Every Time I Laugh, The Treadmill Gets Faster

[music] Hey, it's me, man. I got to get out of this place and [music] editor, do not I would very much like to not be destroyed by a giant beam of light. [music] It's going to happen, isn't it, chat?

Today, every time I laugh, I turn the treadmill up [music] by one mile an hour. every laugh until I fall off. And I know I already fell off, but I mean fall off the treadmill.

If you guys enjoy this, please like the video, subscribe, and let me know down in the comments what you want to see me do next with a laugh you lose. Starting in 1 m an hour. Let the memes begin.

>> I've never seen a vagina. >> Me neither. Do people really fall for this?

>> I must say they do like scoop. Let me know when you're ready to ride with the big dogs. How many likes, chat?

How many likes? If I was riding that scooter, we would be riding it together doggy style. That was awful.

You guys fight about how many likes I need in the comments. >> I've been saying it wrong all my life. >> All my life I've been saying it wrong.

[music] This is what it looks like on my desk. And that's what it looks like when I slam the desk. Dish check.

What do you mean dish check? I'm at the gym. Ow.

Don't Don't put that in the video editor. You do not ready. What the [ __ ] man?

Quest complete. I wish, dude, I wish like in life you could have like a like a quest giver that you could actually just go do stupid for and then like get [music] rewards. Wait, that's like having a job.

I never want to do quests or get a job. >> I sincerely hope that none of you find mashed potatoes or oatmeal in your shoes. Namaste.

Namaste. Honestly, I wouldn't be that mad. Like a late night treat with a little bit of extra seasoning.

>> Is this hell? The present moment is both eternal and painful. Fruit oil.

Truly, [music] it is yours. [laughter] Oh my god. I didn't pay attention.

All right, let's bring up. We're going to 2 m an hour. We are now at 2 m an hour.

This is pretty nice. This is fine. Let's show them on the side cam.

Let's Let's show them I'm not a faker. I'm the real deal. You like what you see, chat?

You like what you see? Stop shaking your head. No.

Oh, I didn't realize what he's doing. Oh boy, that was a a powerful stream. Speaking of powerful streams, you guys should come over and watch my stream at twitch.

tv/jimmy here with my chat going absolutely mode. All right, come on everyone. We got to put our heads together and try to find a solution.

Don't worry. Griffins have a long history of figuring stuff out. Like my great-grandfather who invented the first marital aid.

This gives me AN IDEA. WHOA, she's dead. >> I mean, like, I could probably take it.

Just play the next video, bro. [music] Hide a key. No, I'm good.

I'm good. I'm fine. I'm fine.

I mean, no one would expect it, though. No one would think to to check the rock. Chad, is this [music] supposed to make me laugh?

I'm coming. Holy [ __ ] I'm [music] coming. Holy [ __ ] I'm coming.

Holy [ __ ] I'm coming. >> You know, I kind of see the vision now. Low key, I kind of see the vision.

[music] That was so beautiful. I almost shed one white tear down my leg. Chat, >> almost.

>> Excuse me, mate. Do you have any straws? >> No, mate.

No, no, no, mate. I don't. Mate, take me seriously, please.

Take me seriously. That was his final straw. Brother, it is not cool to drop an anvil on my head.

Editor, I swear to God. [music] Oh, >> that was chat. Was that AI?

I didn't see the watermark. Is he good? >> Be using your mobile apps today.

>> No. >> All right. Where can I go for you?

>> Can I get two large sweet teas and uh >> No, you cannot. >> Let me get aunded. >> Okay.

>> So, why won't she let him get two sweet teas? But she will let him get aunded. That's what I never understood.

Let Let a guy get his sweet tea and his fat. That wasn't a shot at me, was it? Also, the treadmill is not creaking.

That's these silly little Sonic shoes freaking making noise on the thing. man. >> As a staunch ally of the super able community, I think that it's important to [screaming and groaning] >> I'm in public.

I'm in public. I'm 32 in public. [snorts and clears throat] Next up, >> mighty Canadian mindbuster.

More like I hope you don't mind me busting because [music] this ride was so good. I think he needs to be banned from theme parks probably. Be careful when you grab the seat thing in front of you to hold on.

