play? Gumbo. >> Okay. Let's just not go anywhere near water. Okay. >> I don't want to lose you again. [Music] >> Hey, Daddy. Have you seen a piggy running around here somewhere? That's it, Jeffy. I SAID, "IF YOU KEPT BOTHERING ME, YOU'RE GOING TO TIMEOUT." SO NOW YOU'RE GOING

TO TIMEOUT. >> WHEN THE [ __ ] DID YOU SAY THAT, [ __ ] LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE, I SAID, "DO NOT BOTHER ME AGAIN. IF YOU BOTHER ME AGAIN, you're going to timeout." So now you're GOING TO TIME OUT. >> ARE YOU [ __ ] HIGH, DADDY? YOU NEVER SAID THAT [ __ ] TO ME. >> JEFFY, Mario said if you bothered him one more time, you would go into timeout. >> So now you're going into timeout for bothering ME. YOU TWO BOTH MUST BE [ __ ] HIGH BECAUSE

I WAS IN MY [ __ ] ROOM DRAWING A PICTURE OF A PIGGY AND THEN HE JUMPED UP AND HOPPED OFF THE [ __ ] PAGE. THAT DID NOT HAPPEN, JEFFY. AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TIME OUT FOR 5 MINUTES. OH, [ __ ] YOU AND YOUR 5 MINUTES. I'M INNOCENT, [ __ ] DADDY, THIS IS HORSHIT. JEFFY, I WISH YOU LOOK AT THE CORNER FOR 5 MINUTES. AND WHAT THE [ __ ] THE CORNER GOING TO DO? >> IT'S GOING TO TEACH YOU DISCIPLINE. HOW THE [ __ ] IS IT GOING TO DO THAT?

DADDY, >> LOOK AT THE CORNER. DADDY, THIS AIN'T TEACHING ME [ __ ] LOOK AT THE CORNER. I GOT A [ __ ] PIGGY TO CATCH, [ __ ] THERE IS NO PIGGY, JEFFY. LOOK. HOW THE [ __ ] ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT? LOOK AT THE I SAW THE GODDAMN PIGGY. LOOK AT THE [ __ ] PAPER. >> LOOK AT THE CORNER, JEFFY. GOD DAMN. MY DADDY'S A [ __ ] [ __ ] MOMMY'S A [ __ ] TOO. >> I JUST DON'T KNOW what's wrong with him. I don't know why he

won't listen. >> Well, Mario, you did warn him that if he bothered you again, you would put him in timeout. >> Yeah, he bothered me again. >> Mhm. >> I just don't know where he gets his language from. >> I know. He always has to cuss. I I think he learned it from his mother, his real mom. Yeah, she was pretty trashy. It Just wasn't a good environment at all. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] not believing me about the goddamn piggy. I saw the [ __ ] pig. The piggy. I'm going get you,

piggy. I'MMA GET YOU, PIGGY. >> JEFFY, I SAID STAY IN THE CORNER. >> BUT DANG, THE PIGGY WAS RIGHT. >> THERE IS NO PIGGY, JEFFY. AND NOW THERE IS, DADDY. >> YOU'RE GOING to your room, Jeffy. That's it. You're going to YOUR ROOM. >> [ __ ] YOU, DADDY. But daddy, I don't WANT TO GO TO BED YET. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO BED, JEFFY. YOU JUST HAVE TO stay in the crib all NIGHT. CUZ NOW YOU'RE GROUNDED. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE [ __ ] I'M GROUNDED, DAD. >> YOU KNOW

WHY YOU'RE GROUNDED, JEFFY. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID. >> NO THE [ __ ] I DON'T. YOU GET BACK HERE AND TALK TO ME LIKE A MAN, [ __ ] >> NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE GOING TO STAY IN THAT CRIB ALL NIGHT, JEFFY. YOU'RE GROUNDED. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID. >> WELL, [ __ ] YOU, DADDY. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE TOOTH FAIRY AND EASTER BUNNY. GO COLLECT TEETH OR PUT EGGS IN THE YARD OR SOME [ __ ] DADDY. >> JEFFY, SHUT UP AND JUST BE QUIET. >> NO, DAVE. YOU'RE A [ __ ]

PIGGY AND YOU KNOW IT. >> SHUT UP, JEFFY. >> [ __ ] YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, GUMBO. Are you ready for some cookies and milk? >> No, I >> Yeah, grab a cookie. Grab a cookie. >> You like cookies? >> Yes. >> What? Drawing Jeffy? >> Um, you want some cookies? >> What? Gumbo, you don't want him to have a cookie? >> But, but Gumbo, you have to share. >> Nuh-uh. N >> Gumbo, don't be like that. >> Um, uh, okay. Uh, can he have your milk? >> Nuh-uh. >> Milk. >> Milk. >> Come on,

Gumbo. He can have your milk. >> You can have the I'll get you some more milk. Okay, I'll I'll be right back. I'll get you some milk. >> Why am I doing this? >> Where you go? >> All right, Gumbo. We didn't HAVE ANY MILK. WHERE DID GUMBO GO? MILK? >> WHAT? >> YOU KILLED GUMBO BY POURING MILK ON HIM. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? GUMBO, WHY' you do that? HEY, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? WILL YOU GET BACK HERE? YOU KILLED MY FRIEND. [Music] >> How do you get BACK HERE? YOU KILLED MY FRIEND

GUMBO. YOU KILLED GABO. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I want YOU TO STOP DOING THAT. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I'm going to find a way to kill him. I'm going to find a way to kill him. >> Do you think I was too harsh on Jeffy? >> Well, you did yell at him a lot, Mario. >> Yeah, I I guess I did. I mean, I might unground him. >> WHAT? JEFFY, >> MAYONNAISE. >> WHAT? APPARENTLY NOT HARSH ENOUGH. OH MY GOD. OH, JEFFY. JEFFY, I CAN STAY IN YOUR ROOM.

WHAT THE [ __ ] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DADDY? I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. >> JEFFY, DON'T LIE TO ME. WHAT THE [ __ ] ARE YOU [ __ ] HIGH? >> JEFFY, YOU LOST YOUR PHONE. NOW YOU'RE DOUBLE GROUND FOR WHAT? >> CUZ YOU LEFT THE ROOM. JEFFY, >> THE [ __ ] I DID, DAMN IT, THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME. >> JEFFY, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T WALK PAST THE ROOM AND SAY MAYONNAISE TO ME. >> MAYONNAISE, [ __ ] YEAH, MAYONNAISE. AIN'T [ __ ] MAD. ARE YOU [ __ ] HIGH? JEFFY,

NOW YOU'RE DOUBLE GROUNDED AND ALSO NO MORE TV. NO, YOU'RE [ __ ] DELUSIONAL AS [ __ ] DADDY, GET THE [ __ ] BACK HERE. AND WHATEVER CRACK YOU'RE [ __ ] SMOKING, I WANT SOME. JEFFY, SHUT UP AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN YOUR ROOM FOREVER. DADDY, LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. [ __ ] YOU. JEFFY, STAY IN YOUR ROOM. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR ROOM AGAIN. I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS AND WHEN I DO, I'M GOING TO BEAT THE [ __ ] OUT OF YOU. DAY.

>> I'm not in the mood for this stuff today. >> Mario, why is Jeffy acting so bad today? >> I don't know. He's acting worse than normal. >> It all started with that stupid pig. >> You're right. The pig. I don't know why he brought up the pig. There is no pig. It It is that a pig? >> That That's a pig, Mario. Jeffy was telling the truth. >> That's why he was getting so mad when I said there was no pig. But what? I got to go talk to him. I got to go talk

to him. >> So, what do you [ __ ] want? >> Well, um we uh >> we wanted >> we wanted to apologize. >> OH, YOU WANTED TO APOLOGIZE. I'M DYING TO KNOW FOR WHAT? >> Um >> well, we saw the we we we saw the pig. >> OH, YOU SAW THE PIGGY. DING, DING, DING, DING, DING. JEFFY WAS RIGHT. GREAT. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. You You were right. So, we want to say >> we're we're sorry. >> We're sorry, Jeffy, for for grounding you. >> Well, horshit. I NEED AT LEAST 20 BUCKS BEFORE I

ACCEPT THAT [ __ ] APOLOGY. >> UM, can can you go in my wallet and see if I if I if I have $20? >> I'm sorry, Jeffy. I really am. >> All you had was a $100 bill, Mario. >> Well, that'll work. Um, that's too >> It smells like I forgive you. >> Okay. Okay, Jeffy, we're even. I'm sorry for grounding you. >> Oh, and one more thing, Daddy. >> What? >> Just a little something for the road and for your trouble. >> What? >> Take that and suck on it, Daddy. >> What? I

mean, I I was in the wrong. I did I did ground him for no reason. >> Yeah. >> Popsicles. >> Hey, Jeffy. >> I got something for you. >> Where is it? >> It's a piece of paper. >> Give me >> I'll let you see it cuz it's where you came from. He's on the piece of paper. IT ACTUALLY WORKED. HE'S STUCK IN THE PAPER. Now there's only one thing to do with this. Oh yeah. You're never coming to life ever again. [Music] Oh man, I'm getting tired. I should probably go to bed. >> [

__ ] says what? [ __ ] says go buy the new Call of Duty Infinite Warfare that Comes with Call of Duty Modern Warfare Remastered Edition available right now. What? Black Yoshi, >> PLEASE. MARIO, PLEASE COME ON. $100. >> $100? Why do you need $100? >> Cuz I need a game, folk. Isn't it like $60? >> Well, I also need the med packs. I need the special edition ses. And I think I think my Xbox Live about to run out, too. >> Well, Black Ocean, you knew this game Was coming out for a year. You

had a year to save up. >> Well, I promise you, Mo, please just give me $100. If you give me $100, I won't ask for the game next year. >> What? Wait. So, so if I buy you the game this year, you won't ask for the game next year? Yeah. What a stupid deal. Okay, fine. Black Yoshi, here. I'll give you $100. >> This is the last copy. So, here you go, lucky customer. >> Oh, man. Guys, I can't WAIT TO PLAY THIS GAME. >> MY digital download. >> Can I help you, sir? >> Yes.

I want the new Call of Duty Infinite Warfare Legacy Edition with the map packs in the season pass right now. >> I'm really sorry, but I just sold the last copy of that kit. >> SO, NO MORE CALL OF DUTIES? >> NO, we're I'm sorry. We're all sold out. I'm sorry. >> You ain't got nothing in the bag. >> No, we're all sold out everywhere. You're not going to find any Call of Duty? >> No. >> You done? NO. >> ALL RIGHT. All right. Get out OF MY STORE. GO. GO. [Music] What's wrong, Black Yoshi?

Where's your game, folk? They done sold out of Call of Dutes is >> what? They They sold out. >> YEAH, F AIN'T GOT NO MORE Call of Dutes is. >> Can I have my $100 back? [Music] >> Oh man, I can't wait to PLAY THE NEW CALL OF DUTY. I bet my friend's already online, so I better open it. >> HEY B, WHAT'S UP? >> I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. >> WHAT? >> I don't know. Oh, whoop. What you doing, F? >> About to play the new Call of Duty Infinite Warfare. Yeah, >> it's a

legacy edition. >> Oh, the legacy. Oh, I heard this game sucks. >> It sucks. >> Yeah. Yeah. I heard this game suck, folk. So, so everybody trying to get rid of it, so I thought I'd come to you and offer you like uh like like $40 for it. You know what I'm saying? Because it's used and all. You know what I mean? >> What? It's not used. It's still in the plastic. >> Yeah. So, uh $40. >> Well, I haven't played it yet. So, if I play and I don't like it, THEN >> OH, PLEASE.

PLEASE. I I I'LL PAY FULL price for it. I'll give you $100 right now for the for the for for the game. Please f I need this game. I need it. >> Well, why why don't you just go to the Store and buy a copy? >> Because they sold you the last copy for Please. I need this game. $100. >> What? >> But my friends are online. They want to play. >> But I need to be online. I need to play for Please. I do anything. Whatever you want, folk. I do whatever you want, folk.

>> Whatever I want. >> Yeah. >> Okay. How about you be my slave for a full 24 hours? >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? >> That was the script. >> You can't say that. >> I It shouldn't have been in the script. Say something else. >> Say something else. >> Yeah, improv. I don't know. Good. Go. >> Go. >> Uh, you have to be my my my my personal Assistant. >> Yeah. Good. Good. Better. >> Yeah. You got to be my personal assistant for a full 24 hours. >> Personal assistant? Full,

man? Okay. Okay. I can I CAN DO IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, FOLK? What do you want me to do? >> Uh, well, first off, I really like your shoes. >> My shoes? My Yeezys? >> So, I want those. >> All right. Okay, I can do that. >> And I also want your gold chain. >> My chain? Oh, okay. F. I give you my shoes and my chain. Okay, I got you. I got you. >> I take them off. I want them. >> This is so cool. I've never had shoes before. >>

All right, cool, folk. So, so do I get the game? >> Uh, yeah, but for a full 24 hours, every time I call you, you have to come to me And do whatever I say. >> All right, folk. All right, we good. Thank you. >> This is so cool. I have shoes. [Music] OH, MAN. I'M SO HAPPY I GOT THE NEW CALL OF Dut Legacy Edition. Oh. Oh, let's go. I can't wait to open and play, folk. Can't wait to open and play. >> Man, WHAT DOES HE WANT? WHAT DOES HE WANT? F. I'LL be

right back, Call of Duty. Yeah. F, what you need, F? F, man, WHERE YOU AT? YOU FOUND ME. >> OH, YOU REALLY CALL me in here for that? >> Yeah, >> boy. I just WANT TO PLAY THE GAME, MAN. JUST LET ME PLAY CALL of Duty. Okay. Where were we, folk? Oh, yeah. Opening up the Call of Duties. Okay. Yeah. Can't wait to play this game. Waited so long. There it is. Call Dudis. OH MAN, WHAT DOES HE WANT, MAN? [Music] >> BLACK YOSHI, >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, FOLK? >> UH, can you help me

pour the milk in my cereal? >> Pour the milk IN YOUR CEREAL. IT IS 2:00 A.M., FOLK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING CEREAL AT 2:00 A.M.? >> WELL, I'm hungry. >> Okay, so you poured your own cereal, BUT YOU CAN'T POUR YOUR own milks. >> Well, you see, I made a mess pouring the cereal. I don't want to make a mess pouring the milk. Also, the milk is really heavy, so I don't trust myself. >> All right, folk. All right, I'll pour the milk for you, BUT I CAN'T SEE OVER. SO, YOU GOT TO TELL

me when to stop. Okay. When it's almost full. >> Okay. >> All right. >> All right. Are you ready? >> Mhm. All right. Hold on. Let me let me get >> Okay. >> All right. Let me know, folk, let me know. >> Keep going. >> All right. How much more we got? >> A little bit more. >> All right. >> All that. That's good. That's good. All right. YOU POUR MILK. M. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? YOU PULL THE CEREAL BALL AWAY FROM THE MILK. WELL, >> BECAUSE I I was doing the Charlie Brown

thing. You right before you kick it, I move it out of the way. >> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? >> BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. >> WELL, can you clean it up before Shabby finds out? Can't believe this kid rushed to me, pour the milk on the table, and didn't even SAY NOTHING. OH, FINALLY DONE. FINALLY DONE. >> Black Yoshi, >> what? >> Uh, can you go get some more milk and pour IN MY CEREAL? >> NO. ALL THE MILK HAS BEEN THROWN INTO THE TRASH CAN BECAUSE YOU watched me pour it all over the table.

So, I had to clean IT UP AND SO NOW we ain't got no more milks. >> Oh, >> yeah. [Music] Okay, I FINALLY GET TO PLAY MY CALL OF DUTY. I'VE DONE SO MUCH STUFF ALREADY, MAN. So much stuff. All right, let's play. Black Yoshi, can you EXP MAN? WHO COULD THAT BE? WHO COULD THIS BE AT 4:00 A.M., FOLK? It's me. I'm at the door. Why, folk, WHY? GET INSIDE. GET INSIDE RIGHT NOW. Oh my god, I'm finally getting TO PLAY THE GAME. >> WHY? WHO IS THAT? >> I SWEAR TO GOD, IF IT'S

YOU AGAIN, FOLKS, YOU'RE GOING TO STAY OUTSIDE FOR THE REST OF the night. >> Hey, wait. Did you hear that, Junior? >> Who are you? >> Oh, sorry, Black Yoshi. These are MY FRIENDS. HEY, GUYS. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ANSWER THE DOOR? >> WELL, I thought it was going to be me again. >> What? >> Come on inside, guys. >> Okay, dude. >> So, guys, why'd you come over so LATE, >> DUDE? WHY WEREN'T YOU ON CALL OF DUTY? >> YEAH, JUNIOR, we were worried cuz you weren't online. Yeah, we got the game together.

>> Well, well, you see, guys, I was going to be online. I was going to play, but this guy really really wanted the game, so I traded him the game for these. >> Nice kicks, bro. >> Yeah, THEY'RE BETTER THAN MINE, DUDE. >> YEAH, they're they're really really nice. Um, but he also has to be my personal assistant for 24 hours. >> Really? No way. >> He has to do anything I say. >> No. >> Yeah, prove it, JUNIOR. >> OKAY. BLACK YOSHI. >> OH, FET MY FIRST KILL STREAK. BLACK YOSHI. M WHAT DO YOU

WANT, FOLKS? >> UH, tell them that you're my personal assistant. >> Yes, I'm his personal assistant for 24 hours. >> And you have to do anything I want. >> Yeah, but it's already been about four or five hours, so we only got about like 19 20 hours left. >> So, he'll do anything you want. >> Anything? >> So, like like even like cool butt stuff. >> No. >> Yeah, he'll do butt STUFF. BUT >> NO, I WILL NOT DO BUTT STUFF. I >> I got something for him. Here we go. >> Okay, Black Yoshi, I

want you to color coordinate all these. I want you to like I want you to sort them in GROUPS OF COLORS. >> WHY? WHAT? WHAT PURPOSE DOES THAT SERVE YOU, FOLK? >> WELL, I just want you to do it to prove that you're my personal assistant. >> No. >> What? >> He's not doing it, dude. >> Oh, well, I mean, if if you don't do it, I'm going to make you do butt stuff with Cody. >> Give me a lot of gumballs. >> All right, folk. All the gumballs are in their own separate pile according

to Coke. >> Wa! He actually did it, dude. >> He'll do whatever you say. >> I told you guys. >> I didn't believe you. >> So, guys, uh, you want to HAVE A GUMBALL FIGHT? >> OH, DUDE, DON'T LEAVE. OKAY. [Music] >> OKAY, JOSEPH. Me and you. One versus one basketball right now. >> Okay, dude. Bring it. >> Okay, let's go. Where am I going? Dude, you're not even dribbling. You're You're traveling. >> Yeah, traveling all the places you can't go. Like downtown. >> WHAT? >> DUDE, YOU MISSED IT. >> OH, NO. I'm foul. You

see that? You pushed me. >> I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH YOU, DUDE. >> YEAH, FOUL. I get foul. What are you talking about? >> How about a foul trick shot? Guys, guys, check this out. Check this out. >> Whatever. >> Okay, guys. Are you ready for the ultimate trick shot? >> YEAH, DUDE. WHAT IS IT? >> YEAH, JUNIOR. What is it? >> Okay, I'm going to shoot the ball from right here, and it's going to go over the balcony and into the hoop on the other side. >> Wait, dude. You can't do that. >> Yeah, Junior,

that's impossible. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Impossible for normies like you. But a basketball star with these shoes. Yeah, I can do it. >> Junior, just because you have shoes doesn't make you Michael Jordan. Oh, well, it makes me Kobe. Kobe Jack cheese. Watch this. All right, here I go. >> DID I MAKE IT? DID I MAKE IT? >> NO. JUNIOR, get stuck in the light. >> We're stuck in the light. >> Yeah. Look. >> Huh? >> HOW YOU GOING TO GET IT DOWN, DUDE? >> YEAH, >> I know. Black Yoshi. [Music] Black Yoshi. Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi. Black Yoshi. Black Yoshi. Black. Black. Black. BLACK. BLACK. BLACK. >> BLACK YOSHI. BLACK YOSHI. BLACK YOSHI. >> WHAT? >> WHAT? YOU didn't hear me. I was calling you like a zillion times. Black Yoshi. >> What? >> U Can you put the the straw in my apple juice? I don't know how to do it. >> Sure. Okay. Can you Can you do it? Because I I I forgot how to do it. I I don't know. The hole is just too small and it's really hard to do it. So that Thank you. Thank you, Black

Yoshi. Anything else? No, that's good. I I'll call you if I need anything else. >> Black Yoshi. What does he want? Black Yoshi, what do you all vote? Um uh can can you wipe me? No. [Music] >> So, Black Yoshi, Black Yoshi, did you ever spend that $100? WHAT? BLACK YOSHI, BLACK, COME BACK HERE, Black Yoshi. So, guys, what do you want to do today? >> I don't know, dude. BUT SOMEBODY BROKE INSIDE MY HOUSE AND STOLE EVERYTHING I HAVE. SO I HAVE NOTHING to do. >> Oh, it's kind of sad. Joseph, >> what's that,

Ken? Ken says we should go to the beach. >> The beach? >> The beach? OH, I HIT A BODY THERE ONCE. >> THE BEACH IS so fun. I haven't been there in like a long time, though. Me Neither. >> What is it to do at the beach? >> Uh, Junior, there's hunky dudes at the beach playing beach volleyball, oiling up their muscles, flexing their muscles. That's what there's to do with the beach, Junior. Hunky dudes. >> And we can also make a sand castle. >> Oh, dude. I'm awesome at making sand castle. >> Okay, we'll

make a sand castle. Okay, we're going to the beach. We're going to Go to the beach. >> Uh, just just one second. I I have to call my mom. >> Why do you have to call your mom? >> Oh, cuz I I have to ask her about going to the beach. >> But you're the one who thought about going to the beach. So why you have to ask her? Why Why would you bring up something that you don't know if you can go yet? >> No, it was Ken's idea and and I I just Have

to tell her what I'm doing. >> Okay. So, call her. Hurry up. >> Yeah. All right, guys. It's ringing. Hello. Yo, mom's what up? Can I go hit up the beach with my bros? Go pick a licking? No, Cody, you can't go to the beach. Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top. Mom, no, Cody. I saw on TV there's a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea and he's friends with a squirrel that knows karate and she's going to Kick your butt, Cody. Mom, that's a cartoon. It's not even real. Cartoon Smarton,

Cody, you can't go to the beach. All right, fine. Mom. >> So, what'd your mom say, Cody? >> Yeah, dude. >> Guys, you know my mom. She said no. >> Wait, she said no. >> Yeah. >> Wait, why'd you say no? >> Because of Spongebob. >> Spongebob? What? What about Spongebob? >> She's afraid I'm going to get my butt kicked by Sandy Cheeks. >> Sandy cheeks? >> You going to get beat up by an imaginary squirrel on a cartoon? >> I know. It's stupid. >> Yeah. It's not even the ocean that we live near, right?

>> Yeah. Uh, Cody, you're stupid. We're still going to the beach even if you can't go. Yeah, >> but I can't go to the beach. If she finds out that >> she's not going to find out you went to the beach. You want to know why? Cuz she's afraid of the beach cuz she thinks you're going to get beat up. She think she's going to get beat up. So, she's not going to catch you at the beach cuz she's not going to be at the beach. So, come on, Cody. >> I I guess that makes

sense. Yeah. >> She's not going to catch you, Cody. We're only going to be there for like an hour and we're just going to make a sand castle and leave. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's go to the beach. >> All right. I'm going to go ask Chef Peep if you can take us. Well, you know what? I'm going to make him take us. Come on. Let's go. >> Come on, kid. >> Cook it up. Cook it up. COOK IT UP. >> HEY, CHEF PEEPEE. >> What do you want, Junior? I'm cooking pan pizza. Uh,

well, I was wondering if you could take me and my friend to the beach. >> Wait, the beach? >> Yeah. >> Oh, the beach. Oh, man. I'mma find me a little fine hole and I'm What? What are you doing, Chef Eie? >> Nothing. Just come on. LET'S GO TO THE BEACH. >> He's really going to take us, GUYS. COME ON. >> YAY, GUYS. WE'RE FINALLY AT THE BEACH. AND THERE'S THE OCEAN. WAIT, CODY, is that where your mom was born? >> What? >> She was born in the ocean cuz she's a whale. >> God, Junior,

>> do the whale call. DO IT, DUDE. >> MOO. MOO. >> I'M NOT DOING THAT. >> WAIT, that's the cow because your mom's A cow, too. >> Yeah, I got it. >> Uh, Joseph, let's go make a SAND CASTLE. >> ALL RIGHT, DUDE. LET'S GO. >> ALL RIGHT, KEN. Come on. Let's go work on your bod. >> Well, I'm going to go and LOOK FOR THE HOUSE. >> SO, JOSEPH, YOU KNOW HOW TO make a sand castle? >> Of course, dude. All you have to do is put the sand in a bucket. >> Oh, okay.

Well, I'm going to dig a grave for our YouTube channel cuz it's basically dead. >> Oh, OKAY, DUDE. DO THAT. >> I need a pretty big grave. >> Yes, a huge one, dude. >> Yeah, that channel's dead AF. >> Oh, man. >> Wait, wait, wait. Where's Cody? >> Uh, I don't know. He was just here. >> Oh, hold on. I'm going to go get him so he can help us with the sand castle. >> Yeah, do that, dude. >> Yeah. Isn't the beach romantic, Ken? The sun glistening off your moist biceps. Oh. Oh, what's that?

Oh, you you don't want to get a sunburn on that tight tush of yours? Okay, I'll go get the sunscreen. All right, Ken. I got the rubber fist and I got the sunscreen. Now, let me lather you up. Hold on, Ken. It's not coming out. Almost there. Hell yeah. Oh god. >> Cody, what are you doing? >> Uh I I I Ken Ken needed some sunscreen and the bottle broke. So that that's what happened. >> The bottle broke? >> Yeah. A lot. >> Well, well, come on. We're making a sand castle. >> Okay. I I

just I just have to do something with the rubber fist real quick. >> Well, no, no, no. We got to go make a Sand castle. Come on, Cody. >> Okay. And done. >> Wa! Joseph, you're already done with the sand castle? >> Yeah, dude. I'm a pro at making sand castles. >> Okay, great. We're done with the sand castle. Can I go finish on Ken now? >> Cody, stop worrying about your stupid doll and hang out with your BEST BUGS. >> YEAH, >> BUT JUNIOR, I already got the rubber Fist out and everything. >> But

Cody, you already put sunscreen on him. You have to do anything else. >> Well, I still have to put sunscreen on me. If I come home with a sunburn, my parents are going to know I was at the beach and I'll get in trouble. >> Hey, Junior. You want to see a hammerhead shark? >> A HAMMERHEAD SHARK? YEAH. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? I'll show you. >> NO, BABY DESTROYED OUR SAND CASTLE. >> LOOK, IT WAS A STUPID SAND CASTLE ANYWAY. Cool peepers. >> OH MY GOD. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO DESTROY OUR SAND

CASTLE? I KNOW. WE NEED TO MAKE PAY HIM BACK, DUDE. WE WANT MY SAND CASTLE. >> OH, OKAY. OKAY. We need to get pay back our chef. Um, what if we buried him in the sand? >> Dude, THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. HE SURE TO BE BURIED. >> YEAH. YEAH. WE were bury him in the sand Because he destroyed our sand castle. So, make the sand pay him back. >> Yeah. >> Let's go bury him. >> Come on, Peep. Let's get you nice and dark cuz the ladies love the dark. Peep out. Can we bury you

in the sand? >> No. Julian, I'M TRYING TO GET A TAN. BUT PEEPEE, we really want to bury you in the sand. It' be really fun. I just want to take a quick picture and then we'll get you out of the sand. >> Why can't I just relax? >> Chef Peepi, please. Please, please. >> Look, look, I'll play along. God, come on. >> All right, guys. Come on. >> Okay, Chef Peepi, you're buried in the sand. So, let me get my quick picture. >> All right, hurry up and take a stupid picture so I can

get out of the sand. >> Okay, I got the picture. Chef Peepi, so we're going to leave you buried in the sand because you destroyed our sand Castle. Wait, come on, guys. LET'S GO HOME. >> WAIT. WAIT. WHAT? YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. JUNIOR, COME BACK HERE. JUNIOR, COME GET ME OUT OF THE SAND. YOU STUPID BASTARD. JUNIOR, THE TIDE'S COMING. NO. Oh >> yeah, that'll keep Chef Peepee for destroying our sand castle. >> Yeah, dude. >> But guys, shouldn't we go back and help Chef Pee pee? I mean, what if the tide comes in

and he drowns? >> Uh, Cody, why do you look like a tomato? >> Why? Cuz I'm so ripe and juicy. >> No, I mean you look like a stop sign. >> Oh. Oh, because people stop and look at my hunky bod. >> No, I mean you look like an apple. >> Oh, cuz you want to put your worm inside me. >> No, you look like uh uh the couch. Oh, cuz you want to sit on my face. Oh, I think he has a sunburn, Junior. >> Yeah. Yeah. You look like you have a Sunburn, Cody.

>> Oh, a sunburn. Cuz I'm as hot as the sun. Wait, did you say sunburn? >> Yeah, Cody, you look like you have a really bad sunburn, dude. >> Guys, I I I can't have a sunburn. If my parents see that I have a sunburn, they'll know that I went to the beach AND I'LL BE GROUNDED. >> WELL, why didn't you put on sunscreen, you big dork? >> I was going to, Junior, BUT YOU GUYS DISTRACTED ME WITH THE SAND CASTLE. >> OKAY, there's no way you have a sunburn because we were only out there

for like 5 minutes. Well, guys, I have really fair skin. It's really soft, like Ken's behind. >> Well, then why doesn't Ken have a sunburn? >> Because I was covering him in sunscreen, and it should have been something else. >> Okay. Well, look, if you have a if you have a sunburn, why don't we try to cure It? Like, uhoh. Aren't you supposed to pee on it? >> Yeah. No, Junior. That's for jellyfish stings. >> Well, I mean, I could pee on it. >> Well, I mean, I I guess we could try it. Like, if

you really want to pee on it, I >> Well, well, let me call a doctor real quick and see if there's a faster way to cure because I don't want you getting grounded because we're supposed to hang out all weekend. >> Okay. Hey, you guys called the doctor. >> Well, you see, doctor, my friend has a really bad sunburn, and we need to know if we should pee on his face or not. I >> I don't even think it's a question. Really? I I mean, I think you guys should all just pee on me. Just

get in like a circle around me and all three just like pee right on my face. Uh yeah, I I don't know that that would help for a sunburn, but uh you could try filling a bathtub full of oatmeal. >> Wait, full of oatmeal? Wait, filling a bathtub full of oatmeal helped to sunburn? >> No. No, it would just be a waste of oatmeal. You see? See? I hate oatmeal cuz that's all I can eat cuz I don't have teeth. See? Ah. Oh. Well, is there a way to cure his sunburn? right now? >> I

can't think of any way to cure a sunburn right now. >> Well, we have to cure it right now because if his mom sees his sunburn, She's going to ground him because he she told him he can't go to the beach. And if he has a sunburn, that obviously means he went to the beach. >> Wow. Your mom won't let you go to the beach. What a square. >> Yeah, she is a square. She's a big fat. Well, she's not a square. She's a circle cuz she's she's so fat and big. >> Yeah. Yeah, she

sounds like it. Uh but I can't really think of any way to cure it. So, I guess just don't go home. I Mean, that's what I would do. Whenever I have a hickey on my neck and I don't want my wife to see it, I just don't go home till I'm working overtime or something. Yeah. Uh so I can't really think of anything else. Just wait it out here. Uh but uh don't touch him. It it would hurt a lot. >> Wait, don't touch him. >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh see, with this sunburn, as bad as

it is, any little touch to his skin is going to hurt, you know. So even Just like a slight little poke on the face, that would that would hurt really really bad. So So just just make sure you don't do that. Just don't don't poke him or touch him or anything like that. Especially Especially not while I'm here cuz I I don't want to like I don't want to see that. I wouldn't I wouldn't want you to to do that here in front of me right now. I I wouldn't Are you going to poke him

or what? You You just poke him. Are you going to Oh, okay. YOU JUST POKE, JUNIOR. OW. GOD, THAT HURTS. >> YEAH. All right. I'll catch you guys later. >> Wait, really? Like little small touches will hurt you? >> YES, JUNIOR. OW. OW. STOP. OW. OW. JUNIOR, THAT BURNS. OH GOD. >> OKAY, CODY, I'm done. I'm done. I'M DONE. I'M DONE. >> YOU STOP DOING THAT. >> OKAY, CODY, LOOK. LOOK, LOOK. Just don't go home and your parents won't see that You uh got a sunburn. >> Yeah, I guess I could just tell her that

I'm staying here for tonight. >> Well, that sucks, Cody, cuz I called her like 5 minutes ago and told her that uh that she needs to COME OVER. >> WHAT? JUNIOR, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> BECAUSE I SAW THE PLOT was kind of died down, so I was like, let me call her and get her over here so she can see your sunburn. >> JUNIOR, SHE'S GOING TO SEE MY SUNBURN, AND I'M GOING TO GET GROUNDED. >> WELL, LOOK, I WAS GOING TO CALL THE DOCTOR, AND I SAID I'm going to call his mom

and tell her to come over. WELL, JUNIOR, NOW SHE'S GOING TO FIND OUT THAT I HAVE A SUNBURN. >> WELL, I GOT AN IDEA. WHY don't I just dress up like you, and when she gets here, I'll pretend to be you. >> Junior, that's never going to work. Your biceps are way too small. She's going to know it's not me. And where's your Package? You're not in doubt at all. >> Well, well, I mean, uh uh Cody, that's her, so you better make a decision. Do you want me to be you or not? >> All

right, fine. I keep a spare change of clothes here in case I have an accident. Let me just go get it. >> Okay. Hello. >> Hey there, Cody. Your friend invited me over, so I brought you medicine cuz it's time for you to take it anyway. Wait, Cody, did you gain weight? >> Uh, I was about to ask you the same thing, but by looking at you, my answer is a yes. >> Cody, you just look a little bit fatter. >> Uh, have you looked in the mirror recently? >> Cody, I think maybe you should

stop eating so much. >> Uh, I feel like you hear that more than I do. >> Cody, I think maybe you should stop Putting all that food on your doll. You're always putting whipped cream and chocolate sauce on there and eating it off, and I think it's bad for you. >> Well, I think you going to the buffet every night's bad for you, but you still do it. Oh, Cody, let me come in and let me give you your medicine. >> Okay, Cody, it's time to take your medicines. >> Okay, Mom. Wait, wait. Those are

some pretty big pills. I don't think I'll be Able to swallow those. >> A swallow? You silly goose. These pills go in your butt. >> My butt? Those aren't going to my butt. I'm not putting those in my butt. >> Well, of course you are, Cody. We do this every day. >> Well, not today cuz I'm not taking them anymore. >> What? >> Cody, what's wrong? Usually you love this. It's your favorite part of the Day. >> Well, no, you got it wrong. is actually my worst part of the day. Cage, I'm not doing it.

>> But but Cody, usually you're jumping up and down on these balls. >> Well, I don't want to take them and I'm not taking them. >> Now, Cody, you know what the doctor said? You have to take these balls or else your eyes are going to bleed. >> Well, I guess my eyes are going to bleed Cuz I'm not putting those in my butt. >> Cody, take your butt balls or I'm going to have to take Ken away from you. >> Well, I don't even like Ken anymore. So, you take them. I'm not taking these.

>> Cody, don't make mommy mad. You know what happens when mommy gets mad? >> What? You go eat at a buffet or something? Look, I I'm not taking these pills in my butt. >> Cody, take your butt balls. >> No. >> Take your butt balls, Cody. >> Never. >> Cody, take your butt balls or I'm going to spit on you. >> Wait, spit on me. >> Cody, take your balls. >> WHAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> LOOK, CODY, TAKE YOUR BUTT BALLS RIGHT NOW. >> ARE YOU ARE YOU SPITTING ON ME? >> CODY, TAKE YOUR

BALLS. >> I'M NOT CODY. I'M NOT CODY. I'M JUNIOR. I'M dressed up like Cody. I'm not WHY ARE YOU SPITTING on me? YOU'RE GROSS. >> WHERE'S CODY? He's hiding from you cuz he got a he got a sunburn cuz he went to the beach today and he didn't want you to find out cuz he didn't want to get grounded. SO GO SPIT ON HIM. >> CODY, YOU GET OUT HERE right now. >> Hey. Hey, Mom. Cody, why are you so sunburnt? Cuz I went to the beach. Cody, why would you go to the beach? You

know that there Was a sponge that lives in the ocean and a pineapple. What if he killed you and turned you into Cody Patties for that greedy little crab man? Mom, that's Spongebob. Still, Cody, you know the beach is dangerous. Cody, I'm going to have to ground you. I I understand. Now, let's go home and take your butt balls. Butt balls? I thought I was grounded. All right, come on, guys. Let's do some butt balls. Thank god she's gone, Joseph. She was Spitting on me. >> Spitting on you, dude. >> Yeah. >> Oh, man. My

mom used to do that to me. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Well, anyway, uh let's let's watch some TV. Yeah. [Music] Breaking news, Mai. A man has drowned at the beach after being buried in the sand. More on the story as it develops. >> You think Chef Peepee is fine? >> Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Chef Peep is fine, dude. Chef Peep's awesome. >> Yeah, he's fine. He He's fine. [Music] Oh, Mario, I'm so excited to be going on our honeymoon. >> Yeah, I can't wait to go either. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Uh, what

time's our flight take off? >> Oh, I think it leaves soon. We should probably get going. >> Oh, Ber, look what I spent my food stamps on. I got me some KFC chickens and some Kool-Aid. >> What you doing, Bo? >> Oh, hey, Black Yoshi. Me and Rosina about to go on our honeymoon. >> A honeymoon? >> Mario, we have to go. I don't want to miss our flight. Okay. >> What about your stupid [ __ ] key? You taking him with you? >> Oh, you mean Jeffy? >> Yeah. >> Where is Jeffy? >> Uh

oh. I I I got him a babysitter. >> Man, that ain't really such a hide and seek. >> Did you get him a good babysitter? >> Yeah. Yeah. The best babysitter you can buy here. >> Hey, Mario, real quick, before you leave, you think you can give me the remote controls? I'm trying to watch me some TVs. >> Oh, the remote. I don't I don't know where it is. I don't have time for this. Uh oh. There it is. Here you go, Blackie. Here. Here's the remote. >> Mario, we have to go now. Will you

get my luggage for me? >> Uh, yeah, sure. I'll get it. >> Thank you. I I mean, you could have got at least one of them. All right, Blackushi. I'll see you later. All right, see you later, folks. Better watch me some TVs. >> Oh, what is she having this? Oh, Jesus Christ. Hold on. All right, Black Yoshi. I'll see you later. Oh jeez. >> Are you a hardcore gamer? ARE YOU A HARDCORE GAMER? YOU NEED TO GET CALL OF DUTY WORLD WAR II, the special EDITION PLAYSTATION 4. IT'S my >> Mario, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine. I just get really nervous about flying. >> Oh, Mario, there's nothing to be afraid of. >> Mario, please. [Music] >> Breaking news, Mai. A commercial airplane has had to make an emergency landing because a black man was holding on to the window screaming, "Mario, please." More on the story as it develops. [Music] >> WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, BLACK YOSHI. NOW WE HAVE TO POSTPONE OUR honeymoon cuz I had to emergency land the plane Cuz you WERE HANGING ON TO THE WINDOW. BUT MARIO, IT'S THE NEW CALL OF DUT WORLD WAR II

WITH THE M PETS AND THE SPECIAL EDITIONS CONSOLE. AND MARIO, I PLEASE NEED IT. PLEASE buy it for me, PLEASE. >> BLACK YOSHI, I'M NOT BUYING YOU THE new Call of Duty. It's every year with you. It's Oh, Mario, can you buy me the map pack? Can you buy me the special edition console? NO, BLACK YOSHI, I'M NOT BUYING IT FOR YOU ANYMORE. YOU HAD A YEAR to Save the money. You knew this game was coming out FOR A YEAR. YOU HAD A YEAR TO GET THE MONEY. >> BUT MARIO, YOU HAD A YEAR TO

GIVE ME THE MONEY. >> MARIO. MARIO, calm down. YOU KNOW YOU HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. >> You're right. I have to breathe. You're right. >> I'm going to go unpack my suitcase. >> Oh, okay. >> So, so Mario, real quick, are you going To give me the MONEY OR NOT? >> NO, BLACK YOSHI, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MONEY. I'M NOT BUYING YOU THE GAME. HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS? I WILL NEVER EVER BUY YOU ANOTHER CALL OF DUTY EVER AGAIN. YOU MADE ME LOSE OUT ON MY HONEYMOON BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT

AND YOU'RE SELFISH AND YOU'RE GREEDY. I'M NOT BUYING YOU THE NEW GAME. HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT, >> MARIO? Come on, man. Stop with the running around folk, man. Are you going To give me the game or not? If you're going TO GIVE ME THE GAME, then give me the game. But if you not, then you need to be straight up with me and TELL ME FOLK. >> NO, I'M NOT BUYING YOU THE GAME. MARIO, MAN, if you All you got to do is say no if you don't want to get it for me,

MAN. BE STRAIGHT UP. JESUS CHRIST. NO, I'M NOT BUYING YOU THE BLACK. HOW ABOUT THIS? I'M NOT going to waste my breath anymore. If you want the game, why don't You sell all your old games? Huh? You have all those old Call of Duties. Why don't you go sell them at the game store and maybe have enough money to buy the new one? Cuz I'm done. I'm not buying you THE GAME. >> SO, IS THAT A YES OR A NO? >> Hey there, sir. What can I do for you today? >> Do you have the

new Call of Duty World War II special edition console? >> Uh, you you mean this thing? >> OH, YEAH. MAN, HOW MUCH IS IT? >> UH, it's $499.99. >> $499.99? Well, I ain't got that much, but I got these games I want to trade in, though. >> Oh, okay. Well, how much you looking to get for them? about uh $600 700. >> Okay. Well, I can tell you right now you're not going to get that much, but I I can take a look at what you got. Uh see Call of Duty Ghosts. All right. Not

Bad. What? Okay. There's no game in here. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. It is right there. You see it? >> No, I I don't see it, >> man. It's cuz it's a ghost, man. It's the Call of Duty Ghost like Boo. >> Ghost like Boo. Yeah. >> Yeah. I can't give you anything for this. There's no There's no game in there. >> All right. What about like 150 125? >> Let's just Let's just move on. >> Call of Duty Advanced Warfare. Okay. Uh, let's take All right. So, this game is broken. >> No, man. I I

just played it a lot. It's not broken. >> Yeah, you played it so much that it broke in half, >> man. No, that's just wear and tear. It's not broken in half. >> Wear and tear. Look at it. It's in pieces. I I can't give you anything for Any of these games. >> All right. So, about 200 for that one? >> No. No. I I can't give YOU ANYTHING. >> BUT, MAN, I NEED the new car. Let's do this. >> Okay. Look, how about I just give you $2 because I feel sorry for you. >>

Okay. All right. How about we add a zero to that? Make it 200. >> Okay. That's $20 and STILL NO >> MAN. I NEED THE NEW COLLEGE DUTUS THE LIMITED EDITION CONSOLE. I need it. >> Okay. Look, I I can't give it to you unless you have the money. Okay. I I'm sorry. >> All right. How about how about you loan me the system and when I get my ware check, I come back and pay you. >> No. If you have the money, then fine. Okay. But but until then, I can't give you anything. >>

Give my gay back. You nasty man. We gave me. >> Man, I can't believe GameStop wouldn't Give me no money FOR THOSE GAMES, MAN. THEY TRIPPING, FOLK, those games were in mis conditions. Now, how am I going to get that money for the new Call of Duty PlayStation 4 limited edition? Oo, I I can take a credit card from Mario's wallet. He He owe me that money anyway. Yeah, that's what I'mma do. Okay. Almost done making my sandwich. Yeah, just a little bit more mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise. Oh yeah, a lot more mayonnaise. Ah, get

some more. Yeah, more mayonnaise. Oh yeah, you know I like the mayonnaise. Oh yeah, more mayonnaise. All right, I'm back and I'm ready to buy me the console. >> Did you actually bring money this time? >> Yeah, I got me a credit card. >> Okay, let me see the card. This is an Applebee's gift card. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. And this is not an Applebee's. >> So what that mean? >> It means you can't use the card here because this isn't an Applebee's. >> But but there's money on the card. >> It doesn't matter

if there's money on the card because you can only spend that money at Applebee's. >> No, there's money on the card. I can use that money anywhere I want. >> No. No. That's not how that works. A gift card means you can only spend the money at the restaurant. >> Well, I did spend the money at the restaurant and there were $50 on the card. I got me some Hot Wings. $15. Now the $35 left on the card. >> Okay. There's only $35 on the card. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Then you can't even afford the

console you wanted. >> WELL, I WANT TO PUT THAT MONEY TOWARDS THE CONSOLE. OH, plus the extra controller. Oh, and Xbox Live. >> It's Xbox Live. It's a PS4 and it Doesn't even matter because you can't use a gift card to buy stuff here. >> That don't make no sense. I mean, it has money on the card and I WANT TO USE THAT. >> [ __ ] FINE. I WILL SWIPE YOUR GODDAMN CARD. >> But what? Wow. It It actually went through. >> All right. So, uh, console edge controller, Xbox L. No, you you you

still only had $35 on it, so you can't Get all that. >> But there's money on the card. >> No, it doesn't matter. There's only $35 on the card, and that's that's way more. >> But I I want to put that money towards the console. That's what I'm trying to do. >> Doesn't matter. You still can't afford it. Just Just come back when you have an actual credit card. Okay. >> Yeah. All right. >> Okay. And some more mayonnaise. Yeah. Just a little bit more mayonnaise. Just a little bit. Enough to taste it. You know,

I like a lot of mayonnaise, but you know, not too much mayonnaise. Just just enough to taste it. >> All right, I'm back and I got me a real credits card. >> Is it Applebee's? >> No. >> Chili's? >> No. >> What about Subway? >> No. >> All right, I'll have a look at it then. No, it's a real card. Um, Mario. Mario, that's you. >> Yep, that's me. >> Okay. Going to need to see some ID, though. >> ID? What's that? >> You know, ID? Like an identification card that shows who you are. >>

Uh, why? What? >> To to show that you didn't steal this Card. >> Oh, I I didn't steal the card. That's my card. It had my name on it. >> Well, well, that's fine, but I'm still going to need some ID. >> Uh, ID. OH. OH, ID. I I LEFT it in the car. I'll be right back. >> Okay. >> All right. I got my ID. >> Oh, you do? >> Yeah. >> Okay. That looks like it was drawn in Crayon. >> You see, the lady didn't tell me when she was taking my picture. I

I was having a bad day. >> Okay. No, I I meant like the whole thing looks like it was written in crayon on a piece of paper. >> Well, my handwriting ain't that good. >> What? Okay. Yeah. I don't think this is a real ID, >> MAN. GET OFF MY BET. YOU WON'T LET ME USE MY APPLEBEE'S gift card. You won't Even let me use my own credit card. >> You know what? [ __ ] it. Yep. Here you go. >> The no call is World War II special edition. I cannot wait to play you

when I get home. >> You You forgot your card. It's not even his. >> OH. OH, MAN. I'M SO EXCITED. I GOT THE NEW CALL OF DUTY WORLD WAR II PLAYSTATION 4. MAN, I'M SO EXCITED TO PLAY RIGHT NOW. BLACK YOSHI. OH, SHOOT. MAN, MARIO, COME. I GOT TO HIDE THIS. Black Yoshi, >> WHAT'S UP, B? >> BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> UH, you need me some chickens? >> All right, Black Yoshi. I got a call from my credit card company saying that I got a charge at GameStop today for $499.99 >> plus tax.

>> Plus tax. And I wasn't at GameStop, so someone stole my card. Do you know anything about this? >> No. No, Mario. Man, I've been here the whole time just eating me some chickens. >> Oh, really? >> Move this bucket, Black Yoshi. >> Why you hungry? You want some chickens? >> Move the bucket, Black Yoshi. >> Yeah, I don't know why you need me to be moving this bucket. What's up? >> So, Black Yoshi, WHERE DID THAT PLAYSTATION 4 COME FROM? >> MARIO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, FOLKS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU got me the new

PlayStation 4 FOR MY BIRTHDAY. IT'S THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER, FOLKS. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. >> BLACK GUCCI, IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> YEAH. YES, IT IS, FOLKS. OKAY. IT'S IT'S my birthday. A happy BIRTHDAY TO ME. >> BLACK GUCCI, you stole my credit card and you went and bought that PlayStation 4. >> No, I didn't. >> Then where DID THE PLAYSTATION 4 COME FROM? >> YOU GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY, MARIO. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? >> BLACK OCEAN. NO, I DIDN'T. IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. YOU YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. I'm just going

to return it cuz if I did buy it, I can return it if I want to. So, I'M GOING TO RETURN IT. >> NO, MARIO. PLEASE. THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER. IF YOU IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. YES, IT IS. [Music] >> MARIO, PLEASE DON'T OVERTURN THE CALL OF DUTIES. I NEED IT. >> SHUT UP, BLACK DOUCHY. >> UH, can I help you, sir? >> Oh, yeah. Sorry, sir, for bothering you, but uh, did you sell this console to him? >> Uh, yeah. >> Okay. Well, see, there was a big mistake. See, what happened was

he stole My credit card and used it without permission. >> Oh, yeah. I thought something was kind of weird when he gave me this ID that was drawn in crayon. >> You sold it to him using that. >> Well, he gave me an Applebee's gift card earlier. >> WAIT, BLACK, YOU STOLE MY APPLEBEE'S GIFT CARD. I WAS HUNGRY. >> It's just been a really long day. >> Oh. Okay, sir. This is what I want. I Just want a refund onto my card. I want all my money back. So, I just want to return this. >>

Yep. Okay. Well, if everything's in there, there shouldn't be a problem. >> Oh, yeah. Well, we haven't opened it, so everything should be in there. >> Yep. Let's see. Yeah, we got Okay. All right. We got the game here. >> Oh, okay. We got the game. >> All right. That's good. And we got the controller. >> Okay. Got the controller, right? >> So, that seems fine. >> So, we just need the console >> here. And the What did I just pull out? >> I don't know. >> Hang on. There's nothing in here. >> Where's the

console? It goes away. >> I don't see it. >> Yeah. Wait, are you sure the console's not in there? >> I I I thought it was. >> I don't know. >> Where's it at? >> I'm not sure. I It should have been in there. >> Wait. Well, well, if I don't have the console, can you still give me a return? >> No. If there's no console, I can't give you a refund. >> Well, where's it at? It has to be in there. We We haven't opened it. We got We got the game, got the controller,

and >> nothing else. I I just don't see it. Sorry. And because I don't see it, I I I Can't give you a refund. >> But But the console has to BE A NEW WHAT'S the box look like? Is it on the box? >> Uh, no. Oh, I don't see a picture right there. >> There's just a controller on the box. >> Yeah. >> Do you guys have the Xbox One X? [Music] Now it's time to make me a smoothie. Who could that be? Hello. >> Hey, Mario. What's up? >> Hey. Uh, what are you

doing? Oh, >> uh, you know, I was just in the neighborhood and I need your help with something. >> Okay. Uh, come on inside, I guess. >> All right. So, what do you need help with? Uh, >> it's nothing big, really. Just a small favor. I uh I need you to help me steal a car. >> Steal a car? What? >> Yeah, a Lamborghini to be exact. >> Why do you need to steal a Lamborghini? >> Oh, you remember that girl that I had over here the other day, and I I told her this was

my house and that I was really rich. Well, she's not talking to me. So, if I show up at a house in a Lamborghini, then she'll talk to me. >> Well, you don't need a Lamborghini to get a girl to talk to you. >> Uh, believe me, with this girl, I definitely do. >> Okay. Okay, fine. Well, where are we going to find a Lamborghini to steal if I was going to help you? >> Oh, well, you know, you have that friend Goodman, right? He has a Lamborghini. >> He's not my friend. I just pay

him my house payments. >> Yeah, about that. Uh I I've been stealing the house payments from your mailbox for the last few months, so that's why he hasn't been getting them. >> You've been stealing MY HOUSE PAYMENTS? WHY? >> Uh well, just for this exact moment, really. I mean, he usually shows up the day after he doesn't get his payment. So, he should be showing up any minute cuz I took this month's payment, too. >> What? >> Uh-oh. There he is. Why would you do this to me? >> Look, man, this girl's really hot. You've

seen her. >> I don't care how hot she is. >> Look, all you have to do is steal his Lamborghini keys, give them to me, and then distract him for a little while. I'll just jump in his car and take off. He won't even notice it's gone. >> Oh, he's not going to notice his Lamborghini's missing. >> No, I'm not even going to be gone that long. Just like Just like a couple hours. Just a couple hours. >> Well, look, if everything goes right, it won't even take that long. Just like Just like 30 seconds.

Eh, you know what I mean? Yeah. It don't last long. >> Okay. Okay. So, even if I didn't help you, what do I get out of it? Well, I'll give you all your house payments back. >> Okay, fine. I'll try to get the car keys. >> Okay, thanks, man. You're the best. I'll be over here. [Music] >> Uh, hello. Guess where my left hand is, Mario. >> Uh, it's cradled around my ball sack. And every time you lie to me, I squeeze my balls harder and harder every single time. So, go ahead, Mario. Tell me

where your house payment is. >> Okay. Okay. I swear to God, I paid it. >> No, no, no. Like, for real, I paid it. >> OH, YOU DID? >> NO, I really did. that someone's been stealing my mail in MY MAILBOX. >> AND SOMEONE'S SQUEEZING MY BALLS, MARIO. >> WELL, YOU'RE squeezing your balls. >> No, I'm not, Mario. You're doing this TO ME. YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY BALLS EVERY TIME YOU MISS your house payment. >> Okay, look. I've been making my house payment, but people have been stealing them out of my mailbox. It's a long story,

but I see you brought your Lamborghini. >> Oh, I sure did, Mario. And the only way I'm going to be able to afford five more of them is if you make your house payment on time. >> Okay, well, just come on inside and we can discuss it. THE ONLY THING WE'RE DISCUSSING IS CASH OR CHECK, MARIO. >> OKAY, so let's discuss this house payment thing. >> The only thing we're discussing is cash or check, Mario. >> Wa. I I never really noticed your Lamborghini until now. It's really nice, but I've never seen a Lamborghini key

before. C Can I see it? >> Here you go, Mario. Lamborghini key. You Can now see it. That's what it looks like. Pay your house payment. >> Oh my god, it's horrible. Somebody's robbing the orphanage and they're stealing all their food and books and they've taken the orphans hostage. >> Well, maybe you should do something about that. >> I would, but my police car it it exploded and and now I I don't have a car and I'm the only cop in town, so I I need a car that can go really fast so I Can

get there in time. >> Well, I mean, Goodman has a Lamborghini. >> Well, he has a Lamborghini. Isn't that a fast car? Mhm. Can I borrow you a car so I can save those orphans? >> No. Why not? >> Because I don't care. It's not my problem. >> You don't care about orphans? >> Nope. What? >> Oh, what's that? Dispatch is telling me that that they've taken the orphans to a Bank and they're making the orphans rob the bank and they're stealing all the money. So, I I I really need a car so I can

stop those robber orphans. >> Well, it's a good thing the bank is federally insured. Uh oh. Oh. What's that? Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. There there's a they're starting to burn down hospitals now. The orphans are burning down hospitals all across the country. It's It's awful. I a lot of people are going to die if I if I don't get that Car. >> Once again, not my problem. I don't care. >> Oh. Oh, wait. What's What's that? OH. OH. WHAT? >> WHY'D YOU KNOCK HIM OUT? >> OKAY. LOOK, I tried every lie I could think

of. >> All right. Now, just give me that car key. >> Okay. >> All right. Great. >> Well, what if he wakes up? >> Oh, um, just just just use this again. I'll be back before he wakes up. It's fine. Don't worry about it. [Music] Sparkle, I love you. I need you. I stole this Lamborghini so that you'll talk to me, >> baby. I love you. Please come outside. >> Okay, so I guess she can't hear the music. She must be sleeping or Something. I need a way to wake her up. Ooh, what if I

throw pebbles at a window? Yeah, that always works in movies. Let's do that. >> All right, I can do this. I was all stayed on my high school baseball team. I was striking everybody out. I was until I broke my arm. Anyway, let's see if I still got it. Let me throw her a fast ball. >> Huh? What was that noise? >> What? She didn't hear that. It must have Been too small. Story of my life. All right, let me get a bigger one. Oh, yeah. She's going to hear this one. >> What was that?

>> Oh [ __ ] [Music] Hey, wakey wakey eggs and bakey. >> Wait, what are you doing here? I'm going to call the cops. >> Actually, you can't call the cops cuz I technically am a cop. Well, not right now. Right now I'm a doctor. But before I was a cop cuz I was going to say you stole my heart, but uh now I'm a doctor cuz I saved your life. >> Wait, you really did? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was just uh taking some toys to the orphanage in my Lamborghini. And then I saw

an injured puppy in the road. And so I stopped to help him and bring him to the vet. And then I also saw this kid getting bullied. So I went over to stop the bullies and they started throwing rocks At me. And then one of the rocks went over my head and hit you in the face. So So I beat up the bullies and I saved the kid and I saved the puppy and I took the toys to the orphanage and then I came here and saved you. >> Oh my goodness. You're my hero. >>

Yeah. And you you're you're pretty gullible. I I I mean beautiful. And I I I was also coming over here to apologize for calling you fat the other night. I was just I was feeling emotional cuz my Wife died and everything. And I'm really sorry. I I just I wanted to see if you maybe wanted to go to a movie with me. >> I mean, you did save my life, so I guess I will. >> I I I sure did. I I did save your life. So, uh 7:00 then. >> Um yeah. >> Okay. Yeah.

I'll I'll pick you up at 7. Okay. Bye. >> All right. I'm all ready for my date. I Got this. I'm going to get some tonight. Got the Lamborghini. Now I'm going to go get the girl. What is this? What? What? She What? She's already there. I guess I'll meet her at the movie then. Okay. [Music] Hey, Sparkle. Are you ready for our date? >> Wait, why are you naked? >> Naked? What? Silly me. I must have forgotten to wear clothes again. Happens to me all the time, especially before I Go to work. Does that

ever happen to you? Usually, I take off my clothes when I get to work. >> Uh-huh. Wow. Uh, remind me to visit you at work sometime. >> Do you think you can give me some popcorn? >> Okay. Well, what size? >> Large. >> It's the only large thing you get in the night. [Music] >> All right. I get you $15 popcorn. You hear that? $15 for popcorn. You better eat all of it. I don't want to find a single piece on the ground. Not even that one. They also made me put on a shirt cuz

apparently being naked in a movie theater is frowned upon. I'll be damned if they make me wear pants though. Let's watch this movie. >> Can I get a drink? >> A drink? What do you think? I'm made of money. >> You have a Lamborghini? >> Well, I don't have a Lamborghini. I I I do have a Lamborghini. You're right. That That is my Lamborghini. Not Not borrowed. That's That's mine. So So I should be able to afford a $15 drink. All right. What do you want to drink? >> Grape soda. >> EW. WHY GRAPE SODA?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MOUTH? All right, fine. I'll get you your grape soda. I'll have to sell a kidney to be able to afford it. All Right, here's your grape soda. IT WAS 20 BUCKS. 20 BUCKS FOR GRAPE SODA. AT LEAST IT went to a good cause. Grape soda. Ew. Anyway, I only got one straw, so we're going to have to share it, if you know what I mean. >> I have my own straw. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, that's great. You know what? You can just use this one. I didn't want it anyway cuz it's

grape soda. I wanted to enjoy my movie, not gag the whole time. And now let's watch The Incredibles 2. It's starting. [Music] >> Bob, Dash got sent to the office today at school. >> Mom, what the [ __ ] >> Oh, that's great, honey. >> I don't think you heard me, Bob. I said Dash got sent to the office. >> Wait, what for? >> He smacked a girl in the ass. >> OH, HE MUST HAVE BEEN BOOKING IT. HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING? >> WE'RE NOT GOING TO encourage this, Bob. >> I'm going to the

office. >> Well, Violet, what's wrong, honey? You barely touched your macaroni. I'm not hungry. Well, it's leftover night. What are you hungry for? >> Tony Ranger. >> Shut up, you little insert. >> Well, you are. >> Kids, settle down. Violet, do you want some meatloaf? No. >> She wanted if it was Tony loof. >> That's it. Bob, the kids are fighting again. Come stop them. Yeah, it's pretty good so far. >> Oops. >> Oops. Oops. Yeah. Oops. It's $15 popcorn. IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR. THAT'S A $15. OOPS. HEY, I I didn't know the floor

like popcorn so much. Hey, Mr. Floor, you want some more popcorn? Cuz apparently we're not going to eat any more of ours. You can just take it. You Know what? YOU CAN JUST TAKE MY MONEY, TOO. HERE'S 40 BUCKS. YOU CAN ONLY BUY TWO BUCKS OF POPCORN WITH IT, THOUGH. >> It's just popcorn. >> No. No, it's not just popcorn. It's $15 popcorn. Apparently, it's made of gold or something. >> But you're rich. >> No, I don't know why you keep saying that. I'm not. Yes, I am. I am rich. I miss the money bags.

That's me. So, so rich. How's your Grape soda? Is it $20? Good. >> I guess. >> You guess. All right, let's just watch THIS MOVIE. >> HONEY, WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT? >> YOU WEARING IT, you dumb [ __ ] >> I need more soda. >> WHAT? NEED MORE SODA? WHERE DID IT ALL GO? DO YOU HAVE TO pee yet? >> But I'm all out of soda. >> What? And I'm ALL OUT OF MONEY, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. YOU THREW MONEY ON THE GROUND. >> YEAH. YEAH, I did. All right. More grape

soda. Oops. You don't need any more soda. Drink your saliva. >> Mom, can I PLAY SPORTS? >> NO. >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE IT'S CHEATING. >> But I can run really fast. >> I know. That's why IT'S CHEATING. >> WHY DON'T WE LET HIM COMPETE? WHY DON'T WE LET HIM GO OUT FOR SPORTS? >> YOU KNOW WHY, BOB? >> CUZ HE'D BE GREAT. >> NO, WE HAVE to hide our powers. Because we're freaks. Well, dad says our powers are nothing to be ashamed of. >> CUZ THEY'RE NOT. I CAN LITERALLY BENCH PRESS A TRAIN. You

have the stretchiest [ __ ] I've ever seen. Jack Jack practically rolled out of your [ __ ] And Dash over there ran out of your [ __ ] AND WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW VIOLIN WAS BORN UNTIL SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD. >> WE'RE NOT having this discussion. [Music] So, Elastig Girl, right? She's like really stretchy. So, whenever she gave birth, did she have to push that much or did they just like stretch her open and shove the whole arm inside and pull the baby out? >> I don't know. >> Yeah, me neither. So, uh,

does she ever get constipated or does it just like fall out? Cuz I would Think she would need a diaper, but it would have to be like a really stretchy diaper like like pampas maybe. You don't know. Oh man, I am really tired. Did this [ __ ] just shush me? Uh m >> um what are you doing? >> No, nothing. Nothing. I I was just um smelling your hair. See what kind of conditioner you used cuz C cuz cuz your hair is really really oily. Ick. >> That's because I don't wash my hair. >>

Why? >> Because it's healthier. I don't want the chemicals in my hair. >> What? What? Like soap? You don't want soap in your hair? I I mean, what else don't you wash? I I need to know before this date goes any farther. >> What's that supposed to mean? It means I don't want to get pink eye when I'm motoboating you. >> We're done here. >> Well, oh, okay. Yeah. No, that that that that's fine. That's fine. You going to go to a fancy restaurant and throw your food on the ground? Oh, how about you going

to go take a shower? Yeah, that's fine. I'll just watch Incredibles 2 by myself. >> Are you READY TO DIE? >> VIOLET, HELP. You tied me in a knot. Use your force field. >> But mom, you told us not to use our powers. >> God damn it. I know what I told you. Now use it. No. Oh, great. The movie's over. I just spent $30 on popcorn and a drink, and I didn't even get any. >> Hey, Mario. Here's the keys. >> How was your date? Did you get any? >> No. I'm going to keep

trying, though. >> Oh, he's waking up. >> What the hell happened? >> Uh, you squeezed your balls until you Passed out. >> Oh, seems like something I would do. Yeah. And you left your key. So, >> okay. So, Mario, where's my house payment? >> Uh, you got to discuss that with him. >> All right. I'll go get the checks. [Music] M. I can tell this is going to taste delicious when I'm done. Oh, it smells so good. Oh, I can't wait for this best CHEF COMPETITION. I KNOW I'M GOING TO WIN THIS YEAR. YES. HEY,

UH, Chef Py, do you think you make Jeffy something to eat? >> Oh, no. Not right now, Mario. I'm I'm practicing for the best chef competition. You see? You see the flyer? >> Oh, the the best chef competition. >> Yes. This year. And I know I'm going to win this year. I'm going to be the best chef. >> Oh, what are you cooking? >> Oh, it's just ravioli. >> Ravioli? >> Oh. Oh, what? You want some? >> Uh, I mean, uh, not not really. I don't I don't think so. >> Hold on, Mario. Let me

get you a bowl. >> Uh, no, I'm good. >> All right, Mario, eat it while it's hot. >> Uh, Do >> you have a stomach ache or something? >> No, no, no, no. What is it supposed to be? >> OH, OH, IT'S RAVIOLI. YOU KNOW, ch down On it. It looks good, right? >> Is it supposed to be brown? >> Uh, yeah. Yeah. >> Uh, oh god. >> WHAT'S WRONG, MARIO? I NEED YOU TO EAT IT SO I CAN KNOW IF IT'S GOOD FOR THE UH COMPETITION. >> UH, I I mean, you know, I'm not

really that hungry. Uh, there's someone at the doorstep. I got to go answer it. I'll be right back. >> All right. I'm going to finish cooking. >> Uh, hello. Uh c can I help you? >> Uh you see that? That's a nice car. >> It's my Lamborghini is what it is. So So tell me this, Mario. Why would I drive MY LAMBORGHINI ALL THE way to your house while wearing my elephant [ __ ] suit in the pouring rain? Why would I do that? >> I don't know. Why? >> BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT IS DUE,

MARIO. IT'S DUE. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DUE YET. >> YEAH, IT WAS DUE 5 MINUTES AGO. I WAS JUST SITTING ON MY COMPUTER LOOKING AT MY BANK STATEMENT, seeing how rich as [ __ ] I am. And a notification pops up and it says MARIO'S TRYING TO [ __ ] YOU. SO, I DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO YOUR house to get your house payment AND I WANT MY CAR WASHED. SO, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME YOUR house payment and you're going to PAY TO GET MY CAR WASHED. >> OH, I I don't think I'm

going to be able to make my house payment this month. >> WELL, YOU ARE SO [ __ ] YOU ARE SO [ __ ] IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO SLIDE THIS ONE BY ME, MARIO, >> YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME YOUR [ __ ] HOUSE PAYMENT >> AND EXTRA FOR THE car wash. >> YOU BETTER FIND A WAY TO PAY ME MY MONEY, MARIO. >> I don't think I'm going to be able to pay it this month, THOUGH. >> MARIO, I'M TAKING YOUR [ __ ] HOUSE. I'M TAKING YOUR GIVE ME YOUR [ __

] HAT. >> I WANT YOUR [ __ ] HAT, RIGHT? >> NO, NO, HOLD ON. We can work something out. Um Uh uh. Wait a minute. What? What if What if I told you there's a way I can make you rich? >> I already am rich, Mario. What if there was a way that you could double your money in a night? >> I'm listening. >> Okay. Oh, so that this best chef competition, right? >> Oh, yeah. I know about that. I'm in it. Wait. >> Yeah. I'm versing some dude named named A Chef Pe or

something. >> YEAH. YEAH. CHEF PEEP. YEAH. Chef lives here. He's entering that competition. And uh his cooking sucks really bad. So, if you just bet all your money on yourself to win, then it's a guaranteed win. His cooking sucks. He's not going To win. You'll instantly double your money. Hm. I'm going to have to try his food because how am I going to know if he sucks that bad? >> Oh, no. No. Come. Come here. Just try his food. I promise you it's awful. You're going to get you're going to win no matter what. [Music]

>> Wait, why is it growling? >> Uh, hey, Chef Peepi. >> Oh, yes, Mario. >> Uh, can I try that crap? No, I mean ravioli now. >> I knew YOU COULDN'T RESIST IT. It was GETTING ALL IN YOUR NOSE, wasn't it? Uh, >> yep. Uh, right in my nose. >> Mhm. It's just irresistible. Here you go, Mario. >> Uh, thank you, Chef Peepi. Here it is. >> OH, GOOD GOD, MARIO. THAT SMELLS LIKE [ __ ] >> I know. It's It's really bad. >> I don't even have to try that [ __ ] to Know

that I'm going to win. I'm going to bet all my money on me to win this competition. >> Yeah, you're going to win no matter what. >> Mhm. This will count as your house payment, Mario. And I'm so confident that I'm going to win. I'm going to bet my elephant [ __ ] suit. You got yourself a deal. >> All right. All right. I'm going to go prepare. >> All right. Oh god, it smells so bad. Welcome to THE 35TH ANNUAL BEST CHEF COMPETITION. TODAY, TWO chefs will compete to see who IS THE BEST CHEF

IN the world. And today's winner is going to go home with the golden spoon. So, let's meet our contestants. All right, our first contestant today is Chef Pei. >> Oh my god, I'm so nervous. BUT I KNOW I'M GOING TO WIN. MY COOKING'S GREAT. >> AND OUR SECOND contestant is Chef Goodman. >> All right. Hey, everyone. Thank you. Thank you. Um, I already know I'm going to win this competition, but uh, can you give me a second? >> Okay, he'll bury it back, I guess. >> OH, [ __ ] >> WA, THAT'S A LOT OF

DOUGH. >> YEAH, I'd like to make a bet with all my money. >> Oh, what are you betting on? >> I'm betting that I'm going to win the Best chef competition. >> Oh, that's a pretty risky bet, man. Those chef competitions are pretty unpredictable. Anything could happen. >> Oh, I know. But I know I'm going to win. >> Okay. Uh, but you know, if you lose, you're going to lose all your money. >> Oh, I'm fully aware of that. But I got to go. Bye. All right, guys. I'm going to go. Let's go. >> Okay,

so for today's dish, both of you Will have 10 minutes to make ravioli. Although, we're not going to show the 10 minutes cuz apparently that's filler. And whoever makes the best ravioli wins the golden spoon. >> Oh my god, I GOT TO WIN THAT SPOON. I GOT TO double my money. >> Okay, on your marks. 3 2 1 cook. Woo! All right, got the Chef Boy RD. All right, let's start mixing. Oh, yeah. That looks good. That is what I'm talking about. Oh, that looks good. All right. Now, what else can I add to this?

