[upbeat techno music plays] ♪♪ [wind howling] [metal clanking] [wind howls] [melancholy music plays over radio] ♪♪ [static crackling] ♪♪ [music distorting] [static blaring] [static and music crescendo] [silence] [kaboom! ] [air rushing] [rushing stops] [quiet, tense music plays] ♪♪ [heartbeat thudding] ♪♪ ♪♪ [quiet, melancholic music plays] [no audible dialogue] ♪♪ ♪♪ [door hisses] -[giggles] Spaceship piloooot! -What?
No! N! My mom was back there!
-[shrieks] Sorry! I didn't kno-- Oh. [alarm blares briefly, stops] -[muffled] You were supposed to get away.
-Yeah, I'm kind of, like, actually mad about what you did. But we can -- TALK LATER! !
[wails] ♪♪ ♪♪ -[sniffles] [chuckles evilly] Then DIE MAD, BI-- [no audible dialogue] [dramatic, melancholic music plays] ♪♪ [muffled whimpering] [both whimpering] [both grunt] ♪♪ Well, that's a serious issue. Um, before that. .
. whole. .
. thing. .
. We're, like, dating. .
. right? -Oh.
Y-Yeah. Like, that was the plan, yeah -- -Just 'cause, I can't alway -- I can't always read -- -Like. .
. y-yeah? -Yay.
. . [giggles nervously] ♪♪ Gross!
Get away! Time to murder a planet! [cackling] [dramatic music plays] ♪♪ -Yes.
Thank you, boss. Good as ne-- Yep. There is cool.
Thanks. [both grunting, whimpering] ♪♪ [sighs] All right, "sentient" mass. Time to go in the scary planet.
. . hole.
. . thing.
[grunts] Ow. Gravity. Okayyyy.
I'm FINE, and calm, and -- Go away. ♪♪ -Hup! Hyah!
♪♪ -Can't betray us that easy, narc! -It's "senior informant" -- AGH! -Working with CYN?
! ♪♪ [all screaming] -[grunts] ♪♪ [music stops] [silence] [music resumes] -Ugh! We were supposed to get away, J!
You said we do our jobs on this planet. . .
-Oh, grow up, V! -. .
. and it leaves us alo-- -It tricked you. If I promised you anything.
. . .
. . it tricked me, too.
♪♪ You know there's no escape -- even in death! -[winces] [panting] -I promise, it's better on the winning team -- as a team. ♪♪ -Oh, how about you bite me?
! ♪♪ -Hey, Cyn! Suck!
On! THIIIIS! !
! ♪♪ [deep, low howl] ♪♪ [deep, low roar] [high-pitched tone blaring] ♪♪ [electronic feedback crackling] ♪♪ -[Solver]: Drpped this, silly. [electronic warbling, beeping] Hello, Uzi.
[higher pitched] Hi, N. [normal voice] I see. You will not talk to me because I have hurt.
. . your feelings.
♪♪ [distorted voice] Easier to assimilate than explain, anyway. Callback ping. -[groaning] [wincing] Bite me.
[air whistling] -[gasps] -[Solver]: Okee. -[gasps] ♪♪ -[screams] -[gasps] [coughing] ♪♪ -Agh! -[Solver]: Okay.
-[whimpering] -[Solver]: You first, eager beaver. Heeheehee. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in let me in let me in.
-[whimpering] -[shrieks] -[yelps] [shrieks] [hollers] [grunts] [groaning] ♪♪ -Offer rescinded! And here I thought you stepped it up after Earth. I never needed either of you.
-[panting] [groaning] [rapid thudding approaching] ♪♪ -[Solver]: Lick. Callback ping. Callback ping.
[distant] Callback ping. Callback ping. Callback ping.
Callback ping. [advancing] Callback ping. Callback ping.
CALLBACK PING. [distorted tones warble] CALLBACK PING. Callback ping.
-[whimpering] -[Solver]: CALLBACK PING. [rapid footsteps thudding] [passing closely] CALLBACK PING. [retreating] Callback ping.
[echoing] Callback ping. Callback ping. Callback ping.
. . [very distant] Callback ping.
. . [rumbling] [metal crunches] -[coughing] N?
N? You're okay? I wasn't -- Tessa is Cyn!
She's here. N, I don't know how much you remember, but J tricked us. Or, it tricked J, too!
N? I'm so sorry. I-I should have been honest with you.
I was just so scared for us -- for you! -V, stop! ♪♪ -[gasps] -[Solver]: Do your job, and I leave you and N alone.
Right, V? -[gasps] [stammers] I-I can still. .
. -[Solver]: Bad job, V. -[whimpering] ♪♪ [panting] [whimpering] -[grunts] -[shrieks] [grunts] ♪♪ -[Solver]: [giggling] -[panting] -[Solver]: Squirmy worm.
