Good afternoon. May I take your order? I'll have this carcinogen GMO and, as an appetizer, the restriction in blood supply and a saturated fat fried in reused fry oil.
Sure. What about drinks? -Sodium.
-Sodium. Your sodium has aspartame, right? -Sure, it does.
-Perfect. What about you? I'm choosing between anti-fungal hormone that is bad for the pancreas and mercury.
If you ask me, the mercury today is especially silvery. I'll start with the mercury, then. What captive-bred, food-colored and toxic fish do you have?
-Almost all of them are like that. -Nice! I want this one and GMO, hydropinic vegetables on the side.
Perfect. And to drink? What do you have that is high on sugar and has cancinogen fruit syrup?
-Orange juice. -Ok then. Do you want to put in the dessert?
We have a refined sugar special today. -We'll decide later. -Yeah, later.
Ok. Oh, one thing. My food is gluten free, right?
-Sure. -Good! Gluten is bad for you.
Right? This salad is not good. -Waiter!
-Hey! The salad is kind of old. It's very unlikely, Sir.
All our greens are organic. We harvest them from our farm. -They are always fresh.
-That's it then! What is in this drink? It's just water, Ma'am.
Oh, my God! Can I speak with the manager?