Let me think. Oh, I got pickles. Yes. Oh, yeah. And the pickles. That looks good. All right. Just a little bit of sauce here and there. All right. Looks good. Yeah, buddy. And for the finishing touch, >> what the [ __ ] are you doing? >> BEATING YOU IS WHAT I'M DOING. >> OKAY, that looks good. That looks good. >> All right, just got to put the finishing touches on it. >> Okay, everybody, time's up. Please leave your stations and I'll break what you done. Damn. Okay, let's try Chef Goodman's ravioli. Now, I might look

a little different than I did last time you saw me. That's because I got jumped in the parking lot trying to go out to my car to get my phone. I was just minding my own business and wham, somebody me right in the eye and I Didn't get my phone cuz they took it, so I didn't really make any progress. But back to the ravioli. Okay, let's taste this. It uh looks pretty good with the eye. That still works. Let's give it a taste. Uh-huh. Oh. M. Oh, yeah. That's good. That's good. But I uh

I give it a 9 out of 10. >> A 9 out of 10. Why? >> Well, it it could use a LITTLE SALT. >> SALT? SALT? THERE'S SALT RIGHT HERE. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT IN. I'm sorry. It's a 9 out of 10. Okay, Chef Peepi, get up here. All right, Chef Peepi, let's see what YOU GOT. OH. OH, DEAR GOD. OH, WHAT IS IT? >> OH, GOD. THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE. WHAT? IT'S JUST RAVIOLI, SIR. It's my world famous ravioli. Is that Captain Crunch? Well, yeah, it it has taste and texture. Oh my

god, it smells horrible. But let's give it a taste. Let's see. Here we go. Oh, Dear God. Wait, what? Th This is the greatest ravioli I have ever tasted in my entire time as a chef. Wait, wait, wait. Really? ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME? ARE YOU SERIOUS? COME ON. >> NO, I I'm serious. You win. 10 out of 10. You win the GOLDEN SPOON. >> I ACTUALLY WON. >> I GOT TO HAVE MORE OF THAT. >> OH MY GOD. I WON THE GOLDEN SPOON. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, SIR. I WON THAT ON HIS PHONE.

I WON HIS FOOD. I actually Won. I can't BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WON. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE WON THE COMPETITION. HIS FOOD SMELLS LIKE [ __ ] >> IT TASTES AMAZING, THOUGH. >> WELL, YOU MUST HAVE A [ __ ] CONCUSSION FOR BEING HIT IN THE [ __ ] FACE. >> OH, HE WENT FAIR AND SWEAR, MAN. >> I lost all my money. I bet on me to win. I lost. I'm broke as [ __ ] I'M BROKE AS [ __ ] [Music] I love it. >> Hey, Chef. How'd the competition go? >> Oh, IT

WENT GREAT, MARIO. I ACTUALLY WON. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? >> YES, I WON. I WON THE COMPETITION. >> YOU WON THE COMPETITION? WHERE'S YOUR GOLDEN SPOON AT? >> OH. OH, I sold it to get $10,000 cuz it was a solid gold spoon, so it's worth 10,000. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. IF YOU WON THE COMPETITION, THEN THAT means Goodman lost all his money. Wait, what happened to Goodman? >> Oh. Oh, he went and ran off crying somewhere. I don't know where he's at. >> Look, I just got to go

and find me another uh chef because I'm going on vacation. >> Who's that? Oh no. Oh no. Uh hello. Hey. Hey. What happened? I I [ __ ] lost. I I Heard I I heard. Well, how'd you lose? WELL, APPARENTLY IT TASTED GREAT, MARIO. It It looked bad, smelled bad, but apparently it tasted amazing. Well, yeah. So So what are you going to do now? You lost all your money. I I don't know, Mario. I'm broke as [ __ ] I >> I know. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. [ __ ] >> Don't Don't

cry. Come on inside. Come inside. Come inside. >> Did you sit down? Uh uh. What are you going to do for a job? >> I don't know, Mario. I went from being a millionaire, making millions to to wearing these goddamn carrot pepper pants. >> Well, well, I mean, well, you still have that news anchor job, right? >> No, Mario. I got fired from all my jobs because they don't want a hobo working for him. >> Oh, well, I mean, I don't know what to do. I feel really sorry for you. >> Well, Mario, it is

kind of your fault. If you would JUST PAID YOUR DAMN HOUSE PAYMENT, I wouldn't be in this situation. >> Well, well, I I I mean, we could find you a job. Well, uh, Mario, um, I was wondering, do you know a chef that could take over my position and cook for Bowser while I'm gone on vacation? I pay Well, >> looks like I found you a job. >> Does it pay millions? Do >> do you pay millions? >> No. No. I I pay $10 an a day. >> $10 a day. How's that? >> $10 A

DAY? I USED TO MAKE $10 A SECOND. >> WELL, you got to start somewhere. >> I guess you're right, Mario. >> All right. HE'LL TAKE THE JOB. >> WOOHOO. I'M GOING ON VACATION. [Music] WELL, WELL, WELL. You must be the new chef. Oh, hi. My name is Mr. Goodman. How are you? I don't shake hands, okay? I'm just HERE TO SET THE GROUND RULES. YOU'RE THE NEW CHEF, so you're going to HAVE TO COOK AND CLEAN FOR ME. I might punch you sometimes. I'm just going to do it, okay? I'M I'M GOING TO HIT YOUR

ASS. ALL RIGHT? It's nothing hard. Just suck it up. Okay? Uh, I'm going to ask you to do some weird stuff. Maybe sleep with me, but nothing weird. I just like it on my butt on occasion. It's no homo. Um, and you're going to have to clean up after my son. You know, clean up bathroom, Cook for him, maybe wipe his butt, you know, make sure he's clean. >> Wait, hold on. Hold on. I'm a chef, so why would I be wiping that? >> No, no, no, no, no. You got it all wrong. You are

a slave in this house, okay? You're a slave. You're just going to do whatever I say. Now, do you want to get paid or not? >> Well, I do, but I don't feel that's workplace appropriate. >> Look, look, just say you do and shake Your head. Okay, just shake your head. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now, watch out >> for what? Well, I guess this job isn't so bad. They haven't asked me to do anything yet, but I didn't get punched in the face. >> Oh, hey, little boy. You need something? [Music] WHY? WHY WOULD YOU

DO THAT? >> I need more apple juice. >> Well, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU ASKED FOR IT. YOU COME UP TO ME AND SAY, "EXCUSE ME, SIR. May I have some more apple juice?" You don't throw your [ __ ] cup at the [ __ ] wall. Excuse me, sir. May I have MORE APPLE JUICE? >> NO. YOU GET TO GO STAND IN THE [ __ ] CORNER. WELL, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD. Screw off. >> WHAT? Stupid kid. Break a cup. Well, well, well. You broke a CUP ON YOUR FIRST DAY, HUH? NEWBIE, >> hold up.

Wait a minute. This This was Your son. YOU'RE >> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. LOOK, THERE'S A SITUATION IN THE BATHROOM. [ __ ] everywhere. I need you to clean it right now. >> No. Look, look, look. Slave, you're going to have to do what I SAY, OKAY? DO AS I SAY. OH, this is bad. This is really bad. This is bad. OH. OH. OH, GREAT. YOU'RE HERE. NEW SHIFT DONKEY. OH, I'd like to Apologize in advance. It's It's an absolute disaster in there. I I don't know what happened. My butthole had a mind

of its own. I And I don't know what happened to the toilet seat. I think my butthole may have swallowed it. But oh, the good news is new chef donkey is that I got on the scale afterwards and I lost like 50 lbs. So, good luck cleaning it up. I'm a chef. I'm not supposed to be cleaning toilets. WHAT THE [ __ ] HAPPENED HERE? IS THAT A [ __ ] BALL? THAT'S A [ __ ] [ __ ] THAT'S A BIG ASS TURN. How did HE GET UP THERE? WHERE THE [ __ ] WAS

HE AIMING? THERE'S [ __ ] EVERYWHERE. I AM NOT CLEANING THIS. I AM [ __ ] I'M NOT CLEANING THIS. OH, HE [ __ ] IN THE SINK. HOLY [ __ ] I AM NOT CLEANING THIS. HEY, SLAY. >> WHAT? What do you want? I need you to go to Walmart to get me some Cheetos. >> Cheetos? >> Yeah. Can you do that? >> All right. >> Major look. [Music] H. Where are these stupid Cheetos? No. No. Oh, what is that? Water on the floor. And no wet floor sign. I'm about to get paid. Ching.

Here I go. MY BACK. MY NECK. MY BALL. ZACK. MY [ __ ] OH, somebody better lawyer up. Oh, I'M ABOUT TO OWN THIS [ __ ] I'm going to sue. >> Hey, Mario. Have you seen my new shelf? He was supposed to give me some Cheetos. >> Uh, no. I haven't seen him. Wait, wait, who's that? I don't know. I'll get it. >> Oh, okay. Uh, hello. >> Oh, hey, Mario. I'm rich as [ __ ] again. You want to know how? >> Yeah, how? >> Let me tell you, Mario. So, I was in

Walmart and I saw a puddle of water on the ground with no wet floor sign in sight. You know what I said? I said, "Ching! I'm about to get [ __ ] paid." And I ran across that puddle so fast I fell and I landed on my back, Mario. And I cried. This is why I said, "Oh, my back hurts. My neck hurts. My [ __ ] hurts. My balls hurt." And you know what? I sued the [ __ ] out of Walmart and they settled out of Court. Needless to say, I own Walmart now.

See that [ __ ] Lamborghini back there? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] mine. Brand new as [ __ ] Brand new as [ __ ] My old one, two miles on it. You want to know how many miles that one has? >> Negative4. You want to know how I have negative4 miles on it? >> How? >> I drove it backwards. Drove it backwards From Walmart to [ __ ] here. [ __ ] my Lambor [ __ ] ging back there. >> Well, I'm I'm I'm happy you got all your money back and you're rich

again. >> Oh, me too. You want to know why I'm here? >> Uh to tell me you're rich again? No. I want my [ __ ] money. You owe me [ __ ] money for this [ __ ] house. >> Uh, well, like I said, I don't think I'm going to be able to pay it. But but what if I said you could double your money With a bit? [Music] >> Yeah, Bob, it's crazy. I beat up the judge of the cooking competition in the parking lot. I took his phone and I told him I

wouldn't give it back unless he let Chef Pee win so I could get all of Goodman's money. So, it was basically rigged. Oh. Oh, I got to go. Bye. >> I would like to make another bet, please. Well, how'd you get all your money back? >> Oh, I sued Walmart. We settled out of court, but that's a different story. >> Oh, I'd like to make another bet, and I'm for sure going to win this time. >> Well, what are you betting on? >> Let me tell you. I bet that Logan will not get the Super

Mario Logan movie out before the end of June. >> WHAT? WELL, THAT THAT'S NOT EVEN A FAIR BET. THAT'S A THAT'S A THAT'S A lose-lose situation for me. >> I know. I'm guaranteed going to win, so That's the bet I like to make. [Music] Oo, I think the pizza's ready. Perfect. Extra crispy. Just like I like it. UH, JUNIOR, DINNER'S READY. >> Oh man, Chef Peepi, I'm so hungry. What's for dinner? >> Pizza. >> Ew, Chef Peep, I don't WANT A BURNT PIZZA. >> MY PIZZA'S NOT BURNT. IT'S JUST EXTRA CRISPY. >> CHEF PEEP, THAT'S

BURNT. JUNIOR, I KNOW WHAT I COOKED AND MY PIZZA'S NOT BURNT. IT'S JUST CRISPY. >> I'M PRETTY SURE PIZZA IS NOT supposed to BE BLACK. >> OH, HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO WITH THE RACISM, JUNIOR. OH. OH, I CAN HAVE A BLACK PIZZA. YOU WON'T ACCEPT A BLACK PIZZA? >> I'M PRETTY SURE NOBODY WOULD ACCEPT a black PIZZA CUZ IT'S BURNT. >> OH, OKAY. OKAY. WE GOT A RACIST IN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL. WE GOT A RACIST IN THE HOUSE. YOU'RE SAYING YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY PIZZA BASED OFF OF HIS SKIN COLOR? THAT'S RACIST, JUNIOR.

>> I'm saying Yeah. I I wouldn't accept it because it's black AND IT'S BURNT. >> OH, OKAY. OKAY. OH, WELL, BUT YOU WERE GETTING WHITE BEFORE. I >> I mean, cheese is kind of white, SO YEAH. >> OKAY. OKAY. YOU'RE RACIST, JUNIOR. YOU ARE RACIST. >> NO. NO, I'M NOT. OKAY. OKAY. FINE, SHY. BE FINE. I shouldn't have judged the pizza based off of how burnt it is. And I I I learned my lesson. I should give everything a chance, no matter how bad it looks. >> I know you shouldn't have. Look, look, I know

this pizza is a good pizza. LOOK, IT WOULDN'T HARM ANYBODY. [ __ ] THAT [ __ ] [ __ ] I'LL MURK A HOE. OH, RACIST ASS HUNKIES. I'LL PULL OUT MY CLOCK AND BUST ONE IN YOUR [ __ ] ASS. Let me get rid of it. Okay, Junior. Just because that one was bad doesn't mean they're all bad. Look, you can take the pizza out of the oven, but you can't always take the oven out of the pizza. You know what I mean? Or you could just learn how to burn YOUR PIZZAS. >> JUNIOR,

I AM AN ARTIST. COOKING IS AN ART, WHICH IS SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND because all you know how to do is cry like a little baby AND PEE ON YOURSELF. >> WELL, CHEF, all you know how to do is grow poop mustaches cuz you have a doodoo mustache. OH, JUNIOR, YOU HURT ME SO BAD. I'M BURNING. OH, YOU BURNED ME. >> YOU LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO THAT PIZZA, >> JUNIOR. I DIDN'T BURN THAT PIZZA. OKAY, LOOK. LOOK. AT LEAST I'M NOT GOING TO BE FOSSIL FUSED IN THE FUTURE. YOU LITTLE STUPID DINOSAUR FREAK. >>

WELL, at least I'm not a chef boy RD wannabe who cooks for 5 cents a month And doesn't even know how to cook. >> AT LEAST I'M NOT A CHUBBY LITTLE BRAT WITH SPIKY HAIR THAT PICKS HIS NOSE EVERY 5 SECONDS. >> WELL, CALM DOWN, you dumb. Don't you have a hole to hide in? >> WELL, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? WATCH YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I TELL YOUR MOM. OH. UH, WAIT. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR MOM. I MEAN, YOU CAN TELL MY DAD BECAUSE AT LEAST HE'S around unlike YOUR DAD. >> OH, YOU DID IT

NOW, YOU [ __ ] YOU >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? MAYBE EAT YOUR B food like you do ALL THE TIME? >> OH, YEAH. YOU GOING TO GET THAT? >> That's enough. YOU TWO SHUT UP. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOU GUYS ARGUE EVERY 5 SECONDS. IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES. >> BUT, DAD, CHEVY IS BEING A POOP NODE. >> NO, BOWSER. LOOK, YOUR SON'S BEING RACIST. >> BUT, DAD, CHEVY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK. >> OKAY. OKAY. ONE AT A TIME. WILL LOOK. JUNIOR, TELL me what's wrong. Okay. Chef Peepi doesn't

know how to cook. He burns everything he cooks and I could cook better than him. >> Okay. Okay. I can agree with that. Chef Peepy, what's wrong with you? WELL, WHERE DO I START? Your son's just a blatant. He He lives an easy lifestyle. Look, I can see that, too. LOOK, LOOK, I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS. HOW ABOUT JUNIOR? YOU'RE CHEF PEBB FOR THE DAY. AND CHEF PEEP, YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUNIOR FOR THE DAY. SO, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP YOUR STUPID YELLING. OKAY. GOD, I'M CHEF PB FOR the day. So, all

I have to do is BURN FOOD. WAIT. I'M I'M JULIA FOR THE DAY. SO, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY AND I GET MY WAY. >> THIS IS GOING TO BE EASY. >> OH, I LIKE THIS. >> OH, MAN. I can't believe I'm Chef Peepi. I get to cook whatever I want. >> What was wrong, JUNIOR? >> OH, CHEF PEEPI, could you make me something to eat, please? >> Yeah, because my name's Chef Pei and I'm a chef and that's my job. So, yeah. What do you want me to cook

you? Oh, can you make me some mac and cheese? I want it really bad. >> Yeah, I'll make you some mac and cheese right now. Okay, so just just WAIT OVER THERE. >> YEAH. OH, ONE THING. OH, CAN I HAVE THIS PEPSI, Chef Peep? >> Of course, because I'm the cool chef and I'll let you do whatever you want because there's no reason for me to not let you drink that Pepsi. >> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, I'M SO THIRSTY. >> OKAY, I'm going to start making the mac and cheese. What? Wh What are

you doing, Junior? Stop that. STOP IT. WHY'D YOU DO THAT? >> WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. OH, IT'S BECAUSE I'M A STUPID LITTLE BRAT. >> WHO'S THAT? OH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET IT. >> YOU MADE A BIG MESS. OH, HELLO. >> OH, HEY, Chef Peepee peepee. Uh, is Junior here? >> You're looking at him. I'm Junior. >> Jeez, Joseph. Chef Peepee's on the stuff again. We should probably get out of here. >> Wait, look, Cody. I told you I'm never using again. Okay, look. Me and Junior switch places. I'm him for the day and He's

me. >> Oh, that sounds kind of fun. I'm down. >> All right, then. Come on in. >> Okay. >> So guys, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY? >> UH, I don't know. >> It's whatever you want to do, dude. Well, what does Junior usually do besides whine and complain? >> Uh oh. I I guess if you want to be exactly like Junior, every time I come over, he he always wants to make out With me and stuff. Yeah, he makes out with me for like five whole minutes. He just gets on top of me

and starts kissing me every time I come over. I don't know why. I I I don't want it. He just he just does it. So, you know, if you if you want to do that, just just just do it. >> And every time I come over, HE ALWAYS GIVES ME MONEY, LIKE $5 EVERY TIME I COME OVER. WELL, I'm sorry, Joseph. I can't help you there. I'm just as poor As you. A DUDE, I'M GOING HOME. >> SO, the kissing requires no money. And and actually, I'll pay you. [Music] >> Wow. Thanks, Junior. >> And

thank you, Cody, for the $10. Here you go, Joseph. OH, REALLY, DUDE? OH, YOU'RE THE BEST JUNIOR EVER. OH, FORGET THE OLD JUNIOR. HE SUCKS ANYWAY. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. REMEMBER, I'M THE BEST JUNIOR EVER. BP, is my mac and cheese ready yet? Because if it's not, I'M GOING TO QUIET. >> UH, YEAH, JUNIOR, your mac and cheese IS READY. >> WAIT, WHAT? >> YEAH, IT'S really good, too. >> WELL, NO, IT ISN'T. I BET IT TASTES LIKE CRAP. >> WELL, if you notice, it's not burnt AT ALL. WHAT? WHERE'S THE FLAVOR AT? IT HAS TO

BE BURNT TO have flavor. >> Well, why don't you try it for yourself, Junior, and you tell me if you like it. Okay, I'll try the stupid stuff. >> Oh my god. This is the best thing I ever eaten. Oh, wait. No, I mean, it's all right. You know, it's nothing to cry about. >> Oh my god. >> So, did you LIKE IT, CHEFFY? >> NO, I DIDN'T LIKE IT. LOOK, IT IT WAS ALL RIGHT. OKAY. WELL, dad loves it. >> WHAT? [Music] SWEET BABY JESUS. OH, THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER HAD IN

MY MOUTH. OH, MY TASTE BUDS ARE JUST DANCING. OH, MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT, SHIRI? I DON'T NEED YOU TO COOK FOR ME ANYMORE. YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST CLEAN or do SOMETHING LIKE THAT. A COME ON. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD. I mean, IT'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD. LIKE, I'LL EAT THIS [ __ ] EVERY NIGHT. I'll lay in bed and just cuddle with it. Oh, it's that good. IT'S A MASTERPIECE. I I MEAN, IT'S AVERAGE. IT'S HORRIBLE. IT'S HORRIBLE. >> CHEF, just admit that I'm a better chef than you. >> Junior, YOU'RE NOT A BETTER CHEF

than me. You know what? Your friends said I'm a better junior than you. >> Yeah, because you don't know how to cook. >> WAIT, YOU BEEN WEARING BRATS? LOOK, PEOPLE DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU. THEY LIKE JEFFY MORE. >> WELL, I beg the difference. Can I check the comments? They said they WANT JUNIOR. >> NO, THEY THINK YOU'RE THE BEST ONE. I DON'T LIKE AMERICA. THEY LIKE BETTER. >> WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ARGUING? YOU GUYS LIKE ARGUING SO MUCH. I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU GUYS GET REAL CLOSE TO EACH OTHER. COME ON. Y'ALL ARE

GOING TO STAY IN THIS CLOSET UNTIL YOU LEARN TO LOVE EACH OTHER. YEP, that'll hold him. >> COME ON, BOWSER. PUTTING US IN THE CLOSET IS NOT GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING. >> YEAH, DAD. I DON'T WANT to be in here with old poop nose. Oh, you know what? I'm about to get out. >> BOWSER, OPEN THE DOOR. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. LET US OUT OF HERE. BOWSER. [Music] M dinner is ready. Oh, it looks good. Let me see how it smells. OH, [ __ ] GOD DAMN, BRO. OH, MAN. That [ __ ] loud. Well,

like mama always says, the worse it smells, the better it tastes. Let me go ahead and Put it IN THE BOWL. JUNIOR BOWSER, your dinner's ready. MAN, OH MAN, AM I HUNGRY. WAIT. EW. I'M NOT EATING THIS. Shut up, Junior, and eat it. Widow, DAD, LOOK. OH, GOD DAMN. WHAT IS THIS? CHEF PEEPI, IS THIS MUD OR CAT POOP? OH, IT LOOKS DISGUSTING. YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE. OH, SHEPI, [Music] now that I'm done cooking, I can finally sit down and relax. SHIBBE, >> WHAT do you guys want? I just cooked Your dinner. PLEASE, JUST

LET ME RELAX. WHAT WAS THAT CRAP YOU TRIED TO FEED ME AND JUNIOR? >> YEAH, SHIBBE, it looked disgusting. >> What do you mean? It was just chicken noodle soup. >> More like chicken noodle poop. >> Ah, nice one, Junior. CHICKEN NOODLE POOP. IT SMELLS LIKE POOP. IT LOOKS LIKE POOP. AND YOU'RE UGLY. >> YEAH, CHEVY. YOU'RE SO UGLY. YOU MADE ME LOSE MY APPETITE. UGLY. And now that I Know that you can't cook, me and Junior are going to McDonald's to get something to eat. Come on, Junior. YAY! MCDONALD'S. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEM. THEY'RE

SO UNGRATEFUL. I SLAVED IN THE KITCHEN FOR LIKE 2 HOURS TRYING TO COOK BACK. OH, ALWAYS MAKING fun of me. I can't believe them. You know what? I'm just going to watch TV. Are you a chef? Are you tired of being poor? Do you wish that people would appreciate your cooking? Well, hi. My name is Mr. Goodman, and I'm rich as [ __ ] A few days ago, I had to fire my personal chef because I CAUGHT HIM BANGING MY WIFE. SO, guess who's divorced and looking for a new chef? [ __ ] me. Don't

worry, she signed a prenup, so she's living on the street. So, if you want to make millions of dollars cooking for me on my 500 ft yacht as we sail through the islands of the Bahamas, then send me a video submission of you cooking. And if I like it, then I'll change your life forever. DITY DAMN. I'M GOING TO ENTER THAT COMPETITION AND I'M GOING TO WIN IT. AND I'MMA FINALLY LEAVE THIS HELL HOLE. Oh man. AND I'M GOING TO BE RICH. HELL YEAH. Let me go and find that camera. I need to hurry up.

Oh man. Hey, Dad. I can't wait to eat McDonald's. >> Oh, me neither, Junior. >> What? What? >> Wait, what? >> Hey, Cody, what's up? >> Oh, hey, Junior. Me and Ken are making a movie, and we need you to hold the camera cuz my hands are going to be full of D. >> D. >> D's nuts. >> Oh, well, Cody, I'm supposed to be going to McDonald's with my dad. >> Oh, don't worry. I can go by myself, Junior. You just stay here with your fruity friend. Okay. >> All right. Thanks, Dad. Come inside,

Cody. >> Okay. >> So, Cody, what type of movie are we filming? Uh, well, the plot is that Ken has been a very naughty boy and he needs to be punished for how naughty he's been. >> Okay. Well, punished like how? >> Uh, well, how about I get him set up and then I'll show you. >> Okay. >> Hey, Junior. Do you have a video camera I could borrow? I need to film something very important. >> A video camera? >> Yes. Do you have one or not? >> Uh, Cody has a video camera. Let me

ask if you can borrow it. >> Oh, okay. >> Hey, Cody. >> All right, Junior. He's ready. >> Uh, but Cody, chef needs to borrow your video camera. >> WAIT, BORROW? WAIT, WHY? LOOK, I have Something very important to film. Just let me see your camera, please. Uh, >> but but but how long is it going to take? >> It's not going to take that long. It's just something really quick that I have to film. Just give me your camera. >> I don't know. I got some files on here I don't think you're going to

want to see. >> Look, Cody, I'm not going to delete your stupid files. Give me the camera right now. >> All right, fine. But if the FBI shows up, you swallow the memory card. Okay, whatever. And and the power button sticks a little bit, so you're going to have to push it about three times. >> Oh, ew. Gross. Okay. All right, I got Cody's camera and it's time to film a masterpiece. But what am I going to film? Oh, WAIT. I GOT THE PERFECT IDEA. [Music] Chef Peep in the kitchen. I'm the king Of cooking

things. Got macaroni, pizza, cookies, and some ice cream. And when it comes to cooking, I'm like Zeus or Hercules cuz Bows is really angry. Baby might just murder me. >> Toad wants to help, but he gets all on my nerves. He's always touching things. I'm like, get out of here, you turd. I can make turtle super cooking angry bird is the best. Everybody spread the word. I got goombas in the oven. Penguins in the pot. I can make a meal out of Anything you got. I can turn the rock into a py or a sule.

Voila. And I can turn some cat litter into a nice cheesecake is the best. Chef is the best. Chef is the best. I'm better than the rest. Chef is the best. Is the best is the best. Tell me who just made this mess. Ah, it's been 2 weeks since I entered that stupid competition, and I still haven't heard back from them. I Must have lost. I might as well give up. Wait, who's that at the door? >> Uh, HELLO. OH MY GOD, IT'S YOU, MR. GOODMAN, FOR THE COMMERCIAL. >> Goddamn right it is. You saw

my [ __ ] face on your TV. >> Wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WELL, I GOT YOUR VIDEO submission for the You Can Be MY PERSONAL CHEF COMPETITION. OH, >> YOU REALLY GOT IT? OH, TELL ME HOW DID THEY DO? >> I cringed my [ __ ] off. I don't have an [ __ ] anymore. I've gone 2 weeks without [ __ ] Oh. Oh, okay. Um, I guess it was bad. But I liked it. >> Wait, you you liked it? OH MY GOD. DOES THAT MEAN I CAN PACK MY STUFF AND GET

OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THERE'S STILL ONE more stage of the competition. >> Oh, what is it? You have to cook me a dinner tonight. >> Oh, cook you a dinner tonight? I CAN DO THAT. I CAN COOK PIZZA, TACOS, WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> You have to make me your special dish. Something only you can create. >> Oh, I can do that. There's no problem with that. Uh, when do you need it by? >> In a few hours. >> In a few hours? Oh, that's that's easy. That's easy. >>

Don't you [ __ ] this up, PB. >> Oh, no worry. I WON'T MESS IT UP. I'M GOING GET IT RIGHT NOW. SO, DUDE, I was Watching my neighbors argue and THE WIFE WAS ABOUT TO BEAT the son, right? And then the husband came HOME TO BEAT THE WIFE BEFORE SHE COULD BEAT THE SON. MAN, there's always a bigger fish. >> So, Junior, you think I could get my camera back from Chef Pei sometime? It's been about 2 weeks. >> What? >> Two weeks? >> Yeah. You remember he said he was going to borrow my

camera? I I didn't think he Meant keep my camera. >> No, no, he's not trying to keep it. He probably just forgot. I I'll go ask him and and see if he'll give it back. >> Yeah. Yeah, you do that. >> Okay. >> My files better be on there, too. >> Oh my god, this is going to be so delicious. >> Hey, Chef Peep. >> Not now, Bratz. I am one delicious meal away from never seeing you or your dad Ever again. >> What are you talking about, Chef Peep? >> Oh, man. I entered this

chef competition and the GUY LIKED ME SO MUCH THAT all I have to do is make one last meal. He's going to make me his personal chef AND I'M GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE AND I DON'T HAVE TO BE BOTHERED WITH YOU OR YOUR DAD EVER AGAIN. I'm free. I'M RICH. I'M FREE. I'M RICH. YOU LOOKING LIKE A [ __ ] OR SHOULD I want to leave? >> Yeah, duh. I want to leave. You guys are Always making fun of me and don't like my food. So, I'm going to cook it for a millionaire and

I'm going to be rich. >> I don't WANT YOU TO LEAVE. I >> I don't want to hear it. Okay, so you know, take your whining somewhere else. I'm cooking. [Music] >> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. OH MY GOD, IT'S SO BAD. >> LET ME GUESS. Chef Peep lost my camera. >> No, even worse. Chef Peepi said he entered some cooking competition and he said if he wins, he's going to disappear and never see us again. >> Oh no, dude. >> Not without giving me back my [ __ ] camera. He's not. >> Guys, this is so

bad. I love Chef Peepi. I don't want to lose him forever. >> Well, this is bad. Well, guys, let's be honest. Is he even really going to win the competition? I mean, his cooking Kind of sucks. >> Well, obviously his cooking is good enough to make him this far in the competition. >> Well, dude, we could sabotage him. >> Like, how? >> Oh, I have an idea, and it's definitely going to work. >> What? >> How about he gives me back my camera? >> Stop bringing about the camera, Cody. >> But we can get him

arrested, dude. >> Get him arrested? >> Yeah. >> I mean, if he's in jail, he can't win the competition. >> Yeah, that's right. >> How are we going to get him arrested? Like, what laws did he break? Um, stealing cuz he stole my [ __ ] camera. >> Cody, look, stop bringing up your stupid camera. All right, guys. I'm going to go talk to Chef PB and see if there's any crime I can see him doing and I can call The cops on him. >> He stole my camera. [Music] >> Uh, hey, Chef. Uh, why

are you crying? Oh. Oh. Is it cuz you're cutting onions? Oh, no. THESE ARE TEARS OF JOY, JUNIOR. It's because I'll never have to see you ever again. Oh, talk about a paradise. Okay, guys. Chef's in the kitchen holding a knife and crying. Should I call the cops about that? >> Yeah, do it. >> Okay. >> You can also report a theft while you're at it. My camera. >> It's ringing. Cody, >> 911. WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? >> HELP. HELP. MY PERSONAL CHEF has a knife and HE'S CRYING. HE'S KILLING EVERYBODY. OKAY. How fast do you

think they're going to respond? >> Wow, nice fast. Who could that be? Oh, hello. >> Oh, man. This doesn't look good for you at all. >> Wait, officer, what are you doing here? >> I got a call about a crazy chef with a knife that was crying and killing people. >> Oh, no. I WAS JUST CHOPPING UP ONIONS. >> UH-HUH. YEAH. Is that what you call people? Onions? You lunatic. >> No, really. I WAS JUST CHOPPING. >> BACK THE [ __ ] UP. BACK THE [ __ ] UP RIGHT NOW. I WILL BLOW YOU THE

[ __ ] AWAY. PUT PUT THE KNIFE ON THE GROUND. PUT DOWN THERE. I I KILL LOTS OF PEOPLE. I WILL END YOU. >> PLEASE DON'T. PLEASE DON'T. PLEASE DON'T. WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? >> I I DON'T KNOW. I I I think I'm supposed to beat you or something. I I don't really know. JUST JUST GET IN MY CAR AND HANDCUFF YOURSELF. OKAY, I'll go into your car. >> GUESS WHAT, GUYS? CHEF PEEPI GOT ARRESTED. >> OH, REALLY, DUDE? >> YEAH, it's what happens to thieves. >> So, now he can't win that competition because

he's in jail. So, now he's going to stay here forever. >> Oh, that's awesome. >> What about my camera, though? >> But who's that? >> Mhm. >> Why do you need a camera anyway? >> Oh, I'll show you. >> Uh, hello. >> Oh, hi. Is Chef Peepee here? >> Uh, no. Oh, he's in jail. He got arrested. >> Arrested for for for what? >> I don't know. He had a knife or something. >> I can't have a criminal working for me. Can you tell him that he's been disqualified from the chef competition? >> I sure

will. Thanks, mister. >> I can't believe he [ __ ] this up. That PP [ __ ] me good and hard. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. >> Okay, Joseph. So, you just take this whip here and you punish him. You want to try? >> Oh, no, dude. I'm okay. >> Guess what, GUYS? CHEF BABY GOT OFFICIALLY DISQUALIFIED FROM THAT COMPETITION. So now that means he's going to be MY CHEF FOREVER. >> OH, THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE. >> YEAH, but the downside is now he's in jail. Well, >> that's where thieves belong, Junior. Yeah, that's that's where

they belong. >> Well, I mean, you guys want to help me raise bail money so we can bail him out? >> Well, we could have raised a lot of money with a movie we were making, but I don't have my camera. >> Well, guess what, Cody? I found your camera. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's make some money. [Music] DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. >> HEY, JEFFY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> OH, HEY, JUNIOR. I'm just playing with Play-Doh. >> What? Playing with Play-Doh? Wa! Wait, you made all this? >> Yes, I did, Junior. See, look.

I even made myself. >> Wa! That looks just like you. Wait, wait, what is this? >> Oh, that's a poop. >> What? A poop? >> Mhm. >> Oh, well, I want to know if you wanted to go to a movie. >> Go to a movie? I want to go to a movie, Junior. >> Okay. Do you think your dad's going to say yes? >> Junior, I know my daddy and he's going to say yes. >> Okay. >> All right. Let me go ask him. >> All right. Hey, Daddy. Um, can I go to a Movie?

>> Uh, not today, Jeffy. >> Well, [ __ ] Well, Jeffy, what did we SAY ABOUT CUSSING? >> JEFFY, WE TALKED about this. No more cussing. >> Yeah, we said no more cussing, Jeffy. >> Well, daddy, how you explain me not to [ __ ] CUSS WHEN YOU SAID I CAN'T GO TO A [ __ ] MOVIE, >> JEFFY? >> THAT'S IT, JEFFY. NOW YOU'RE GROUNDED. >> FOR WHAT, [ __ ] >> FOR CUSSING, JEFFY. WE SAID NO MORE CUSSING. YOU WON'T STOP CUSSING. So now you're grounded and that's why you can't go to the

movies CUZ YOU'RE GROUNDED. >> WELL, WHAT WAS THE [ __ ] EXCUSE BEFORE I GOT GROUNDED, [ __ ] >> YEAH. What was the excuse for you? >> I just didn't want him to go BECAUSE I SAID SO. >> DANG, I will NOT ACCEPT THAT HORSESHIT answer of Jeffy. You can't go ON A MOVIE BECAUSE I SAID SO. >> WELL, JEFFY, IF YOU KEEP CUSSING, you're going to be grounded FOR A WEEK. >> HOW [ __ ] LONG IS THAT, DADDY? >> WELL, NOW YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK, JEFFY. >> [ __ ] THAT, DADDY.

HOW LONG'S A WEEK? >> 7 DAYS. [ __ ] [ __ ] SEVEN DAY. ARE YOU [ __ ] HIGH? >> WELL, JEFFY, IF YOU KEEP CUTTING, I'M GOING TO GROUND YOU FOR two weeks. >> HOW [ __ ] LONG IS THAT? >> 14 DAYS. >> YOU'RE A [ __ ] HIGH. YOU ARE [ __ ] DELUSIONAL AS [ __ ] DADDY. >> THAT'S IT IN TWO WEEKS NOW. JEFFY, YOU KEEP GOING. IT'S GOING TO BE 3 WEEKS. >> [ __ ] I BETTER SHUT MY [ __ ] MOUTH THEN. >> YEAH, YOU BETTER, JEFFY.

[Music] >> And done. >> JEFFY, WHY'D YOU DO THAT? BECAUSE MY DADDY SAID [ __ ] NO. >> WHAT? He said no. Why'd he say no? >> Because my parents are [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Well, did you ask nicely? >> Yeah, Junior. He [ __ ] grounded me. >> Grounded you for what? For asking? >> Yeah, Junior. This is what happened. >> Mother, father, sweet parents of mine. >> What do you want? >> Yeah. What do you want? >> Um, I was wondering if I could partake in the viewing of a motion

picture this Evening. >> A movie? >> You want to see a movie? Yes. >> You know you can't have fun. We don't allow fun in this house. >> I know. >> Did you do your chores? >> Yes, sir. >> Did you lick the toilet bowl clean? >> Yes, sir. >> Did you eat all the trash out of the garbage can? >> Yes, ma'am. >> Well, don't raise your voice back at us and get get the belt. >> Oh, I'm getting the belt. >> Get the belt. >> No, you you know it's against the rules to

ask for fun. NOW, TAKE THESE WEAPONS. [Applause] >> That really happened. Yeah, Junior. That's why I can't go to the movies tonight. Wow, your parents sound really mean. >> Oh, they are. >> Oh, so what are you going to do all night then? >> H I guess just play all night, [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Oh, well, I really wish I had someone to go to the movies with me. All my friends are busy. And I wish someone could take your place. Like you had like a twin or something. Your parents didn't even

know you're gone. >> OH, LIKE PLAY-DOH JEFFY? >> YEAH, like if Play-Doh Jeffy could come to life and take your place and you go to the movies with me. That'd be really cool. >> WELL, DOODLE DOODLE PLAY FART. WHAT? WAIT, JEFFY, HE CAME TO LIFE. >> HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? >> I DON'T KNOW, JEFFY, but this is perfect. Look, he can take your place and your parents will never know you're gone. They'll think it's you. >> I'm super smart, Junior. >> All right, Play-Doh Jeffy, go in that room and pretend to be JEFFY ALL

NIGHT. OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT, JEFFY, let's go to the movies. >> Okay. [Music] >> Oh, hi Jeffy. >> And Jeffy. >> Jeffy, you trying to get grounded for 3 weeks? >> 45. >> Well, okay. I'll ground you for 45 weeks then. Mario, that's almost a year. >> Well, he's asking for it. >> I'm a meatball. >> Jeffy, you're not a meatball. Stop it. I don't know what to do. I've already grown him for a year. I don't know what he wants. Jeffy. Jeffy, LET GO OF ME. >> I LOVE DADDY. >> JEFFY, let go of

Jeffy. Jeffy, give me back my hat. Jeffy, give me back my hat, Jeffy. >> Oh, no. >> Oh, man. Jeffy, I can't wait to see this movie. I've never been to the movies before, Junior. >> You've never been to the movies before? >> It's super awesome. You get to watch a movie on a big screen TV in a room full of crowded people. It's awesome. >> Wow. Oh, what's this stuff, Junior? >> Oh, it's popcorn. It's amazing. >> Oh, popcorn. Can I have some? >> Yeah, you can have some. BUT JEFFY, YOU JUST WASTED ALL

THE POPCORN. >> That's what you're supposed to do, man. Junior, >> no, you're supposed to eat it. Hold on. I'll go get some more. >> Cody. >> Junior. Um, >> well, you you said you were busy. You said you couldn't go to the movies cuz you're busy. >> Well, I am busy. I'm I'm busy with Ken. You see, my parents don't want me fooling around with him at the house anymore cuz they're afraid I'll get pregnant. So, the movie theater is the only place we can do it. Like, we usually do it in a handicap

style, but that was taken so we had to go here. But, um, I'm about to uh pogo stick on his manpipe if you don't mind. >> Okay, I guess I'll just go this way. [Music] >> Jeffy, give me MY BACK. I'LL GO. MARIO, ARE YOU OKAY? >> YOU SHOT ME IN THE EYE, BABY. JEFF, you give ME MY HEAD BACK RIGHT NOW OR YOU GROUNDED FOR 2 YEARS. >> My amaz Okay. >> Get this table off. >> Okay, >> Mario. What is wrong with Jeffy? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S SO GROUNDED. >> BUT JEFFY,

GET BACK HERE. JEFFY, >> NO. JEFFY. >> MARIO. Is Jeffy okay? >> Tag, you're it. >> Tag, I'm in. He didn't even touch me. >> MARIO, LET'S GO GET HIM. >> Did I miss anything, Jeffy? >> No, Junior. The movie JUST STARTED. >> OKAY. >> I AM HOT DOG MAN. PREPARE TO EAT MY HOT DOG. [Music] DID YOU SEE THAT, JUNIOR? DID YOU SEE THAT? [Music] MY JEFFY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING A MESS WITH ALL THIS MAYONNAISE? >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> WELL, JEFFY, STOP IT. >> MARIO, DO SOMETHING. >> WHAT ARE YOU

GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? >> I DON'T KNOW. WAIT, >> WHAT? >> THROW THIS BANANA AT HIM. >> THROW THROW A BANANA. >> LET'S DO IT. >> WHERE'S HE GOING? >> I DON'T KNOW, MARIO. [Music] LEAVE ME. HE'S GOT A KNIFE. >> MARIO, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY. >> JEFFY. JEFFY, put the knife down. >> MARIO, I'M CALLING THE COPS. >> WAIT, YOU CALLED THE COPS ON JEFFY? >> MARIO, HE'S OBVIOUSLY LOST HIS MIND. [Music] >> MARIO, we're cornered. Literally. >> Did you call the cop? >> Dad, they'll be here any minute. >> Help me,

HOT DOG MAN. HELP ME. I NEED A HOT DOG. DON'T WORRY, MA'AM. I GOT YOU A HOT DOG. >> JUNIOR, that girl's hot as [ __ ] >> I know, Jeffy. She's really hot. >> I'm going to smack my pee pee right now. >> Okay. C Can you stop that? It's distracting. I I can't hear the movie. Can Can you stop that? [Music] Okay. Got a call about a guy with a knife. You can do this. All right. Just Just two more hours and I can go home. Okay, let's do this. They're here. >> Mario,

we can't get to the door. Just >> yell out. Please help. >> Come on. Open the door, man. Open up. It's the police. It What are you doing, man? YOU'RE A COP. YOU POLICE. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR RIGHT NOW. WHAT? OH MY GOD. OKAY, they they they really need help in there. Um, okay. I I know what to do. Okay, I'M GOING TO BUST THAT door down. I'M GOING TO BUST IT RIGHT OFF THE DAMN HINGES. OKAY, that door ain't [ __ ] HERE WE GO. OH. OH, GOD DAMN. OH GOD. I THINK I BROKE

MY ARM. OH JESUS. WHAT IS THIS DOOR MADE? I'M LIKE TITANIUM GUN. OH. Oh god. Okay, screw that. Just Oh god. I wish I wasn't so nervous. MY DAMN BREAK. >> OKAY, WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS drop the knife. I >> I don't know what you're trying TO SAY, BUDDY, BUT I WILL LIGHT YOU UP. OKAY, JUST PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. >> You guys okay? >> WELL, YOU THREW YOUR GUN. >> WELL, YEAH. I PANICKED. I didn't really want to shoot him. >> JESUS CHRIST. HE'S GOT MY GUN. >> WELL, YOU THREW

IT AT HIM. >> WELL, OKAY. I'M GOING TO RADIO FOR BACKUP. YOU TWO RUN. OKAY. SIMMONS. SIMMONS, COME IN. DO YOU read me? I got a maniac here who took my gun. I NEED SOME HELP. >> OH NO. MY ONLY WEAKNESS. I'M GETTING EATEN. >> OH, [Music] >> JUNIOR. Did he just die? >> Yeah, the main character. Why would they kill off the main character? [Music] >> Where are you, guy? Where are you, mate? >> Here. Oh, I'm coming for you, mate. >> Okay, kid. Just Just put the gun down. All right. Yeah, you're going

to get some time in prison, but not as much as IF YOU KILL ME. >> FREE STOP RIGHT THERE. OH, >> SIMMONS. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. >> ALL RIGHT, MATE. PUT THE GUN DOWN. I WILL LIGHT YOU UP. >> SIMMONS, where the hell's your gun? >> What are you talking about, mate? This is my gun. >> That's a Nerf gun, Simmons. >> Oh, sick. I must have got it confused with my kid's gun. >> Come on, Simmons. That's dangerous. >> Oh, he'll be all right, mate. He's a tough little R. BUT AS FOR YOU, MATE,

DROP THE GUN. >> I SAID DROP IT. >> SIMMONS. NO. >> SIMMONS. SIMMONS, talk to me. >> I've been hit, mate. >> No, no, no, no. Simmons, we're going to get you taken care of. You're only 2 days away from retirement. >> I can see the light. I'm going towards the light, mate. Take care of my kid for me. No. No. Sim. Simmons. Stay away from THE LIGHT. SIMMONS. SIMMONS. [Music] WHAT? What smells like ketchup? What? Sim Simmons, you didn't get shot. I just hit your lucky ketchup packet. >> My lucky ketchup packet? Of course.

>> Yeah. Yeah, he's stupid. >> Of course. I was wondering why I wasn't hurting. >> Yeah, I we knew that would come in handy someday. >> What do we do now, mate? >> Um, well, that maniac has a gun, so I Say we run for it. >> GOOD. LET'S GET OUT of here. >> Mario, JEFFY JUST SHOT A COP. >> I know. He's going to Joe for the rest of his life. What are we going to do? >> I don't know. I didn't know Jeffy was like this. He's going on a rampage. We should have

never grounded him. [Music] >> Jeffy, that movie was so cool. >> I know, Junior. I really like popcorn. >> Yeah, popcorn's so cool. Wait, wait. Why Is the door wide open? >> I don't know, Junior. Do you think my dad knows I was gone? >> There's no way. Let's see what's happening. >> Jeffy, a Play-Doh. JEFFY HAS A GUN. >> IS THAT BAD? >> YEAH, he could hurt somebody. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO STOP HIM. I'll stop him, Junior. >> Baby, what's that noise? >> I don't know, Mario. Jeffy, >> THERE'S TWO JEFFIES. >> WHICH ONE'S THE

REAL ONE? >> I don't know. I don't know. >> There's a gun. THERE'S A GUN. >> FREEZE. Uh uh. Baby, which one's the real Jeffy? >> I don't know, Mario. >> DADDY, IT'S ME, JEFFY. THEY BOTH LOOK EXACTLY the same. >> Uh, how do we tell which one? Um, >> what about hop hop? >> Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, hop hop hop like a bunny. Do >> it work, Mario. >> Okay. What's only Jeffy would know? Try grounding him, Mario. >> Oh, yeah. All right, Jeffy's, since I don't know which one's the real one, you're both

grounded for 3 weeks. >> HOLD THE [ __ ] UP, [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] DID I DO TO GET GROUNDED? I SWEAR TO [ __ ] I HAVEN'T SAID ONE BAD WORD SINCE YOU GROUNDED ME THE FIRST TIME. DANNY, [ __ ] YOU. YOU'RE [ __ ] HIGH AND YOU'RE DELUSIONAL AS [ __ ] >> THAT'S THE REAL JEFFY. >> JEFFY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY. >> I'M SO GLAD I SHOT THE RIGHT ONE. >> WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SHOT ME, [ __ ] CUZ NOW I'M GROUNDED FOR THREE [ __

] WEEKS. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, JEFFY, since you helped save the day by beating up that old Jeffy, uh, I guess we'll take you to that movie you wanted to see. >> Oh, well. Well, great. >> All right, let's all go see that movie, Guys. >> Okay. >> How's the real Jeffy? [Music] >> You know, we haven't been to a movie in a long time, so I'm kind of glad we're at a movie. >> Hey, Mario, where'd you find your hat? >> Oh, it was uh it was in the mayonnaise. >> Oh, >> hey, Daddy. I

like popcorn. Popcorn's my favorite. >> Yeah, popcorn is pretty good. I hope this movie's good. >> Oh, the main character dies in the end. >> What? How would you know that, Jeffy? >> Um Oh. Oh, I read the reviews. >> Oh, you can't read, Jeffy. Shh, Mario. I don't want to miss this. It's starting. >> Oh, yeah. It's starting. >> Oh, I have to use the restroom. [Music] >> Daddy, what are we doing? >> Jeffy, shut up. Stop jumping on the bed. >> Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO FALL AND HURT YOURSELF. >> NO, I'M NOT,

DAD. I GOT A HELMET ON. >> JEFFY, JUST STOP IT. >> MARIO, where are we going to live? We can't live in a hotel for the rest of our lives. >> I know, but I just blew my last money booking this hotel room. >> Yeah, Mario, what are you going to do? >> Why don't we all just stay at your house for a while? That's funny, Mario. [Music] Uh, Chef Pe, are we in a hotel room? Because we're going to Disney World, >> Junior, why would we go to Disney World? >> Well, because last time

we were in a hotel room, we were going to Disney World. >> NO, JUNIOR. WE'RE NOT GOING TO DISNEY WORLD. WE JUST GOT EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT. WE'RE HOMELESS. >> WHAT? SO, no Disney World? >> No Disney World. We're homeless. >> What? So, that mean we have to eat out of a garbage can? >> Probably. >> Well, it's going to be better than your cooking. >> We don't want to eat you, JUNIOR. FIREBALL. COME ON. >> OH MY GOSH. MARIO, LOOK. >> UH, Bowser Shep, he's beating your son. >> Mario, quit trying TO CHANGE THE

SUBJECT. TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING TO LIVE. >> JEFFY, STOP IT. >> JEFFY, go get him. >> That was a little too much. >> I I told him he was going to hurt himself and he would just BE ANNOYING AND JUST I DON'T KNOW. I just I really wish someone would come knock on the door and give us a free place to live. >> What? Who's that? >> I don't know. >> Uh, hello. >> Yeah, I'm looking for Mario and or Bowser. >> Oh, well, I'm Mario and Bowser's here, too. >> Oh, okay. Okay, cool.

Uh, can I come in? >> Uh, yeah, sure. I mean, why why are you wearing a tuxedo? >> I I just got back from a funeral. >> Oh, I'm so sorry. Who Who died? >> My dignity. I'm not wearing pants. Can I come in? >> Uh, sure. Come on in. Uh, Bowser. This guy needs to speak to us. >> Whoa. This guy. I have a name. My name is Brooklyn Guy. This guy is my brother. >> What guy? >> No. What guy is my other brother? I got this guy. What guy? The guy. A guy.

I I also got a Chicago guy. Manhattan guy. It just goes on. >> San Francisco guy. >> Yeah, San Francisco guy. >> Miami guy. >> Yeah, Miami guy. And uh Frank. >> Wait, Frank. Frank guy. >> No, just Frank. He's just his name is just Frank. >> Anyway, what do you want? >> Oh. Oh, you remember like a year and a half ago when your house burned down? I said Yeah. I said I was going to build you a new one. >> Yeah. Yeah. Did you Did you finally build it? >> No. No. No. We

We didn't even try. >> WAIT, WHAT? WHY? WHERE ARE WE GOING TO LIVE? >> WELL, I mean, don't worry. I mean, your insurance was going to, you know, cover rebuilding a house and all that, but uh instead we just found you a new one that was recently foreclosed on. >> Wait, really? >> Yeah. But, BUT I DON'T I WANT MY ORIGINAL HOUSE. I DON'T WANT A new one. >> Yeah, we want the old one. >> Well, no, really. I mean, you should at Least look at the new house. Okay. It's It's really nice. It's 10

times better. I think >> Why don't look at it, Bowser? >> Yeah, I I guess we can look at it. >> All right, let's look at it. Uh, Chef Peepee, can you watch the kids and chef, please? Roselina, come with us. >> Okay, come on. Okay, everybody, look at your new house. >> OH MY GOODNESS. THIS IS OH MY GOD, it's amazing. OH MY GOD. CAN WE GO AND LOOK INSIDE? LOOK INSIDE. SURE. FOLLOW ME. >> OH MY GOD. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE INSIDE. IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING. I can't wait to see inside.

It's going to be awesome. >> So So just real quick before we go in, I got I got a funny story for you. I'm actually required by law to tell you this, but uh 25 people were murdered in THIS HOUSE. >> WHAT? 25 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED. >> YEAH. I mean, just slaughtered. Really? I mean, decapitated endrails hanging From the ceiling. I mean, it was blood on every surface. >> Are we even allowed to live here? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, we cleaned it all up. It's It's nice now. I mean, you

know. >> Is it haunted? >> No, but probably not. I mean, I haven't seen any ghosts, so I mean, >> 25 people. WHAT IS THAT? >> OH, HOW ABOUT THAT? That's 26. How do we miss that one? >> Oh my goodness. >> 26 people. >> Yes, that's a Hey. Hey, buddy. That's That's me waiting for a loyal chick, right? Right. >> Oh, I get it. cuz you can't find that. >> Yeah. Okay, let's go in. Let's go in. >> Okay. Uh >> All right. Let's take A LOOK INSIDE. >> OH MY GOODNESS. THIS IS AMAZING.

>> I LOVE IT. IT LOOKS SO COOL. >> IT'S AMAZING. I LOVE THE COLORS. YOU SEE THAT PAINTING OVER THERE? I LOVE THAT PAINTING. IT'S SO NICE. YEP. YEP. IT LOOKS GREAT, RIGHT? YEAH. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. It looks really nice. >> Yes. Who wants to see the DINING ROOM? >> OH. OH. OKAY. LET'S GO. SO, this is the dining room. OH MY GOODNESS. I love it. >> Yeah. So, this is where you're going to have all your dinners and your Thanksgiving and all that. Man, I love that chandelier. >> Yeah, I love that chandelier.

I love it. >> There's 75 crystals in that chandelier and I had to hang every >> Yeah. Okay, we're going to fix that. That That's just some That's just some faulty wiring. >> Yeah. Why Why do Why do you think it did that? It It's >> just faulty wiring. That happens a lot in these houses. >> So So how many people died in this room? >> Yeah. >> Uh a bunch. Quite a few actually. Yeah. >> So like one one for every chair. >> Probably a little more than that. But I mean it's a nice

room, right? I mean who wants to go see the kitchen? >> Kitchen. >> Okay. So this is the kitchen. >> Wo. THIS IS REALLY NICE. >> I REALLY LOVE IT. YEAH. >> Chef is going to love this. I'm going to MAKE HIM COOK SO MUCH FOOD. >> YEAH. CHEF IS GOING to love this. >> All right. Now let's go look at the living room. >> Okay. >> Okay. So this is YOUR LIVING ROOM. >> WO. >> THIS IS REALLY NICE. >> I really like this. >> Oh man. Man, I'm going to eat so much spaghetti

on these couches. Yeah. >> Yeah, you really shouldn't do that. >> Wait, what? Because you might stain them with the with the spaghetti sauce. >> Well, look how tall the ceilings are. Is Is this house two stories? >> Yeah. Did Did you not see it when you came in? Like, you looked at it outside. You didn't notice. I mean, you you walked past the stairs on the way in here, don't >> you see it? I mean, look up. >> See that? >> Oh, >> yeah. It's second story. >> Oh, I didn't even I didn't know

that. I Just thought >> Yeah. Okay. So, just for the idiot here, we're going to go look up the second floor. Okay, so these are what we call stairs. Can you say that with me? Stairs. >> Stairs. >> Very good. Okay, so these go up to the second floor. Okay, you're climbing real slow. One foot at a time. >> I know what stairs are. >> I don't think you do. Okay, let's go up. >> Okay, so we are now upstairs. >> Oh my, I like this. >> Over the balcony looking down to the living room.

>> Slow down there, Chief. That That's not a whole new living room. That's downstairs. You were just in there. Okay, we are now on the second floor. >> I know how a two-story house works. Yeah, you haven't proved to me that you do. So, let's go check out another room. Huh? >> Okay. Okay. >> All right. So, this is a pretty nice room. Uh yeah, you can use it for just about anything. Uh >> yeah, anything you >> Yeah, but there is one rule. Okay. Oh, what is it? >> You never go in there. >>

Never go in there ever. >> What's in there? >> It doesn't matter. Don't go in there. >> But what if I do? >> Well, don't. >> But what's what's in there? >> It doesn't matter. You just never go in there ever. Ever. Whenever you think you're going to go in there, don't. But what if I do? >> Well, you're not going to cuz you you shouldn't. Don't Don't do it. Don't go in there ever. Next room. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, this is the game room. You Know, your kids can play video games

and stuff in here. >> Oh, this looks nice. My kid is going to love this. Junior is going to have a blast with his friends. >> JEFFY'S GOING TO HAVE SO much fun. >> Hey, baby. Baby, don't bring him up. Today's a good day. >> Oh, yeah. Okay, let's check out another room. Okay. >> Okay, so we got a red bedroom in here. I like this. This is nice. Nice and red. It >> also HAS A TV. OKAY, EVERYBODY GET OUT. I CALL DIBS RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY, >> BETTER GET OUT. I CALLED DIBS. >>

JESUS CHRIST. >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GET OUT. >> OH, Jesus Christ. What's wrong with you? >> Hit me in the face. >> All right, let's just let's just check out another room. Okay. >> All right, so you've seen pretty much The whole house. What do you think? >> I mean, I love it. And I love it. And Bowser's already up in his room. I mean, he loves it, too. It's amazing. You can't even tell that 25 people were murdered here. >> 26. And then No, you really can't. I mean, we did a really good job

cleaning up the place. All those rooms you saw today covered in blood, but we cleaned them all up. >> Yeah. I mean, besides that room that you Won't let me go in, >> right? No, don't ever go in there ever. >> But what if I do? >> Well, don't. I'm going to get out of your here. Okay. So, I'll just leave you through to it. >> Mario, now we can go get Jeffy and bring him over. >> I forgot Jeffy. Yeah. I mean, I guess I guess it's a nice house for him. And let's go

get Chef Peep, too. >> Okay. You know THERE'S ANOTHER [ __ ] BED IN HERE, RIGHT? But >> we like this bed. Chef Peepi, >> I DON'T CARE. >> Chef Peepee, we're back. >> Finally. >> Okay, Chef Peepi. So, we looked at the new house. >> Oh, was it nice? >> It was really nice. >> So, you liked it? Wait, wait. Where's Bowser? >> Uh, he's staying at the house. He found a room with a TV and he just slammed the door. >> That sounds like him. >> Yeah. So, you and Junior can uh go

to the house. I'm going to get Jeffy and take him there. >> OH, OKAY. >> WA! HOLY [ __ ] BABY. LOOK. >> OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO BIG. HEY, JUNIOR. THIS CAN'T BE OUR HOUSE. THIS IS TOO HUGE. >> NO, NO, CHEVY. THIS IS WHERE THEY SAID TO GO. THIS IS OUR HOUSE. >> NO, NO, NO. WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. WE'RE BREAKING IN. JUNIOR, COME ON. >> NO, NO, NO. JEFFY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AROUND. THIS HAS TO BE OUR HOUSE. LOOK, CHEVY, THERE'S STAIRS THAT GO TO ANOTHER FLOOR. >> YES,

THAT'S WHAT STAIRS DO, JUNIOR. >> LET'S GO THE STAIRS. >> OKAY. >> Oh my god, Look. LOOK AT ALL THESE TOY [ __ ] BABY. >> A WHOLE ROOM DEDICATED TO THE TOYS. >> OH MY GOD. THIS IS SO AMAZING. >> IT'S NOT FAIR. I BETTER HAVE A NICE ROOM. >> OH MY GOD. WHAT'S UP HERE? LOOK, CHEF BABY. LOOK AT THIS ROOM. ME AND MY FRIENDS CAN HANG OUT HERE. OH, AND LOOK AT THIS. AND WE CAN SEE THE LIVING ROOM FOR THE BALCONY. >> LET THIS BALCONY NOW CAN THROW YOU OVER AND KILL

YOU WHEN YOU MAKE ME MAD. >> OH, LOOK OVER HERE, CHEVY. WHAT'S OVER HERE? >> WHO ELSE? WHAT'S IN HERE? >> GO AWAY. CHARLIE, >> THAT MUST BE YOUR DAD. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH. Look over here. >> WAIT. A WHOLE BATHROOM DEDICATED TO THOMAS. THIS IS MY BATHROOM. STUPID. [Music] >> THIS MUST BE MY ROOM. THIS IS A THOMAS BED AND A TRAIN TABLE. OH MY GOD. I LOVE IT. >> WAIT, WHERE'S MY ROOM? >> LET'S GO FIND IT. >> What the Oh my god. IS THIS REALLY THE KITCHEN? >> OH MY GOD. IT LOOKS

AMAZING. CHEF, I ACTUALLY WANT TO COOK SOMETHING IN HERE. >> LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. >> OH MY GOD. THESE POTS ARE NEW. THESE PANTS, TOO. WELL, CHEVY, I'M GOING TO GO PLAY MY TOYS. OKAY. >> OKAY, YOU GO HAVE FUN. I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY COOK SOMETHING. >> OH, MAN. What am I going to cook now? [Music] >> Okay, Jeffy, this is your new crib. [Music] >> Is he okay, Mario? >> I'm going to go get his medicine. >> I gave him his medicine, Mario. >> Well, he still hasn't calmed down. Do something else.

Okay, let's see. [Music] [Music] >> Jeffy, are you ready for school? >> Sure am, Daddy. Ready to school these kids in Fortnite. Scoot over. >> Jeffy, you're not playing video games before school. School starts in like 20 minutes. >> I got time for a round or five or 12 or I just won't go to school. >> Jeffy, you have to go to school. No video games. before school. WELL, HOW ABOUT NO CRAP BEFORE BREAKFAST, DADDY. HOW ABOUT THAT? HOW ARE YOU GOING to get through the day? >> That's it, Jeffy. One more word out of

you and you're grounded. >> All right, JEFFY, YOU'RE GROUNDED. DADDY, THAT'S NOT A [ __ ] WORD. >> YES, IT IS, JEFFY. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN SPELL IT. >> WHAT? Spell uh Okay. Uh uh. >> Daddy. Uh spells uh I said to spell Okay. Uh U N T. >> That's I don't go. I go Okay. Well, it's uh there's a U and I Don't know how TO SPELL IT, JEFFY, CUZ IT'S NOT A [ __ ] WORD, DADDY. WELL, YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED, JEFFY, BECAUSE YOU SAID A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER WORDS. WELL, I'M TAKING

YOUR HAT. WELL, I'M TAKING THE TV AWAY, THEN. NOT IF I TAKE THE TV FIRST, DADDY. BUT WHAT? If I can't have the TV, then no one will. >> JEFFY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M TAKING THE TV. >> YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE TV, JEFFY. >> WATCH ME, [ __ ] >> JEFFY, why did you throw the TV IN THE LAKE? DADDY, IT'S CALLED A TELEISION. DADDY, so the fishes can watch TV. GET YOUR ASS IN THAT HOUSE RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE GROUNDED. GLADLY. That's it, Jeffy. You're grounded UNTIL THE END OF TIME. >> WELL, I

don't have a lot, so I guess I'm not grounded, daddy. >> IT MEANS YOU'RE GROUNDED FOREVER, JEFFY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU the way you are. You scream. You cuss. You throw TVs In lakes. >> I threw a TV in a lake. >> Yes. >> Damn. I'm a little [ __ ] >> YES, YOU ARE, JEFFY. YES, YOU ARE. AND I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT to do with you. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX YOU. YOU'RE JUST A DOOFUS. OW. YOU DON'T CALL ME A DOOFUS. >> That's it, Jeffy. I'm going to call a

doctor and maybe he CAN FIX YOUR MESSED UP HEAD. >> OH, YEAH. It's November. The leaves are Falling. I just feel like dancing to the boogie boogie. >> Sonic, what are you doing? >> I'm doing a boogie woogie monkey. What about you? >> Nothing. I'm just hungry. >> You're hungry? Fine. What do you want to eat then? >> Ooh, I want a cheeseburger. >> You You You want a cheeseburger? Yes. I want a cheeseburger with no buns. >> Okay. >> No lettuce. >> That's weird. >> No tomatoes. >> What? >> No cheese. >> No cheese.

>> No burger. >> It's not even a burger. >> Just onion. >> JUST OH, NOW I get it, monkey. All you want is onions. >> H. Now you get it, SONIC. NOW GIVE ME MY ONION. >> FINE. Just stay right here and I'll go get it. >> Better get my onions. Better get my onion. Better to get my onion. >> Here you go, monkey. Here's your special onion. Mm- M. SUNNY, THAT IS AN APPLE. >> NO, it's monkey. It's a special red onion. >> Special red onion. >> Yeah, it looks like an apple. Tastes Like

an apple, but it's a really special onion. One of a kind, actually. >> Thank you so much, Sonic. >> You're welcome. Now, enjoy that apple. I mean, onion. Now, do the booger. Onion. >> Hey, Sonic. >> Hey, Panda. >> Ew. What do you want? >> Look at my red onion. >> That's an apple, stupid. >> I know. >> AH, SONIC. >> HEY, PANDA. WHAT DO YOU WANT? You want to do the BOOGIE WOOGIE DANCE? >> NO, SONIC. I HAVE A PROBLEM. A REALLY BIG PROBLEM. >> REALLY? What is it? >> I HAVE TO POOP. >>

WHAT? You're constipated? Okay, I know exactly what to do. My My grandma used to have like a special >> PROBLEM IS MY SISTER'S COMING. >> WHAT? YOU GOT A SISTER? That's great News. No, it's not. >> Why? Why not? Is she evil? Is she bad? >> She's my little sister and she's kind of bratty. >> What? >> Well, she's going to judge me. >> When is she coming? >> She's coming in a I don't know, maybe like 10 20 minutes. >> 10. Is that her? >> Tell her I'm not home. I got to poop. >>

What am I going to say? >> All right, stay right here. Bye. I'LL GO GET THE DOOR. >> HEY, SOMEBODY call a doctor. Yes, I did, doctor. See, look. My son's being ridiculous. He doesn't want to go to school. >> I know what's going on here. Let me guess. He's pretending to be sick to get out of going to school, right? >> Uh, no, not really. >> I know exactly how to fix this. Hey, I hear you're too sick to go to school. But what if I told you that your teacher was having a surprise

cupcake party today, huh? What do you think about that? >> Cupcakes can lick my balls. >> Wow, he he got me. Cupcakes usually make kids want to go to school. >> Well, no, no, no. He's not faking being sick. He just doesn't want to go to school at all. He also doesn't want to listen to me. He's stupid. So, what I want you to do is to reprogram his mind Into listening to me. Well, I don't really know how to do that. I don't I don't have a medicine that could just make people do what

you want. I mean, I'm not Bill Cosby. Huh? Huh? Yeah. Yeah. So, you're saying that there's no medicine that can make them listen to me? >> No. I guess we could try hypnosis. >> Hypnosis? Is that even a real thing? >> Yeah, it's real. It's the first thing I learned how to do when I got my Psychology degree. >> So, so hypnotism is real? >> Yeah, it works. All I have to do is whip out my dingling and wave it in front of his face until he does what I want. >> What about your what?

