hi everybody Welcome to Bobby's World I'm Howie Bobby what get in here why because uh the the show started why be because the last show ended why I don't know why Ju Ju Ju Just get in here am I in trouble no you're late does that mean I don't have time for a song before the show starts no you don't have time to sing a song before the show starts you good cuz I didn't have one yet maybe I'll do one in the middle of the show [Music] [Applause] Bo [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] a
guy's life there is one special time he always remembers a really special time yeah for me that time is today this is the first day of my summer [Music] vacation hey sorry squirt we're in a hurry oh now you two stop here what's so important that you have to rush out of here like a freight train go it's only the first day of swim season at the pool that's all and if we're not there early we'll have to wait for ever to get in hey I'll bet Bobby would enjoy going to to the pool don't
you know oh boy how'd you know that aren't mom's amazing mom be SE with my little brother at a public pool not why does he have to tag along like every cool person in school is going to be there oh come on now you two he's your little brother and I can't think of a better way to start the summer than the three of you going to the pool together I can't think of a worse way do we have to take now listen here you two either you take Bobby with you or you don't go
okay come on there's no warmer feeling than having your brother and sister include you in their activities oh you'll have so much fun don't you know and Derek you can help Bobby make some new friends make some new friends okay dweeb start making some new friends [Music] uh okay well let's start with Jackie and Uncle Ted's head so I can have more fun and I won't get kissed and I want Roger's tail so he can W it to tell me when he's happy and Dad's arms so I can reach into the [Music] cupboards hey you
want to play fetch okay hey pay attention there's some stuff you got to know before you go to the pool first thing this is how you roll your suit in your towel you try everyone's going to know it's your first time okay let's go Bobby get serious you are so uncool nobody rides a tricycle to the pool I'm sure I knew that [Music] what why are we going this way we're taking a shortcut shh okay but why are we Whispering cuz boo Bradley lives here and we don't want to run into him okay but who
is Boo Bradley only the scariest person you've ever seen they say he once tried to Kill a Mocking Bird [Music] uhoh look at the silly way you've rolled your towel you'll never be a swimmer and you've got big feet you're mocking me aren't you H little baby T Sail mom's going to buy you a mo and if that don't sing I'm going to rip off his feathers and tear off his wings come on let's go you're making us [Music] late new guy new guy uh-oh veteran new guy veteran new guy wow now listen up dbo
try to look like you know what you're doing okay I know what I'm doing look if I'm talking to anybody pretend like you do not know me okay okay who who are you I don't know you you talking to me [Music] oh sometimes my imagination is a scary thing wait Kelly I'm coming with you you're supposed to go through one at a time well well I didn't want to get squished welcome to the boys locker room Bobby there sure is a lot to do in here okay listen carefully grab a locker twist the key change
your clothes put your clothes back in the locker put the key back in lock the locker pin the key to the shirts don't Lo got that yeah well everything up to listen carefully hey shrimp I always use this Locker Beat It whoops am I in trouble step in there why do we have to get wet before we get wet so you don't get athletes foot dork athletes foot well that doesn't sound so [Music] bad come on let's go come on go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Bobby to what do you attribute your phenomenal performance here today
simple I got athletes foot you do well then uh rinse it off [Music] going to the pool was fun come on dweeb we're not even there [Music] yet wow this is great don't forget stay in the shallow okay what's the shallow in [Music] I hope this is the line for the shadow [Applause] in a ladder wow I love to [Music] climb but I really hate to jumpy come on uh-oh I don't know how to [Music] swim Derek it was so scary I was climbing and then I had to jump and then I flirted to the
bottom and then and then Derek you're my hero you you saved my life Bobby you you like you almost drowned like while you were down there did your life flash before your eyes yeah but I'm only four so it didn't take long I use the rest of the time to think of a song and it goes something like this look at my face I'm not smiling I'm frowning that's because a minute ago I was almost drowning I really like living and I don't want to blow it but I climbed on the diving board and jumped
off and didn't even know it hit it Mark now I was at the bottom of the pool I don't recall how long I guess it must have been a while cuz I had time to write the song he was at the bottom of the pool he doesn't know how long but it must in the wall cuz he had time to write his song I'm just a little boy so I wanted my mother but just in time Derek saved me he's my brother yes we know I was at the bottom of the pool I don't recall
