SpongeBob is purposely failing his driving test and I'm going to watch every single boating school episode to prove this the first ever episode is named boating school from season 1 it starts off with SpongeBob getting ready for his 38th boating exam the Boating exam starts with an oral exam which SpongeBob Aces which kind of makes him look like a genius but then he gets in the boat SpongeBob starts to drive the boat and he floors it and crashes and Miss puff blows up which is something we also will see a lot during this video anyways
though the episode goes on with Patrick putting a walkie-talkie in SpongeBob's head so he can speak to him and give him the answers for the test here's where we get the first evidence SpongeBob is faking how bad he is at driving Patrick being in SpongeBob's head and giving him the answers like turn left turn on the car I don't believe you could throw a random person in a car and just tell them what to do when they would just drive as perfect as SpongeBob SpongeBob obviously has driving skills and it shows here as the episode
progresses SpongeBob almost reaches the finish line but right before he does he tells Miss puff he cheated and he never crosses the Finish Line SpongeBob fails his driving test and instead of being sad about it he's actually happy he'll get to attend back in Miss Puff's class next semester this is something I also want to touch on but not yet he then unicycles away which I also think is crazy cuz personally I think that's harder than driving a car the next episode Hall Monitor starts with SpongeBob getting elected Hall Monitor and spending the entire class
preaching about how grateful he is and how important this job is he wastes the entire class with the speech and Miss puff feels bad so she lets him wear the officer outfit for the rest of the day this is where we get a glimpse into the power SpongeBob Rees from being Mrs Puff student he goes into the City and literally becomes a wanted criminal and destroys Bikini Bottom in the end SpongeBob gets surrounded by a bunch of cops and is about to go to jail until Miss puff shows up the cops realize she is responsible
for him and she goes to jail instead now imagine if in the last episode SpongeBob passed his test he wouldn't have been able to go out and do all these bad things and get away with it Miss puff is literally his get out of jail free card and this will happen a lot no free rides start off with SpongeBob failing his driving test again Mrs Puff is sick of him always failing and wants to get rid of him so she decides to just pass him and give him the license which is obviously a really bad
idea and Miss puff realizes this and when she does she tries to steal SpongeBob's boat and it ends pretty bad Spongebob doesn't really get to enjoy his license in this episode and there isn't much driving from him except failing his test but the episode still does end with Mrs Puff going to jail the next episode New Student Starfish is where I want to really focus on what I said earlier about SpongeBob enjoying school more than his license so Patrick decides to attend boing school with SpongeBob and they arrive 3 hours early you have to love
a class so much to show up that early cuz I would never he then shows Patrick around like it's the most beautiful astonishing place he's ever seen he also brags about his golden stars which he talks about like it's his purpose for living it seems like this is a schedule for SpongeBob that he enjoys and I can't see him ever giving this up just to drive a boat especially since it wouldn't change much of his life he seems to get around fine and enjoys his life to the fullest without a boat anyways though the episode
doesn't have any boat driving just SpongeBob and Patrick fighting over golden stars if you wanted to counter my argument you would probably show me the next episode driven to tears this episode starts off as usual SpongeBob failings driving test except this time Patrick comes to support him and gets mad M he failed so he takes the test to see if it's rigged but he passes the test and gets a brand new free car and then rubs it in SpongeBob's face this really upsets SpongeBob and drives him crazy with jealousy and this is exactly why it's
a great counterargument why would he be purposely failing his test if he's jealous of Patrick's car well because SpongeBob had no idea Patrick would be taking the test he did his little thing of failing the test and got to see what would have happened if he didn't do that that might be a major reach but it also could be because he felt he lost his friend because Patrick was spending more time with the car than SpongeBob anyways though he tears up Patrick's license and goes to jail for littering which is kind of karma for the
amount of times Mrs Puff got locked up now an episode that helps my argument Mrs Puff You're fired in this episode Mrs Puff loses her job because she is deemed a bad teacher since SpongeBob has failed his test a million times so they bring in bikini Bottom's best teacher to come teach SpongeBob he does pretty great SpongeBob learns how to drive blindfolded which like come on you can't tell me that SpongeBob can't drive I could never drive blindfolded but as soon as SpongeBob gets in the car with the the man who can pass him he