[glitched audio] Go-- fu-- d--mit -- -[chuckles] Hah! -Go long, Uzi! -[Solver]: Eye roll.
Uzi's not here. [intense music plays] ♪♪ [shwing! ] -Hands off!
No one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me! Glad you're not dead, or whatever. [pensive music plays] ♪♪ -[Solver]: Boring.
And annoying. [distorted audio] Callback ping. -Sorry.
Just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I. .
. AM. .
. FREEEEEEEEEEEEE! -[Heart]: Kick her butt, babe!
Whoo! -[chuckles] -[Solver]: 'Kay. [intense nightcore music plays] (AJ Dispirito's "BiteMe") ♪♪ -[singing] ♪ As she waits at dawn ♪ ♪ Looking for a way ♪ ♪ To escape her lonely heart ♪ ♪♪ -[singing] ♪ Let them swallow you ♪ -[singing] ♪ I won't fall down ♪ ♪ You need me ♪ ♪ We don't follow crowds ♪ ♪ We mold them new ♪ ♪ I'm not done ♪ ♪ Believe me ♪ ♪ We won't settle down ♪ ♪ We'll make them move ♪ ♪ Make them mine ♪ -[singing] ♪ I won’t let them ♪ ♪ I repent them, I won't let them ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I won't let them ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I will let go ♪ [squelch!
] [music continues faintly over speakers] ♪♪ -[both]: [singing] ♪ Tear apart my mind ♪ -Wrong team. -No more tricks. ♪♪ I dunno, I feel like we need a secret handshake or something, right?
♪♪ -[singing]: ♪ I won't fall down ♪ ♪ You need me ♪ ♪ We don't follow crowds ♪ ♪ We mold them new ♪ ♪ I'm not done ♪ ♪ Believe me ♪ ♪ We won't settle down ♪ ♪ We'll make them move ♪ ♪ We'll make them mooove ♪ ♪ Make them mine ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Make them miiiii-iiiiii-iiiiine ♪ ♪♪ ♪ You should let me go ♪ -[singing]: ♪ I'm not worth saving ♪ -[singing]: ♪ We won't let them know ♪ ♪ Let them ca-- ♪ [music continues faintly over speakers] [music continues at normal volume] ♪♪ -[singing] ♪ Let them swallow yoooooooooooooooooooooou ♪ -[grunts] [hollers] [SPLAT! ] [hollers] [rumbling] [demonic shrieking] [ominous music plays] [heartbeat thudding] -[Solver]: [gagging] -[panting] [whimpering] ♪♪ HOMPH! [gulps] ♪♪ [rumbling] ♪♪ -[muffled] Uzi!
Uzi! ! [wind howling] [rain pattering] [distant rumbling] -[gags] [panting] ♪♪ -[grunts] ♪♪ -[grunts softly] [yelps] ♪♪ -[grunts] Agh!
[screams] Oof! Whoop! [grunts] Phew.
Uh. . .
[chuckles] Thank -- -[Heart]: You don't know me and I hate you! [hollering] [pensive music plays] ♪♪ -Kinda hot? [approaching engine rumbling] [beep!
beep! ] ♪♪ -[screeching] -Ugh. ♪♪ -Uzi?
[gasps] UUUUUUUUUZIIIIIII! ! !
! [laughing] -[groans goofily] [laughs] -Ugh. -Ow.
-[gasps] Get back! ♪♪ -Uzi? Is -- -[laughs] Oh, hell, yeah!
I'm a damaged OC. -Ugh. It's her.
-It's you! [both laughing] -[cackling evilly] -Ugh, ow! ♪♪ -And, yep, that's how I learned nightmares are real, and we probably should have stayed behind the ol' doors.
-Whoo! All right! [screams] -And that maybe I don't actually hate it here.
As much. [all cheering, clapping] -Whooooo-hoo-hoo-hoo! That's my girlfriend!
-[both]: [booing] [booing resumes] -[chuckles] -Also, now, I can do this! Hah! -[all]: AA-- [intrepid music plays] -[singing] ♪ And when the ice sets in ♪ ♪ I'll need you ♪ ♪♪ ♪ If only when we met ♪ ♪ We knew you ♪ ♪♪ ♪ And then our time concludes ♪ ♪ And far beyond the stars we flew ♪ ♪ Forever ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Tell myself I lost my soul for you ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Go there after ♪ ♪ See you never ♪ ♪♪ [Captioned (with love) by Foulweather Studios] [music continues over headphones] ♪♪ [music stops] -[Solver]: [stammering] You look g-g-great.
Mm. Have you a considered a-a bow, tho?