If it's sticky, he's been there. >> It would work on me. Seems like an average citizen.

Let him in. Let him through. Pikmin 1 and two and Pikmin 3.

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[singing] New sports I made where you throw Pikmin ball on the game where you can play it or hate it. You will find it [music] on the game where you can play it. >> I don't know why this is playing, but I'm down.

bars chat. I feel like if Pikmin were real, I would I would be compelled to like freeze dry one and eat it. Type one if you agree.

Type two if you're worming your right. I don't know. You guys started typing too too early.

[music] >> Go. >> Is this [music] legal by the way? Like could I do this here at the gym if I wanted to?

That looks like a workout. That looks like a workout. Stop saying 50k likes.

I didn't even think I could do that movement. >> Hey, Patrick, you think maybe too much sun is a bad thing? >> Oh, Charlie's going to be heard from Charlie.

>> I freaking knew it, bro. I'm start I'm starting to like know what's going to happen. It's a good bit, though.

It's a good bit. >> Did you know that if you close your mouth, you can actually shut up and not give your opinion that no ONE ASKED FOR? >> [screaming] >> DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE banned as of as of hearing this?

You are banned. Don't you guys think that I already feel embarrassed enough doing this in public? Do you really think I need more humiliation?

>> Today I'm going to show you guys how you eat spaghetti. Get a chill. >> That's a crab.

>> Get it right there. Y'all see it? See the spaghetti?

EAT THAT [ __ ] I [screaming] WHAT the >> He's in the middle of the road. Wait, what? Dude, there were a lot of layers to that video.

>> God, I will leave you here. What do I do in this situation? I find a new friend group.

>> Thank you. It's already been there. OH, I find a new friend group.

Those guys are obviously too cool for me. Don't type we know. >> I saw one $500 or mystery gift.

[music] >> Hey man, I >> would take the 500 bucks. >> Mystery gift. >> There's 14 parking tickets.

[music] >> Q. >> I would have taken the $500. I ain't going to lie.

That seems like a lot safer of a bet. [music] >> Let me get a beer. >> Let's see what kind of a shot you are, Pilgrim.

Take a crack at this bottle. >> Should have should have grabbed it. It's his fault.

Skill issue. >> Oh, I think we're approaching Earth. >> Cool.

I've always wanted to see it from space. >> Wait, what? What?

What am I looking at? What is that, >> Charlie? That That's not Earth, right?

Dude, that's completely flat. >> This is real, by the way. That's what I mean.

That's what I'm saying. That can't be real, right? That's not >> I We're looking at it, dude.

That the Earth is The Earth is flat. The Earth Look at I The Earth is flat. >> They can't actually be flat, right?

>> There's the glass stove, dude. Dude. Oh my god, dude.

>> Oh my This is This can't be real. Wait, Charlie, is that the cool Autistic Gamer 774? >> Hi.

You just watched a cool cartoon clip of the cool autistic gamer 774. Subscribe. What was this?

>> Like if you liked it. Thank you. >> You know what?

Yeah. W selfinsert. You know what?

I'm I'm interested now. I will be subscribing. Get ready for the third and likely final.

Jimmy YouTube poo. Wait. I hope it's good though.

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>> With the official launch coming soon multiplatforms, INCLUDING >> 3 MILES AN hour >> mobile. To register, enter. >> And that's it.

Make sure you guys meet me in game or else you'll be missing out. >> Let's get right back into the funny internet videos. >> I cannot I cannot believe I busted the first sign of the poop.

the YouTube poop. We're really walking now, chat. 3 miles an hour.

Let's get it going. [music] I mean, he kind of it it it kind of works. Like, he he kind of looks sick with it.

Oh my god, bro. I'm so hungry, bro. But what are we going to eat?

What? You think there's just going to be a giant SIGN THAT TELLS US WHAT TO EAT? TABLE for three or for me.

Next up, [ __ ] If I fell off at 3 m an hour, I'd be so mad at y'all. Stop. That actually scares me.

>> Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Oh, the check engine lights on.

>> Pasta. >> I carved a hole in a pumpkin this year, but it was just one hole. I didn't actually do that, by the way.