drives completely insane and destroys bikini bottom and I'm pretty sure kills the driving instructor in the process which is crazy not only did SpongeBob fail his test with the best instructor he learned how to drive blindfolded and still failed that doesn't even make sense not even someone who was bad at driving could drive the way he drives it just has to be on purpose anyways though after all this crazy driving and murdering SpongeBob once again faces no consequences the next episode picture day doesn't have much to do with his boating skills it's just an episode
that shows how important this class is to him and what he will go through for this class I won't focus too much on this one the next episode bow smarts is an educational boating lesson starring Squidward and SpongeBob this episode really just highlights how awful of a driver SpongeBob is but here's where I wanted to find an awful driver and SpongeBob an awful driver is someone who drives under the speed limit probably texts and drives maybe runs a red light doesn't check their mirrors you know normal stuff but then there's SpongeBob who literally does not
care and destroys Bikini Bottom on a regular and probably kills a lot of fish and seems to also be aware of what he is doing in this episode he drives full speed into a oneway with no care in the world just reading a magazine I don't know if I label that an awful driver or just someone who feels like they can do whatever they want with no consequences I mean Miss puff would probably go to jail anyways the next episode nautical novice is an episode that highlights how smart SpongeBob can actually be SpongeBob decides to
study the entire history of boats in one night right before a field trip to the Boating Museum he does this so he can impress Mrs Puff and maybe get his license and let me tell you he he's a genius he memor ized everything about every single boat which means SpongeBob is smarter than most people give him credit for I would need to read a book like six times before I could remember anything SpongeBob's idea almost worked too you see he thought he was driving one of the most complicated boats which even if he wasn't he
still knew how and what to do which also makes no sense because he can't figure out the first step on a simple little driving boat but nonetheless this is extremely impressive and shows that SpongeBob is capable and very smart I mean this dude is literally a fry cook and I can tell you from experience driving is way easier than fast food anyways like like I said he wasn't driving the boat but Mrs Puff thought he was and he almost got his license but when she found out he wasn't driving it she tore the license up
and boating buddy Squidward joined SpongeBob in boating class after trying to get away from him you see SpongeBob was annoying Squidward so he sped off in his boat and ran over a stop sign I like this episode because it puts SpongeBob with two people who have a very similar relationship to him SpongeBob makes Squidwards and Mrs Puff's life's miserable and refuses to see it that way in his mind they love him and he is their best friends which is shown after SpongeBob draws an example of what happened for Squidward's ticket it's just a drawing of
Squidward and SpongeBob saying best boating buddies ever he is so unself-aware or maybe it's on purpose but I won't dive into that SpongeBob then takes his driving test with Squidward and miss his puff and like always drives insane and crashes into everything but at least this time Squidward gets a consequences and not miss his Puff The Next Episode ditching starts with SpongeBob's favorite Heroes Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy announcing their book signing so SpongeBob ditches voting class to go see them after this he gets looped into doing a bunch of other things and we can
see his stress as he tries to get back to boating school he gets back to class after escaping tar quicksand and kind of death and Mrs Puff didn't even realize until he snitched on himself saying he will never ditch again this episode didn't have much to do with driving but shows how important Mrs Puff is to him he literally accepted death but then fights it just for Mrs Puff summer job is an episode that supports my point that fast food is harder than driving so SpongeBob causes Mrs Puff to crash into the Crusty crap and
to pay off the debt she has to work at the Crusty crap keep in mind his driving instructor who thinks SpongeBob is so dumb literally cannot handle the job which could have been because of SpongeBob but anyway she ends up quitting and then littering and goes to jail in jail Mrs pup has to take a boating class and her teacher of course is SpongeBob which has to mean he really enjoys boating school to teach it also I don't know how he qualified for the job without having a license but whatever the hot shot is another