>> My my dingling. Look, this is my dingling. I just wave it in front of his face and tell him what to do. >> What is that? >> Oh, it's actually just a pocket watch, but I like to call it my dingling. It's Actually how I got my first wife. I just whipped out my dingling, waved it in front of her face, and she did whatever I wanted until she snapped out of it and turned into a [ __ ] >> Okay. Well, if you actually think it'll work, then hypnotize Jeffy and make him do

whatever I say and be a good boy and eat his vegetables. >> Okay. All right, Jeffy. Now, look at my dingling. Watch it wave back and forth. Listen to the sound of my voice. Now, Jeffy, you've been a really bad boy lately, but now you're going to be a good boy. You're going to listen to your daddy. You're going to eat your vegetables. And you're going to go to school. Okay. And the only way you're going to go back to being a bad boy is if you hear somebody say the words orangutang [ __ ]

>> What? >> Orangutang [ __ ] >> Why are you giving him a word TO SNAP OUT OF IT? >> OH, WELL, I have to give him a word in case we want him to go back to normal. I don't want him to go back to normal. >> But those are the rules. I have to do that. >> Okay. But why orangutang- [ __ ] >> Orangutang [ __ ] >> Yeah. Well, why that? >> Well, because nobody ever says it. I mean, when's the last time you heard Somebody say orangutang [ __ ] >>

Well, not not until you said it. >> Yeah. See, exactly. So, we don't have to worry about it. Oh, just don't turn on Animal Planet cuz they say orangutang [ __ ] a lot. >> Okay. Well, just stay in it. >> Okay. All right, Jeffy. Now, when I say boo, you're going to wake up. Okay. BOO. OH, HEY, DADDY. I'm ready to go to school now. I really like learning. >> Wait, what? Uh uh uh. Do you want a Happy meal on the way to school? >> Oh, no, father. I want green beans cuz you're

nutritious. >> It worked. >> Yeah, I told you. >> It works just like that. >> Yeah, >> it's incredible. >> Uh who's uh Hold on. Just over here. Let me see who that is. >> Uh hello. >> Hi, my name's Adnap. I'm looking for my Big sister, Panda. She looks like me, but way bigger. She considers herself Big Bump, but we both know where she is. >> Oh, it's you. We've been expecting you. Come on in. This is going to be so much fun. Panda, I got your sister. >> Uh, where's Panda? >> I don't

know, but the last time I saw her, she said she was going to go poop. So, you and me should just wait right here. >> Uh, I'm going to go looking for her. Panda. >> Yeah. Good luck, >> Panda. Oh, hey, Panda. >> Uh, no panda here. Just a couch cushion. >> Oh, come on out, Panda. I see you clearly in there. >> No, just the magical talking couch cushion. All right, come out you big chubby potato. >> Oh, I am a big chubby potato. You're right. Why do you have to embarrass me Like that?

I tell people a big bone. Let's meet Sonic. Okay. Hey, Sonic. Meet the devil. She's also my sister. What are the odds of that, right? Bring the holy water. >> Oh, hey devil. I thought your name was Annette, though. >> It is Anna. She's just always so rude to me. >> And Panda, where were you? I thought you were taking a poop. >> Uh, no. I wasn't pooping. I was just Hiding from her because she's evil. >> She's always so rude. >> Listen here, you little [ __ ] Stop sucking up to people, okay? I

know your little games. I've known you since you were born, okay? And I know you can fool him because he's stupid. I fooled him a couple times. All right? But you you need to quit playing those games, okay? These are my friends. Are you listening to her, >> Panda? What's wrong with you? >> LISTEN, SONIC, YOU DON'T KNOW HER. She's able. Okay. Jeez. Okay, so um you can run along now. We're going to go meet Monkey. >> But look at her. She doesn't look evil at all. She's all cute and stuff. >> No. No. Everything

that I told you was completely true and more. You want to know what more is? >> What? >> She's also ugly. >> OH, BANDA. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? LOOK, she's crying now. >> DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HER, SONIC. DON'T FEEL BAD. JUST GO. WE'RE GOING TO GO MEET MONKEY. >> FINE, BON. I guess weirdos. Uh, hello. >> Oh, hey, Mario. >> Uh, hey, Goodman. Uh, what are you uh what are you doing here? Well, I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with mouse pavement. >> Mouse pavement? I don't know anything That rhymes with mouse

pavement. >> Oh, nothing ringing a bell at all, Mario? >> Uh, no. No, nothing ringing a bell. >> Okay. WELL, HOW ABOUT HOUSE PAYMENT, MARIO? IT'S DUE TODAY. >> WELL, MY HOUSE PAYMENT IS DUE TODAY. YEAH, MARIO. On this day, every single month, your house payment is due. And every single month, I show up in my elephant [ __ ] suit wanting your house payment. So, you better have it. Well, I I don't think I have it today. Oh, okay. Well, that's fine, Mario. I'll just go find a Nile crocodile and then I'll salt and

pepper your balls. And then I'll teach that Nile crocodile to chomp down on your balls, Mario, with 6,000 lb of pressure per square inch. Your balls coming the [ __ ] off. So, you better have your house payment, Mario. >> Uh, you know what? I actually do think I have it. Just Just come on inside and and wait in the dining room. >> Salt and pepper. All right, good man. So, just uh sit right here and I'm going to go upstairs and get your house payment cuz it's upstairs. So, be right back. >> All right,

Mar. >> HEY, DOCTOR. DOCTOR, I need your help. I really need your help. Can you hypnotize another person for me? >> Sure. What for? >> Okay, so there's this guy downstairs and I owe him money and I don't have the Money. So, I was wondering if you could hypnotize them into thinking that I already paid them. >> Well, you know it's illegal to hypnotize people against their will, right? >> Well, I mean, it is. >> Yeah. >> Well, can you do it? >> Sure. Yeah. >> Okay. Uh, hey, Goodman. So, I have your house payment,

but before I give it to you, do you want to see a magic trick? No, give me your house pin. >> Of course you want to see the magic trick. So [ __ ] >> Uh, this is my magician friend, and he has a really cool magic trick that he wants to show you, right? >> Yeah. Yeah, I'm a magician. That's me. Uh, so for my first trick, I need you to stare at my dingling. >> The [ __ ] is this? >> Okay, now watch my dingling wave back and forth. Okay, now Mario owes

you a house payment. >> Yes, the [ __ ] he does. But he already paid his house payment this month. >> No the [ __ ] he didn't. >> Uh uh uh. Yes. Yes he did. >> No the [ __ ] he didn't. >> Uh it it's not working. >> Why is it not working? >> Well, not everybody can be hypnotized. >> Wait, what? >> It just doesn't work on everybody. >> It doesn't work on everybody. So what are we going to do? >> I don't know. >> Uh uh. You're now hypnotized. Ta. >> Yep.

>> Where the [ __ ] the magic trick? >> Uh that that was the magic trick. See, while you were distracted, he made my house payment disappear. >> Well, you better get it the [ __ ] back. >> Uh uh. It's gone. >> Yeah, it's ta. >> Yep. >> No, no, no, no, no, no [ __ ] ta. You better get it to [ __ ] HERE CUZ I WANT MY [ __ ] house payment. >> Okay. Uh can you can you give me like a loan? Like, can I borrow some money? >> What? Yeah.

You help me pay my house payment because he's going to get a non crocodile to buy my balls. Salt and pepper. >> Okay. How much is the house payment? >> $1,500. Do do you take checks? >> Of course. >> All right, let's just go see monkey. Listen here, you fat freaking ass. Next time I'm trying to call somebody a [ __ ] I'll show you what a [ __ ] really is. Oh, you going to stick something in my butt? >> Ew. No. Not only are you fat, but you're stupid, too. >> A Let's go

see this dumb friend of Yours. >> Okay. By the way, he's a monkey, so you should probably bring him a banana. >> Duh. >> Oh my gosh. >> This is not an onion. This is an apple. You know what they say, if it tastes like an apple, looks like an apple, it's probably an apple. And this is an apple. >> Uh, monkey, you good, bro? >> No. Sonic gave me AN APPLE. >> UH, WOW. That was really unnecessary. Anyways, Monkey, I'd like you to meet my sister. >> Hi, monkey. I'm Adnap. Unfortunately, she had to

come into town and ruin my life. >> WA! YOU CLONED YOURSELF, PANDA. >> MONKEY, why are you so FREAKING STUPID? I LITERALLY JUST SAID, "HEY, MONKEY. You want to meet my sister?" And then what? She replied with, "Hi, my name is Adnab. I'm the freaking devil. I'm so evil." >> Oh, HI PANDA. HI, JACKIE PANDA. >> HEY, MONKEY. I HAVE A surprise for you. >> Ooh, >> there. I heard monkeys like bananas. >> I have already known you for 10 seconds, and I already hate you. SHE GAVE ME A FREAKING BANANA. I hate you. I

hate you so much. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. UH, what's his freaking problem? >> Don't worry about him, you stupid maggot. He doesn't have more problems than you. >> Look, man, you owe me. >> I know. Thank you so much for paying my house payment. I don't know what I would do without you. >> Whatever. >> All right, Jeffy, are you ready to go to school? >> Of course, father. >> All right, so let's let's let's take you to school and Well, can you do me one more favor? >> What is it? >> Can you

take Jeffy to school? >> Sure. Sure. Why not? I I just came here to be a doctor. But no, no. I I was a hypnotist. I was a bank. And now I'm going to be an Uber driver. So, why not? >> Thank you so much. All right, Jeffy, go with the nice man. >> Okay. >> Uh, Cody, did you do the homework last night? >> Well, if Ken is my homework, then yeah, I did my homework all night long in his butt. >> Oh, okay. Hey, hey, Jeffy. >> What do you want, Junior? >> You

know, be funny if you wrote butthole on the board before the teacher comes. >> Oh, no. That wouldn't be funny, Junior. That's actually very immature. >> immature? It would be really funny. Do it Jeffy. >> No, Junior. That would get me in trouble. I don't want to get in trouble. >> Jeffy, you're you're really stupid today. >> ALL RIGHT, CLASS. TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE LEARNING about orangutang orangutang rift in SOUTHEAST ASIA. That's where I'm from. So, take a look at the orangutang drawing that I made. See, right here we have orangutang eye. That's how

he see. He have big eyes. He can see. I have real shai. I don't see [ __ ] All right. Right here we have orangutang mouth to eat all the barreras. All right. And down here we have orangutang titties. BIG ORANGUTANG TITTY. REALLY VERY big Kitty. NOT LIKE MY WIFE KIM. Wife Kim. Small titty. And then down here we have the beloved orangutang varra. My head fit IN ORANGUTANG VARRA THREE TIME. UH, can we get a male orangutang drawing? >> Instead of a orangutang vagina, he should have SAID ORANGUTANG. DO NOT TALKING WHEN RUNNING ABOUT

ORANGUTANG. ALL RIGHT, CLASS. All you need to know about orangutang is that they have big teeth and huge var. All right, write that down cuz I know you're going to Forget. Okay. All right, class. Now, tomorrow we're GOING TO HAVE SPELLING B. SO, I'M GOING TO PASS OUT THE PAPER WITH THE WORDS THAT you need to memorize for sparing B. And winner gets Edgra. >> A spelling bee. Oh, man. I really hope I win. >> Not a chance, Junior. I'm a fivetime spelling bee champion. I'm like the Tom Brady of spelling bees. I would even

kiss my son in the lips if I had one. >> You've won five times. >> Yep. >> Oh, man. Cody, can you go easy on me this time so maybe I can win? >> No way, Junior. That spelling be is mine. A >> Hey, daddy. Oh, hey Jeffy. How was school? Wait, did you get detention? No, daddy. This is just a list of words that I have to memorize for the spelling be tomorrow. I just really want to pass it so I don't disappoint you, father. >> Okay. Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure You'll pass

that spelling be cuz you're the greatest son ever and and you're really smart. >> Yeah. Well, I'm going to go to my room and and study these words so I don't get distracted. >> Okay, you go. Oh, man. I love this new Jeffy. Jeffy, are you ready for school? Oh, yep. Daddy, just one more good look at this paper and all right, I'm ready to go. >> All right, you ready for your spelling Be? Yeah, daddy. I was just looking at the list one more time before we left. All right, let's get you to school,

Jeffy. Come on. >> You actually GAVE MONKEY A BANANA. MONKEY DOESN'T LIKE BANANAS. I see what you did there, YOU CAN FAT BASTARD. That's why mom doesn't even like you. >> Oh, nap. You know, words hurt sometimes. >> Ew, you look like my ball fat. Can I touch you? >> Hey. Oh, hey, that's Maria. Hi, Maria. Hey, I once got Maria mixed up as my left nut before, too. Don't worry about it. Hey, have you seen Shadow lately? Oh, you have? Great. I'm sure two devils would love to meet. So, can you go grab Shadow

so uh he can meet my sister? Thanks, Maria. Oh, hey, Maria. Where's Shadow? Okay, that didn't answer my freaking question. Jeez. >> Hey, Maria. >> Oh, hey, Shadow. You're finally here. >> Thanks for bringing me here. Now, go. Who dares summon the great ultimate life form, Shadow the Hedgehog? >> I did, but it was for a good cause. >> A good cause, you say? I spit on good causes. >> Yuck. Shadow. What is your issue? >> The issue is that I only do pure evil, not some good two goody two shoes. Good causes. >> Hey,

I didn't bring you good goody two shoes or whatever that is. I actually brought you pure evil in its purest Form. Also known as my sister. >> Hm. H. Are you sure about that? >> Absolutely positive. >> I'm going to go find out myself. >> Hi, my name's Anna. >> Yeah, whatever you say. H. Yes, I can sense great Evo is in that little rat. >> Hey, that reminds me of what my parents said after they gave birth to her. >> They call her a rat. >> They sure did. >> Yeah, she does look like

one. >> She does. She's so ugly. >> Yeah, she's hideous. >> But I'm not evil. I'm an angel. What? >> Yeah, I don't know. >> Maria, what is she talking about? >> I don't know. I'm telling you, she really is evil. >> You told me she was pure evil. >> But right now, this other fake Maria is calling herself an angel. >> I'm sorry. >> Do you know what angels have in common With a bag of maggots? >> Uh, no. >> They're both useless. >> Wait, wait, >> that's my sister. Nobody can hit my sister

but me. >> Shadow, DO NOT DO NOT EVER HIT MY SISTER EVER AGAIN. OKAY. >> WHAT? >> YEAH. NO ONE CAN HIT MY SISTER BUT ME. Now get out of here before I LEAVE YOU AND YOUR team of Maras. >> HOW DARE YOU TALK to me like that. But I like your spirit. >> All right, CRASH. TODAY IS A SPARING BEAT. SO WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? >> ME. ALL RIGHT. YOU, CORY, COME UP HERE. YOU FIRST. >> YEAH. >> I'll take your hardest word, please. >> All right, Cody. Your word is red. >> That's

a little too easy, but okay. I'll take him down. Red. R E D. Red. >> Wrong. >> That's right. What? >> Yeah, your word was red. R E A D. What? You read A BOOK. >> OH, COME THE [ __ ] ON. REALLY? YOU SHOULD HAVE USED IT IN A SENTENCE. >> YOU KNOW, ASKED FOR it in sentence. STOP. THIS IS UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE. >> ALL RIGHT, JEFFY, YOU NEXT. >> MAN, I really hope Jeffy passed that spelling bee. I wonder what his words are anyway. We got cat, dog, bird, Plane, tree, red, red, bat, car,

orangutang [ __ ] orangutang [ __ ] WHY IS THAT EVEN A WORD? WHY IS THAT ON THIS LIST? >> ALL RIGHT, JEFFY, your word is orangutang. Uh, I need to check out Jeffy for a doctor's appointment. Sorry for interrupting. >> Okay. Just as soon as he spells ORANGING. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. JEFFY, COME ON. UH, RIGHT NOW. It's a serious doctor's appointment. All right, Jeffy, just sit right there and do whatever you want. Okay. Well, why don't you check me out of school, father? Uh, because, uh, you've been such a good boy

lately, I thought you deserve a stay at home and do nothing day. And you know what? You can stay at home and not go to school for the rest of the week because you deserve it. And also, they're going to be talking about that spelling bee. And I don't want you hearing those stupid words anyway. They're dumb. So you can just stay at home and oo listen to the radio, you know, because you threw the TV in the lake. >> I'm sorry about that, father. >> Well, I mean, I do accept your apology cuz you're

a good boy now. So, you know what? Let's listen to the radio. All right. >> Good morning, everybody. You're listening to W KRG, bringing you the Greatest hit since 1906. Coming up, we got Justin Bieber's latest hit single, Orangutang [ __ ] >> Orangutang [ __ ] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] DADDY, THIS SONG IS GAY AS [ __ ] I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE. I'M THROWING THIS BOW BOX IN THE LAKE. WHAT? >> HEY, DADDY. HEY, BOO. How you doing? >> Jeffy, can you get your dog off the couch? He's starting to

slobber. >> Yeah, but first, can I have some Chocolate cake? >> Chocolate cake. Did you clean your room? >> Yeah, but don't check. >> I'm going to go check. >> I SAID GO CHECK, DADDY. >> LET ME CHECK TO see if he cleaned your room. Jimmy, you did not clean your room. This room is a mess. You lied. Daddy, I ain't lying. This is what happened. You asked me if I clean my room and I said, "Yeah, but don't check." So you had to check. So if you Ain't never checked, you would have assumed my

room was clean. So it didn't turn into a lie until you saw that I lied. So you really lied to yourself. How you feel about lying to yourself, liar? But Jeff, LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM IN 5 MINUTES OR YOU'RE GROUNDED AND you don't GET CHOCOLATE CAKE. >> HOW ABOUT 4 MINUTES? OKAY, even better. Clean it in 4 minutes then. How about 3 minutes? Okay, how About 1 minute then? If you want to do less time >> done. >> Okay, get it clean in 1 minute then. >> ALL RIGHT, time to clean my

room. Next thing, Mr. G. [Music] See you later, Mr. Piggy. [Music] Byebye, Mr. Car. >> All right, daddy. Clean my room for real this time. All right, I'm going to go Check Jeffy. LET ME CHECK. WA! JEFFY, YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM. Sure did, Daddy. Now, how about that chocolate cake? >> Well, I mean, you did clean your room, and it's spotless. So, go in the kitchen and get your chocolate cake. Okay, >> great. >> All right, Daddy. I got my chocolate cake. >> Jeffy, that's a lot of chocolate. >> Well, Dad, I like my cake

how I like my Women. Chocolate with a fat ass. Well, Jeffy, if you're going to eat this on the couch, it's going to make A MESS. >> WELL, I WOULDN'T EAT IT ON THE COUCH, DADDY. I CLEAN MY ROOM. >> WELL, WHERE'S your fork? >> I was going to eat it with my hands, Daddy. >> No, no, you're not eating with your hands. Look, we're going to go get you a fork and some napkins. Come on. >> All right, Daddy. Come on, Daddy. I got my fork. >> All right, Jeffy, I got your napkins. So,

let's go eat your chocolate cake. >> All right. [Music] DADDY, WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE CAKE? DID YOU EAT IT? >> WELL, NO, JEFFY. I COULDN'T HAVE ATE IT. I WAS WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME. OH, NO. JEFFY, I think your dog might ATE THE CHOCOLATE CAKE. >> BAD POOPY BUTT. BAD BAD BACK BAD. >> NO, NO, NO JEFFY. JEFFY, DOGS can't eat chocolate. WELL, HE DID. DADDY, CUZ IT'S NOT HERE ANYMORE. >> NO, NO, JACK. I MEANT LIKE DOGS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE. >> DADDY, ARE YOU INSANE? HE DID EAT THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BECAUSE THE CHOCOLATE CAKE'S

NOT HERE. >> WELL, NO, NO, JACK. I MEANT I MEANT LIKE dogs is NOT FOR DOGS. >> I KNOW. CUZ IT'S FOR ME. IT'S MY CHOCOLATE CAKE. >> WELL, NO, NO, JACK. I meant like if dogs eat chocolate, they might go to sleep forever. >> YEAH, I WOULD TAKE A NAP FOR A LONG TIME TODAY IF I EAT A WHOLE CHOCOLATE CAKE. >> WELL, NO, NO, HOLD ON. I GOT TO CALL the vet. This is serious. There's something there might be something wrong with your dog. Bad poopy butt. >> Uh hello. Hey. Uh there's a

lot of stuff in your yard, like toys and stuff mostly. Are you guys having a yard sale? Like literally. >> What? No, no, no, no. My son's dying. It's an emergency. I need you to come inside. >> Okay. All right. What seems to be the problem? Wait, you guys had chocolate cake without me? Chocolate is my favorite. I could literally eat it until I die. >> Oh, see, look, that's what we think might have happened. See, look, we had this huge chocolate cake and we think my Son's dog might have ate it. So, if he

ate that cake, uh, do you think he'd be okay? >> No. If dogs eat too much chocolate, they die. >> Don't they say die? My son's right there. >> Oh, I'm sorry. They go to sleep forever. >> Well, can you check on my son's dog and see if he's okay? >> Um, no. No, he went to sleep forever. >> Wait, he did? >> Yeah. >> But you can't do anything about that? >> No, I can't bring him back from the dead. Well, you can't like rub things together like in the movie. Like they rub them

together and they shock them. Like, >> no, I'm a vet. I'm not going to defibrillate an animal. >> Well, then what do I do about him? >> Uh, you dig a hole in the backyard and then you throw him inside and then you Put a really sad post on Facebook and get a couple hundred likes and feel better. >> Okay, then what do I do about my son? >> Um, I don't know. Just tell him the truth. >> I can't tell him the truth. Look at him. If I tell him the truth, he's going to

freak out and scream and cry. And I don't know. I don't know how to tell him. >> Okay. Well, how about I do it? >> I mean I mean, yeah, you are a doctor. You're used to telling people sad stuff all the time. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, what? Okay. I want you to tell him, but tell him in like a little kid way, like a way he'll understand. Like a nice cartoony way. >> Oh, okay. No problem. Hey, Jeffy. >> Your dog is dead. >> My dog is dead. >> That's right. >> Why would

you tell him like that? >> Oh, I'm sorry, but the sooner you rip this band-aid off, the better. Okay. Dad, dead. Dead. Dead. Dad. Your dog's dead. He's not coming back. Dead. >> You could have told him in a nicer way. >> Oh, I'm sorry. Your dog croked. He's worm food now. Is that Disney enough for you? You don't just get up. >> Okay, look. How about you just get your kid a toy and he'll calm right down. There's a ton of them in the yard Anyway. >> Jeffy, it's going to be okay. Look, Jeffy,

>> I want my doggy back. >> I know, Jeffy. But look, look, everything's going to be okay. Okay, look, one day we'll get you a new dog. Okay, >> I don't WANT A NEW DOGGY, DANNY. I WANT THIS DOGGY. >> WELL, JEFFY, look look. Sometimes things in life happen and you just have to move On from it. OKAY. NO. BRING ME MY DOGGY BACK RIGHT NOW. >> OH, HOW about this? How about this? Look, we'll sing a song together. Okay. Uh, your dog is is is dead, but one day we'll get YOU A NEW ONE.

I HATE THAT SONG. DADDY, I wish I could bring your dog back, but I can't. Jeffy, I'm loving it. You get it? It's like McDonald's, but with BL >> the devil. Daddy, what's the ketchup man Doing here? Are we all ketchup? Ketchup man. That is a new one. >> Well, no, Jenny. It's not the ketchup man. That's the devil. And I don't know what he's doing here. >> Oh, come on. I heard you wished her dog would come back to life, and I can do that because I am the devil. >> Well, well, you know

what? We don't need your help. Cuz usually when you want to help someone, you want something in return, like our souls, or you want us To do something bad. >> Oh, no, no, no. I don't want anything in return. We're friends. I just wanted to help you out. Well, >> so you you can really bring this dog back to life. >> Oh, yes. I love dogs, especially Michael Vicks. Not all dogs go to heaven. Huh? What? But there's a movie about it. >> That movie is [ __ ] You think a pitbull that bites a

5-year-old face off is going to heaven? No. No. No way in Hell. >> O. Okay. So, you can bring this dog back and you don't want anything in return. >> Nope. It'll be totally cool. >> Okay, Jeffy. Do you want your dog back? >> Yeah. Yeah. I really want my doggy back. >> All right. So, uh, yeah. If you can really bring him back, then then bring him back. >> Okay. Stand back. You actually thought that [ __ ] was going to work. >> So you can't bring him back. >> Oh no, I can. It's

easy. Okay, this time for real. >> OH, HE'S ALIVE. >> HOLY [ __ ] YOU'RE ALIVE. I missed you. WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? >> Oh yeah, I forgot. When they bring things back from the dead, they're always evil. What? YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US THAT BEFORE YOU DID IT. >> WELL, YOU REALLY WANTED HIM TO COME BACK TO LIFE. I thought it'd be okay. >> What? How do we kill him? How do we stop him? >> Oh, you can't. He's a demon. He's immortal. >> He's immortal. WHAT IF HE TRIED

TO KILL SOMEBODY? >> OH, HE WILL. He definitely will. >> Wait. SO, HE'S EVIL NOW. >> YEP. OH MY GOD. OKAY. You know what? You're going TO HELP ME STOP HIM. >> OKAY. I've always wanted the dog. >> Okay, Jeffy. Look, you're going to stay Here so you don't get hurt. Okay. All right. Daddy, my arm's already a chew toy. All right. Look, we're going to go stop this dog cuz you did this. Come on. >> Okay. [Music] Look, he has a knife. >> Yep, he sure does. Well, stop him. Oh, >> look. The only

thing I HAVE IS HOLY WATER. OH, JESUS. IT BURNED. OH, [ __ ] >> WHY'D YOU DROP IT? >> LOOK, I'M THE DEVIL AND IT'S HOLY WATER. I'm not supposed to touch it. >> Well, then what ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? HE'S FOUND A KNIFE. >> I COULD TRY GOING to talk to him. Hey there, little doggy. Who's a bad boy? >> Yes. Yes, that's right. You are a bad boy, aren't you? Yes. YOU'RE VERY IS THERE NO APPLES? OH GOD, IT SUCKS. THANK YOU, GOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE HELP. >> ARE

YOU OKAY? >> NO. THIS LITTLE BASTARD bit me. I'm Going to get demon rabies. >> Well, what do we do now? >> Um, I don't know. We could try to poison his dog food. That would be very evil. >> Well, you said he's immortal. You said he can't die. >> Oh, look, man. It's worth a try. I'm out of ideas. >> Okay, look. We're put poison his dog food and and you're going to make it work, okay? Cuz you're the devil. You can do anything. >> All right, fine. Whatever. >> All right. Here's the dog

food. Now, where's the poison? >> Right there. >> That's sprinkles. >> THEY ARE POISON SPRINKLES from hell. They are colorful but very deadly. >> Okay. >> One bite of this and HE WILL GO STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL. >> All right. Now, let's try to get him to eat it. All right. >> Okay. >> All right. So, we're going to leave the food right here. So, now let's go find him. Okay. >> Okay. Let's go find him. >> Oh, look. There he is. >> Oh, hell no. Those are my LeBron diamond hearts. >> WAIT. WAIT. WHAT?

THOSE ARE MY SHOES. THEY'RE COLLECTORS. HE'S A DICK. >> WELL, STOP CHEWING ON HIM. STOP IT. >> I BAD DOG. BAD. THESE ARE TOTALLY ruined Now. How am I supposed TO PULL HAL HOSE? WELL, I don't know. But hey, uh uh Poopy Bud, uh we got some delicious food over here. Come on. Come on. Come on. >> All right, Poopy Bud. Look, eat your dog food. >> Yeah, that's right. Eat it. That's right. Eat it. >> Hey, Danny, can you help me clean my bowling ball? WHAT? [ __ ] OH MY GOD. IS HE GOING

TO BE OKAY? I >> I DON'T know What. >> All right. He's paralyzed from the neck down, so he can't hurt anybody, even though he really wants to. >> So, Jeffy, you got your dog back. He was He's exactly HOW HE WAS BEFORE. >> YAY! PO, I missed you so much. >> Careful. He might bite more than he used to, but that's just HOW HE SAYS I LOVE YOU, but I hate you. [Music] [Music] What was that? Probably not. [Music] Santa Claus. [Music] Oh, time for the milk and cookies. Oh, there they are. The cookies.

Milk. Don't they know I'm lactose intolerant? guy >> here. Pepsi, Santa's favorite drink. Oh, there's a hair on this one. Santa Claus, what? You need to get back to bed. Do you like the cookie Santa Claus? Yeah, they taste a little funny. >> Oh, that's because I run my peepee on the cookies. What is the matter with you? You know, stuff like that will get you on the naughty list. >> I'm sorry, Santa. >> You should just get back to bed right Now. Head off. >> All right, Santa. Bye. [Music] It looks like I'm done

here. [Music] >> Surprise, SHANN. >> WHAT WAS THAT? >> OH JEEZ. >> DAMN. GET OUT of here. >> Run, Santa. What was that? Probably not. Haha. >> Santa, what's the matter, you kid? What's the matter with you? Here, take this. And I'm taking all the presents back. That's it. No more presents for you, kid. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You throw one more ornament, you'll be on the naughty list for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. >> THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. GET BACK HERE. Get back here. >> Get back here, kid. Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

Hey. Hey. My bag is in there with all my presents. [Music] Oh, wonder. Another present. There's a lot of presents in this bag. >> Ah, Christmas morning. >> Do you want me to wake up Jeffy? >> YEAH, SURE. GO. >> OH MY GOODNESS. >> WHAT HAPPENED HERE? >> OH NO. >> WERE WE ROBBED, >> MARIO? WHAT HAPPENED? >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK we were robbed. >> Oh my gosh. >> What happened here? >> It doesn't look like anything was stolen. It >> It just looks like a bunch of open toys. >> Mario, what's that?

>> Well, step back, baby. Come out, Robert, WITH YOUR HANDS UP. >> JEFFY, >> LOOK. Danny Santa came. >> What happened here, JEFFY? >> WELL, HE GAVE ME ALL YOUR PRESENTS. HE SAID I was a good boy. >> It's a Christmas miracle. WHAT? >> OKAY. All right. I think I got all the presents set back up. These presents are for Bowser's kid. >> Well, where's Jeffy's presents? >> He doesn't get presents. >> Mario, don't say that. >> He deserves Cole. >> Mario. Cole's for bad kids. >> Or Jeffy's A REALLY BAD KID. >> NO, he's

not. Mario. >> Jeffy is the worst kid. HE'S THE BADDEST KID EVER. >> WHAT HAS HE DONE this year? That's so bad. >> Let me show you a montage. Hey, I I'll just leave it. JIMMY. JEFFY, UNLOCK the door. Jeffy, >> hey, put not in your mouth. >> Jeffy, >> it don't taste good, DAD. >> WHY' YOU DO THAT TO ME? >> JEFFY, DO NOT SAY THAT WORD. >> Because No, Jeffy, that's a bad word. I didn't I didn't mean to say it. I was just I was just mad. >> Do not say anything else.

>> Okay, [ __ ] >> Jeffy, you call ME A [ __ ] AGAIN. >> NO, NO, NO. OH, COME ON, MARIO. It's not that bad. >> Not that bad. He was part of my two most disliked videos. >> And whose fault is that? You come up with the idea. >> WELL, THEY SOUND GOOD ON PAPER. WE MAKE TWO VIDEOS A WEEK. SOME OF THEM ARE GOING TO SUCK. >> MARIO, COME ON. Can't we just enjoy Christmas? >> I guess so, >> Jeffy. You're an elephant. That That one's right. That was right. >> That was

good. Mario, doesn't Jeffy have one present he can open? >> Yeah. Yeah, I got a present. Jeffy, come on. I got you a present. Come on. >> So, Jeffy, your present is in this closet. You want to see it? >> All right. Go inside the closet and don't come out until you find the present. All right. All right. You ready to open Presents from each other? >> Sure, Mario. Wait, where's Jeffy? >> Oh, he's uh he's just opened up the gift I got him. >> A Did he like it? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's loving

it. Yeah, he's loving it. >> That's awesome. >> All right, let's open our gifts to each other. This one's for me. Okay. Oh my gosh, Mario. I'm so excited. What could it be? >> It's something all white girls want. >> Oh, Ugg boots. >> Yeah, >> that's pretty basic, Mario. >> Well, I mean, you're a white girl. What else do you want? Starbucks? >> Oo, I love Starbucks. >> Yeah, I know you do. Anyway, what'd you get me? >> Mario, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. YOU'VE BEEN ASKING for it all year. Oh, >> I have

nudes. Don't you love it? What? >> What is that? >> It's a Christmas sweater. What? >> I didn't want this. >> Yeah, you said something about clothes. >> Yeah, yours off nudes. >> Try it on, Mario. Oh, Mario, you look so handsome. >> No, I don't. I look like a [ __ ] >> Daddy, you're a [ __ ] >> But Jeffy, don't say that. We don't need A part two to that. Get back in the closet. >> Mario, I also got you another gift. >> You did? Is it new? >> No, it's right here.

Come look. What is it? >> Just open it. >> Okay, let me see. IS THAT A NINTENDO CLASSIC? >> YEAH, IT IS. >> OH MY GOD. LET'S PLAY IT. >> OKAY. >> OH, I LOVE YOU. [Music] IT'S CHRISTMAS. IT'S CHRISTMAS. [Applause] IT'S CHRISTMAS. [Applause] EARLY FOR THIS. SANTA. OH MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT ALL THESE TOYS. HEY, SHIMI. SANTA CLAUS. SANTA CLAUS. THIS IS LIKE A REAL TRAIN. I can ride it. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to be a train conductor. HERE I GO. SHIMI, LOOK. I'M ON A TRAIN. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?

BECAUSE IT'S A TRAIN. OH GOD. JUST WAKE ME UP. [Music] CHEW CHICK. HEY, JUNIOR. >> HI, DAD. BYE, DAD. >> I'm trying to talk to you, Junior. >> I know. Hold on. Hi, Dad. Bye, Dad. >> I swear to God, IF YOU GO BACK ONE MORE TIME. >> I'M TRYING NOT TO. I'M TRYING TO BYE-BYE, DAD. >> I'M SORRY. >> JUNIOR. >> DAD, WHY' you do that? >> BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING ANNOYING. I WAS TRYING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL IT. IT'S NEW. >> I don't care. Look,

did you get me anything for Christmas? >> Uh uh. You better have got me something for Christmas because if you didn't, I'mma beat you. You know that, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. I got you something really cool. Like Yeah. It's It's with Sha Baby. Hold on. Stay right here. I'm going get it. >> Well, hurry up then. >> M m. Looks delicious. >> SHIBBE. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR? >> WHAT? Did you order pizza on Christmas? >> Oh, yeah. >> WHY? >> BECAUSE I CAN. I'M PEE PEE. DAMN IT. P. DO YOU KNOW WHO I

AM? UH, YES. >> IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. I CAN DO THIS. >> OKAY. WELL, GOD. UM, ANYWAY, my dad said if I didn't get anything for Christmas, he was going to beat me. So, I don't have a gift for him. >> Look, look, look. I already got the gift. Here you go. Just give it to him. >> Okay. Thanks, Chef Peep. >> Oh, God. >> All right, Dad. There's your gift. >> WOW, YOU ACTUALLY CAME THROUGH this year, Junior. >> Yep. Yep. I I picked out whatever it is by myself. >> So, what is it? >>

I I don't want to ruin the surprise. >> Come on. Tell you, Dad. >> I I I don't know. I I really honest to God, I don't know. >> God, you're just going to make me guess. Forget it. Look, I'll open it. Wait. Wait. What? You got me a shirt? >> Yeah. And it says, "Dad, you rock." Yep. I chose that. Put it on, Dad. >> It's a little big, Junior. >> Well, Shimmy didn't know your I mean, I didn't know your size. >> Oh, well, I guess it's the thought that counts. >> Yeah. Yeah,

the thought. The thought. I got you that. >> Yep. Yep, you did. >> Yep, I I did. >> I thank you for it. >> Yep. Yep. Anyway, I'm going to go give Chef baby his gift. >> Oh, okay. I'll watch Charlie then. Where is that damn thing? >> Chef Peepi, I'm going to give you your gift. >> Hold on. Um, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SPATULA, JUNIOR? >> NO. NO. I guess I get to play with MY NEW TOYS NOW. WHAT? Who's that on Christmas? >> Hello. >> Merry Christmas, DUDE. OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOSEPH. >> YEAH.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU doing here, though? >> Oh, well, it's Christmas and you know, my mom's dead, so I came over here to hang out with you. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Well, I mean, it's Christmas and I'm Kind of having a family thing in here. >> Wait, what? >> I mean, we weren't really expecting people to come over. >> I can't come in. >> Well, I mean, I I don't know if my dad would or Jeffy would let me. I mean, we're having >> But, dude, I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. >> WHAT? Aren't the

gas stations open? >> I I guess the gas stations are open. >> Yeah, >> I guess I'll just walk up and down the aisle. looking at candy then. >> Yeah, that sounds cool. >> All right, Junior. Later. >> Merry Christmas. >> Merry Christmas. >> Hey, Joseph. >> Huh? Yeah, bro. >> Don't walk in the grass. My dad will get mad. >> What? >> Don't walk in the grass. My dad will get Mad. >> Oh. Oh. Okay. >> All right. See you later. >> All right. >> Now to go play with my toys. Wait a minute.

Was that rude? Maybe I should invite him in. [Music] WHOA, LOOK AT ALL THESE TOYS, DUDE. >> YEAH, they're mine. >> Oh, man. Somebody must have been a good boy this year. >> Well, I didn't sit on Santa's lap for nothing. Yeah, he got arrested by mall security. >> Oh, well, I wish I had something to open on Christmas. [Music] >> Well, guess what, Joseph? >> Huh? >> I GOT YOU SOMETHING. >> WAIT, NO KIDDING, DUDE. >> YEAH, IT'S ALL FOR YOU. I THOUGHT OF YOU. >> WAIT, REALLY? NO, I GOT TO OPEN IT. WAIT.

NO WAY, DUDE. A FL WATER. COOL. NOW I CAN KILL THOSE BUGS THAT ARE IN MY BED. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> WELL, I'm glad you like it, Joseph. >> Oh, DUDE. THIS IS AN AWESOME GIFT. I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING CHRISTMAS this year. >> That's good. I'm going to go play with my toys now. Okay. >> But I I kind of wish I get to see Santa And snow for the first time. That would really make my Christmas dream come true. Somebody once told me the world is going to roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool

in the shed. >> Jose, are you okay? >> Oh my god. Yeah. Okay, dude. I just wish I could get to see Santa Claus and actually get TO SEE SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS. THAT WOULD BE A Christmas miracle. >> Well, I mean, we live in Florida. >> It doesn't really snow here, but >> I just wish I could get to see it. You know, y'all would make Christmas come true. H Joseph really does deserve to have a nice Christmas since he's poor and everything. >> I guess I'll just play with my flash water. God, I thought

I seen a fly. Oh man, IT'S THE BEST GIFT I EVER RECEIVED. WAIT, it's really snowy. Oh my god, dude. This Is a Christmas miracle. It's beautiful. I love snow. >> Oh, it's just so heavy. Hey, Joseph. >> Oh, hey, dude. Oh, did you see that it snowed in your house? >> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. >> I KNOW. IT'S A REAL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. >> YEAH, IT'S AWESOME. >> OH, MAN. OOH. OOH. If I could only get to meet Santa for the first time. THAT WOULD BE TRULY AWESOME, RIGHT? >> H, that would be cool. Hey, make

a snowman. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> OKAY, DUDE. >> JOSEPH, get in here. I got a surprise for you. >> Yeah, dude. Look who came all the way from the North Pole to see you. >> SANTA CLAUS. HO HO HO. >> YEAH, THAT'S SANTA CLAUS. >> NO WAY, DUDE. >> GET SOME MORE COOKIES. >> That's no more cookies until after you Talk to Joseph. >> I'm hungry now. >> Ask him what he wants for Christmas. >> Okay. What do you want for Christmas? >> Well, well, Santa Shanta Claus, I I know I've been a very

good boy this year, and I don't ever ask for anything on Christmas. You know, I just really want my mom to come back. If she could come back and actually spend Christmas Day with me, that would be awesome. So, Shana, could you please bring my mother Back? Huh? >> Were you listening to him? >> No. I'm sorry, >> Joseph. Say it again. >> Well, um >> Well, no, no. Just tell me what toy you want. >> Well, IF YOU COULD GET ME A ROBOT MONKEY, THAT'LL BE COOL. >> OKAY. WO. Now this is BETTER THAN

MY MOM COMING BACK, DUDE. >> YEAH, that's really cool. A robot monkey, >> right? Who gets a ROBOT MONKEY FOR CHRISTMAS? >> I know. IT'S SO COOL, >> RIGHT? GO BANANAS. >> He's so cool. I LOVE IT. OH MY GOD. OH, GUARD ME. >> WHAT? What's wrong WITH HIM? >> OH, HE'S THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS A GOOD CHRISTMAS. >> Did you enjoy your Christmas, Mario? >> Yeah, because Jeffy was locked in the closet the whole time. >> What? >> Hey, Mario. Merry Christmas. Wo! I did not know it was ugly sweater day.

>> Hey, this sweater is not ugly. It's beautiful. You're not getting nudes, Mario. >> Then I hate it. I hate it. [Music] >> Joseph, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU. >> NO, YOU'RE NOT, DUDE. I'M IN FIRST PLACE. >> NOT FOR LONG, CUZ I got a red shell. >> Wait, WHAT? WAIT, DUDE. >> YEAH, I GOT YOU. >> THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> NO, I'M IN FIRST PLACE. >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A RED SHELL, TOO. >> NO, YOU DON'T. >> IT'S GOING TO HIT YOU. >> THAT'S CHEATING, JO. NO, THAT'S CHEATING. >> WHAT'S UP?

>> Shut up, Cody. I'm trying to beat Jojo Mario Kart. >> Yeah, dude. Kart 8. >> Yeah, MARIO KART 8. DELUXE. >> YES, DELUXE. >> I'M going to beat you, Joseph. I'M GOING TO >> NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT, DUDE. I'M GOING TO STAY IN FIRST CUZ I'M GOING TO GET FIRST. I'M GOING TO GET RIGHT ACROSS MY THAT'S CHEATING, JO. >> YOU USE A RED SHELL. THAT'S CHEATING. >> WAIT, WAIT. YOU USED ONE, TOO. >> BUT YOU USE A REDDER SHELL. >> YOU DID use a red shell, Junior. >> Well, you know, I want a

rematch. I want a rematch. >> We can get another rematch. >> Guys, can I play? >> What? >> What? >> But I I want to play, guys. >> Should we tell him? >> Go ahead, dude. >> Uh, Cody, you're um you're UH YOU'RE NOT IN THE VIDEO GAME. >> YOU'RE NOT IN THE GAME, CODY. >> Come on, guys. Of course I'm in the game. >> You're not in the game, Cody. >> You're really not. >> What do you mean I'm not in the game? >> You're You're just not in the game. They They didn't They

didn't put you in the game. >> You're not important. >> They put They put me in Joseph. But >> that that's [ __ ] Junior. I got to be in the game. >> They didn't put you in the game. >> What? Show me. >> Okay, Joseph, show them. >> I'll show them. >> See, Cody, you're just not in the game. >> No. What? What? I I I have to be in here Somewhere. Like like unlockable or something? >> No, you're not unlockable. You're just not in the game. >> Why? Why am I NOT IN THE

GAME? >> WELL WELL, MAYBE they didn't have room for you in the character selection. didn't have room. Look. Well, what what is that? Link. What the hell is he even DOING HERE? HE'S NOT EVEN in Mario. >> Well, Link's pretty cool. >> Yeah, he's awesome. >> What? And look, IS THAT IS THAT [ __ ] ANIMAL CROSSING? WHO WHO EVEN PLAYS THAT? >> WELL, I mean, I do. >> And Animal Crossing? What? OH MY GOD. IS THAT [ __ ] CAT PEACH? CAT [ __ ] PEACH? WHAT WHAT IS SHE DOING IN THIS GAME? >>

WELL, IT'S IT'S Peach and a cat costume. >> Yeah, it's just PEACH AND A CAT COSTUME. IT'S THE SAME THING AS NORMAL PEACH JUST DRESSED LIKE A CAT. WHAT DOES SHE EVEN DO DIFFERENTLY? THIS IS [ __ ] >> WELL, she like mess. Yeah. What is that? Is that baby Roselina? Yeah, >> baby Roselina and Roselina. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> WELL, THEY like to make baby versions of all THE CHARACTERS. >> WHAT? WHY? THIS IS STUPID. >> More variety, I guess. >> THIS IS [ __ ] WHY WOULD SHE BE IN THE END GAME?

WHERE DID SHE EVEN COME FROM? >> WELL, THIS IS THE first game she was in. But look, there's Metal Mario. He's cool. >> Metal Mario. Oh my god. ARE YOU [ __ ] SERIOUS? METAL [ __ ] PEACH. METAL [ __ ] PEACH. THERE ARE FOUR PEACHES IN THE GAME, BUT NONE OF ME. >> WELL, I MEAN, I I I see your point. I guess they could have made one of it. >> YEAH, MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE MADE ONE. THEY COULD HAVE MADE [ __ ] ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF PUTTING THREE OF EVERY CHARACTER

EXCEPT FOR ME. >> WELL, WELL, I MEAN, COME ON, CODY. What if there was a metal version of me? >> OH, YEAH. >> YEAH, SURE. WHY THE [ __ ] NOT? JUST METAL VERSIONS OF EVERYBODY. METAL BABY VERSIONS OF EVERYBODY. [ __ ] IT. YEAH, WHY NOT? METAL METAL Baby Peach. Yeah, >> Metal Baby Peach. Baby, MAYBE ELDERLY PEACH. >> ELDERLY. >> ELDERLY CAT PEACH. [ __ ] IT. METAL ELDERLY CAT PEACH. >> OH, THAT'D BE REALLY COOL. >> YEAH. [ __ ] METAL ELDERLY CAT. ANIMAL CROSSING AND [ __ ] LINK AND WHY NOT

GO NUTS. JUST ANYTHING BUT CODY. JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T PUT CODY IN THE GAME. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, NINTENDO. JUST [ __ ] ME. JUST [ __ ] ME. JUST TAKE JUST RIGHT MY ASS. JUST [ __ ] ME RIGHT IN THE ASS. >> CODY, calm down. >> No, no, no. I'm not GOING TO CALM DOWN, JUNIOR. YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ THEY ALREADY [ __ ] ME. THEY ALREADY [ __ ] ME, BUT THEY DIDN'T PUT ME IN THE GAME. JUST >> CODY, IT'S JUST A GAME. It's just a game. >> I JUST IT'S [

__ ] I'm never in a game. I just >> Well, I mean, Cody, I mean, maybe they just Maybe they just overthought it, you know? They didn't They didn't think about you. They They didn't think about me. That's exactly what I'm saying. They They didn't think about me. I just >> You know what, guys? I'm going home. I'm just I'm pissed. It's ruined my day. I'm going home. >> Cody, >> Joseph, do you think Cody's really that upset? >> I mean, I kind of would be mad, too, if I wasn't in a game and Cat

Peach was in it. >> I mean, Cat Peach is pretty cool. >> Yeah, she's always [Music] Why am I not Mario Kart 8? I'm a main character. I'm cool. Why does nobody want to play as Cody? What? Not Not right now, Ken. I'm not in the mood. Ken, I said no. I Damn, THAT IS A TIGHT BUTT. BUT BUT BUT NOT right now, Ken. Okay, maybe later. [Music] >> What? What? Are you okay in there, Cody? What? Uh, I I'm okay, Mom. Well, you Don't sound okay, Cody. I I'm going to come in anyway, even

though your sign says no girls allowed. Mom, I don't want you in here. Well, I'm sorry, Cody, but you don't pay the bills. And what's wrong anyway? You haven't even been humping, you little dolly. Mom, I'm too sad to hump. I'm not in Mario Kart 8. Well, well, I I I don't know what that is, sweetie. But what I do know is that you're a lot better than a Mario Kart 8. Deluxe Mom. Oh well well Well. At least you didn't get beat out by a a girl in a cat costume or a baby. Oh

yeah. It's okay, Cody. It's okay. I I I'll tell you a story to make you feel better. Okay. Well, you see, back in high school, I wanted to be a cheerleader, but they wouldn't let me join the team because they said I was too ugly. So, you know what I did? I did drugs. A lot of drugs. And then I got kicked out of school. And then my Parents hated me, so they kicked me out of the house. And then all I knew was slinging leg. And then I met a pimp who beat the [

__ ] out of me. And that's how I met your father. Mom, what what what was the point of this story? Oh, well, you see, if I hadn't met your father, then I wouldn't have I I mean, had you. And what I'm trying to say is that good things always come out of bad things. Except for the Holocaust and in 9/11. >> Oh. Uh oh. I I I think I get what you're saying, Mom. I mean, it was kind of a long shot, but I think I get it. Thanks. Well, that's good, Cody. Now, you

go tell that Mario K 8 that if it isn't nice of you, I'm going to call its parents. Okay, Mom. Thanks. >> George, I'm going to beat you in tennis. >> No, you're not. Doing them way better than you intended. >> No, I better test. What happened? >> Hey, guys. What's up? >> Oh. Oh, hey, Cody. You feeling better? >> Yeah. Yeah, my mom talked to me and I'm feeling a lot better about myself now. >> Oh, well, that's good, Cody. >> Yeah. So, what are you guys doing? >> Oh, we decided to pull out

the old GameCube and play some Mario tennis. >> Oh, cool. Can I play? >> Um, can you play? >> Yeah. Yeah. Can I play? >> Uh, well, uh, give me a second. What do I tell him, dude? I don't know. >> He's not the game. >> Well, you better tell, guys. >> Uh, no. Nothing's wrong. Um, you you just you're not you're not >> Don't tell me I'm not Mario Tennis, Junior. >> Uh, well, I'm not going to lie to you. >> HOW AM I NOT MARIO TENNIS? I LOVE TENNIS. WELL, WELL, MAYBE you didn't

exist when the game came out. >> Yes, I did. Who's in the game? Tell me. >> Uh, well, well, I'm in the game. Uh, Joseph in the game. Don't worry. There's no baby characters. >> Okay, good. Show me who's in the game. Show me. >> Okay. Um, there's uh there there's FLYING JOSEPH. >> FLYING JOSEPH? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? JOSEPH, IT'S JUST YOU WITH WINGS. >> I know. It's pretty cool. >> It is pretty cool. >> This is stupid. Who else is in the game? >> Uh, there's fly guy. >> Fly guy. >> It's It's

a flying shy guy. >> And Shy Guy's in the game, TOO. >> YEAH. >> WHAT? I I CAN FLY. WHY AM I NOT IN THE GAME? WELL, MAYBE IT'S cuz you don't have wings. >> WHAT? THIS IS STUPID. JUNIOR, who else IS IN THE GAME? Tell me. >> Oh, THERE'S WIGGLER. >> WIGGLER? WIGGLER'S A WORM. WHAT THE HELL? HOW DOES HE PLAY TENNIS? I >> I I DON'T KNOW, CODY. Maybe you got to be a worm or something. I I don't know. >> THIS IS [ __ ] THIS IS TOTAL [ __ ] WHY AM

I THE GAME? >> WELL, CODY, IT'S JUST TENNIS. No one even likes tennis. >> All right. All right. Fine. Let's Let's just play Mario Golf. Okay. Am I in Mario Golf? WHAT? THIS IS [ __ ] WHY AM I NOT IN MARIO GOLF? I LOVE GOLF. CODY, CALM IT DOWN. CALM DOWN. IN GOLF, THERE'S NO duplicated characters at all. There's no babies. There's no cats. There's no like there's no flying anything. There's just It's just regular characters. >> Yeah, dude. Don't get mad. >> Okay, so who who's in it? Who's in it? >> Oh, well,

I'm in it. Jose is in it. Mario, Luigi. Oh, there's Shadow Mario. >> SHADOW MARIO. WAIT, ISN'T THAT JUST YOU IN DISGUISE? >> OH, YEAH. THAT'S ME. >> SO, IT'S A DUPLICATION OF YOU AND MARIO. OH MY GOD, J. THIS IS TOTAL [ __ ] WHY AM I NOT IN ANY OF THESE GAMES? WELL, CO, YOU GOT TO YOU GOT TO FACE THE FACT that you're not cool enough to to be in a game. There's nothing special about you. >> Yeah, dude. You're just lame. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's just nothing special. You don't have anything

cool About you. There's There's no like any features about you that make you cool. Like, no one wants to play as you. >> Okay. I I I think I get it. I think >> you get it. You get it now, Cody? >> I get what you're saying. Okay. I I can be special. >> God, man. He's starting to like lose it today. All right. [Music] I'm going to beat you, Joseph. Oh, yeah. Like you beat me in Mario Kart 8. Shut Up, Joseph. >> Hey guys. Or should I say meow? Wait, >> no, I'm Metal

Baby Cat Cody now. >> What? Metal Baby Cat Cody? >> Yeah, I'm the ultimate character. I'm going to be in all the Mario Kart games. Wait, what are you playing? >> Uh, Mario Kart Double Dash. >> Am I Am I in this one? >> No. >> No, of course not. I didn't think so. But now I'm going to be in all the Games. I'm going to be in Mario Kart 9, Mario Kart 10. Hell, I'm so cool. They put me as a DLC in Mario Kart 8. What? Cody, just because you're dressed up with metal

baby cat doesn't mean you're going to be in a game. >> WHY NOT? I I'm awesome now. I'm metal. I'm a baby. I'm a cat. What more is it going to take? You know, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? >> WELL, I MEAN, CODY, you kind of look stupid. >> Yeah, you look like a [ __ ] dude. You know, this is what it takes, apparently. >> Well, well, I mean, Cody, I think the only way that you'll ever get into a game is if you like make your own game or something. >> Good luck with that,

dude. >> Make make my own game, huh? >> Yeah, I I can do that. Yeah, I I can do that. >> Joseph, I'm tired of playing video games today. >> Yeah, me too, dude. >> Yeah, I think I'm going to stop playing. >> Hold on, guys. I got one more game for you. >> A game? >> Yeah. Look at the game I made. >> You made a game? >> Yeah, it's called Cody. >> You made a game called Cody? >> Yeah. >> Is are there a lot of characters? >> Oh, there's a bunch of characters,

Junior. There's a There's Cody. There's a Metal Cody. There's Baby Cody. Cat Cody. Metal Baby Cat Cody. There's Shadow Cody, which is just me disguised as Cody. There's flying Cody and then there's red Cody because [ __ ] it. >> What? Red Cody? >> Yeah, red Cody. >> What are these unlockable characters down here? >> Oh. Oh, those. Well, uh, let's see. There's a Dr. Cody, Cody without his Glasses, Cody without his wand, and then Cody with a slight sunburn. And there's a bunch of other Cody, too. >> Well, Cody, that's stupid. It's just you

with a bunch of different clothes on. >> No, it's not. You try it. You'll like it. >> Okay. Well, what type of game is it? >> That's a sidescroller. >> Okay. Um, Cody is missing. Go save Cody. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, so basically you play as you and you got to save you. >> Yeah. Yeah, exactly. >> Okay. Um, what? The enemies are you? >> Oh, yeah. Everything's me. >> You can't get hurt? >> Nope. Nope. You can't get hurt. >> What? Wait, what's the ground made of? >> It's made of me. >> It's just

you. >> Yeah, everything's made of me. The level's made of me. The maps are made of me. Everything. >> Cody, this is stupid. >> Yeah, this is dumb, dude. >> No, it's not. I I have my own game now. >> Well, I mean, it's still not a Nintendo game. >> Yeah, it's not a Nintendo game. It's not official, dude. >> Yeah, you're not in a real game. >> Yeah, you're right. I'm such a loser. I'll never be a Nintendo game. >> What a loser. Cody, don't don't cry. >> I'm going stupid. >> Joseph, are you

sure he's not in any Nintendo game? >> Dude, I don't know. >> Um, is there any other game? I mean, no, not tennis. Not Wait a minute, Joseph. >> What? Dude, >> I think there's one game. >> Oh, really? >> Hold on. Search. Hold on. I think I think I know what it is. >> All right, guys. What did you want to show me? >> All right, Cody. What if I told you that you are in a game? >> You You're kidding. >> Uh, no, I'm not kidding. You're actually in a game, Cody. >> Really?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Joseph, tell him, >> Joseph. Uh-huh. Dude, >> Cody's in a game, right? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whatever. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cody, you're actually in a game. >> Oh. Oh my god. Really? Which one? >> It's right here. It's a bestseller. >> Oh my god. >> Mario Superstar Baseball. >> What? I I am in this game. >> Yeah, you're in that game. >> Oh my god. Really? Show me. >> Okay, look. I'll show you right now. Here you go. man. But there you are. >> Oh my god, it's me. >> Yep. You're in

a game. >> Gorgeous. >> You're in a game, Cody. >> Oh my god. I'm actually in a Nintendo game. >> Yeah, we're all in this game. >> Oh my god. >> I mean, the baby characters are in there, too. But >> Well, I I don't care. I'm in a game. >> Oh, you want to play as you? >> Yeah, I'm going to play as me. >> All right. All right. I'm going to pitch to you. Okay. >> Okay. I'm ready. >> [ __ ] You got to strike code. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'll try again. >>

[ __ ] [ __ ] I just You miss throw slower. >> Okay. with the [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] >> Yeah, you struck out, Cody. >> But but but still, you're in a game, Cody. >> Yeah. Yeah, I'm in a game. >> You are cool enough to be in a game. >> Yeah, I'm cool. >> Yeah. So, I mean, I guess you can't be upset anymore cuz you're finally in a game. >> And I think you're also in the sequel on the Wii, too. >> Oh, cool. >> Yeah. So, you're in two

games. >> Awesome. >> So, if only we can get you into a Mario Kart game. >> Yeah. Yeah. If only. >> Yeah. So, # getmagicoopa and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Yeah. # Magikoopa in Mario Kart. # Magikoopa in Super Smash Bros. #Magikoopa in golf # get Magikoopa in in Mario games. # uh metal metal magic. >> Yeah. Catmagic. # metalcat. [Music] >> Hey, Black Yoshi, can you go to the gas station and buy me a Pepsi? I don't feel like going. >> Mario, what makes you think I want to go All the way to the

gas station just to get you a Pepsi? >> I'll let you keep the change. >> All right, bet. I'll go get you a Pepsi. Get you a Pepsis. All right, Mario. So, here's your Pepsi. And you said I get to keep the change. So, I get to keep $5. Black is not a Pepsi. This is a glass of water that you wrote Pepsi ON WITH SHARPIE. MARIO, NOW YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING SODAS. THEY BAD FOR YOU. I'M JUST DOING you a favor. So, Here's some water. Black. No. You know what? Fine.

I'm taking my $5 back. If you don't want to eat my drink, I'll go get it myself. Mario, fine. Fine, folks. I'll go get you a Pepsi so I can keep the change, man. >> All right. Here you go. >> Is that going to be all for you? >> Yeah, that's it. You guys got any discounts? Cuz you get to keep the change. >> No, you don't. >> No. A man. Man, cuz I get to keep the change. I was wondering if you guys got that buy one get one half off. >> Oh, we ain't

got no ones. That's all right. [Music] Hey, Mario. You hit your Pepsi for And you said I get to keep the change, RIGHT? >> BLACK YOSHI, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THIS MONEY? >> IT'S THE CHANGE. >> OH, THAT'S the change. I only gave you $5, Black Yoshi. >> WELL, THE PEPSI WAS ON SALE. IT WAS 25% OFF. >> OH, that makes sense. So, you gave him a $5 bill and he gave you back $1,000. >> Well, maybe I won a contest. >> Or maybe you STOLE IT. >> OH, WOW. JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK, you thinks

I stole it. >> No, because you stole it is why I think you stole it. I THINK YOU STOLE IT. >> I AIN'T STEAL NOTHING. >> Who's that? Oh, hello. >> Hey, is Black Yoshi here? >> Yeah, >> I'm coming in. >> All right, officer. Black Yoshi's right here. >> Oh, that's a nice little nest of money he made for himself. >> Kaka. >> Yeah, you're under arrest, Black Yoshi. >> WAIT, WHY? Because you stole a Pepsi and All the money out of the cash register at the gas station. >> He did what? >> Oh

yeah, the gas station employee left the register open so he could go get some more ones and Black Yoshi took all the money and the Pepsi and ran. Hold on. I got some excuse for that. I can't wait to hear it. All right, so this is what happens. So I was at the counter at the gas station and the man opened up the cash register box and he had to go Get some more ones. Well, outside I saw a car full of robbers pull up and I was like, "Oh, they about to rob this place

AND TAKE ALL THE MONEY." SO, I took all the money so they wouldn't take it and I was just going to give it back later. >> So, you admit you stole the money? >> Yeah, but only to protect the money. >> Okay. How I'll tell you what. I'm going to arrest you right now and then we'll see what the judge thinks. >> You are guilty as [ __ ] You weren't Protecting that money. You were stealing that [ __ ] And for that reason, I'm sentencing you to 6 months of house arrest. House arrest? What'

that mean? >> Man, why do I got to wear this thing on my ankle? >> Cuz you're under house arrest. That means you're not allowed to leave the house. And that thing on your ankle is an Apple Watch that lets me track all your movements through the Find My Fugitive app. It alerts me if you do try To leave the house. >> Wow, Black is all of this because you had to rob a gas station. >> Well, what if I have to leave the house to go to work? >> Good joke. You're not allowed to

leave the house. >> What happens if he does leave the house? >> Oh, if he leaves the house, he goes to jail for 5 years. >> Wow. Oh, black. You should go to jail for 5 years if you try to leave the House. >> Mario, I'm not going to leave the house. Fman, calm down. >> Sorry for wasting your time, officer. >> Oh, no. This is going to be fun. Just make sure you don't leave the house. >> Wow, Black Oshi. All of this cuz you had to steal money from the gas station. >> Mario,

I did NOT STEAL NO MONEY. I WAS PROTECTING IT just like Nicholas Cage and the Declaration of My Appendix. >> What? You mean the movie National Treasure? >> Yeah. Black Yoshi, you're so stupid. >> Mario, man, come on. Man, I'm on these stupid house refs. I can't leave a house. But it's not like I need to lead a house anyway. I got everything I needs right here. Got my Colutas. I got my Kool-Aids. And I got me some TV. And I'm going to watch me some TV right now. Do you like free stuff? Do you

like chicken? Well, come on down to KFC cuz KFC is giving out Free buckets of chicken all day long. Today only. >> FREE BUCKET OF CHICKEN DAY. OH, I'MMA GO RIGHT NOW. But I can't I can't leave the house because of this stupid house arrest. So, how am I going to get the chicken? [Music] I got some idea. Yo, Jeffy, come here real quick. I got you a birthday present. There you go, boy. Your very own ankle bracelet. Now, go get me some Chicken. [Music] Huh? BLACK YOSHI LEFT THE HOUSE. WHAT THE? What the? >>

All right, CLASS. TODAY WE'RE GOING TO be learning where does milk come from. It comes from girls with big titties. And it also comes from cows. >> Hey, look, Cody. He drew your mom on the board. The cow. >> Yeah. And if you notice, Crash, THE COW ALSO HAS BIG TITTIES. And milk can also come from almonds THAT HAVE BIG TITTIES. I'M TALKING BIG TITTIES. MAKES YOU WANT TO GO LIKE A GODDAMN MOTOR. OH MAN, JUNIOR. I wish I had big titties cuz if I did, I'd squeeze them like a balloon until they popped. Wa

Jeffy, look at that cool Apple Watch. Thanks, Junior. Some random guy gave it to me. All right, I tracked Black Yoshi to this room. He wasn't supposed to leave the house. Now he's Going to jail. >> All right, EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND. FREE. >> HOLY [ __ ] CRASH. IT'S ANOTHER CRAZY WHITE KID WITH A GUN. ALL RIGHT, C. JUST LIKE WE PRACTICE. RUN, ZIGZAG. I'LL PRETEND TO BE dead so he thinks he already SHOT YOU. >> NO, NO, NO. I'M A COP. IT'S OKAY. >> I DON'T WANT TO DIE. ZIGZAG, >> GUYS. I'M NOT

A SHOOTER. I'M A COP. IT'S OKAY UNLESS YOU SHOOT. BUT >> DAMN IT. OKAY, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW CRAYONS AT ME? GOOD THINKING, CODY. EVERYONE THROW STUFF AT THE SHOOTER. WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT. >> NO, NO, NO. I'M A COP. OW. OW. STOP. STOP HITTING ME. STOP IT. I'M NOT GOING TO KILL. STOP IT. >> I want a piece of that ass. Do you know why you're getting suspended, guy? Yeah. I have a pretty Good idea. Yeah. Is it cuz I

brought a gun into a school? It's cuz you brought a gun into a school. You weren't even wearing your police officer uniform. >> I know. I know. I was in a hurry. I was brushing my teeth and I got the alert that Black Yoshi had left his house cuz he was on house arrest and I just ran out the door without my uniform. >> You know how bad this looks, guy. You ran into a school with a gun screaming for the kids to get on the floor. >> Yeah, now I realize how bad that looks.

I uh started regretting it when they started beating the [ __ ] out of me. Yeah. Notice my two black eyes and my broken arm. You do realize you got beat up by a bunch of elementary school children. >> What do you want me to do? Shoot him? >> Guy, you know I'm supposed to suspend you for a month with pay. You realize this, right? >> I know, but damn it. You're my only Officer, so bring me Black Yoshi by the end of the day or it's your ass. >> Yes, sir. [Music] >> Hey, Black

Yoshi. Wait, where'd you get all this chicken from? >> Oh, uh, KFC was having free bucket of chicken day. >> Free bucket of chicken day? >> Mhm. >> Well, how'd you get it? You're not allowed to leave the house. You're on House arrest. >> Oh. Uh, well, my uh my my my friend Pooky brought it to me. >> Your friend Pooky brought it to you? >> Mhm. >> Sounds like a lie. >> Mm-m. Bye. >> Hey, Daddy. Oh, hey, Jeffy. How was school? >> Oh, that was really cool, Daddy. This guy came in with a

gun and I threw a desk at him. >> What? >> Yep. And then the whole class started beating the [ __ ] out of him. Hold on. Hold on, Jeffy. There's one at the door. >> Uh, hello. Hey, uh, is Black Yoshi here? >> What happened to you? >> Oh, this, uh, yeah, I, uh, I, uh, I fell down the stairs, uh, into the street where a school bus came and ran me over and then all the kids got out and beat the [ __ ] out of me. >> I'm so sorry. >> Yeah. Yeah.