how long I guess it must have been a while cuz I had time to write this song my brother is my hero and I truly do love him and I don't know how to repay him if only I stop singing you little tweet and get off of me and then there was a bird and he talked to me and a good athlet and then I tried to find a shadin and then I jumped and I almost R and then and I was singing and then D gra me and oh Howard this sounds awful what in
corn sakes is he trying to tell us uh they you almost drowned oh for the love I'm down oh honey honey it's okay we we'll get him some let's get him some swimming lessons in the water of course in the water Bobby where else would you swim I don't want to go back in the water oh Bobby there's nothing to be scared of learning how to swim is just fun ask ask Uncle Ted right well actually I truthly I never learned how to [Music] swim Jo gitlin here Bobby generic generic what generic not to worry
my little I will call you my Bobby that's my name and you my my I will call you my my big Kish well thank you my lovely Kil basa M class M class so what time is it time for nuggles this came special delivery Babble no my little dumpling time for rolls no food no running no pushing no shoving no jumping no skipping it sounds like aot of fun and now for the most important who no horse Play No horse play [Music] and now Mr Ed the talking horse in Death of a Salesman thank you
thank you well what's the secret Ben no heart C no heart play or someone will get hyped and another way not to get H is you swim M body this is what we call the body system well I will show you come my big Kish you will be my buddy and I will be the V beneath your vinx kind of like a matah ball in the soup thing okay welcome to the wonderful voil of water it's just like air only you can't breathe it now come my kids I want you should visit your new world
[Music] there are some worlds a kid just doesn't want to visit now class I want you should make a little dunk M your heads in the v and make some bubbles it's not too much I should ask Uncle Ted how how come you can make bubbles without without putting your face in the water tell you what Pabo let's just keep that our little secret okay come my Little Darlings splash splash like the little fil the fish you are I go back to another Pool I'm going to have Derek be my buddy Uncle Ted he's my
[Music] hero swim swim like you Bost a great might heav swimming out to sea go my child swim okay Bobby you can do it swim swim my little [Music] guppy that's a dting mle Bobby give a kick you graduated you you you you guppy I'm a guppy all right good job Bobby my darling Boy Bobby you you can go Bobby you can go next T Tedy n and Bo fan come on down present that's me you are the handsomest guy I ever had well and may I say my dear you have incredibly lovely pores Uncle
dad hurry up I want to go home and tell DK I'm a guppy whoops don't Yank on the trunks too hard pobo come on we'll take the shortcut Uncle Ted why is everybody scared of boo Bradley see a lot of times people are scared of what they don't know babo for instance you and swimming and me uh well let's just stick to you and swimming Uncle K what does it say boo was [Music] here can I have the cereal please thank you D you know it's quite wonderful how you two sibs are getting along yeah
you'll have a terrific time at the pool today Bobby remember Derek is your swimming buddy don't let him out of your sight I'll remember Mom I won't leave him even for a minute [Music] great yep I'm definitely a guppy see you Roger hope that mocky bird isn't around here anymore good he's gone and Derek the Derek Derek uhoh here we go [Music] again so you think you're a guppy eh well Mark Spitz was a guppy I knew Mark Spitz and I'll tell you you are no [Music] guppy I'm a guppy and D was going to
be my buddy but the bird came and D ditched me and I'll be your buddy oh do do you know how to swim yeah Boo's swimming you do uh-huh uh do you know how to play baseball yeah Boo's baseball do you know how to play basketball yeah Boo's basketball football yeah Boo's football soccer boo soccer tennis Boo's tennis binton Bo know's bad Mitten didly Bo know's didly boo you're nice why is there everybody so scared of you maybe because my name is Boo and cuz I'm too big and my house looks scary and my grandmother
has a parrot who thinks he's a mocking bird shut up bird shut up bird shut up bird I understand why you think about killing that bird he's really [Music] annoying what took you so long where have you been you little twerp f you're not my hero anymore you ditched me well now you found me so let's go let's get this buddy stuff over with that's okay I don't need you to be my buddy I've got boo boo who don't cry I didn't even have to say knock knock boo Bradley he's your buddy does he even
know how to swim boo knows everything you know boo I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful summer [Music] vacation isn't it amazing how much you can learn if you just take your time and put your mind to it huh Bobby what do you mean Howe well like on today's show you learned how to how to swim you made a a new friend you learned a shortcut yeah that is amazing wow then I must be amazing and and if I'm amazing then I'm great yeah I'm amazing and great that's wonderful yeah then I'm
amazing and great and wonderful I'm amazing great and wonderful and and and a genius yeah I'm amazing and great and wonderful and a genius just go to bed okay [Music] a [Music] [Applause] [Music]