How to make a mug baloney bowl. All right, get yourself a chub of baloney. Scoop it on up.

We're going to cut yourself a nice solid base here. >> Yeah, buddy. I put in three scoops of ice cream and some >> I'm not going to knock it until he's tried it.

>> Ooh, this is the best darn tootin root beer [music] float you ever done. >> I'm not trying it. Well, 50k likes and I eat the the root beer bowl baloney bowl with the Yeah.

What the? [music] Nah, you got to be a certified freak to have the the tow straw. You got to be a nasty [ __ ] I love me some opera.

Bless this viewer with fanboys. >> I No, I do not need to be blessed. I'm already feeling blessed in my life.

I don't need to be extra blessed. You guys can have the blessings. Okay.

Hola. Hola. [music] I can't really do that right now, chat.

Although, I probably shouldn't even try in fear of being clipped. Volume warning. This is the Oh my god.

I actually fell. [screaming] Genchin Impact, bro. That's not real.

IT'S BROTHER. Y'all are going to make me have a stroke. And I'm not talking about the fun kind that you have at night late in bed.

I don't want to. >> This is not how you do this, >> brother. You're going to be left with 2% of the banana left.

>> Why? I don't remember what I said wrong with you. >> That video was just a little bit incorrect.

So, I'm going to teach you how to actually eat a banana. Step one. >> Oh, no.

You didn't, bro. Oh, chat ban this guy. That's awful.

Hell no. you next. I'm not doing that.

>> Oil up, Jimmy. And you just finish off. >> I'm not oiling up.

Oh, I'm in public. I'm in public. I'm in public.

I'm in public. Wait, it's a gym. People do that, right?

People People do that when they work out or something. I don't [laughter] know. >> Just another day.

Going to move my car. Oh, what's this? We by jump.

Oh, man. What's wrong with my car? >> Looks fine to me.

W car. Bro, you're wearing clown shoes on a treadmill. What you say is the least of your problems.

Turn on the other cam. I do not look like I'm wearing clown. I just saw a video that said that because of the way that pig's eyes are placed, they can't see the sky.

So if someone with a pig [laughter] could like lift them so they can see the sky just so that I can be okay. [screaming] Well, at least you got to see the sky. That's how I feel when I like pick up Kermy and I show him all the food on the counter.

I'm like, "Look, my son. Look at the beautiful spread of food you will never devour. " It's like you're showing them something great, but it's also kind of up cuz they can't have it.

[music] Oh my god. What is her name? Who is she, chat?

Who is she? [music] There's no way they don't notice. Oh, he noticed.

W noticing skills, I guess. Check me. >> I made this portable subwoofer system for survival purposes or really anywhere where you need extreme bass on the go.

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You got to handle with care cuz this guy's serious. >> I feel like that's insane. No way.

Oh my god. I feel like I was going to say the vibrations of that thing if you you were wearing that a little too low might start to give you uh you know what he said or what what it said on the thing. >> Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, >> guess who's back. >> Oh no. >> I have made another video for you.

>> All right, let's get it over with you and let's get it over with >> and then we'll get all cool and you'll be all like, "Whoa. " And then we'll be all LIKE IN YOUR FACE. >> THEN I'LL BE she scubber on my zaza till I cream on that gaga.

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks. >> Thank you for watching, Jimmy. This is the ends of the video.

Be sure to like and subscribe for more W Fire Sigma edits. >> Thanks. Anything else?

Okay, dude. Chad, can I tell you how happy I am that the audio is in here and not out to the world? >> You see these flakes?

This is going in your family's food. I don't care. >> You know what?

I'm done eating microlastics, chat. I'm just going to start [music] throating silverware or plastic wear like choking on that thing like I'm in public. >> Okay.

Who am I here with today? >> Fred Wallace. >> Fred, what would you say the best day of your life was?

>> Every day that you're alive is the best day. >> Okay. And what makes those days so special?

because you're being given another chance to make the things right. >> If you can't beat them, match their freak. I ain't laughing at that.

I just feel bad for the guy. Man, I don't know where the ghosts are at, bro. I can't find them.

