every week Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided the first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about my club second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club third rule of Fight Club someone yells stop goes limp taps out the fight is over fourth rule only two guys to fight it rule one fight at a time fellas no shirts no shoes seventh rule fights will go on as long as they have to and the eighth and final rule if this is your first night at Fight Club
you have to fight [Applause] these kids from work Ricky couldn't remember whether you ordered tens of blue ink or black but Ricky was a God for ten minutes when he trounced the maitre d of a local food court sometimes all you can hear with the flat part hacking sounds Oh buddy yelling for the wet choke when someone caught their breath and sprays weren't alive anywhere like you were there but Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and when Fight Club ends even if I could tell someone they had a good
fight I wouldn't be talking the same man who you were in Fight Club is not who you were in the rest of the world a guy came to Fight Club for the first time his ass was a lot of cookie dough after a few weeks he was carved out of wood but any celebrity who shot I'd say William Shatner you [Music]