Is he here or what? >> Oh, Black Yoshi. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, he's here. >> Okay, I'm coming in. >> All right, Black Yoshi's in here. WHERE'D HE GO, JEFFY? Where did Black Yoshi go? He said he smelled bacon cuz the pings were here showing left. >> Oh, did he? >> Okay. Well, you can still track him cuz He has an angle bracelet on, right? >> Oh, yeah. Hold on. Let's take a look. >> Oh, hey D. Look, I'm on his phone case. >> Yeah. smlmerch.com. Buy it. Let's take a look. Oh, it says

he's right here. >> It says he's in the room. >> Yeah, he should be. >> Uh, Jeffy, where did Black Yoshi go? >> He left the room, Daddy. >> Your kid's lying. It says he's right here. >> Okay. Well, well, then let's look. Oh, Maybe he's in the KFC bucket. >> No, just worry, Daddy. I'm going to my room. >> All right. Well, it says he's on the move. >> It said he left. >> Yeah. >> Well, where'd he go? >> He's going that way. >> Let's go. All right. It says he's in here. He

is? >> Dang. What the [ __ ] ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY ROOM? >> JEFFY, IS BLACK Yoshi in here? >> No. This is me AND MY GIRAFFE PRIVATE TIME. >> OKAY. LOOK, the tracker doesn't lie. So, he's got to be in here somewhere. >> All right. I'm going to check under the bed. No, he's not under the bed. All right. Well, since you guys won't leave me and my giraffe alone for our private time, we're going outside. >> Look, he's on the move again. >> Well, he is. Which way is he going? HE'S

GOING THIS WAY. [Music] >> OKAY. Where does it say he's at? >> It says he's right in front of us. >> Doesn't make any sense. >> Does it really say he's right in front of us? >> Yeah, it says HE'S RIGHT THERE. WHY THE [ __ ] DO YOU GUYS KEEP FOLLOWING ME? >> Because Jeffy, the tracker says that Black is in front of us. >> Oh, maybe he's in the giraffe. >> Yep. Shoved him right up the [ __ ] My giraffe. You want to check? >> Well, maybe he's under your helmet. >> Daddy,

how high are you? >> God damn it. What's wrong? Look at his ankle. What? Is that black us tracker? >> Yep. Yep. He gave it to me and said it was my birthday present. >> WHY DID YOU TELL US THAT, JEFFY? I AIN'T KNOW I HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT A birthday Present, Daddy. YOUR BIRTHDAY'S NOT TILL AUGUST, JEFFY. >> WELL, that explains why we've been following around all day and why he was at the school this morning. God damn it, I am so stupid. >> Just go back to the house. [Music] What are we

going to do now? >> I don't know. This track is pretty much useless. >> Where could Black Yoshi be? >> Hey, >> what? This plate used to be full OF CHICKEN. BLACK YOSHI must have come back and eaten it all. >> Wait, where do you think he's at now? >> I don't know, but he can't have gotten far. I'm going to go look for him. >> All right. Yo, Mario, he gone. >> BLACK YOSHI, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS with that wig and that fake mustache. >> This mustache ain't fake. >> See, Black Yoshi, it's fake. You

were Not supposed to LEAVE THE HOUSE. >> BUT MARIO, IT WAS FREE CHICKEN day at the KFC. And would you rather me ask you for money or take advantage of the free chicken? >> Black Yoshi, you have this tracker on your leg. You're not supposed to leave the house. So, you put it on Jeffy and then he went to school which made it look like you left the house. Why don't you just leave it on the couch so it didn't look like you left? Oh, well, I Didn't think about that. So, when the cop comes

back, what are you going to do? You're going to get arrested. >> NO, I'M NOT FOOL. I got me a whole bag of tricks. Look. See you. Look, Mario. My big bag of tricks. And he won't know what's coming up next. And for my next trick, just tell him that's me and I don't have to go to jail. >> Okay. All right. Thanks, folk. Officer, he's in here. >> WHAT? OH, THERE YOU ARE, YOU BASTARD. GET ON THE GROUND. OH, YEAH. OH. OH, you're going to jail for a long time. Thanks, Mario. >> Uh, you're

welcome. See, folk. >> No, I ain't has to go to jail. [Music] >> Tyrone, when you going to eat MY BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES? MY BOOTY BE LIKE WALMART. ALL FULL OF SNAKES. >> After you take another shower, baby. >> You don't mind we can't get wet. >> Tyrone, I know it's been a month, but I'm still upset. Why did you leave me for another woman? >> DAMN IT, JUDITH. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY. LOOK, YOUR ASS is getting old and wrinkly. Look, look, put it this way. If you was taking a flight, would you want

TO TAKE A FLIGHT ON THE OLD, WRINKLY, SAGGY, titty ass airplane? No. You would want to take a flight on a smooth, sexy, private jet with a curvy ass and big titties. M. >> Yeah, I guess I would want to ride on The jet with the big titties. >> Damn right. And see, you're the old wrinkly, you know, plane, and this is my private jet right here. So, how about you go and find another [ __ ] >> Okay. >> Yeah. Hey, what's up, baby? >> Tyrone, why is she still living with us? >> I

don't know. She weird. >> Yeah. You enjoying your massage, Ken? Ooh, your muscles are hard as plastic. You have a rough day at work. Ken, get all this tension in your head. >> Mom, read the sign much? No girls allowed. Cody, can you turn me into a big tittied airplane with what? Your father says he only likes airplanes with big titties, so I want to be one. Oh, Mom. I I I don't think that's about airplanes at all. Oh, well, your father says that I'm getting old and I'm wrinkly. I just wish I was young

and hot again. Like when I was 12, all the guys were hitting on me at the bus stop, in The grocery store, you know? I I guess. Yeah, if it means that much to you, I guess I could make you younger, but it would take me a couple hours to build the machine, so I better get started. Okay, Mom. It took me all night, but the machine's finally finished. I call it the Jailbait 3000. Anybody I shoot with this thing is going to turn into a 12-year-old. All right, Mom. Prepare to get blasted. >> Cody,

I'm young and hot again. Now I CAN DATE HOT YOUNG GUYS. Thank you so much. >> Oh, okay. You're welcome, Mom. Whatever. Oh, man. School starts in like an hour. >> Hey, Sonic. Hey, Jet. What's up? What do you see inside this bowl? >> Uh, nothing. >> YEAH, NOTHING. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. There's no cereal in my bowl because you ate all the cereal. >> Yeah, I did. And it was good, too. And since you want to be a cereal eating monster, my hungry hungry belly is going To get no food tonight. So, go to the

store and buy me more cereal. Well, if you want, go get it yourself. But my legs don't work. See, they just they just stop working. I I can't move. If you go get the cereal, that'd be really great because my legs stop working. Come on, Chad. Stop being ridiculous. >> I'm not being ridiculous. Oh, see, look. They won't work. Oh, I can't move. I have to like crawl. Also, if you could just go to the store and buy me cereal, That'd be great. >> Fine. What kind of cereal do you want? >> Just surprise me.

Oh, just my legs. They don't work. Oh, I'll call the doctor. >> Fine. Is he gone? Okay, good. I hate school so much. Hey, Cody, did you do my homework last night? >> What? No. No. Sorry, Junior. I didn't have time. >> Listen here, nerd. You're supposed to do my homework every night. You want me to fail? >> No. Sorry. Yeah, I I was just up all night. >> What? You get another piece of ken stuck inside you? >> No, I got that out. It was just problems with my mom. >> Oh, she was keeping

me up all night going oink oink oink oink cuz she's a pig. >> Yeah, that. >> All right. Well, Cody, remember you're supposed to feed her slop in the Morning, not at night. >> Okay, I'll remember that. >> Yeah, keep your pig in line. Do my homework. >> ALL RIGHT, CLASS. TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE celebrating the Happy Chinese New Year, the year of the pig. >> Oh, Jesus Christ. >> CODY, >> THEY DEDICATED A WHOLE YEAR TO YOUR MOM, >> DUDE. YOUR MOM'S A PIG. >> A BIG FAT STINKY PIG. >> OINK. OINK. >>

YEAH. WHY DID THE PIG GO TO THE MARKET? >> WHY? >> Because your mom needed MORE FOOD CUZ SHE'S A PIG. >> YEAH, DUDE. She's a pig. >> Oink. >> She's a SLING kid pig. ALL RIGHT. FOR Chinese New Year, you're of pig. Who want to come up here AND DRAW PIG? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW PIG. I KNOW HOW TO COOK PIG. NOW, Draw pig. WHO WANT TO DRAW PIG? OH, ME. MIMI. I WANT TO DRAW CODY'S MOM. >> NO, I CAN DRAW CODY'S MOM BETTER. >> NO, I'VE SEEN HER A LOT. >>

I'VE SEEN HER, TOO. >> WE NEED A BIGGER BOY THAN THAT. I WANT TO DRAW HER. I WANT TO DRAW HER. >> I WANT TO DRAW HER. >> ALL RIGHT, JUNIOR, YOU DRAW BIG. >> YAY! I GET TO DRAW CODY'S MOM. >> OH, NO FAIR, DUDE. >> Of course, he gets to draw it. >> All right, JUNIOR, DRAW BIG PIG. >> OH, I'll draw a big pig. Cuz mom's a big pig. Uh, I'm going to need a lot more room than this. >> I'll use all the room you need right here. >> Okay, I'll try

to fit her, but it's going to be tough. And done. All right, look. So, I draw a big pig and it says, "Hi, I'm Cody's mom." Oink. >> Oh, that's a big pig. >> Yeah, it's a really big pig. She sure Is. Hey, Cody, you see the drawing I did of your mom? >> Yeah, sure did. It uh looks just like her. >> Yeah, I had to I had to shrink her down a lot to fit her on the board, but uh I think I did pretty good. >> Hey everybody, I'm Julie and I'm a

new student. Who's DTF? >> Dude, A NEW STUDENT. >> CODY, IS THAT YOUR MOM? >> NO. NO. WHY? Why would you even say That? Cody, I know a pig when I see one. That looks like your mom. >> Well, well, it's not. >> OH, A NEW STUDENT. A SHEEP. HE'S A GIRL. WHY YOUR PARENTS DON'T LEAVE YOU A PARK? THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN CHINA. ANYWAY, uh we we don't have any new desks for a new student. So, you're going to have to sit with Cody. >> Okay, I'll sit next to my Cody Ken. >>

Cody, that's your mom. >> No, no, no, it's not. It's It's my Girlfriend. >> What girlfriend? Yeah, you d. >> Well, I I I did, but then but then I I I saw her rump and I said that that's a good that's a good girl rump. I I'm into girls now, not not dude rumps. Cody, quit being icky. I'm your mommy. >> See, look. She says she's your mommy. No, >> no, no. I I I just call her mommy. Like like when we're banging, you know, like you do like Yeah. You take that, mommy. Cody,

stop it. Yes, I am his mother. >> See, look. She said your mommy. How is that your mom? She's so young. >> Okay. I hit her with a youth machine because she wanted to be young again so she could start dating. >> Oh, so she's a piglet now. A baby pig. Oink oink oink oink. >> Yeah, sure. >> Does she know it's the year of her? >> What? >> All right, Crash. Hello, pal. She a Girl. Your pee pe get happy. Get get a little big. But think about baseball. Okay, Crash. So, who ready to

learn about the year of the pig? It all started in 2000 BP before pig when great great egg roll >> Cody pass this note to your friend. Okay. >> Here it's a note from my mom. >> Okay. I wonder what he said. >> He said I need to make pig big pig. And the pig was so big across the field. >> I hope he did great to keep the pig cuz God [ __ ] up. He made too many pig. Cody, what does oink mean? >> All right, CRASH. SO, YOUR HOMEWORK FOR TONIGHT IS TO

WRITE A 10,000word book report on all the things you know ABOUT PIG. >> 10,000 WORDS? OH, that sounds like a LOT OF PAPER. [ __ ] I'M POOR. >> 10,000 words? Usually, I'd complain, but this book report on a pig is going to be Easy. I already got all 10,000 words. I got fat. I got stinky. I got ugly. I got porky mcorinson. >> Well, porky mcorinson is two words. Well, I got fat again and I got your mom. Yeah, that actually. Cody, can your mom come over and help me with my burger report tonight?

I need to look at her so I can think of all 10,000 words. >> Okay. >> Oh man, what cereal do I want? Fruity Pebbles or Frosted, please? >> Oh my god, he's so dreamy. I have to find a way to talk to him. >> Oh my god. You know what? I'm going to get Fruity Pebbles. Hey, Fruity Pebbles. What are you doing? Come on. >> Oh, hi there. Are Are these yours? Uh yeah, these are my Fruity Pebbles. >> Where's Sonic with MY CEREAL? >> HEY JET, I GOT THE FRUITY PEBBLES. >> FRUITY PEBBLES?

MAN, I LOVE YOU SOME FRUITY PEBBLES. THEY MAKE ME WANT TO DANCE. >> HEY JET, I THOUGHT YOUR LEGS DIDN'T WORK. >> Uh they don't see legs. I wish they worked. >> Then how did you get in the kitchen? >> Uh I flew. I'm a bird, idiot. >> Then why didn't you flew to the grocery store? Why did I have to go? >> Uh does it look like I have wings? I only have arms. I can't fly, idiot. Let me just pour my cereal. Oh, yeah. I LOVE ME SOME FRUITY PEBBLES. WAIT, SONIC. >> WHAT?

WHERE'S THE MILK? >> WHAT MILK? THE MILK? THE MILK IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CEREAL. HOW AM I GOING TO EAT THIS DRY cereal without any milk? You didn't tell me TO GET ANY MILK. OH, GO BACK TO THE STORE AND GIVE ME MILK. I CAN'T EAT THIS WITHOUT MILK. What do you think? I am a bird. Like, I can't eat like that. What? What? Huh? Oh, maybe that's the milkman bringing The milk that you forgot. >> All right, Junior. Me and my mom came over to help you with your 10,000word pig essay. >> Oh,

thank you so much, Cody. I really need to look at her so I can get all those words. >> Cody, your friend's really cute. Back off, Mom. He's mine. >> All right, guys. So, uh, let me let me get started. All right. So, uh, Cody's mom is a pig, but she's also, uh, fat, Uh, huge, uh, round, um, massive. Uh, Cody, what's another synonym for fat? >> Uh, rotund. >> Oh, rotund. That's a good one. Another one. >> Uh, gargantuan. >> Ooh, gargantuan. >> Oh, behemoth. Don't forget behemoth. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Behemoth.

>> Okay. Behemoth. Oh, yeah. Oh, don't forget lard and roly pololy round ugly. Hold on, let me look at her again. Uh uh. >> Oh, I have one. Chubby. >> Uh >> Junior. Junior. Chubby. >> Oh, I I don't like that one. >> Why not? That's fat. Chubby means fat. >> Uh no. I I don't I think I like pretty. >> What? Oh. Oh, I see what you mean. Pretty. Like pretty fat. No, like like pretty beautiful. >> No, no, Junior, we're talking about fat words. You have to be mean, right? Cuz she's she's fat

like a pig. Cody, why would you say that about your own mother? I I don't. He He says that all the time. Well, I've never heard him say that. >> Yeah, Cody, why would you say that about your own mom? She's not fat. She's gorgeous. >> Oh, f you guys. >> Hey. Uh, so I know we just met and everything, but would you like to go like sip on a Go-Gurt together? >> Okay, >> let's go. >> No, no, no. Don't sip Go-Gurt. >> Uh, hello milkman. >> Hi. Is there a blue hedgehog that lives

here? >> What? Blue hedgehog? >> Yes, blue. >> Blue? Uh, give me one second. You said blue, right? I can be whatever color you want me to be, baby. I'll start coloring right now. >> No, silly. His name is Sonic. He's a blue hedgehog. Does he live here? >> Sonic? You're talking about that bum? That broke boy that lives in my house and sleeps on the couch all day eating Cheeto balls? You're talking about him? >> Yes. Is he here? He's so dreamy. >> He's not dreamy. He's ugly with a Capital UGG. Uggly. And he's

broke, too. I checked his bank account. It's in the negative. They repo his face cuz of how broke he was. That's how broke of a broke boy he is. You should be with a millionaire like me. See, I'm green, the color of money. So, yeah. I'm a millionaire. >> No thanks. Can you just go get him, please? >> I mean, I'm actually broke if you like that. If you like broke boys, I'm broke. I threw all my money in the ocean. I'm so broke. You know what? You want him cuz he's blue. Well, blue and

yellow make green. So, let's see what green and pink make. >> Uh, no. No thanks. Just go get him, please. >> We can make like green or pink. Huh? >> Uh, no. No thank you. >> Okay, fine. I'll go get you Sonic and then you'll be able to see how broke and ugly he truly is. >> Oh my god. Thank you. >> Uh, hello. I heard some [ __ ] girl wants to speak to me. >> Oh my god. Hi, Sonic. >> Hey, ugly. Actually, my name's Amy. >> Amy, ugly. What's the difference? I call

you ugly Amy. >> We met at the store. Do you remember? >> Yeah. Yeah, I remember. I was walking down the makeup aisle and said, "If any girl needs makeup, it's this girl cuz she's ugly." >> Uh, actually, it was a cereal. I don't even wear makeup. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Know, I remember I was walking down the cereal aisle and I got Fruity Pebbles, but I forgot Jet's milk cuz I'm stupid. >> And you dropped it and our hands touched. Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, I ran to the I ran to the bathroom to

wash my hands cuz ew, you're stinky. >> It was like love at first sight. >> More like throw up at first sight. I I Almost barfed. Look, listen. If If you're looking for a man, you should go date. That guy's sexy and hot and rich and ripped. He has like a six-pack under all those feathers. >> Oh, but you're so dreamy. And green's not really my color. >> What? You don't like green? So, you don't like money? and and and guacamole. >> No, actually, but your eyes are gorgeous. >> Oh, yeah. I have green eyes.

Well, Jet's Whole body is green. So, how about this? How about you just go hit up Jet? Cuz he loves girls named Amy. I think his mom's name was Amy or something. >> That's kind of weird. >> Oh, well, I don't like you. I don't like girls. I like men and dogs. >> I thought we had a connection at the store today, though. >> Nope. Nope. You You must have T-Mobile because there was no connection at all. or Boost Mobile or whoever doesn't have Connection. >> I love you. >> Oh, ew. I don't know what

that word means. The only word I know is hate and ugly. Both those things are you. >> So, you know that you can just go ahead and just leave. >> Well, um here's my number just in case you want to go on a date or something, you know. >> Okay, that's going right that's going right in the trash. >> Okay. Well, call me. >> Huh? What's taking him so long? Hey, Sonic, guess who just got a hot girl's number? WA! OH, YOU GOT A NUMBER? >> YEAH, SOME HOT girl came all the way to the

house just to give me her number. Read it and weep. >> I heart you, Sonic. Wait, why does it say that? >> Oh, uh uh. She meant to put a comma. It's supposed to say I heart you. Take me to Sonic. She likes the restaurant Sonic. She likes wacky pack meals and stuff. >> Oh, okay. That makes sense. But Jen, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS? >> OH, uh I forgot I had this on. Um Oh, it's my Halloween costume uh for this year. It's me and you playing Leaprog. SEE? YEAH. >> WOW, THAT'S SO AMAZING.

>> YEAH, IT'S ONE OF A KIND. >> How do I get one? >> It's one of a kind. I made it. I'm not Going to make another one. I need it for stuff. >> Oh, >> yeah. Yeah. So, I think about calling her and inviting her over for a date. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, is she hot? Is she hot? Is she hot? Let me show you this. This will explain it. She's Whoa. Is she hot? >> She's banging, bro. How did you not understand WHAT I JUST SAID? >> WA, THAT'S SO AWESOME. >> YEAH.

SO, I'm going to invite her over. >> What? Can I meet her? >> No, no, no. You You can't meet her. No, no. She She hates you. She She hates blue hedgehogs. >> She specifically hates you. She said she met you at Walmart today and she said she saw you and she said you were ugly. >> Hey, that was rude. >> Yeah. Yeah. She said your hand almost touched and she almost cut her hand off cuz she didn't want to catch your ugly. Wait, so that was her? >> Yeah. She said you were ugly and

she said that you're lucky to be alive. That all that ugliness should have killed you as a baby. She can't believe that you're that ugly as an adult. >> She's so rude. >> She's so rude. I I don't think she loves me though. She loves me. So if I were you, I would just leave the house. I'd fake your own death. Actually, I just just don't be here cuz she doesn't want To see you cuz you're ugly. >> Well, I don't want to see her anyways. >> Yeah. Yeah. Don't. Yeah. So, just leave and I'm

going to call her. >> Oh, it's so messy. >> Sorry. I opened it too fast and I squeezed too hard and it just went all over the place. Sorry. It was my first time. >> Oh, it's okay. I like the go- good. What the hell's going on here? >> Oh, hey, Cody. I was opening up a Go-Gurt and I squeezed too hard. See, I just came out all over the place. I'm sorry. >> Oh, well. Well, I'm still upset. Mom, come on. Let's get you washed up. >> Well, Cody, I'm going to go ask my

dad for some advice. >> Uh, hey, Dad. >> What do you want, Junior? I'm watching TV. Well, there's this girl I like and I need advice on asking her out. >> A girl? Ew, gross. Cooties. Who talks to girls anymore? >> Well, Dad, I really like her and I need advice. >> The only advice I have is um lie to her. Yeah, don't tell her the truth. Just uh lie to her, never show up on time, spit in her face, be gross, you know, and um be a bad boy. Girls love bad boys, >> okay?

>> And no doesn't mean no. Think about it. Just just think about it. Whenever You're at a restaurant and they ask you, "Do you want dessert?" and you say no and they still bring it, you know you're going to eat the dessert, right? >> Yeah, of course I eat. I mean, they already brought it out. >> Of course. >> That's some good advice, Dad. >> Right. If no meant no, you wouldn't be alive, Junior. So, just whip it out. You know, she's going to be like, "Oh my god, it's already out. What should I Do?"

Oh, can't do nothing about it. It's surprise, surprise. Okay. Advice, Dad. Thank you. >> Mhm. That's how I got your mom. >> All right, let me call Amy and get this date going. >> Uh, hello. >> Hey, is this ugly? >> No, this is Amy. Yeah. Yeah. Same person. This is Sonic. >> Oh my god. Sonic, you called. >> Yeah. Oh. Oh, sorry. I I didn't mean to Call. I meant to call a prettier girl. I'll hang up. >> No, no, no. That's okay. What do you need? >> Uh, what do I need? Uh, I

just need um my uh my my lawn mode. Can you do that? >> Yeah, of course. Anything? Anything you want? Anything else? >> Uh, can you clean my toilets? >> Yes, of course. >> With your bare hands. >> Oh, that would be even better. >> I need you to clip my toenails. Like they're 5 inches long. >> Okay, but can I keep them? >> What? What? No. And I need you to smell my feet. I >> I can do that, too. >> What? Okay. And I need you to come over right now and do it

right now. >> I can do I I'm right outside right now. >> What? You You're outside? >> Yes. I never left. >> What? >> All right, Mom. We got you all cleaned up. Now, let's go home. >> What's up, trash? >> Junior, what are you doing? >> Just being cool like I always am. Hey, ugly. >> Yeah. >> Want to be my girlfriend? >> Oh, yeah. >> Of course you do. Knew you weren't going to say no. If you said no, it'd still mean yes. >> Cody, your friend's really cool. No, he's not. Mom. >>

Hey. Oh, >> yeah. >> Want to go to the movies? >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Get on your leash. Come on. >> Oh, I heard this movie is really good. >> It's How to Train Your Dragon. Of course, it's a good movie. >> Oh. Um, can I have a drink? This popcorn's making me really thirsty. >> How about you drink your own spit? >> Oh, okay. Daddy, >> I already bought you popcorn. What more do you want from me? You think I'm made of money? Of course I am. But not going to spend it on

you now. Shut up. The movie's starting. >> No. No. Bad dragon. You do not poo poo in the house. YOU POO POO OUTSIDE. BAD. Bad dragon. >> He's training that dragon. >> Yeah. >> Oh, did I say you could talk? >> No. >> Shut up. >> Okay. >> The movie's on. Go. I'm trying to watch the movie talking and stuff. >> Bad. Bad dragon. Okay. Bad. You see that? That's your pee pee. You don't pee in the house. You pee outside. You rub your nose in it. No, you do this outside. Outside. >> He's rubbing

his nose in it. So, um, you Want to make out? >> Okay. >> Oh, yeah. WHAT WHAT IS IT, SHREK? WHAT DID I KISS YOU? YOU TURNED INTO AN OGRE. IT'S A BIG FAT OGRE PIG. E, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? >> I thought you loved me. >> No, YOU'RE A BIG FAT UGLY PIG AGAIN. AND WHAT? EW, YOU'RE GROSS. GET AWAY FROM ME, LADY. EW. >> OH, >> WAIT. WHY HAVEN'T YOU LEFT? >> CUZ I LOVE YOU, SONIC. >> WELL, UH, I'll answer the door in like 5 minutes. I'm going to rub cottage cheese all

over myself cuz I'm gross. >> Oh, that sounds amazing. >> Okay. Okay. What do I do? Do I put the suit back on or or do I fake Sonic's death? Yeah, that's what I should do. I should I should say that he died and then she'll love me because then he'll be out of the way. Oh, yeah. Well, no one's going to eat these Fruity Pebbles. And I guess I will. Oh, Sonic. Uh, get out of here. Leave. What? Why? Because, uh, my costume wants Fruity Pebbles. M I love Fruity Pebbles. See, he loves them.

Fine, Chad. >> Yeah. Get out of here. My hot date's coming. All right. Yeah. Looks like he looks like It looks like he choked on food. Yeah. >> Hey, what's up? >> Oh, don't even say his name. >> Why? What happened? >> Oh, it's awful, Amy. It's awful. I tried to save him, but he was like And I was like, "Oh, spit him out, man. Spit him out." He's like, >> "What are you talking about?" >> OH, HE'S DEAD. AMY, COME IN HERE. COME LOOK. >> KEN, if Junior ends up being my stepdad, I'm going

to lose it. Oh, Cody, your friend doesn't like me anymore. He says I'm all old and wrinkly. What happened? Oh, well, I guess the machine wore off After you had True Love's first kiss. Oh, Cody, your fat mom tried to eat me when I was at the movie theater or something. Ew, there she is. Ew, fat pig. Oink oink oink oink. >> Or maybe the machine just wore off. Oh, Cody, who am I going to date now? Um, have you seen Junior Cody? >> Him? That one? That's the one I want next. Hey there, big

boy. >> Ew. Stay away from me. Ew. Cies. Cies. Cies. Goodies. Cies. Cies. >> Oh, yeah. He's mine. [Music] I can't wait to burn my mouth on these. What the hell? Bart. What the hell is wrong with you, Jeff? That >> poop on my butt. >> What? What? >> Mhm. I need to go outside. >> You need to go outside. [Music] in the yard like a big boy. Hey, Mr. Butterfly, what you doing? You sure look pretty, Mr. Butterfly. Get in my mouth. I said get in my mouth, Mr. Butterfly. [Laughter] [Music] Oh my god.

I know I've said it once, but I'll say it again. Roblox is so freaking lit. You can do anything in Roblox. Well, except be an all white panda. Oh, I wish I was an all white panda. >> Did someone say wish? >> Dad, is that you? >> No, over here. >> Oh, >> but you can call me daddy if you want. >> What? >> What? Anyways, I heard you want to make a wish. And I can give you that wish cuz I am the ultimate life form. >> Yes. My wish is to be an all-white

panda. >> I can give you that and more. >> Okay. But um what do you want from me? >> I want you to join my team of pure evil. Team Maria. >> Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll do that. >> Perfect. But in one condition. >> Oh, what is it? >> You have to change your name to Maria. >> Uh okay. A little weird, but yeah, sure. I'll do it. >> Awesome. Let's go, Maria. >> Oh. Oh, that's me. >> Jeffy, what happened to your face? >> I ATE A BUTTERFLY. >> You what? >> I ate a

butterfly. It hurts, buddy. >> You ate a butterfly? Who let you outside? >> Peepee. >> Oh, shut peep. Jeffy, your face is all swollen and weird. Let me call a doctor. Let me call the doctor. >> It hurts. >> Hm. I wonder when that guy's going to be back. I guess in the meantime I can make Some new friends. Hi, my name is Maria. Whoa, whoa, you don't have a face. Well, you look really nice today. Not really. >> Oh, look who's [ __ ] talking. Put the bamboo down, fatty. I thought you were a

panda, not a pig. >> Well, are you talking? Impossible. You don't have a face. It could have been you talking. All right, panda. You're You're just hearing things. Hi, my name is Maria. What's your name? None of you guys HAVE FACES. WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? >> HI, PANDA. It's me, Monkey. >> Oh, Monkeyy's here, too. Oh, this was a terrible mistake to join. Uh, hi monkey. What are you here for? >> I'm still waiting for my onions. >> He promised you onions. >> Yeah. >> And I guess he promised you guys faces. >> I

guess he promised you a dietary plan. You're really rude if that is you Talking in there. >> All right. What seems to be the Jesus Christ, he looks like a [ __ ] donkey. >> What happened to him? >> Uh, he said he ate a butterfly. >> Oh. Oh my god. A butterfly. Oh, Jesus. >> What's the problem? >> Okay, this is very important. What color was the butterfly? >> Jeffy, what color was the butterfly? >> Yellow. >> Oh my god. Not yellow. >> Oh. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. This is bad. What's wrong? I

I I I think he ate the rare banana butterfly. >> The banana butterfly? >> Yeah. It's the most poisonous butterfly in the world. It's extremely dangerous. >> Really? >> Yeah. The the first symptom of eating one is is your mouth starts to swell like that. >> Really? >> Yeah. And and the next symptom is that Is that your arms fall off. >> What? What? >> But not not right away. It takes a little while. >> Oh. >> And then the third symptom, >> what? >> You turn into a banana. >> Well, a banana. >> Yeah.

An actual banana. You just you just turn into a banana. So, what are we going to do? >> Well, I'm going to need a change of clothes in a submarine. All right, I'm all changed. >> Why'd you have to change clothes? >> Oh, because we are going to green screen our asses off. So, you're probably going to want to cover up those buttons. They might cause some problems. >> Okay. Well, did you get a submarine? >> Oh, yeah. It's right there. >> What? Where? I I I don't see it. >> That's because it's microscopic. See,

We're going to shrink ourselves down, go inside of Jeffy's body, and vaporize that butterfly before he can digest it. Because if he digests it, banana. Okay. So, we're getting the submarine. We're going to fly into his mouth. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did Did you just say fly? Yeah. >> No. No. You can't fly a submarine, dumbass. It's not how submarines work. What? What are you stupid? No, we don't have the kind of technology. >> But we have technology to shrink ourselves down to the size of nothing and go inside a body. >> Yeah. Which

is why I need you to take this. >> What? A mini mushroom? >> Yeah. You eat it, you get real teeny tiny, and then you can get inside the submarine. >> But if the submarine can't fly, how are we going to get inside Jeffy? >> Well, that's really easy. Jeffy, just Just lick this couch clean. >> Lick the couch? Yeah, just lick it all over. >> Mhm. >> Oh, that's really smart. All right, Jeffy, look over here once we get inside the submarine. >> All right, you ready for one hell of an adventure? >> Yeah,

I'm ready. >> All right, let's go. >> Wa! We're all tiny now. >> Yeah. And look, there's the submarine. >> Wa! Where'd you get a tiny submarine like that? >> Oh, you know Joe's Tiny Submarine Shop. >> I've never heard of that. >> You've never heard of that? It's, you know, it's by the freeway. It's >> Oh, >> well, we just get inside it. >> Yeah. Come on. >> All right. Welcome to the team, Maras. >> Hey. >> Hey. >> So, uh, when's the part where I get TO BECOME AN ALL-WHITE PANDA? >> When we

kill Sonic. >> What? KILL SONIC? I CAN'T DO THAT. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. >> Don't you want to be an all white panda? >> Um, just hold on one second. Ask me that question again. >> Do you want to be an all white panda? >> Does this guy have a face? >> No. Wait, I must have asked the wrong question. Does this guy not have a face? >> Uh, yes. Is this panda fatter than holy hell? >> And that would be a yes. >> OKAY, WE GET IT. ENOUGH WITH THE FAT JOKES. >> GOOD. LET'S

ALL KILL SONIC. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> All right, Maras. You guys are going to be split into two teams. You two are going to be in one team. You two are going to be in another team. You guys are going to kill Sonic. You guys got that? >> Yeah. >> Good. Now go and kill him. >> Oh, okay. >> Go. >> All right, Maria. So, here's the plan. When I yell now, Maria, you're going to Take this knife and you're going to stab Sonic. And Maria, where are YOU GOING? COME BACK HERE.

I need to be an all white panda. You know what? Fine. I'll just do this myself. >> Wa! This submarine's awesome. >> Yeah, don't touch anything. >> Well, is is it hard to drive? >> No, it's just like driving a car, except it's a [ __ ] submarine. >> Okay, so what do we do now? Now we just Got to wait for Jeffy to come lick us up. >> Oh, when's he going to do that? >> No, he's coming. Don't worry. Oh, >> here he comes. GET READY, KID. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH

MY GOD. HE'S GOING TO SWALLOW US. JUST WAIT. JUST WAIT. HERE IT COMES. >> OKAY. OKAY. He swallowed us. It should all be easy from here. >> OKAY. OH MY GOD. WHAT'S THAT? >> OH, THAT'S JUST UBULA. HEY, WE'RE GOING TO CRASH RIGHT INTO IT. HANG ON. I'LL TRY TO GET US OUT OF THIS. >> OH GOD. BRACE FOR IMPACT. NO. >> OH GOD. OH GOD. WHAT HAPPENED? >> I THINK WE CRASHED INTO IT. WE'RE STUCK. >> WE'RE STUCK. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? >> OH, I HAVE an idea. Okay, we need Jeffy to

do his loudest. >> What? >> You know that thing he does that? Yeah. We need We need him to do one of those Real real hard. >> Oh, HOW DO WE TALK TO HIM? >> OH, WITH HIS PA SYSTEM. OKAY, JEFFY, CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> THE VOICES, THEY'RE BACK. >> OKAY, JEFFY. JEFFY, you can hear me? I I need you to go do your like like really really hard. OKAY. YEAH, JEFFY, YOU'RE >> YEAH. DO THE LOUDEST ONE you've ever done in your life. >> Yeah. >> Okay, Daddy. >> Louder. Jeffy, where did you

go? >> I had to get my hat. >> OH, DO IT LOUDER. COME ON. COME ON, JEFFY. DO IT LOUDER. >> OKAY, DADDY. >> All right, Maria. So, this is the plan. You're going to go ring that doorbell. Sonic's going to answer. And then we're going to try selling these cookies. The goodie man he is. He's gonna buy all them. And when I yell now, Maria, you're Gonna stick the knife up through the cookies, hit them right in the eye, and kill him. You got that? >> All right, let's go. >> HEY, SONIC. >> YEAH,

PANDA. >> OH, HEY, SONIC. I was just wondering if you could help me uh cut the cheese. >> Panda, the cheese already sliced. >> Uh, are you sure about that? I mean, it doesn't look sliced to me. How about you inspect a little more just to be sure if It's actually sliced or not? All right, fine. Huh? The doorbell. >> WHAT? I DIDN'T GET UP ON TIME. DANG IT. >> WHO'S RINGING THE door late at night? >> Uh, hello, Monkey. What are you doing here? >> Hey, Sonic. I'm selling Boy Scout cookies. You want any?

>> Uh, what are they? Oreos. >> NOT MARIO. MONKEY, YOU'RE TRYING to kill me. >> Uh, got to go, SONIC. MONKEY. UH, OKAY. I I get it. We're free. >> We're free. Yeah, it should be it should be okay from here. >> Okay, so what do we do now? >> Now we just cruise down the old esophagus highway. >> Oh, look at this [ __ ] Come on. Today, grandma, you just cuz you're a low density lipoprotein. You think you can clog up the whole highway, huh? We're going around them. >> Oh, okay. Come on.

>> Oh, I I think you cut that car off. >> No, you're going to [ __ ] Jesus. We're getting pulled over. >> Getting pulled over. >> Goddamn white blood cells. Oh my god. >> Why aren't you pulled over? because we're going to have to outrun him. Okay, we're a foreign we're foreign substance. We're not supposed to be here. This is illegal. All right, we just we just have to get to the esophageal spa and then we're fine. It's out of his Jurisdiction. >> Speed up. GO SHOOTING. Jesus Christ. DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN

HERE? >> NO, I DON'T HAVE A GUN. >> YOU HAVE A MINI SUBMARINE. WHERE'S A FIRE WITH A BE I'M TRYING TO DRIVE. Shut up. >> You going to flick them off? IT'S >> FINE. YES. >> OKAY. WINDOWS DOWN. >> YOU CAN'T roll the windows down. It's a submarine. >> What are we going to do? OH MY GOD, A SPIKES. LOOK OUT. >> IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE'RE IN A SUBMARINE. I don't think you want to stay in our submarine. >> BUT THEY'RE CATCHING UP WITH >> ALL RIGHT, let's go tell the hedgehog what happened. Hey,

hedgehog. Uh, what's your name? >> I'm Shadow, the ultimate life form. >> Okay, Shadow, the ultimate life form. I just wanted to let you know that I I tried killing Sonic with my Maria buddy partner and uh he kind of ran off on me, so we didn't kill him. >> What about the other Maria? >> Uh um I'm not really sure what happened with them, but they're nowhere to be found, so I'm guessing they ran away as well. >> You're worse than garbage. >> Ow! >> Get out of my face, you filthy maggot. >> I'm

going to kill you myself, you faker. Man, what's wrong with monkey? I smell faker around here. Great, not you again. And who calling a fake faker? You. You worse than a girl with a Snapchat filter. I'll make you eat those words. Not when I got this. What is that? A Chaos Emerald. Chaos control. [Laughter] With one final blow and you will die. AH! SOMEBODY HELP ME. IT'S OKAY. WE'RE ALMOST THERE. WE'RE ALMOST THERE. YEAH, WE MADE IT. WE'RE IN THE STOMACH. >> WE'RE IN THE STOMACH. >> YEAH. >> And welcome to the stomach. >> Oh

god, it smells so bad in here. >> Yeah, it's a stomach for you. >> Okay. Oh, where's the stupid butterfly at? >> Um, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is Is that the skeleton of a whole fish? >> Wait, that that was his pet goldfish pee Suck. It It's still digesting. >> Peep suck. >> Yeah. IS THAT A TOOTHBRUSH? >> That should be Wait, wait, wait. Is it Is that a stapler? He ate all of these things today. You need to watch YOUR KID BACK. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME. Let

me just What is that? A Is that a bumblebee? >> A bee? What? Oh my god. >> What? >> You think maybe he just ate the bee and it stung him in the mouth and that's why he's like this? >> Yeah, but he said it was a butterfly. >> Oh my god, JEFFY, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. >> Can't believe we just wasted coming in here. >> Daddy, MY ARMS FELL OFF. >> WHAT? >> OH MY GOD, HIS ARM FELL OFF. THAT MEANS HE MUST HAVE EATEN THE BUTTERFLY. WHERE IS IT? >> WHERE DID THAT? >> OH

MY GOD. IS THAT IT? OH MY GOD. THAT IS IT. >> OH. OH MY GOD. WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME if his arms are FALLING OFF. >> SO HURRY UP. DO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO NOW. >> OKAY. I'LL JUST GET THE LASER READY. OKAY. It says IT'S WARMING UP. OKAY. >> WARMING UP. >> YEAH. IT JUST NEEDS LIKE 15 MORE SECONDS. All right. >> Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. >> I mean, I can't make it go any faster. >> OH, COME ON. FELL OFF. >> AND And he's a banana. >> Yep. >> Eat a

banana. >> He's a banana. We stuck in a banana. >> WELL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THE SUBMARINE CAN'T drive in a banana. What? >> Well, I guess we're just going to have To eat our way out. Hope you're low on potassium. It's a It's a banana joke. All right, let's get eaten. Come on. >> Oh my god, we're finally out of the banana. >> Hey, I ate so much banana, I'm going to throw up. Wait, so Jeffy's a banana now? >> Well, I mean, I I can fix

that. >> What? >> Yeah, it's pretty easy, actually. >> What is that? >> Oh, it's a banana to human serum. It can turn any banana back into a human. Unless they were already a banana, in which case it just makes the banana inedible. >> Wait, so why didn't we wait until he turned into a banana? >> Oh, well, cuz then we wouldn't have been able to go on that really fun adventure we just went on. You know, we learned a lot about the human body and it's fun. >> Turn her back. >> Oh, okay. Fine.

If you say so. >> I can't believe he hit me. >> Sonic sounds like he needs help. SHADOW MUST BE TRYING TO KILL HIM. ALL RIGHT, let me grab this bag. >> All right, take this. No. Huh? Maria, what? What happened? >> Panda. Panda, was that you? >> Uh, yeah. Sonic. >> Panda, you saved my life. >> Well, please don't get too excited about it. >> What? Why not? >> Well, I have something to confess to you. >> Okay. What is it? >> Do you remember earlier when I asked you to help me cut the

cheese? >> Uh, yeah. I only asked for your help because I was planning on killing you. >> What? >> Yeah, but let me explain first, Sonic. As you know, I've been wanting to be an all-white panda for a very long time. And well, Shadow promised me to make me an all-white panda on two conditions. One, that I go by the name of Maria, which is just really weird. And two, to kill you. >> And you said yes. >> Yeah, Sonic. But when I saw him about to kill you, I knew I had to stop him

because I knew it was wrong. So, I did. >> Well, at least in the end, you did the right thing, Panda. >> So, you forgive me, Sonic, and we can be Friends again. >> Yeah, friends. >> Oh, thank you, Sonic. >> And there we go. Hey, darling. >> What? Jeffy's back to normal now? >> Yeah, but he's kind of addicted to heroin. >> What? Heroin? What do you mean? >> Well, this is mostly orange juice and then like one little tiny pinch of heroin. >> What? What? Yeah, just like the tiniest Little tiny droplet of

black tar heroin. >> That's good stuff, Daddy. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty addictive. Doesn't take much. >> WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN HIM? >> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST THE FORMULA. He's better THAN A BANANA, RIGHT? >> SEE? By the way, have you seen my submarine? >> Where's that? >> Don't move. I don't >> You just step on my submarine. >> Uh, no. >> You know how much that cost? >> How much? >> Trillions. Trillions. I was I was renting that. $15 an hour. I was renting that. >> I'm sorry. >> Oh, he's sorry.

No, it's fine. He's sorry. I'll just tell him that you're sorry. It's fine. >> Watching TV. We We are watching TV. That's what we're doing. We're watching TV. Yep. Watch the TV. All right. >> You're watching Most Dangerous Wipeouts. >> Oh, you think you're going to do a trick? Oh, no kids for you. Get [ __ ] man. Oh, going for a nice little BICYCLE RIDE, HUH? OH, GET [ __ ] ON. OH, looks like we got a little bicycle race going on. Everybody jump over the barriers, but not this guy. He thinks he's real

cool. Oh, eat [ __ ] Yeah. >> Oh, where you going, kid? You better watch out. Here he comes. OH, GET [ __ ] OH, YEAH. >> WA! GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, ARE YOU THINKING what I'm thinking? >> What? >> No. No. We should make a totally dangerous video and send it in so we can get on TV. >> Yeah. AWESOME. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO FILM THOUGH? >> How about we grab a pair of scissors and we cut each other's tonsils out. Dude, >> no, Junior. We're We're not doing that. That would really really hurt.

>> No, it would be fun. >> Yeah, dude. >> It would not even be cool. That's totally get on TV, though. >> Yeah, we would get on TV. They'd be like, "Look at these kids who cut their tonsils off." >> I'm not I'm not doing that, Junior. >> Okay. What if we grabbed a hammer and we beat each other's fingers with it? >> No, Junior. That's not cool at all. That's just really painful. >> Okay, how about we do something safe then? And uh uh Joseph can ride a bicycle off my roof. >> Oh yeah,

THAT'D BE AWESOME, >> DUDE. I CAN ROB A MAJOR WILLING TO get that. All right, let's do that. All Cody, you get the cam. >> Oh, I got the cam. I'll get a bike, dude. >> All right, let's go. >> Hey. Hey. >> I got to hurry before Harry Potter starts. Get ready to watch the same movie you already watch, but on TV. >> Oh, Harry, help. Hey, Sonic. Hey, Sonic. Hey, Sonic. What? What you watching? >> I'M WATCHING HARRY POTTER. My favorite movie. The one that I love to watch. Now, leave me alone. Oh,

>> okay. Cool. Um, I'll just watch it with you. >> Why? >> Because I I don't What is a Harry Potter? I I don't know. I want to find out. >> Just shut up and watch the movie. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, Sonic. Hey. Hey, Sonic. HEY, SONIC. >> WHAT? >> Why is it your favorite movie? >> Why? Why is it my favorite? Okay, you know what? I got a question for you, Knuckles. Okay. >> Why are you still here? >> Why am I still here? >> Yeah. Why are you still here? >> Um,

because we're friends. >> Cuz we're friends. No, we're not. >> What? >> I want you gone. Out of my house. Adios. See you later. I I don't know where to go. >> Back to Angel Island, your home. You know, with the Master Emerald, like that you're supposed to be protecting, huh? Remember that? Remember? >> I do, but I don't know the way. I don't know the way to Angel Island. >> I don't care. Good riddens. >> Oh, dude. I'm so ready. >> Yeah. Jo, this is going to be super cool. Uh, Cody, are you recording?

>> Oh, yeah. I'm recording. He's going to get some wicked air. >> Yeah, it's going to be awesome. >> Wait now, dude. Are you sure I'm not going to get hurt? You're not gonna get Hurt, Joseph. All right, on the count of three. Three, two, one, GO. >> SICK. >> JOSEPH, that was awesome. >> Did it look good? >> Oh, he looked boss. Junior, >> let me see. Let me see it. >> No. No. >> Joseph, SHUT UP. I'M TRYING TO watch the video. >> Junior, do you think he's okay? >> Yeah. Joseph, are you

okay? >> Joseph, I I I don't think he's okay. Junior, I think he got hurt. >> Do I have to call the doctor? Yeah, you better call the doctor. >> Okay, George wants a wine. [Music] I I don't know the way to age. I'm hungry and I'm wet. I'm going to die out here. A mushroom. Thank god I'm saved. Oh, I don't feel so good. Oh, where am I? What? What happened? OH, I I DID IT. I I FINALLY FOUND THE MASTER EMERALD. I'M ON ANGEL ISLAND. I CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO DOING my job,

watching the Master Emerald, all by myself alone. Wait, I have an idea. I can watch the Master Emerald. I just have to take it with me. Let's do this. >> Okay, so your friend here broke every Bone in his body. >> What? Oh, no. >> Fairly unparent. Yeah. See, I play both characters, so this is what you're going to get. Anyway, like I was saying, he broke every bone in his body. >> What? What's that mean? >> Well, it means he broke both arms, both legs, his ribs are destroyed, and his spine is snapped in

half. >> That's so rad. >> Yeah. You know what's even more rad? >> What? >> He doesn't have medical insurance cuz apparently he's been living alone cuz his mom is dead, which means I can't treat him, which means he's probably going to die. >> Well, well, how much are his medical bills? >> About $50,000. >> Well, it was nice knowing you, Joseph. Junior, we have to help him. >> No, no, no. Switch. I'll switch. >> Junior, we have to help him. >> Yeah, see, that's better. Cody, how are we going to help him? His medical

bills are $50,000. >> I don't know, Junior, but we have to help him somehow. It's our fault he went off the roof in the first place. >> Yeah, you're right. But how are we going to get $50,000, Cody? >> I don't know, Junior, but it's our responsibility. >> So, uh, who's going to pay his medical Bills? Eh, Brooklyn Dy wants to know. >> Let's switch. >> Okay, so who's going to cover his medical bills? Um uh me and my friend are going to try to pay it, but you have to give us a little time

to raise the money. >> Okay, but you only have 24 hours. >> Okay, mister. All right, Cody, come on. Let's go raise $50,000. >> Okay. >> WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING. >> I KNOW, RIGHT? I loved it. >> I can't WAIT FOR A PART TWO. >> I KNOW. ME, TOO. >> OH, HEY, SONIC. >> OH, NO. TAILS, someone's talking behind me. Please tell me it's a talking stop sign. >> Uh, no, Sonic. I'm afraid not. >> Please tell me this. >> Sonic, just turn around. >> Oh gosh. Oh, Knuckles, what are you doing here? >> Oh,

hey, I didn't even see you there, Sonic. Let's just say I found a way to Angel Island. >> Oh, wow. Congratulations. You found a way to Angel Island. How come you're going to find a way to stay in Angel Island? >> Savage. >> Because I found a way to do my one and only responsibility here. >> Whatever. Just leave. >> All right, you'll see. Tails, please Help me. >> This is the Master Emerald. >> WA, THAT LOOKS AMAZING. LET me have that. >> No, this is the bigger, better, stronger, more powerful version of your puny

Chaos Emeralds. >> Oh my gosh, I need that. >> And it doesn't suck. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> Anyways, I'll see you losers later. >> Wait, Knuckles, let's go back here. Oh, >> Tails, I think we should team up and get that Master Emerald. >> Yeah, I need it for my plane. >> I know. It looks amazing. It's like a bigger version of the Chaos Emerald. >> Yeah, we got to get it. >> Yeah, let's team up. >> All right, >> let's go. >> Um, Chef Pebb, >> what do you want,

Junior? >> Can I borrow $50,000? I'll pay you back. >> $50,000? Junior? >> Yeah. >> Junior, I've been working for your father for 6 years. I HAVEN'T SEEN $20. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE $50,000? >> I don't know. Oh, it's just that Joseph broke every bone in his body and he doesn't have medical insurance. >> WELL, DAMN. I DON'T HAVE MEDICAL INSURANCE, BUT I'M PERFECTLY FINE. >> WELL, WELL, SEE, if if no one pays his medical bills, Joseph's going to die. >> Is this the part where I get sad or something? >> Well, you

see, it's kind of our fault cuz we made him go off the roof on a bicycle. >> Oh, yeah. It was rad. >> God, all the rules. Look, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RAISE $50,000, JUNIOR? >> I don't know. That's why I was coming to You. >> I don't know. >> Uh uh. How about we we wash cars? Yeah, we we can make a car wash. >> How do you wash his cars anymore, Junior? Oh yeah. H. Then what are we going to do for $50,000? >> I I know. I know. How about we have

a bake sale and sell cookies? Bake sale? >> A bake sale? Yeah, Chevy, you could help. We can all make cookies. >> Oh yeah, I can help cuz I'm the chef. Of Course. >> Yeah. Yeah, we can make cookies and uh we can sell like 10 cookies and get the money. >> Wait, what? No. >> 10 cookies, Junior? >> Yeah. You have to sell a lot. A [ __ ] lot. A ton. A TRUCKLOAD. JUST STOP ME AT ANY TIME. >> YEAH, 10 cookies wouldn't work, Junior. That's like $5,000 per cookie. >> Thank you. >>

Yeah. Yeah. $5,000 a cookie. DON'T DO THAT. >> NO. NO. NO. IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. NO ONE'S GOING TO PAY $5,000 for a cookie. >> Bill Gates would >> junior. We're not selling to Bill Gates. >> Well, is Warren Buffett? >> No. >> Steve Jobs. >> He's dead. >> Well, he'll still buy him cuz $5,000 and we we lie to people and say that the Cookie makes you live forever. >> But but it doesn't, Junior. >> We lie. Nothing bad ever came from lying. >> I don't know about that, Junior. That's stupid. >> No.

$5,000 a cookie. Come on. And Chucky, you can make the cookies. >> What do I get out of it? >> What do you get out of it? >> Yes. >> Um hm. Uh if we sell $50,000 worth of Cookies, I'll give you half. IT'S JUNIOR NOW. >> WELL, HAVE A STICK ON IT THEN. >> I JUST THOUGHT >> WHY DID YOU DO THAT, JUNIOR? >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> NOW WE HAVE TO RAISE $75,000. >> NO, we don't. Why do we have to raise 75? We have to RAISE 50. >> BECAUSE WE'RE GIVING CHEF PP HALF.

And that's $25,000 by itself. >> I don't know what you're talking about, Cody. We have to raise $50,000, not 75. [Music] Get wrecked. Fortnite news. >> Oh, hey. >> Uh, hey, I'm playing Fortnite now. Just leave me alone. >> Oh, okay. Okay. I just came to flex my master emerald. Me and this bad boy win first place in Fortnite all the time with its mythical powers. >> Really? >> Yeah. Anyways, see you later, scrub. >> Wait, I need it. Come back here. >> JUNIOR, THE FIRST BATCH of >> Oh, wow. Chef, these are some good

looking cookies. >> I know. I know. >> I'm going to try one. >> Junior, no. We have to sell those. >> Well, but I'm hungry and and I think we should try them before we sell Junior, they're probably fine. We're not going to sell any of them. >> No, no, no. What if they taste bad? >> Junior, what are you trying to say, Junior? I cooked them myself. >> I'm just saying. What if you peed in them? >> Well, I wouldn't do anything like that, you idiot. >> Okay. I think we should try them to

make sure they're good before we sell them. >> Fine. We We should all try one. >> Okay. Yeah, we're all >> No. No. We all try the same cookie. >> I'm not eating at you, Cody. You eat Butt. >> Well, that may be true, Junior, but we're not going to wait. So, are you? I'm going to cook some MORE COOKIES. >> OH, CAN I PUT IT IN? CAN I put IT IN? >> NO. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A BIG I WANT TO PUT IT IN. YOU CLOSE IT. >> I CAN'T MAKE A COOKIE. >> J,

GET HIM OUT OF THERE. JUNIOR, HELP ME IN THE DOOR. >> OH GOD. OH GOD. >> ALL RIGHT. So your friend Chef Peepee, he has thirdderee burns all over his body except for right between his eyes. And he doesn't have medical insurance either. So his medical bills are going to be another $50,000. >> Junior, this is all your fault. >> Oh, switch. >> JUNIOR, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. >> HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? IF YOU HADN'T SHOVED CHEF PB INTO AN OVEN, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM. >> WELL, WE don't have a problem. He

should let me put the cookies in the oven. HE WAS BEING SELFISH. >> WE DO HAVE A PROBLEM, JUNIOR. WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH $125,000. >> WHAT? WELL, that's not that bad. >> IT'S NOT THAT BAD, JUNIOR. HOW ARE WE GOING TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY NOW? >> OKAY. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. You'll bake the cookies and I'll sell them. It'll work out. >> Fine, I guess. >> So, uh, am I going to get my money or not? >> What? What is wrong with his voice? >> Just don't question it. The actor can't

play both characters at the same time. Come on. Come on. One. Two. 3,000. Oh man, how'd I just do 3,000 sit-ups without breaking a sweat? >> Oh, hey Jet. >> Is someone trying to talk to me? >> Yeah, I am. >> Oh, I didn't see you down there, Strawberry Shortcake. >> Oh. Oh, CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? >> WHOA. WHAT IS THAT THING? >> This is the master emerald. This is the master emerald. >> Oh, sorry. We're two different things. Okay. Yeah, it pretty much lets me do anything. >> What? That thing will let you

do Anything? >> Yeah, >> anything. >> Like I could turn into an airplane. >> Yeah, you could if you had the Master Emerald, but you don't. >> Well, well, I I want it. What can I do to have it? >> Nothing. >> Well, I mean I I I don't think you should have it. I mean I mean it makes you look kind of short. >> What' you just call me? >> I mean I'm just saying this this thing makes you look really short when you hold it. >> CALL ME SHORT ONE MORE TIME. WAIT, I'M

NOT CALLING you short. That guy is calling you short over there. >> What guy? >> God damn it. >> What are you doing? >> I didn't know it'd be that heavy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, me and the Master Emerald are just going to head out. >> How you How you living like that? >> I really want that Master Emerald. I could turn into an airplane. I'm going to find a way to get it. >> All right, Junior. You focus on selling those cookies while I make these. >> Uh, do you know how to make cookies,

Cody? >> Well, well, yeah. It's not that complicated. I can probably figure it out. All right, Chef Cody. >> Yeah, I like that. I like the sound of that. >> Yeah. So, I'm going to sell these cookies and I'm going to make a lot of money. >> Yeah, you better better make $125,000 worth. >> Hey, uh Black Yoshi. >> What up, folks? >> Uh you want to buy some cookies? They're $5,000 a piece. >> $5,000 for cookies? >> Yeah. Yeah, they're they're really good. And if you eat them, they make you uh live forever. >>

Man, I don't care about that, folk man. I can't afford them. Uh I I mean if you eat them uh the the cops will stop bothering you. >> They will? >> Yeah. Yeah. Then they'll go away completely. >> I'll take I'll TAKE THE WHOLE DAY, FOLKS. >> YEAH. YOU'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM? >> YEAH, MAN. But but I can't pay you till next week when my welfare check comes in. >> Oh. Oh. Well, that's fine then. >> All right, cool. >> All right, awesome. >> Those are some good looking cookies. >> Guess who just sold

the whole batch of cookies for $5,000 a piece? >> No, you didn't. Are you effing kidding me, Junior? >> I'm not effing kidding you, Cody. I actually did. >> OH MY GOD. REALLY? SO, YOU made like $60,000. >> 60,000 big ones. >> THAT'S GREAT. WHERE'S THE MONEY? >> Uh oh. He said he'll pay me next week. >> JUNIOR, WE DON'T HAVE NEXT WEEK. WE NEED THE MONEY TODAY. >> WELL, NO. HE SAID HE'LL PAY ME NEXT week when his welfare check comes in. >> DAMN IT, JUNIOR. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE MONEY. >> HE DON'T

KNOW THAT. HE'S A NICE PERSON. >> JUNIOR, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? YOU JUST GAVE AWAY A WHOLE BATCH OF COOKIES. >> I didn't give them away. He'll pay me next week. So, next week I'll have $60,000. >> Junior, we're not getting paid. >> YEAH, WE ARE. YOU don't know that. Look, look, look. What's wrong with these cookies? >> What? Nothing's wrong with them. What Are you talking about? >> What's the stuff on top of them? >> You mean sprinkles? >> Yeah. >> Well, I just had to gay it up a little bit.

You know, it's >> I don't think anyone's going to buy these. >> Of course they are. >> We're supposed to make chocolate chip cookies, not sprinkle cookies. >> Well, people like sprinkles. >> No, they're like toothpaste and ORANGE JUICE. >> WHAT? JUNIOR, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. IT HAS NOTHING to do with it. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT THESE COOKIES? >> WHAT? >> JUNIOR, YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK ABOUT THOSE STUPID COOKIES. >> JUNIOR, WAIT. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES? >> OH, they're broke ON THE FLOOR. JUNIOR, YOU

BROKE MY GLASSES, YOU [ __ ] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET OUT OF THE WE NEED ALL OF THIS MONEY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO NOW. >> WELL, CODY, I'M SORRY ABOUT BREAKING YOUR GLASSES. I >> JUNIOR, HOW AM I SUPPOSED to cope with no glasses? >> I'm over here. >> What? >> I'm I'm over here. >> Junior, this has all GONE WRONG. I I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. YOU JUST GAVE AWAY A BATCH OF COOKIES. YOU DESTROYED ANOTHER BATCH OF COOKIES. I

CAN'T SEE. AND WE'RE STILL $125,000 IN THE RED. >> CODY, calm down. Calm down. Look. Look. I'll start making the cookies and you can sell them. >> I can't sell them. I can't see. >> You can see. >> I CAN'T. DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT SEE. JUNIOR, >> WAIT. YOU HAVE EYES. I >> I DOESN'T MEAN THAT I CAN SEE. I can't see anything without my glasses. >> Look, I've seen chef make cookies before. So, I'll make the cookies. You sell them. Okay. >> I don't see that we have any choice. Do

you even know how to make cookies? >> Yes. Yes. I I'm a pro at making cookies. I make cookies all the time. Make Cookies in my sleep. >> All right. All right. Fine. Screw it. We We'll try it. >> All right. I I'll go bake the cookies. All right. >> Fine. All right, I'm ready to make me some cookies. >> All right, Junior, just please do it right. >> I'll do it right. I know how to make cookies. I'm not stupid. >> Okay. >> All right. Start off with an egg. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Okay.

Yeah. Start start off start off with an egg. All right. >> Uh, Junior, what was that? >> Uh, I was cracking an egg to to make cookies. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> All right. I got Okay. No. Okay. I'm hearing a lot of a lot of crashing. Junior. Yeah. >> What? What? What? You're not just Junior. Junior, what are you doing? >> I'm making What is all of this noise? I feel like there's a lot of popping going on. >> I'm just making cookies. >> Junior, that that doesn't sound like cookies. >> I'm making cookies.

>> Junior. Junior. Junior. >> What? >> You're not just like throwing eggs at the pan, are you? >> No. >> Cuz that would be the stupidest thing you could possibly be doing. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Uh, well, I'm not doing that. I'm I'm not doing that. Um, uh, hold on. >> Okay. [Applause] Um, >> that's cookie crumbs, I think. >> Okay. It's very crummy. >> All right. So, um, they're ready to go in the oven. >> Are you sure? >> Yep. >> It doesn't That was really fast. >> Okay. Looks like I finally showed

everyone my master emerald. >> What's up, [ __ ] >> What do you want? I was just wondering If you could ask your mother why she hasn't called me in a while. And then I realized she's in a coma from all the banging. Uh uh uh. >> Well, look what I have. >> Your mother's virginity? Oh, wait. I have that. Uh uh. >> THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. >> How does it not make sense? I have her virginity because I was the first to bang her. And I will be the last. >> That still doesn't

MAKE SENSE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. >> YOU MUST have got your kinkiness from your mother. She likes to have stuff in her face, too. >> It's not worth it. It's not worth it, Knuckles. You're better than this. It's nothing to you. Just You're hungry. Just go get some food to go get some lunch. You know what? I'm out. >> Which I didn't pull with your mother. >> What? >> I didn't pull out when I banged your mom. Uh uh. You know, your mother sure does love pie. >> What?

What pie? >> Cream pie. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO CHOKE YOU LIKE I CHOKED your mother. >> Okay, Cody, I got my first batch of cookies done. THEY LOOK AWESOME. >> JUNIOR, WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE throw up? >> Hey. Hey, I didn't say yours smell like throw up. >> No, you didn't. You just threw them on the floor. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But anyway, mine are cooler because they're timid red. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are they red? >> Uh, because I put a secret ingredient in them. >> Junior, what

did you put in these cookies? >> It just sound really cool. Just try them. >> No, Junior. I'm not trying red cookies unless I know what's in them. What is it? >> It's really good. It's edible. Just please try. It's awesome. You'll love it. >> Good. It's edible. That's very reassuring. >> OH GOD, DUDE. JUNIOR, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? OH GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING. >> I I put KETCHUP IN KETCHUP, JUNIOR. WHY WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP IN COOKIES? >> BECAUSE IT MADE THEM TASTE BETTER. It made them COOL COLORS. >> OH GOD, JUNIOR. WHAT

IS WRONG WITH YOU? >> It's better. >> IT'S NOT BETTER, JUNIOR. AND WHY? WHY DOES IT TASTE SO much like eggs? >> Oh, cuz there's eggshells in it, >> JUNIOR. THERE'S EGGSHELLS IN THE COOKIES. How the hell am I SUPPOSED TO SELL EGGSHELL and ketchup cookies? >> Well, you could tell people that no one else in the cookie game can catch up. >> That's okay. That's That's pretty good. I can work with that. All right. All right. Fine. Here's what we'll do. I'll just I'll try to sell these cookies. Junior, make more cookies. But please,

God, just follow the directions. No more ketchup cookies. All right. >> I'll try to get help. Okay. >> Okay. I I will try to sell these. Excuse me, sir or madam. I I am selling cookies to help my two friends who were horribly injured earlier today. Uh we need to raise money to pay for their medical bills. So far, we need to raise a total of $125,000 and we don't have any yet. So, if you could just please buy some cookies, that would be a really, really big help. Thank you. >> Cody, who are you

talking to? >> I'm talking to this nice gentleman in front of me, and I think he's about to buy that. That's a lamp, Cody. >> It's a DAMN IT, JUNIOR. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. YOU CAN'T EVEN COOK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. >> CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. I FOUND A SOLUTION. I'm over here. I'm over here. >> What? Okay. >> Yeah. I just have like eight batches of Cookies ready right now. >> You have eight batches. >> Eight batches of chocolate chip cookies ready. >> No ketchup. >>

No ketchup. >> Okay. Show me. >> Come. Come. Come on. >> I can't believe this. >> STOP CHOKING ME. >> Come on. Your mother lasts longer than this. Tails, he was just here. We got to go after him. >> Yeah, let's go. >> Come on. >> All right, Cody, you don't have to be mad anymore. All our problems are solved. >> That would be really good, Junior. >> All right, this is what happened. I went to the store and I bought cookies already made. So, all we have to do is sell them. >> You bought

cookies? >> Yeah, I bought them already made. >> How much did the cookies cost, Junior? >> About $100? >> $100? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Where'd you get the money for the cookies? >> I I I borrowed it from my dad. >> GREAT. GREAT. SO NOW WE OWE $125,100. JUNIOR, >> DON'T YELL. DON'T YELL. CUZ LOOK, we Have to sell these cookies. THAT WAY IT'S EASY. >> JUNIOR, IT'S NOT EASY. NOTHING IS EASY. NONE OF HIS HAS been easy. I CAN'T SEE. YOU CAN'T COOK. WE OWE EVEN MORE MONEY. AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY IT'S

GOING TO COST TO REPLACE MY GLASSES. JUNIOR, WE HAVE MORE DEBT AS 8-YEAR-OLDS THAN THE AVERAGE ADULT. >> CALM DOWN. JUST eat some cookies and calm down. >> JUNIOR, YOU [ __ ] TO CONT I I know somebody I know somebody that'll buy all these cookies for for the MONEY WE OWE. >> JUNIOR, WHO WHO WOULD POSSIBLY BUY ALL OF THESE COOKIES FOR THAT MUCH MONEY? THEY'D HAVE TO BE [ __ ] >> Finally somewhere safe. Just you and me >> and me and me >> AND ME AND ME. >> WAIT, WHAT? THIS IS MY

EMERALD. >> BUT I WANT IT. SO DO I. >> YEAH, me too. But hey, guys. Guys, I think we all want the emerald, but there's got to be a civil way that we can decide who this emerald belongs to. Right. Right. YES. >> OKAY. >> LIKE HOW? >> ALL RIGHT. THIS THIS this is how we're going to decide it. Whoever has the most green on them gets to keep the emerald. And uh I think I think I have the most green. Right. Right. >> Well, I got green eyes. >> Okay. That's like like a little

bit of YOUR BODY. >> WELL, I HAVE BLUE EYES. MY BODY'S YELLOW. And that makes green. >> Okay. Now you're just doing math. >> My favorite color is green. >> Okay. You could just be making that up. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I have green socks. >> Okay, that those are socks. You can buy those at Foot Locker. Oh, guys, guys, how about this? How about this? Whoever's body is 80% green gets the emerald. And uh raise your hand if your body is 80% green. Huh? Oh, what? No one else? Just me? Oh, well, I rules

are rules. >> NO, YOU DON'T. >> NO, I WANT IT. I want it. >> Junior, who is this guy? >> He likes cookies. >> Okay. >> Um, excuse me, sir. Uh, we're selling cookies and um we were wondering if you Were interested in buying. >> I like cookies. Oh, well. >> Um, the these are chocolate chip and and they're really good. >> Chocolate chip. >> Yeah. >> Let's try one. >> I don't like them. But, um, how much you looking to get these cookies? >> Um, $125,000. >> $125,000. That's what I got right here. >>

We need that money. Wow, Jeffy, where'd you get all that money? >> Oh, my daddy's a tooth fairy and Easter bunny. I got a pretty cool daddy. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Well, well, we need all that money for for these cookies if if that if that'll be good. >> Um, well, I was thinking more along the lines of $10,000. >> $10,000. Junior, take it >> then. No deal. >> What are you doing, Junior? That's a great deal. >> I spent $100 on these cookies. >> 20,000. >> 20,000? I 30,000. >> JUNIOR, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING? >> 50,000. 70,000. I don't know how long this is going to last. Just stop while we're ahead, please. >> No, no. He's only offering $70,000. We need $125. Uh, how about 80,000? >> Junior. >> Um, I don't know. 90. >> But no, no, no deal. >> You have him at 90, please. We don't know how long this is going to last. Just please. >> I'm going for 100. $100,000. >> What are you doing? >> Nope. 99,000. >> Uh, no. 100,000 or we're leaving. >> Please. No. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? >> BYE. >> OKAY.

BYE. WE'LL FIND OUT. >> NO. We You tried to give us $99,000. What a ripoff. >> THAT'S AMAZING DEAL. NO. NO. [Music] >> You know what? I don't give a [ __ ] anymore, >> MAN. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. >> NO, IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I'M PRETTY SURE KNUCKLES DID IT. >> YEAH, IT WAS KNUCKLES. NOW, what am I going to do with it? IT'S ALL BROKEN. >> YEAH, I NEED IT FOR MY BRAIN, BUT I CAN'T USE THAT. AND I NEEDED IT TO win Fortnite, and I can't use it anymore. YEAH, I'M GONE.