[screaming] N he's haunted, bro. He haunted for sure. >> Should have put on a heart rate monitor.

We should probably do this again. You know what we should do, Sh? We should do a You laugh, you leave, but with all treadmills.

W idea or not? >> You will? >> YES.

>> YES. >> I'M SORRY, but no. >> Yes.

>> Oh my god, you're already down on one knee. >> I can't marry you. There's someone else.

>> That I don't. Well, >> don't you dare see another. >> You're not even going to get down on one knee.

>> I am. >> Yes, I'll marry you. >> No.

>> Whatever. [laughter] I'm out of here. >> This is creative as hell.

>> Hurry up. >> Skeleton one. >> Jinx.

You owe me a Joshua. >> W Joshua. Yeah, that was good.

I like that chat. Not a laugher, but a good video. See, Road Rage is a lot funnier with the right music, [music] [laughter] bro.

Folding so quick. [laughter] Oh, okay. It's time to finally move to 4 miles an hour.

I'm not even sure if I'm going to be able to walk at this pace. Let's see. 3.

8 8 3. 9 4 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh god. Oh, now you switch up, huh? [laughter] Now you see something you want, huh?

Oh god, chat. Just rapid fire. I ain't laughing.

>> It's funny, but I ain't laughing. What's up, puppy? >> Sorry.

>> Damn, >> bro. I swear I'm going to fall off. >> I got to pay attention to my my placement.

>> You're going to die. I'm not going to die. Chat, you already fell off.

Okay, good one, buddy. No. [music] That's the saddest I ever saw.

If I wasn't so tired, I probably would [clears throat] be crying right now. Next up. Omg, guys.

Ed Sheeran is in my car. >> No, I can't give up that easy. I can't I can't.

We haven't been on 4 miles an hour long enough. I ain't laughing at that. Oh, but I am actually getting a little a little winded here, guys.

Oh god. Paintbrush. I don't know what could be better than that.

>> Oh my god. >> Well, I know what I'm buying. That's just simple marketing, chat.

>> I just found the steel of the century. A 2009 BMW 328i. Beautiful, clean interiors.

A seat with only a little bit of dirt on it. >> There's a catch to why this car is only going for a grand though. Only cuz it's got a slight dent in the front.

>> Oh, they can just buff that out. You can just buff it out. >> [music] >> Banana bread, oat milk, iced coffee.

I would I would love one of those right now. [music] What? They got sky delivery.

Now, if you [music] were ever confused as to why it's called Planet Fitness, I hope this video serves its purpose to show you that this is a planet of his own and you got to go through some interdimensional portal just to get into one of these fitness centers. He doing five sets of who's dead. Five sets of the line.

Who's calling me? Damn straight Bob cuz he bustling open preoccupied [laughter] with stretching and relaxing his kester in the all places. I know you smell like a wet dog.

>> Oh both sides of the boon. >> OH, I LEARN THAT WORKOUT. Oh god, I'm about to pass out.

Oh, FINALLY I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY. God damn. How did that fit in there, bro?

WHAT THE [ __ ] >> OH, they got him. W Animal Crossing. Yo, who typed you?

I don't look like the caterpillar, bro. [music] Okay, dude. Okay, dude.

It's the big 20 25 almost 26 and we're doing that next up. I'M I'M GOING TO EXPLODE. NEXT UP, [music] BRO.

BRO, that was freaking epic. The gas is off. I forgot to light the oven.

Boom. Oh, well, better late than never. >> Rappy, pound your table.

You insist. I mean, like, >> oh god, chat. >> Damn.

>> I don't know how much longer I got. [laughter] OH GOD, >> that's insane. That's insane, chat.

I AIN'T LAUGHING. BUT BY THE TIME THIS full iceberg is done and I make the compilation of it, it's all going to run together as one piece. Don't worry about it.

I want to put an iceberg in my whole next video. Okay. >> What the [laughter] is over?

We're going to six. We're going to six. >> I can't even laugh correctly.

Okay, we're at six. >> We're at six. [music] >> Chad, I'm not bouncing on it.

Seven. Six. [music] Wait, this is the end.

Four. Two. One.

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