episode where SpongeBob is trained by someone else that isn't Mrs Puff so a new kid Tony fast Jr joins Mrs Puff's classroom whose dad is like a huge professional boat racer Mrs Puff takes this opportunity to make Tony F Jr teach SpongeBob driving and on his first drive with SpongeBob he starts off pretty bad but then he says two simple words be cool and SpongeBob drives perfectly which just like the first episode boating school makes no sense he drives for the rest of the episode Pretty perfectly which shows that SpongeBob truthfully is a great boat
driver when he wants to be now of course even with SpongeBob driving good it always has to end with him going insane and crashing and inflating Mrs Puff I want you to focus on his smile as this happens dude knows what he's doing in oral report SpongeBob tries to fight his public speaking anxiety for both class which is another episode that shows how important he takes his class since this is probably his 1 millionth time presenting a boating speech and he's still taking it this serious also in this episode he flees boating school and drives
perfectly away until spotted by the cops and crashes into a bunch of houses which might have been on purpose at least I think so because then he finally delivers his speech and gets Mrs Puff sent to jail in demolition doofus Mrs Puff signs up SpongeBob for a demolition derby because she believes he could die in the derby which is wild but he literally beats a bunch of huge professional demolition der drivers without even trying and I won't lie this is definitely suspicious no quote unquote bad driver would do as good as SpongeBob did SpongeBob knows
what he is doing and is very talented at destroying things which is exactly what he tries to do when he drives in bumper to bumper SpongeBob fails his test again like always and Mrs Puff tries to find a new way to make him pass so she takes him out in the middle of nowhere where there's nothing he can destroy she tells him to just focus on the road and he goes into like a psychedelic trance that makes him into once again an amazing driver even on the highway until Miss puff freaks out telling him he's
on the highway and from there everything goes pretty Haywire but SpongeBob was driving perfectly and I think once Miss puff doubted his abilities he realized he needed to go back into his bad driving Persona anyways he drives crazy and all over the place and lands Mrs Puff in jail and tutor sauce Mr Krab tries to teach SpongeBob how to drive and he crashes consistently into the Crusty Krab and gives Mr Krabs a huge bill and a ticket in the end it seems whoever teaches this man how to drive only receives torture also SpongeBob drives bad
this entire episode verst your bubble isn't much of a boat driving episode as SpongeBob blows a bubble car and drives that instead and then everyone starts driving it in this episode also Mrs Puff the Boating instructor tries driving a bubble boat and fails miserably and needs to be coached by Spongebob this being another example of SpongeBob being smarter than he's getting credit for teachers pest is an episode where Mr Krabs and Plankton attend boating school most of the episode is centered around them and their beef but if you focus on SpongeBob you can see him
being a perfect student and actually completing the driving course before blowing up the entire world but he did complete the driving course and without any person giving him advice Lighthouse Lou starts off with spongeb failing his driving test and hitting the lighthouse and having to clean and fix it and he finds snails and that's pretty much the entire episode in potato puff Mrs Puff gets sick of always crashing with SpongeBob so she puts a stunt double potato with a speaker in the car with him while she chills inside in this episode we can see SpongeBob
once again Drive perfectly which is also suspicious cuz how come when real Miss puff is in the car he instantly crashes it seems he knew this was a potato and and tease Miss puff on purpose which worked well since Miss puff also ends up in jail in the end yellow pavement is a sequel to the episode B smarts which is just another episode showing how bad of a driver he is he tortures Squidward and injures him into the biggest cast I've ever seen he then teases Mrs Puff and makes her mad now I don't think
SpongeBob is purposely like trying to make Mrs Puff and Squidward's life miserable but I genuinely think he just enjoys her company and in his mind they are his bestest friends so he doesn't want to pass the test because he cherishes their relationship and he doesn't want to lose her or the wonderful classroom that has become a part of his schedule now if this is enough I'll just make it really simple in the first SpongeBob movie SpongeBob drives absolutely perfect when driving the Krabby Patty boat and I don't know I don't know maybe I'm just overthinking
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