>> YEAH, I'M OUT OF HERE. Oh my god, Junior. You're such an idiot. He was going to give us $99,000, but no, you had to be greedy. Just $1,000 more and we could just not pay Chef Pee and all our problems would go away. >> Cody, just calm down. Look, we still Have our cookies. We can sell them. >> Oh my god. What? What? What is that? WHAT? >> WE LIKE COOKIES. >> DAMN IT, JUNIOR. YOU LET COOKIE MONSTER IN THE HOUSE. YOU KNOW, NOT TO LET HIM IN THE HOUSE. >> I DIDN'T I DIDN'T

THINK YOU COOKIES. >> HIS NAME IS COOKIE MONSTER. OF COURSE, HE'S GOING TO EAT THE GODDAMN COOKIE. >> COOKIE MONSTER, GO. GET OUT OF HERE. YOU GO, GO, GO. GET IT. >> OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WE DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES NOW. >> ALL THE COOKIES. I DON'T KNOW, JUNIOR. >> I Who's that? >> I I can't even imagine. >> Time to put everything back together. Those idiots. Okay, one last piece. [Music] >> Uh, hello. >> Congratulations, you've just won $100,000 on the most DANGEROUS VIDEO CONTEST. >> OH MY GOD, JUNIOR. THIS IS

PERFECT. ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED. Thank God. No, no, no, it's not. Uh, we we need 125,000. We don't want it. >> You don't want it? >> Yeah. No, we want it. We want all of it. Thank you. Please. I'll I'll just take it all right now. >> Congratulations. >> Thank you. Have a nice day. >> It's good to have you back, Joseph. >> Yeah, dude. It sucks breaking every bone in my body, but at least I'm here, right? >> Yeah, it was really hard raising $100,000. >> Don't even talk about it, Junior. >>

So, guys, what do y'all want to do now? >> H I don't know. >> You guys want to go lay down in the middle of the road on the interstate? >> Dude, boss Junior, >> let's go. LET'S DO IT. LET'S do it. >> Dude, I can't believe JUNIOR BROKE EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY. >> YEAH, let's go make some cookies. >> Oh, okay. Oh, I'll get a ketchup. [Music] >> Hi, Daddy. Why can't I see anything? Am I blind? >> No, Jeffy, you're not blind. I put a blindfold on you cuz I got you a

birthday surprise. >> Birthday surprise? >> Yeah, a birthday surprise. All right, Jeffy, I'm going to open your eyes. Happy birthday. >> HOLY TESTICLES, DADDY. YOU GOT ME A BOUNCY HOUSE. >> YEP, JEFFY. I GOT YOU A bounce house. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DADDY? >> NO. NO. GO JUMP IN, IT GO JUMP IN IT. >> YAY. >> OH, MARIO. He's so happy. >> Yeah, I knew he'd love it. It just took forever to get this thing inside the house. >> Where'd you get it from? >> I got it from Toys R Us. >> Oh, well,

you know what else is today, Mario? >> What? >> The solar eclipse. >> What? A solar eclipse? >> Yeah, it's when the moon blocks out the sun. >> Oh, Jeffy. Oh, Jeffy. Oh, no. Jeffy. Jeffy. >> Daddy. Why did the house pop? >> I don't know, Jeffy. I guess it's just cheap. But but don't worry. I got you another surprise. >> Oh, no. Surprise. >> Yeah. Come on, JEFFY. FOLLOW ME. >> OH, MAN. SONIC SURPRISE birthday party is going to be amazing. I JUST HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING READY. >> TAILS. >> Sony's coming all the

stuff. >> Hey, Tails. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> OH, HEY SONIC. YOU KNOW ME. JUST drawing stuff. >> What are you drawing? Uh, you know, something ugly. >> Is Is that me? >> No. HEY, SONIC. IS THAT THE MAILMAN? >> THE MAILMAN? >> YEAH, I think I heard him. GO GET HIM, BOY. GO. >> ALL RIGHT. >> That's a close one. Now I just HAVE TO CALL EVERYBODY. HEY, EVERYBODY EXCEPT SONIC. >> ALL RIGHT, JEFFY, it's time for your second surprise. >> Hey, um, Daddy, why can't I see anything again? And why am I holding

a bat? >> Because Jeffy, you're going to hit a piñata with that bat. What's your banana? >> Uh, it's a it's a horsey full of candy. >> A HORSEY FULL OF CANDY? I DON'T SEE A HORSEY FULL OF CANDY. >> WELL, you can't see it, Jeffy. You have to have your blindfold on. >> Why? >> Because you're supposed to hit the horse with your bat. >> Why are you doing it? >> Because you're supposed to beat the horse until all the candy comes out. >> Okay, Danny. But how am I going to hit the horse

if I can't see it? >> Well, that's the part of the game. You're not supposed to see it. You're Supposed to just run up there and just swing your bat and hope you hit it. >> And I won't get in trouble. >> Nope, you won't get in trouble. Just swing at it. >> All right, Daddy. Jeffy Jeffy JEFFY JEFFY STOP IT. JEFFY, STOP IT. STOP THAT, JEFFY. DID I GET THE HORSEY GUY? >> NO, YOU YOU MESSED IT COMPLETELY, JEFFY. OH MY GOD. Put a hole in the wall. >> Mario, you can't get mad at

him. He just Did what you told him to do. >> I know. I know. Just Just take him into the kitchen. I'm going to I'm going to ask Jeffy how's his birthday cake's doing. Just give me that back. >> Come on, Jeffy. After so many hours, this cake is finally done. >> Hey, Chef Pep, are you done with Jeffy's birthday cake yet? >> Yeah, Mario, IT'S RIGHT HERE. >> BUT WOW, THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE A CHEERIO BOX. >> Thank you. But one question. Why did you have me make a Cheerio box cake? >> Well, because

Jeffy really likes Cheerios, so he wanted a Cheerio cake. >> Oh, well, get your stupid cake. I got to clean up the kitchen. >> All right. Thank you so much, Cheffy B. He's going to love this. >> All right, Jeffy. Here's your birthday cake. >> My birthday cake? You Cheerio box, Daddy? >> Yeah, it's a Cheerio box. Can I stick my pee in it? >> No, Jeffy. It's a birthday cake here. Think your peepee in it? A Wait, wait. Where's Roselina? I don't even know. Hold on, Jeff. I'll be right back. She She has to

be here for this. >> Oh, hey, Tails. Is something wrong? DO I NEED TO PUNCH SOMEBODY IN THE FACE? >> NO, KNUCKLES. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. I JUST HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. >> DID SOMEONE CALL someone sexy? Cuz I'm Right here. >> Uh, no, Jet. I just wanted to TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT SONIC'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> A BIRTHDAY PARTY? >> DID SOMEBODY SAY PARTY? LET'S GET NAKED. >> WAIT, WHY IS HE getting a surprise birthday party? >> BECAUSE IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, JET. OH, I didn't know it was his birthday today. >> Me either. You guys

didn't throw me a surprise birthday party. That's not Fair. >> WELL, IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY, and I need your guys' help with stuff. So, Knuckles, do you THINK YOU CAN GRAB uh the PIñATA AND SOME BALLOONS? >> OH, YEAH. Got it. A piñata. >> And uh Panda, do you think you can grab the strippers AND THE CONFETTI? >> OF COURSE I CAN. >> WHAT STRIPPERS? He gets strippers at his BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> OF COURSE HE DOES, JET. HE'S MY BOY. >> WELL, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. I want a big surprise birthday

party with a pinñata and strippers. What else did you get him? >> Oh, Jed, I also got him this. >> What is that? >> It's a solid gold watch. >> Damn, that [ __ ] IS HARD. I MEAN I MEAN I mean I mean that watch is dumb. There's not even numbers on it. How can you even tell time? >> You don't need to tell time. IT'S JUST SOLID GOLD. >> I know. I mean it's dumb. That's a That's a dumb watch. I mean, what else you get them? Just that. Just a stupid watch. >>

No, of course not. I also got him THE DVD SET OF HARRY POTTER. >> Of Harry Potter? I I bet it's not even Blu-ray, >> Jack. Of course it's Blu-ray, >> damn. I mean, that's stupid. The DVD. No one even uses DVDs anymore. It's about Netflix and Hulu and and stuff like that. That's dumb. You got all this dumb. What do you even need my help with? You know, >> I just need YOU TO DISTRACT SONIC. MAKE SURE HE DOES NOT SHOW UP TO HIS SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> DISTRACT HIM. That's the dumbest thing. I

I want to go get the strippers. >> No, Jay. You just make You just make sure that he just doesn't show up to his birthday party. Make sure he doesn't show up. >> I mean, he can show up and but just wait until I'm ready. >> Well, I'll make sure he doesn't show up. I'll make sure he doesn't show up to his party. He won't show up. Don't worry. He won't show up. He's not going to show up. >> Oo. >> What? Baby, what are you doing? >> The solar eclipse is about to happen, Mario.

>> Well, Jeffy needs to blow out his birthday candles. >> Oh, well, let's hurry. I don't want to miss this. >> Okay, we'll hurry. We'll hurry. All right, let's sing happy BIRTHDAY TO JEFFY. >> JEFFY. >> JEFFY. JEFFY, STOP IT. JEFFY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WAS GIVING THE CHEERIO BOX MY PEEP PE. >> OH, JEFFY, NOW WE CAN'T EAT cake cuz Your pee PEE WAS IN IT. >> HURRY TO MAKE A WISH, JEFFY. THE SOLAR ECLIPSE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. >> A WISH? WHAT DO I wish for? >> Well, Jeffy, it's your birthday. You

can wish for whatever you want. So, blow out the candles and wish for whatever you want. >> Whatever I want. H [Music] >> THE SOLAR ECLIPSE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. JEFFY, HURRY AND MAKE A WISH. >> I wish today would last forever. [Music] Prepare to die, you filthy maggot. >> SHADOW, JUST THE MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR. HA, >> I didn't know you want to die that badly. >> TODAY IS SONIC'S BIRTHDAY, AND I need your HELP GETTING THE CAKE. >> It's Sonic's birthday. I can't kill Sonic on his birthday. Birthdays are off limits. All

right, looks like you maggots get to live for another day. I'll go get the cake. >> THANKS, SHADOW. ALL RIGHT, NOW to just finish setting up the REST OF THE SURPRISE PARTY. >> YAY, JEFFY. You made your wish. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> YOU WANT A PIECE OF YOUR CAKE, JEFFY? JEFFY, WHAT? JEFFY, >> COME ON, MORGAN. LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND WATCH THE SOLAR ECLIPSE BEFORE IT'S OVER. >> COME ON, JEFFY. I'LL YELL AT you later. >> Wa! It's a total solar eclipse, Mario. >> It looks so amazing. >> It looks like a butthole,

Daddy. >> Well, how long does it usually last? >> About a minute. >> Oh, so let's enjoy this minute. Uh, I thought you said this only lasts a minute. It does, but it's been like 10 minutes. >> What's going on? >> Um, Danny, what would happen if that butthole started pooping? That'd be some big poops. >> Um, I think we should go turn on the news and find out what's going on. [Music] >> Breaking news, the solar eclipse just won't stop. NASA's holding an emergency press conference. Let's go to that. >> Uh, hello there. I'm

Space Cadet Brooklyn T guy. I'm with NASA. Uh we Called this emergency press conference here today because the solar eclipse that was supposed to happen today is still going on. Uh it was only supposed to last a minute. It uh it has now lasted 15 minutes and the moon has not moved. So we're a little scared, but uh we're going to wait another 5 minutes before we before we really start freaking out. >> Oh no, Mario. The moon isn't moving. >> Wait, WHY IS IT DOING THAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? ARE WE GOING TO DIE? WE'RE GOING

TO DIE. >> MARIO, CALM DOWN. EVERYTHING WILL PROBABLY be okay. We should just wait the 5 minutes like the astronaut said. >> Okay, we'll just we'll just wait the 5 minutes, I guess. >> Dad, did the butthole in the sky do something bad? >> We We don't know yet, JEFFY. >> BAD BUTTHOLE. BAD. YOU BETTER STOP WHAT YOU'RE doing right now before I come up There and lick it. Huh? No male. Tails lied. I'm going to go yell at him. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE TAILS LIED TO ME. >> SONIC, JUST THE hedgehog I want to

see. What's up, player? Oh, hey J. What do you want? >> What do I want? I just want to tell you happy birthday, man. Happy birthday. Fist me. Fist me hard. >> You remember my birthday? >> Of course I remember your birthday. Your Birthday? Are you kidding me? That's the only birthday I remember. You look at my calendar. There's your birthday right there highlighted. I made sure I have glitter on it to make sure I don't forget your birthday. I don't even have a calendar anymore. I just ripped your birthday out of the calendar and

I taped it on my walls. That's the only thing I see. That's creepy. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. But sorry, I just want to tell you that Tails is throwing you a Surprise birthday party today. >> Wow. Thanks, Jack. Thanks for ruining the surprise. >> Look, I had to ruin the surprise. Look, they wanted me to distract you to make sure you didn't walk in on your birthday party getting all set up and stuff, you know. >> Isn't the party here? >> Here. You make me laugh, Sonic. You make me laugh, buddy. Your

party's not here. No, There's no way it's here. Your party not here. This house is not where your party's being thrown at. Are you crazy to think that they would throw your party here? A a guy as special as you to have a party in this raggedy old beat down house? No. No. Your party is not here. What? Ask me where your party is. >> Where's my party at? >> Not here. Your party is not here. Your party not here. Here. Not your party. That Guys, I I want you to understand Your party would never

be here. So don't think for a second that your party's here because it's not. Your party's not here. I wouldn't let that happen because you're amazing. You're amazing. I would not let your party be here. So ask me again where your [ __ ] party is cuz it's not here. Where is my party, Jet? Not here. It's in California. It's actually on the Golden Gate Bridge. >> San Francisco. >> San Francisco. That's my place. That's the party city, boy. That's your birthday. Your birthday's in San Francisco. So you better get going. >> Okay, just let

me go grab a few things. >> Oh, no, no, no. You don't need to pack or anything. You're getting clothes for your birthday, they told me. And also, you don't wear clothes. You're a naked freak. Just look. No, look. Everything is situated. Just go to the airport, buy yourself a flight, get to San Francisco. Get there. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Go, go, go, go. Your party is not here. San Francisco, baby. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, so the moon has still not moved. It's It's still blocking the sun. Uh it would it would be really

nice if the moon would would please move. Please, please move. Uh sunlight is crucial for uh humans and plant life on Earth. And without sunlight, we could all die. But uh we we are working on a Solution to this problem to try to fix this situation. But uh WE COULD ALL DIE. >> WE'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE GOING TO DIE. >> MARIO, stop freaking out. You're going to scare Jeffy on his birthday. >> He doesn't even understand what's going on. Listen here, Mr. Butthole. YOU'RE SCARING MY DADDY. YOU BETTER stop right now. Hey, daddy. Um

how do you wipe your butt if you're scared of buttholes? I'm not scared of buttholes, Tiffy. >> Okay, SO WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. UH, NO. Before you ask, the the moon has not moved out of the way of the sun, but we do have some solutions on how we can move the moon out of the way of the sun. Okay, so first we're going to try scaring the moon so it runs away. All right, I'll be right back. Okay, I'm going to sneak up and scare the moon. Boom. Did Did it work? Are you

scared? Well, that didn't work. That is one fearless moon. But don't panic. We got More ideas. Uh, next we're going to try to wrap a bunch of rope around the moon and tow it away. Uh, I I'm going to need a lot more rope than this. About 35 million ft of rope, but I I think I know a guy. Just I'll be right back. Okay, so I got the rope tied around the moon. Luckily, I had a friend that owns a rope store and just had stock piles of rope sitting around. So, yeah, LET'S MOVE

THIS MOON. COME ON, YOU BASTARD. MOVE. ALL RIGHT, let me kick it into maximum Overdrive. Damn it. The rope broke. THAT'S IT. THE MOON IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. ALL RIGHT, so we have no other choice. We're going to have to We're going to have to nuke the moon. But I mean I mean, come on. What has the moon ever done for us, right? All right, let's nuke that moon. YEAH, TAKE THAT MOON. YEAH, TAKE THAT, you Oh, man. All right, the nuke didn't Work. It just made more craters on the moon. So,

we've done everything we can to move the moon. So, it looks like we're just going to have to accept it. Uh, we've decided to put Christmas lights all over the moon to try to lighten it up and get some of that sunlight back. I'll be right back. Well, that's just tacky. What? Oh, great. One went out. Now, the whole thing went out. And now I got to find which one went out and replace it. But There's over 7 trillion lights up there. It's going to take forever. I'm not doing that. >> All right, guys. So,

we've tried everything in our power to fix this moon problem, and it's not working. So, it looks like this is the end of humanity. Uh, if anybody at home knows how we could fix this problem, please let us know, cuz we are stumped. >> I don't want to die, Mario. >> Me either, baby. >> Mommy, daddy, >> what? Jeffy, >> I got puffy balls on my cone hat. >> I wish TODAY WOULD GO BACK TO NORMAL. >> ME, TOO. I wish I could help, daddy, but I already used my birthday wish. >> Jeffy, >> what?

>> You wished for your birthday wish that today would never end, right? >> Yeah, >> baby. What if his wish came true? He Made that wish during the solar eclipse and then everything like stood still. So, what if his birthday wish came true? >> Oh, don't be ridiculous, Mario. >> You want to know what's ridiculous, Mommy? Puffy balls on my cone hat. >> I'm going to call NASA. That has to be it. I'm going to call NASA. Okay. I got my Sonic costume on and it's my birthday. It's my birthday. >> DID YOU GET SONIC

TO LEAVE? OH, HEY SONIC. >> HEY, what's up? >> You have one job, Jet. One. Uh, happy birthday, buddy. >> Oh, yeah. It is my birthday. Me, Sonic. My birthday. Yeah. Thank Thanks. Thanks for saying that. Yeah. >> So, you want to DO THE SECRET BEST friend handshake? >> Uh, uh, no, that that's not gay. Don't Don't ruin my birthday with that gay stuff, you know. >> Uh, okay. Well, what do you plan on Doing for your birthday? Uh, nothing. I I have nothing to do, man. Boy, boy, do I wish someone would throw me

a surprise birthday party. That'd be so cool. >> Did Jet tell him something? Hey, uh, did Jet tell you anything? >> But, Jet, you mean that sexy hunk of a bird? Oh, yeah. Of course he told me something. He walked up to me and I said, "Damn, is he walking towards me? Is that sexy Jet walking towards me?" And I said, "What would you like, Master Jet?" And he said, "Do I look mighty fine today?" I said, "You sure do. You sure do." He did. He looked really fine. I started bowing down. I was like,

"I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy to be in the presence of that sexy man." Oh, man. He's gorge. I wish I was him. I really, really wish I was him. That's what I want for my birthday. To be Jed. >> Um, okay. Well, I uh need you to get me something at the store. >> Oh, I get it. You want me out of the House? >> Uh, no. We just um ran out of toilet paper. >> Sure we did. Sure we did. All right, I'll go get you your toilet paper, I guess. >> Thanks, Sonic.

Be back in exactly 1 hour. >> I guess you have a pretty big [ __ ] planned in 1 hour. I'll make it quick cuz that's my name. Quick, quick, Sonic. But quick. >> Uh hello. >> Hey, it's me from NASA. I came as soon as you called. We really need suggestions for how to move that moon. And please tell me your suggestion is not to eat it. The moon is not made out of cheese. People keep thinking that. >> Oh, no, no, no. It's not that. Come on. It's something important. >> All right. All

right. What's going on here? >> Well, today's my son's birthday. >> Oh, clearly. Look at that puffy bald cone hat. >> Thanks. >> Well, anyway, my son made a birthday wish and he wished during the solar eclipse that today would never end. >> Oh my god, HE DID WHAT? >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> Everybody knows you get one wish every year on your birthday and it always comes true. >> I didn't know that. >> Well, yeah. Usually people use it on like a bike or a new toy or something stupid. NOT NOT THAT. SO, IS HE

A BALL or not? What do we do then? >> I don't know. This is crazy. I don't know how to reverse a wish. >> I don't even know what to do. >> Well, Mario, if a person gets one wish on their birthday every year, why don't we find someone else whose birthday is today and have them wish everything was back to normal? >> Hey, hey, I'm the astronaut here. I come up with the solutions. Okay. >> Yeah, he's the astronaut, baby. >> Oh, I got it. I got it. How about if we find somebody else

whose birthday is today and we make them wish that EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL? WHAT? THAT'S GENIUS. IS THAT GENIUS? MAYBE. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. YEAH. SEE, that's why I'm the astronaut. >> Yeah, he's the astronaut. Okay. Okay. So, so who else has a birthday today? >> Well, see, we got to find somebody whose birthday's on the same day. So, I'll go check the database. >> All right. I wonder whose birthday is today. I guess I'll just wait outside for an hour or or get some toilet paper. Oh, man. This costume seems hot. >> ALL

RIGHT. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE EVERYTHING READY FOR THE PARTY. LET'S DOUBLE CHECK THE LIST. PIñATA, CHECK. Cake check. Gifts and balloons. Checkeroni. STRIPPERS. >> SEE POPPY. SEE POPPY. >> OKAY. OKAY. The confetti. Uh uh. Panda. WHERE'S THE CONFETTI? IT'S in the stripper. Okay. >> This cake is quite delicious. >> What flavor is it? >> Na. >> Na. What? >> None of your business. YOU STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. >> YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S SONIC'S BIRTHDAY WHERE I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. >> HEY. HEY. WHOA. WA! GUYS, CALM DOWN. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. IT'S ABOUT SONIC TODAY. SO,

LET'S GET TOGETHER AND THROW HIM A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY BECAUSE HE'S ABOUT TO WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR ANY MINUTE. SO, WE NEED TO HIDE AND THEN YELL SURPRISE. OKAY. >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. >> HIM? >> YEAH. He's the only other person we could find that had a birthday today. >> Well, what do we do? >> Well, you should wake him up. >> Well, me? Why me? >> Look, I'm not good with homeless people. Okay, you wake him up. I'll go make him a birthday. Okay. You tell him it's his birthday. >> Okay.

Mhm. >> Hey. HEY. >> CHEESEBURGER MAN. >> YEP. That's That's me. >> Cheeseburger man. >> Yep. That that's me. Um Well, uh is is today your birthday? >> Mhm. >> Is today your birthday? >> Birthday cake? I like I like birthday cake. >> Wait, you like birthday cake? >> Uh-huh. Oh, well I I have one at my House for you if you want it. >> Oh, birthday cake, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just follow me. >> I want beer, though. >> What? >> Beer? >> You want beer? >> Uh-huh. >> Okay, fine. I'll get you some

beer. >> Oh, yeah. >> All right, I got him. >> You like my moon cake? >> What moon cake? >> Yeah, it looks just like the moon, right? >> It looks like a round cake with white icing on it. >> Okay, I don't see your cake. You try making a cake during the end of the world. >> Anyway, look, I got him. What do we need to do now? >> Well, now all we need him to do is wish for everything to go back to normal. >> Okay. >> All right. I'll get the candle. >>

All right. Get in front of the cake. Okay. Got the toilet paper. Now it's time for my surprise birthday. Yeah, it's my birthday. It's my birthday. Okay, guys. I got the toilet paper. >> Surprise. Happy birthday, Sonic. >> Wa! A surprise birthday party. How surprising. Wa! Who set this up? OH, YOUR BEST BUDDY, OF COURSE. >> THANKS, TAILS. You are my best buddy. >> Handshake. >> Nope. Still gay. Still still gay. Whoa, you really outdid yourself. There's a balloon. There's a pinñata. There's a a stripper. Damn. Wa. And look at those presents over there. Man,

I think I want to open the PRESENTS FIRST. >> WELL, WAIT. Are you sure, SONIC? WHAT ABOUT WE OPEN THE PAN first instead? Or the strippers? >> Well, how about we eat some cake? Uh, I Mean, all that stuff does seem nice, but I think I'd rather open up those presents over there. You know what I'm saying? >> Or we just eat some damn cake. >> Fine. I mean, I guess I'll eat some cake. >> Yeah. >> All right. Let's cut the cake and Yeah. Whoever gets to the presents faster. >> All right. So, we

made you a birthday cake. Okay. >> Birthday cake. Birthday cakes. Great. >> Yeah. Yeah. We made you a birthday cake. So, what we need you to do is we need you to blow out this candle and we need you to make a wish and we need you to wish for the whole world to go back to normal. Okay. >> Uh-huh. >> Yeah. Okay. So, happy birthday to you. >> Birthday ma'am. Birthday ma'am. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, uh make make your wish. >> I wish I had some beer. >> HEY, BIRTHDAY CAKE. >> YOU WISH FOR

BEER. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WISH FOR EVERYTHING TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. >> HEY. HEY. >> I guess that's the end of the world. >> Oh, really? the end of the world. >> Yeah. I mean, unless you know somebody else whose birthday is today. I mean, I don't. >> No, I don't know anyone that's birthday's today. I mean, there's got to Be someone else who has a birthday today. >> I mean, yeah. As many people as there are in the world, you would think at least. Wait, what? Happy birthday, honey. >> Wait, what? >> Wait, what's

today? >> Today, Today's the 21st. >> What? Well, well, it's my birthday today. >> What? What? >> Yeah. Yeah. I work so much. I just I rarely celebrated. I forgot it was my birthday. >> Today's your birthday? >> Yeah. Isn't that just the easiest [ __ ] ending we could have thought of? >> Wait, really? Really? So, SO YOU CAN WISH THAT THE WORLD WAS BACK TO NORMAL? >> YEAH. LET'S light this candle. >> Okay. >> Happy birthday to me. >> All right. So, the candle's lit. Uh, Just blow it out and make that wish.

>> What? >> This song? >> What song? >> The birthday song. Sing me happy birthday. >> Well, we don't have time for that. >> Well, it's my birthday. All right. I haven't celebrated my birthday in 25 years. You better get to singing. >> Okay, fine. A happy birthday to me. >> Put some soul into it, MAN. COME ON. For Real. >> Okay, fine. Happy birthday to you. >> Good. >> Happy birthday to you. To you. >> Happy birthday to Brooklyn guy. >> Yep. >> Happy birthday to >> Long note at the end. >> To you.

>> Yeah. Bam. That's good. All right, let's blow out this candle. I wish everything was back to normal. [Music] Oh, yeah. There it is. Yeah. >> Well, we're blind. >> We shouldn't have looked at the solar eclipse without special glasses, Mario. >> Hey, Daddy. Why can't I see anything again? Am I blind? >> Yes, Jeffy. Now you're actually blind. A >> All right, everybody. So, it looks like everything's back to normal. The moon is moving. The birds are chirping. LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S GOOD. UH, we do have a global shortage of rope in Christmas lights though.

So, uh, everybody pitch in and maybe we can do something about that. [Music] >> Jeffy, stop it. YOU'RE BEING ANNOYING. >> JEFFY, STOP IT. YOU'RE being annoying. >> Oh wow. Now you're going to repeat everything I say. >> Oh wow. Now you're going to repeat everything I say. >> JEFFY, STOP IT. >> JEFFY, STOP IT. >> I'm stupid. >> You're stupid. >> Jeffy, didn't repeat what I said. >> Jeffy, didn't repeat what I'M SAYING. JEFFY, STOP IT. JEFFY, STOP IT. >> JEFFY, STOP DOING THAT. >> JEFFY, STOP DOING THAT. >> YOU'RE BEING ANNOYING, JEFFY. >>

YOU'RE BEING ANNOYING, JEFFY. >> OH, I'M JEFFY. I'm a stupid idiot. I bet I beat my diaper all the time. I have a pinch on my nose. Do not die. YOU DO THAT, JEFFY. YOU'RE DOING THAT, JEFFY. >> JEFFY, STOP IT. >> OH, hey there. I'M FAMOUS FREDDY FIDGET, FOUNDER OF THE FAMOUS FIDGET SPINNER. WHAT'S A FIDGET SPINNER, YOU MIGHT ASK? WELL, JUST THESE LITTLE DOOHICKEY IS RIGHT HERE IN MY HAND. THEY SPIN ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT, AND THEY DON'T STOP TILL YOU DROP. NOW, why would you want a Fidget spinner, you might ask?

Well, you got a kid that won't shut up, JUST MAKING RUCKUS ALL THE TIME. YOU HAND HIM A FIDGET SPINNER, that'll shut him right up. Now, now I know what you're thinking, famous Freddy. THESE FIDGET SPINNERS PROBABLY COST A MILLION DOLLARS. BUT NO, THESE FAMOUS FREDDY FIDGET SPINNERS ONLY GO FOR $14.44 NOW. NOW I'M BLIND IN BOTH EYES, BUT I CAN still see a deal. Dang, can I have one OF THOSE TOYS? YES. YES. IMMEDIATELY. YES, you can have one. You have a minute YOU WANT. >> REALLY, DADDY? >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. I'll go

get you one right now. As long as you shut up and don't play with that cat piano anymore. >> Okay, Daddy. >> Okay, I'll go get one right now. Stay right here, Jeffy. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, MAN. I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH MY FAVORITE SHOW, THE Impractical Jokers. Huh? Unknown number. Nah, why would I ever pick an unknown number? Oh man, I I am kind of curious. No, no, who cares? My show, my favorite show is right there. I am kind of curious. All right, Jeffy, I got you your very own fidget spinner. >>

Fidget spinner? What am I doing? >> Look, Jeffy, I'll show you. You like that, Jeffy? Jeffy. Jeffy. It actually works. This might be the Greatest toy ever invented. Jeffy. Jeffy. He's completely distracted. Oh my god. I'm going to enjoy this. Yeah, Daddy. Stop. Okay. As long as I keep respinning it every time it stops, then he won't he won't freak out. OKAY. OH, that was a close one. Okay, that was that was a good spin. That was a good spin that time. >> Uh, hello. Hello there, peasant. Peasant? Who are you CALLING A PEASANT? WHO

IS THIS? HOW'D YOU GET MY NUMBER? I am the great king slime and I demand you to wash my children. Now, why would I ever do that? Because I will give you 1 million gold coins. Wait, what? 1 million? Yes, I ACCEPT. I ACCEPT. WHEN will you be here? I'll be there when I be there, commoner. SOUNDS PERFECT TO ME. BYE. OH MY GOSH, I'M about to be so rich. Stupid movie. Dumb movie. What? Who's that? Uh, hello. Hey, dude. >> Hey, guys. WHOA. WHAT ARE THOSE? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT ARE THOSE? >>

YEAH, JUNIOR. They're fidget spinners. >> Duh. >> What do they do? >> They spin >> like a merrygoround. >> Yeah. Merry go round in your hand. >> Oh yeah, dude. >> Oh, I want one. HEY, WAIT. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE? >> HE DOESN'T HAVE A FIDGET SPINNER. >> OH MY GOD, DUDE. >> What a scrub. >> You're a loser. We can't hang out with you if you don't have a fidget spinner, bro. >> Yeah, Junior. I don't even want to come in if you don't have a fidget spinner. >> I'll go buy one right now.

>> You can't, Junior. They're all sold out. We bought the last one. Well, Joseph is poor, though. >> But I got it out of my mom's purse. >> MY MOM'S PURSE. >> MOM'S PURSE. >> WELL, THAT'S not fair, GUYS. I REALLY WANT ONE. >> WELL, SORRY, JUNIOR. If you don't have one, you can't be cool. >> Oh, yeah. >> Come on, Joseph. Let's spin out of here. >> Yeah, let's spin out OF THIS PLACE. >> THAT'S NOT FAIR, GUYS. I WANT A FIDGET SPINNER. I'M ABOUT TO make the cash. I'm About to make the cash.

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE THE OH, HEY, SILVER. WHAT'S UP? You like my costume? >> Costume? Silver, you look just like you. I'm you but it's indivisible. >> You're me but it's indivisible. Indivis Wait, wait. You mean invisible? >> Yeah, sure. Wild from the future. We say like that cuz we read dictionaries. >> Dictionary dictionaries. >> Oh, what? What? Anyways, what was that Dance you were doing? >> The dance? What dance? >> Getting to >> Oh, that dance. Yeah. See, silver. Um, there's a king slime. He's coming in today and all I have to do is

watch his kids and I get 1 million gold coins. So, we get 1 million GOLD COINS AND >> I GET 1 million gold coins just for watching as kids. >> Okay. But what if what if I help you watch the kids all by myself and we share >> the 1 million gold coins? >> H and I don't have to do nothing. Nothing. >> Is that a promise? >> I promise. >> You piggy promise? I piggy promise. >> Well, then you GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. I HAVE TO DO NOTHING AND I can't hide with that. >>

Yeah. Okay, fine. Fine. Thanks. I'm bad at M. Chef Peep, you are leveling up cooking blindfolded. Oh man, you're going to be on top chef sooner or later. Now, where are those eggs? Um. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This feel like eggs. Put it in the pot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can tell that stuck. Yeah, it's in the pot. All right, one more. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me see how I did. WAIT. WAIT. OH, COME ON. I COULD HAVE SWORN I GOT IN THE STUPID POT. >> OH, [ __ ] PEEP. >> What do you

want now, Junior? >> My friends had this cool new toy and I really want it. >> Well, wait till Christmas. >> But it's sold out everywhere. >> E, even better. Now we don't even have to get it. BUT BUT BUT CHEF, IT'S THE COOLEST TOY EVER. AND I HAVE TO have it. >> Well, it's not that cool. Look. What does it even do? >> Well, look, you put it on the table or you hold it or or you do something. You spin it in. You spin in a circle. Chef Pebb, all you do is spin

it and it spins forever. Oh. Oh, I think I got one of those spinny things. >> What? A fidget spinner? >> Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Let me get it. All right, Junior. Here's your fidget spinner. You see how it spins? >> But Chef Peep, it's just a bottle. >> But if it lands on somebody, don't kiss Them. Okay. >> It's just a bottle, Chef Peep. >> NO, IT'S NOT. It's one of those limited edition fidget spinners. I know what I saw on the internet. But but it's not like the ones my friends have. I want

the ones my friends have. >> Oh, SEE YOU'RE PICKY PICKY PICKY. LOOK, I GO OUT OF MY WAY JUST TO GET YOU A FIDGET SPINNER. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT IT. >> NO, don't cry. I I'll take it. I'll take it. >> Yeah, I thought. Um, yeah. Just have fun with it. >> All right. Thank you, Chef Peepi. Idiot. Where is this guy? Been waiting centuries. Literally centuries. But good thing I'm immortal. Oh, that doorbell still hasn't even rung yet. been sitting here forever. Wait, if he's taking this on, that can only mean one thing. In

the future, must he must be gone. And if he's gone, that mean all the cash is gone. Ew, Silver. What was that? Hey There, best friend. I told him to never call me dad ever again, and he still calls me that. AH, SILVER, STOP CALLING ME THAT. OH, what's up, BF? >> Oh my gosh. No. Fine, Silver. What were you doing? >> Oh, you're talking about this cash? >> Yeah, that. Well, you know, I'm waiting for my 1 million gold coins. >> Stupid. Only people who care about money are stupid people like you. The only

Thing that's really important is the Chaos Emeralds. Now, have you seen any of them? >> No. Then I have no point being here. >> But you don't want any of these 1 million gold coins. >> Not unless it's 1 million Chaos Emeralds. >> There's not that many Chaos Emeralds. >> No, there's not. There's only seven. >> Then then leave cuz I got to wait for This doorbell. >> Fine, whatever. There's no point me being here. >> Bye, best friend. >> Man, when is this doorbell going to ring? Oh, Jeffy, I'M NOT SPINNING IT. IT'S ON

YOUR CROTCH, JEFFY. ON THE 55, I'LL SPEND IT FIVE. I I SPEND IT. You know what, Jeffy? I'm going to use the bathroom. >> Well, hello. You must be king money. >> Oh, how did you know my nickname back in the day? >> I mean, just look at you and the size of that crown. >> That crown is pretty big. >> I know. Well, are these the people that I got to watch? >> Yes, these right here are my children. >> Well, what are their names? >> Oh, glad you asked for a commoner. They don't

even care. The blue one right here Is Slime Jr. He's my successor. And the orange one is >> That's a joke. He doesn't treat a joke. >> I bet here. I won't even feed the orange one when it's time for the lunch. >> No, don't do that. I treat them equally. >> We all know you don't. >> NO, I DON'T. WELL, COME IN, my highness. >> Why, thank you, peasant. >> A, this is gay. >> All right, Jeffy, I'm going to use the bathrooms. Keep playing with your fidget spinner. >> Fidget spinner. Hey, Jeffy, WHAT

ARE YOU? WHOA, YOU HAVE A FIDGET SPINNER, JEFFY. THAT THAT'S SO COOL. CAN I PLAY WITH IT? JEFFY, can I have a turn? Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy. He's so distracted by the fidget Spinner, he he doesn't even notice me. Oh, I really want that fidget spinner. If I use this bottle and knock Jeffy out with it, I can take his fidget spinner. Oh yeah, I really need that fidget spinner. I really want that fidget spinner. Three, two. Take the FIDGET SPINNER. IT'S MINE. IT'S MINE. I FINALLY GOT A FIDGET SPINNER. I'm going to go and show

my friends. H. This house seems suitable, I guess. Only For my children, not for me. >> This house stinks. >> You stink. Haha. You're a joke. >> You're ugly. >> Well, you're just looking at the costume right now, my future king. But I'll be ugly for you any day, my sire. I guess it's time for leave these children in your care. That wouldn't be THE SMARTEST IDEA. NO, PROBABLY NOT. IT MUST BE hard to carry those money Bags in your cheeks. >> HOW DID YOU KNOW? >> How did I know? I'm going to treat this

house like it's my own. Cuz it's yours. >> It is now. >> No, seriously. It's yours. >> Oh, yes. So, go enjoy. >> Take care of my children. Especially the blue one. >> I'm only going to take care of the blue one. [Applause] >> Come here, my sire. >> All right, Jeffy. I'm back. JEFFY, WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED HERE, JEFFY? >> OH, HEY, DADDY. >> JEFFY, why is there a broken glass bottle on the couch? >> I don't know, Daddy. I was just playing with my fidget spinner and everything went dark. >> What? Jeffy, where's your

fidget spinner at? Where's your FIDGET SPINNER AT? >> I DON'T KNOW, DADDY. Where'd it go? >> Please don't tell me you lost it, Jeffy. That fidget spinner, it makes me happy because you don't make noises, Jeffy, WHEN YOU PLAY WITH IT. ONE DAY, if you can't find my fidget spinner, I'M JUST GOING TO PLAY MY CHAMPION. >> WAIT A MINUTE. JEFFY, I'LL FIND IT. I'LL FIND IT, JEFFY. I'LL FIND A FIDGET SPINNER. >> I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. >> STOP. DAMN, YOU'RE SO LOUD. YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS. Not

you. Uh, my future king. Well, who's hungry? >> Me. >> All right. All right. All right. I'LL GET SOMETHING TO EAT. HAVE the most richest, the most bougie food you will ever eat, ever in your life. All right, king. It's only for you. I'll be right back. >> Yeah, man. I'm so hungry. Please, man. >> Who's hungry? >> I am. I am. Please, please, please, please, please, please. I'm hungry. >> Who are you? >> Um, who? Who? Who? Me? Me? >> Yes, me. Me. Um, booger. >> Booger. Booger. >> Who? But I I didn't see

you come with King Rich. >> He no longer takes me along. >> Well, that makes sense. Your name's Booger. >> Ah, you know how hard it took me to find this place? >> So, I'm guessing you're the youngest. >> I'm the oldest. >> Wait, what? But you're the smallest. >> Yes, because he hates me so much. He only feeds him and he's the youngest. >> Uh, what? >> Please, man. Please. Look, I'm begging you. from slime to slime. Let me eat, man. >> I'm not even >> Just let me eat, please. Thank you. >> I

mean, I only had to eat. Uh uh I mean, WHO WANTS TAKE OUT? >> ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME. >> All right, LET'S GO GET SOME PIZZA. ONLY FOR YOU, KING. >> WAIT. >> OKAY, I'm just going to call the store and see if they have in stock. You know, no big deal. Come on, answer. >> Thank you for calling fidget spinner sales. How may I help you? >> Uh, yes. Um, I was wondering if you have any fidget spinners available. I

I I really need one. Like really bad. >> Why are you Why are you Why are you laughing? Do Do you have one? Is Is that a guess or no? Why are you laugh? Do you have or not? >> Yummy, yummy, yummy. >> Who's running for this pizza? >> Me. >> Hey, it's not for you. It's for the future king. And if he doesn't want this slice, then I'm going to eat it cuz you're not allowed to eat. That's what King Money said. Well, let's all dig in. Except for you. H. Is that Is that

Is that pizza? Is that my best friend? I told him I told him not to say that. And he KEEPS SAYING IT. WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT? I AM the ultimate life form. I should just end his life right now. >> Oh yeah, I forgot. What's up, BF? >> Whatever. Did you give me this pizza? >> Uh, no. It's actually for um the future king. >> Well, is it meat lovers? >> Yes. >> Then it's my pizza. >> No, it's for the future king. >> It's mine. >> It's for the future king. >> It's

mine. >> It's yours. >> It is. >> All right. Just I I guess you can have it. >> Yes. Thank you. M. Yeah. M. Yeah. >> What are you doing here? >> Well, you know, I was just minding my own business and then boom, I had a taste of it on my nose. I was like, is that meat lover's pizza? And now I'm here. Well, honestly, before you eat that pizza, what did you do if I say I Get you a Chaos Emerald? >> Wait, wait, what? You see that little blue guy? His father, King

Money, can get you a Chaos Emerald. So, what you're saying is he has a Chaos Emerald. >> No. His His father could buy you a Chaos Emerald. King money. >> No, no, no, no. I get it, Silver. He has a Chaos Emerald side him. And all I got to do is choke it out of him. >> I never said that. No, >> that's exactly what you're talking money can buy Chaos Emerald. >> No, no, no. This little blue guy right here has a Chaos Emerald. >> No, >> inside his body. >> No, no. CHUCK THE

ORANGE ONE. >> NO, NO. I got you. Wink winks over. Hey. Hey, little blue. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Hey. Hey. Hey. You got a little chaos. >> Hey, shut up. Sign up. You're shut up. You're my money. You're my money. >> I'm telling dad. >> WAIT. WAIT. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CHOKE HIM. >> YES. Because he has a chaos arm inside of him. NO, HE DIDN'T. >> OH, you told me that. >> I never said that. >> Whatever. I'll

do it again if he did. Wait, what? You already know he doesn't have a chaos emerald. Why would you Choke him again? >> It doesn't matter. Did he or did he not have a CHAOS EMERALD? >> HE DID NOT HAVE A CHAOS EMERALD. >> THEN THERE'S NO POINT OF ME STAYING. >> HE'S ABOUT TO TELL. >> WHAT? WHAT? Uh uh uh. I NEED HEY, COME BACK, FUTURE KING. I GOT A fidget spinner, guys. >> Lames, man. >> Oh, dude, that's so lame. >> Yeah, Junior, that's so 5 minutes ago. >> Yeah, nobody's even playing with

it anymore. >> But but but guys, I got a fidget spinner. I'm cool now. >> No, you're not, dude. >> No, Junior. Those are old now. >> Mhm. >> Wait, wait. What did you guys do with your fidget spinner? >> You threw it away. >> Yeah, Junior. You're right in the trash. >> Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Fidget Spinners aren't cool anymore. >> No, dude. They got something else cooler. Wait, wait, wait. What is it? >> I'll show you, bro. >> Bendy straw. >> Oh, yeah. Dude, you don't even have to hover over it just

to drink something out of your straw. You can bend it and then drink out of it. >> Yeah, Junior. It comes right in your mouth. It's all up in there. >> IT'S JUST A STUPID STRAW. >> NO, it's not, Junior. You just think it's stupid cuz you don't have one. >> Yeah. Wait, wait. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, DUDE? I just have regular straw. >> Bendy straw. >> You Why don't YOU HAVE BENDY STRAW? >> JOSEPH, COME ON. Let's bend out of here. >> Oh, man. Loser. >> Well, you know what? Screw you guys. Fidget spinners

are still kind of kind of cool. They they spin and I'm lame now. How dare he? >> Wait, wait, wait. Keep money. Key money. I can explain. >> You just the person I was just looking for. How dare you choke him? >> I I I didn't choke him. My uh my my my best friend did. >> Yes, but he was under your responsibility. >> No, he wasn't. He he THOUGHT HE HAD A CHAOS. >> I THOUGHT YOU TOOK CARE of him. That's what I gave my kids to you. I thought I Took care of him,

too. So, wait. Does Does this mean my babysitting's over? >> Yes. Oh, so when do I GET PAID? >> YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID. MY FAVORITE CHILD IS HURT. >> WAIT, I'm I'm not getting paid. >> I'm taking my kids and my money with me. >> Not Not the money. Not the money. Not the money. NOT THE MONEY. OH, STUPID. FIDGET SPINNERS NOT cool anymore. Oh man. Fidget spinners are sold out Everywhere. I GOT TO FIND JEFFY'S FIDGET SPINNER. WHERE'S IT AT? WAIT. WHAT? Oh no. What happened to it? It's broken to pieces. Oh no. My

happiness. Jimmy's going to be annoying again. My happiness. It's gone. Jeffy's going to be annoying. Jeffy. Jeffy. Why? Why aren't you making noise? Jeffy. Jeffy. What? We didn't need a fidget spinner. There's a giant one on THE CEILING ALL ALONG. THE CEILING FAN. It's just a big giant fidget spinner. My happiness. I'm going to stick my pink pee in it. >> What? Jeffy, don't do that. Jeffy, Jeffy, don't do that. Jeffy, Mario, what's up, folks? >> Black Yoshi, I'm not going to give you money. Mario, man, how you know I was going to be asking

you for some money, man. You a mind reader? >> No, Black Yoshi, because you only talk To me when you want money, >> Mario, that is NOT TRUE, FOLK. WE BEST FRIENDS. Remember when I used to let you ride on my back in the games? That was the green one, Black Yoshi. >> But my cousin, and for that, you owe me. >> I'm not giving you money, Blackushi. NOT GIVING YOU MONEY >> FOR MARIO, PLEASE. I'm going to donate it to charity. >> Oh, you're going to donate the money to charity? >> Yeah. >> What

charity? >> Uh, the Black Yoshi needs some KFC and some Kool-Aid charity. >> Well, Black Yoshi, I'm not giving you money. Okay, so that's fine. Don't ask me for money. I don't give anybody money. I'm not giving you money. >> I guess I'll just sit here and play Call of Duty and pow and moan. Bob. Bob. Bob, Black, you shut up. You so mean. Hey, Daddy. Oh, hey, Jeffy. Are you ready for school? I also need five bucks for lunch today. Um, or else I can't eat. I'll have to eat my own poop like I

had to do yesterday on Sunday. All right, Jeffy. Here's your lunch money for today. It's $5. Thanks, Dad. I'm going to pocket this son of a [ __ ] I just won't eat all week. I'll make me 25 bucks. >> Well, Jeffy, did you do your chores? >> No. Well, if you do your chores this week, you make another $20 every week. I'll think about it. All right, Jeffy. What? Black Yoshi, >> you just gave a helmet wearing pencil in the nose dude $5. But you can't give your best friend $50. >> Black Yoshi, he's

my son. I have to make sure he has money for food every day. >> But Mario, you got to make sure I have money for food every day cuz I'm so Hungry. All I've had today is a happy deal. >> Black Yoshi, Jeffy is my responsibility. He's my son. You're not my responsibility. YOU'RE AN ADULT. BUT MARIO, I JUST NEED $50 for food or else I'm going to have to eat my own doodoo like I did yesterday on Sunday. >> You just call me what Jeffy said, Blackish, I'm not going to give you money, Blackish,

I'm not going to do it. >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT THEM CHOSE? You already Told Jeffy that you give him $20 a week for some chores. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I I pay him to do chores because he's my son. I want to teach him responsibility. I want to teach him what it's like to work. Cuz if you work for something, you get money. And you don't work, Black Yoshi. >> I work. I have to I have to charge the batteries of my controllers. I have to stir my own Kool-Aid. I have to get up and

go to the bathrooms. >> Black, that's not working. Look, my son, he he washes the dishes and he takes out the trash. >> I can wash some dishes. That's easy, FOLK. LET ME WASH some dishes. I I wash some dishes for some $20. >> Okay, Black, I want you to prove it to me. I want you to do Jeffy's chores since he's not going to do them anyway. Look, here's what I want you to do. Go wash the dishes. If you can wash dishes, you might prove something to me. >> Okay, I can wash some

dishes. If you say, "Hey, Black, go wash some dishes." I'll wash the dishes. >> Go wash THE DISHES. BLACK YOSHI, >> I'M GOING. >> All right, Blackush, you done washing the dishes? What? Black Yoshi, you haven't even TOUCHED THE DISHES. >> MARIO, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M DOING WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO. I'M WASHING THE DISHES. >> BLACK, you haven't even touched the Dishes, though. >> But Mario, I don't have to touch them to wash them. >> Black, no. No, not watch. I need you to wash them. Wash the dishes. >> MARIO, I DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU BE SAYING. I AM WASHING THE DISHES JUST LIKE you told me to. And actually, I think this dish was cheating on this dish with that dish. And I know this show racist because there ain't no black dishes in here. Black. No. No. You're not supposed To wash them. Not wash them. Wash them. You know, with the soap and the water. Wash. BUT YOU TOLD ME TO WASH THEM. OH, you don't bl No. Fine. You don't have to wash the dishes anymore. Look, there's nothing wrong with you. How about you take out the trash?

>> Okay, I'll take out the trash. >> Yeah. Yeah. Take out the trash. Mario wants me to take out the trash. I'll take out the trash. I'll take your trash real good. Man, I don't know why Mario wanted me to take you out. I mean, you cute and all, but you ain't really my type, man. I I'm into the the black heavy duty trash bag. Yeah, if you know what I'm talking about. But, uh, yeah, girl, you go ahead. You enjoy that hot pocket so I can get in your hot pocket later. BUT, BLACK YOSHI,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M TAKING OUT THE TRASH JUST LIKE YOU ASKED ME TO. >> NO, BLACK YOSHI, YOU DON'T TAKE OUT THE trash on a date. You take out the trash Like you throw it in the trash can. >> Mario, now you just rude. She's sitting right there. Black Yoshi, I'm not giving you money. You don't know you don't know how to do chores. JUST DON'T TALK TO ME. >> BUT MARIO, YOU NASTY. >> I can't STAND BLACK YOSHI. >> MARIO, PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, FOLK, PLEASE. >> NO, BLACK YOSHI, you don't know

how to do chores. You don't know how to take out the trash and you don't know how to Wash THE DISHES. >> BUT MARIO, I DID everything you asked. I washed the dishes and I took out the trash. >> Black, you don't know how to do it right. You know how to do stuff the way you want to do it, but you don't know how to do it right. So, no, I'm not going to give you money. The only person I'm going to give money around here is Jeffy. Jeffy's my son, so he's the only

one that gets money. >> Oh, so if I was Jeffy, I'd be get some money. >> Yes. If you were Jeffy, you'd get money. But you'll never be Jeffy ever. >> Mhm. Okay. >> All right, Jeffy. Are you ready for bed? >> Yep. I just took a big dump in my pants. Daddy can change if you want. Or I can sleep in it. >> Well, good night, Jeffy. >> All right. Guess I'm sleeping in it. [Music] [Applause] I got my Jeffy costume. Now I'm going to go make me some monies. >> Officer, what are you

doing here? >> Uh, hey. Um, I need to ask you a few questions. >> Yeah. Yeah, sure. Anything. >> Uh, can I come in? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Let's go. >> All right. >> So, officer, what kind of question you was that? >> Well, about 10 minutes ago, there was a gold ring worth $5,000 stolen from a Walmart. >> Oh, really? That's so sad. >> Yeah. So, I'm here to ask, where were you about 10 minutes ago? >> At Walmart? >> WHAT? WALMART? >> NO, NO, NO. I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE. >>

Grocery store, huh? >> Uh-huh. >> What was the name of this grocery store? >> Walmart ticket. >> So, you were at Walmart? >> I was. >> While you were at Walmart, did you just so happen to pass THE JEWELRY DEPARTMENT? >> I DID. And while you were there, did you see a gold ring worth $5,000? >> Yes. >> Did you steal it? No. >> Oh, you didn't steal it, huh? Well, I have this surveillance photo, and the Guy in this photo looks awful a lot like you. >> Well, officer, whoever he is is totally not

me, but he's super handsome and super fast. >> Well, he looks awful a lot like you. >> Oh, so you're calling me handsome? >> No, I'm not calling you handsome. >> So, you're not calling me handsome? >> Well, no, I'm not saying that. You're confusing me. Were you at Walmart or not? >> Yes. >> And were you in the jewelry department? >> I was. >> AND DID YOU SEE THE RING? >> I DID. >> AND DID YOU STEAL IT? YEAH. WELL, you stole it. >> No. >> Then who stole it then? Oh, I know who

it was. JUST JUST STAY RIGHT HERE. I'LL GO GET HIM. >> JEFFY, are you ready for school? >> Oh, yeah, Daddy. Mm-m. And all that. Yeah, I'm ready to go. >> Jeffy, are you okay? You don't look so good. >> Oh, yeah, daddy. No, I'm fine. I look like this just because I'm so hungry. >> What? You're hungry? >> Yeah, Daddy. I just I just really need my lunch money. >> Oh, your lunch money. Okay, hold on. Let me get it. All right, Jeffy. Here's your $5 for lunch money. >> Oh, Daddy. $5 wasn't enough

yesterday. I was still so hungry. I think I need another $10. >> But $15 on lunch money, Jeffy, that's a lot of money on food. >> I know, Daddy, but that's to get the food I really, really want. And I'm a growing boy, Daddy. I want to be big and strong, just like my daddy. >> I mean, I am big and strong. And >> you are a growing boy. So, all right. Here. Here's $10 more dollars for your Lunch money. >> Oh, thank you, daddy. And also, one more thing. Uh, there's this kid that sits

with me every day at lunch, and he never has any money to buy him some lunch. So, he asks me if he could have one of my French fries, and I have to say no because I'm just so hungry. So, I was wondering if we could pay for his lunch today, Daddy. >> Well, Jeffy, it's not my responsibility to take care of another kid, and it's Not your responsibility either. But, I mean, you really do care about this kid. And and I like that you're learning how to care for people. So, this one time, okay,

you can pay for another kid's lunch. >> Okay, Daddy. And also, one more thing, my best friend in the whole school is dying, daddy. >> Dying. He's dying. And And they're selling Girl Scout cookies at $10 a box to pay for his treatment. And I really Want to buy some cookies. >> Oh, man. That's really sad, Jeffy. I don't want your best friend to die. >> No. >> Okay, Jeffy. How about this? Here. Here's $20, right? Two tens. >> Oh, you're so generous, Dad. >> I want you to buy two boxes. One for me and

one for one for you. Okay. >> Oh, thank you so much, Daddy. My best friend's going to live. >> Oh, yeah. I hope so. And also, Daddy, Daddy, today is is snow cone day. >> Or snow cone day. >> Snow cone day, daddy. AND THEY'RE A DOLLAR A PIECE. >> OKAY, I'll give you a dollar. >> But daddy, I'M I GET PICKED ON IN SCHOOL, so I just really want to buy everyone in my class a snow cone, so I need 10 more dollars. >> I mean, that's a lot of money on snow cones, but

>> I know, but I get picked on so good. >> I I I know. So, okay, Jeffy, you're not supposed to buy your friends, but I think if you buy all your bullies a snow cone and everyone in your class, they might think you're cool. So, here. >> Yeah. >> Here's $10 more. Buy everyone a snow cone. >> All right, Daddy. Oh. Oh, DADDY, I FORGOT. TODAY'S THE LAST DAY TO DO IT. My teacher said my teacher said that Tomorrow they taking us to Mount Olive to look at the pickles. So, I need $10 for

the field trips. >> $10 for a field trip? >> Yeah. It's very educational because they're going to teach us about how to make pickles with the cucumber and the vinegar and stuff. >> Okay. I mean, a 10 a field trip to to see how pickles are made is is very educational. So, >> only $10. Daddy, please sub me my Education. >> There's another $10 for your field trip. >> THANKS, DADDY. OH. OH, DADDY, LAST THING I PROMISE. WHAT? YESTERDAY, yesterday the teacher took us to the book fair right after lunch and I just be looking

around for some books and and I found me some books that I really really want. I just need me some Ameilia Bedilia and some Captain Underpants, Daddy. So, I need I need I need some money for some books fair. >> Money for the book fair? >> Yeah. >> I mean, you've never read in your entire life. I I never see you read. But if you want to start reading, then I definitely want to give you money for that because I want you to start reading books. Here's $10 for the book fair. >> Oh, thank you,

Daddy. But also, you know how when you go to the book fair and you be at the checkout line and then you see ALL THE ERASERS AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU BE WANTING AND then and then they ring you up and then the lady's like, "Well, I'm sorry, honey. You can't have the eraser. You got to put something back." I really don't want to have to put back my Ameilia Bedilia and Captain Under's pants. >> I mean, I don't want you to be one of those kids that has to put something back cuz they don't have

enough money. >> I need me some eraser, Daddy. >> And the erasers. All right, here's $10 More dollars, Jeffy. >> I sure hope this is enough, Daddy. I think I'll survive. Thanks you so much. And I'll call you if anything bad happens. >> Have a good day at school, Jeffy. >> Thanks, Daddy. >> Oh boy. I wonder what food Sonic's going to bring me. I hope it's some pizza. >> Tails. Hey, Tails. >> Hey, Sonic. Did you finally give me some food? >> We don't HAVE TIME FOR THAT, TAILS. WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE FRIEND? >> UH,

what are you talking about? >> The one you made. WHERE IS HE? >> OH, HIM. The one that we destroyed. Well, actually, I repaired him. Uh, he's in my office. And this time, I installed a switch, so he doesn't need batteries. >> Perfect. Got to go. Bye. Where is he? Where is he? There you are. Yes. Let's go. Here he is, officer. >> What? This is him? >> Yeah. Hold on for a second. >> Uh, I smell bacon. >> Looks just like the guy from the photo. >> I mean, he kind of does. Excuse me,

sir. Is this you in the surveillance photo? If you want to see me on camera, why don't you check the surveillance footage of your mother's bedroom last night? I was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. And she was like, "Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Harder, faster, stronger. That's it. You're coming with me. Get your hands off me. You dirty pig. Thanks, Sonic, for helping me get this scum off the street. You're coming with me. Oh man, that was a close one. Time to get D some food. >> That is it. I'M GOING TO GO GET MY

OWN FOOD. SONIC'S NEVER GOING TO BRING ME ANYTHING TO EAT. >> HEY, BUDDY. Got you some pizza. >> Oh my gosh, Sonic. Thank you. I'm starving. Oh, pizza. You're >> getting kind of weird, Tails. >> Yeah, you're right. Anyways, I'm going to sit back, relax, and turn on some TV. I hate school so much. It's the same thing every morning. Ew, Cody, what are you doing? >> I woke up with morning wood, Junior. I got to cut down this tree somehow. >> Ew. Teacher, Cody's being gay again. >> DAMN IT, CODY. PUT YOUR GAY LITTLE

DOLL AWAY BEFORE I TAKE IT. >> HUH? OKAY. In the dust you go, cat. Open wide. >> Thank you, teacher. >> Yep. Thanks, teach. [Music] Breaking news. I'm newer tease and we finally found our suspect. He goes by THE NAME OF METAL Sonic and the $5,000 golden RING IS STILL MISSING. >> OH MY GOD. IS THAT METAL SONIC? WHAT? He He was shot off. There's no way he could have done that. >> But but Tails, we got we got pizza. >> Sorry, Sonic. I I've lost my appetite. I'm just I'm really upset over Metal Sonic.

Sonic, can you excuse me for a second? Can you leave the room? >> Oh, all right. >> Metal Sonic. >> I can't believe I tail so upset. I'll be in a stupid ring. I should really call Chet. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. >> Man, what the hell? Hey, little turtle man. >> Oh, hey Jeffy. What's up? >> Uh uh this be my seats. >> Uh it says Jeffy all over it. So yeah, that's your seat, Jeffy. >> All right, good. And all that. >> Okay. >> I'm changing your name to Dyson Ken. POLAR

CRASH. TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE LEARNING the 50 states of the United States. This is not China. China is WAY THE [ __ ] OVER HERE. THIS IS [ __ ] CHINA. THIS is the United States of America. And we're going TO MAKE THIS FUN TODAY, CRASH. SO, what I'm GOING TO DO IS I'M GOING TO GIVE AWAY PRIZES. I'M GOING TO CALL ON YOU ONE at a time. AND IF YOU CAN name that steak, I will give you $1. $1 per state. Okay. >> What? >> A dollar per state? I'm about to GET PAID,

CHUMPS. >> EXCEPT FOR YOU, CODY. NO SMART KIDS. ONLY DUMB ASSES. >> WHAT? THAT'S NOT FAIR. TEACH. Come on. >> Okay. All right. So, WE'RE GOING TO START WITH JEFFY. JEFFY, YOU FIRST. >> JEFFY. JEFFY. The teacher saw you. >> Oh, me. Yes. You, JEFFY. ALL RIGHT. THE FIRST QUESTION IS, what state is above Tennessee? Uh, what's above Tennessee? That would be 11 C. 11 C. NO, YOU ARE DUMB. KENTUCKY IS ABOVE TENNESSEE. YOU ARE DUMB, MAN. THAT DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE, TEACHER. MAN, this is how you count. It goes 10 C, 11 C, 12

C. And if you go from the beginning, it's 1 C, 2 C, 3 C, four C's, and so far so fifths. All right, JEFFY. NEXT QUESTION. WHAT IS THE CAPITAL of Kentucky? Oh man, this was easy. Fried chicken. You don't like Kentucky FRIED CHICKEN. FRIED CHICKEN? NO. YOU DOUBT THE CAPITAL OF KENTUCKY IS FRANKFURT. JEFFY, one more question. NAME A STATE THAT IS NEXT TO KENTUCKY. What's next to KFC? Pope Pies. CUZ THEY AIN'T COMPETITIONS. YOU ARE DUMB. YOU COULD HAVE SAID INDIANA, OHIO, WEST VIRGINIA, ILLINOIS, MISSOURI, TENNESSEE, BUT NO, YOU SAID POPEY, YOU ARE

JEFFY. DAMN IT. ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE QUESTION. What state is Bau, New York? OH, YOUR GODAMN IT, JEFFY. YOU ARE LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST [ __ ] ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET. THE NAMES OF THE [ __ ] STATES ARE ON THE GODDAMN BOARD. WHAT IS BORDER ON NEW YORK? PENNSYLVANIA. PENNSYLVANIA. GOD DAMN IT. HAVE YOU SOAKED DOWN? OH, I LITERALLY HAVE TO GO MEDITATE BEFORE I RIP OFF MY LITTLE CHINESE BALL SACK. Damn it. >> So, uh, why did you invite me over? >> I got something to tell you, officer. What is it? [Applause] >> The

ring. >> Yeah, IT'S THE RING. I STOLE IT. It was not me. >> Wait, you stole IT? >> YEAH. I'M SO SORRY. I JUST WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. SO, now I'm returning it. >> Wait, wait, wait. So, the guy who apparently screwed my mom multiple times like the Uhuh. Well, he didn't steal it. >> Yeah, that's right. It was on me. It was on me. It wasn't him. What? I'm kind of sad now because that guy's a dick and he deserves to be in jail. If you took it, then I mean I guess we

can kind of pretend this this never happened because I mean you did tell the truth and I mean you are being honest. So I mean I guess we can just forget about this whole Thing. >> Really? Wait, really? >> Yeah, but that means I have to release the other guy. Thank you so much, Jet. I don't want to have to release him. >> Thank you. All right, you're free to go. You're innocent. Innocent? More like guilty of cruel and unusual punishment to your mother last night. Uh uh uh uh uh. She was like, "Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby." No, she wasn't because I asked her. I called her and she said she Didn't do it with no robot because she didn't do it with a robot. She did it with a god. >> No, she didn't. I'm calling her. >> Way to go, doofus. You made the teacher lose a [ __ ] >> Man, only cuz I'm really really so so smarts. >> Hey, give me your LUNCH MONEY, >> MAN. I AIN'T GIVING YOU MY LUNCH MOVIES, MAN. I got to buy me some pieces. >> Give me your lunch money or

I'm going to Punch YOU IN THE FACE. >> MAN, I beat your ass so good and make your head spin, man. Stop talking to me, folk. Oh, man. What would a white boy do? I got to think like a WHITE BOY. HEY, TEACHER, MAN. ALL THIS BLACK DUDE BEING A [ __ ] He trying to take my lunch movies. >> UM, HEY, HEY, BY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TRYING TO STEAL MONEY? GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW. >> WOW. WAY TO BE A SNITCH. SNITCHES GET STITCHES. MAN, YOU AIN'T GOING TO DO NOTHING.

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE. >> OKAY, Jeffy's at school, so I can just sit back and relax. What? What's that noise? >> DADDY. JEFFY, HELP ME. JEFFY? JEFFY? YEAH, DADDY. IT'S ME, THE ONE YOU LOCKED IN THE CLOSET LAST NIGHT. JEFFY, I NOT LOCKED YOU IN A CLOSET. I don't know what happened. You You were supposed to be at school. >> Well, I'm not. I'm right here, DADDY. STUCK IN THE CLOSET. >> BUT, BUT YOU ASKED ME FOR money this morning. You asked for money for the book fair and and and a field trip.

A BOOK FAIR AND A FIELD TRIP. THERE'S A BOOK FAIR AND A FIELD TRIP AND I'M STUCK IN HERE. YEAH, YOU asked for money and then you WENT TO SCHOOL. >> NO, I DIDN'T. YOU PROBABLY LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET CUZ YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT. >> WELL, I ALREADY GAVE YOU MONEY, JEFFY. >> NO, YOU DIDN'T. WAIT. Oh my god. I think I know what happened. I think Black Yoshi dressed up like you just so he would get money. Oh my god. Um, stay right here, JEFFY. I WANT TO GO TO A

BOOK FAIR. DAMN IT. ALL RIGHT, CLASS. NOW THAT I'VE CALMED DOWN, WE GOING TO TRY THIS AGAIN. SO, JEFFY, what is the capital of Colorado? Oh, I KNOW THAT ONE. THAT ONE EASY, MAN. COLORADO, that's where they make the coloring Books. So, the capital of Colorado is coloring book factory. >> Little Sonic, how do I get you out of jail? >> Tails, look, I got him back. METAL SONIC, YOU'RE BACK. >> That was like right in my ear again. >> Oh my god, Metal Sonic. I miss you so much. I want to show you to

my mother. She'll never believe that I made you. Oh gosh, I love you, Metal Sonic. >> Of course. No, I'M NOT TRYING TO GET PEACE OFF AGAIN. The capital of Colorado is Denver. Denver, Colorado. All right, Jeffy. Next question. What is the capital of Minnesota? Oh, Minnesota. That's where they make the Minnesotaas. The little tiny Dr. Peppers and the little TINY COKES. JEFFY, YOU MAKE me want to lay ON TRAIN TRACK WITH HEAD ON TRACK. THE CAPITAL OF MINNESOTA IS ST. PAUL. JESUS. ALL RIGHT, JEFFY. LET'S DO ONE MORE JUST FOR [ __ ] GIGGLE.

SO, WHAT STATE is below Virginia? Virginia? Oh, I know. I lost my Virginia when I was 14 years old and I lost it in Mississippi. And that's where they sipp Minnesota's from Minnesota. CLASS OVER. EVERYONE GO HOME. I HATE MY LIFE. GO HOME. MAN, I GET TO GO HOME ALREADY. THIS SCHOOL STUFF EASY. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE BLACK YOSHI. I can't wait for him to get back. >> Oh, hey, Daddy. >> Oh, hey, Jeffy. How was school? >> It was awful, Daddy. Just awful. >> Oh, it was. >> When I got to school, the bully

stole all my money. >> Of course he did. >> So, I was just sitting in the corner just crying and smacking my diaper and and the teacher felt bad, so he's willing to extend the the book fair and and the snow cone day. And I even get to pay tomorrow for the pickle plant. And my friend Daddy, he's almost dead. So Instead of buying two boxes, I think we need to buy like eight boxes or or or or 10 boxes, Daddy. >> Okay. >> Yeah. And and and tomorrow, I think you should give me double

the money in case the bully tries to steal from me again. Daddy, I can give him I can give him the money and then still have my backup. >> Okay. Yeah, I'll give you double the money. That that that sounds reasonable. Yeah. In case the bully steals you Again. >> Yeah. Yeah. Good. >> Okay. So, yeah, I'm going to give you all that money, but first off, you have a doctor's appointment right now. >> Doctor's appointment? >> Yeah, a doctor's appointment. >> Hi, kids. I'm Officer Jet. And remember, don't steal or do my mom, please.

>> Hey, somebody call a doctor. >> Uh, yes, doctor. See, the reason I called you is my son's looking a little Sick, and he sounds sick, too. I think he might have a frog in his throat. >> Yeah, ribbit. Yeah, I guess he does look a little sick. Let me take a look at that throat. Uh yeah, there's there's definitely something in there. Oh, >> what is it? Uh >> let's just get that out. >> Hey, DON'T TOUCH ME, MAN. >> BLACK YOSHI, what the hell is going on here? >> I'll tell you what's going

on. See, Jeffy got so so hungry that he ate me and my monies because Mario wouldn't give him his lunch money. >> No. No. What actually happened is Black Yoshi made a Jeffy costume just so he could try to steal Jeffy's lunch money cuz he knew I gave Jeffy lunch money every day. >> And you fell for it? Uh >> yeah. >> I mean, I knew it was fake as soon as I came in. He had a big nose sticking out Of his mouth. I was just playing along for fun. >> Well, I don't pay

attention sometimes. You know, >> you, my friend, are blind. If you couldn't tell that wasn't real, you need glasses. That's the next video. Mario gets glasses. >> Well, well, Black Yoshi, look. You're not getting the money cuz it's my money. You stole that. So, did you learn your lesson? You're not supposed to steal Money. >> I guess I guess it's really, really wrong to make a costume of somebody and dress up like them and then act like them and steal some money. >> Yeah, Blackish. what you did is wrong and you're not getting this money

because you stole it. So So go apologize to Jeffy right now. >> Okay. >> I can't stand him. Oh, thank you for coming. >> Well, that's that's fine. It was a huge waste of my time, but that's nothing new. >> Jeffy, did Blackish come and apologize? >> No. >> What? He didn't. >> Who's that? Uh hello. Hey, it's the uh uh the doctor man, and I just want to come by and say that you ain't pay your bill, and it's like $10,000, but because you my best friend, I only accept $400. [Music] >> Mario, where's

Jeffy's helmet? >> Jeffy, where's your helmet? Jeffy, where's your helmet? JEFFY, WHERE'S YOUR HELMET? HEY, >> WHERE'S YOUR HELMET? >> WHAT? >> Where is your helmet? >> I can't hear you, Daddy. I'm listening to Hop Hop. >> Oh, you're listening to Hop Hop? >> Yeah. >> It's not even plugged in, Jeffy. >> Oh, yeah. So, what are you listening to? >> What? Jeffy, where's your helmet? [Music] >> Um, someone stole it, Daddy. >> No, no one stole it. Jeffy, where's your helmet? >> No, Danny, they did steal. I was just laying in bed and they

said, "Jeffy, give me a helmet. I'm going to EAT YOUR BUTT." JEFF, JUST FIND YOUR DAMN HELMET. >> DADDY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE to look. >> Look everywhere. Look everywhere, Jeffy. >> What are you What are you doing? >> I'm looking everywhere, DADDY. >> NO, JEFFY. ACTUALLY, SEARCH FOR IT. Look for it. >> Where do you WANT ME TO START, DADDY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE to look. >> Look the entire house. Try to find your helmet, Jeffy. >> All right, DADDY. >> OKAY, T-REX. Are you ready to go down the stairs in your

bicycle? >> Hey, Junior. Um, have you seen my helmet? >> Uh, no. >> Oh, okay. Y, what are you doing, Junior? >> Oh, I'm about to send my dinosaur down the STAIRS IN HIS BICYCLE. >> Can I watch it, Junior? >> Yeah. All right, let's see if you can make it. All right, come on, T-Rex. You got it. >> Oh, gnarly landing. >> Doing again, Nank. >> You didn't lose any teeth, though, so I think we should do it without the helmet. Uh, Jeffy, I I think that's your helmet, right? >> Junior, you found my

helmet. >> Yeah, I just now saw it. >> Hey, what what do you want, Chompy? You have to go take a poop. >> Junior, what's that? >> Oh, this is my dog, Chompy. >> A dog? HOW'D YOU GET THAT? >> OH, I I just asked my dad for a pet, and He gave me a dog. >> I want a pet. >> Well, why don't you go ask your dad for a pet? >> Jeffy's pet? >> Yeah, >> Jeffy gets your pet. JEFFY'S PET. I'M GOING ASK DADDY. OH, go ask your dad then. All right, Chompy.

Let's go outside. Let's go to the poop. Big steamy poop. >> Come on, Sonic. You got this. >> I got this. I do. I'm just really nervous. >> Don't touch the sides. >> I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. >> Oh, come on, Sonic. YOU'VE BEEN SAYING I GOT THIS FOR THE LAST 8 HOURS. JUST DO IT ALREADY. >> You're right. I got this. I got this. NO. NO. NO. OH NO. MY DAD WAS RIGHT. I'LL NEVER BE ATTACKED.

>> SONIC, this is just a stupid board game. It's okay. >> Did you hear that? >> It was probably like a rat or something. >> No. What if it's something more scarier than that? I think you should go check it out. >> All right, I guess. Chompy, hurry up and poop. I want to go back inside and play with my toys. I'm so bored. What? Wa! Chompy, look at this worm. Look how big this worm is. Oh, this is The biggest worm I think I've ever seen. Oh my god. I'm going to go show Chef

Peep. Um, let me bring it inside. Here we go. Come on, worm. Come on, worm. [Music] >> Hey, Chef Peep, look at the worm I found outside. >> I don't want to see a stupid worm you found, Junior. >> But, but he's he's REALLY CUTE. >> I DON'T CARE ABOUT A STUPID CUTE WORM. >> RIGHT HERE. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE IS THAT? >> IT'S A WORM. IT'S A WORM. SH BABY, >> what is that noise? >> OH MY GOSH, it's a shark. What? What is it doing here? This makes no

sense. >> I mean, it looks like a knife, right? >> Yeah. Come on. Come here. I'm going to call you Sharky, >> man. I wonder what that noise was. >> Something. Why is there A SHARK IN HERE? OH, HE'S THE ONE THAT WAS MAKING ALL THE NOISES. >> WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE THAT? >> I THOUGHT HE NEEDS WATER OR SOMETHING. >> GET HIM SOME. >> OH, RIGHT. >> WATER. >> HELP ME. HE WON'T LET ME GO. Stop it. [Music] SONIC, HE TRIED TO EAT ME. >> HE WOULD HURT A FLY. >> BUT SONIC, HE

WAS BITING ONTO MY LEG. >> WE JUST NEED WATER OR SOMETHING. >> GIVE HIM SOME. LOOK, HE'S ALL >> HEY, HE DOES LOOK A LOT BETTER NOW. [Music] HEY, DADDY. I found my helmet. >> Oh, you found your helmet. Y >> Jeffy, where'd you get those glasses? >> What glasses? >> The ones on your face. >> I don't even know. >> Whatever. At least you found your Helmet. >> UM, DADDY, WHY DON'T I HAVE A PET? >> Why don't you have a pet? >> Yeah, >> because you'd kill it. >> No, I wouldn't, Daddy. >>

Yes, you would. It would be dead in like 5 SECONDS. JEFFY, NO, YOU'RE NOT getting a pet. >> Mario, that's actually a really good idea. >> No, it's not. >> But he could really use a pet. No, he would kill whatever pet we got it in 5 seconds. >> Mario, but he's lonely. >> He's not lonely. All he does is beat his diaper all day. He's not lonely. He has the voices in his head. >> It would teach him responsibility and maybe he'll leave you alone. >> Huh. I never really thought about that. If he

had a pet, he could give all his attention to the pet, NOT ME. >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT. I I'll get him a goldfish. All right, Jeffy. You want to get a fish? >> A giraffe? >> No, you're getting a fish. >> An elephant. >> You're getting a fish. >> All right. A fish. >> All right. You're getting a fish. >> All right, Jeffy. I got you your very own goldfish. What are you going to name Him? >> Peepee suck. >> Jeffy, you're not naming him pee suck. >> Hey, peep suck. What are you doing?

>> Don't hit the glass, Jeffy. He doesn't like that. >> Now, you're not pee suck. How do you know what he likes? >> Because fish just don't like that. >> Whatever. Let's get the food. >> Okay. >> Do you see what he named it? >> Mario. He's just being creative. >> That's not creative. That's sick. It's perverted. >> Mario, I think it's good for him. This is fine. >> It's not good for him. It's stupid. And I think he has a needs a better name for it. But he likes it. >> Let's just give him

the food. >> All right, Jeffy, you ready to feed PeePe suck? >> Mhm. >> Jeffy, where's Pee Suck? >> Mhm. >> Jeffy, is the fish in your mouth? >> Mm-m. >> Jeffy, open your mouth. >> Open your mouth, Jeffy. Uh, >> HE ATE PEEP SUCK. >> OH, NO. >> NO, I DIDN'T, DADDY. >> THEN WHERE'S THE FISH AT, JEFFY? >> DADDY, I DON'T KNOW. I WAS JUST going in and the glass and the fishy said, "Come Here, Jeffy. Let me get in your mouth." I SAID, "OH, MR. FISH WENT." And he jumped in, daddy. I

think he ran away. He didn't run away, Jeffy. He's in your belly right now. >> Mario, maybe he ate him because he's a fish. >> What was that supposed to mean? You're supposed to eat goldfish. Jeffy, you're not getting another pet. >> Well, maybe we should get him something he can hold. >> No, he's not getting another pet. >> Mario, maybe a hamster. >> A hamster? >> Yeah. >> Where you at, Peep Shock? >> Okay, we'll get him a hamster. >> Okay. I think I know why he's so grumpy. You're probably hungry, right? >> I

think I got just the thing. >> I don't know about sharks, but I think Capu is going to do it. Perfect. Got just the thing. Here you go, Sharky. Sharky. Shy, where you go, Sharky? >> I can't wait TO EAT MY BIG MAC. ALL RIGHT, TIME TO take the first bite. Wait, where'd it go? Is that a freaking shark? >> SHARKY. SHARKY, WHERE'D YOU GO? SHARKY. >> SORRY. SORRY. SH. >> TAIL. What's wrong? >> Come on. You need to come look at this quick. >> All right. Lead the way. >> Look, all my food is

gone. >> Oh, you ate it all. >> NO, I DIDN'T EAT IT. A SHARK ATE IT. >> WAIT, SHARKY? MY PET SHARK? >> YOU HAVE A PET SHARK? >> YEAH. WHERE DID HE GO? >> I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY HE WENT. OH, I I I GOT TO GO FIND HIM. OH, MAN. I can't wait to try on these new sneaks. These are some pretty awesome sneaks. Let me just take off my old ones. Oh, wait. I forgot they don't come off. All right, let me try. Oh my god. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SNEAKS? MY POOR

DEFENSIVE little sneaks. My sneaks. My sneak. >> All right, Jeffy. Here's your pet hamster. >> Hey, so what are you going to name him? >> PP suck, too. No, Jeffy, you got to choose a real name like like Melvin. >> Melvin. >> That's a good name. >> It's an okay name. >> Well, what would you name a hamster? >> Hammy. >> Hammy the hamster. >> Poop butt. >> You're not naming him poop butt. Choose a different name. Jeffy >> poop butt sting hole. >> No, a new name. >> Stinky diaper shaven. >> No, Jeffy, choose

a new name. >> Pencil fart. >> No. One more time. Another name. >> Um, Jeffy's fart. >> No, we're sticking with Melvin. His name is Melvin. >> All right. Come on, poop butt. Well, Jeffy, just go play with your stupid hamster. >> All right, Dad. Come on, Poo Bot. Let's go. >> This is a better choice, Mario. >> I'm just glad he can't hurt it because it's inside that ball. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Wormy. So, these are my trains. That's Thomas. That's the black one. And that's Percy. They're really cool. >> Hey, J. Whoa. Is

that a rat? >> I don't even know. >> Oh, it's really cool. What's its name? >> Pee suck, too. >> Well, what happened to the first pee pee suck? >> He ran away. >> Oh, that sucks. Yeah. What's that, Junior? >> Oh, that's my worm. I found him outside. I named him Wormy. >> That's really cool, Junior. >> Yeah, he's really cool. But I like your rat more. You want to trade? >> Yeah. >> So, you want to trade? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, I'll take the rat and you can take the worm. Is that

a shark? My feet. >> Sharky. SHARKY, WHERE YOU GO, >> SHARKY? There you are. What happened? You probably need more water, don't you? >> Look at that. All better now. Now, if only I could find a way for you not to run away. There you go, Sharky. Now you can run off. Do you love it? Now, let's go for a walk. [Music] [Music] So, I haven't heard any noise from Jeffy. >> That must be a good sign. >> Yeah, he must be having fun. >> Hey, Daddy, look what Jeffy, where did YOU GET THAT AT?

>> DADDY, IT'S JUST A WORM. >> IT'S NOT A WORM, JEFFY. IT'S A SNAKE. >> PUT IT BACK. >> WHERE'D YOU GET THAT THING? >> I'm training Junior Melvin for um for worming here. >> NO, JEFFY, YOU GET RID OF THAT THING. YOU GIVE IT BACK TO JUNIOR. YOU GO YOU GO GET MELVIN BACK. BUT DADDY, I WANT TO KEEP MR. WORMY. >> NO, YOU'RE NOT KEEPING MR. WORMY. YOU'RE GOING BACK GETTING VELVET. GET OUT OF HERE. >> DADDY, GIVE HIM A KISS. >> NO, I'M NOT GIVING HIM A CAKE. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

MOMMY, YOU GET OUT OF HERE. A >> had a fun day today, huh? Sean >> Oh, hi guys. >> Hey, Sonic. >> Hey. >> Hey. >> So, what are you doing here? >> Um, well, what I have to say is >> we want the freaking shark gone. Yeah, >> but why? He wouldn't hurt a fly. >> Uh, he hurt my sneaks. >> He ate my McDonald's and he ate my leg >> and my sneaks, which is the most Important of our three problems. But he's the nicest shark ever. >> No, he's not, Sonic. You know,

he tried to bit my bite my leg. SONIC, STOP. >> SONIC, HE TRIED TO DO IT AGAIN. >> NO, NO, HE A FREAKING SHARK. >> He's just hungry. Sonic, he's not meant to be here. >> Yeah, he's meant to be like in the ocean cuz he's like a fish, >> but he just need more cat food. >> He's a fish, right? >> Yeah, he's a fish. Jet. >> Yeah. And also, uh hello. He's a freaking shark. >> Yes, >> you guys are just jealous that I got a shark. >> I mean, I am jealous of

people who have sneaks that aren't chewed up. >> Sonic, we're not jealous. You got to be reasonable. That's a shark. >> Yeah, a freaking shark, which is totally a fish. I knew that. I mean, like the best pen ever. >> No, he's not. Sonic, look, Sonic. Seriously, you need to let the shark go. >> Yeah, he needs to be like in his natural habitat where he doesn't eat sneaks or like like the ocean or a fish tank or something. >> All right, I guess you guys are right. >> Yeah, >> I'll put him back in

the ocean >> cuz he's a freaking shark >> where he belongs. >> Yeah, come on. >> So, he is a fish, right? >> Yes. >> All right, ham sandwich. Are you ready for the ultimate stunt? >> All right, HAM SANDWICH. THAT WAS AWESOME. WELL, >> JUNIOR. >> OH, YEAH. >> I can't keep wormy anymore. >> Well, why not? My daddy's scared of him. >> Oh, so was Chef Pe. >> Yeah. Why everyone crying about a worm? >> Oh, no, Junior. But I'm going to need pee pee suck too back. >> Okay, I'll give you back

pee pee suck too. We already had our fun anyway. I threw him down the stairs. >> Oh, you did? >> Yeah. >> Oh, that was awesome. >> Yeah. So, I'll take Wormy back. Come Here, Wormy. >> All right. >> Oh my god, I WAS SO SCARED. >> I WAS SO SCARED. I HATE SNAKES. I hate them. >> I got pee pe to back. >> Okay, good, Jeffy. That's really good. You You stick with your hamsters, okay? Don't play with snakes. They're really, really dangerous. >> It's scary. >> Yeah. And poisonous, too. And if they Bite

you, YOU'LL DIE. >> YEAH. AND THEY can strangle you. >> Yeah. Yeah. They wrap around your neck and choke you to death. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to play with snakes, Jeffy. Okay. Do not play with snakes. What? Jeffy, where's Melvin? >> Jeffy, >> is he in your mouth? >> Open your mouth, Jeffy. >> All right. What seems to be the problem here? >> Well, um, he ate a hamster. >> He He He ate like a like a hamster. >> A live hamster. >> A live hamster. >> A live hamster you get from the pet

store. He swallowed it whole. >> Why? >> I don't know, Jeffy. Why'd you eat the hamster? >> I don't even know. See, he doesn't even know. >> Wow. Okay. Okay. So, what do you want me To do about that? >> Well, is there any chance that it's that that's still alive? >> No, it's dead. It's definitely dead. He probably digested it by now. >> Well, I just I just I just really >> Oh, look, Daddy. He came out. >> Oh, well, I guess that's good. Um, hey, peep suck, too. What you doing? >> What? [Music]

Hey, daddy. What you doing? >> Well, Jeffy, I just got done cleaning out the attic and I found an old box of stuff from when I grew up. You want to see? >> Yeah, daddy. What's in the box? >> Uh oh. Look, my old Pac-Man machine. I used to play this for hours. I loved it. >> That's so cool. Daddy, can I see it? >> Yeah, you can play with it. Do whatever you want with it. >> I can chuck this [ __ ] What? Daddy, DO NOT THROW MY STUFF. >> I'M SORRY, DANNY. >>

It's old and sentimental and stuff. It means something to me. >> Oh, look. My old guitar. I used to pick up so many women with this. >> That's so cool, daddy. kind of sh. >> Yeah, I don't even know how to play it. >> What? Jeffy, I sent YOU OUT TO MY STUFF. >> I'M SORRY, DADDY. I FORGOT. >> I PICKED UP WOMEN WITH THAT. Uh oh, look, my old pencil girlfriend. One of the girls I picked up with my guitar, You know. >> Oh, gosh. >> No, I used to make out with her. You're

not going to touch her. No. Oh, look. MY OLD JOKE TOOTHPASTE. A DAMN IT, DADDY. YOU GOT TOOTHPASTE ON the couch. >> What's a joke, Jeffy? It's not real. >> Oh. Oh, look. My old my old teddy bear. I used to take him everywhere. I LOVED HIM. OH, DADDY. CAN I PLEASE SEE A TEDDY BEAR? He looks so cute. >> What? Well, no, Jeffy. I I love it. He Was my best friend. I don't want to get him dirty or anything. >> Daddy, I won't get him dirty. I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW SOFT HE

IS. >> YEAH, LOOK, you can hold him, but you can't have him. >> OH, DADDY, I LOVE THE BERRY SO MUCH. CAN I PLEASE HAVE HIM? >> NO. He was my bear and he's my best friend and no one else can have him. No one CAN TOUCH HIM. >> BUT, DADDY, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE BERRY? PLEASE. WELL, I mean, I am old and I have no use for him, but he was my best friend. >> Please, Daddy. >> All right, fine, Jeffy. You can have the bear, but you BETTER

NOT LOSE HIM. OH, >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, DADDY. I LOVE THE BARRY so much. Give me a Mr. Barry going to the park. >> Yeah, just don't get him dirty. And just please be safe with him. He was my best friend growing up. >> Hey, LET'S GO IN THE PARK, MR. BARRY. >> Sometimes I just got to grow up, you know. All right, Mr. Barry. You ready to have fun in the park? Let's go. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hi, Mr. Barry. You want to play hide and seek? I'll go hide and you count. [Music]

Hey, daddy. Jeffy. Uh, how long you been standing there? >> Oh, not long, daddy. Just long enough to see you stick that pinch on your butt. >> No, no, I didn't do that. I accidentally sat on it. I thought you were supposed to be at the park. >> Well, we weren't, Daddy. But, uh, but Barry told me something, so we came home early. GO AHEAD AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU SAID, BARRY. OH, Jeffy's a way better hunter than you are, Daddy. All you did Was keep me in a box for years, and Jeffy took me

to a park and got me ice cream and [ __ ] >> Well, Jeffy, that's that's really nice that you did all that for Mr. Barry, but he had to go in the box cuz we were playing hide-and-seek for a very long time. But yeah, so can you just leave me alone so I can have private time with a pencil? >> All right, Daddy, but real quick, contact Mr. Barry to school. >> Yeah, you can do whatever you want with them. Just don't lose them or get them dirty or or or or destroy them. Okay.

>> Okay, daddy. Come on, Mr. Bear. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS. >> OKAY, where's that pencil? >> All right, Crash. Today, we're going to be answering the question, why did the chicken cross the road? Very simple answer as to why chicken cross road. Everyone knows the chicken crossed the road to get to the egg roll on the other Side. Egg roll very delicious and the chicken knows it. VERY DELICIOUS EGG ROLL. The chicken crossed the road to get to the egg roll. Did you hear that, Mr. Barry? >> Are you talking

to your teddy bear, you loser? >> Yeah, cuz I sure as hell ain't talking to you. What? You're 2 years old? Who even brings THEIR TEDDY BEAR TO SCHOOL? You can't leave your HOUSE WITHOUT YOUR TEDDY BEAR. >> MY TEDDY BEAR IS MY BEST FRIEND, so leave me alone. >> Why? Because you don't have any real friends to hang out with. Beat him up, Mr. Barry. You really think your teddy bear could beat me up? >> Yeah. Stop it. PUT HIM DOWN. LEAVE HIM ALONE. >> NO, HE'S MY TEDDY BEAR NOW. >> TEACHER, THIS KID

STOLE MY BEAR. >> AH, JEFFY, WHY YOU CRYING REAL [ __ ] WOODY, BILL, GIVE YOUR BABY BACK YOUR TOY SO HE CAN STOP CRYING. >> All right, FINE. HERE'S YOUR BEAR BACK, YOU LITTLE CRYBABY. HEY EVERYONE, he can't go to school without his little toy. >> Yeah, who brings a toy to school, you loser. >> Yeah, loser. Don't listen to him, Barry. One day you're going to be real and you're going to prove them all wrong. [Music] Barry, I had a bad day at school. >> Well, what happened, JEFFY? OH, PEOPLE WERE MAKING FUN

of me because I was talking to Mr. Barry. >> Well, Jeffy, people probably don't think it's normal for you to talk to a stuffed animal. >> But he's my best friend, Daddy. >> I know. He was my best friend, too. And I got made fun of when I took him to school. So, you know, how about you just go to bed and think about it? >> But it's 3:30 p.m., Daddy. >> Or you can just go to bed and let me have some private time. >> But it's 3:30 in the afternoon. >> I I know.

Perfect time to go to bed. Everyone's tired at 3:30, right? >> But what about dinner? >> Uh, it's going to be green beans. Are you going to eat that? >> No. Well, there there you go. Should go to bed cuz there's nothing need to stay up for anyway. A [Music] >> Oh, man. Mr. Barry, I wish you were real. Then you could beat up that bully that made fun of us. They didn't really know you were real. Let's go to sleep, Mr. Barry. [Music] Jeffy, it's time to go to school. Wake up. >> Anal. >>

Jeffy, get up. It's time to go to school. >> Jeffy, it's time to go to school. Just Get up. >> WHERE DID MY BERRY GO? >> JEFFY, did you lose my teddy bear? You said you wanted to sleep with it, but you you CAN'T FIND IT. >> NO, DAD. HE WAS LAYING RIGHT HERE, AND NOW HE'S NOT HERE. >> JEFFY, you better not have lost my teddy bear. That was my teddy bear when I grew up with it. >> Well, daddy, I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT. HE MUST HAVE RAN AWAY. >> WELL, JEFFY, LOOK,

YOU have to go to school. We'll find him afterwards, but you better not have lost him. Come on. >> ALL RIGHT, CLASS. TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE LEARNING ABOUT HIBERNATION. HIBERNATION IS WHEN BAD EAT TOO MUCH FOOD AT CHINESE BUFFET AND YOU HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS OUT. $9.99 DOESN'T GET YOU THE WHOLE BUFFET. IT ONLY GIVE YOU TWO PLATES AND THEN THEY WANT TO TURN AROUND AND SLEEP FOR 6 MONTHS TO LET FOOD DIGEST. NO. SO, THE MORAL OF THE STORY HERE IS KIDS, IS THAT BEAR no longer allowed in Chinese buffet? It make

us go bankrupt. >> Hey loser, where's your teddy bear? I don't see it. Is it due in hibernation like the teacher said? >> No, he ran away. >> Teddy bears can't run away, [ __ ] They're not alive. >> Oh, Barry, you came back. >> What? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BARRY, [ __ ] CHEEKS. WAKE UP. >> OH, THAT'S A BIG [ __ ] YOU TRYING TO GET MORE THAN TWO PLAY, HUH? YOU LEAVE. YOU LEAVE. YOU'RE NOT WELCOME TO CLASSROOM OR BUFFET. YOU LEAVE. CHOO CHOO. >> OH, BARRY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. LET'S GET

OUT OF HERE. All right, Mr. Barry. You want to go in the park? All right, let's go. Wee! Your turn, Mr. Bear. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh man, Mr. Tberry, I'm having so much fun. You want to go play hide and seek? Yay! Well, I'm going to go hide. You count. Oh my god. Is that a bear in a park playing hide and seek with children? This is dangerous. I got to go alert the news. [Music] >> Breaking news, Mai. A bear is running loose at a children's park. Let's cut to our live helicopter

feed now. Oh my god. What you're watching is live footage of a bear trying to eat children at a park. HE CAN SMELL THE BLOOD. This is Winnie the Pooh and he's looking for his honey. And his honey is children's blood. It now appears that he has settled for a toucan. Oh my god. If you have small children, turn them away now as he is violating this toucan. And it also appears that we have some onlookers videotaping and laughing. Wow, what a disgrace. This is no laughing matter. I'm getting word now that police are on

the scene and are going to attempt to stop this bear. >> Oh man, Mr. Barry, you bow me. >> Oh my god, that bear's about to attack that child. It's a good thing I brought my gun that's just painted to look like a Nerf gun just so I could shoot it in the playground. Even though it's a very Real gun that fires real bullets that definitely will kill him, cuz it's a real gun and not a Nerf gun. Get away from that kid, you son of a [ __ ] Bang. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, he's coming at

me. STAY AWAY. STAY AWAY. BANG. I GOT HIM. I ACTUALLY GOT HIM. [Music] >> DADDY. >> JEFFY. I BROKE MY PENCIL. >> MY TEDDY BEAR GOT SHOT. >> WAIT, WHAT? >> Turn on the news and find out. >> Okay, [Music] break news, Muk. Police have shot and killed the bear that was running around the children's park. Here's Officer Brooklyn T. Guy with a statement. >> Hello everybody. Uh my name is Brooklyn T guy. I am the officer that shot and killed this bear. Uh at the time of the attack, we thought it was a real

bear, but after we got it back to the station And cut it open, we realized it's it's just a teddy bear. It's a big old stuffed animal. Uh we thought maybe there was a person in there, but no, no, nothing. It's it's just a big old big old living teddy bear that was that was brought to life as if by a child's wish and nothing else. So uh it's dead now. So, um Oops. >> She ain't got any luck. >> Well, this doesn't make any sense. He wasn't alive. He's just a teddy bear. >> He

was alive, DADDY. HE WAS RUNNING AROUND AND WE WERE PLAYING AT THE PARK. >> WELL, THAT DOESN'T make any sense, Jeffy. Hold on. Let me go into the door. Let me see what that is. >> Uh hello. >> Hey there. Uh I'm the cop that shot your son's living teddy bear, and I just wanted to bring you his corpse in case your son still wants to play with him. Normally, that would sound really bad, But he's just a stuffed animal. And now that I'm looking at him, I I probably should have known that he was

a stuffed animal, not a real bear. But I was feeling really trigger happy, and it just felt good to shoot something. But anyway, I I I just came to apologize. So, uh, here's my apology. Sorry. I' I've never been very good at apologies. Bye. [Music] All right, Jeffy, I got your teddy bear Back. >> A I liked him better when he was alive. >> Well, Jeffy, teddy bears aren't supposed to be alive. I mean, when I was younger, I wish he was alive. But look, now you have a huge teddy bear, and bigger is always

better. That's what she said. >> I guess so, Daddy. >> Well, look, just grab them and go lay down with him. Look, you can lay on him like this. Look, you can make teddy bear angels. Yeah, just pick them up and go back to your room. Oh man, Barry, why'd you have to get shot? I wish you were alive again. Oh, where's your stupid giant bear? >> He died. He deserved it. >> Barry, you're alive. >> Oh, no. ow [Music] There, Chef Poo Poop. That'll keep Chef Peepy from being mean to me. What? Who's that?

Uh, hello. >> Hey, Junior. >> DUDE, ARE YOU READY TO GO CAMPING? >> YEAH, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO CAMPING. >> YEAH, >> camping like what Call of Duty noobs do? No, Junior. It's where you sleep outside and you make a fire. >> Yeah. And you get bit by mosquitoes? >> Yeah. >> What? Sleep outside? >> Yeah, dude. Camping. >> But But it's it's dark. >> Well, yeah. So, >> yeah. So what? >> And it's raining. >> What? What? >> No, it's not, Junior. >> But it's pouring rain. >> Junior, we're standing. >> It's raining. CATS

AND DOGS. >> JUNIOR, we're outside. >> DUDE, I WALKED OVER HERE. >> IT'S LIKE A HURRICANE OUTSIDE. >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> GUYS, DO YOU NOT SEE that rain? >> IT'S REALLY IT'S like crazy rain. YOU SEE IT? LOOK AT ALL THAT RAIN. >> JUNIOR, YOU JUST THREW A CUP OF WATER. >> NO, NO, NO. That was rain. >> What the hell? I CAN SEE the cup. >> It's rain. >> THAT WAS A CUP OF WATER. >> JUNIOR, DO YOU JUST NOT WANT TO GO CAMPING? >> GUYS, let's talk about inside. It's raining. I don't

want you to get wet. Come on. >> God, you're so stupid. >> Man, I should have checked the weather channel or something, you know. >> Junior, if you don't want to go camping, just say so. >> Well, yeah, dude. You can't ruin it for all of us. >> Well, guys, I honestly would want to go camping if it just wasn't raining so bad outside. >> Junior, it is not raining outside. >> Okay, you right. What? Well, you're not even going to argue. >> Hey, you right, >> Joseph? He seems really confident that it's raining if

he's not arguing. >> Dude, I really want to go camping, though. >> Oh, God. I just thought of something. What? >> What if we went camping in my living room? >> What? Your living room? >> Yeah, like we set up a tent and, you know, we just didn't go outside cuz, you know, it's dark. >> That sounds really lame, Junior. >> Yeah, that sounds really boring. >> No, guys, it would be awesome if we turn off all the lights, we turn off the AC, and we just don't eat anything. >> Wait, that sounds LIKE MY

OLD HOUSE. YEAH, it sounds sounds fun, right? We can do that. >> No, Junior, that sounds that sounds awesome, >> guys. It would be cool. If it if it's not cool, y'all can leave. I promise. I promise, guys. It's going to be awesome. >> It better be cool, dude. >> It will be. I guess we could try it. >> Okay, let's go pitch a tent. Okay. >> Way ahead of you there. >> Okay. >> All right, guys. Let's put this tent together. >> I I've never put a tent together before, Junior. >> Yeah, this looks

kind of hard, dude. >> Guys, it's not hard. It's easy. Look, I can do it in like 10 seconds. It's like a You start off with like this piece and you you like set up like that. You see? And then um You >> sure, dude? >> Yeah. And then you you do that and >> Huh. >> Junior, I fell over. >> But you can get inside it. Look. Like >> I don't think that's how it works, dude. >> Guys, this is how a tent works. See, I'm inside. Like >> Junior, it's kind of just a

blanket. >> Dude, you can suffocate like that. >> No, you can't. >> Junior, this is stupid. >> No, I don't see you doing it. >> All right, let me try. dude. >> I don't like this. Cody, >> I said hold it still. >> We're holding it still. >> If this falls again, I'm going to be so pissed. >> Cody, just toss over the thing. >> Yeah, hurry up. >> God damn IT. I TOLD YOU to hold IT STILL. >> IT WAS JOSEPH'S FAULT. IT WASN'T, DUDE. >> IT WAS JOSEPH'S FAULT. >> SO MANY DISHES to

wash. >> Oh man. And I'm still finding the stupid foil. >> What are they arguing about? >> [ __ ] You're dumb. You're dumb. You're dumb. No. No. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ARGUING ABOUT NOW? >> CHEF PEBB, WHY DOES GLUE NOT STICK TO the inside of the bottle? >> I don't know. >> Well, I I I think it's because when the Glue touches the air, that's when it starts to work. >> Well, that's dumb cuz there's air inside the bottle, Cody. >> Well, no. It's full of glue. >> Well, no. No, Chevy. I think that

glue doesn't stick to the sides of the walls of the bottle cuz the bottle's made out of this ungluable material. >> Like what, Junior? Plastic? >> No. Ungluable thing. That's the new element. Well, WHAT ABOUT TOOTHPASTE, CODY? >> WHAT ABOUT TOOTHPASTE, JUNIOR? >> WHY IS it not sticking inside the bottle? >> BECAUSE TOOTHPASTE ISN'T STICKING. OH, YEAH. IT IS. >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> It's definitely GOING TO BE A TOOTHPASTE STICKY. >> I DON'T KNOW. >> IT'S STICKY. I BET IT WOULD STICK TO THE WALL RIGHT NOW. >> I BET IT WOULDN'T. >> OH, BET.

BET. OKAY. YOU RIGHT. YOU RIGHT. You want Let's go TRY IT. LET'S GO. GO. LET'S GO TRY IT. TRY IT. >> What the Oh my god. >> Okay. It's not going to work. >> It is going to work. >> It's not. Uh. Well, well, that that that still doesn't answer the glue problem. >> It's stuck. >> Well, yeah. >> It stuck. Toothpaste sticks. >> Well, yeah. Okay. But >> how stupid do you look, Cody? >> WHAT MADE YOU START ARGUING ABOUT GLUE ANYWAY, JULIAN? >> WELL, LOOK, we're trying to put up this tent and it

wouldn't stay up. So, I said we should glue it and then Cody says glue would be stupid. Then I said, "Well, how does it not stick inside the bottle?" >> WAIT, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING UP A TENT IN THE LIVING ROOM ANYWAY? >> Because they wanted to go camping and I said we should camp in the living room. >> Why don't you just have a sleepover then? >> See, that's what I said. >> Well, we can't go outside, Chef Peep, because it's it's raining. >> No, it's not. >> Yeah, it is. It's pouring outside. Chevy,

it's raining. >> NO, IT'S NOT, JUNIOR. >> CHEVY, COME LOOK. It's raining. It's Look, it's raining. Oh my god. IT'S NOT RAINING, JUNIOR. >> YEAH, it is raining. >> It's not raining outside. Look. See, >> it's raining. >> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST THROW WATER ON ME? >> NO, THAT WAS THE RAIN. >> IT WAS A [ __ ] RAIN. >> YEAH. SO, CHEVY, he just got rained on. >> JUNIOR, WHY DID HE THROW THAT CUP OF WATER ON ME? >> NO, HE DID THAT TO YOU, TOO. >> OH, NO. NO, GUYS. NO, GUYS.

He got rained on. He was by a cup of water. It's rain cut. >> NO, IT WASN'T, JUNIOR. >> WELL, CHEVY, CAN YOU PLEASE put the tent up for us? We don't know how to do it. We're 8 years old. >> I I I am actually nine now. >> What? No, you're not. >> Well, well, today is my birthday, so >> No. No, it's not. Your birthday's February 29th. >> Well, the Well, well, there's no February 29th this year. So, >> so you don't get a birthday this year. >> Oh, >> yeah. No, no birthday.

No, no, no. None of that. >> Okay. >> Well, Chevy, can you please put the tin up, please? >> I guess I can put the tin up. I know how To put tents together. I did it when I was little. >> Oh, all right. Thanks, Chevy B. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'll hurry up and put it up. >> Yeah. >> All right, Junior. YOUR TENT'S READY. >> OUR TENT IS READY, GUYS. OUR TENT IS READY. >> UH, YEAH. >> AH, [ __ ] CODY, STOP YELLING. >> YEAH, CODY. DAMN IT. YOU YELLED LIKE RIGHT IN MY

EAR. >> YO, STOP. >> OKAY. GOD. NOW, JULIAN, you can have fun in your stupid tent. I finally fixed it up and I just don't want to hear you argue anymore. >> All right. Thanks, CHEF. GUYS, LET'S GO INSIDE. LET'S GO INSIDE, GUYS. >> GUYS, isn't this so cool? We're inside a tent. >> Dude, this sucks. >> Junior, it smells like fart in here. >> Yeah, it would actually be fun if it was Outside. >> You know, wouldn't we get wet cuz it's raining? >> It is so hot in here. >> Well, guys, guys, guys,

how about we roast marshmallows >> with wet fire? >> Yeah. How are WE GOING TO DO THAT? >> I have a fireplace, guys. Come on. Okay, >> see guys, we're roasting marshmallows. >> I don't know, dude. I don't think this is going to work. Junior, this is an Electric fireplace. >> And >> And there's no fire. >> What? There's fire. I see fire. Joseph, do you see fire? >> I mean, I see it. That's not real fire. >> Yeah, it is. >> If it were real fire, could I do this? >> Not even Oh god.

Junior, why would you do that? I WAS NOT EVEN ON FIRE. >> YOU JUMP IN THE FIREPLACE LIKE AN IDIOT. >> JUNIOR, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON FIRE, DUDE. YEAH, you were on fire. You jumped in the fire. >> Look at me. Am I burned? >> I mean, you're wet cuz I put the fire out. You better thank me. I saved your life. >> Junior, let's just do something else. >> Well, no. No. We're going to roast marshmallows. I got one more idea. Come on, guys. >> Fine. >> Let's use the stove, guys. >> Junior,

this seems really dangerous. >> It's not dangerous, Cody. >> Dude, I don't know about this. I'M KIND OF SCARED. >> Let me do it in first. Watch. I promise it cooks the marshmallow. The heat. >> Really? >> Yeah, it works. >> Okay. Um, this >> Yeah. See, look. Look. It's cooking it. See? >> Wow. Really? >> Yeah, it's cooking. Watch. I do that all the time. >> Okay, I guess I could try it. Um I Yours is not going to catch on fire. >> It's not going to catch on fire, Cody. >> ARE YOU JUNIOR?

IT'S ON FIRE. >> WHAT? >> JUNIOR, WHAT THE HELL? >> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO CATCH ON FIRE. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> WELL, I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE S'MORES, GUYS. I DO IT ALL THE TIME. >> BUT YOU BURNED IT. >> WELL, I I'll eat it still. >> What? What? >> Junior, let's do something else. This is stupid. >> Okay. Oh my god. >> Well, roasting marshmallows was a bad idea. >> Yeah, dude. I'm ready to go home. >> Yeah. >> Well, guys, don't go home. What else did y'all want

to do while y'all camped? Um, >> well, we really wanted to go fishing. >> Oh, yeah. >> Fishing? We can go fishing. >> Well, where, dude? >> Oh, we could use the lake in your backyard. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, WE CAN. >> OH, NO. GUYS, it it's raining outside, remember? >> Oh my god. >> But I know we can fish. Come on, guys. >> Oh, okay. >> See, guys, we're fishing >> in the sink, Junior. >> Yeah. >> But, dude, this is stupid. >> No, no, no. You're going to catch a lot of fish in

here. A lot of fish. Maybe some dirty dishes. >> Oh, no. No. No. Cody, I think you got a bite. I >> I didn't even feel anything. >> You got a bite. Reel it in. Reel it in. >> All right. REEL IT IN. >> REEL IT IN. REEL IT IN FASTER. >> WHAT? EW. Junior and eaten chicken leg. >> Yeah, that's five points. >> OH MY GOD. JUNIOR, THAT'S DISGUSTING. >> SAVE IT. Save it. >> All right. Look, you can keep fishing if you want. Me and Ken are going back to the tent. >> Okay.

Uh Joseph, let's see if we can Find more leftovers. >> I guess we use the chicken leg as as bait. >> Yeah. Yes, Ken. It's just me and you all alone in this big old tent. You thinking what I'm thinking, baby? >> Joseph, why isn't anything biting? >> Probably cuz there's no fish in there, dude. >> There's fish in there. Chef cooked fish last week. >> Oh, really? What kind? >> It was salmon. >> Salmon? Ew. I'm more of a tilapia guy. >> Tilapia? What's tilapia? >> It's a type of fish. You know, you eat

it a lot. Like, >> ew. What's going on? >> I don't know. >> Is Cody having a seizure? >> IT LOOKS LIKE A PARTY, DUDE. >> LET'S GO CHECK ON IT. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, LET'S DO IT. CODY, ARE YOU OKAY? >> WAIT, WAIT. KEN, HANG. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hey, guys. What's up? >> Oh, we having a seizure, Cody. Yeah. >> Oh, no. No. Ken's off the pill and we're trying. >> What? What? >> Nothing. Look, if you could come back in like 30 more seconds. Oh god, YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. >> WE'RE

GOING TO GO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS so we can tell scary stories. >> Let's go. >> All right, Joseph, turn on the lights. Cody, we're coming inside. >> Okay. Okay. >> With this bear costume, I'm going to scare those brats. [Music] >> What? What's going on here, Cody? >> Nothing. >> What? Joseph, do you have the lantern? >> Yeah, it's right here, dude. >> What? What happened to Ken? >> I broke him in half. But it was pretty hot, though. >> Oh, well. Anyway, Cody, we're going to tell scary stories. >> Oh, dude. I'm so

ready for that. >> Yeah. Okay, I'll tell the first story. >> All right. >> All right. There's this one time, guys. I was roasting marshmallows on my stove. >> Really? >> And it caught on fire. >> Dude, we were there for that. That was like 5 minutes ago. >> Oh, yeah. It was 5 minutes ago, dude. >> Cody, do you have a better story? >> Yeah. This one time I had a nightmare that I was surrounded by naked girls and they were like kissing me and like rubbing up on me and stuff and I was

like, "Eh, ew, get away." And they were like, "No, we want your hunky body." And then I woke up next to Ken and it was okay. >> Guys, what was that? >> I DON'T KNOW, DUDE. >> WHAT WAS THAT? A BEAR? IT'S A BEAR. >> Nothing like a bear. >> OH MY GOD, THAT'S SCARY. DUDE, >> it can't be a bear. We're in your house. >> I HEAR IT AGAIN. DUDE, >> MAYBE SOME PEOPLE LET A bear in. >> You want to go take out the trash and let a bear in? >> I think that's

impossible, Junior. >> IT'S A IT'S A BEAR. >> IT HAS TO BE A BEAR, DUDE. >> JOSEPH, GO CHECK. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHY ME? >> BECAUSE IF you die, no one would miss you. >> Well, you do HAVE A POINT. OH MY GOD. I GUESS I GO CHECK. >> THAT'S [ __ ] UP. >> All right, I'm going to GO AND CHECK IT OUT, GUYS. >> All right. >> You know, if there is a bear out there, he's going to die. >> No, Joseph could fight off a bear, Right? Well, well, he's not coming

back. >> Joseph. >> Joseph. >> Joseph, is there a bear out there? >> What if the bear ate him? What are we going to do, Cody? [Music] forever. >> Dude, what happened in that tent? That looked mad homo. >> We were putting kids back together. >> Yeah. Oh, I I thought something. >> What happened to you, Joseph? You weren't answering us. >> Oh, dude. I had to use the bathroom. >> Where'd you use the bathroom at? >> In your bathroom. What do you mean? >> You're supposed to pee on the carpet, Joseph. It's the great

indoors. You can pee anywhere. >> WELL, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T PEE ON YOUR CARPET, DUDE. >> WAIT, where were the bear noises coming from? >> What was it doing? >> Jeffy, it must have been Jeffy. >> Yeah, Jeffy, were you making the bear noises? >> I'll never know. >> It was him. It was totally him. Well, anyway, Jeffy, we were camping and we were telling scary stories. You want to tell scary stories? >> I'm down syndrome. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> All right, let's go inside the tent. >> So, Jeffy, this is our tent.

>> Wow, this is cool as [ __ ] >> Yeah, it's really cool. But do you have any scary stories to tell us? >> Yeah. >> Oh, what are they? >> All right. One time it was dinner time. My daddy had me on my high chair and he made me eat green beans. Green beans. I don't like green beans. >> Green beans. And I said, and daddy said, "You're going to eat Your green beans, Jeffy." And he started putting them down my throat. He was forcing them and forcing them down my throat. And I was

crying and crying and and then >> and then what? >> And then what? And then And then what? >> Okay. Yep. Okay. >> What was that? >> Is that the bear? >> Wait, wait, wait. If If it's not Jeffy, Then who's making those noises? >> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, JUNIOR? >> I THREW A CUP OF WATER CUZ YOU'RE A BEAR. >> JUNIOR, THE tent is wet. We can't even SLEEP HERE NOW. EVERYTHING IS WET. YOU KEEP THROWING WATER. WE ARE LEAVING. >> LEAVE YOU, JUNIOR. I DON'T WANT TO BEAT YOUR ASS. >> YOU'RE TRYING

TO SCARE US, GUYS. >> WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? >> WE ARE LEAVING, JUNIOR. >> YEAH, DUDE. BUT IT JUST STOPPED RAINING. >> WHAT? >> JUNIOR, it's it's raining really hard. Can we come in? >> No, guys. You can walk home. >> What? >> Wow. I I I can't believe it's actually raining. A dude, my mom's going to be mad I'm late. [Music] Oh man. and making my FAMOUS TOMATO AND BROCCOLI SOUP. Oh yeah, IT'S GOING TO BE DELICIOUS. SHOP BABY. >> OH, BOWSER, WHAT DO YOU WANT? SHIBBE, I'M REALLY HUNGRY AND I WANT

YOU TO MAKE A PIZZA FOR ME RIGHT NOW. PIZZA? BOWSER, I'M NOT MAKING you a stupid pizza. I'M MAKING SOUP FOR DINNER ALREADY. SOUP? More like poop. I'M NOT EATING THAT STUPID SOUP. I WANT PIZZA AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW. WELL, BOWSER, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THE STUPID soup then? OH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT TO do with that soup. >> Bowser, why would you THROW MY SOUP IN THE TOILET? BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOUR POO SOUP. I WANT PIZZA. NOW, LET'S GO MAKE IT, SLAVE, GET TO MAKING MY PIZZA, BOY. OKAY,

BOWSER. DAMN. GOD. WAIT, are you GOING TO LEAVE? NO. I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AND WATCH YOU COOK MY PIZZA. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS YOU COOK MY PIZZA. WHAT? I'M GOING TO COOK IT. OKAY, LOOK. STOP, BOWSER. DON'T LEAVE. OH, LORD JESUS, STOP. STOP. CHASE. OKAY, BOWSER. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. I'm going COOK YOUR PIZZA. OKAY, BUT YOU CANNOT HIT ME IN MY HEAD. LOOK, LEAVE, BOWSER. LEAVE. GOD DAMN IT. I'm going cook your pizza. Look. Wow. [Music] Guys, I'm bored. >> Yeah, me too. There's

just nothing to do anymore. >> Yeah, I'm poor, dude. Oh, I know. Do you guys want to go bite Chef Pei? >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, that sounds like fun. Oh, I want to bite his arm. Oh, I want to bite his nipples. >> Well, I'm going to bite his eyes. >> Oh, Jesus Christ, Junior. But yeah. >> Yeah. Well, we're going to show Chef Pe what it's like to be a banana. >> Yeah, but but we got to peel him first. So, we got to take his clothes off. >> Oh, yeah. How How you

going to get to his nipples? >> How am I going to get to his nipples? Right. >> Yeah, I got to take his clothes off. >> All right, guys. Let's go bite some Chef Pei. >> All right. >> Okay. Pizza in the oven. I'm going to come back and check ON THAT BABY IN 30 MINUTES. OH MAN, ALL THIS cooking got me hot. Oh, my nipples need to breathe. Oh man, there you go nips. Catch that air. Suck it in. >> Hey, Chef Peepee. >> What? Junior, what do you want? >> You have really pretty

eyes. >> Oh, you know what? Thank you. >> They look delicious. >> Wait, WHAT? [Applause] >> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU BITING ME? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SICK INSIDE OF ALL OF YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS. [Music] >> HELLO. >> I am right here. Okay. I'm going to need you to tone it down a little bit. You're up here. Going to need you to take it down here. >> I'm sorry, OFFICER. WAIT, WHERE'S YOUR COP CAR? >> OH, YEAH. They took

away the cop car. You know, budget cuts. So, they said we got to drive our own cars to work from now on. So, I borrowed my wife's Minivan. Yeah. Everybody just keeps running away. It's impossible to pull somebody over in a minivan. Doesn't even have a siren. I just have to stick my head out the window and yell wee woo. People think I'm drunk. They're like, "Where'd you get that uniform? Halloween store." I'm like, "I'm a cop." And they're like, "Go home. You're drunk." And they throw their coffee at me. Anyway, what's up with you?

You called the cops. >> Look, officer, I need to get a restraining order. >> OKAY. AGAINST WHO? >> AGAINST EVERYBODY. THE WHOLE WORLD. LOOK, I'M BEING ABUSED AND PEOPLE ARE BITING ME ALL OVER MY BODY. >> OH, YEAH. I had an ex-girlfriend that was like that. Yep. She used to bite me all the time. I was pretty into it actually until I got rabies. She was my cat. Some good [ __ ] though. You know, cuz she was my cat. I I get it, officer. >> Okay. Well, let's get this restraining order done, huh? >>

Come on, please. All right. So, this is your restraining order. Nobody on Earth is allowed to come within 10 ft of you. And if they do, they go to jail for 30 days. Oh, yeah. I like this a lot. >> Yeah, I thought you might. So, uh, you just sign that. And after you sign it, I have to leave. Oh, no problem. I SIGNED IT RIGHT NOW. All right, I signed it. Huh? >> All right, it's official. No one can come within 10 ft of you, not even me. >> OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS.

MY LEG. OH MAN, I FINALLY GOT THAT RESTRAINING ORDER. NO ONE'S GOING TO BOTHER ME EVER AGAIN. OH MY GOD, THE PIZZA. TOTALLY FORGOT. Oh yeah, that's burnt. Oh my god. Uh, I guess I'm going to order one. YEAH, I CAN JUST ORDER ONE. YES, I NEED ONE PEPPERONI PIZZA. Thank you. All right, the pizza's ordered and now I can finally relax. >> Hey, uh, Chef Peep, can we PICK YOUR NOSE? >> NO. >> SEE, I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T LET you do it. >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU BETTER GET IT BACK. >> WHAT?

WHY? >> Because I have this. >> What is that? >> IT'S A RESTRAINING ORDER, IDIOT. >> WELL, that doesn't look legally binding. >> What's a restraining order? >> It means that you CAN'T COME WITHIN 10 FT OF ME OR YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL. >> WAIT, WHAT? GUYS, YOU BETTER BACK UP. YEAH. YEAH. YOU BETTER GET BACK NOW. YOU BETTER STAY THERE. >> HUH? WELL, is this real? >> Yeah. Restraining orders are serious. My uncle has one against me. >> You mean you have one on your uncle? >> No. Believe me, Junior. I'm a

giver. >> Oh, well, Shibby, if you have a Restraining order, how am I supposed to flick your nose? >> Oh, you can't. >> What? How am I supposed to pull on your ear? >> You won't. >> How am I supposed to uh, you know, shave your mustache at night? >> Oh, you ain't. >> Oh, well, guys, I guess we can't bother shippy. Let's get out of here. >> Okay. OH MY GOD. THIS RESTRAINING ORDER IS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. OH, that must be the pizza already. >> Hello. >> Come on. >>

Did you order this pepperoni pizza? >> Yes, I ordered that pepperoni pizza. Now bring it to me. >> Yeah, I can't do that. >> Why not? >> Well, because of the restraining order. I can't come within 10 ft of you. >> Come on, you can bring ME A PIZZA ONE TIME. >> NO, NO, I don't want to go to jail. Look, how about you just toss me the pizza then? >> Yeah, I can't do that either. You're going to have to pay for the pizza first. You could STEAL IT. >> WHAT? WHY WOULD I DO

THAT? >> WELL, CUZ I CAN'T COME WITHIN 10 ft of you. So, if I throw you the pizza, I can't go get it. You could just take the Pizza and go back inside without paying. So, you got to pay first. >> Look, how about I give you the money then? >> No. No, it's not. >> Come on. Look, I'LL BRING IT TO YOU. >> HEY, HEY, YOU YOU GO BACK IN THE HOUSE. >> My god. Okay. >> Okay. We got to figure this out. Um Okay. Okay. How about this? How about you ball up the

money and throw it to me? What? Just ball up THE MONEY AND THROW IT TO ME. LOOK. THERE YOU GO. YOU HAPPY? That was a terrible throw. All right, back up so I can get it. >> Okay, >> backing up. Okay. All right. You You can just leave the pizza there. >> Okay. All right. Let's do this. >> Okay. So, now that I have the money, I'm going to throw you the pizza. All right. >> TRY TO CATCH IT. >> MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? I I AM SO SORRY. UM, you you enjoy

your pizza. >> Stupid pizza man. ACT LIKE HE COULDN'T BRING ME THE STUPID PIZZA. MAKING MY JOB WAY MORE DIFFICULT than it has to be. This is GOING TO BE GREAT. UH, BOWSER, YOUR DINNER'S READY. OH, PIZZA. BUT WHAT'S THIS? OH, it's a restraining order. It says YOU BETTER GET BACK. YEAH, you got to stay 10 ft away FROM ME OR YOU'LL GO TO JAIL. SAYS WHO? SAYS THE LAW. >> DAMN YOU, LAW. JUST GIVE MY PIECE of nothing. Damn you. OH MAN, THIS ACTUALLY WORKED. OH, THIS IS THE BEST. [Music] >> OH, GUYS, how

are we going to mess with Chef Pei? >> We can't, Junior. He has a restraining order. We can't go anywhere near him. >> Stupid restraining order. Well, what if we mess with him like without getting near him? Like shooting spitballs at him. >> Well, that could work, but I don't want to risk it, Junior. I don't want to go to jail. Those guys in there have it rough enough without me in there. With me in there, their buttholes would have a life sentence. >> Yeah, I don't want to go to jail either, dude. I mean,

it is three meals a day and a roof over your head. H Well, you know what, guys? I'm not going to let a stupid piece of paper stop me from screwing with Chef Pe. I'm Going to go shoot spitballs at him. >> All right, dude. I might stab someone. Woo! Now that can be around me, I can finally live stress free. Oh, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? JULIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? SHOOTING spitballs at you. >> JUNIOR, YOU CAN'T EVEN BE NEAR ME. >> I'm not near you. I'm way back here just shooting

spitballs at you. >> JUNIOR, YOU CAN'T SHOOT SPITBALLS AT ME. STOP IT. DAMN IT. >> Nowhere in your stupid restraining order Says I can't shoot spitballs at you. >> You know what, JUNIOR? YOU BETTER STOP OR YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE BECAUSE I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AND YOU CAN'T BE NEAR ME. YOU CAN'T FOLLOW ME. H. Now I can lay back and relax. Wait, who could that be? Maybe it's the UPS GUY WITH MY PACKAGE. I JUST ORDERED some new place the other day. Oh, I hope so. >> Hello. >> Not

this again. >> UPS, I got a package for you. >> WELL, JUST LEAVE IT ON THE GROUND. >> YEAH, I can't do that. You got to SIGN FOR IT. >> WHY? >> SORRY. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN the insurance. >> Well, how are we going to do this? >> Well, look, I just need to see your signature. >> Hold on just a second. I got this piece of paper with my name on it. >> Okay. Yeah, that's great. Just ball it up and throw it to me. >> Okay. Um, damn it. That was a terrible throw.

All right, back up so I can look at it. >> Okay. >> Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess that'll work. >> All right. >> Oh, you could you could just LEAVE IT ON THE GROUND. >> OKAY. I'M GOING TO THROW YOUR PACKAGE. ARE YOU READY? >> NO. NO. DON'T THROW IT. PLEASE DON'T THROW IT. IT'S FRAGILE. >> TRYING TO CATCH IT. I'M GOING TO THROW IT. >> WHAT? God damn it. >> I am so sorry. Th those those look very expensive. DID I JUST SAY IT WAS FRAGILE? >> ENJOY YOUR PACKAGE. >> OH, you bastard. STUPID

UPS GUY. NOW I GOT TO ORDER MORE, PLEASE. You know what? I'm just going to lay down and eat Jolly Ranchers. Oh man, I love having three Jolly Ranchers in my mouth at once. [Music] I'm joking. [Music] >> What's that noise? >> Oh, that's choking. I know that noise. >> Well, it's cuz HE WAS CHOKING. >> GUYS, CHEVY B'S CHOKING. >> He's choking on a Jolly Rancher. If he can't handle a Jolly Rancher, he definitely can't handle me. Well, Cody, go save him. >> I can't, Junior. None of us can save him. He has a

restraining order. If we go over there, we're going to get arrested. >> Okay. Well, then why don't we call a doctor? >> Okay. >> Hello. >> Oh, hey. Yeah, I did that in my other job. You call the doctor? >> Oh, yeah. My friend's choking. >> Oh my god. I got to come inside AND DO THE HEIMLICK MANEUVER. >> Hey there. I heard you're choking. Hey there. I heard you choking. And uh usually I would be doing the highway maneuver right now, but I can't come anywhere near you, so I don't really know what to

do. Uh oh, I have an idea. Get out of here. Get out. >> Doctor, save my chef. >> Yeah, this isn't working. Sorry, kid. Nobody on Earth can go anywhere near him. >> Then why don't you get somebody that's not on Earth? All right, I got an alien from Mars. I paid him in mom's. All right, he's going to save Chef Pei cuz he's not from Earth. He's the only one who can get close to him. All right, Alien, please go save my friend. OH MY GOD, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. THANK YOU. ACTUALLY, the restraining

order says nobody on the planet Earth is allowed to get within 10 ft of them. Not from the planet Earth. And I just witnessed what I saw. So, you just violated this restraining order. I got to take you to jail. Come on. You're coming with me. A YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS RESTRAINING ORDER. >> HELLO. Hey there. You called the cops. Oh. >> Oh, God. You called the cops? >> YES, I CALLED THE COPS. AND LOOK, I DON'T NEED THIS RESTRAINING ORDER ANYMORE. OH, OKAY. WELL, the only way to get rid of it is I

have to tear it up. So, you know, just crumble it up into a ball and throw it to me. You know the deal. Oh, God. You know what? This is the last time. Okay. Okay. That throws a little bit better. All right. So, you're sure you don't want this, RIGHT? >> I'M POSITIVE I DON'T WANT IT. I DON'T NEED IT AT ALL. >> OKAY. All right. It's all torn up. You no longer have a restraining order. People can get as close to you as they want. >> Oh, thank God. Finally. >> I'm going to bite

you on the eyeball. >> WAIT, WHAT? OH, GOD. [Music] >> HEY, DADDY. Can I go outside and play with my flashlight? >> Well, go outside and play with your flashlight. No, Jeffy. It's dark outside. >> That's the [ __ ] point of the flashlight, Daddy. >> No, Jeffy. Why would you want to go outside and play with a flashlight anyway? So I can look for all the haters. Daddy. H. Nope. No haters over Here. Oh, wait a minute. I found them. Jeffy, why don't you just wait for the morning? Okay. Wait for the sun to

COME UP. >> WELL, THEN IT'LL BE BRIGHT OUTSIDE, DADDY. AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE MY FLASHLIGHT. ARE YOU STUPID? >> JEFFY, you know, go to your room. You're not playing with your stupid flashlight. Just go in your room and turn off all THE LIGHTS. BUT DADDY, I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE. NO, GO TO YOUR ROOM, JEFFY. FINE. BYE. BYE. BYE. BYE. BYE. Here you go, Tails. Here's your noodle soup. >> Noodle soup? Where's the chicken? >> I ate it all. I thought you only wanted the noodle in the soup party. >> What? Do

you think I'm a noodle face? You think I love noodles? You think these are noodles on my head? >> What? >> Look, why didn't you eat the noodles and leave me the chicken? >> Because the chicken's the best part. >> Wow, you're so selfish. Always eat them by YOURSELF AND TAKE IT ALL the noodle. Wow. >> Tails, I can make another soup if you want. >> No, it's fine. I'll just taste sick forever. die. Wow. >> Yo, Mario, what up, folks? >> Oh, what's up, Black Yoshi? >> Man, you think you can slam me some

cash for some fried chicken at KFC? Black, I'm not letting you borrow money anymore. You never pay me back. Fill, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? I ALWAYS pay you back. I pay you back with friendships. Well, then I don't want your stupid friendships. >> Ooh, Mario, that cut me deep. You nasty. Black Yoshi, look, I'm not going to let you borrow money cuz you never pay me back. Okay, it's stupid. You don't You don't have to eat chicken all the time. Why don't you eat a salad or something? >> OH, I EAT A SALAD with chicken

in it with no salad from KFC. >> But you How much money do you need? >> Uh, about 45. >> What? >> Four, five hour. >> What's the unal? >> Mario is really simplest. It's a unour. Four, five of them. Two. >> But Black, I think your brain just gives up halfway through your talking. What? Four five? >> Yeah. >> Wait. Four $500? Yeah, that that much. That's what I >> Well, why would you need $400 or $500 for chicken? >> Cuz it's really really good. Oh, and I owe my boy Pooky about $200. >>

Well, then go ask Pooky for some money. >> I can't, folk. I owe him money. >> Blackie, just leave. Just leave right now. I'm not giving you money for your STUPID CHICKEN. >> BUT BOY, I REALLY leave Black Yoshi. >> Me f you green. You green, folk. >> Oh my daddy, I don't feel so good. What's wrong, Jeffy? Jeffy, WHY YOU COMING IN RED BUBS? JEFFY, >> I don't know. Dang. Am I turning into a pepperoni pizza? I don't WANT TO BE A PEPPERONI PIZZA. DANG. I LIKE CHEESE PIZZA. >> JEFFY, YOU'RE NOT TURNING INTO

A pepperoni pizza or a cheese pizza. I just don't know what's going on. >> Could it be ligma? What's ligma? >> Ligma balls. Daddy, >> Jeffy, shut up. I'm going to call Dr. Jeffy. Just stay right here. Hey guys, what are you doing >> now? They just being sick. SICK OF NOT HAVING CHICKEN IN MY SOUP. >> HE'S SICK, JACK. You sick? Ew. Stay away from me, Mr. Ebola. I don't want to get sick. I'm perfectly healthy. I'm not going to let someone ugly like you get ME SICK. >> WOW, I'M SICK. AND NOW YOU'RE

BULLYING ME. You call me a noodle face. >> I never called you a noodle face, but now that you mention it, what are those things on your head? Are they noodles? >> Look, leave me alone. IS ANYBODY GOING TO PASS ME THEIR BOAT? Are they too afraid that they're going to catch these noodles and then they're going to GROW NOODLES ON THEIR HEAD, TOO? >> UH, OKAY. Here you go, Tails. >> Wow, YOU COULDN'T EVEN PUT it by hand. What do you think my fingers are noodles? You think you're going to get finger noodles, too?

The only noodles in this room are in my head and in the bowl. Okay, I'll just turn off myself. Wow. >> Hey there. Somebody call the doctor. >> Well, thank you so much for coming, Dr. C. Look, my son. He's covered in red bumps and I don't know what it could be. >> This is pretty serious. >> It is? >> Yeah. I think he has a bad case of Bofa. >> Well, what's boa? >> That's uh Booty's nuts in your mouth. >> I'm being serious. >> So am I. It's Booty's nuts in your mouth. That's

a lot of my nuts. >> Do you know what my son has or not? >> Okay, look. I was just trying to lighten the mood cuz this actually is pretty serious. He He has a very rare disease called sacoma. >> Sacoma? Is it like a coma? What's Sacoma? >> Well, it's a disease that causes you to sacoma balls. >> Get out. Get out right now. >> No. No. No. No. Okay. The truth is I actually don't know what disease your son has. So, I'm going to have to call Candy. >> Well, who's Candy? >> That's

uh Candy's nuts fit in your mouth. >> I'm calling a different doctor. I'm Calling a different doctor. >> Okay. Okay. The candy joke was the last joke. All right. I I actually do need to call Candace, though. It's very, very important. >> No, I'm not falling for this. If you want to save your son's life, I have to call Candace. It's very, very important. I'm going to go get my phone so I can call Candace. All right. >> Who Who's Candace? >> Oh, I'm so glad you asked. That's uh Candace dick fit IN YOUR MOUTH.

>> GET OUT. GET OUT RIGHT NOW. >> LOOK, I'M JUST JOKING. HE HAS CHICKENPOX. >> SEE? CHICKENPOX. >> WELL, I mean, yeah, I guess it's kind of obvious that he has chickenpox cuz he has red bumps. >> Yeah. See, it's not that big of a deal. I'll just prescribe some Rhyon. >> Rideon? is right on good. >> Well, you tell me after you ride on These nuts. >> Leave. Please leave. I'm I'm calling cops. >> No, I'll just prescribe some Tylenol. It'll clear right up. Okay. But you tell me if he sees a dragon. >>

Okay. Why would he see a dragon? >> Well, I mean, he might see me dragging my nuts across YOUR FACE. >> GET OUT. GET OUT. OKAY, GET OUT. [Music] >> BREAKING NEWS. I'M NEWS Anchor Tease and I'm here to give you the cold hard facts. CHICKENPOX ARE SPREADING EVERYWHERE. BUT don't worry, it won't kill you unless you're a bird. IF YOU'RE A BIRD, RUN AWAY CUZ IT WILL KILL YOU. RUN AWAY, BIRDS. RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY. THE CHICKENPOX. WOW. I can't believe the chickenpox are killing birds. Kind of ironic, right? The tails. DO YOU HAVE

THE CHICKENPOX? >> NO, I ONLY HAVE THE NOODLE POTS. NOODLE. NOODLE. NOODLE. DO YOU HAVE THE CHICKENPOX OR NOT? NO. JED, do you see red bumps on him? I ain't gay. No, he only got the flu. Well, you know what? I do not want to get sick cuz I don't want to die cuz I actually love my life. So, I'm going to go lock myself in a closet for like a month until this chickenpox thing disappears. >> Hey, Tails, you know what would be really funny? >> What? >> If we pretend that you had the

Chickenpox and we scare him. >> That would be funny cuz then I'd have the chicken noodle pox. >> Yeah, let's do it. I'll go get the marker. >> Okay. >> All right, Jeffy. The doctor says you have the chickenpox. So, you have to take medicine to get better. Okay. >> Daddy, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE. >> JEFFY, you have to take medicine to get better. YOU HAVE THE CHICKENPOX. >> WHAT'S THE CHICKENPOX? DOES THAT mean I'm going to turn into a chicken? >> Uh, yeah, Jeffy. That's exactly what that means. If you don't

take your medicine, you're going to turn into a chicken. And you don't want to turn into a chicken, do you? >> No. Dang. I want to be a moose. Oh, moose. [ __ ] All right, Jeffy. I'm going to help you take medicine. All right. It's Tylenol. Oh, man. There's a wrapper on it. Hey, Jeffy, can you help me open This? Jeffy, >> is that you? Are you Are you a chicken? I'mma call a doctor, Jeffy. I'm going call a doctor. And done. >> How do I look? >> You're looking good. >> Like a chicken

would. >> Like you came from the hood. >> Then I'm feeling good. >> What? >> Let's just go. Scarejet Sonic. >> Heck yeah. >> Yeah. >> Wa! Man, this Soulcalibur 6 game is so cool. I get to create my own player. So, uh, if no one's looking, I'mma create a super hot girl. Uh-huh. I'm going to take her clothes off. Oh, yeah. And how big do I want her chest to be? Huge. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Damn. Hey, Jay. What are you doing? >> UH, NOTHING. UH, just uh creating a dude. Look at that. >> Hey

there. You called me back. >> Oh, thank you, doctor, for coming. >> Oh. Oh, god. It smells like up dog in here. >> What's up, dog? >> My nuts in your mouth. What's up with you? >> MY SON'S A CHICKEN. >> WHAT THE [ __ ] >> THAT'S WHAT I'm saying. Why is my son a Chicken? >> I don't know. This isn't normal. >> Well, you said he had the chicken pox. >> Well, we got rid of the pox part, but we just got to get rid of the chicken part. So, how do you get

rid of the chicken part? >> Um, well, I'd probably fry them up and then separate the thighs and the legs and the breasts and then maybe get some honey mustard and barbecue sauce and just, you know, that'd be delicious. I'm Getting chicken later. >> My son's a chicken. >> Uh, I mean, okay. Are you even sure that that's your son? >> Yes, because the chicken's wearing my son's shirt. >> Well, okay. Come on. I could I could just put my shirt on an elephant and say that that elephant is me, you know? I I could

do that, but actually, I don't think my shirt would fit on an elephant. Probably get all stretched out. Actually, it would probably rip. I wouldn't put my shirt on an elephant. I like the shirt. It's my only doctor's shirt. It might fit on a baby elephant though, but I still wouldn't risk it. I think elephants are dirty. Beautiful animal though. Could you imagine getting stepped on by an elephant? Oh my god, that would hurt. Probably crush all the bones in your body. Man, >> my son's a chicken and you're sitting here talking about elephants. >>

Yeah, I know. Why couldn't he be an elephant? That'd be great. >> Okay. Okay. What would you even call this? >> Um, I'd call that a big [ __ ] >> Okay. Well, then how do I get rid of it? >> Most guys wouldn't want to get rid of it. I mean, if I had one of those, my ex-wife would probably still be with me, you know? She was always like, "Brrooklyn guy, why is it so tiny?" I'm like, "I just got out of the shower, Karen. It's cold." She's like, "WHY IS THE SHOWER STILL

STEAMING?" And I'm like, "You you you have big areolas, cupcake nipples." >> Oh, well, >> [ __ ] >> So, you don't know how to stop my son from being a chicken? >> No, I I'm not a witch. You know, I don't have a magic wand. I mean, if I did, I would turn everybody into into an elephant, you know? That'd be beautiful. Beautiful world full of elephants. Your chicken's gone. What? He's gone? Do you KNOW WHERE HE WENT? >> NO, I HAD NO IDEA. >> YOU WEREN'T KEEPING AN EYE ON HIM. >> NO, I

thought you were doing it. >> YOU'RE TOO BUSY talking about elephants. >> Yeah, I know. Cuz they're great. >> Oh, YOU KNOW WHAT? STAY right here. Took a shirt off. He's all muscular and mean. Yeah. >> Jed, that's gay. Why didn't you make a GIRL WITH BIG BOOBIES? >> THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING. BUT I THOUGHT YOU think I was weird, so I changed it. >> No, everyone does it. >> Oh. Well, what do you want? >> Oh, Jet. It's worse than we thought. TAILS ACTUALLY HAS THE CHICKENPOX. >> WHAT? YOU SAID HE DOESN'T HAVE

A CHICKEN BOX. I KNOW, BUT HE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. WELL, WHERE'S HE AT? I DON'T WANT HIM NEAR ME. I DON'T KNOW. But if if I was you, I'll run away and hide. Oh, that's what I'm going to run away. >> Get away from me. Why do YOU HAVE THE CHICKEN BOX? STAY. STAY AWAY. >> I HAVE THE CHICKEN BOX. THEN YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HAVE THE CHICKEN BOX. [Laughter] LET'S GET HIM. >> YEAH. I GOT TO HIDE. I GOT TO HIDE THE BATHROOM. TO THE BATHROOM. OKAY. OKAY. I am safe. No

one can get me. No chickenpox. I am safe. Oh, this chicken. >> Hey, Black Yoshi. Have you seen a chicken walking around here? What? Wait, Black Yoshi, where'd you get this chicken from? >> Not from you, cuz you green and you never helps me when I'm in needs. Black, I give you money all the time. I always help you out ALL THE TIME. >> BUT YOU AIN'T GIVING ME 45 black. Where'd you get this chicken from? You didn't have any money. >> Mario, you never believe it. I was JUST WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE and there

was a chicken and the chicken was walking around the house, too. And I said, "Oh, that's a chicken in the house." So I grabbed the chickens. I kissed it and I cooked it. YOU DID WHAT? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NO, NO, NO, NO. It can't be. It can't be the same chicken. There's no way. Black Yoshi wouldn't do that. >> Hey Mario, man, you pass my napkin. >> What? Your napkin. >> Yeah, my napkin over there. What? It was on the chicken. JIMMY, DID YOU KILL JIMMY? YOU ATE JIMMY. >> YOU WANT TO BE? >> NO.

COME ON, SNOWBALL. LET'S GO. Good girl, Snowball. Thank you so much. Okay, WE'RE GOING TO HIDE. WHERE CAN I HIDE? THE CLOSET. OKAY, I'm safe inside this closet. >> HEY, JET. TAILS, STAY AWAY FROM ME. I GOT TO HIDE. I do not want TO GET A CHICKEN BOX. I HAVE TO HIDE. HE KEEPS POPPING UP EVERYWHERE I HIDE. OKAY. HE'S NOT going to hide in the washing machine. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm just going to stay inside the washing machine until this chicken box goes away. It's really comfortable in here. >> Tail. Did you scare

him? >> OH, HECK YEAH, HE DID. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. HE'S SUCH A SCAREDY-CAT. >> MORE LIKE A SCAREDY BIRD. >> Get it? Cuz he's a bird. >> Yeah, I get it. I think I'm going to go lay on the couch cuz of how bad that joke was. >> Oh. Huh. Do elephants really never forget? You know what? I bet it's true because my ex-wife would always bring up the Past and [ __ ] >> Ooh. >> You know what this is? >> Uh, dinner. >> No, it's my son. >>

Ooh. Oh. Oh, I am so sorry. >> My stupid friend cooked him cuz he thought he could eat him cuz he's a chicken. >> Oh, that that is awful. >> And now my son's never coming back because before we could have possibly Brought him back when he was a chicken, but now he's food and he has a bite taken out of him. So even if we brought him back, he'd be missing like his eyes or something. >> Yeah. Yeah, he isn't gone to now. >> It's all my fault. I'm a bad dad. I should have

take better care of him. If I would have just been a better dad and then this would never happen when he had the chicken box. I should have just gave him his medicine. >> Oh. Oh man, that's good. Uh oh. Yeah, that's that is some delicious your son. I I I MEAN CHICKEN. >> YOU ATE MY SON. >> WELL, HE WASN'T COMING BACK, YOU KNOW. >> GET OUT. GET OUT RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY. >> Come on, Tails. Was the joke really that bad? >> Oh, yeah. It was terrible. >> But scaredy bird makes more sense

cuz he's a bird. >> Oh, I get it. But it was still really bad. >> Are you done scaring Jet? >> Uh, no. Just taking a little break for right now. Okay. >> Uh, hey guys. What's up? >> WHOA. CHAD, WHAT IS THAT THING? >> WELL, it's a big ball that protects me from the outside world so I don't get chickenpox and die. >> How long do you plan on staying in that thing? >> Until you don't have the chickenpox anymore. I'm going to stay in here forever. >> How do you use the bathroom? >>

Um, I don't because if I poop in here, it's going to be like a big poop snow globe and that's going to be gross. >> Uh, do you plan on eating? >> Uh, I don't have to eat when I have this big ball. >> How do you breathe? Um, well, there's very limited oxygen here, so I've been Taking very deep breaths and I've been running out of air. So, so I've been Yeah. You know, trying to save my oxygen cuz I don't want to die. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So, anyway, if you would excuse me,

I'm going to play Soulcalibur 6. Uh, hey Jet. >> What? >> You need me to get that? >> No. Do not touch my controller with your chickenp pot noodle hands. I don't want You to get infect my controller. >> Okay. Jeez. >> How about me? >> No. No. I don't need help. I'm going to fight for my pride and I'm going to get it. >> Okay. >> Come on. Okay. Look. I I can't get it because the ball's in the way. You know, I can't grab it. >> I know. I can see that. >> Yeah.

So, can somebody just please make the girls boobies in the game really big? >> Yeah, I got this. How big you want him? >> I want him huge. I want him the size of this ball. >> Yeah, I got this. >> Oh man, Jeffy's dead forever. And the only thing I have to remember him by is his stupid shirt. >> Hey, Daddy. Jeffy? >> Yeah, it's me. Daddy, how are you talking to me through the shirt? Daddy, are you high AS [ __ ] >> JIMMY, YOU'RE ALIVE. >> YEP. And you're talking to a shirt.

Daddy, Jimmy, you you were a chicken. >> Daddy, you're super high. >> NO, NO, NO. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, YOU WERE DADDY. YOU WERE A CHICKEN and you had the shirt on and you chicken had your shirt on. >> Yeah, DADDY. I WAS OUTSIDE PLAYING. I Saw a chicken and it looked really cold. So, I took my shirt off and I put it on them. But, but Jeffy, you had the chicken box. There were red SPOTS ALL OVER YOU. OH, YEAH. That's right. I I actually cut up a shirt, daddy. >> What? What? >> I stuck

it all over my body. Those little Those little red pieces right there. >> So, you cut up a red shirt and and put it all over your body. >> Yeah. I tried to distract you so I go play with my flashlight. [Music] >> What Bowser? All right, Chef Peep. I want you to MAKE ME A CHEESEBURGER. WHAT? WHAT? WHY IS THE KITCHEN SUCH A MESS? LOOK, THERE'S A SOCK IN THE FREAKING POT AND PEAS AND TRASH EVERYWHERE. OH, NO. SHUT PEEP. OH, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT YOU TO CLEAN THIS WHOLE KITCHEN. NO WAY.

THE ENTIRE HOUSE. WELL, BOWSER, DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN UP OR DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE a stupid cheeseburger? I want YOU TO DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. AND IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT my toenails. Yeah, look at them. They're gross AND UGLY AND SUPER LONG. I HAVEN'T CUT THEM IN YEARS. AND LOOK, there's fungus growing out of them. And you like to eat them, don't you? You little toenail eating freak. Why don't you do that? You're so gross. And look, you don't EVEN HAVE TOENAILS. YOU DON'T EVEN

HAVE FEET CUZ YOU'RE A PUPPET. YEAH, you're my puppet. SO DO AS I SAY, PUPPET. YEAH. YEAH, I like THAT ONE. I HATE BOWSER. MAKE ME A CHEESEBURGER. CLEAN THE HOUSE. I'M ONLY ONE PERSON. I CAN'T DO IT ALL. H I mean, I should get the cleaning. Whoops. Oh, did I do that? Silly me. I didn't mean to. Well, I got to get it out. Whoops. 5second rule. [Music] That'll do it. Wait, wait, wait. It feels like it's missing something. Yeah. Yeah, that would do it. Now there. Bowser's cheeseburger. Now I got to get back

to cleaning. Wait, where's my sponge? I mean, it's off like a sponge. Oh yeah, there we go. Let's get to scrubbing. I got to scrub everything. Ooh, don't forget over here. Oh. Uh-oh. The counter needs some cleaning, too. WAIT, WAIT. LOOK AT ALL THESE DISHES. I got to clean them. Oh, yeah. Get Oh, DON'T MISS THE POT. WA! THAT TOILET NEEDS CLEANING. WELL, IT'S TIME TO GET THE SCRUBBING. OH, YEAH. Make sure you get every spot, every crevice. Oh, don't miss anything. B's going to get it mad. M look at this scrumptious cheeseburger. Oh my

god, looks so delicious. And look, the kitchen's clean. Well, kind of. Oh. Oh, let me hurry up AND GET THIS TO BOWSER. OH, I hope it tastes delicious. [Music] AND I WAS LIKE, "DO AS I SAY, PUPPET. DO AS I SAY, PUPPET. [Music] OH, BOWSER, here's your cheeseburger. MY CHEESEBURGER? WAIT, WHY IS IT GREEN? UM, UH, it's it's a VEGGIE BURGER. A VEGGIE BURGER? What are you trying to say? I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. AM I FAT TO YOU? I'M A VERY FAT FAT FAT. I'M A PORKER. OINK. AM I MISSPING TO YOU? WELL, IF

ANYBODY'S FAT, it's you. You fatty. You know what? I SHOULD CALL YOU SHELL FAT FAT CUZ HOW FAT YOU ARE. Whatever works, BOWSER. AND I'M NOT FAT. I'M THICK. Thick thick. [Music] Hey, Junior. What are you doing? >> Oh, hey, Chef BB. I'm watching TV. I'm watching How to Survive a Zombie Attack. Hi, MY NAME IS TYRONE AND I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO IF YOU GOT A ZOMBIE TRYING TO KILL YOU. STEP ONE, pull out your bat. Step two, get that home run. That's what I'm talking about. >> WA! CHEF PEEPI, THAT

ZOMBIE JUST GOT WRECKED. >> WELL, I guess he did. >> Chef Peepi, are zombies real? >> No, Junior. Zombies aren't real. When you die, you die. There's no coming back. >> Well, Chef Peepi, if zombies aren't real, then how can we even talk about Them? [Music] Junior, I got to go. You just blew my mind. Well, >> because if they're not real, then that means that you can't even talk about them. Because if they're not real, that means they don't exist. If they don't exist, then we don't even know what a zombie is. >> I

don't feel good. >> What's that noise? [Music] >> I don't feel good. >> What's that noise? [Music] >> Stop me. Hey, stop you. Stop it. >> What do I use? What do I use? Step one, grab your bat. STEP TWO, HIT A HOME RUN. DIE, ZOMBIE. I GOT to shi. >> Okay, peep, you had your fun. Now it's time to get to the REAL CLEANING. >> SHEP. YEAH, BABY. >> WHAT? JUNIOR, >> WHAT'S FOR DINNER? >> UM, we got sock stew over here. >> Sock stew? WE HAD THAT LAST NIGHT. >> OH, YOU be grateful.

This kid's starving in this world and they would love to have socks stew. >> Oh, well, also my dad's a zombie and I hit HIM WITH A BAT. WAIT, WHAT? WAIT, YOU HIT HIM IN A BAT? >> YEAH, HE'S A ZOMBIE, CHEF BB. >> OH MY GOD. SEE, CHEF BIBI, HE'S A ZOMBIE. He's green just like a zombie. >> No, Julia, he's not a zombie. He has food poisoning. >> Food poisoning? What's that? Ah, he wanted me to make a more burger and and I made it, but I scrubbed the toilet with it. You You

scrubbed the toilet with it. >> OH, YOU DONE MESSED UP NOW, PEEP. WAIT, BOWSER. UH, I didn't know you WERE LISTENING. OH, YOU GAVE ME A DIRTY BURGER. NOW YOU GOING TO EAT THE LEFTOVERS. All right, Chef Peep, you got TO EAT EVERY SINGLE BITE. TRYING TO GET ME FOOD POISONING. AND I know it wasn't a veggie BURGER BECAUSE I'M NOT FAT. I'm thick. Thick. T H I C. NOW GET TO EATING. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. CHEF PEEP DIE ZOMBIES. [Music] >> All right, Jeffy. Here's your sandwich. >> A sandwich? Dad? I thought you were

Going to feed me green beans. >> No, I'm not going to try to feed you green beans anymore, Jeffy, cuz I know you're not going to eat them. >> Well, good, Dad. You finally learned your lesson. >> Yeah. So, just eat all your sandwich. You have to eat all of it. >> Mario, I'm surprised you didn't try to feed him green beans. >> Oh, don't worry, baby. There's green beans hidden inside the sandwich, but He's never going to notice. >> Mario, that's so smart. He'll never think to look under there. >> Yeah, I've been hiding

green beans in his food for the last week and he hasn't even noticed anything. He's been eating green beans and he didn't even know. >> That's awesome, Mario. >> Yeah, I plan on hiding green beans in his dessert or something. It's going to be really cool. He's going to eat all >> JEFFY, WHY' YOU DO THAT? I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY. JEFFY, YOU HAVE TO EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS. WHY? >> BECAUSE THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU, JEFFY. NOW, LOOK. NOW, I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A WHOLE PLATE OF GREEN BEANS. >> JEFFY, PLEASE EAT YOUR GREEN

BEANS. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. WHY? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT ALL THESE green beans, Daddy? >> Because you have to eat them all because they're good for you, Jeffy. So, look, you're not going to leave the table until you eat all your green beans. >> STOP IT, JEFFY. STOP. STOP IT. STOP IT. MARIO, why don't you try another vegetable like broccoli? >> Because I want him to learn how to eat his green beans. I don't want him to get his way just by crying and screaming all the time. I want him to

eat his green beans. >> I guess so, Mario. >> Jeffy. >> Oh my god. That's it. I'm going to give Him a whole another can of green beans. >> That's it. Jeffy, you want to be disrespectful? You're going to eat a whole plate of GREEN BEANS NOW. BUT DADDY, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DON'T LIKE GREEN BEANS? >> I DON'T CARE, JEFFY. YOU'RE GOING TO STOP YELLING. YOU'RE GOING TO STOP BACK TALKING. IF YOU DON'T EAT EVERY SINGLE GREEN MEAT THAT'S ON THIS PLATE, you're going to lose your helmet. You're

going TO LOSE YOUR PENCIL. YOU HAVE NO MORE HOP UP. NO MORE TV. NO MORE TOYS. NO MORE NOTHING. SO, YOU'RE GOING TO SIT RIGHT HERE. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE TABLE UNTIL ALL THESE GREEN BEANS ARE GONE. YOU UNDERSTAND ME? >> OKAY, GUYS. >> It's good. The power. I have the power. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. No more hop hop. I don't want to eat these green beans. Baby, did you see how powerful I was when I yelled at Jeffy? >> Yeah, you sure showed him. >> Yeah, that's what I showed him.

I'm the king of this castle. I'm the adult. He's not the adult. I'm the adult. He's going to start listening to me. I'm going to be more strict of a parent. Yeah. >> Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. >> Yep. >> I'm just tired of Jeffy back talking to me, but he's not going to back. I'm going I'm the king of the castle. >> Yeah. >> Dad, I really really miss you. Hey, Panda. >> Oh, hey, Sonic. >> What are you drawing? >> Oh, this is just a drawing of my dad since it's Father's

Day. >> What happened to him? >> Oh, some poacher shot him. They thought he had a gun, but it was actually just bamboo and so they shot him in the chest and one time in the head and he died. >> Savage. >> Well, so what happened with your dad? >> We don't talk about him. >> Oh no. Is he dead too? >> Even worse, he's alive. >> Hey, that's actually a great thing. >> No, it is not. He hates me. >> Why? >> Because I'm supposed to go to college, graduate, become a doctor. But I

gave all that up. >> I'm sure he doesn't hate you, Sonic. >> But he does. >> No, Sonic. I think you should give him a call because it's Father's Day and I wish I still had my dad to call, but I don't. >> You don't know my dad like I do. >> Trust me, Sonic. He's your dad. He's going to love you. Just give him a call. All right, Panda. Let me go get my phone. >> You're doing the right thing, Sonic. Oh, Dad. I wish I could see you again. >> All right, green beans.

Ready to go in The hole? All right, green beans. Say good night, green beans. Never going to see you again. [Music] There we go. Daddy's going to think I ate all my green beans. >> Okay. You sure about this, Panda? >> Yes, Sonic. You need to start talking to your dad. >> All right. Come on. Come on. Oh, hello. Dang it, Panda. I can't do it. >> Sonic, YOU HUNG UP ON HIM. >> UH-HUH. >> WHY? >> Because I I panicked, Panda. I panicked. >> Sonic, you're going to NEED TO CALL HIM BACK. All right.

Okay. Stuck inside the trunk. >> All right, Sonic. Just relax and breathe this time. >> Okay. Uh, hello. Hello, >> Sonic. What are you doing? Say something. >> Who is this? Uh, hello. How'd you get this number? >> Say hi, Dad. >> Hello. Hi. I I can't do this. I can't do this. Panda. >> All right, Sonic. This is getting ridiculous. >> I I panic. I panic again. >> CALL HIM BACK AND ACTUALLY TALK to him this time. >> Okay, >> Daddy. I ate all my green beans. But there's no way he ate all his

green beans. JEFFY, HERE. YOU ATE ALL YOUR GREEN BEANS? >> I sure did, Daddy. I ate every single one of them. >> Wow. Good job, Jeffy. >> Wait, now hold on. Did you throw them on the floor, Jeffy? Did you throw them in The trash can? Nope. You stuff them in your diaper? Nope. Wow. He He must have really did eat all those green beans. It must have been my good parenting. And when I yelled at him that, you know, the discipline. >> Yeah, I guess so, Mario. >> Well, great, Daddy. Can I go listen

to Hop Hop now? >> Well, hold on, Jeffy. I got a surprise for you. Get it, Ros. >> Surprise. >> Yeah, since you ate all your green beans, you get chocolate cake. >> Okay. >> Yeah. You get rewarded when you eat all your green beans. I'm going to give you chocolate cake every time you eat your green beans. >> Well, great. Daddy, you better feed me GREEN BEANS EVERY SINGLE DAY from now on. >> Oh, we will. We will. We will, Jeffy. All right, let's go. Eat your chocolate Cake. Enjoy that, Jeffy. Enjoy that. You're

a good boy. Great. Let me see if I can keep hiding my green beans in your backyard if I get his coffee. Okay. Three is the magic number. >> All right, Sonic. Don't hang up on him. Actually, talk to him this time. >> Okay, I'll try. >> Uh, hello. Who keeps calling me? >> Hi, Dad. >> Dad, who is this? >> Sonic the Hedgehog. >> Sonic. Sonic, is is it really you? >> Uh-huh. I haven't talked to you in years, buddy. >> I know. >> Well, how are you doing? Wait, you didn't drop out of

college, did you? >> Actually, I graduated. >> What? You graduated? >> TOP OF MY CLASS. >> TOP OF your class? Oh, I didn't know you were that smart, son. Oh my god. What' you graduate in? >> I'm a heart surgeon. Heart surgeon. My son's a heart surgeon. Dang it. >> Oh my god. I did not know you were so successful. Oh my god. My My son is a heart surgeon, son. Oh my god. I didn't know you were so successful. What else have you achieved? I got a diploma. >> A diploma? Is it big? >>

Huge? >> Shiny like the sun. >> Framed like a burglar. Oh, >> son. Oh my god. I got to see. Son, I Need to meet you. I did not know you were so successful. I didn't know you were doing so well. I thought you were a bum who didn't even have a job or >> No. No. I I even got my own hospital named after me. >> A HOSPITAL NAMED AFTER YOU? >> UHHUH. >> SON, I thought you were going to be a washed up bum who didn't have a job or anything. But you have

your own hospital named after you. >> Uh-huh. Son, can I come over to your hospital? >> Yeah, of course. >> Okay, I I'll be over there as fast as I can. >> All right. [Music] >> All right, Jeffy, here's your green beans. Well, prank, Danny. You know I love me some green beans. M. My favorite. >> Oh, well. You know you love them so much I got you a second can. >> You know what, Daddy? Even better. I'm going to go eat these in the backyard. >> All right, Jeffy. As long as you eat them

all. >> Panda, I'm in trouble. >> Yeah, Sonic. What are you going to do when he finds out your line? >> Oh, he won't cuz you're going to help me out. >> What? >> Yeah, this line. We're in it together. >> Oh, no. >> Come on, let's go. We don't got time to waste. Uh, I said, >> "LET'S GO." >> OH, OKAY. >> How do I look? >> Yeah, you kind of look like a doctor. >> But is it believable? >> I guess. How about you say some doctor words? >> Uh, give me that needle.

Step. Oh, no. We're losing him. WE NEED A DOCTOR. I AM A DOCTOR. >> OH, YEAH. THAT was believable. I really liked it. >> Right. Anyways, I need you to make me a diploma. >> A diploma? I don't even know what a diploma looks like. >> Uh, just say congratulations. You did it or something. Okay, but why me? >> Because I saw you draw your dead dad and it was great. >> Oh, >> now make a step. >> Oh no, he's here. >> Go, Panda. Make it. Make a step. Go. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh,

God. Son. Dad, you're a doctor. I can't believe it. I know. Neither can I. Oh, give your dad a big old bear hug. I love you, Dad. I love you, too, son. I can't believe you're a doctor now. You're so successful. Last time we talked, you said you wanted to give all that up and You wanted to go play video games like a loser. >> But look at me now. I'm a doctor. >> I know. I I can't believe you changed so much. You're so successful. Okay, now show me that diploma. >> The the the

the the what? >> The diploma. You said it was framed like a burglar. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's go uh see it. >> Okay. Let's show it to me. Are we going to go or? >> Yeah. Just just hold on for one second. Uh, I don't understand, son. What are we What are we waiting for? >> All right, great. Let's go. Okay, I hope you got it. About to eat all my green beans again. I'm going to climb to the top of that thing. Wow, this thing's really tall. Wow, it's really cool UP HERE. IS ANYBODY

HERE? >> F. I am the GREEN BEAN GIANT. >> WHAT? >> I HATE GREEN BEANS. >> YOU HATE GREEN BEANS? HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY LAND OF green beanery and use the name of green beans and bail? I'll never eat green beans. Never. Never. MEOW MEOW MEOW. >> I SHALL CURSE YOU TO BE A GREEN BEE FOR as long as you shall live until you eat Your GREEN BEANS. >> WAIT, WAIT, WHAT? >> OH, MAN. I can't wait to see my son's college diploma. >> Yeah, neither can I. >> Wait, haven't you seen it

before? >> Yeah, OF COURSE. PANDA, SHOW THE DIPLOMA. >> OH, I'm so excited, son. I can't wait to see it. >> OH MY GOD, THIS IS BAD. THIS is so bad. Band, you're still dead. >> Uh, the calligraphy here is really unique. >> Oh, it's definitely unique. All right. >> What would you say this is wrote with? >> Crayon. >> Crayon? What type of college would make a diploma with crayon? >> Harvard, Stanford, and Yale. >> Harvard, Stanford, and Yale. My son graduated from three Ivy League schools. >> Yep. >> Son, you you're a genius.

I can't Believe that. This is this is so amazing. This is a real diploma. What What would you call this symbol right here? >> Oh my god. A happy face. >> Happy face? I never heard of a college putting a happy face on a diploma. But I mean, son, I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't believe you were a doctor until I saw this diploma. This diploma really sells it. This is the real deal right here. This is a real diploma. >> I know. Legit. >> Well, son, can I uh go see this

uh hospital that's named after you now? >> Ooh, about that. I blew it up. >> Blew it up? Why would you blow it up, son? >> But look at my trophy. >> Trophy? What? Best hospital award? My son got My son got the award for best hospital. Of course. >> Hey, look. You just threw the trophy around like you don't care cuz you'll Get another one. I got so many of those. >> Oh, son. You're so amazing. But why is there a panda right here? >> Oh, he was my patient. >> Wait, but but you're

a doctor for humans. Wh Why are you messing with animals? >> I'm also a veterinarian. >> A veterinarian? My son's a doctor, a heart surgeon, and a veterinarian. What What was wrong with the panda? >> He got his head cut off and I put it Back. HEAD TRANSPLANT. YOU'RE A GENIUS. You're a neurosurgeon. Son, how are you doing so well in life? Son, I'm so proud of you. I love you, son. Oh, man. Son, I'm so proud of you. I just wish your mother was here to see you. >> Yeah, I miss mom. >> Yeah,

she would have been here if she would have stopped slinging leg that hoe. >> Hey, Panda, I think we can get away with this. >> Yeah, hopefully. >> Well, son, uh, before I go, there's one thing I must ask from you. >> What is it, Dad? Anything for you. Well, when I found out you were a heart surgeon, I got really excited because, as it turns out, I need a heart transplant. >> Wait, what? Why? >> My heart's failing, son. It's It's failing really fast, and I could be dead any day now, and there's no

doctor in The country that that'll do the surgery for me because I can't afford it. I'm poor, son. So, I was wondering if you would uh do the surgery for me for free. >> Yeah, I I I could, but um I got to fix the pain in his head cuz it looks like it's falling off again. Ooh. Ow. My head. >> Wait, why would it be falling off? Did you not do it right the first time? >> Oh, that that that's just a joke that doctors like to use. >> Oh, so uh could you do

my open heart surgery or not? >> Of course. >> You will? >> Yeah, I can do it right now. >> You'll do it right now? >> Uh-huh. >> Sonic, what are you doing? >> I don't know. Son, I can't believe you do the surgery right now. I love you so much, son. I love you, too. I'll prep Myself for surgery right now. You're amazing. >> I know. Oh, this is bad, Vanda. This is really bad. Why would you tell him that? YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR. >> WELL, I don't see you having A DIPLOMA. >> I

JUST MADE THAT. >> NO. Let's go through the surgery right now. >> Oh, no. >> So, do you think Jeffy ate all those green beans again? >> I don't know, Mario. Just give him some time. >> Yeah, we'll check on him in a few minutes. >> What is that thing? >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, MONSTER. I'M THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE. I'M GOING TO PROTECT MY GIRL. >> BUT DADDY, IT'S ME, JEFFY. I got turned into a green bean. >> Wait, wait, wait. What? Jeffy? >> Yeah, it's me. I got

turned into a green Beans. >> Who are you? We have to call a doctor. >> That doesn't make any sense. You got to turn into a green bean. How do you turn into A GREEN BEAN? >> WELL, D I I think it's because I kept EATING ALL THOSE GREEN BEANS. >> I mean, I mean, I guess that could make sense. If you keep eating the same thing over over and over again, you turn into it. But we got to call a doctor. Like, like you said, let's call a doctor. >> Okay, let's go. >> Don't

worry, Jeff. WE'RE CALLING THE DOCTOR. >> CALL ME, DADDY. >> OKAY. What seems to be the problem here? >> Uh, yes, doctor. My son turned into a green bean. >> Yeah, doctor, I'm a green bean. >> What? >> Yeah. I was feeding my son too many green beans and he just kept eating green beans and now he just turned into A green bean. >> Okay. You want to tell me the truth? >> That that is the truth. That's exactly what happened. Now tell him. >> Yeah, he ate too many green beans and poof. >> Yeah,

just turned into a green bean. Oh, okay. I I just did a bunch of drugs in my car a minute ago and and and now I think I'm hallucinating cuz I'm seeing a talking green bean. >> You are seeing a talking green bean. That's exactly what's there. It's a talking green bean. My son turned into a green bean. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I I don't know. I don't know, man. This is bad. I I think I took too many drugs. I I need I need to go home. I'm I'm sorry. >> No, no, no. WE

NEED YOUR HELP. OH, WE NEED What are we going to do? >> I don't know, Mario. >> Daddy, I don't want to be a green bean for the rest of my life. >> Oh, Jeffy, it's all my fault. I should have kept being your green beans. It's It's all my fault. I'm going to go throw away all the green beans. >> Yeah, let's go, MARIO. >> DADDY, DADDY, WAIT. OH, SONIC, this is a bad idea. You don't know what you're doing. >> I watch some YouTube videos. I'm practically an expert. >> Just because you watch

a few YouTube videos does not mean YOU'RE AN EXPERT. >> WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, PANDA. He's dying and I'm the only doctor that can save him. Hand me a scalpel. Stat. >> Okay. All I could find was this. Sonic. >> Perfect. Hand it to me. Here goes nothing, Dad. All right. I got to get rid of all these green beans. NO, D. STOP. WAIT. DON'T THROW AWAY your green beans. >> Wait. What's wrong, Jeffy? But they turned you into a green bean. >> I know, Daddy, but I have something to tell you. >>

What is it, Jeffy? >> Yeah. What is it? >> I haven't been eating my green beans, Daddy. >> What? >> You haven't been eating your green beans. What have you been doing with them? >> I've been burying them in the backyard. >> Wait, what? >> Yeah. And the green bean giant got mad at me and he turned me into a green bean. Daddy, >> what? The The green bean giant? Jack, what are you talking about? >> Yeah, daddy. The green bean diet turned me into a green bean. And the only way I can get back

to being a normal Jeffy is if I eat my green beans. Daddy, I'm sorry. >> So So we have to eat his green beans and turn back to normal. >> I guess so, Mario. >> All right, Jeffy. We're going to make you the biggest plate of green beans, and you're going to eat all of them to turn back to normal. Okay. >> Okay, daddy. >> All right, get the ones out of the trash can. >> This is bad. This is really bad. >> I told you should have just told him the truth. >> Come on,

Sonic. Say something. Happy Father's Day, Dad. I'm going to lose her by. Oh, man. I'll never do me that again. >> Well, at least you told him happy Father's Day. >> Yeah, it's better than lying. >> Yeah, definitely. >> All right, Jeffy, I got you the biggest plate of green beans so you can turn back into a human. >> BUT, DADDY, I REALLY DON'T LIKE green beans. >> Well, do you want to stay a green bean for the rest of your life? >> No. >> Well, then you're going to eat every single one of these

green beans. I told you this was going to happen if you didn't eat your green beans. >> No, you didn't, Mario. Well, I'm I'm pretty sure I said it. Maybe. Anyway, Jeffy, look. Open up wide. >> Open up wider. >> All right. WAIT, JEFFY. EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS. >> ISN'T IT KIND OF LIKE CANNIBALISM? >> How is it like cannibalism? >> Like a green bean eating a green bean. >> And >> it's like a human eating A HUMAN. THAT'S [ __ ] UP. >> WELL, NO. I MEAN, LIKE, WHY IS HE EVEN A GREEN BEAN?

HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE a green bean. It doesn't MAKE ANY SENSE. >> I don't know. >> Jeffy, open wide. >> Eat it, Jeffy. Eat it. Eat it, Jeffy. STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD, JEFFY. JEFFY, HERE. Eat some more. Jeffy, you eat some more. Jeffy, eat some more. Eat. Eat some more. Eat some more. You know what? Screw the fork. Eat. EAT SOME MORE. EAT THEM. JEFFY, eat them. Keep eating them, Jeffy. Keep going. Keep going, JEFFY. KEEP GOING. EAT THEM. EAT THEM, BOY. Eat them. Eat them. [Music] All right, Daddy. I ate them all. >>

Yeah, you ate all your green beans, Jeffy. >> Good job, Jeffy. >> Yeah, we witnessed it. Good job, Jeffy. >> It worked. >> Jeffy, you're back to normal. >> I'm back to normal, Daddy. >> Yeah. >> YAY, DADDY. I PROMISE I'M GOING TO START EATING ALL MY GREEN BEANS. I promise. >> You better, Jeffy. Are you going to turn Back into a green bean? And you don't want to do that again, do you? >> All right. So, you got to start eating your green beans. I'm glad everything's back to normal now. >> Yeah, me too.

Uh, okay. >> Oh, MAN. THAT MUST BE MY FRIENDS. WANT TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING? >> Hey guys, >> what's up, dude? >> Oh, cool costume. >> Oh, thanks, dude. >> Oh, Cody, who are you supposed to be? >> Oh, I'm Darth Vader and Ken's an astronaut. >> Oh, where'd you get the astronaut costume? >> Oh, it's not a costume. He's actually an astronaut. He just got back from space. >> DUDE, HE'S A DOLL. >> WELL, JOSEPH, who are you SUPPOSED TO BE? >> OH, DUDE, I'm Deadpool. Who's Deadpool? Oh, he's a superhero, huh? >> Yeah, Junior.

He's really cool. >> He can't die. >> But he can't die. >> No, he can't die. >> So, he's Superman. >> No. >> No, Junior. Superman can be killed by kryptonite. >> Yeah. Can kryptonite kill Deadpool? >> No, Junior. He can't die. >> Then then what kills Deadpool? >> Nothing. He can't die. >> Well, then how do bad guys kill him? >> They don't. >> Why? >> Because he can't die, Junior. >> Then how does he die? >> He doesn't. >> Well, then what's the downside of being Deadpool? Why is everyone just Deadpool? >> Oh,

cuz he's really ugly underneath the mask. >> Oh, yeah. I remember that. Oh, then that's why you're him, JOSEPH. HEY, SHUT UP, DUDE. WAIT, who are you? >> Yeah. >> Oh, uh, I'm Cody's mom, >> DUDE. >> REALLY, JUNIOR? You wasted an entire costume just to make fun of my mom. >> Yes, I I was at the costume store and they had a fully functional Transformer outfit and then they had a pig outfit and I said, "I got to be Cody's mom." So, uh, where's the food? >> I didn't see that one coming. That was

Nice. >> Yeah, it's awesome. So, come on, guys. Let's go trick or treat. Come inside. >> ALL RIGHT, DUDE. >> SONIC, OUR COSTUMES ARE SO LIT. >> I KNOW, RIGHT? TAILS, LOOK, I'M AN ELEPHANT. WOO! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK. >> WHAT THE DUCK WAS THAT? >> What's up, MY RIBBITS? >> WA! JADEN, LOOK AT THAT NICE rabbit Costume. Rabbit costume? >> Yeah, I'm a frog, you idiot. >> Oh, really? >> Have you ever seen a green rabbit? >> I mean, maybe it was sick. >> No, I'm a frog.

And you know what? Tonight, all the girls are going to want my tadpole, if you get what I'm saying. >> Tadpole? >> Yeah. You know, like a baby frog. Wait. So, what are you? A tadpole or a frog? I'm a frog. But a tadpole is a frog. Shut up, Dumbo. And what are you supposed to be? The ugly duckling? >> He's a duck jet. >> All right. >> Hey, guys. You guys like my costume? >> What are you, a two-headed bear? >> What? No, I'm an all-white panda. >> But panda, that's a polar bear. >>

SHUT UP, SONIC. NO, IT'S NOT. >> It looks like you're giving birth to another bear out of your chest. Or or it looks like you're like a kangaroo bear. >> All right, that's it, Jet. YOU WANT TO FIGHT? >> WA WA WA WA. COME ON, GUYS. IT'S HALLOWEEN. LET'S GO GET SOME CANDY. >> YEAH, CANDY. YEAH. >> YEAH. >> I'm going to get the best candy. >> No, you're not, J. I'm going to get the best and the most. >> Well, I'm going to get the most and the best. I'm going to go get all

the good houses before you can get it. And There's going to be no good candy left over for you. >> No, you're not. I'm going to get the most no matter what. >> Oh, you feeling froggy, bro? >> Yeah, bro. Well, why don't you leap then? Huh? >> Start. Come on. >> Okay. Yeah. I'm going to get the best candy. I'm going to have the best candy. TRICK-OR-TREATING WAS SO MUCH FUN. >> I KNOW. LOOK AT ALL MY CANDY. >> I KNOW. YOU GOT NOTHING BUT SKITTLES. >> YEAH, I KNOW. >> AND PANDA, I see

you. I see you. >> Yeah. YOU SEE ME OVER HERE, SONIC? CAN YOU SEE ME? >> YEAH. YEAH. YOU GOT NOTHING BUT SNICKERS. >> YOU'RE NOT YOU AND YOU'RE HUNGRY. >> NO, you're not. >> Jet, what's wrong? Halloween is so stupid this year. >> What? Really? >> Yeah. The trick-or-treating sucked. >> It did? >> Yeah. They just gave out disgusting candy this year. >> What did you get, Jet? I got candy corn and Tootsie Rolls. >> Oh no. Ew. >> Yeah. >> Where did you go? >> Well, I saw you guys going to the big

houses, which I thought was stupid because rich people are greedy and they Don't give out good candy. So, I went to a trailer park. >> Oh my gosh. But look at OUR CANDY, JACK. DUDE. >> YEAH. HOW'D YOU GET THIS CANDY? >> WE WENT TO THE BIG HOUSES. >> BUT RICH PEOPLE ARE GREEDY. >> Not these rich people. >> Oh my god. Skittles. Those are my favorite. Can I please trade with you, Tails, PLEASE? >> YEAH, SURE. JET. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TRADE? >> UH, I HAVE um uh uh candy corn. >> Damn, Jed.

No. What else? >> Uh, I I got uh uh uh Tootsie Rolls. >> Oh my god, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. ANYTHING ELSE? >> UH I I I think there's a dirty sock somewhere in here. >> Uh I'll pass, Jet. >> Um All right. Uh does anybody else want to trade? >> Uh no, I'm good, BUT I'LL TRADE WITH SONIC. HE'S GOT GOOD CANDY. >> YEAH. >> OKAY. YEAH, I see it, guys. Nobody wants to trade candy with the green rabbit. >> Well, because you got the worst candy, Jack. >> LET'S GO BACK TO EATING OUR CANDY.

YEAH. [Music] >> Breaking news, Molly. There are killer clowns killing everybody this Halloween. And if you go trick-or-treating, you better not. But if you do, if you go Trick-or-treating, you better watch out cuz they're GOING TO KILL YOU. KILLER CLOWNS. OH, NO. NO. NO. NO, JUNIOR IS NOT GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING this year. NO, NO, NO. >> OKAY, GUYS. ARE YOU READY TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING? >> JUNIOR, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? >> I'M going trick-or-treating with my friend. >> OH, NO. OH, NO. Did you hear ON THE NEWS THERE ARE KILLER CLOWNS EVERYWHERE? >> WHAT? KILLER

CLOWNS? >> YES, KILLER CLOWNS. AND I'M NOT HAVING ANYTHING happen to my precious baby. >> Gay? What? What? What? It's pretty gay, right? >> Dad, I have to go trick-or-treating. We have awesome costumes. >> No, you can miss out on trick-or-treating this year. HOW ABOUT YOU JUST PASS OUT CANDY TO THE KIDS? >> WHAT? PASS OUT CANDY. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE one taking candy. I'm a pig. >> Look, look, LOOK. YOU'RE GOING TO PASS OUT CANDY AND you're going to LIKE IT. THAT'S FINE. I DON'T WANT YOU TRICK-OR-TREATING. IT'S DANGEROUS. >> BUT BUT DAD,

IT'S NOT DANGEROUS. I'm Cody's mom. No one's going to MESS WITH CODY'S MOM. >> I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE CODY'S MOM. JOSEPH'S DEAD. MOM, I DON'T CARE. >> But Dad, >> look, you're just going to stay here and pass out candy. YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE. YOU HEAR ME? >> OKAY, DAD. It sucks. [Music] I get it, Jeffy. You're a chicken. >> WELL, DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED to be? >> Well, I'm the Joker. >> THE JOKER? I WANT TO HEAR A JOKE. DADDY, TELL ME A JOKE. >> WHAT? NO. NO. I DON'T TELL JOKES, JEFFY.

I'M THE JOKER. >> DADDY, I WANT TO HEAR A JOKE. YOU SAY YOU'RE A JOKER, SO I want to hear a joke. >> Fine, Jeffy. Uh, why did the chicken cross the road? >> I don't even know. >> Well, you're supposed to know, Jeffy. YOU'RE A CHICKEN. >> NO, I'm not, Daddy. I don't even KNOW WHAT A CHICKEN IS. >> YOU'RE A CHICKEN, JEFFY. YOU'VE BEEN MAKING CHICKEN NOISES ALL NIGHT. >> NOW, I don't even know what a chicken Sounds like. >> Then what are you supposed to be, Jeffy? >> Oh, this is my raccoon

outfit. >> A raccoon? >> Yep. This is what a raccoon sounds like. >> That's an elephant, Jeffy. >> No, it's not. It's a raccoon. >> What? Whatever, Jeffy. I'm the Joker. And Rosalena is supposed to be Harley Quinn. That means she's going to be hot. >> Hey, Mario. >> What are you wearing? >> I'M DRESSED LIKE HARLEY QUINN. >> NO, you're not. Harley Quinn's hot and she wears short shorts. >> THAT'S JUST WHAT HOLLYWOOD wants you to think, Mario. This is what Harley looks like in the comics. >> No, she's hot in the movie. She's

barely wearing any clothes. >> WHAT? YOU DON'T THINK I LOOK HOT? >> NO, YOU LOOK UGLY. THAT LOOKS STUPID. >> WHATEVER, MARIO. SCREW YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED PIMP. YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE JOKER. >> OH, come on. >> Hey, Dad. >> What? >> To get to the other side. >> Yep. Jeffy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got the punch line, the joke. Let's go trick-or-treating, Jeffy, without without Harley Quinn. Wow. I can't believe nobody wants to trade candy with me. My candy's not that bad. All I have is candy corn and Tootsie. Okay.

Yeah, I Guess my candy is pretty bad. But still, they should still offer to trade with me and not be so rude. I mean, look at Tails. He has so many Skittles. He could have gave me a Skittles. I love Skittles. Taste the rainbow. Oh my god. I wish I had good candy like Sonic, cuz then I would have traded with him and I would have got all the Skittles. Wait a minute. I got an idea. What if What if I tase Sonic with this taser and then I put on my Sonic costume and I

pretend to Be Sonic and then I trade all of Sonic's candy to Tails and I get all the skills. He'll never see it coming. It's brilliant. All right, I have to get Sonic. I have to go distract Sonic. >> DUDE, YOUR DAD SUCKS. >> YEAH, JUNIOR, this is really lame. Your dad does this every year. >> I know. Why did you decide to only care about me on Halloween? >> Yeah. >> You guys want to see who can pass out The most candy? >> Dude is stupid. >> Yeah, that's really lame, Cody. It's not going

to be fair. I'm your mom, so I'm just going to be eating all the candy like >> Yeah. Yeah, I get it, Junior. >> Yeah. >> So, uh, you guys want to put razor blades in the candy? >> OH, DUDE. DO I? >> YEAH, THAT'D BE AWESOME, RIGHT? >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S START DOING IT. OKAY. >> OKAY, JEFFY, this is the first house. Also, when they answer the door, make your chicken noises so you get a lot of candy. >> All right, Daddy. >> I'll ring the doorbell. [Applause] >> Oh, >> that's so cool, dude.

>> Somebody's going to have a sore throat. >> What is that? >> Oh, that's my laugh truck. >> What? But why was it that funny? Well, you see, it's a double joke because one, the razor blades are going to cut up your throat and also it's flu season. >> So, they have a double the sore throat. >> That's nice, dude. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, you guys want to sneak out and still go trick-or-treating? >> Oh, yeah. >> Awesome. Okay, so put the razor blade candy in the bowl and let's leave. >> Oh, yeah.

I GOT SO MANY RECENT. >> I GOT SO MANY SKITTLES. I'M GOING TO START COUNTING NOW. >> YEAH, ME TOO. OH, HEY, SONIC. Can I talk to you in the other room for a second? No way, Jen. I'M COUNTING MY REESE'S. >> WELL, YEAH, that that is a lot of Reese's, but uh No, I need to talk to you in the other room for a second. >> Can't you see I'm busy? >> Yeah, I can see that you're busy, but like it's really important that I talk to you in the other room. >> No, it's

going TO TAKE SOME TIME counting all these Reese's. >> But please, like, just just take like a few seconds. It's just like it won't be long. >> No, maybe later. Okay. Uh 1 2 3. Oh, Sonic, it's awful. Oh, the other room's on fire. I knocked Over a candle. Come help me put out the fire. Man, that sounds awful. Oh, you should really call the fire department, Jet. >> But but you're an elephant and you can like spray water with your nose, so I need your help. >> It's just a costume, Jet. >> But but

like you don't care. The other room's on fire. >> No, just call the fire department. >> Wow. Okay, I just burned to death. Wow. >> Okay. Where was I again? Oh, yeah. 1 2 3 4 Oh, Sonic, it's awful. Someone tried to break in the room. It's like a burglar. >> You should call the police. But no, no, no. I think me and you can take them. 2v1. Come on, bro. >> No, but I'm I'm actually kind of busy right now. We should really call the police. Just stop counting your candy and come with me

in the other room. Someone's breaking in. >> THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT, JET. >> WOW. OKAY. WELL, if he comes in and kills all of us, that's your fault. Wow. Man, I keep losing my track. Um, okay. 1 2 3 4. >> Oh, Sonic, it's awful. Your grandfather just called in the other room. He's dying. >> You should bring the phone over here. >> It It's one of those phones that like is attached by a cord. So, you have to go in the other room to answer it. >> Oh, okay. Uh, maybe I'll just call him

later. Okay. >> He's dying. They say he'll die in like 30 seconds. Come talk to him real quick. I'll call him after I FINISH COUNTING MY RECESSES. >> All right. He'll already be dead by then, but all right, whatever. Dang. Oh, man. I keep losing my train. Okay. 1 2 3. >> Sonic. Sonic. Sonic. It's really awful. I I I clogged the toilet in the other Room. Can you help me come unclog it? >> YEAH, SURE. JET. >> WHAT? WOW. You're going to do that one, but you didn't do the other things. >> What? What

are you talking about? Just come in the other room. >> All right. Oh yeah, guys. That looks good. That looks real good. I know, right? >> I just hope they don't cut their butter fingers. >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Well, well, you do want that, Junior. You I mean, that's why we put razor blades in. It doesn't work. >> And do we even have butter fingers in here, dude? >> Yeah. >> Oh, well, I hope they take five. >> Yeah, like the candy. >> Yeah, it's good. >> Wait, but are there actually take fives in

there, though? >> Wait, are there? No. >> Let's just go trick-or-treating, guys. Come on. Don't let dad find out. >> STOP. STOP IT. >> WELL, DADDY, he started IT BECAUSE OF THE F CHICKENS. >> WELL, I'M afraid machine. >> WHAT? >> THAT AGAIN. >> OKAY, GUYS. What house do you want to go to first? >> H I don't know, dude. How about that one? >> Well, that that's a good house. What do you think, Cody? >> You have that Darth Vader breathing down. >> What? What? Darth Vader breathing. >> Did you hiccup? >> No. >>

What was that? >> Is that a killer clown? >> I think it's a killer clown. >> What we do? >> Hold on. Hold on, guys. I can handle This. I can't die. >> Oh, yeah. Go get him. >> Deadpool. >> Hey, killer clown. >> Hey there. >> You want a piece of me? I'M DEADPOOL AND I CAN'T DIE. >> SEE, SONIC, the toilet's clogged. Huh? THE TOILET'S NOT CLOGGED. CHAD, IS THAT PAPER? All right, time for me to get some candy. All right, now that Sonic's knocked out, I can put on my Sonic costume and

go trade all of Sonic's candy to Tails and get all the precious Skittles. All right, let's put this on. Cody, I thought you said he couldn't die. >> Can't. >> What? He did. Oh no. I can't believe this. SIR. SIR, PLEASE. PLEASE. SIR. SIR. SIR, can you please just give him some candy So we can leave? >> Fine. Just get out of my damn house. >> Oh, but you here, Jeffy. Here's your bucket. Here's your bucket, Jeffy. All right. Just give me some candy so we can leave. No. >> In the bucket. Sir, can you

please put some in the bucket? >> I'm scared of pumpkins. >> Put some in the bucket. >> And I'm scared of pumpkins. THERE'S A KILLER CLOWN. CODY, >> HEY THERE. You want some candy? [Music] >> Cody, there's a KILLER CLOWN AT THE FRONT DOOR. >> DAD WAS RIGHT, JUNIOR. THERE ARE KILLER CLOWNS. >> I KNOW. I WISH I WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY DAD CUZ NOW JOSEPH'S DEAD. >> WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? OH, WE'RE SAFE INSIDE THE HOUSE, RIGHT? >> I guess so. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Did Did you lock

the front door, Junior? >> Uh, NO. >> 35 38. Oh man, I have to restart again. >> Hey guys, it's me, Sonic. Not Jet in a Sonic costume, just regular old Sonic. >> Hey, Sonic, were you ever able TO UNCLOG THAT TOILET? >> What toilet? >> You know, the one that Jet clogged up. Oh. >> Oh, yeah. That toilet. that that Disgusting thing. Nope. Nope. It's still clogged up. Jet must have ate, you know, Taco Bell or something cuz it's backed up. That that toilet is ruined. >> Oh. All right. Well, I've just been sitting

here counting my Skittles. They're really hard to count, though. I've had to restart counting like 10 times. >> Yeah, you do have a lot of Skittles. You I just thought of an idea. It's like a brilliant idea. What if I trade you, you Know, all my Reese's for all your Skittles? >> No, can't do it, Sonic. >> Why? Why not, buddy? >> Because you're allergic to Skittles. >> I'm not allergic to Skittles. The stupidest thing I've ever heard. >> Yes, you are. You remember the first day that we met? You ate a Skittle and you

GOT SENT TO THE HOSPITAL. >> I must have had the flu or something. I'm not allergic to Skittles. >> YES, YOU ARE. YOU'RE ON LIFE SUPPORT, SONIC. >> NO. I MUST HAVE JUST BEEN faking it. I didn't want to go to school or something. Look, look. Please. I'll give you one Reese's for all your Skittles. How about that? >> Nope. Not doing it. But you can have this pack of M&M's. >> I hate M&M's. They all taste the same. They all taste like chocolate. Skittles. Every single one of them tastes Different. Please. Please. I need

a Skittle. >> Nope. Not happening. Oh, I want M&M's. >> Ooh, a panda. Do you have any Skittles? >> Uh, no. I only have Snickers. >> Oh, okay. Only Snickers. I don't like Snickers. >> Oh, man. I want some Snickers. >> Wait a minute. I got an idea. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, you want a Snickers and you want M&M's and you got the M&M's and you got the Snickers. All right. All Right. I got this. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, Tails, I'll trade you one Reese's for your M&M's. >> All right. Deal. >> All right. Yeah.

Okay. Here you go. Reese, here's your stupid Reese's. All right. All right. All right. Now, Panda, I have M&M's. So, how about you trade your Snickers to Tails for the Skittles, and then once you get the Skittles, I'll trade you these M&M's for your Skittles. >> No, I don't do trades. >> You You don't You don't do tra Okay, listen. If I had a panda costume, I would tase you in the bathroom. I dressed as you get that skills. >> WHAT? OH. UH, ACTUALLY, PANDA, can you come help me in the bathroom? I I need

you to help me unclog this toilet. >> OH, YEAH. TOILET'S CLOGGED UP. SURE. >> YEAH. Come help me with this real quick. He's coming after me. HE'S COMING AFTER ME. HE'S COMING AFTER ME. HE'S COMING. Don't go that way. Stop. Stop. Okay. >> Jesus. >> Okay. He's running right behind us. >> He's falling everywhere we go. >> I know. This isn't working. >> Okay. So So >> just stay there. >> Yeah. Stay right there. Okay. >> If we go that way, he's going to go that Way. >> Yeah. If we go this way, he's going

to come this way. What do we do? >> I don't know. >> I I know. I know. How about we go that way and we go out the back door? >> Okay. Yeah. >> Okay, Mr. Clown. >> We're going to go that way. >> Go that way. >> OUT THE FRONT DOOR, RIGHT? YEAH. >> OKAY. SO, get ready. >> Okay. 3 2 1 GO. HUH? WHAT HAPPENED? >> The bodies are piling up now. Time to give me those Skittles. >> 27 29 34. >> Hey, it's me, Panda. So, Tails, I was wondering if I could

trade you, you know, all my Snickers for all your Skittles. >> No way, Panda. We all know you don't do trades. >> Well, now I do. I love doing trades. I trade everything. So, how about how about you know all my Snickers for at least one of your Skittles, you know. >> Wait, Chad, is that you? >> Here I go again. >> Good skills. My skills. >> OH YEAH, WE GOT HIM. HE WASN'T EXPECTING THAT. >> Oh yeah, >> Junior. >> What? >> There's another one. [Music] Just give us some candy and we'll leave. >>

What the hell are you doing in MY HOUSE WITH THAT PUMPKIN? >> JUST GIVE US SOME CANDY AND WE'LL LEAVE. >> PUT SOME IN THE IN THE BUCKET. >> YOU NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE. >> WELL, NO. JUST PUT SOME IN THE BUCKET. WE'LL LEAVE. >> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING TIRED OF >> NO, NO, NO. JUST GIVE US SOME CANDY. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE. >> WHAT was Sir? Uh, Cody, what happened? >> I don't know. >> It's loud. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? >> Prepare to die.

>> Gotcha. >> Oh, that's really funny. >> Well, I got you. >> You got it. Sure did. >> Yeah. >> Oh, man. I love me some Skittles. My favorite candy ever. Tasting the rainbow. Oh, I'm tasting it. I'm tasting it. Oh man, I love Skittles. I feel a little bad that I had to tase them, but hey, they were being rude. They wouldn't trade with me. Oh, man. I think orange ones are my favorite. Oh, actually the green ones are Man, you should have seen the look on their face when I taste them. They were

like, I'm choking. Look, I'm choking. Help. Somebody help. Okay. I'm joking. Help. I'm choking. I'm choking. Help. >> Okay, Jeffy, get all the candy off the ground. >> Yeah, Daddy. I think I got it all. >> Okay, let's get out of here before he gets back. >> All right, Daddy. >> Okay, this is weird. Okay, Jeffy. Well, that was really weird. That's not how trick-or-treating is supposed to go, but you still got a lot of candy. >> Yeah, D. I got QUITE A BIT. HEY, HE took my candy and he's running away. >> I'll go

get it, Jeffy. >> Candy. >> HEY, GIVE ME BACK THAT CANDY. >> NO. >> WHAT? GIVE ME BACK THE CANDY NOW. >> NO. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. >> WHAT? >> I'M NOT IN YOUR HOUSE. GIVE ME THE CANDY. >> OKAY, JEFFY. UH, I was only able to get you one piece of candy that I found on the ground. >> One piece of candy now? >> Yeah. He He threw all the candy on the ground, so I was only able to pick up one piece. I hate that guy. >> Um, Danny, >> what? Um, >>

what? Um, look, the guy. He took my last. >> We're going home, Jeffy. We're going home. We're going home. >> I just want more candy. D, >> WHO LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN? GOD. OOH, there's still candy left. Which piece do I want? Oh, I think I'll get this one. I Like crackos. Come on. OH MY GOD. MY DOG. WHO PUT THE RAZOR IN? >> Oh man, I'm almost done decorating the Christmas tree. I just have to get the star on top. I'm just not tall enough. Hey, Mario. What's up, folk? What do you want,

Black Yoshi? >> Mario, I just be got done making my Christmas mouse list. >> What? Christmas list? You mean Christmas list? >> Yeah, that's what I said, folk. is everything I'll be wanting for some Christmas mouse. See, I got me some KFC chickens on there. I got some poopis Kool-Aids. I got some college doodies, the mat packs, some monies, some more monies, 24in rims, and some LeBron Jordan shoes. All right, Blackie. Well, it's Christmas Eve, so there's no way I can go shopping and get you all that stuff. All the stores are closed. And also,

I already got everyone their Christmas gifts. >> Oh, YOU ALREADY GOT ME MY CHRISTMAS GIFTS. OH, MAN. F. WHAT' you get me? So, I'm go ahead and mark it off list. Uh, I got you uh uh this ornament right here. That that ornament right there. >> Ooh. Orphans. Orphans. Orphans. Uh, no. Focus. That that's not on my list. I ain't want me no some orphans. Well, Black Yoshi, that's what I got you. So, if you want anything else, you just have to wait and see what Santa Claus brings You tonight. >> Santa Claus? Man, Santa

Claus ain't going to bring me nothing. >> Well, you have to see what Santa Claus brings you. That's That's all you have to wait for. >> BUT WHAT ABOUT MY LISP? >> UH, I'll I'll call you an appointment next week to get your list fixed. Okay. Uh, maybe Jeffy's tall enough tall enough to put the star on the tree. I I'll get Jeffy. Jeffy, come here. >> What do you want, Maddie? All right, Jeffy. I think you're tall enough to put this star on top of the Christmas tree. And I think you're high as if

you think I can reach up there. >> Jeffy, I know you can reach up there. >> Oh, you're definitely high. You're so high. I think you can put the star on top of the tree. >> Jeffy, I can't. I need you to do it. >> You want another puff? >> Jeffy, put the star on top of THE TREE. >> DANG, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY A STAR HAS TO GO ON TOP OF THE TREE. THERE'S NOT STARS ON TOP OF THE TREES OUTSIDE. >> I know, but this is a Christmas tree. You're supposed to put

a star on top. That's That's the point of a Christmas tree. >> All right, Daddy. Wherever you want. Give me a seat. >> Here. Look. Put it on there. about to chuck this [ __ ] >> You know what? You know, you know what, Jeffy? We don't even need to start on top of the tree. You know what? >> THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY THE WHOLE [ __ ] TIME, GUYS. >> A JEFFY, stop cussing. Look, Santa Claus knows when you're cussing. And when you're cussing, that means you're not going to get presents.

As long as you're a good boy and you don't cuss, Santa will come tonight with this big old bag of toys and he'll deliver you all the expensive toys you want. Every single Thing you want. As long as you're a good boy, Santa's going to come inside the house with nobody guarding him. Just a big old bag of expensive toys. Literally anybody could rob him, but no one does cuz it's Santa Claus and he's going to come tonight as long as you're a good boy. You got that? >> I WANT TO GO TO BED RIGHT

NOW, DADDY. >> YEAH, LET'S GO TO BED. Let's get you ready for Christmas. >> Yay. [Music] [Applause] Now time for some milk and cookies. All right, Jeffy, just go to sleep. Be a good boy, and Santa Claus will come. All right. Um, Daddy, I got a question real quick. >> What? Um, if I [ __ ] my pants, does that count as being a good boy or a bad boy? >> That's a bad boy, Jeffy. >> Oh, well, how does Santa Claus know if I [ __ ] my pants or not? He >> He just

knows his things, Jeffy. He's magical. He uh he has a a tracker. Or Jeffy, did you [ __ ] your pants? >> I don't know. He's going to have to stick his hand down my diaper and find out. But Jeffy, your diaper's on the outside of your pants. >> Bingo. Daddy, see, you've done this before. This isn't your first rodeo. So, why don't you put your cowboy hat and get on up out of here, Daddy? >> Jeffy, just go to sleep. All right. Santa only comes if you're sleeping. >> All right. All right. So, Jeffy's

in bed. Now, it's just time to go to sleep and wait for Santa Claus to come. [Music] Is he gone? All right. Mario went to sleep, so I'm just going to stay right here and wait for Santa Claus to come. And when he come out here, I'mma be knock him out and I'mma steal all his presents. But but how am I going to Knock him out? Oh, I know. I'mma poison his milk with some Windex. And after he drinks it, it's going to make his tummy really really hurt. And then when he laying on the

ground not feeling so good, I'mma steal all the presents and I'mma sell them on eBay. But first, let's see if they have my milk and cookies. Whatever. Fried milk cookies. Wait, I haven't had dinner yet. I'll Save this for dessert. Let's see what they have. H Fruit Loop. That sounds good. I'm still pretty hungry. Chef Boy, that sounds good to me. Yeah. Time for the milk and cookies. And time for dessert. Yes, my cookies. [Music] some milk. Yes. [Music] Huh? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? SANTA. OH MY GOD. SANTA, are you okay? >> I'm poor. >>

Wait, what? >> I'm playing. >> You what? >> I'M DYING. DANG IT. >> WHAT? YOU'RE DYING? >> YES, I've been poisoned. >> Poisoned. >> It was the milk and cookies. >> The milk and cookies. a milk and cookie. >> Well, who poisoned the milk and cookies? >> It doesn't matter. Listen to me. I need you to deliver the presents to all the children around the world. >> Well, I can't do that. >> And this was my first house, so you got a long night ahead of you. >> Well, I can't do that, Santa. I don't

have your magical powers. >> Sure you can. I believe in you. >> Santa, don't die. >> I'm dead. Santa, don't die. Get the Pulse. Santa, don't die. Don't die. Santa, why do you like ravioli? Oh no. Who? Who do I call? I can't call the cops. I think I killed Santa. What do I do? What do I do? OH MY GOD. WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHO DO I call? I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. All these presents, boy. >> Black Yoshi, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>

WHAT'S UP, B? I'M JUST GOING THROUGH my presents. >> Those are not your presents, Black Yoshi. That's Santa's bag of gifts. >> But he gave them to me after I saw him choke on the cookies and die. >> Black Yoshi, did you poison the cookies and milk? >> Uh, babies. >> Why would you do that, BLACK YOSHI? CUZ I REALLY WANTED SOME PRESENTS and he wasn't going to be give me any. So you poison Santa Claus so you can steal all the presents. >> Yeah, >> you know that means that no children on Earth is

going to get gifts now. >> But now I get all the gifts. >> Black, that's selfish. Look, he wants me to deliver all these gifts. How am I going to do that? >> Uh I don't know. These are mine. >> Blackji, no. Look, there's got to be like an emergency contact in here or something. Let's see. Um uh oh, a paper. What's it say? It says, uh, if Santa dies, the only way to bring him back to Life is to deliver all his remaining presents. You can teleport to other houses by grabbing his magical bag

and saying, "Next house." All right, Blackushi, since you killed him, you're going to help me deliver ALL THESE PRESENTS. >> NO, THESE PRESENTS IS MINE, >> BLACKUSHI. NO, you're going to help me deliver these presents since you killed Santa. >> Okay, >> you dirty boat. >> Let's do this. >> Next house. [Music] >> All right, Blackie. This is the first house. So, let's just deliver the presents so we can leave. Okay. All right. Well, I think it's this one right here. All right. Put under THE TREE. BLACK, DON'T MAKE NOISE. IF THEY WAKE UP, they're

going to call the cops. Well, he's already been delivered, Folks. Let's go ahead and go. Well, Blackie, no. They get more than one present. For how good you think they was, but Blackie, look. To bring Santa Claus back to life, we have to deliver all these presents. So, that means every house has to get the presents they deserve. And obviously, they get more than one present. But we can just keep the rest for ourselves. >> No. Blackie, look. Look. To to to bring Santa Claus back to life, we have to Deliver all these presents. All

right, folks. I got an idea. >> What? What? What are you doing? What? Where'd you take all the presents out? >> You said the note said that in order for Santa Claus to come back, all the presents have to be delivered. Well, they've been delivered, so now he can come back. >> You You think you could poison me? >> Santa, I'mma kill you, BRO. WAKE UP. WHAT? >> POY, WAKE UP. I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY in the house. >> Yeah, and there's an annoying [ __ ] yelling in my ear. Which one do you think I'm

more upset about? >> BOIE, I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS. YOU SHOULD GO CHECK. >> Santa Claus? It's a robber. I know WHO IT IS. >> BOIE, WERE YOU GOING TO GET ON YOUR POLICE OUTFIT AND GO ARREST THEM? >> I am not putting on my police outfit. >> But boy, you look so sexy in YOUR POLICE OFFICER OUTFIT. >> I don't care if I look sexy. It's 3:00 a.m. and there is a robber in the house. >> But Boy, YOU LOOK SO SEXY. >> FINE. FINE. IF IT WILL SHUT you the hell up, I will

put on my police outfit and I will go talk to this rob. >> S, ARE YOU OKAY? S, ARE YOU OKAY? >> WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE? I'M COMING. WHAT'S UP, FATTY? YOU'RE SO DEAD. YOU THINK YOU CAN POISON ME? I'M OUT HERE FOR LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, BLACKIE. >> OKAY, LOOK. I have the outfit on. You happy? >> Boie, you need TO STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIE. IT'S CROOKED. >> WELL, I DON'T THINK THE ROBBER CARES ABOUT MY TIE. BOY, if we're having company, YOU NEED TO STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIE AND TICK OFF YOUR HAIR.

YOU'RE INDOORS. >> WHAT? IT'S PART OF THE UNIFORM. I THOUGHT you liked it. >> I like it when you get angry. Boyy, >> we don't have time for this. There's a robber IN THE HOUSE. >> OH, PLEASE DON'T ARREST ME, OFFICER. >> LOOK, I WILL I will handcuff you to the bed as soon as I'm done with the robber. Okay, stay here. >> I'm a cop. I'M A COP. HE'S ALL DEAD. >> FREEZE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN my house? What? Santa? >> Ho ho. Merry Christmas. >> Santa, WHAT? WHAT THE HELL happened to my

tree? >> Oh. Uh, I slipped on a banana peel. Silly me. >> On a banana peel? >> Yes. You eat a lot of bananas. >> But no, no, no, I don't. >> Oh, guess I'll be going, Dad. >> No, no, no, no. You You're going to stay here and you got to fix my tree. >> Uh, yeah, sure. Well, I know I'm pretty Hungry. You got anything to eat? >> Well, yeah. And I got I got some Chef Boy ID. >> Chef Boy? [Music] You uh you really like Chef Boy, huh? Yeah. I'm I'm going

to go back to bed. You You just keep doing your thing. OKAY. WA! OH, look at all the presents SANTA BROUGHT US. >> OH, THERE'S A LOT OF PRESENTS. WOOHOO! >> I CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN THEM. >> Heck yeah. Is that the Grinch? >> The Grinch? HE'S TRYING TO STEAL OUR PRESENTS. LET'S GET THEM. Steal my presents. No, those are my presents. >> Boie, who was that? There was a lot of commotion. >> It was It was Santa Claus. >> Did you get his autograph, Boie? >> No, I didn't. Now, please just let me Sleep.

>> Boy, Boie, you said you were going to handcuff me to the bed. I've been a bad girl. I KNOW WHAT I SAID AND I DON'T CARE. Just let me sleep. >> Oh my gosh, I GOT A TOMAGOTCHI FOR CHRISTMAS. THANK YOU, SANTA. >> OH, a tomagotchi. I hope I got a Tomagotchi. Let's see what I got. [Music] >> YOU GOT COLD FOR CHRISTMAS, JEN. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING BAD. >> OH, I guess it's going to be a cold Christmas. >> Yeah, take that, Chris. This is our present, Sonic. Sonic, >> huh? >>

Uh, you going to open up your presents or >> presents? Presents? >> Yeah. From Santa? >> Santa? Yes, of course. YEAH. LET'S HAVE FUN. YEAH. >> WELL, that's just great, Black Yoshi. We almost got killed by the real Santa Claus cuz you killed Santa Claus to steal his presents. >> But everything fine. He came back to life. Everything good. And he's got his presents back. >> Black Yoshi, we're not going to get any gifts from him for Christmas because you tried killing him and now he hates us. And we're going to be lucky if we

get any presents. like just just go to sleep And don't steal anything ever again. >> May I Christmas morning? >> Only one present, Daddy. >> Yeah, looks like Santa only left one present. I mean, at least he left us something after what happened last night. >> Woo! F. I hope it's my chickens in my Kool-Aid. Better open it up, Mario. See what it is. >> Well, let's see what it is. Yeah, that's expected. A PICTURE OF A FINGER. I ALWAYS WANTED a picture of a finger, Daddy. Man, he done burnt the chickens. >> That's That's

not chicken. You know what? Merry Christmas, guys. As long as we have each other, right? And maybe next year Santa won't hate us. >> I'm happy with my finger. [Music] Okay, Jeffy. Here's your peas and here's your Coke. Jeffy. Jeffy, just eat all your peas. Okay. Well, I want chocolate cake. Daddy, >> you can get chocolate cake if you finish all your peas. >> Yes. Yes, I promise. Jeffy, just finish all your peas. Your stupid coke. I have to get your stupid coke. You I'll just leave it. >> Um, daddy, all done. >> You're all

done? >> Yeah. I ate all my peas, Daddy. >> Are you sure it's not on the floor, Jeffy? >> No, not on the floor. Told you not on the floor. I guess I guess you did eat all your peas. Wait. >> Hey, >> Jeffy, move. >> No, >> JEFFY. >> WHAT? >> YOU BURN ALL YOUR SEAT, JEFFY. >> Chocolate cake, please. >> YOU DID NOT GET ANY CHOCOLATE CAKE, JEFFY. >> BUT YOU PROMISE. YOU PROMISE I'M GOING TO HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE. YOU PROMISE. YOU PROMISE. >> SHUT UP, JEFFY. I SAID ONLY IF YOU ATE ALL

YOUR PEAS. You're not getting any chocolate cake. Said you're being a bad boy, Jeffy. I'm going to eat chocolate cake in front of you. What? Jeffy. Where'd he go? Jeffy. Jeffy, where'd you go? JEFFY. JEFFY. JEFFY, UNLOCK THE DOOR. JEFFY, YOU UNLOCK THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW. JIMMY, you put that chocolate CAKE BACK. JEFFY. JEFFY. I'M GOING TO kill him. I'M GOING TO JEFFY, UNLOCK THE DOOR. JEFFY, JEFFY, UNLOCK THE DOOR. JEFF, JEFFY, JEFFY, unlock the door. Jeffy, unlock the door right now. What am I going to do? The front door? I can go to the

front Door. Jeffy. JIMMY. JEFFY. NO. JIMMY, UNLOCK THE DOOR. JEFFY, >> WANT YOUR PASSWORD? >> LET ME INSIDE MY HOUSE. JIMMY. >> NOPE. >> OKAY. What am I going to do? The garage. The garage. NO. NO. DADDY. DADDY. DADDY. OH MY GOD. WHAT am I going to do? There's a window. There's a window open. Oh yeah. Oh, when I get up there, I'm going to kill him. >> Hey, Danny. What doing? >> Jeffy, you let me inside the house. >> No. >> What? You You better not close that window, Jeffy. >> Why? >> Because I

I have to take my medicine. It It's really important. >> You don't take medicine, Daddy. >> Yes, I do. JEFFY. JEFFY. OH, JIMMY. Oh my god, [Music] >> I hate him so much. >> What are you doing, buddy? >> Uh uh, excuse me, officer. I I'm just uh trying to get inside my house. You know, >> inside your house? >> Yeah. >> Why don't you just use the front door? >> Because my uh [ __ ] roommate locked me out. >> Really? Sounds like you got a grudge against somebody, huh? >> Can you get that

light out of my eyes? >> No. Have you been drinking? Huh? Maybe a DUI. >> Well, I haven't been driving or drinking. >> Yeah. We'll see about that. Um, so this is your house? >> Yes, this is this is my house and I'm just locked out. So, can you help me uh get in? >> Well, we'll go see. Come on. [Music] >> He's not going to answer. >> Well, try the doorbell. >> The doorbell? Yeah. >> See what difference it's going to make. >> Yep. See, that's what it was. >> Can I help you? >>

Uh, yeah. EXCUSE ME, SIR. HELP ME. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? YOU CAN'T JUST GO barging into this man's house. >> It's my house. >> Well, we'll see about that. Excuse me, sir. I I don't mean to bother you. Oh, Yeah, you are. >> Oh, well, I'll try to make this quick. Um, does he live here? >> Yeah. Does he live here? >> Um, I've never seen him before in my life. Officer, >> really? You know, I LIVE HERE. >> COME ON. LET'S GO. Come on. Come on. >> I'm going to kill him.

>> All right. Since you don't live here, I'm going to have to ask you to get off The property. >> I do live here. >> Well, we just talked to the owner and he says you don't. >> How do you know he's the owner? >> The man answered the door holding chocolate cake. He's obviously got money. That doesn't mean he's the owner. >> Well, okay. Either way, you can't go over there anymore. Okay. If I get another call saying that you're over here, you're going to the slammer. All Right. Drunk bastard. >> Jenny. Oh, what

am I going to do? It's freezing outside. I got to get inside the house. The attic. I can go inside the attic. Let me get the ladder. Okay, I'm in the attic. Now, how do I get inside the house? The air vent. The air vent. Yeah. >> Oh, Jeffy, here I come. And when I see you, I'm going to punch you in your [ __ ] face. I hate you, JEFFY. I HATE YOU. Oh my god. I can't wait to kill him. I'm coming for you, Jeffy. I'm coming. Oh my god. When I see him,

I'm going to punch him. I'm almost there. [Music] Oh, what am I going to do? It's freezing outside. There's a camera. Jeffy. Jenny, I KNOW YOU HEAR ME. JIMMY, [Music] >> WHAT? >> JEFFY. JEFFY, I know you hear me. Jeffy, >> what? >> What are you doing, Jeffy? >> Eating chocolate cake. What are you doing, DADDY? >> I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF, JEFFY. LET ME INSIDE. >> NO. >> Come on. Please, Jeffy. I'll do whatever you want. I'll do whatever you want. >> You'll do whatever I want. Well, well, I do need more chocolate cake,

Daddy. You can go get me more Chocolate cake and then I'll let you in. Well, after I eat it. >> Chocolate cake. Okay, I'll get you the biggest chocolate cake. Just I'll be right back. Great. [Music] Must be my chocolate cake. [Music] It's chocolate cake. That's my favorite. Can't wait to eat it. Oh boy. Chocolate cake. What is that? JEFFY, MONSTER. >> Come here, Jeffy. Come here, Jeffy. [Music] JEFFY. JEFFY, YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. JEFFY, WHAT? WHAT? JEFFY, UNLOCK THE DOOR. >> NO, JUNGLE GANG MONSTER. Get just just get in the car. >>

I I know. >> Just go. I'm not touching you. >> I know. [Music] >> Breaking news. A drunk man has just been arrested for trying to break into someone's house while he was covered in chocolate cake. Come outside. >> That was the hit single, Tito, Come Outside. You're listening to 102.7, The Splash. >> Oh, man. I'm so glad my dad got me this boom box. It's so cool. >> All right, listeners, it's the top of the hour, so that means it's time for us to play What's in my pants. >> What's in his pants? >>

What's in his pants? >> What is it? Somebody >> What's in his pants? Whatever game is that? >> If you call in and successfully guess what's in my pants, you can win two tickets to Punch in the Face Athon, where you and a lucky friend can get Punched in the face. >> Punch in the faceon? I want to win those tickets. >> Here are your two hints for what's in my pants. It's big but not too big. And it has a hole on top. I'll give you just one more hint. I'm wearing some pretty big

pants. The lines are open. Call now. >> Um, I can call and answer that. What's in his pants? Um, it's big but not too big and has a hole on top of it. Um, it can't be his penis. That'd be the Obvious answer. Um, what could it be? I know. A baby whale. Where's my phone? Oh man. Please answer. I really want to win those tickets. >> Uh, hello. Who's the lucky caller? >> WAIT. OH MY GOD. AM I ON THE RADIO RIGHT NOW? >> YES, YOU ARE. >> OH MY GOD. CAN I GUESS WHAT'S

INSIDE YOUR PANTS? >> PLEASE DO. My pants are getting pretty uncomfortable. >> Okay. Okay. So, what I think is inside your pants is I uh I think it's a baby whale. >> Ding, ding, ding. He got it. I have a baby whale in my pants. >> Oh my god. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SO, I WON. >> YES, YOU DID. LOOKS LIKE YOU AND A FRIEND are going to punch in the face AON. >> OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON. BUT HOW'D YOU GET A BABY WHALE IN YOUR PANTS? >> I have some

pretty big pants. >> Oh my god, I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WON. I'M GOING TO I'M GOING TO CALL JO AND CODY and we're going to GO TO PUT THEIR FACES DOWN. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I WON. >> OH, IT LOOKS LIKE THE POLICE are here. They've They've come to ask about the whale in my pants. You can't come in here. You don't have a warrant. >> Joseph, Cody, guys, get over here really Quick. The most amazing thing that's ever happened in my life just happened. Get over here quick right now. Okay.

Bye. Oh man. Wait. Wow. That was fast. They're already here. Wow. Guys, you got here really fast. Wait. Wait. The cops. What are you doing here? >> Oh, I just came here to give you your tickets to a punch in the faceon. How is that legal? >> MY TICKETS? UH, WHY aren't you giving me the tickets? >> Oh, well, you see, we had to arrest the guy that works at the radio station for uh putting a baby whale down his pants. Yeah, he he stole it from an aquarium, and that's uh that's animal cruelty. >>

Oh, well, THANKS FOR THE TICKETS. OH, THIS IS AMAZING. >> You have fun with that. >> I can't BELIEVE I GOT MY TWO TICKETS TO PUNCH IN THE FACE OF DOG. THIS IS SO COOL. >> OH, that must be my friends. >> GUYS, LOOK. I GOT TWO TICKETS TO PUNCH IN THE FACE OF DOG. >> JESUS. DO YOU ALWAYS ANSWER THE DOOR LIKE THAT? Just yelling at people? >> Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing here? Oh, well, you see, I I I really I really hate to ask, but uh c can I use your

bathroom? I You see, I just I I've been working all day and I really got to go and I just can't really hold it anymore and I figure I'm already here, you know, and I gave you your tickets And everything. So, >> I mean, I guess you could use the bathroom. >> Thanks, man. That That's great. >> Okay. >> OH MY GOD, A NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE. I HAVE TO SEE IT. I HAVE TO SEE IT. I'M the biggest Harry Potter fan in the entire world. No one knows more about Harry Potter than me. I

would kill to see that movie, but the tickets are sold out. >> SONIC, SONIC, SONIC. >> YEAH, TAILS. >> GUESS WHAT? I JUST WON. >> WHAT IS IT? >> TICKETS to the new SOLD OUT HARRY POTTER MOVIE. >> HOW DID YOU GET IT? >> I WON THEM IN A CONTEST. A dancing contest. >> Anyway, SONIC, SINCE YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND, I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO SEE THIS MOVIE. >> REALLY? >> YEP. But the movie starts in 1 hour, SO GO GET READY. >> OKAY, I'LL GO RIGHT NOW. >> HEY. UH, HEY, UH, TAILS, BUDDY.

Best Buddy. Uh, I overheard your conversation with Sonic saying you have tickets to the new Harry Potter movie. >> Yep. I WON THEM IN A CONTEST. A DANCING CONTEST. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. About that. About that. Anyway, can I go? >> Uh, oh, sorry, Jet. I only have two tickets to see this movie, and I already told Sonic I was taking him. >> But But that's gay. I'M THE BIGGEST HARRY POTTER FAN, THOUGH. Like like I know everything about Harry Potter. He's like with this wand and and Son doesn't know that. >> I mean

he he kind of likes Harry Potter. >> Oh yeah. Well if he knows Harry Potter so much then uh what happens 1 hour 2 minutes and 6 seconds in Prisoner of Aszaban. >> Um >> Ronald Weasley says to Malfoy. Shut your mouth Malfoy. Oh yeah he does. So damn hot. Oh yeah. Tell to his face. Tell to his face. I like that. >> Well J I I know you're probably a really BIG HARRY POTTER FAN. >> I am. But I already told Sonic I was taking him and I can't just take it back. So if

you can convince him not to go, then I'll take you. >> Wait, really? >> Yep. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'LL DO THAT RIGHT NOW. JUST WALK. YEAH. OKAY. >> HEY, MAN. I really appreciate you letting me use the bathroom. You know, most people don't let a cop just walk around in their house. Uh so so where is the bathroom? >> Uh well, there's one downstairs and there's one upstairs. >> Oh. Uh I'm going to use the upstairs bathroom. I I I like to I like to feel like I live here. >> Okay. Okay. That has

to BE MY FRIENDS. >> GUYS, I GOT TWO TICKETS TO PUT IN THE FACE THE DOG. >> WHAT? >> NO WAY. JUNIOR, >> DUDE, IT'S SOLD OUT. >> YEAH, JUNIOR. HOW DID YOU GET TICKETS? >> YEAH, >> GUYS, come on inside. I'll tell you all about it cuz we're going. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I'm fast. I'M SUPER FAST. >> WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JAY? I'M IN THE SHOWER. WHAT ARE YOU, GAY? >> I don't know. Maybe. Hey, uh, Tails gave you tickets to the Harry Potter movie, right? >> Yeah. Well, he said that if

you don't want to go that I can go for you. >> WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, J. I'M GOING. >> WELL, I MEAN I MEAN LIKE how bad do you even want to go? >> All right. >> Well, I want to go more than you. Look, I'm a bigger Harry Potter fan than you. Look, answer this question. What does Ronald Weasley say 1 hour, 2 minutes, and 6 seconds into the prison of Asaban? >> He says, "Shut your mouth, Malfoy." >> He does say that. It's so cool. >> I know, right? >> Oh, I wish I

was him. Anyway, but I Mean, come on. I'm like, I want to go for you cuz I mean you don't want to watch the movie. >> I do. I mean, can I please go with you, please? >> No, J, I'm going. Oh, come on. >> So, Junior, how did you get two tickets to Punch in the Face Athon? >> Yeah, dude, it's been sold out for weeks, >> months. >> Well, you see guys, I was sitting here listening to my radio. >> Why? >> Yeah, who listens to the radio anymore, dude? I >> I was

bored. But anyway, I was listening to the radio and they were giving out two tickets to punch in the face Athon to whoever could guess what was inside this guy's pants. And I guessed it right. >> Oh, what was in his pants? >> Yeah, dude. What was in it? >> Uh, it was a baby whale. >> Well, that's illegal. >> OH, BABY WHALE. HOW DID HE FIT in his pants? >> I don't know. >> Must have been some pretty big pants. >> Yeah, some pretty big pants. Some huge pants. But anyway, I WON TWO TICKETS

TO PUNCH IN THE FACE ATHON. SO, WE'RE ALL GOING TO PUNCH IN THE FACE >> ATHON. PUNCH IN THE FACE. WAIT. >> GUYS. GUYS, we can't all go. >> Huh? >> Wait. Are you not allowed to go? >> No, I'm allowed, Junior. It's just that there's only two tickets. >> And >> so, >> well, there's two tickets and there's three of us. >> I don't get what you're talking about. >> Yeah, I I don't get it, Cody. Are you Blind? Like, I I understand you need glasses, but are you blind? Like, what's going on, >>

Junior? No. No. Shut up. There There's two tickets and there's there's three of us. >> Yeah. And we're all three going. WE'RE ALL GOING >> WE'RE NOT ALL three going. Only two of us can go. >> Wait, Joseph, you can't go. >> What? No. No. No. I can't go. I can't. >> Yeah, I can go and you can go. So, all three can go. >> No, no, Junior. There's only two tickets. How How do you not understand? >> You're coming off stupid, Cody. I don't understand. Explain. I'm coming off stupid. Okay, how about this? This

is my ticket, right? >> Yeah, you can have that. You're going >> and that's your ticket right there. >> Yeah, this my This is my ticket right here. >> Okay, so what about Joseph? Where's his ticket? >> Huh? >> Uh, right. Right here. >> Oh, okay. >> Take that ticket. My ticket. >> No, no, but then where's your ticket? >> Uh, Joseph, can I see that? >> Yeah. >> Junior, you can't share tickets. >> I'm not I'm not sharing. We're just This is a ticket. Your ticket. >> No, Junior. We We need three tickets. One

per person. What? >> I don't I don't understand. We We have the tickets. You not >> Junior, we each need a ticket. >> Yeah. Look, you have one and you have one. >> Junior, THIS IS STUPID. OKAY, FINE. HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW ABOUT THIS? You have two apples, right? >> Okay. >> And you want to give those two apples to Three people. >> All right. >> Okay. What do you do? >> Uh uh you you cut them in half. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cut them IN HALF. >> GIVE IT. OKAY. BAD EXAMPLE. THAT WAS A

BAD EXAMPLE. >> WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING ABOUT APPLES. >> YEAH. NOBODY EVEN WANTS an apple. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TICKETS HERE. YOU BRING UP YOU BRING UP APPLES ALL THE TIME. in your fetish or something. >> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT APPLES. >> WELL, WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT APPLES? WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT PUNCHING THE FACE DOCTOR. >> GOD DAMN IT, JUNIOR. I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IF YOU DON'T OH MY GOD. >> WELL, YOU HIT ME AT PUNCH IN the face. We're supposed TO BE

DOING >> FINE. [ __ ] I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. >> TAILS, >> what is it, Jet? >> Sonic says he wants to go to the movies, so I can't go for him. >> Well, then sorry, Jet. There's nothing I can do about it. >> Well, come on, Tails. Let me go for you. >> No, I want to go to the movies, too. I mean, you don't really want to see that movie. >> Yes, I do. I love Harry Potter. >> Well, I love it even more. I mean, come On. There's got to be something I

could trade you for your ticket. How about I trade you my sneaks? Huh? You like my sneaks? >> Uh, no, thank you. >> Well, come on. There's got to be something I could trade you. I'll trade you anything. Anything? >> Anything? >> Yes, anything. What do you want? >> Your glasses. >> My glasses. >> Yeah, I want your glasses, Jet. >> No, no. I mean, you tried taking them before. You don't want those? >> Yes, I do. And you can go watch the Harry Potter movie. >> YES. YES. I GOT A TICKET TO THE HARRY

POTTER MOVIE. >> I LOVE THESE GLASSES. THEY'RE EVEN BETTER A SECOND TIME. [Laughter] [Laughter] Just just JUST >> just just give me my glasses back. >> All right, Junior. 3 - 2 equals >> one. >> One. Good. Good. He's not totally stupid. Okay, try again. 3 - 2 EQUALS >> ONE. >> ONE. GOOD. GOOD. You're doing good, Junior. Now, now, now. Three sticks minus two sticks EQUALS >> ONE STICK. >> ONE STICK. YES. GOOD. GOOD. GREAT. OKAY. OKAY. NOW, you see these three people Here, right? >> Yeah. They're happy, >> right? There's three happy people.

Good. There's two tickets. Do you see that? >> Yeah. Two tickets. >> Two tickets. He does not have a ticket. So, he is sad. >> Oh. Oh, no. He's sad. >> He's sad because he didn't get punched in the face like these two would punch in the faceon. >> Yeah. Because he didn't have a ticket. >> Because he DIDN'T HAVE A TICKET. YES. THAT THAT GOOD. NOW, do you see why we can't all go to Punch in the Face Athon? >> I mean, I see why they can't go, but we all can go cuz we

can wear a lot of >> God DAMN IT, JUNIOR. THEY'RE DRY. >> ALL RIGHT, back back to the board. Back to the board. Back to the board. Okay, so you see these two circles have tickets. This black circle does not have a ticket. So, >> cuz he's black. >> No, Junior. >> He can't afford it. >> No, Junior. That's racist. Fine. We'll try words. We'll try words. Three people, right? Uh, and there's two tickets. And there's one person with no ticket who >> who can't go because they don't have A TICKET. >> YES. YES, JUNIOR.

GREAT. GREAT. OKAY. OKAY. Let's try Let's try the pie chart. Try the pie chart. Right. Okay. I really Want to go to that movie, but Sonic wants to go to it, too. And Tails said I could only go if Sonic decided not to go. Or if Sonic got hurt and he couldn't go, then I would have to go for him. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to hurt Sonic so I can go. Yeah. All right. The trap is all set up. So when Sonic runs by and hits this wire, the bowling ball will drop and land on

His head. All right. Okay. So now he's got to call Sonic's name. So he gets into my trap and he gets knocked out and then Tails will take me to the movies. Okay. Sonic. Sonic, come into the kitchen. I need you. >> Oh man, I can't wait to go see this movie. Sonic. >> Is that Jeff calling for Sonic? >> Doesn't he know Sonic's in the shower? Let me go see what he wants. >> Sonic. Sonic. Why isn't he coming? >> J. >> WHAT? >> J, IS THAT YOU? >> SO, this is people who don't

have >> Wait, wait, Cody, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I I understand you want to make pie charts and you want to do math cuz you're a nerd, but we should really be getting ready for punch IN THE FACE. >> NO, JUNIOR. TWO OF US SHOULD BE GETTING READY. ONE OF US CAN'T GO. >> CODY, are you trying to say you don't want to go? Cuz if you don't want to go, just tell me. >> Junior, I really, really want to go. >> Okay, then shut up and let's get ready. Come on, let's go. >> All

right, Junior, pass out the tickets. >> All right, I'll pass out the tickets. Uh, all right, Cody, here's your ticket. >> Thank you, Junior. >> And Joseph, here's your ticket. >> Oh, thanks, dude. >> All right, so wait. >> Yeah. >> Wait, >> what? >> I don't have a ticket. >> Yes. Yes. He finally sees that IT'S A MIRACLE. THERE IS A GOD. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET, DUDE. >> YOU KNOW, AFTER I GAVE Cody's ticket, then I gave you your ticket. I realized That I only have two tickets and ONE OF US CAN'T

GO. >> YEAH. YEAH. HOW ABOUT THAT, JUNIOR? THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY. >> WAIT, WAIT. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO THEN, DUDE? I DON'T KNOW. If Cody wasn't distracting us with the stupid math, we would have realized this early and we could HAVE FIXED IT. >> JUNIOR, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A THIRD TICKET. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LOOK, LOOK, WE WE CAN FIX THIS. Uh why don't we just buy another ticket? Huh? >> DUDE, IT'S BEEN SOLD OUT FOR WEEKS, >> MONTHS, EVEN. >> OKAY, well

then why don't we uh sneak one of you guys in? >> Junior, it's punch in the face. The security is going to be insane. >> Yeah, Cody has a point, dude. It's going to be crazy. >> Well, guys, I really want to take the both of you, but I can only take one of You. Who do I take? >> OH, DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME, RIGHT? I'm your best friend, remember? >> No, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. NO, NO, NO, NO. HE'S KNOWN ME. HE'S KNOWN me way longer than you, Cody. >> Well, all the

time he's known ME, HE'S BEEN BETTER. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. I COME OVER HERE LIKE ALL THE TIME, DUDE. HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU. >> WELL, when you're not around, he calls Me on the phone and he moans into it and stuff. And then one time we touched wieners, BUT IT WASN'T GAY. >> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, STOP, STOP, STOP. WE CAN FIX THIS EASILY. Why don't we like flip a coin or rock paper scissors? >> Oh, I know what to do. >> What? >> How about you get the tape measure and we whip

it out? And whoever's pen is the shortest, that's who gets to go. And I'll have you know, Joseph, my penis is my stomach. Guys, guys, we're not we're not going to do that. Look, how about uh whoever can do the coolest thing for me in the next uh 5 minutes, I'll take them. OKAY. >> OKAY, YOU'RE ON. WE'RE GOING TO I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU, CODY. >> OH, MAN. I really hope we don't hate each other after this. >> Damn, he got wrecked, SON. YOU GOT WRECKED, SON. I I MEAN I MEAN, SORRY, TAILS. I

didn't mean to knock you out. I meant to knock Sonic out cuz I really wanted you to take me to the movies. But I mean, Tails. Tails. Oh, I think he might be dead. Oh no, buddy got the tickets. I gota do something with his body. Get in there. Okay, that's not noticeable. I GOT TICKETS TO THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE. YES. YES. YES. >> TAILS. TAILS. >> Oh no. Sonic. Tails. Tails, where are you? We're going to be late for the movie. Tails. Tails, where are you? >> Oh no. I forgot about Sonic. He is

supposed to go to the movies with Tails. And if he doesn't find Tails, he's going to know something's up. Oh man, I can't really breathe in this thing. I need to cut a mouth hole and some eye holes I can't see either. >> Tails, there you are. >> Uh, hey buddy. Hey, what's up? >> I'm over here. >> Hey buddy, how's it going? You ready to see this movie? >> Tails, are you okay? You don't look too good. Well, >> I'm I'm fine. I'm just thinking about my airplane. Tails, why is this cow so lumpy?

>> Oh, that's that's where I keep the parts to my airplane. Look, guys, I don't know that much about Tails. I just know he has an airplane. Are you you ready to see this movie? >> Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go. >> Okay, let's go. Movie. Yeah. Movie time. Movie. Tails, we got to go. >> Oh, yeah. >> Here you go, Junior. Baked you a chocolate fudge cake packed full of fudge. Packed it myself. >> But Cody, you made me a cake. Yeah, cuz I know you like cake, Junior. Cuz we're best buds. >> What? Butt

buddies forever. Junior and Cody. >> Yeah, that's us. We're butt buddies. >> What's a butt buddy? >> Means I got your butt, you got mine. I eat yours, you eat mine, and we go to Punchathon together. >> Well, thanks for the cake, Cody. It looks really awesome. >> Oh, Junior, look what I got you. What is that? Oh, it's a sign baseball autographed by Harriet Tubman. >> No, it's not, Joseph. >> Well, what is it then, Cody? >> It's a normal baseball that you wrote Harriet Tubman ON IN SHARPIE. >> NO, IT'S LEGIT, CODY. YOU

WOULDN'T KNOW. >> OH, YEAH. WHAT TEAM did she play for? The Underground Railroads? >> No, she played for the Yankees. >> The Yankees weren't even around WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE. >> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? >> OH, AND BESIDES, I'M PRETTY SURE SHE DIDN'T misspell her first name. >> What? Wait, HOW IS IT MISSPELLED? CODY >> HARRIET HAS two Rs, [ __ ] >> WA! SHE WAS A SLAVE. SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FREAKING KNOWLEDGE. LOOK, SHE WAS BUSY BUILDING UNDERGROUND RAILROAD. >> WELL, THAT CAKE IS WAY COOLER THAN YOUR STUPID BASEBALL. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? >>

OH, REALLY, JOSEPH? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> OH, YEAH. REALLY? HE'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE NEXT TIME. LOOK, I DON'T CARE. STUPID ANYWAY. WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT? GOD, WHERE IS THAT CAKE? IT WAS JUST RIGHT HERE 5 MINUTES AGO. OH, NO. IT just disappeared, Mommy. >> Chef Peepee. >> Oh, what do you want, JUNIOR? WAIT, WAIT. DID YOU TAKE MY CAKE? I KNOW YOU TOOK MY CAKE. I HATE YOU, JUNIOR. >> WELL, I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR STUPID CAKE, Chef Peepee. It was Cody. I I need your opinion, Chef Peepee. >> What?

Junior. >> Um, okay. So, I won these two tickets to Punch in the Face Athon, and both my friends really want to go, but I only have two tickets. So, who do I take? >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. PUNCH IN THE FACEON? NO, IT CAN'T BE. WAIT, WAIT. THOSE TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT. HOW DID YOU GET THOSE TICKETS, JUNIOR? >> I WON THEM on a radio thing. I It was a contest. I had to guess what was inside a guy's pants. >> OKAY. WELL, JUNIOR, I HAVE TO go with you. I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO the punch in the face of >> All right, Jeffy. Here's your dinner. Is this a bowl full of boogers, Daddy? >> No, Jeffy. It's not boogers. It's peas. >> Peas? You want me to eat pee? >> No, Jeffy. It's not pee. It's peas. >> Oh, so you peed in the bowl multiple times? No. >> Hey, this is coming out of your pee pee. You might want to go get THAT CHECKED OUT. >> I DIDN'T PEE IN A BOWL. WHY WOULD I

PEE IN A BOWL AND TRY TO FEED YOU, JEFFY? IT'S CALLED PEAS. THEY'RE YOUR PEAS. Eat them. >> My pee? You want me to eat my pee? >> Jeffy, THEY'RE CALLED PEAS. >> JEFFY, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT'S STILL PISS. >> IT'S NOT PISS, JEFFY. THEY'RE VEGETABLES. THEY ARE VEGETABLES. THESE PEAS ARE VEGETABLES. >> OH, SHOW MY PEE pe vegetable. No, Jeffy. Your pee pee is not a vegetable. The balls are. OH, SO MY BALLS are vegetables. So I can tell girls to eat their vegetables and I'll suck on THESE NUTS. NO, JUST

LOOK. THEY'RE BOOGERS. I KNEW IT BECAUSE PISS IS YELLOW AND MY BALLS AREN'T VEGETABLES. THERE ARE STRAWBERRIES. JEFFY, just eat your bowl of boogers. I already had a bowl of boogers this morning, Daddy. Okay, bye. Jeffy, what do you want to eat for dinner then? What do you want to Eat? >> Chuck-E-Cheese. Chuck-E-Cheese. Oh, fine. Let's go to Chuck-E-Cheese. Get ready. You ready? I just got to put some uh some shoes on my piggy legs, daddy. All right, then. Go find your shoes and let's go to Chuck-E-Cheese. WHERE ARE MY SHOES? POOPY BUTT, WHY ARE

YOU EATING MY SHOES? BAD BAD. DADDY, >> WHAT'S WRONG, JEFFY? >> POOPY BUTT'S EATING MY SHOES. POOPY BUTT. BAD B. WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. YOU DON'T EAT SHOES. YOU rub your nose in it. You know what? It's It's time for you to get neutered, poopy butt. >> Neutered? I want to be neutered. What's neutered? >> It's when you get your balls cut off, Jeffy. >> Oh. You got it, daddy. How about you do it yourself? How about that? Well, >> Jeffy, we have to punish Poopy. But look, he destroys everything. He chews on stuff. And

And look, we broke his Teeth out to stop him from breaking stuff by chewing on stuff. And he still does it. So, we got to PUNISH HIM SOMEHOW. >> WELL, DADDY, NOW I DON'T HAVE SHOES TO GO TO SCHOOL. WELL, I guess that means I don't have to go to school. >> Well, you know what, Jeffy? You have to go to school cuz we're going to buy you new shoes. >> But then, I don't want new shoes. I WANT THESE SHOES. >> WELL, you know, if you want your old shoes, Jeffy, looks like you have

to stick your foot down his throat to get the rest of the shoes out because you've been eating it all DAMN DAY. HEY, WHAT'S UP AMERICAS? MY NAME IS TYRONE NUTKISS AND I GOT SOME NEW HARD ASS SHOES I WANT TO SHOW Y'ALL. Check this out. They call the Bumblebees. Yeah, it's a lot of buzz going on in the streets. And look ON THE INSIDE. THERE'S AN actual stinger on the inside. EVERY TIME YOU WALK, IT STINGS YOUR ASS ON THE FOOT. MAKE SURE Y'ALL go and get A PAIR RIGHT NOW BEFORE THEY SELL OUT.

WOOHOO! THE [ __ ] IS HARD. DAMN, I WANT THOSE BUMBLEBEE SHOES. JEFFY, I'm not going to buy you shoes that literally sting you every time YOU WALK. BUT DADDY, I'LL BE THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL. >> JEFFY, I don't think you understand. Every time you walk, it stings you like a bumblebee. >> But they look so cool. Daddy, >> do you really want those shoes, Jeffy? >> Yeah. >> Okay, fine. I'm going to get you those shoes, but you better not cry and complain when they sting you every time you walk. >> Okay, Daddy.

>> Hey. Yo, Tails, those are SOME DUMB SNEAKERS. >> I KNOW, RIGHT? >> WHERE'D YOU GET THEM AT? >> THEY ARE SPECIAL EDITION. I GOT THE LAST PAIR. >> REALLY? THE LAST PAIR. >> THE LAST ONES ON PLANET EARTH. >> THAT'S SO DUMB. >> Hey guys, what's all the commotion about? >> YO, YO, J. LOOK AT TAIL'S NEW SNEAKERS. >> WHAT? New sneaker? Damn, that [ __ ] is hard. I mean I mean they all right. All right. No, they're more than all right. THEY'RE DOPE. LOOK AT THEM. I mean I mean They're okay. I

mean I like mine more, you know. See, look at mine. >> Hey J, I GOT ONE QUESTION for you. >> WHAT'S THE QUESTION? >> WHAT? >> YEAH. WHAT? I KNOW. >> I MEAN, THEY'RE MY SNEAKERS, but they're better than your stupid dumb brand new sneakers. I mean, they're mine. >> Just get you AND YOUR LAME SNEAKS OUT OF HERE. >> YEAH, GET THOSE LEAK SHOES OUT OF HERE. >> SCREW YOU GUYS. >> THOSE SNEAKERS ARE DUMB ANYWAY. >> DAMN IT, DADDY. YOU [ __ ] >> ALL RIGHT, JEFFY, DO YOU LIKE your new shoes? >>

Yeah, Daddy. >> Do they hurt? A >> little bit. >> Let's test out Let's test out the Bumblebee thing. >> Please don't. >> All right, let's test them out. [ __ ] YOU'RE A [ __ ] HOW DO YOU SLEEP? >> SO, so they hurt, Jeffy. >> OH, YEAH, DADDY. HELL YEAH. >> BUT, BUT do you like them? >> Yeah, daddy. They're really great. Thanks, Daddy. >> You're welcome. So, uh, you know, go to sleep so that you can wake up in the morning to go show people your your new shoes at school. >> Okay,

Daddy. I [ __ ] >> Okay, so Jeffy's in bed. He has a new Pair of shoes, and tomorrow he's going to be the coolest kid in school. >> Mario, please. I don't have any money, Black Yoshi. >> Mar, you grieve for that. You always be a sumopotamus that I'mma be ask you for some money. >> Well, I'm sorry, Black Yoshi. I'm sorry that I shouldn't be a sumopotamus that you're going to ask me for money all the time because you always ask me for money all the time. >> But Mario, I promise you this

time it ain't about some money. Okay, so if it's not about money, then what's it about, Black Yoshi? I need some money, folks. See, Black Yoshi, look, it is about money. NO, MARIO. I SAID THAT YOU BE assumous that I'm going to ask you for some money. >> And then you promised me that it wasn't going to be about money and then it was about money. >> Mario, stop bringing up the past. That's What you white folks always be doing. >> Black. Okay. Well, look. What do you want money for anyway, >> Mario? There's these

new shoes called the Booless Bees, and they sting you every time you walk. >> What? The bumblebees? I just bought those for Jeffy. >> See, THERE YOU GO BEING GREEN AGAIN, FOLKS. SEE YOU BUYING for some little white kid, but you won't buy it for your best friend. Like I said, you're not my Best friend. >> That hurt me deep. You nailed it. You nailed it. >> Blackishy, I'm not going to buy you those STUPID SHOES. >> BUT MARIO, WHIP, I ALWAYS be pays you back. >> You've never paid me black. Black is >> name

one time I ain't pays you back. >> Every time you've ever borrowed money, you've never paid me back. >> See, there you go. You can't even name a Time. >> Well, because it's been all the times. Mario, I you can't name a time, so I always BE PAY YOU BACK. I'll pay you back with friendships. I don't want the stupid friendship. Black, look. Fine. Look, I don't have any money. And look, Jeffy already has the shoes. So, if you want to go look at the shoes, you can go look at them on Jeffy's feet. But

look, I don't I can't help you get the shoes, Black Yoshi. >> Well, it looks like I'm going to go pay some Jeffy some business, and I'm going to take a look at them. Okay, fine. Oh, man. Screw those guys saying, "What are those? What do you mean, what are those? They're snakes. That's what they are. Man, Tails's new sneaks are so hard, though. They dope. I would do anything to have sneaks as dope as those. Wait, why don't I just go to the store and buy a newer, cooler pair of sneaks And show him

his face, and he'll be jealous of of of my new ones. Okay. Yeah, I'll go to the store right now. Oo, about to steal them shoes. Ow. [Music] HOLY LOLLIPOP TIPS. HOLY [ __ ] GOD DAMN, THESE THINGS HURT. WHAT? These things hurt so bad. Hey, y'all. Damn. Those are the MOST STUPID SHOES EVER INVENTED. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. >> I KNOW. >> I know. >> Hey guys, notice anything? Huh? >> SOMETHING FUNNY. >> WHAT'S FUNNY? >> NOW, J, I HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK THIS TIME. WHAT ARE THOSE? >> YEAH, WHAT ARE THOSE? THESE

ARE JUST THE MOST dopest uh limited edition sneakers ever. >> LIMITED EDITION FROM WALMART. >> YEAH. WOULD YOU STEAL THEM FROM A HOMELESS MAN? >> NOT EVEN A HOMELESS MAN. WHAT? DON'T YOU? >> NO. NO. They're so limited edition that no one else on earth has them. >> YEAH, CUZ THEY THREW THEM ALL AWAY. >> NO. NO. MY sneaks are better than your sneaks. >> HOW ARE THEY BETTER THAN MY SNEAKS? THEY'RE SO GROSS. >> YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU FIVE? NO. NO. THEY'RE just easier to put on. See, I bet you Spend about half your

day tying your shoes when all I have to do is slip them on and then, you know, velcro them. I also like the sound. It goes like, >> "Are you wearing two pairs of shoes?" >> I think he is. >> Well, no. I just I couldn't GET THEM OFF. AND SCREW YOU GUYS. >> MAN, I'm not going to be able to get those shoes off of him tonight cuz I'm going to have to do it tomorrow. Hey, Jeffy, it's time to go to school. Ow! Jeffy, it's time to go to school. PENCIL SHARP MY PEE.

DADDY, THAT HURT. WELL, JEFFY, IT'S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. >> OKAY, DADDY. >> WELL, how'd you sleep? >> Not great, Daddy. SHOES HURT LIKE HELL. >> WELL, they sting you every time you move. So, Jeffy, go to school. Come on. Why do they HAVE TO HURT SO BAD? >> WA! JEFFY, ARE THOSE THE NEW BUMBLEBEE SHOES? >> THEY SURE ARE. OW! >> WHERE'D YOU GET THEM AT? >> MY DADDY. OW! BOUGHT THEM FOR ME. OW! CODY, YOU SEE JEFFY'S NEW SHOES? >> WHOA. Are those the new bumblebees? They go hard. Just like me in

the men's locker room. >> WAIT, WAIT, DUDE. HE HAS THE NEW BUMBLEBEES. >> YEAH. >> OH, DUDE. WAIT. I THOUGHT THEY WERE SLOW DOWN. >> THEY ARE. They sting every time you walk. Just Just like me. Whenever I pee, it stings. >> Oh, dude. They're epic. >> THOSE [ __ ] ARE SO COOL. >> ALL RIGHT, CRASH. TODAY, WE'RE going to be learning about shapes. SO, THE FIRST SHAPE WE'RE GOING TO START WITH IS THE PENTAGON. MOST PROTECTED BUILDING IN ALL OF UNITED STATES. CAMERAS AROUND THE ENTIRE DECK AND IGNO catch plane crashing INTO BUILDING

I CALL [ __ ] INSIDE JOB. ANYWAY CRASH today we have a new student his name is ROCK ROSHI. SO STAND UP RACK ROSHI and introduce yourself to the class Mr. Choo Choo Train. Well my name Black Yoshi and I'm here because I dropped out of the fourth grade cuz Miss Limb kiss said I ain't read so good and I ain't know my shabies. So, I'm here to learn my shabies and get my GED. All right, Rap Yoshi. Well, let's make sure you learn your shabies. SO, YOU CAN GO FIRST. SO, WHAT IS THIS SHAPE?

CERSLE. All right. And what is this shape? Triangle. Okay. And what is this shape? Squari. Okay. All right. What about this shape down here? Hexagu. All right. Very good. And this shape. Okay. This shape down here boost. Okay. And this shape right here. Rectangle. Okay. Down here. What is this shape? Trapezoid. Okay. And you better know what this Shape is. Pentag. All right. FINAL SHAPE. WHAT IT IS, BLACK YOSHI. OCTOPUS. OKAY, Black Yoshi. YOU DID OKAY. YOU ARE A LITTLE OFF on the name of the Shoppies. So, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE CARS. SO, we

start off with brown. Brown. Nor. Man, I need to find a way to get them shoes. How am I going to do it? Oh, I know. Oh, man. SCREW THOSE GUYS. THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MY NEW sneaks and they're really cool. I mean, they are Velcro. I guess They are for 5-year-olds. I'll take them off. Oh, I like that sound. Yeah, I like that. You know what? I'm going to keep them on. I really want those dope sneaks that Tails has, but they're one of a kind. They're limited edition. Wait a minute. I could steal

them. Yeah, I could steal them. But how? I KNOW. GOD, please make me soon stop hurting. Yo, Jeffy, my boy, I see you be got Goddamn new boobless bees. Yeah, sure. Oh, man. Well, Booty Bill behind you, man, he be talking a lot of smack. He said that you wouldn't be able to kick his butt if you weren't wearing them shoes. So, he thinks just because you got them shoes on, that's what makes you good AT FIGHTING. OH, DID HE? YEAH, MAN. SO, so what I think you need to do, you need to take them

shoes off and go teach Bully Bills a lesson. Okay. HEY, MAN. YOU LIKE TALKING [ __ ] >> WHAT? >> YEAH. YOU'RE ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS. >> NO. NO. I'm learning about colors RIGHT NOW. >> WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEARN ABOUT THE COLOR RED WHEN YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT YOUR EYE SOCKETS, [ __ ] BUT YOU HOLD MY SHOES. OW. OW. TOUCH THESE HANDS, [ __ ] SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW. SORRY, TEACHER. HE JUST LIKES TO TALK [ __ ] >> I DO. WHERE MY BUMBLEBEE SHOES GO, MAN. >> TEACHER, CAN I COUNT HER IN FRONT

OF YOUR CLASS? >> YEAH. HURRY UP. GREAT. He'll kill those things OUT OF THIS WORLD. >> I KNOW. THEY'RE LIKE ALIENS. >> SPEAKING OF ALIENS, I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM. >> THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BUT OKAY. >> YEAH. I LOVE THESE SHOES. >> I can't breathe in this thing. >> Hey, Tails. >> Oh, hey, Sonic. I thought YOU HAD TO GO USE THE RESTROOM. >> Use the restroom? Yeah, I I did. I already did. I'm really fast. I think I have a bladder infection. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, but anyway, uh there's something I

really got to tell you. >> What is it, Sonic? >> Um well, it's it's about your your sneaks. >> OH, ABOUT HOW DOPE THEY ARE? >> OH, YEAH. They're they're dope, but they could be doper. >> How? Well, I got this guy friend that uh he he he works on sneaks and he makes them look really cool by uh spray painting them with glow-in-the-dark spray. >> Glow in the dark? >> Yeah, you can make them Glow-in-the-dark. So, if you could just hand them over, I I I'll go take them to the guy and >> Well,

HOW ABOUT WE GO MEET HIM? >> WELL, you can't meet him. It's only me that can meet him. So, you have to give the shoes to me and then I'll take them to the guy. >> But, you know, these are special editions. The last pair. >> I know that. So, that's I'm going to take really care of them. Really good Care of them if you just go take them to the guy. Just hand them over. >> Uh uh I don't know. >> Well, you don't trust your best friend with your sneakers? >> Of course I

do, Sonic. >> Yeah, we're best friends. I'm not going to steal him or anything. I just I just want to, you know, take them to the guy. >> All right. >> Hey, Clash. I just got one question for you. WHO THE [ __ ] DID SOME [ __ ] IN THIS CLASSROOM SOLD MY BUMBLEBEE SHOES? SO, I'M GIVING YOU 5 SECONDS. FOUR SECONDS TO BRING ME MY SHOES OR ELSE I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS FOOT AND SHOVE IT IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR ASSES. SO, WHO THE [ __ ] HEY, DADDY. HEY, JEFFY.

How was school? >> Shitty. >> Why'd you have a bad day, Jeffy? >> Because some [ __ ] stole my shoes. >> What? Jeffy, someone stole your shoes, right? How did they steal your shoes? They were on your feet. >> I took them off. Daddy, >> why would you take your shoes off at school, Jeffy? >> Cuz I HAD TO BEAT ASS. JEFFY, why would you take your shoes off to beat someone's ass? >> Because the kid challenged me that I couldn't beat his ass while wearing my shoes. Jeffy, then clearly that kid stole them.

If he told you to take your shoes off, >> he didn't steal them, Daddy, because he doesn't have feet. >> Jeffy, just because he doesn't have feet doesn't mean he can't sell them to someone else. >> Well, he didn't do that either, Daddy, because I was too busy beating that ass. >> Jeffy, look, those shoes are really, really expensive and they're really valuable. And look, I can't believe you got them stolen, Jeffy. You know, I'm going to call the cops and file a Missing shoe report because that's just ridiculous that someone stole from me. You

know, I'm going to call the cops, Jeffy. >> All right, Daddy. >> All right, Sonic. Take very good care of those shoes. They're limited edition. >> Oh, I will. Don't worry. I'll I'll take good care of them, idiot. >> I love them. >> OH YEAH. THE [ __ ] HARD THOUGH. HEY. HEY. OH. HEY. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm so glad I got these now. Oh, don't want to get them dirty. All right. Going to go rub it in their face now. Hey. >> Hey there. Got a call about something being stolen. >> Uh yes,

officer. Today my son's shoes got stolen by some kid at school. >> Yeah, that that sounds more like a teacher problem. Why didn't you just tell your teacher? >> Cuz your teacher didn't give two [ __ ] >> Well, then why should I? >> Because they're really nice shoes and they're valuable. >> They're shoes. >> Well, they were the bumblebees or they're black and gold. >> No, they were the bumblebees. >> Yes. >> You didn't tell me they were the bumblebees? Damn, I wish I would have stolen those. Them [ __ ] hot. >> Wait,

so you know about the bumblebees? >> Yeah, I know about the bumblebees. I wish I had some. But I don't I don't actually have any feet. But but if I did, I'd be wearing them. I I'd be getting stung every 5 seconds. >> Well, see, those shoes are really nice and I I bought them for my son yesterday and now he said some kid stole them. So, can you help us find them? >> Yeah. Yeah, I can definitely get right on that. Uh, I don't know what to do, Though. I I guess I could try

to interview the teacher, see if he saw anything. Uh, do you know how to get a hold of the teacher? >> Uh, I I think so. Uh, egg rolls. Okay. Uh, let me go answer the door. >> Uh, hello. >> You say egg roll? >> Uh, yeah. Why are you so close? >> Cuz I can't see you. >> Oh, well. Uh, we we really need your help. Oh, you need me to cook, cat? Uh, >> no. Something else. Come inside. >> Okay. >> Sorry. GIVE ME MY SNEAKERS BACK. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

ABOUT. I DON'T HAVE YOUR SNEAKS. >> YES, YOU DO. BECAUSE I GAVE THEM TO YOU BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THEM DO IN THIS DARK AND NOW THEY'RE MISSING. >> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. I NEVER RECEIVED THE SNEAK. >> YES, YOU DID. >> NO, I DIDN'T. >> HEY, GUYS. GUYS, what's going on? What's all the commotion? >> OH, HEY J. SOME JUST STOLE MY SNEAKERS AND HE'S LYING. HE'S SAYING THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE THEM, BUT HE DOES. >> I DON'T HAVE THE SNEAKERS. >> YES, YOU DO. >> NO, I DON'T. >> GUYS,

CALM DOWN, GUYS. GUYS, how about you check out my sneaks? Huh? >> Wait, Tim, I THINK THOSE ARE YOUR SNEAKS. >> WAIT, are those my sneakers? >> Well, no. Calm down, guys. No, I just bought my own pair. >> But no, that doesn't MAKE ANY SENSE BECAUSE I HAD THE ONLY PAIR ON EARTH. >> WELL, YOU SEE, I TOOK A picture of yours and I sent them to a Chinese sweat shop and um some like little Chinese kid made it for 2 cents an hour in a sweat shop. And I can feel the child labor

and the tears. >> Oh, wo. That makes sense cuz they do look a LITTLE OFF. THAT'S ON HIS FACE BECAUSE HE'S A THIEF and a liar. >> HEY, TAKE THAT BACK. NO, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T EVEN ALIVE AND I HATE YOU. >> YOU'RE DELUSIONAL. I HATE YOU. >> I CAN'T STAND YOU, SONIC. >> I NEVER LIKED YOU. >> NO, I DIDN'T LIKE YOU. >> YEAH. HOW DO YOU >> All right, officer. Here's Jeffy's teacher, Jackie Chu. >> Oh. Uh, well, my Chinese is a little rusty, but I used to be a translator for the Hong Kong

Police Department, so I'm going to try to talk to him. Uh, excuse me, sir. I would like some Mushu pork with some wonton soup and a fortune cookie, please. Okay, that'd be $974. >> Well, that's not a very good deal at all. How much is the buffet? >> $1250. >> Well, [ __ ] I might as well just get the buffet then. >> He can speak English. >> Oh. Oh, yeah, he can. Uh, during class today, did you happen to see some black and yellow shoes go missing? >> No, I DON'T SEE [ __ ]

MY EYES ARE SO STRAIGHT. I MUST >> OH. UM, WELL, did you hear anything? >> Oh, all I heard was a lot of fighting. >> Oh, well, did did anything unusual happen today? >> Oh, we did get a new student. His name is uh uh Brack Roshi. >> Oh, Brack Roshi. I I don't know anybody named Brack Roshi. Do you? >> Uh no, I don't know anyone named Brack Roshi. >> Uh well, thank you anyway, sir. >> Oh, no problem. >> I don't know if I can help you there, Mario. >> Yeah, I don't know

anyone named Brack Roshi. >> They're still arguing. I made two people hate each other over these sneaks. >> But these [ __ ] HARD, THOUGH. YEAH, THEY HARD. But I mean, I can't ruin a friendship over shoes, no matter how hard they are. I should probably give them back and fix all this, but I don't want them to know that I did it. >> Where's that Sonic suit at? >> HEY, MARIO. OW. CHECK OUT MY NEW KICKS FORWARD. >> ARE YOU [ __ ] SERIOUS? >> Black Yoshi, where'd you get those Shoes? >> I won

them in a compilations. >> Black Yoshi. Jeffy had the exact same shoes. They got stolen today. >> What? Jeffrey's shoes got me took. >> Uh, yeah. the exact shoes that you have on your feet right now. >> Oh man, folk, I ain't know nothing about all that. >> Black Yogi, just admit you stole Jeffy shoes cuz these are Jeffy's exact same shoes. >> Mario, you know I ain't be all be all that toxit. >> What? >> You know I ain't be all that be to it. >> Oh yeah, it's much clearer. >> Blackie, where were

you at today? Cuz Jeffy was at school when he got his shoes stolen. >> I was at school? >> Oh, what a coincidence. Cuz that's exactly where the shoes got stolen. >> Black Yoshi, what were you doing at School? You don't go to school. >> I WAS LEARNING MY SHOPPIES AND TRYING TO GET MY GED. Black Yoshi, you stole the shoes cuz look, Jeffy was at school when these shoes got stolen and now you have these shoes. So, you stole them? >> No, I didn't, folks. I bought these with my own monies. >> Okay. Do

you have a receipt for the shoes? >> No, cuz I dropped it in a puddle and it got soggy like bread. >> Soggy like bread? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, what store did you buy them at? Cuz I can just go there and ask. >> Man, it got shut down. >> Really? Why? >> Because a meteor hit it. >> A meteor? I I feel like I probably would have heard about that on the news. >> No, man. Cuz government trying to cover us is up. >> Wow. All that for a pair of shoes. >> LEGO.

YOU CUT THE [ __ ] LOOK, YOU STOLE THESE SHOES FROM JEFFY. SO, JUST ADMIT IT, MARIO. YOU KNOW I AIN'T TOOTSIE. >> OKAY, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A lie detector test then? >> YES, PLEASE. ME. OKAY, BABE. TAKE THESE STUPID SHOES. I AIN'T EVEN WANT some no more. >> Yeah, cuz you know you're not going to pass a lie detector test. So, you did steal these shoes from Jeffy. So, black. Look, you need to learn your lesson. Okay, look. You don't steal stuff. Okay. >> Okay. >> Hey, you don't ever steal stuff ever again.

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have to say every letter twice like you did, or can we just do it the right way? >> YOU HAVE TO SAY EVERY LETTER TWICE JUST LIKE IT IS UP THERE. THEY WOULDN'T PUT IT UP THERE IF IT wasn't right. So, memorize your alphabet. And I'll see you tomorrow, class. >> Okay. The wrong way. Got it. >> Oh, man. Guys, I don't want to talk in front of the class. I'm scared. >> Why? >> Cuz I'm afraid I'm going to pee my pants. >> Well, don't. I can't help it. EVERY TIME I TALK IN FRONT

OF SOMEBODY, I GET SCARED AND PEE MY PANTS. I'll just do what I do when I talk to people. Imagine me in my underwear. Rockhard eight pack, big pecs, huge dong. I'm talking huge dong crammed into a tiny little speedo. So hot. Damn, Cody. >> Well, Jeffy, you say you pee your pants Every time you talk to someone, but you're talking to us? >> Oh, man. I just pissed my pants. >> Yeah, my pants are wet, too. [Music] >> Hey, Sonic, you want to go play some basketball? >> No. >> What's wrong with you? >>

My grandpa just died. That's sad. But I didn't know her. >> I really miss her. That's the only thing I can remember her is this face. But she gave it to me before she died. >> Oh, I I I can't stay here. I'm going for a run. Oh, man. I don't have anyone to play basketball with. You know, now that I think about it, I don't even have a basketball hoop. I really wish I had a basketball hoop. Wait, what? [Music] Hey, Daddy. Hey, Jeffy. How was school? It was awful. I peed my pants again.

You peed your pants again? Yeah, I was just talking to my friends and I got scared and I just start peeing my pants. Jeffy, you need to stop peeing your pants. I know, Dave, but I can't help it. Every time I start talking to someone, I get scared and then I pee my pants. I'M PEEING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW TALKING TO YOU, JEFFY. Peeing your pants at this age is not normal. You're too old for that. >> I know, Daddy. And it's going to be even worse tomorrow cuz tomorrow I got to get up in

front of the entire class at school and SAY MY ABCS. MY PANTS are going to be all full of piss. Well, Jeffy, why do you keep peeing your pants when you talk to people? Are you scared of people? Like, what do you do? Do you like do you not like people looking at you? >> No. Daddy, I just get so scared when people start looking at me. I wish I was Invisible. >> You wish you were invisible? >> Yeah. >> Well, um I got something that would help you, Jeffy. I got something that'll help you.

>> Oh, you do? >> Yeah. I got you these uh invisible glasses. >> Invisible glasses? >> Uh uh-huh. But I can see them. >> Well, the glasses are invisible, Jeffy. But when you put these glasses on, you'll turn invisible. >> Really, Daddy? >> Yep. Yep. And they have magic invisible powder in them. And when you put them on, you turn invisible and nobody will be able TO SEE YOU. >> CAN I TRY THEM ON, DADDY? >> YEAH, YOU can try them on. But remember, when you put them on, you'll be invisible. I won't be able

to see. WHERE DID JEFFY GO? WHERE WHERE'S JEFFY? >> I'M RIGHT HERE, DAD. JEFFY, WHERE ARE YOU? >> DADDY, I'M RIGHT HERE. >> JEFFY, WHERE ARE YOU? I CAN'T RIGHT HERE. WHERE ARE YOU? >> DADDY, RIGHT HERE. >> OH, THERE YOU ARE, JEFFY. THANK GOD. I thought I lost you forever. >> Do they really work, Daddy? >> Yeah, they work. I couldn't find you, Jeffy. You were You were gone forever. But you know, tomorrow when you're at School and you say your ABCs, put those glasses on and the whole class won't be able to see

you. >> Okay. Thanks, Daddy. >> Yeah, go have fun with him. He's such an idiot. Oh, yeah. That looks like a basketball hoop. Kobe. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. His grandma's face. His grandma's face. I broke it. I broke it. I'm not Kobe. I'm not Kobe. What do I do? Okay. I can fix it. Oh no. Okay. Okay. Glue and tape. Glue and tape. That's glue and tape. All right, crafts. I HOPE YOU ALL STUDY THE ALPHABET BECAUSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO COME UP HERE and say the alphabet. All

right, Cody, you're first. >> This is going to be easy peasy. I'm about to imagine myself in my underwear. >> Wa! Jeffy, nice glasses. >> You can't see me, Junior. I'm invisible. >> What? >> Junior, I got these glasses on that make me invisible so no one can see me. They can only hear me. >> What? I can see you. >> No, you can't, Junior. I'm invisible. Goofy glasses. I can do whatever I want. Watch this. >> ALL RIGHT, CODY. YOU CAN START SAYING YOUR ALPHABET NOW. >> A A B B B B B B

B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D E E E E E E E F F G G >> Jeffy, go back to your seat. What? What? Jeffy, you

just hit the teacher in the face. >> Yep, sure did. And he didn't even see me cuz I'm invisible. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's some things I need to do while I'm invisible. Okay. Okay, it's put back together. It Looks good as new. He won't ever know that it was broken. Yeah, it looks perfect. All right, just get my ball and I'm going to leave. I mean, I do think I could have made it, though. I mean, I missed this Kobe, but I won't miss Curry. CURRY. Not again. Why do I keep missing? I

can't put this back together. I can't put it back together. The pieces are too small. What am I going to do? What am I Going to do? I know. I'll just go to the store and I'll see if they have one that looks just like it. There's got to be one that looks just like it. Yeah. Yeah. [Music] Who could that be? Uh, hello. >> Hey there. Is this your son? >> Yes, unfortunately. What'd he do? >> I caught him at the beach smacking girls butts. >> What? >> Sure was, daddy. I was smacking the

[ __ ] Out of him. Like, >> yeah, they didn't complain or anything, but I arrested him anyway cuz he was making me jealous. Whenever he does it, it's cute, but whenever I do it, it's a crime or something. They're like, "Stop grabbing my butt, old man." He was going crazy on them butts. >> Sure was, Daddy. I was getting more ass than a toilet seat. >> He was. I wish I was him. I wouldn't wash that hand. >> I didn't plan on it. He was supposed to be at school. >> Oh, he was at

school. Ass school. Actually, it was more like ass detention cuz he was punishing them butts, just spanking them. >> Yep. Call me principal ass smacker. Daddy. >> Jeffy, you're so grounded. >> Uh, look, could you just keep an eye on your kid, please? I don't want him going on a rampage around town on all the Butts. Oh, >> I'll make sure I take care of him. Jeffy, get your ass inside. >> All right, Daddy. >> Okay. Okay. I need a vase. I They have one. They have one. I can't believe it. It's my lucky day.

I'll try to go. I can't believe Walmart had another vase and I broke it. Man, what a great relaxing run. >> Oh, hey. >> Oh, hey, Jet. >> Hey, what's how's it going? >> Huh? Where's my grandmother's vase? >> Grandma's vase? Oh. Oh, yeah. That that that that dirty thing. I'm getting it washed for you. >> You're getting it washed? >> Yeah. Yeah. At at a at a at a car wash. >> Car wash? >> Yeah. Yeah. There's a car wash that's having a a sale on grandma face cleanings. >> Oh, well, it was kind

of dirty. >> Yeah, that that's what I was thinking. And that's why I was like, "Got to go get it at a car wash." >> So, which car wash is it? So, I can go run and pick it up. >> Oh, don't don't don't worry about it, buddy. I'll get it for you when it's done with it car wash. >> But I could just run over there. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I I mean, it's not ready yet. And And I know when it's ready and I I'll get it for you. >> Oh. Oh, okay. >>

Yeah. So, yeah. Don't worry. Don't Don't worry about it. Just Just don't look over there. Don't Don't look over there. >> What's over there? >> Nothing. Nothing. Hey, what's the I think I heard a a car crash outside. >> Car crash? I think a cat died. Got hit by a mongoose. >> I BETTER GO SAVE IT. >> YEAH, go do that. Man, that was close. Oh, that was really close. Okay, what am I going to do? When he gets back, he's going to want his grandma's face and it's not getting done getting a car wash.

It's not getting a car wash. Stupid. So stupid. I got an idea. What if I run in the opposite direction of the earth spinning and I and I I go back in time and I stop myself from being Kobe and breaking the vase. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Okay. Jeffy, you skipped school to smack BUTTS ON THE BEACH ALL DAY. WELL, WHEN YOU PUT HIM LIKE THAT, DADDY DOESN'T SOUND SO bad now, does it? Jeffy, you were supposed TO GO TO SCHOOL. I DID GO TO SCHOOL AND I PUNCHED MY TEACHER IN THE

FACE. WHY? BECAUSE I'M INVISIBLE. HE COULDN'T SEE ME AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. JEFFY, YOU'RE NOT INVISIBLE. YES, I AM, DADDY. YOU GAVE ME THESE GLASSES AND TOLD ME THAT THEY MADE ME INVISIBLE, SO NOW NO one can see me. Jeffy, you're not invisible. I lied. I said those glasses made you invisible so you had a Better time talking in front of the class. I lied. You're not invisible. Well, I CAN SEE YOU. >> OH, YEAH. WELL, IF YOU CAN SEE ME, how many fingers am I holding up? >> Four. H. Well, I

can't even see how many fingers I'm holding up because I'm invisible and I can't see my own fingers. >> Jeffy, you're not invisible. I can see you. >> DADDY, I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR HAND DOESN'T SMELL LIKE BUTT. WHY? Why would I be I'm not jealous of that. >> OH, YEAH. WELL, THEN HOW MANY BUTTS DID YOU SMACK TODAY, DADDY? >> ZERO. >> All right. Well, I got six more than you. Smell my hand. E. IT SMELLS LIKE SIX FAT ASSES. >> JEFFY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE GROUNDED. Go to YOUR ROOM. >> OH,

YEAH. DANG. ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN SEE ME IF I WAS IN MY ROOM, SO I'M OUT THIS [ __ ] [Music] OH, HELLO. >> Hey there. I'm back. This time I caught him videotaping girls in a public restroom. >> What? >> Yep. It was pretty high quality video, actually. 1080p, 60 frames a second. I had to uh confiscate it and download it to my laptop, you know, for evidence so I can watch it later in full screen. Make sure he uh he really did a crime. He also stole a sandwich. >> A sandwich?

Yeah. Yeah. He just grabbed it right as they were making it. Didn't even try to pay for it. >> J, why'd you take a sandwich? >> CUZ YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY, DADDY. >> YEAH. Your kid's going on quite a crime spree. But, uh, he's a minor, so by law, the only thing we can do is tell him, "No. No. It's bad. You stop it. Stop That." All right. I've done all I can, but you better watch him. Jeffy, get inside right now. >> All right, buddy. >> Oh, yeah. That looks like a BASKETBALL HOOP. KOBE, STOP.

WHAT? Who are you? It's me, Jet, from the future, and what you're about to do is going to be a terrible mistake. You got to be LeBron. LeBron? What did you do? Oh, I see. I thought that you had to be LeBron because in the Past, I tried to be Kobe and it broke. Kobe would never break it. Oh, no. No, he missed. Like, I I tried Kobe and then I tried Curry. Huh? I should have tried Curry. No, Curry would break it, too. What are we going to do? That face is broken and and

Sonic's going to be upset when he finds it. Hm. Well, I tried running in the past. Wait, have you tried running in the opposite direction of the Earth and then, you know, you go so far in the past that you stop us from Breaking it? I mean, I tried that, but I mean, me and you could both try it. All right, let's do it. JEFFY, WHY ARE WE RECORDING GIRLS GOING TO THE BATHROOM? CUZ I WANT TO SEE IF GIRLS POOP. >> WHAT? JEFFY, of course they poop. What makes you think girls don't poop? >>

BECAUSE I HAD A friend last week that told me THAT GIRLS DON'T POOP. AND I WANTED TO see if he was lying. What friend told you that? >> Me. Jeffy, everybody poops, EVEN GIRLS. WELL, I WANTED TO SEE FOR MYSELF, DADDY, BECAUSE YOU BLOCKED IT ON the internet. Because you kept looking up videos of PEOPLE POOPING BECAUSE I WAS CURIOUS, DADDY. AND IF YOU WOULD UNBLOCK IT FROM THE INTERNET, THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO GIRLS BATHROOMS AND VIDEOTAPE THEM POOPING. JEFFY, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE you get in for recording girls going to

the bathroom? I'm not going to get in any TROUBLE, DADDY, BECAUSE WITH THESE GLASSES ON, I'M INVISIBLE AND no one can see me. Jeffy, you're not invisible. If you're invisible, how'd the cop just arrest you? because he was just hugging AIR UNTIL HE CAUGHT ME. HE was like and then he caught me. Jeffy, that does not make any sense. Look, those glasses do not work. They do not make you invisible. Let me prove it to you. Let me see the glasses. >> NO, DADDY. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. AND YOU WANT TO STEAL MY GLASSES SO YOU

CAN BE invisible and you can go slap butts all day? >> No, Jeffy. Look, let me see the glasses. I promise I'll get them right back. Let me prove to you that they don't make you invisible. >> Fine, Daddy. Here you go. >> Look, I'm going to put them on and they're not going to make me invisible. WATCH. >> DADDY. DADDY, WHERE'D YOU GO? I CAN'T SEE YOU, DADDY. CAN YOU LEAVE ME FOREVER? >> I'M RIGHT HERE, JEFFY. I'M RIGHT I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, >> D. I don't see you. >> I'M IN FRONT

OF YOU, JEFFY. >> DADDY, I DON'T SEE YOU WHERE YOU AT. >> OH, HEY, THERE YOU ARE, DADDY. JEFFY, the glasses DO NOT WORK. JEFFY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I don't care anymore. I don't care anymore. Play with your stupid glasses. Go get in trouble. Get arrested. I don't Care. >> All right, Daddy. I'm going to go do more stuff. Oh, yeah. That looks like a basketball hoop. Kobe, stop. Who are you guys? We're Jet from the future. Jet from the future? Yeah. Yeah. And what you're about to do is going to be a huge mistake.

You can't be LeBron, Kobe, or Curry. They all miss. What? They never miss. Oh, yeah. They do. You got to be someone different. Uh, how about Kevin Durant? Yeah. Be Kevin Durant. All right. Durant. What' you guys do? Well, I thought Kevin Durant was going to make it cuz LeBron missed, Curry missed, Kobe missed. Uh, now Durant missed. What are we going to do? Um, have you guys tried running in the opposite direction of the Earth spinning, going so far back in time that you stop us from breaking it? Let's try that. All right, let's

go. Oh, yeah. That looks like a basketball hoop. Kobe, stop. What? What's going on? We're Jet from the future. From the future. And what you're about to do is going to be a huge mistake. Mistake? Yeah, you can't be LeBron, Kobe, Curry, or Durant. What? Why not? All those would make it. You would think they'd make it, but they all miss. All right, guys. Who can we think about who would make it? Huh? Anyone got any suggestions? How about Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan. Can you be Michael Jordan? Like hell, I can. All right. Be Michael

Jordan. All right. Oh man, I'm nervous. Michael Jordan. I just got two grand out of my bank account because I ran out of toilet paper. Now, now, now where's my wallet? H I'll just set that right here for now. Oh. Oh, here it is. Silly me. You [ __ ] You get the [ __ ] back here. I'm going to shoot your ass. >> Oh, DANG. I GOT SHOT. >> WHAT? >> YEAH. HEY THERE, MARIO. Jeffy got shot. >> How? >> He was trying to steal money from an ATM and somebody shot him. >> Trying

to steal money from an ATM. >> Yeah, don't worry though. I can't arrest him cuz he's a minor. So bad. THAT'S BAD. You do not steal things. No. Bad. All right, that's about all I got. >> Jeffy, why were you trying to steal money from an ATM? >> Because I'm invisible. They couldn't see me. >> Jeffy, if you're invisible, then how'd you get shot? >> Because he was just randomly shooting and he 360 nocoped me because he's a PC player. That [ __ ] You know what, Jeffy? I'm done with those glasses. You're not HAVING

THE GLASSES ANYMORE. >> BUT D, I NEED MY INVISIBLE GLASSES. >> NO. >> WHAT? Invisible glasses? What's he talking about? >> Okay, look. I told him that these Glasses will make him invisible when he puts them on because he had a project at school and he was afraid to talk in front of the class. So I said when he put these glasses on, they made him invisible. >> Well Well, like do they make him invisible? >> No, you just saw him. >> Are you sure? Cuz he he got away with a lot of stuff today.

He smacked butts. >> Yeah, he got really lucky for smacking The butts. But these glasses don't do anything. They're just normal, stupid, ugly looking, goofy glasses. >> Huh. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to confiscate those glasses. Uh, I don't want them uh falling into the wrong hands, you know. I I I can't risk these actually turning somebody invisible. >> But they won't they don't work. They're not real. I just made that up. Well, >> I'll be the judge of that. Uh, but but but I have to take these for uh for Evidence. So,

I'm just going to go take these to the bathroom. Um I mean I mean the the evidence room because the these are evidence. So, that's that's where I'm going. But bye. What' you guys do? I thought Michael Jordan was going to work cuz no one else worked. Sonic finds out that we broke his face, he's going to be really mad. Well, have you guys tried telling him that you took it to a car wash? Oh, yeah. Good idea. I already told him That. But you did? Yeah. And he believed it for a second, but when

he gets back and see it's broken, we're screwed. Well, have you tried running back in the direction of the Earth spinning so far back in the past that you stop us from breaking? Yeah, I tried that. I'm going back to the future, guys. It's nice knowing you. So, running in the past didn't work. What am I going to do when Sonic gets back? like he's going to yell at me when He finds out I broke his grandma's vase. I wish I could just skip him yelling at me. What if I try running into the future

and then I can skip Sonic yelling at me? Yeah, I'll just do that. I can't believe it's the Grand I'm going back. I'm going back. If I don't get that BASE BACK, HE'S GOING TO KILL ME. HE'S GOING TO KILL ME. WHAT DO I DO? >> OH MAN, LOOK AT THIS BASE I GOT. >> WAIT, WHAT? [Music] You can see me, can't you? [Music] [Music]